03x32 - Smurfy Acres/No Time for Smurfs

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03x32 - Smurfy Acres/No Time for Smurfs

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we now return to smurfs

you're absolutely right asriel the full

moon is particularly lovely in its final

phase and we both know what that means

don't we

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at sunrise the great book of spells will

be at my command all day long and it

will be a long day indeed for the smurfs

is every smoke here

yes

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it looks like rain i was hoping to

replace the roof on my house today take

a work crew out to the mushroom fields

and find a new roof we'll be back before

lunch papa smurf

come mastery hell

it's time

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i know it's spooky down here but the

great book likes it that way

why you miserable coward now where did i

drop that candle oh i wish i had a

little light to see bye

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great book of spells

you're awake how could i possibly sleep

with all the racket you're making

forgive me oh great book of spells but

as you know

the final phase of the full moon has

just occurred and well

i know i know

i owe you one full day of wishes

let's just get it over with i think i

finally figured out exactly the spell

that i need

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yes this time it's foolproof

nothing is foolproof where you're

involved well what i need is a spell

that will create a new smart village a

village so much better than the old

smurf village that the little blue

beasts will flock to it and when they

move in

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that's when i spring the trap you're all

right

find your place where the mushrooms grow

grind up the feathers of a full-grown

crow

add to this toenails from a badger's toe

over the mushrooms this mixture from

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oh

isn't it breathtaking not real

marvelous now all we have to do is fill

it with smurfs

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there's a band of the little blue twits

right now candy these mushroom caps

aren't nearly big enough to papa smurf

through maybe there's a big one down

near the river no no no no no not that

way you stupid fools the other way to

the new smurf glitch

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i don't understand it every time you

give me a spell you leave something out

i leave nothing out you witness wizard

maybe it is all right all right all

right but what i need is a way to

attract the smurfs to the new village

find g2 mirrors of equal size

rub on the wings of dragonflies stick

out your tongue and cross your eyes

and say three times the word advertise

advertise advertise

nothing happened yes the spell didn't

work

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what's the matter with you

huh fancy that i look in here it comes

out there in my voice too oh my asriel

this will be my greatest trap of all

uh this is an honest taste

don't you think

this mushroom cap is just the right size

handy poplar

look at that that is absolutely the

smurfiest mirror i have ever seen

oh be careful

it might be some sort of stretch don't

be silly smurfette the mirror is the

smurfiest invention of all time

when did i grow up here

hello hello my smurfy friends and

congratulations you are now the proud

owners of a magic mirror with this

mirror your whole village can watch the

smurfy acres show at noon today this

magic mirror is a one-time offer for

smurfs only absolutely free

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he says the mirror is magic and it's all

mine

excuse me it's all ours

now i'd better practice my sales

technique noon is only a short time away

hmm

and you say a face actually appeared in

the mirror and told you it was a gift

yes papa smurf and you told us to watch

the smurfy acres show at noon today

well i'll be smurf

well i can't see what harm a reflection

in the mirror can do

yes you may

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hey hiya watch yes pups and welcome to

the smurfy acres show the show that

makes you want to sing a little song do

a little dance and move to smurfy acres

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move to smurfy acres that's right smurfy

acres the brand new village that's just

like your village only much better

smurfy acres the beautiful village built

with smurfs in mind swimming pools

playing fields playgrounds and an

18-hole smurf course just for your

enjoyment

but more about smurfy acres later first

let's laugh along with one of the

funniest jesters ever let's hear a nice

round of applause for tom fullady

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[Applause]

sound smite since my bet that funny

thing happened to me on a way to smoky

acres i ran into this smoke that lives

in the old swipe village and he said his

house was so small he had to step

outside to change his mind

anderson that what he's two smoke see

walking in the forest well one smite

said to the other smoke haven't i smoked

you someplace before and the other swipe

said i don't know where have you smite

before

there's something funny about that

jester if you ask me papa smurf he's not

funny at all

no i mean familiar

now let's hear it for tom fuller

and now the part of the show you've all

been waiting for this is smurfy acres

the village built just for smurfs all of

the conveniences that you could ever

want and you don't have to work at all

and for a limited time only believe it

or not we are giving away homes in

smurfy acres

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giving away houses that's right and how

