long long ago deep in the forest there
was a hidden village where tiny
creatures lived they call themselves
smurfs they were good
then there was gargamel the evil wizard
he was bad oh i hate smurfs
i'll get you i'll get all of you if it's
the last thing i ever do
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oh i'll get you i'll find your village
someday you will be so well the forest
is still there and if you listen you may
hear gargamel's rage and if you are good
you may just catch a glimpse of the
smurfs
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[Applause]
voila
these new smurf traps should snare those
miserable little vile blue boobs as we
get
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let's check the other traps
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that's a high one
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oh thanks gargamel
gargamel
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oh to getting out of here come on
scaredy
jokey vanity run for your smurfs it's
going to belt run run
don't worry azriel i have traps
everywhere they can't escape
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don't just sit there you idiot get me
down
gargamel stepped into one of his own
traps he really stuck his foot in it
this time yeah
come on let's get back to the village
and tell papa smurf
oh this is mortifying mortifying how
will i ever get down
oh those miserable smurfs they'll pay
for this
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no i can't stand it hasn't he and i
can't i can't i can't oh i hate those
snaps i hate smurf
oh how i hate
this them for drastic and desperate
measures as real i must seek the advice
of madame trilby
yes but but but how how
she'll never help me she detests me she
hates me she loathes me
think gargamel flee
i've got it oh i'm brilliant brilliant
brilliant
i know it's in here somewhere
ah here it is
my genuine cut glass imitation ruby i'll
buy madame trilby services with this
fake ruby she'll never know the
difference
faster us real faster we're still a long
long way from madame trippy's onward
onwards
there it is ausriel madame trilbys keep
your fingers crossed
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gargamel you wretched wizard what are
you doing here you know i love and
despise everything you stand for but
madame trilby i need
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madame trilby i have come to ask you the
very sight of you makes me ill now go
away
this will make her change her mind
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now that i have your attention
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oh the humiliation oh
madame trilby i have a proposition you
may find very interesting i'm listening
if you help me catch those miserable
smurfs the ruby is yours smurfs
hmm
very well gargamel i'll help you
this magic flute will bring you the
smurfs that's amazing
absorb
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you see when you play these magic flutes
tonight the smurfs will sleepwalk out of
their village into the forest and into
your grimy little hands
ah tonight the smurfs will pay the piper
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oh my all that harvesting certainly is
hard on my peaches and smurfberry
complexion
i'm so tired i could sleep for a week
well i always say brains overbrawn is
the
never mind i'm too tired i'm even too
tired to eat
good night sloppy nighty night vanity
good night rainy night smurfette good
night papa smurf
this flute better live up to
expectations asriel or madame trilby
will pay dearly ah look
smurf berries that means smurfs can't be
too far away well we shall see
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that must be those miserable smurfs come
as well at last we can find their rotten
village
what in smurf
clumsy oh papa smurf what are you doing
out here in the smurf of the night uh
i don't know what are you doing out here
what happened here the village my lab
oh my beautiful flowers they're all
ruined who could have done such a
terrible thing
yay
my beautiful pants oh they're all ruined
ruined oh no how can this be who is
responsible for this savage att*ck upon
my art
peter
what did you do to my foot and my head
me what did you do to my masterpiece i
didn't do anything to your masterpiece i
just woke up and found my foot yellow
and my head red wait wait my little
smurfs
there must be a reasonable explanation
for all of tonight's strange events
i think we're getting closer as well i
can feel it i can smell it
smurf berries we're right back where we
started no village and no smurfs i've
been swindled this flute is magical it's
a fake a fake a fake a fake
are you suggesting that i traded you a
fake nudes
oh no oh
well actually this flute works perfectly
you just needed practice oh well of
course then i'll practice until it's
perfect say wretched wizard
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but painter i didn't put my foot in your
paint and i didn't soak my head in it
either you did too
did not i'll do the two there
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look asriel a miserable smurf i think my
luck is changing
at least here in the beauty and the
quiet of the forest i can be alone man
i'm not quite alone there miserable
smurf you'll have plenty of company
it works asriel the flute works
i'm gonna smurf painter a piece of my
mind when i find him me too
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oh what a horrible music that must have
been harmony even harmony doesn't play
that bad i've got you vile smurfs
so my rotten little smurfs we meet again
you're mean and nasty and terrible and
horrible guy you know
well you say the nicest thing smurfette
but tonight i shall have all the smurfs
under my power yeah
good night sloppy
goodnight vanity
goodnight greedy
good night papa smurf
perhaps tonight i can smurf to the
bottom of these strange events
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what is that awful music
huh
greedy where are you going
and where are you going jokey
jokey smurf why aren't you asleep
i smurf he is asleep
jokey wake up
he's sleepwalking it must be that music
and i think i know who the musician is i
must wait my little spurs
this should wake them up from their
trances
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what's this well i can't let it go to
waste
hey what's smurfing on what am i doing
here
listen my little smurfs you have all
been sleepwalking to the tune of a magic
flute hater andy and smurfette have
already disappeared i suspect gargano's
behind this but we must make sure
hefty lazy and jokey come with me we'll
follow the music and whatever you do do
not fall asleep yes papa smurf
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the music is smurfing from just up ahead
be careful my little smurfs
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even great musicians need to rest
husbands
so you give me a fake ruby will you
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perhaps this will teach you not to give
imitation rubies to madame trilby
well now
that is music to my ears
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