03x25 - Baby's First Christmas/Beauty is Only Smurf Deep

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03x25 - Baby's First Christmas/Beauty is Only Smurf Deep

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well my little spurs this year's holiday

will be extra special because this year

we have baby smurf

let's get smurf and smurf and make this

a holiday baby smurf we'll

you see little one at this time of year

we celebrate the spirit of giving

we celebrate by making music

[Music]

that's funny everyone is off came at me

we celebrate by making goodies

here you two can help me pull this smurf

very taffy you pull i'll supervise all

right now clumsy pull to the right

now to the left

up in the air

to the side

behind your back

no no no you're doing it all wrong here

let me oops

papa smurf

we celebrate by gathering mistletoe from

the great oak tree here's another one

that's plenty handy we kiss under the

mistletoe

[Music]

i hate kissing

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and we use the mistletoe to decorate the

village that's not the only thing we'll

be decorating papa smurf these red and

green daddies will really put baby in

the holiday spirit i've made

what a beautiful time of year seems like

the whole world is filled with love and

holiday cheers

[Music]

this year jolly old mr nicholas is going

to bring us what we want asriel it's

about time he answered one of my letters

dear mr nicholas i have been a good boy

this year for christmas i would like a

smurf

since i've been extra good make that

sick smurf

you're sincerely gargamed

i know i write the same letter every

year as real but someday he's bound to

fall for it

one must be persistent

look at this every year i get a tiny

package like this and every year it

explodes

well this year i'm not going to fall for

it

oh

dorado smurfs please mr nicholas please

bring me smurfs this year please mr

nicholas please please

mr nicholas mr nicholas i'm sick to

death the varying about this man every

wretched christmassy spreads the spirit

of giving all over the kingdom and

giving is an act of love

oh how i hate love oh well mr nicholas

this christmas i have a special present

for you

the kiss

of hate

deck the halls with boughs of harley

tears

[Music]

every year my list of children gets

longer and longer this year twice the

toys to deliver on christmas eve ah well

twice the smiles on christmas morning

[Music]

well what have we here a little puppy

you must be cold and hungry

now don't you worry about a thing little

one

now don't you worry about a thing mother

i'll take good care of you oh eric i

wish you could have a nice christmas

like your friends with a fine christmas

dinner and all the trimmings

alas all we have is a little bread we

have each other and that's all that

matters you just get some sleep now

dear mr nicholas have you been

i have been a pretty good boy this year

i do not need anything for myself this

christmas but please make my mother get

well

love eric norton

oh mr nicholas do i have a gift for you

look there

[Music]

it's chlorhydras

mistletoe yes me lady oh i don't need

much just a little mistletoe is enough

for a kiss

after all

mr nicholas would be the last one to

break a christmas tradition

with this doom lady splendid

what would hydras want with mistletoe it

is a symbol of love the thing she hates

most

the shavu she is planning something evil

come we must investigate i hate

investigating drive um reeves

another batch of letters from the

children oh it's too bad i don't have a

bunch of little elves to help me

ah

dear mr nicholas i have been a good boy

this year for christmas i would like a

smurf

gargamel every year he asked for a smurf

and i haven't the vaguest idea what he's

talking about

a strange little boy very strange indeed

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good evening good woman and merry

christmas to you

i am your new neighbor and i've come to

bring you a holiday cheer where the more

cheer the merrier i always say

who is that peppa smith

that's mr nicholas the man that makes

presents for the children every

christmas but why would claude hydrous

by himself

merry christmas to you

and merry christmas to

christmas

who cares about christmas

[Music]

out out from now on big somewhere else

it worked

the kiss of hate worked

what

take me home reeves and make haste

[Applause]

there will be no presents for the

children this year or any year

[Music]

oh i'll fry a few and tickle a few and

serve a few real cold then i'll toast a

few and roast a few and boil six months

for gold

[Music]

oh azriel i've decided that christmas is

my favorite time of year

because this christmas i'm sure to get

six smurfs oh i'll fly a few and tickle

a few and serve a few real cold

oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse

open sleigh hey

big on you sniveling bests

worthless little brats

oh i'll fly a few and pickle a few and

serve a few real cold

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when a piece of mistletoe shrivels up

