01x20 - Would You Wrather Just Dance?

[bunniefuu]

Cami, we're all set up
for the "Would You Rather!"


Cami:
Just give me a second!


Poor thing. I know
firsthand how much
it stings


to not make
a dance team.


When did you try out
for a dance team?


I'm still not ready
to talk about it.


Well, don't worry.
Cami's fine.


Then where is she?
This dunk t*nk


full of barbershop hair
is calling my name.


Did you cut the sleeves
off your jumpsuit?


If you work out,
you gotta show it.


Fred:
I hear ya,
brother.


(grunting)


I've decided to not
steal your thunder.


Cami, what's taking you so long?
Are you sure you're okay?


Something tells me
she's not okay.


And also, this is not
a good place to stand.


All right, you just threw all
your dance stuff out the window.


This can't be the first time
you've tried


really hard at something
and then didn't get it.


Don't need this anymore!


Fred:
Ow!


Or maybe it is
the first time.


Charlotte, it's not
that big of a deal!


Just doing a little
spring cleaning.


Oh, you seem like you're
in a really good place.


Ah!


Mom!


This could be a while.


Maybe we should just cancel
this "Would You Rather."


Cancel all you want,
I'm going in!


(contraption clanking)


Should've kept
my mouth closed!


(coughing)


(theme song playing)


Would you rather
lose your phone


Or give up pizza for a month


Share your diary
with the world


Or have to eat it
for your lunch


Sing out of tune
to your friends


Or trip and fall
into your crush


Shave your head,
paint it red


Or use your dog's
toothbrush


We need a little Q and A


Come on Wrather-heads,
play along


Would you rather do this


Would you rather do this


Or would you
rather do that


Would you rather do that


Don't matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world


Would you rather do this


Would you
rather do this


Or would you
rather just dance


Or would you
rather just dance


No matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world!


Would you
rather do that?





Any luck with Cami?


She'll be down soon.


I feel bad. She's had to learn
a valuable lesson the hard way.


We don't always get
what we want in life.


Remember that when
my math test comes back.


He's never leaving
home, is he?


I hope Cami's
feeling better.


We're only a few episodes
away from our big th.


I'm calling it...


(voice modulated):
Countdown to !


(modulated):
This makes my voice
sound like that.


Yeah, I got that.


All right, Cami's here!


Here, there-- wherever!


Okay! Go time.


Hey, Wratherheads!


Get ready for
some extreme
"Would You Wrathers!"


As we... (modulated)
Countdown to !


Well, that's already
getting old.


So stay tuned for
the best "Would You
Wrathers" ever!


We have
so many ideas


we don't even know
where to start.


So who's got ideas,
'cause I got nothing.


I've got one.
Turn off the camera.


Cami, are you okay?
You didn't say anything.


The show needs you,
'cause these apple cheeks


are only gonna
get us so far.


You, sir, are too kind.


You know, Cami,
whenever I feel bad,


Lil Fred helps me out.


And because I knew
you could use a smile,


I went out
and got you this.


Please meet Lil Cami.


And Cami rips the head
off in ... ...


Thanks, Fred.
I like her.


(as Lil Cami):
Hey, maybe the four of us
can go dancing someday!


Even though you're
not a very good dancer.


I think this is what
they call "rock bottom".


Shh, just let the magic
of puppetry happen.


Hey, Cooper,
Fred, puppets!


Cami, I found out why you
didn't make the dance team.


Delaware, it's okay.
I've moved on.


(as Lil Cami):
We both have.


I'm not picking
a favorite,


but I'm gonna talk
to Big Cami if that's okay.


Tara only wants dancers
who are fully committed,


and she knows
how busy you are
with "Would You Wrather."


So it's not
about my dancing?


No, Tara said you
crushed the audition!


Which isn't to say
you wouldn't have.


If Tara doesn't think
I can handle


the dance team
and the show,


then she has a lot
to learn about Cami Wrather!


-Yes! Cami's back!
-(Fred screaming)


Lil Cami, not so much.





