04x06 & 04x07 - Face the Music with the Casagrandes/Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes

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04x06 & 04x07 - Face the Music with the Casagrandes/Pranks for the Memories with the Casagrandes

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- ♪ In the Loud house ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪

♪ Is how we show our love ♪

- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud, Loud house ♪

- Poo-poo.

- Hey, it's me, Ronnie Anne!

If you like the Louds,
come meet my family:

my mom, my brother, abuelo,
abuela, Tío Carlos, Tía Frida,

my cousins Carlota,
CJ, Carl, and Carlitos,

and our pets, Sergio and Lalo.

We are the Casagrandes!

[upbeat salsa music]

♪ ♪

[gentle guitar music]

- [snoring]

[yawns]
[guitar music continues]

So much for sleeping in.

- ♪ And that's
the story of Pancho ♪

♪ The near-sighted goat ♪

♪ Dun-dun! ♪

[all cheer]
Gracias!

I so love playing for you all,

and I can't wait to watch all
of you perform for me tonight.

Well, I'm sure you all have
a lot of rehearsing to do.

Adios!
- Say what?

- Uh, that means "good-bye"
in Spanish, duh.

- Yes, uh, thank you,
Carl, but I meant

what is this performing
Abuelo's talking about?

- It's a Casagrade family
tradition for everybody

to perform
for Abuelo's birthday.

It's the highlight
of his year!

- Huh? Everybody?

- Yes, my dear,
I will be presenting

a cutting-edge fashion show.
Let me give you a preview.

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

[dog barks]

- Well, that's going
to be hard to top,

but I'm singing a bolero.

Love ballads are
Abuelo's favorite,

and songs about goats.
Check it!

- [squawks] Don't forget
about the real star!

- Oh, right, Sergio and I
are doing a duet.

[whispering]
He made me.

- I made Abuelo
a living painting.

- Wh--wh--who said that?
- Psst, I did!

- Ahh!

- [laughs]
Gotcha, mija.

- Next up is
the luchador show

starring me,
Super CJ!

- And me,
El Chupacabra of Steel!

Behold my power!
Ahh!

[thumps]
Let me up, come on, aw!

- I will perform
a traditional Mexican dance

to son jarocho music.

And I've also made Abuelo's
favorite party dish:

extraspicy
cóctel de camarón.

- [squawks]
Hot shrimpies!

[loud thud]
Ow! Wall.

[gentle harp music]

- Whoa, Mom,
I didn't know you played harp.

Yep. It was a real pain
in marching band.

- Oh, and while
your mother plays,

I'll read a poem
I call "Ode to Abuelo."

- Wow, that's all pretty
impressive, guys.

- What are you gonna do,
Ronnie Anne?

[dramatic music]
- [gulps] Me?

I don't know what to do.

I can't let Abuelo down

by being the only one
who doesn't perform.

This family
doesn't mess around.

Even the pets have acts!

- Don't worry, you're
at least as talented as Lalo.

- I-It's not about talent.

It's about performing
in front of people.

It freaks me out.
- Why?

- It all started
with my first grade play.

[jaunty piano music]

- Welcome to the magic forest!

Oh, oh, oh!

[crowd gasps]

- Timber!
[laughs]

- If I ever find that kid
who yelled "timber"...

- Maybe I can help you
with your stage fright?

Do you know a song
you can sing for your abuelo?

- Maybe.
- Then all you need

is some practice singing it
in front of other people,

and I know exactly
where to start.

[train clatters]

- Are you serious,
the GLART?

- Yeah! Subway trains
are the perfect stage:

good lighting, nice acoustics,

and you will never see
any of these people again!

[train bell dings]

[device beeps]

[Latin dance music]

- Uh...uh...uh...

- You can do this!
- Just a reminder,

there's no amplified music
allowed on the GLART.

Girls?

- Oh! Hi, Dad!

I was just trying
to help Ronnie Anne

with her stage fright.

She's horribly
embarrassed

when she's
the center of attention!

[record scratch]

What am I saying?

