03x07 - A Little Smurf Confidence/Hogatha's Heartthrob

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03x07 - A Little Smurf Confidence/Hogatha's Heartthrob

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okay smurfs gotta keep it moving 407

next i can't smurf them hefty i'm not

strong enough oh sure you can weekly

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try one

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thanks

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whoa

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i can't i can't

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some hot smurf fairy juice weakling oh

thank you smurfette scrawny

insignificant complete and total washout

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oh weekly don't be so hard on yourself

hefty's so strong he can smurf

everything i'm so weak i can't smurf

anything

oh weekly

we have to do something

as blue as foreign is weekly's problem

is smurf confidence my little smurfs he

has none

we must all think of ways to help him

believe in himself believe in himself

hmm

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there

light is a feather hot diggity smurf

this oughta smurf the trick

smurfy work handy weakling smurf over

here will you please a failure an

incompetent yeah what could they

possibly hope to accomplish without the

help of winkling smurf could you smurf

this for us i've

i've got a smurf in my back

uh oh uh me too

you gotta be smurfing me how am i ever

gonna smurf this i don't even

hey i smurfed it

thanks weakling yeah yeah a smurf saver

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now we thought you lacked smurf

confidence after all a smurf like you

really has so very little going for him

can't be expected to think too much of

himself

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i of course have never had that problem

but why get into that here the important

thing is you're surfing great here smurf

a few more

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i thought he could smurf a few more i

can't i can't i can't i can't

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find some smurf belts some smurfs

stronger than me like

baby smurf

you can smurf it weakling here you smurf

hey

i can smurf it

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sorry weakling we met well

now he has even less smurf confidence

it's hopeless papa smurf even i'm at a

loss for ideas my incredible intellect

notwithstanding nothing is hopeless my

little smurfs now i just may have a

solution

can do it cream what kind of magic does

it do papa smurf it gives magic strength

weekly just smurf a little on your nose

and you can do anything you want to

this i've got a smurf

you should feel it any moment now

do you feel yourself getting stronger i

think i do peppa smurf

yes

i do feel it papa smurf i do i

do

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this is all a matter of applied physics

i hate

applying physics the angle of the sperm

is equal to the arc of

oh

it works it works

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water for your watering can smurfette

allow me

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wiggling i hate buckets it really works

it really works

it really really works i can smurf

anything i want to

i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't

i can't

a scarf to the right handy a spur fire

gotcha hefty

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is every smurf all right we're

what about your cream hmm i'll need a

day to fix it then we'll lose a day's

work we can't lift this by ourselves

sure we can have to sure we can come on

everything

one

two

three

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[Applause]

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you are the perfect smurfy species

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you are the tower of

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there we are the two strongest smurfs

ever

and i owe it all to you well papa too

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wake up we have to save the village wake

up every smurf wake up gotta help you

gotta help

can't forget this of course

push harder

let's meet him

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what's that

the bridge the bridge we have to save it

we must clear that debris or we'll lose

the bridge

[Applause]

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take care of him i'll help the others

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need extra large dough

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[Applause]

smurf out of there

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for heroism above and beyond the call of

sparkness

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what puppet smith it wasn't me it was

your magic and do it cream see where is

it taste it quickly

smurf berry jam

that's all no magic just a little smurf

confidence then it was me i did it all

by my smurf oh i can smurf anything i

want to

i'll never say i can't again i can't i

can't i really really can i can i can i

really really can i can't i can't i

really really can't i can't

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oh what's keeping that pee brain vulture

if that dim-witted buzzard comes back

without my witch and warlock's weakly

i'll turn him into a turkey roasted with

all the trimmings

oh my little bird of paradise

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you got it i knew you could do it

oh

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it's him it's him harlequin my hero

if only we could get together just think

of the terrific magic we'd make

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oh there must be a way to meet him

oh well why b*at around the bush i'll

just go straight to harlequin's castle

it's only a few leagues as the crow or

in this case the vulture fly

put something in those wings can't you

see audrey right there smurf tracks a

smurf path and when they come back

those wretched little smurfs are going

to stick like flies to fly paper

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there here they come quick as well quick

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hide again

you've got the wing power of the canary

get there faster on foot

just dropped me off here

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i didn't mean drop me off you