Fellas, I promised
the Wratherheads
something awesome,


and then this
masterpiece just
dropped into our laps.




It's beautiful!


(crying):
I wish Lil Cami were
here to see this.


I found it in the dumpster
outside of Gary's Optic Barn.


Who would throw
this out? Not me!


(baby talk):
'Cause who's
a good nose?


You are!
Yes, you are!


You guys give it
a good clean
while I think of


the best way
to use such a
magnificent schnozzle.


Everyone, Charlotte's about
to tell you something,


and it seems to be really
important to her,


so you have to
act excited.


(gasping)
I've got news!


Way to go,
Charlotte!


-We knew you could do it!
-Thanks for sharing!


I haven't said
anything yet.


There's more?


Do you guys remember
Tracy Krueger?


World famous gymnast?
She went to our school?


She's being inducted
into our Hall of Fame,


and guess who they've named
as student ambassador


to oversee her visit.


Did they give it
to Chloe Williams?


She's so nice.


No, it's me. I'm the
student ambassador.


Oh, I feel bad for Chloe.
We should text her.


This isn't about Chloe!


She's right!
Tell her I said hi.


Tracy's gonna be
here for two days.


I've already got
her visitor pass laminated


and her schedule
planned to the second,


which I've also
laminated.


I've laminated everything
in my bedroom. (laughing)


Well, that is exciting!


And if everything
goes well,


I'll be named student ambassador
for the rest of the year!


That's the news, guys.


Oh.


-Way to go, Charlotte!
-We knew you could do it!


I'm not doing this again.


Congratulations, honey.


And congratulations, Cooper,


for putting a giant
nose on my house!


I can't wait to see
what you do with it!


I think I just
figured it out!


Tracy Krueger is exactly who we
need for our Countdown to .


She'll start the
"Would You Wrather" off


with a front-flip
half-twist


that triggers the nose to
blow out snot all over Ollie!


You wanna take North Plains'
most famous graduate


and use her in
a snot machine stunt?


You see the genius
in it, too.


I have Tracy
on a tight schedule.


She doesn't have time
to do your show.


Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going


to cartwheel out of here
Tracy-style.





When we find Tara,
let me do the talking.


She said she
works out here,


which means, technically,
she's not fully committed


to dance 'cause she
skates, too! (gasping)


-You could use
that against her!
-I don't skate.


I'm going to stop
talking now.


There's a dance video game
I like to try out moves on.


Plus, HatesToLose keeps
taking my high score.


Sorry, that would be me.


That makes sense.
You're a great dancer.


Hey, I get why
you think I can't commit
to the dance team.


"Would You Wrather" does
take up a lot of time,


but trust me, I am a
professional multi-tasker.


I promise you
my heart is in this.


Just please give me a chance
to prove I can do both.


I really don't like
making exceptions.


Just please
think about it,


and, here,
this is for you.


I was doing origami
the whole time we were talking.


Multi-tasker.


All right, you're in.


You've got one sh*t.


-Don't mess it up.
-I won't.


Thank you, thank you!
(squealing)


That origami you made
was good!


Like impossibly good.
How did you--?


Works every time!





So, I bet a lot's
changed here
since you graduated.


I mean, look what the kids
are wearing these days.


You do know
I graduated last year.


Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm just nervous. (laughing)


Okay, so, um,
in three minutes


you have to address
the th grade science class.


Clear the way, people!
Celebrity coming through!


Charlotte, you don't have to
do that in every room I enter.


I've had a great
time so far.


Oh, remember to write that
when you're filling out


my evaluation form,
which you can do now!


Or later.


(sighing)
You must think I'm
off my balance beam.


And the judge from Russia
gives that joke a perfect ten!


So, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom now.


Oh! Yeah, that's not on
the schedule until after lunch.


Actually, I'll make it work.
Take your time.


It sort of is what it is.


And since it's
gonna take a lot


to convince Tracy
to do our show,


we're gonna win
her over with this.