Everyone,
stop looking at her!

[Latin drum flourish]

Hey, sorry
about that.

- It's okay. I know you
were just trying to help.

- I'm outta here.
This street is dead!

- Wait, that just
gave me an idea!

[Latin dance music]

- [exhales]

Ah--
- Oh, look, honey!

It's a street entertainer!

- What is she doing?

- Oh, I know.[laughs]

She's one of those
statue people.

- She's good.

[change jingles]

- Thanks for your help, Sid,
but this is a lost cause.

There's no way I can sing
at Abuelo's party.

Hey! Maybe I could get him
a really nice gift instead,

something he's always wanted.

- That's a great idea!
What would he like?

- Good question.

- What is this place?
- The stockroom

and Abuelo's office.
- Oh, wow!

Your abuelo
is really into music.

Look at all
these fun instruments:

shakey eggs,
spinny things,

fish guy.
Ooh!

And this is the best one yet!

- Uh, Sid, that's
Abuelo's bunion scraper.

Sid, I got it!
Abuelo needs a new conga.

- Oh, yeah, that's it.
- I know, right?

- [grunts]
Okay, real talk,

get me one of these
for my birthday.

- [grunts]

Abuelo's going to love this.

- Hey, you must
be looking forward

to all those birthday gifts,
Hector.

- Oh, Vito, I don't care
about gifts.

No material good
can compare to the joy

of watching
my family perform.

It makes me so proud

to see them taking
after their abuelito.

- Oh, what do I do now?

[both singing in Spanish]

♪ Amor, amor♪

- [squawks]
Stop, stop!

You're flat!
- No, I'm not! You're sharp!

- I'll show you sharp!

[hisses]
- [screams]

- Guys, don't fight.

You both sound great.

Hey, crazy idea,
but could you

use a third member
to round out the band?

You don't have
any percussion,

and I just happen
to have a conga.

- Really?
That's awesome!

- Yeah! I could just play it

in the back where no one can
see me or, you know, whatever.

- Sounds good.
Welcome aboard.

- [squawks]
Don't steal my spotlight.

- Oh, don't worry.
There's no chance of that.

- It's true, mi familia,
he's the handsomest fellow,

el señor más guapo
we all call Abuelo!

[discordant harp music]

- [screams]
Yes!

[all cheering]

- Bravo!

Another year,
another great performance

from my two hijos chulos.

- Come on, Ronnie Anne,
we're up next.

[tense music]

- Okay, nothing
to be nervous about,

just performing
in front of family.

[knock on door]
- Oh, good, you made it!

This is an historic occasion,
the first time Bobby

and Ronnie Anne are performing
at my birthday party!

- [gulps]
Still going to be fine.

I can hide behind
this big old conga.

- Hey, where's Sergio?

- [squawks]
Water.

[coughs]
Water.

- Sergio, what happened
to your voice?

- Who ate all
the spicy shrimp cocktail?

- [coughs]
It wasn't me.

[shrimp pops and sizzles]

- [squawks]
- Ah! What are we gonna do?

The bolero has
a two-part harmony.

Ronnie Anne,
you know the words.

You gotta sing
Sergio's part!

- Um...
[gulps]

Oh, uh...
[microphone squeals]

[gulps]

- Okay. One, two,
uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

[spirited flamenco guitar
music]

♪ Amor, amor, amor♪

♪ You are lo mejor♪

- Um, uh...

[spirited guitar music]

- Muh...oh.
[microphone squeals]

both: Hmm?

[knock on door]
- Come in.

- What's wrong, mija?
Are you okay?

- I ruined your birthday,
Abuelo.

I really wanted
to sing for you,

but I just get so nervous
in front of people.

I'm sorry. You must be
so disappointed in me.

- No way.
I totally understand.

It happens to everyone,
including me.

- You? But, Abuelo,
you love performing.

You never get nervous.

- Well, I wasn't
always that way.

Let me tell you
about my first grade play.

I was onstage
for a patriotic Mexican play

dressed in anopal costume.

