02x23 - The Haunted Castle

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02x23 - The Haunted Castle

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courageous

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fighting for justice in the name of the

king

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adventure today

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oh papa smurf was this forest always so

dry what happened i don't know smurfette

it's been a long long time since i've

been here but i don't recall it's being

so dry

and we still haven't found the wild

forest pops north bonds north any smurf

knows you can't find puns storing if

there are no ponds because pawn snort

only grows at the bottom of

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hans

i feel we've smurfed all this way for

nothing oh what this place needs is a

good rain

i think you got your wish murphy let's

smurf for cover oh dear i'm getting all

wet over here

it's dry

good work rainy oh you can leave it to

me papa smurf i always know how to keep

my head dry

papa smurf the water's rising oh my

smurfs

if we don't smurf fast we'll really be

waterlogged hurry we must smurf to

higher ground

this is an awfully long shortcut kiwi i

hope you know where we're going of

course i do

know which way left or right um well i

uh what do you think the cat

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the cat thinks we're lost and so do i

look johan a castle

i told you we weren't lost

that's strange no gods no sentries no

people no bread no ham no sausage no

dinner come on peewee somebody must live

in this castle

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there's no doubt about it johan this

place is deserted absolutely positively

deserted

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oh it's only an hour

right only an hour

johan what was that

only the wind closing a door now go to

sleep kiwi right go to sleep

what is that

i don't know i was afraid you'd say that

but we'll find out i was afraid you'd

say that too

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look at those shadows

be brave pee wee

smurfs what a pleasant surprise

hey you were caught in the rain too yes

we smurfed here for shelter thinking

this place was deserted it is papa smurf

except for you johan and me and that man

ringing the bell the man ringing the

bell

go on

maybe there is someone in this castle

after all let's stay calm let's not

panic warm yourselves at our fire smurfs

kiwi and i will search the bell tower

why is it always pee-wee and i can't you

do anything without me

we'll find out who our mysterious bell

ringer is

all right come down from there it's

ringing by itself

it rhymed 12 times the witching hour

what do you think peewee i think we

should sleep outside ah

there you are

a ghost i'm so sorry did i frighten you

please don't leave i wish you no harm

johann we can't escape a ghost

listen to me please i'm a nice fellow

gohan

we run smurfs there's a ghost chasing us

did he say ghost hi

what are you

ah

a ghost and he's scared of us hey wait

for me

rainy what are you doing scaring a ghost

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oh dear now look what i've done oh

you don't look mean i assure you i'm not

you just startled me they startled you

what do you think you did to us huh

just who are you

um

i am the ghost of aldebard before

i used to rule this magnificent castle

magnificent this place

you gotta be joking

alas it's true

if you wish i shall tell you the story

we love stories especially ghost stories

so you see it was my misfortune to have

made an enemy in sarah the sorceress yes

i've heard of her she was a mean witch

very mean she cast a spell that dried up

the seven fountains which brought water

to this kingdom no water so that's why

the countryside is so dry yes and as the

drought continued all my subjects left

this land my ancestors blaming me for

the curse decided that i must haunt this

castle until the day the seven fountains

flow again oh how sad is there anything

we can do alas no

as long as the countryside is without

water i am doomed to haunt these halls

this is where johann usually offers to

help

papa smurf is there no way to help poor

alderbear's ghost only sarah the

sorceress can restore the water and

she's been dead for a hundred years but

maybe she passed her magic onto someone

else it is possible i've heard of the

sorcerer who lives nearby maybe he knows

this must be the sorcerer's hut

what if he's the evil kind who loves

changing people into toads come along

pee wee don't believe everything you

smurf pewee not all sorcerers are bad

right he's probably harmless you'll see

what do you want smurf for your lives

run you on run i swear it'll turn us

into toads

johan

johan where is he i'll bet that awful

sorcerer changed him into a

oh no

i knew this would happen

go on poor johan speak to me

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is this strange creature a friend of

yours he looks quite mad

according to the sorcerer all of sarah's

magic was passed to rachel the sorceress

but he doesn't know how to find her well

that's that time to go home i know of

this rachel and where she lives and she

owes me a favor

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rachel rachel it's poplar smurf anybody

home

hello

i smurf we should wait inside because

papa smurf always says all good spurs

come to those who wait and

we'll wait inside but remember this is

the home of a sorceress do not touch a

thing ah water this should cool my

boiling brow

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what's wrong with kiwi i don't know

