03x10 - The Smurf Who Would Be King

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Smurfs". Aired: April 18, 2021 - present.*
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03x10 - The Smurf Who Would Be King

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and rule their subjects with fairness

and kindness

oh if only i could be a cake

dreamy we need our things back we have

work to do the weeds won't waste i'm not

dreamy i'm his royal spurfness king

dreamy the smurf artist

sorry dreamy but i need this right now

and i need this

and i this sorry dreamy

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if i were a king i'd be the smurfiest

king that ever was if i were king all my

subjects would love me

oh hell king dreamy the smurf-hearted oh

hell king dreamy though smurfhearted

thank you my smurfy subject thank you

wow

wow

hey later

oh

wow

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my ship

how am i ever going to smurf out of here

wherever here is

[Applause]

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whatever that sound is it's coming from

wow

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oh great king you have returned at last

he's returned to last we have waited so

long

that's very smurfy of you

because i didn't even know i was coming

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[Laughter]

sorry we put your statue right where you

plan to return

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that's me well of course it is okay king

you've kept your promise oh my fellow

fookies our king has returned to last at

last

[Applause]

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[Applause]

is it aboard your ship great king is it

is it

your secret w*apon when you left us you

said you'd find a secret w*apon to

defeat the north nags are you sure you

got the right spur

whoops

[Applause]

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they want more jewels

jewels

since you left though great king the

north knacks have been demanding even

more jewels from us every day

every day or else they'll destroy us

with their quake maker

when are you going to free us from the

sl*very

yes oh great one when are you going to

free us

well i um

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great smurf gabby i don't know what to

do about those mean north knacks but you

can use your secret w*apon my king how

many times must i tell you i don't have

a secret w*apon and i'm not your king

i've never seen any of you before why

don't we your garments my king

they're beautiful

let us have the honor of adorning you oh

great one

oh

oh my king you look you look smurfy

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i look like a king i feel like a king

i'm going to act like a king you are a

king

they're ready for the daily shipment my

king

wait a sperm you need to tell me you

fill up this culprit every day uh-huh

that you do that we do

just who are these north nets oh they're

big

and mean and scary well actually

we've never seen them i see

well i'm going to smurf a look at them

pouring the jewel

you see you see i told you our king is

the bravest king in the world i told you

i told you he's not afraid of the north

nags he's not afraid of anything he's

going to go up there and

uh you mind if i tag along my king

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so

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[Applause]

come on gabby let's smurf a look around

oh yes yes smurf look around good idea

your language is so colorful these days

my king

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show the cookies our thanks for another

day's work well done

those spookies are such fools and the

more we shake them up the harder they

work

[Applause]

come on gabby

lower the cauldron

and deliver twice the number of jewels

or the quakes will never cease and the

roof of the world will fall upon you

twice the jewels that's impossible

i have no fear my fellow bookies our

king will protect us he has no fear of

the north necks

and their threats

gabby please don't overdo it but my king

i need some time alone so i can think

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oh smurf is me

what am i gonna do

oh dreamy

dreamy smurf

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it's perfect oh you've just got to help

those poor little cookies dreaming they

need you uh uh i want to help those

perfect

but but i'm afraid i just don't have the

courage

oh fiddlesticks dreamy smurf your

followers have the courage remember when

you were captain of a sailing ship your

crew of smurfs were terrified of the

storm but you steered them to safety

i did didn't i

and when the swoofs challenge you to

prove your skill and courage you met

that challenge i sure like that and and

what about the time you wanted to fly to

the moon don't you think that took

courage

oh yeah i guess it did you see dreamy

you're a natural bond leader

you're right smurfette and i won't let

the cookies down oh i'm so proud of you

dreamy

[Applause]

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those jewels are yours you work for them

your days of sl*very are over

oh my king i knew you wouldn't let us

down i knew he wouldn't let us down i

knew it i knew he wouldn't let us down

your secret w*apon my king your

invisible secret w*apon

right here gabby right here

north pets i am dreamy the smurf-hearted

king of the boogies no longer will they

serve you

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activate the quake maker

oh no you don't take it to its full

height they will pay pay for their

disobedience we'll destroy them

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no more nagging for you norfs

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all hail king dreamy the smurf are dead

[Applause]

the only secret w*apon i needed was

something you can all carry and hear

gabby courage you are right my king he's

right we were afraid of these north nags

just because they talk loud and had all

this fancy machinery

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wow

dreamy

dreamy

um

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it was all a dream dreamy only a dream

you hit your head and had a dream oh

last one back to the village is a rotten

smurf dreamy i'm coming handy

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oops

it was all a dream dreamy

only a dream

but is it everything

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