and burns it means a kiss has been used

for evil you mean chlorohydras put a

spell on mr nicholas i'm afraid so handy

oh this boy oh puppy how could mr

nicholas be so cruel because smurfette

or hydra spell has apparently taken away

his love he was such a nice me

can't you give him back his love papa

smurf no taylor i cannot

love must come from within it must come

from within his own heart

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oh i think i'll sleep through christmas

and forget the whole business

who will finish the toys

and who will deliver them well my little

smurfs would you be willing to give up

your holiday to complete mr nicholas

work we sure will

we won't let that mean for hyper spoil

anybody's christmas

[Music]

so we do not awaken mr nicholas

we'll help poor mr nicholas and bring

the children cheer and all the extra

smurfy things this time of year

tommy would like a rocking horse

frederick would like a drum of course

kitty would like a doll that talks billy

would like a check in the box what fun

to work because we know we'll bring the

children joy

and happy faces will appear on every

girl and boy what fun to work because we

know we'll bring the children joy and

happy faces will appear

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i hate happy faces

well my little smurfs we've made a gift

for every child who wrote a letter to mr

nicholas

that was really close

we answered every single letter i just

need a little more wrapping paper maybe

i'll smurf some of this closet

[Music]

well my little smurfs it looks as though

our work isn't finished what is going on

in here who are you little imps and what

are you doing in my house

and what are you doing here

let's swerve out of here papa smurf

don't be afraid mr nicholas is a good

man who happens to be under an evil

spell i am not under any spell and you

still have not explained your presence

here we are smurfs and we are here to

help you finish your work and see that

your christmas gifts are delivered ba i

wash my hands of this giving nonsense

but if you want to waste your time go

ahead quickly smurfs we have no time to

lose we'll need another toy fire engine

and four more rag dolls six teddy bears

and some building blocks

amazing i never thought we'd finish this

is the last one papa smurf thank you

baby smurf

climb aboard smurfs we're all ready to

go

we

[Music]

[Applause]

please my friends make haste we're in a

great hurry

i'll pop a smurf the reindeer won't move

i hate not moving possibly claw hat was

keys to them as well no they are just

well-trained they will not move without

their master i'm afraid poor hydra's

plan has succeeded there is no way we

can deliver these gifts

[Music]

better put out the candle eric it's the

last we have yes mother

sleep well i just know you'll feel

better in the morning after all tomorrow

is christmas

yes

but we don't even have enough money to

buy a candle

let alone a christmas dinner

i tell you otherwise this will be the

best christmas dinner we've ever had

smurfs in cranberry sauce with plum

stuffing ginger smurf cookies and smurf

pie

and of course i'll have to make a big

bowl of christmas smurf punch it's the

punch part i like besties

but it will only happen if mr nicholas

fills my christmas stockings with smurfs

we'd better get to sleep so the old fool

can sneak in here and make my christmas

wish come true

[Music]

after all i have been a kind and

generous person all year

[Music]

i deserve a reward

just one thing left to do

[Music]

i say a holiday is what you make of it

and i made this holiday just the way i

like it

no comfort no joy

no

spirit of giving

[Music]

all in all this is going to be the

merriest christmas i ever had

[Laughter]

why did i ever get involved with giving

presents to children

[Music]

i thought i told you all to leave mr

nicholas your reindeer will not make the

trip without you that's your problem now

now see here mr nicholas you started

this whole tradition of holiday giving

it's up to you to keep it going well i'm

not going anywhere and that means my

reindeer aren't going anywhere and that

means those presents aren't going

anywhere

isn't there any way to break that mean

nasty spell

perhaps if we could help him remember

how he used to feel i who let you back

in my house

what's this another stupid letter and

dear mr nicholas i do not need anything

for myself for christmas please make my

mother get well love eric norton

the poorest boy in town yet all he asks

is that his mother be well

a heart full of joy can put strength

into the free list of bodies especially

the kind of joy you bring mr nicholas

you just can't give up but i just don't

feel the way i used to

[Music]

it tickles

[Music]

you do good the natural love that dwells

in your heart has been revived with

eric's letter and baby smurfs kiss

yay

ah

i do feel as if a great weight has been

lifted from my heart

oh hello there little puppy have you met

baby sperm

[Music]

