03x01 - Once in a Blue Moon/All Creatures Great and Smurf

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03x01 - Once in a Blue Moon/All Creatures Great and Smurf

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good night clumsy good night nicey uh

good night grouchy i hate good nights

good night smurfette

good night grouchy good night baby

good night surface and remember early to

bed early to rise makes a smurf good

night brainy

good night and good night papa smurf

good night my little spurfs

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there's something about the moon tonight

something special i can feel it

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wow

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ah another smurfy morning time for my

seven eight to the sun

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what's this

uh oh not another one of jerky's

surprises

that's not one of jokey's surprises

morning harmony what you got i don't

know

well let's take a look here

it sounds like

a snake

quick somebody get rid of it here

painter you do it

not me

hey everybody get rid of it get rid of

it yes

i say beautiful papa smurf i just for me

thank you clumsy don't open the bumpers

perfect snake gosh brainy why didn't you

tell me somebody left it on my doorstep

a snake what a surprise

well my little smurfs there's only one

way to solve this mystery

i can't look great smurfs of fire

it's a baby a baby smell

a baby's nerve

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why this is the smurfiest little smurf

i've ever smeared what do we do now papa

smurf dreamy and clumsy get some milk

yes

handy i want you to build a little bed

right away papa smurf taylor make this

baby some clothes anything special very

special how about a smurf furry muffin

not yet greedy but thank you papa smurf

i've been thinking it seems to me that

what baby smurf needs more than anything

is the kind of intellectual stimulation

that the person

yes papa smurf what this baby needs is

lots and lots of love

well we'll have no trouble smurfing that

papa smurf

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hey grouchy how about taking this porch

to baby smurf i hate baby smurf

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now this mercy went to market and this

little smurfy stayed home and this

oh hi grouchy want to hear my new

lullaby for baby i hate lullabies how do

you like my new masterpiece

i hate masterpieces how about giving me

a hand with baby smurf's new mirror

grouchy there's room in it for both of

us

now well i wonder what's smurfing him

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hurry up clumsy that dog is making you

nervous and you know that when i get

nervous

clumsy oh ah sorry dreamy

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oh papa smirk papa smurf i have a

surprise for baby

a perfect fit if i do say so

a surprise for baby

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yes papa smurf grouchy why don't you

just go in and get acquainted baby smurf

needs all our tender smurfing care

i hate tender smurfing care

oh god babies

uh what's the matter what's wrong oh

gosh i don't know

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[Applause]

something's dreadfully wrong with baby

oh my diagnosis concludes that baby

smurf has a severe case of grumpy

rheumatitis aggravated by rumpus moist

ptosis aggravated by brady there's no

such thing

oh

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if anything's wrong with baby

no no smurfit there's nothing to

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all my life it's been suit suit suits

and now it's tighties die these days uh

you know brandy i sort of been wondering

uh just where did baby smurf come from

anyway oh dopey serious clumsy everyone

knows where baby smurfs come from

hmm baby sharks maybe shrimp baby every

kind of baby there is can i find

something on baby sperms oh no

come in

um uh uh

may i talk to you for a minute papa

smurf

certainly brainy what's on your mind

uh uh well

this will come as a complete shock to

you papa smurf but i brainy smurf have

finally found a question i cannot answer

no

it's humiliating but true you papa smurf

are so wise and have taught me

everything i know everything that is

except one teensy weensy little bit of

information what is it brainy all right

papa smurf

where do baby smurfs come from

well brainy i knew this question was

coming and all i know is that once in a

blue moon a baby smurf shows up for all

of us to love

it is a great mystery

and probably

the greatest mystery of all time

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i hate oh

oh grouchy glad i found you i still have

more work to do would you mind letting

baby stay with you

oh

all right

amazing

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you're going to be very proud of me i've

spent the last five days putting your

books in order and i intend to keep them

that way

why thank you brady like you always say

a place for everything and

everything in its place oh papa smurf

how terrible how much longer will baby

behave like this

not much longer brainy only for the next

150

years ah childhood it passes so quickly

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hi baby

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[Laughter]