do you get to smurfy acres just follow

the dry stream bed to mushroom hollow go

half a league north to the fallen maple

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smurfette i think we better look into

this oh joy oh rapturos real they're

coming stampeding to their doom like a

herd of little blue cattle

now to cast the spell that traps them

forever

this year is better than the old

swimming hole

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now this is the life

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mark by words jokey someday this will be

a sport every successful smurf will play

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nevertheless i have a very bad feeling

about this

just as i thought

now

for the final touch

stand down your hands give your knee a

slap

ouch

say walla walla and you spring the trap

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the wonder of it at last i've captured

every smurf i can't wait to get my hands

on those little but how can i with this

big stupid wall in my way

curse that idiot book every time it

gives me a spell something goes wrong

oh papa smurf you were right all the

smurfs are traps

come smurfhead we must hurry back to the

village i must mix a spell that will

make a hole in that magic wall a papa

smurf what if gargamel gets back before

we do i have just the plan to take care

of that too

we must hurry

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there i've magically altered this mirror

so that it will show gargamel what this

mirror see

oh i hope i do it right papa smurf

you'll be fine smurfette just keep

gargamel interested until i can free the

spurts

all right papa smurf

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huh

what is this welcome to every wizard's

favorite dinnertime joke cooking with

smells today we're going to tell you how

to make smurf surprise hmm

be a surprise all right

sir take a handful of snap

oh that will be easy enough

then not have them in hickory butter

until they're golden brown

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next

add a dash of cinnamon a pinch of salt

and two fresh eggs

come my little smurfs and hurry

then get some onions and peppercorns

ground to a fine powder

yes but but hurry will you please it's

getting dark it's getting dark

no no no no no

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surprise

they've done it to me again

i'll never catch those rotten smurfs

never never never

ah home at last be it ever so humble

there's no place like home

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and all to time

time it is a smurfy thing summer winter

fall and spring every tree and every

flower growing with each passing out

hey poet come join our game yeah

some of us have more important things to

smurf

i got it i got it no no no clumsy

obviously that sh*t was intended for me

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[Applause]

now look what you've done clumsy huh

gosh i'm sorry brady well i guess that's

the end of our smurf ball game no

problem we can get the ball back handy

do you think we should go down there it

looks dangerous look there's a path all

the way down we can smurf there safely

good show handy like papa smurf always

says nothing ventured nothing gain he

also says dare to fail and you will

always succeed and furthermore

hey wait for me

maybe it went in there possibly be

careful

oh it's dark and creepy in here oh

there's nothing to be afraid of it's

perfectly safe

i hope

there it is gosh it looks like a room i

always knew my keen sense of direction

will lead us right to the ball

look i wonder what's in there i don't

know let's find out wait for me

oh

what a strange place it looks like no

one's been in here for a hundred years

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well this place could really use a

thorough cleaning i have never seen so

much dust and a sensitive smurf such as

myself should never be exposed to

in fact

oh gosh

what is it it's an hourglass clumsy uh

what's it do it tells the time

what'll it think out next i wonder if

this crank still works

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[Applause]

well

why'd it do that there's obviously a

very simple explanation for a phenomenon

such as this you see the um uh a

pigments uh um

oh here's some writing maybe it will

explain exactly what i was going to

suggest

it says

let no one change the sands of time what

does that mean yeah what does that mean

maybe we better ask papa smurf an

excellent suggestion by all means let's

ask papa smurf clumsy we're leaving oh

yeah coming brandy

clumsy will you hurry up i'm coming

brady i'm coming golly i never seen a

bird fly backwards before clumsy birds

do not fly backwards oh

now come on we don't have time for this

nonsense we have to see papa smurf about

the hourglass

and papa smurf will be so impressed that

i made such an amazing discovery of

course i am papa smurf's personal

assistant so he really shouldn't be

surprised but nevertheless i think he

will be pleased because after all it's

not every day that brady brady did you

see that did you see those animals

running backwards clumsy i already told

you no he's right look

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maybe that hourglass has something to do