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rachel this is my friend

he smurfed some of your laughing water

by accident he did did he i could boil

you in oil for that

oh

[Laughter]

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so you want to bring the waters back to

the seven fountains yes we do

then you will need this magic dividing

rod that once belonged to sarah the

sorceress oh thank you

just bring it back i will see to it

personally rachel

how do we know this thing works i'm sure

rachel wouldn't smurf us wrong baby

it's working it's working like i was

saying it works like a charm

amazing amazing we must be over water

[Applause]

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six more fountains to go hey let me

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this is try

no

except when the fountain is under a tree

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it's true it's really true the seven

fountains are back oh thank you thank

you i only wish your little blue friends

were here so that i could thank them as

well they had to return the divining rod

to rachel the sorceress and now you can

return to your ancestors alas not yet i

will only be free when the one and only

true heir to this castle returns and

according to my ancestors he must claim

this castle within the next two days or

all is lost you must have many

descendants how can we help you find the

one true heir follow me and i'll show

you

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i keep forgetting you use doors

this is an imprint of the beaufort seal

which has been passed on from father to

son for generations by one true heir

will possess this seal

fine here we and i will begin our search

tomorrow remember you have only two days

the sooner you locate my air the sooner

i will be free

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wake up peasants

what are you doing in my castle your

castle it belongs to the goat

we thought it was deserted sire no

longer i you before have taken

possession ah you speak nonsense

i louie before i'm the true inheritor of

this estate

wrong i puzzled the buffer now claim

this property it is mine you swine i'll

teach you to call me swine in my

my castle it is my castle

gentlemen

i have no fighting here who are you i am

charles before welcome to my humble home

your husband

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excuse me

if you're another beaufort you're late

the other started fighting without you

oh no i am not a before i represent

jonda before he is the true heir to this

estate who isn't but my master has the

family seal

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if that is so then your master is the

one true heir the boy's right the seal

we have proved to the king that shan't

before is the true heir we might as well

take our soldiers and leave unless

unless what unless we band together and

get the seal from the shondu before

there shall be no such trickery here and

who will stop us boy i johan and my

companion peewee full with that beau

forese

it is the dungeon for you too

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oh papa smurf things sure have changed

since we left what are all those humans

smurfing here and where's johan and

peewee i don't know but we must find out

carefully now we must get out of here

hey johan these chains are so old maybe

we can break them

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then again

maybe not

no write down that it is urgent and sign

your name

no never

how do you spell urgent

just say it is very important and

underlined very

well done

now all we have to do is send this note

to jean buffer i will deliver it myself

then bring him back here but be sure he

has the before seal yes we need that to

prove that i am we are the rightful

beaufort heirs

shiny

a ghost

johann that awful scream aldebaran must

have returned come now don't be afraid i

am your great great grandfather

alderbear

maybe he can help us

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we're in the dungeon

it's johan and peewee this way down here

those stairs are very steep and dark and

someone's coming

help us oh it's useless peewee he can't

hear us but i can now be quiet before i

chain up your big mouths oh

well at least someone hurt us

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papa smith oh it's terrible some evil

humans have smurfed a trap for the one

true heir to the castle and if they can

get their hands on the royal seal then

you've gotta spurf out of here

elsa bear

can you help us get out of these chains

alas no my hands would pass through

anything solid i can't even open a door

if you could only help us find the keys

we could do the rest oh i frightened the

one with the keys just a moment ago

accidentally of course that gives me an

idea you were dreaming castle i already

told you that ghosts do not exist oh but

i do

i have been waiting ages for you befores

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do you really think the ghost is gone i