The Mexican eagle
was about to land on me

holding a serpent.

Viva, Mexi--oh!

[loud thump]
[audience groans]

- Viva que?

[laughter]

- If I ever find that guy
who yelled "viva que"...

- I know the feeling.

- That gave me some pretty bad
stage fright for a while.

Took me many tries before

I finally felt
comfortable performing.

So no need to rush it.
You'll know when you're ready.

And, don't worry,

I plan to have plenty of
birthday parties in the future.

- Thank you, Abuelo.
That really helps.

- And I still didn't tell you
the worst part yet.

After I fell, I had ten cactus
spines in my pompis,

one they've still never found.
[both laugh]

- You're the funniest
grandpa ever.

- Now let's get back
to the party.

We gotta catch
the last act!

[door slams]

The show must go on!

all: Yeah!

- Bobby, how about I sing
the duet with you?

- Uno, dos, tres!

[spirited Latin music]

♪ ♪

both:
♪ Amor, amor, amor♪

♪ You are lo mejor♪

♪ You're the greatest,
greatest of all time ♪

♪ Mi amor,so glad
you're mine ♪

- ♪ You're the butter
in my butterfly ♪

- ♪ You're the sun ♪
- ♪ In my sunshine ♪

- ♪ You're the gold ♪
- ♪ In my gold mine ♪

- ♪ And the funny ♪
- ♪ In my punch line ♪

all: ♪ Greatest of all ♪

♪ You're the greatest,
greatest of all time ♪

- ♪ Greatest of all time ♪

all: ♪ Mi amor,
so glad you're mine ♪

♪ ♪

- Hmm, everyone's on stage.

There's technically no audience
to stare at me.

[exhales]

- ♪ A lo mejor--♪

[loud thud]

♪ ♪

[cheering]

- You take after your abuelito
in more ways than one.

all: ♪ You're the greatest,
greatest of all time ♪

♪ Mi amor,
so glad you're mine ♪

♪ You're the greatest,
greatest of all time ♪

♪ Mi amor,
so glad you're mine ♪

♪ Mi amor,
so glad you're mine ♪


[hooting and hollering]

[upbeat Latin music]

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh, girl,
[singing in Korean] ♪

Stop it, Yoon!
You're too dreamy.

I can't look at you!
Pillow, please.

- Ronnie Anne,
it's raining outside!

- Ooh, that means there will be

so many puddles for us
to jump in tomorrow.

- I'm gonna go practice
in the bathtub.

Splish splash, baby!

- Ronnie Anne, can you
please b*at this level for me?

It's impossible!

- Happy to.
[device beeps]

- [gasps]
How do you do it?

- Oh, thank you, Carlitos.

- Ga!

- Mmm, apple juice.

- Dang, girl, you're so close
with your fam,

every one of them!

- Yep, we're all super tight.
[door slams]

Oh, hey, Carlotta.

How's it going?

- Good, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

Uh, I mean...

Love the bag! Is that the purse
you were saving up to buy?

- No, this is a garbage bag

I was gonna put
Lalo's poop in.

- [sighs]
Pillow, please.

- Yeah, that was
pretty awkward.

- [sighs]I know.

It's just like that with
Carlotta for some reason.

I try to make a connection
and end up beefing it.

Carlotta, have you
seen this filter?

It's so awesome.

It shows you what you look like
when you're old.

[phone splats]

- [gasps]

[crying]

After I moved here,

I was hoping Carlotta would be
like a big sister,

but so far,
she's like a total stranger.

- She sounds like
your kookaburra.

- What-a-who-da?

- It's the one animal
I can't connect with.

Every time I visit
my mom at the zoo,

I try to play with Biscuit,
but he's never interested.

- Kookaburra.
- Kookaburra.

- Kids, can you all
come in here?

We have exciting news!

This genius man just won us

a free dinner
at a new hibachi restaurant!

- It was no big deal.

- Ooh, can I order
the surf 'n' turf?

- Actually,
mijo,the restaurant

isn't really for kids.

We were hoping Carlotta
could watch you guys.

