02x40 - The Good, the Bad and the Smurfy

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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02x40 - The Good, the Bad and the Smurfy

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oh

oak bay

dragon l back the worst part of being a

wizard even a great wizard like me is

grubbing about for ingredients and

fungus and lizards and dead toads

no maggots or

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papa scorpions yes

and some fun snore too

oh

i just love the smell of fresh herbs oh

yeah me then

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well thank you brainy you found the pawn

snort oh you're welcome papa smurf see

when you can't do the job just call on

me because i leave no smurf on turn and

furthermore

so don't call on me

come along brainy i think we have all

the herbs we need goodbye little pond

and pond snort and

what's wrong papa smurf

run for your smurfs

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well now

well now look at these little fellows

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fascinating creatures perhaps i can find

a use for them

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there that should hold you

well what are we gonna do papa smurf

don't worry papa smurf will think of

something won't you papa smurf i'm

working on it rainy

martine

ooh

where is that miserable wizard my belly

is about to burst oh

mine too sire oh i can't believe we ate

the whole thing

you rank sire wizard prepare a potion to

ease our aching stomachs yes sire it

shall be done sire oh it's too high

clumsy you're stepping on my head oh oh

sorry brainy

is that better

you're welcome

careful brainy i'm trying papa smurf

why can't the king ask me to conjure up

a spirit or a spell or a vision but

prepare a potion for trifling

stomachache

i don't even have a recipe for such a

ridiculous thing then i'll give him

something little oil of evergreen some

oatmeal a touch of chili pepper

a dash of castor oil

oh yeah it's making me sick it's making

us all sick

ah perfect wizard your potion is wrong

what did you say

to cure stomach problems you need smurf

berry syrup and mountain moss and han

snort

you're telling me the great mordane how

to tour a stomachache don't make me

laugh

well he can't say i didn't warn him

yeah he who laughs first smurfs least

and he who laughs last smurfs best

or something like that

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ah that's terrible they're feeling

better now sire no

i feel worse than ever yeah maybe you

need a little more uh more

bring a remedy that works wizard or i'll

see you rot in the dungeon do you

understand

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blast now i'm in big trouble perhaps i

should have listened to papa smurf what

papa smurf knows all about formulas papa

smurf knows about everything are you a

wizard well i work with formulas from

time to time can you cure the king's

aching stomach yes but only if you let

us go

so

be it

get to work i have your word wizard of

course mordaine's word is a word of

honor

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yes i

you have done well i feel like a king

again ah thank you sire i knew you would

sire

the potion worked perfectly of course it

worked if papa smurfs were secure you

stake your trust papa smurf always quiet

we've kept our half of the bargain now

keep yours it's time you let us go we

have a long journey back to our village

oh didn't i tell you i've changed my

mind you're staying you're all staying i

can use your help around here oh you

nasty old wizard you promised you did it

we all heard you right papa smurf

silence from now on do as i say or i'll

toast your little blue eyes

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hmm

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what's

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that he's asleep again

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as i remember the stairs are this way

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make it this way

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oh now we can't smurf out that way

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oh someone's sleeping push

how do we get out of here

that window is open and remember

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i'm not as fast as i used to be were you

two all right yes

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of course what are you doing here that

nasty terrible wizard smurf napkin smurf

napped mordane

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desire why wasn't i told about these

creatures

creatures

ah

you're mean and nasty

are you what an answer wizard

terrible and nasty

i would save them as a a surprise for

your birthday sire my birthday

oh

and very good but who are they what will

they do do now listen here i demand to

uh do uh they uh uh are performers yes

performer sire her father say

hmm

what about the one with the beard he

looks too old to perform i'm only 542.