Please be a puppet,
please be a puppet!


Where are you supposed
to stick your hand?


It's not a puppet,
it's a fish.


I went online and found out
that Tracy likes sushi.


Tracy's not here,
and she doesn't


have time to
do your show.


Charlotte, we
really need her!


And we wouldn't be asking
if it weren't part of our...


(modulated):
Countdown to !




(laughing):
That's starting
to grow on me again.


I thought
about it and...


(modulated):
Still no.


You can't hide
her forever.


Oof!


Why are you
holding a fish?


It's part of
a welcome basket,


which also includes
this piece of gum!


(nervous laughing)


I usually like it
with a wrapper,


but thanks!





All right, girls.
Here we go!


And , , , ...


Keep it up, ladies!


Regionals will be here
before we know it!


, , , .


Delaware:
I'm having fun
now that you're here.


Even my dance face is gone!


Does it sound like I care?
Do your job!


(slurred):
I spoke too soon!


No, you're great.
I was on the phone.


I'm having a mini-trampoline
delivered to the house
for our "Would You Wrather,"


and somehow
they brought it here!


I need to sign for the package
without Tara seeing me!


Tara:
And , , , ,
, , , ...


, , , ,
and , , , .


Keep going, ladies!


Thank you and here's
your pen back!





Years of
French cooking camp,


and this guy's telling me
how to make mucus.


You're in my world now!


Greener, thicker,
let's go!


If I yell, it's only
because I care.


Ollie's right,
way too runny,


and why did I stick
my hand in this?


I'll keep working on
getting Tracy,


but you got the giant
pepper shaker, right?


Huh? Sorry, I'm in charge of
getting snacks for practice,


but don't worry, I'm on it.
A giant salt shaker.


-Pepper!
-Pepper, got it.


Butterfly?


Nice try but
I know this trick.


I'm taking it
because it's beautiful,


but I know this trick!


Oh, and I have the best
surprise for Tracy!


It's the kind of thing
that will make me


ambassador for
the whole year


and maybe even
get my name


mentioned in the
morning announcements!


You have odd goals, honey,
but I support you.


I made a tribute
video for Tracy,


and I'm going to show it
at the Hall of Fame ceremony
after school tomorrow.


It's gonna be pretty packed,


so I don't know if I can
save you any seats.


Oh, no, you can't just
dangle that out there


and then pull it away!


Take it down a notch, Mom,
or I will save you seats.


Cami, I know how
we can get Tracy

for our epic
schnozzle show!


Pam? What are you
doing here?


Filling in. For the rest
of the day, I'm Cami.


What? You can't
take Cami's place.


Here! She left
a message for you.


-(flick)
-Ow!


It's like she
never left.





Thanks again for
this amazing honor.


Woot woot!
(nervous laugh)


It's been so...


Yeah, so anyways,


to show my gratitude,
I would like to donate


the uniform that I wore
when I won Nationals.


How about that,
North Plains?


(applause)


Okay, I did
everything you asked.


I took the batteries
out of her remote,


swapped
the videos,


-and flicked
Fred in the ear.
-Ow!


If Pam gets to do it,
I get to do it.


Thanks Tracy, and I have
a surprise for you!


I made a tribute of all
your amazing accomplishments


from pre-school
to Nationals.


We'll chat more at
intermission. (laugh)


Lights!


(clicking)


-(click)
-Huh?


(click)


I'm Cooper Wrather.


(epic music playing)


And I'm Lil Cami,


stepping in for Big Cami who
couldn't be with us today.


What? This isn't my claymation
version of your first handstand.


Coop:
If you can believe it,


we're at
"Would You Wrathers!"


And we're going all out as we...


(low-pitched):
Count down to !


(expl*si*n)


(applause, cheering)


Coop:
In a world of
epic adventure,


-three daredevils--
-Fred: And Fred!


Coop:
And Fred dare to ask


for answers to life's
toughest questions.


That's my head!
(giggle)


How great would it be
to have someone like...


Tracy Krueger...