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dodo and don't forget to come back for

me when you hear the whistle

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double time got it

stupid

bag of feathers i think it's time i got

a new bird here they come audrey ouch be

quick what's this aha i got you

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hogasa

is very funny gargle mail very funny

now get me free of this you toad brain

you got yourself into this get yourself

out

very well

maybe that'll teach you not to poke your

silly looking nose into my what what

what are you doing put me down whatever

you say

please hogan dear sweet arthur get me

out please i'll do anything

what could an an adult like you do for

me nothing

besides i have more important matters to

attend to such as seeking an

introduction to harlequin the great a

truly magnificent

harlequin the great oh

good old harlequin

why i'll have you know that harlequin is

a very close friend of mine good old

holly

why just last week you know him

oh why didn't you say so in the first

place gargamel dairy

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you must introduce us

well perhaps but uh what is in it for me

well

um if it's those little smurfs you want

i have just the thing for you yes

i have a magic whistle that will attract

smurfs from miles around

you do

let me see it and let me see it you'll

see it but first the introduction only

after harlequin pays me a visit

shall we say this evening agreed agreed

come asriel oh papa smurf if gargamel

gets his hands on this magic whistle

come my little smurfs we must stop him

from smurfing an invitation to harlequin

whoever he is oh wonderful

harlequin's coming to see me

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oh harold where are you my little turtle

doll

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so the old witch wants to meet the great

warlock eh

oh my dear friend harlequin the great

well now we must give her what she wants

asriel

let me see ah this should do it

and when my disguise is complete the old

crone will never know the difference

he doesn't even know harlequin we'll

have to stop hogging her from giving him

the magic whistle but isn't her castle a

long way off papa smurf not as the crane

flies murphy feathers will take us hurry

my little spurs

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oh

here it is

my enchanted music box

i hope it still works

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oh perfect

now my soiree with harlequin the great

is sure to be a dream

how can he resist

oh that reminds me mustn't forget the

so-called magical whistle

namely my bird call

that numb skull gargamel won't know the

difference until it's too late

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this should fool that ugly what-face tag

excellent and now asriel it's your turn

now now as real this won't hurt a bit

asriel get out here we can't keep our

dear sweet huggers are waiting

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austria

oh

a little toad ward and a dash of newt's

eye

um that takes care of the snacks now a

hint of perfume

essence of skunk oil who that always

does the trick

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there

perfect

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if harlequin the great doesn't show up

soon i'll turn that num skull gargamel

into a worm

but then again he's already a worm

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my dear friend gargamel sends his

kindest regards and gargamel

oh such a deer

well come in come in

thank you madam here it is

oh papa smurf do you think gargamel's

already there oh something to refresh

you after your journey harlequin deer

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it's delicious

what is it oh just a little something i

whipped up myself

snail made

delicious madam

oh perhaps some more

stay close we may need you no no thank

you madam quite sufficient i really

can't stay papa smurf that must be the

magic whistle i just dropped by to pick

up the magic whistle for my dear friend

and colleague gargamel the great he told

me that

leave already oh none since you just

arrived

come let's talk sorcery

there

isn't this comfortable

why harlequin your charms are so

enchanting

of course i'll dance with you

it will actually i don't dance no i i

really i really must be going

this is too smurfy to be true

i don't know what's come over me i've

never danced before

really you dance so ouch

gracefully

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yuck

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harlequin and you make me so dizzy

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my beard

oh no

oh harlequin my beloved

pokemon took the magic whistle quick we

have to smurf away as far as we can

before gargamel uses it oh gosh let's

get out of here oh harley quinn where

are you beloved i've got it i've got the

magic whistle

oh but what a price to pay yeah oh i

know you're shy but this is ridiculous

halloween hello

oh well i know he'll be back

oh what a man

but why should i be surprised after all

i have charm

i have beauty i have a beard

a beard

oh no

it was gargamel

where is he where is that imposter

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[Applause]

we should be safe here

no you little blue wretches come out

come out wherever you are

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oh do you smurf we're out of range of

the magic whistle yet papa smurf i hope

so smurfette

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hmm

no sign of this murphs perhaps i'd

better try again

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he's over there

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it works the magic whistle works

what

that magic whistle

it isn't a magic whistle at all it's

hawker's bird called

[Laughter]

please please agatha i've learned my

lesson please turn this thing off but

harlequin deary it's playing our song

now dance you weasel-faced nose nitwit

dance

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