this one is useless sire i only keep him

for cleaning the hard reach corners in

my laboratory very well keep him

but the others will perform for me

yes sire

terrible powerful nasty wizard

nevertheless the show must go on

listen smurfs papa smurf and the others

are way overdue and we've got to find

them cr*cker harmony greedy lazy chokey

crouchy i hate volunteering

is the trail cold treasure the trail is

never cold hefty you just have to know

what to look for

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any ideas tracker

say

like george these are human tracks

they've been smurf-napped boy when i get

my hands on that human let's get going

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oh i wonder where papa smurf is oh yeah

me too oh don't worry about papa smurf

he would never ever let us down don't be

too sure of that oh hello my little

smurfs

papa smurf are you all right never felt

better brady i was just helping my

friend mordaine with an experiment your

friend

him enough it's time to entertain king

argan and his knights

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i thought of a way out of this i have an

idea too listen all we have to do is

perform just terribly and the king will

hate us oh yeah

then what then he let us go

just what i was thinking

smurfs

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what's the meaning of this wizard uh

they uh must have the sore throat sire

but watch how beautifully they uh dance

dance smell sir dance

dance

dance

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these myths give me a stomachache wizard

oh baby it's working of course my ideas

always work

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bravo

[Applause]

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[Laughter]

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oh

this isn't turning out the way it's

supposed to at all

mordane these smells are the funniest

jesters i've ever seen

didn't i tell you sire they shall

perform at my birthday banquet tomorrow

are you gonna help us escape escape why

would you want to escape don't you want

to go home papa smear no no clumsy this

is my home now this is your home

you heard him smurfs you're all going to

stay here forever you nasty wizard you

you put a spell on papa's fur this smart

little smurfette and unless you

cooperate

i'll put a spell on you too

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is it much farther tracker smurf not far

now

ah follow me my smiths yeah let's get

them what

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leaves four grams of hellebore and the

boiling juice of a mandrake for your

sake papa smurf this new potion had

better work i guarantee it master morday

i must try it out but don who

oh i can't believe i ate the whole thing

i feel terrible give me more medicine

for my stomach wizard of course of

course i just made up a new patch

it works

the formula works now i can carry out my

plan

our fellow smurfs are in that castle and

let's get smurfing

the coast is clear and stay close

not that close

i smell

they say mountain night

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come on

this place is so big it'll be like

finding a smurf in a haystack

don't fret greedy i'll sniff them out

we must start up the birthday fireworks

and you shall help me papa smurf my

pleasure master mordane

apple smurf why did he call him master

and where's smurfette and brainy and

clumsy

in here

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smurfs away

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quick down the road

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what's this

oh no they've escaped the king will have

my head the papa smurf build some more

rockets while i find those ungrateful

smurfs they couldn't have gone far

yes master mordane

what's wrong with papa smurf oh

obviously the answer lies within the

pages of these books obviously tell

everybody smurf a book and start looking

for the anti spells

[Laughter]

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look at this see this is it i told you

i'd find it now all we have to do is mix

it but we're not alchemists uh papa

smart could do it and so can i after all

i'm papa smears assistant and i'm not

papa smurf's assistant for nothing nor

am i anyone to be taken lightly

i have an idea

oh papa smurf smurfs master mordane is

very upset why did you run away oh papa

smurf we found a formula that'll make us

sing and dance a lot better can you mix

it for us what a smurfy idea my master

will be delighted i think he's butted

now let's just hope the formula works

last but not least a dash of pepper

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done oh thank you papa smith

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smurfette

brainy

clumsy

what happened oh papa smurf is it really

you oh are you sorry i don't know

yes i'm i'm fine now but we must escape

before

my name

papa smurf you found them but uh where

did these others come from oh uh

they came to rescue me master but i

captured them for you excellent the more

smurfs the better to keep the king

amused

[Laughter]

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you've done well wizard bringing me more

of these little blue creatures let the

minstrels play oh wait sire first

fireworks in honor of your birthday

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really enjoy this next batch your

highness

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happy birthday sire now while you and

your fat friends eat flies i shall steal

all your gold

what's this

hey come back you rotten smurfs come

back

faster my loose boost faster

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[Applause]

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foreign

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what happened ordained put a spell on

you what dane ah are you reversed to

spell he sure did but weren't for papa

smurf you'd still be a frog absolutely

and your gold would be gone too

ah you smurfs are small of size but

brave of heart i owe you a great debt

take this golden goblet please thank you

your majesty but we have no need for

gold but i would be honored

no we just want to return to our village

so be it my little friends

tracker gifty smurfette rainey

clumsy

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lacey jokey big jokey jokey

wait for me

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where have you been

surprise

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i really had a sense of humor

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it's a smart day

here's a smurfy for you

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