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look at that

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baby will love these little booties i've

knitted

oops papa smurf bubba smurf hurry

oh papa smurf this stork has a letter

for you

thank you

we regret to inform you that due to an

error a baby smurf was delivered to you

color blue weight two ounces white

diaper silver pin

please give it back to our carrier we

are sorry for any inconvenience we may

have caused you

oh my

giveaway baby

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never isn't funny not one it's

just not fair

now now my little smurfs please i'm

afraid there's nothing we can do this

carrier is only doing his duty and baby

smurf must be returned

i hate returned

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please please calm down

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i said calm down

now i know how you all feel

unfortunately it is out of our hands i

say we just keep the little squeezer

yeah

yeah i mean was there a blue moon last

night or not there sure was

i'm afraid it's not that simple hefty

no i realize how painful this all

oh papa is baby smurf is missing

baby smurf is messy and so is crouchy

grouchy smurf

it could possibly have been grouchy

everybody knows grouchy hates baby smurf

grouchy loved baby more than you knew he

was just afraid to let his feelings show

i'm afraid you will just have to wait

smurfs we must begin a search

immediately

you search the forest west of the river

we'll go east all right smurf

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hang on clumsy

see anything

nothing

i don't see a sign to grab you anywhere

okay how are you

crouchy baby

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hurry up

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hello

see anything my little sparks nothing

keep looking there's a terrible storm

brewing

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don't cry baby

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you're hungry

you stay here i'll find you some milk

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ah

i hate not finding milk

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thank you thank you

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oh

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the water is rising

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i hate not knowing what to do

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you might just as well leave grouchy and

baby smurf are nowhere to be found uh

yeah nowhere

speak of the smurf

grouchy

hey

grouchy is baby all right yes papa smurf

but i

i hate giving up

this is not funny not one fit

and i don't care what kind of

bookkeeping era you made taking a baby

away from the family that loves it is

mean and nasty and horrible

tell them we are sorry for the delay but

after all it was their mistake in the

first place

i'm sorry my little smurfs there is

nothing i can do

baby is going bye-bye

we're all going to miss you little one

very very much

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are you sure

vanity

hi guys

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goodbye baby take care

we love you

don't despair my little smurfs there

will be another blue moon

someday

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i just baked a fresh pan of baby's

favorite goodies but somehow i just

don't feel like eating

greedy smurf don't you know that not

eating can lead to all kinds of health

problems like starvation smurfix and

oh who cares

hey clumsy i got a surprise for you yeah

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gosh thanks

funnier yeah

oh yeah

that's pretty funny jokey

[Applause]

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good night clumsy good night lazy uh

good night crouchy what's good about it

good night smurfette good night grouchy

and good night baby sir wherever you are

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[Applause]

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but it can't be but it is

baby smurf you came back you came back

oh thank you having the poor baby smurfs

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dear smurfs after due consideration

taking into account smurfette's letter

and the sincere devotion demonstrated by

grouchy smurf we have the pleasure of

sending this baby smurf back to you

we are sorry for any inconvenience we

may have caused

well my little smurfs baby smurf is back

home to stay

hey

don't you go pulling my beard baby smurf

uh

well

not too often and from now on we must

all work hard to make whatever

sacrifices are necessary to ensure baby

smurfs happiness

well brady that first little sacrifice

would be

a tidy change

i'll do it papa smurf why of course

crouchy i hate changing daddies

but i love baby smurf

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a baby comes to stay

once in

a blue moon

your heart is smurfed away

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a baby breeze

oh

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hmm

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hey natural smurf aren't you coming in