oh my goodness my deliveries

[Music]

yes papa smith they are a fine team of

reindeer but they'll never be able to

reach all the homes in the village by

christmas morning there just isn't time

your reindeer seem anxious to try to

make the trip mr nicholas we will see

must eager well i suppose we could try

a place

a reindeer we're we're flying

i hate

flying

flying reindeer it's a miracle then

let's get smurfing

fly away my friends

merry christmas

what's that

gee

mr nicholas and his reindeer blind

it looks like he has little blue elves

helping him

oh

they're gone

flying reindeer and little blue elves oh

i must be dreaming

[Music]

mother

mother

mr nicholas left us a christmas tree

and a christmas dinner

oh my my mr nicholas outdid himself this

year

i don't know how he does it mother

you shouldn't be out of bed but i feel

much stronger son

[Music]

in fact

i'm so happy i feel healthy again oh

mother this is the best christmas ever

this is going to be the best christmas

ever

because it will be the worst christmas

ever

there's a little boy with a sick mother

living in that house oh

i can't pass this up breeze stop here

whoa

i'm sure the little twit has been crying

his eyes out ever since he woke up this

morning and found nothing in his

christmas stocking but lent

oh i loved

huh

curses

somehow mr nicholas must have broken my

spell

i'll get that jolly old geezer yet

my name isn't glo hydrous

home reeves quickly

yeah

[Music]

not without me you stupid dim-witted

idiot

[Music]

i wonder how many smurfs mr nicholas has

left me huh

nothing montreal the stupid fool left me

nothing again this year nothing nothing

not wait wait wait there's something in

this one

[Music]

my letter didn't fool mr nicholas one

bit

well i guess there's only one thing i

can do and that is be good until next

christmas good what am i saying

[Music]

merry christmas indeed

[Music]

i still don't understand how mr

nicholas's reindeer learned to fly

i don't understand it myself handy it is

something which will forever remain

a great mystery

[Music]

[Music]

are you almost finished painter my arms

are getting tired oh yeah mine too

syllabi a masterpiece cannot be heard

take your time painter i get better

looking by the minute

there my master fez it is finished oh

finally

oh i can't wait to see me oh golly piter

that's pretty smurfy i'll hang it over

my mantel it'll be perfect

wait this will never do

what is the matter you made me much too

fat the brush she does not lie if you

ask me i'd say the vanity has a point

after all subjectively viewed a

pictorial representation can be very

misleading you keep out of this bunny

smurf

[Applause]

oh oh how horrible paint on my face oh

it's not even my color i must wash up

immediately and while you are at it lose

some weight

oh gee why is he so upset it was just a

little paint that's vanity he must be

the famous creature in the whole world

you sent me father yes

we must talk i'm very worried about you

why is my hair out of place oh no you

look perfectly beautiful as usual yes i

do don't i but you never do anything why

can't you be more like the other pixies

go out and butter up some buttercups so

spread some morning dew

really father can you picture me in the

fields i simply ruined my dress i

suppose you're right

but what am i to do with you i must be

off i'll be late for my beauty rest

[Music]

go that berry winkle

she must be the famous creature in the

whole world

poor father he means well but he just

doesn't understand about the burdens of

being beautiful

alas it is my fate to be perfect in a

world full of imperfections i must

reflect upon it cow slip bring me my

hairbrush here it is milady i must look

my best for the magic mirror oh my one

true friend

you can never lie to me could you

mirror mirror if i may be so bold who's

the fairest in the world

hi there counselor what is that

why

it looks like a smurf lady but i'm

supposed to be the fairest and besides

he flew

yes but rather

i won't stand for it

cancel my ballet lesson cal slip we're

gonna find this pretender

and when we do

i'll use all my pixie powers to destroy

him

come on every smurf time for my morning

exercises

i can't believe it all this trouble just

so vanity can exercise good morning

every smurf good morning

are we all ready um

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

ah that was simply smurfy thank you all

and now for my morning job

i'd like to give him a jog

let's just forget about this

we could go home and have a nice cup of

hot nectar quiet castle i sense we're

getting near and of course i'm never

wrong the dashing athlete presses on

striving for perfection ah there's the

pretender we'll see who's the fairest

when i get through with him

what will you do lady watch

pixie power and all that stuff crush him

with a powder puff

ah good morning to you mr butterfly

that's hot it's suddenly foggy oh well

uh it seems to be clearing again look

he's getting away maybe now let him get

away from this for all that

let him sink into the earth

[Music]