- What?
- bucks.

- Sold.

- Boys, please be good.
CJ, no riding Lalo.

- But he makes
such a good horse!

- Bobby's working in
the mercado, if you get hungry.

- Uh-uh! That merchandise
is for paying customers.

There are plenty of leftovers
in the fridge.

- [gasps]
Be careful!

That g*ng of cats
is on the prowl again!

[cats yowling]

- Get to the car!
- Get to the car!

- This is your chance,
you know,

to bond with your
kookaburra.

- Hey, you're right.
Great idea.

- And now, I am just spritzing
some rose water

on my blender brush.

- Hey, Carlotta.Oops.

Didn't know
you were live.

- Uh, just hang on, guys.

That's okay.
My followers can wait.

What's up?
- I was just gonna ask

if you wanted
to split a pizza.

- [gasps]
Yes!

- Awesome,
I really want to try

the famous
Great Lakes style,

you know, thick and cheesy.

- I'm actually more
about thin crust pepperoni.

- Oh, well, that's fine.
We can get that.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.
Go ahead, order what you want.

I'll just have
leftovers tonight.

[indistinct voice over phone]

- I don't want to order
for just myself.

I'll have leftovers too.

Well, guess
I'll see you later,

since we both live here.[laughs]

- Sounds good.
- Ugh.

- Next I'm going to grab

some of this super cute
accent color and--

[laughter]
- Got you!

- Not funny, guys!
I'm live!

- Hey, can I borrow
your hoop earrings?

CJ was playing pirate
and buried mine in the park.

[farts]

[laughter]

Seriously?
I am on the phone!

What?

No, Sophia,
I did not just fart.

I better go.
I'll text you later.

[all laughing]

- Hey, Carlotta.
Want to watch a movie?

- That sounds fun.
How about...

- "Blood "?
- "Rideshare Romance"?

Oh, sorry, but I cannot
handle scary movies.

Last time I watched one, I had
to sleep with my disco ball on

all night.
- No problem.

We can watch
"Rideshare Romance"!

[melodramatic music]
- [crying]

Didn't it just break your heart
when he wanted to tell her

he loved her but there were
too many people in the car?

- [snoring]

Oh, is it over?

Sorry, I must've eaten
too much for dinner,

and it's really warm in here.

Uh, how about a magazine?

- Ooh! Does it have
any quizzes?

- Heck yes, it does.
Okay, question one.

"What kind of skating stance
do you prefer,

goofy footed or regular?"

- Um, not applicable, I guess?

- Right, we can--
we can skip that one.

"Would you rather
shred with friends

or work out a new trick
on your own?"

- Ugh. Maybe this quiz
isn't for me.

- [sighs]
Still my kookaburra.

- What?
- Uh, I said I'm gonna go...

cook a burrito.
[b*mb whistles]

- Oh, no, hit the deck!
It's a cologne blast!

[laughter]
- We got you!

[both cough]
- What just happened?

- The boys love to pull pranks
when I am in charge.

They think
they are sofunny!

both: We know we are!

- Carlotta, how would you like
to get a little revenge?

Not to brag,
but back at Royal Woods,

I was a pretty
legendary pranker.

- Hmm, let me think
about this for a sec.

I'm in.

- First we need
to gather supplies.

We're looking for anything
that smells bad,

is super sticky,
or is just a pain to clean up.

- Ooh, what about this bowl
of warm tuna salad?

- Oh, man! That hits all three.

Hmm...hair gel.

So the boys will enter,

walk into this plastic wrap
covered in hair gel,

then this bucket
of bread crumbs

will dump on their heads
when we pull the string.

- Dang, girl,
you are a pranking genius.

- [laughs]

- Hey, have you guys
seen my sticker g*n?

- Bobby, it's clipped
to your belt.

- Oh, sweet. Thanks.

Just gonna go grab some juice

before I head back
to the mercado.

- Wait, don't go in there!

We set up a prank
for Carl, CJ, and Carlitos.

- Uh-oh. Feel sorry for them.