with this

of course the sands of time

let no one change the fans of time why

didn't i think of it the fans of time

the sands

well don't you see time is running

backwards then we have to go back and

set the hourglass right again

well what are we waiting for let's go

hey wait for me

let's hope this works

oh thanks

now everything will be normal again yeah

and we can finish our game

hey look at that where did that come

from it looks just like our b*mb

listen i hear voices so creepy in here

oh there's nothing to be afraid of it's

perfectly safe

i hope there it is

that sounds like smurfette and brain

someone's trying to smurf like us let's

see what it is yeah nobody's gonna smirk

like us and get away with it why would i

get my hands on them

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did you see what i saw those smurfs look

like us those smurfs wear us but

but

how can we be out there if we're in here

maybe we're the victims of mass hysteria

or maybe we're not us anymore wait i

think i smurfed it out time went

backwards when we turn this hourglass

over right

then when we set it right it started

going forward again that would mean that

things that smurfed once before would

have to smurf again those smurfs were

coming to find their smurf ball just

like we did before we found the

hourglass but they didn't get their ball

i've got it right here

oh dear this is so confusing what are

you supposed to say i mean we went

pop a smurf and just two more drops

should do it

and then we found this cave and there

was some smurfs in there who looked just

like us smurfs just like you what are

you talking about it's true

how strange we'll have to look into this

come my little smurfs show me where this

cave is oh i'm so mixed up what shall we

do let's shake it and make it go faster

turn it on its side no no no listen to

me i have a particularly brilliant plan

oh this way careful

oh no

gosh

now what have we done maybe we better go

and sing yeah maybe we better gosh

it's awful quiet out here yeah too quiet

i have a bad feeling about this

hey brady

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[Applause]

but i'm afraid he won't be much help to

us

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let's go on to the village maybe we'll

find something there

oh no

harmony or empty greedy never got to eat

his pancake i can't believe this it's no

use

there's nobody left to help us nobody

what are we gonna do

we can't do anything as long as the

hourglass is broken hey

how about we smurf a new hourglass my

idea exactly handy we'll need a broom

and dustpan a heavy skillet and as much

glass as you can find you can count on

us andy

well

it's done

wow

look at that oh handy we knew you could

do it i'm glad you took my advice and

put the swivel on the parameter

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that's all the sand handy i haven't

missed the green i sure hope this works

it had better work or we'll be in big

trouble well here goes

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well it seems to be working

let's go find out

ah the sands of time time and tide waits

for no smurf and first

hey wait for me

oh no

what have we done

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what are you doing here well uh well we

were just um uh

do you realize what you've done you've

messed up the sands of time

what's happening father everything's

gone simply mad outside it's these

little blue vandals i caught the

meddling with my hourglass they've mixed

up the sands of time then we'll just

unmix them

now be indeed and give me your hand

oh

very well

seconds minutes days and hours let

timeless time employ our powers grades

of sand fall one by one the rising moon

the setting sun now is in the days of

your let the stars agree once more let

the skies be free from rain let the sun

shine forth again and time be it as it

was before

my word something is terribly wrong here

we must find mother nature at once what

brady clumsy handy smurfette where are

you

here we are papa smear mother nature but

how these naughty smurfs were tampering

with father times hourglass i see

i am truly sorry about this i should

turn them all into infants that would

teach them

oh don't mind him he's always grouchy

this early in the millennium i quite

understand come my little smurfs it's

time to go home

oh i'm so happy everything's back to

normal i hate normal yes my little

smurfs you've had quite a time

if you'll pardon the pun at last

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[Applause]

i guess some smurfs don't have time for

great art

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