certainly hope so hello

oh i haven't had so much fun in years

now let him try to get in

little ghosts yeah go away give us your

keys and we'll go away yeah take them

just go

good work smith don't thank us thank him

it was nothing now just keep scaring the

beaufort until we can get out of the

castle hold on i must go

what a time to leave tomorrow at

midnight is my last chance to find a

true heir if i fail then i will haunt

these halls forever forever

we only have one more day to help that

boar go we'd better get sparky

my men are ready to ride then you must

leave at once if those ghosts don't get

you fast

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there are more hmm what have we here

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i'm going to get you

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can't you take a joke stop them they are

no ghosts it was a trick

your good ideas never last long peewee

after them how they are we've got them

trapped johann do something i'm thinking

i've got it we'll jump think of

something else no time to argue hang on

smurfs

last they're getting away

oh we made it run kiwi they must not

escape as i was saying run

they must be around here somewhere split

up and find them

we need a horse and you can help us get

one pee wee right

me

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blast no sign of your hiring pee-wee and

where is before

i'm here i am here not you him what

happened to you and where is your horse

well uh i have good news and bad news

the good news is i found the prisoners

well where are they

that's the bad news you mean they got

away

enough i must get to jean to go far

before your honor kiwi or all is lost

yes you're right go quickly and take the

shortcut oh the four horse is so tired

yes perfect and it's still a long way to

sean dabo forest village and i'm

starving come pee we will continue on

foot but we must reach zondo before

before his evil cousins do i'm so hungry

i'm smelling things like saucy

peewee come back here i still don't see

why my servants wanted me to come alone

and bring the before seal hmm

dear cousin jean there are traitors

afoot you'll be safer with us

you

you villain

a traitor grab him

don't let him escape but who are these

men johan and peewee the treachers i

mentioned they are after your both are

sealed

no we're not he's the trainer kiwi

speaks the truth joe

oh

i hate traitors stand back

this should convince you we're friends

sire it is the before seal but how did

you we'll explain but i hope you like

ghost stories

do you think this will work johan it has

to jean or your ghostly great great

grandfather will never rest

where is before i'm here not you louie

it's almost midnight he should have been

back by now

there he is are you sure it's louie no

one else looks like that lower the

drawbridge

your plan is working johan his plans

always work it's time to confuse the

enemy let's go come on peewee we're

inside

quick to the bell tower to the male toe

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get to them

break it down

now what look for the back door

it's bad from the outside

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stand back i'll show you how to open a

door

kiwi

i don't know how but you did it i did

the midnight hour we must hurry

are you sure the ghost will appear sure

we're sure

look

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thank heavens you've come back in time

and could this young man possibly be

yes this is wrong to before your direct

descendant and one true heir

at last it's almost too good to be true

my boy

not another door break it down

we need your help one last time out

there it will be my pleasure johan

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look he's not solid he can't hurt you

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now it is four against three that's what

you think once we get rid of you gender

before this castle will be mine yours i

thought we were partner we'll discuss it

later after them

that's it oh give it to him i'll take

care of you mama

it's murphy pull harder

yo

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i guess he wanted to join his partner

i've got the buffer seal it's half mine

excuse me smurfs i'm returning this to

the rightful owner that motor's getting

a little crowded hey shove over i was

here first we are bug now can anybody

swim

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john you are now lord of beaufort castle

and at long last i am free oh thank you

my friends and goodbye

goodbye sir ghost

you look so happy

what are you going to do about your

villainous cousin sean i believe kiwi

has already taken care of them

i want this castle clean you know just

what i mean

push that mop with filling

e clean up the sea all right all right

just stop that awful singing even the

dungeon would be better than these

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