oh you handsome devil

someone could really fall for you i know

i have oh that

[Music]

obviously we must use a more direct

approach hand me the rope oh dear are

you sure you aren't overreacting the

lady if you call crushing this pretender

to a little blue pope overreacting the

answer is yes

who are you what do you want oh and

where did you get that smurfy outfit huh

i'll find this old thing i had a design

by

never mind about my outfit i am princess

periwinkle pixie extraordinaire and i

just pardon me your highness but i seem

to have dropped my mirror oh

i wouldn't worry about it you won't need

it you couldn't stand watching what's

going to happen to you

[Music]

i should have been back from his job

hours ago oh dear maybe papa smurf has

seen vanity

excuse me papa smurf but i'm very

worried about vanity he promised to help

me paint my kitchen but nobody's seen

him since they went running this morning

hmm we'd better send out a search party

right away

yo

vanity vanity

do you see anything papa smurf nothing

yet

look what i found

great smurfs vanity's mirror oh he must

be in terrible trouble he'd never leave

his mirror behind under the

circumstances i'd say he's obviously

been swerved

oh no

or vanity

now what is this

why it's pixie dust vanity's been

smurfed out by pixies

but why would they do that we'll go see

my good friend king goldenrod perhaps he

will know something about this well what

are we waiting for come on

here brainy you carry vanity's mirror

i don't know what vanity sees in this

thing

actually

vanity's mirror never looked better

where are you taking me to the mud

factories oh good i haven't had a facial

in ages a facial my dear you're going to

get the works

i don't like the way she said that

i know papa smurf i know nothing of

vanity's disappearance but let me ask my

daughter periwinkle perhaps she'll know

something hello

harry winkle hairy winkle

hmm that's odd where can she be

well no matter i'll use her magic mirror

to locate her need

please show me

where oh where my child might be

she's at the mud factory what on earth

do you make at the mud factory well in

addition to buttering buttercups and

spreading moaning

wee pixies are in charge of uh

making mud i say

it looks like one of your smurfs puppets

great smurfs it's vanity and he's in

trouble not to save him oh my word yes

yes uh follow me help oh will somebody

please have a sound all you like nobody

will hear you fetch the candles cow slip

oh are you sure milady he seems like

such a nice creature just do it oh dear

this just can't be good for my

complexion

well you won't have to worry about that

much longer wait what are you doing oh

please please don't

help

oh my lady he can't help being handsome

oh what did i do to deserve such a faith

well i know what i did i became too good

looking oh that one so fair should smurf

so young

you think you've got problems i've

gotten mud on my dress

my best outfit ruined

but you couldn't possibly understand oh

but i do

you do of course it's one thing to smurf

before one's time but it's quite another

to have mud on one's best outfit no one

has ever understood before oh yes it's a

burden to be perfect in a world full of

imperfections

boy i said the same thing myself this

morning about 12 times actually

the lady you know

i figured

but

isn't it wonderful

finally someone who really understands

me yes my lady but oh someone i might

even call

a friend

i say have you ever tried soaking in

persimmon juice yes why just the other

day all right everyone smurf it right

there

hey winkle what are you doing vanity are

you all right well yes papa smith we

were just having the nicest chat

my goodness that could have been messy

that was close oh vanity thank goodness

you're safe yes and unbruised bigly

penny winkle how could you do such a

thing yes you certainly weren't acting

like a navy lady i'm sorry i was jealous

of you

can you ever forgive me why certainly

in your place i might have felt the same

way

well i hope you've both learned a lesson

from this experience remember never

judge a book by its cover because after

all beauty is only smurf deep

keep in mind true beauty cannot be

smurfed with the eye it can only be

sparked with the heart and furthermore

nobody's perfect

well in spite of all the trouble

it looks like perry wrinkle has found a

friend for life yes so it would seem

perhaps vanity's friendship will make

periwinkle a better pixie um you don't

suppose it will blossom into romance

that is ridiculous murphy they are

obviously both already in love with

someone else one two three

one two three

one two three

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