just as soon as i finish getting this

pink out of mrs hopper's wound natural

smurf you better hurry up you know how

upset greedy gets when anybody's late

for oh brainy you know that yeah natural

smurf would be here all night if that's

how long it took to fix that queen

there you go mrs hopper oh

come on nat it's getting late

your baby fell out of the nest oh well

there he goes again

the walnut tree by gargamel

i have to take care of a baby bird help

papa smurf i'll be late for lunch and

when he finds out you're off on another

mission of mercy oh brainy you know nat

would never be able to live with himself

if he didn't help that little bird

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what was that

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well cats will be cats

now let's have a look at you twitter

you're gonna be fine just fine

hold on twitter i'll have you home in a

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minute but

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come out here you sniffling cat i

brought you a friend

[Laughter]

easy now i've almost got it

there

it's this fish bone that was giving you

all that grief i must say you were very

brave good grief azriel don't be such a

coward if you weren't so stupid you'd

know this fine specimen of a silver fang

growler just wants to be friendly

[Applause]

you might as well come down asriel you

two are going to be working together

thank you for the delicious earthberry

pie greedy it was the best one you've

ever made

i hope you saved a piece for natural

smurf

not exactly oh that's okay greedy i'm

sorry i'm late papa smurf but between

the grasshoppers the bird the bear and

the bunny been another full day

you must be hungry now you missed both

lunch and dinner it was worth it papa

smurf as long as the little lost bunny

learned a lesson

lesson number one this is a smurf

lesson number two this is a smurf betty

bush lesson number three

i said

moving on to lesson number four lesson

number five always be careful to avoid

human traps especially if they're made

out of iron they hurt the mouth the

subject of lesson number six was

enthusiasm

of which you are showing very little

very little indeed

[Applause]

goodbye my friends i'll see you tomorrow

and remember to be aware of those iron

traps

this is a smurf betty bush and where

there are smurf berries there are smurfs

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oh look feathers down there it's one of

those iron traps and some poor creature

needs our help

it sounds like an injured cat

don't you think that

wouldn't it be more advisable if

perhaps if we slowed down and

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now

i will

don't worry ezreal i'll be

i say we let the sleeping cat lie it

serves him right asriel is mean why

should we help him because he'll die if

we don't yeah maybe we'll die if we do

oh dear i wish papa smirk was here i

don't know what we should do i say let's

get out of here

will not one of you help me free this

poor beast from its suffering will not

one of you allow yourselves to feel

smurf for this poor injured animal who

cries out to you and um

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don't cry it's all right as well we're

only trying to help you poof phew that's

some trap what we need is a big stick

for leverage here this on a smurf

it's all right kitty that's a nice

cat

don't just stand there brainy help me

papa smurf is not gonna like this at all

not one bit

nah if i've

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the blindfold

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smurfs you idiot not dragons

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it's not what you think it is are you

crazy bringing that monster

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[Applause]

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make room for papa smurf

this time you've taken your love of

animals too far

right

but papa smurf please just look at him

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now

good heavens ezreal was caught in one of

gargamel's traps amazing

i asked you papa smurf does this pitiful

creature look like a dangerous animal it

sure does

that is a k*ller

my little smurfs now i know we've all

had our troubles with asriel i hate

asriel

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smurf

yeah how about that i say throw him out

this poor creature is a living being

are we smurf or not smurf

well

we can't let ezreal die

careful

now let's all smurf together

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what do you think papa smurf will rainy

a leopard cannot change his spots my

thought exactly

look look crowley look smurf prince oh

boy whoa don't you

idiot

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get out of my face swamp breath phew

well asriel i see we're looking very

smurfy this morning

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would kitty like more meal

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how about a smurf berry tart

asriel hates smurf berries papa smurf

that lily root salve you smurfed up is

amazing uh

yes um well good from the smurf that as

well will soon be filling his old self

again that's what i'm afraid of

fresh wagon tracks and i smell smurf

berries we must be near the village

did you hear that

i swear that's that worthless ass

weekend oh as well

[Applause]

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it was just another one of gargamel's

tricks

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now

att*ck

not so fast not so fast

[Applause]

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oh

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are you all right

i guess no papa smurf has male could

have k*lled you well i suppose he could

pop a smurf but he didn't

amazing

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