I've been nailed by more

of Ronnie Anne's pranks
than I can count.

I still can't grow hair here.

- Remind me
not to cross you.

- Don't worry, I'm sure
they'll be here any second.

- Can we stand?

We've been squatting
for an hour,

and I did not wear
the right shoes for this.

- Ugh.

Wait, what?

O-our prank, it's gone!

They must've snuck in here
and taken it down!

I still can't figure out
how they--

Uh-oh.

- both: Ew!

- [laughing]
Fooled you!

- They stole our prank
and used it on us!

- Bread crumbs!

- Run!

- Ow.

- Ew!
Argh!

Ugh.

We can't just let them
get away with this.

This is a prank w*r now!

We've gotta hit them
with everything we've got.

- You're right!

No one does this to my hair

and gets away with it.

[upbeat salsa music]

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, boys! Can you come over
here for a minute?

- [gasps]
They're gonna get it!

♪ ♪

[music stops]

What happened
to all of our balloons?

[laughter]

- [screams]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Dinner!
Wash your hands, please!

[both snicker]

- Shh!
- [giggles]

[faucet trickling]

[both shout]

- Pie in the fridge!

all: Oh boy, pie!

[both snicker]

[fridge slams]

[laughter]

- Maybe it's time
we stop pranking.

Yeah, you're probably right.

I just don't understand

how they're figuring
all my pranks out.

[phone rings]

- Hello?
Oh, hi, Maybelle.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't know why
the mercado is closed early.

No, I--yes, I understand,
you need limes.

- Maybelle, I'll deliver
the limes to you later,

I promise.
Right now, we've gotta run.

Good-bye!

I know how
they're b*ating us.

Bobby.

After he heard we were
going to prank the boys,

he must've closed the mercado
early and started helping them.

- That dirty double-crosser!

- This must be
Bobby's payback

for all the years
I pranked his butt off.

- Now that we know
the boys' little secret,

we've got the upper hand.

Let's prank them
till they beg for mercy!

[laughs]

- Remind me
to never cross you.

- To payback!
- Hear, hear!

[all slurp and sigh]

- I hate to admit it, Bobby,
but I may have misjudged you.

Tonight you have
proven yourself

not completely useless.

- Aw, thanks, Carl.
That means a lot.

[cell phone chimes]

It's Ronnie Anne! Ah!

She's headed to the mercado.
I better get down there.

She thinks I'm still at work.

[all scream]

[dramatic music]

together: Ahh!

- Water, though?
Is that all you got?

- [sniffs]
That's pickle juice!

Pickle juice,
is that all you've got?

- Actually, no.
Carlotta, release the catnip.

- Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

[eerie music]

[cats snarling]

[boys screaming]

- [laughing]
You were right, Ro.

I can totally see
what's fun about this.

Uh...

Where are the cats going?

- The warm tuna salad!

We totally forgot about it!
- [gasps]

No, no, no, no, no, no!

My room!

- [sighs]
I am so sorry.

I never should've forced
the pranking thing on you.

I was just trying to...
well, you know...

You're kind of my kookaburra.
- What-a-who-da?

- It's kind of awkward
between us,

and I was trying
to change that.

I wanted us to be
better friends.

- Wait, that's what you've
been doing tonight?

I am so sorry. I feel like
an idiot for not noticing.

But, honestly, Ronnie Anne,
I never thought you would be

interested in hanging out
with me.

- Are you kidding?
You're like, so cool and smart,

and you know the city
like the back of your hand.

- You're the cool one!

You're so funny and so fearless
on that skateboard.

I wish I was as bold as you.

Listen, I'll deal
with my room later.

I'm just glad we talked.
- Me too.

Come on.

- So what are you doing
tomorrow?

- No plans. I was going
to hang out with Sid,

but she's going on a picnic
with Biscuit.

He's her kookaburra.

Looks like they've bonded too.
- Cool!

Well, I know this
create-your-own-pizza place,

and you can get thin crust
or Great Lakes style.

- That sounds awesome.

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Loud house ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪
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