For an amazing
"Would You Wrather"


at : AM tomorrow
to help us as we...


(low-pitched)
Count down to !


(expl*si*n)


(cheering)


Tracy, I am so--


This is so cool!


I love the show!




I think I have some
time tomorrow morning--


You actually don't.


What do you think?
Should I do it?


(cheering)


(techno music playing)





Everything's
working out perfectly.


Tracy's gonna do do the
"Would You Wrather"
tomorrow morning at : AM,


which should get me to
rehearsal in plenty of time.


-(phone beeps)
-Dance emergency people!


(sigh)


Melanie's out.


She rolled her ankle
coming down the stairs
this morning.


What did I say about stairs?


Ramps and elevators until
after the competition!


Uh, my bedroom's on
the second floor,


and we don't have
an elevator or a ramp.


Sleep in the kitchen!


We need to change
up the routine,


which means I am tripling
the amount of practice.


Clear your schedules.


First new rehearsals
is tomorrow at :.


:? Seriously?


Is there a problem with :?


No! I love :!


Try to schedule
everything I do at :.


How am I going to be
in two places at once?


How am I gonna sleep
in the kitchen?








Guys, we gotta
move faster!


Cami has to be at
dance practice!


Shh, the snot
master's testing.


We got up at the cr*ck of dawn.
This is my th batch.


You'll be making your th
if you don't watch your tone!


Ugh, where's Tracy?


I don't know how much longer
I can be at two places at once!


Here we are stretching,
me and Cami!


-(groaning) Ow!
-(chuckle)


Cami's a little
stiff today.


Cami and I could use some more
warm-up time. Right, Cami?


Cami says yes!


Five more minutes,
everyone!


I begged Charlotte to have
Tracy come earlier, but no!


Tracy's busy! Tracy's helping
out an animal shelter!


Tracy has to sign autographs
at a retirement home!


So selfish.


We're not ready yet anyway.


I have to make sure
that when Tracy lands


on her side of the seesaw,


the pepper shaker sends a poof
of pepper into the nostrils,


triggering the snot machine.


It's gonna be...


(high-pitched):
epic!


Darn it.


(low-pitched):
Epic!


(sigh)


-It's perfect.
-Yes!


If anyone asks,
I'll deny I said it,


but today,


you made me proud.


You... I...


Shh. I know, I know.


Oh good, I think they're here.


Ugh! Just Mom.


Oh, I know. Just Mom,


the person who pays for
everything. No big deal.


Now, where's the best place
to be for full snot flowage?


It's times like these
I know we're related!


-Coop: Hey, it's Tracy!
-Whoa.


She's here! Let's do this.


As your student ambassador,
I advise against this.


These people
aren't very bright.


I know,
they're my family.


Tracy, it's so nice to
finally meet you. I'm--


Fred! I loved
watching you compete.


I, too, had a promising
gymnastics career,


until a rogue holiday
tree took out my hip.


People, we're on!


Hey, Wrather-Heads,
welcome to !


As promised, we've got
a special one for you today.


-'Cause it's part of--
-World Champ Tracy Krueger here.


Wave Tracy!
That's too long. Okay!


Would you rather see Tracy make


our giant nose sneeze
on Ollie by using


the vault or by doing
a front flip half twist?


Half twist it is. Go now, Tracy!


Oh, Cami!


I think one of the tubes
may not be connected.


Cooper, it's fine.
Ready when you are, Tracy,


and by the way, you're ready!





Um, did I do something wrong?


No! No, you're perfect.


-(sucking)
-(scream)


Oh my...


I told her the nose
wasn't ready.


You okay, sweetie?


Cami:
I've had better days.


Don't worry, Tracy,
I'll pick you out!

Or, we could try this.


Oh!


(groaning)


Oh... oh my...


Does anyone have
a giant tissue?


I'll make you one.


Ugh!


Oh, I'm so late!


(groaning)


Well, there you have it!


See you next time for !


(click)


Didn't turn
out as planned,


but I'd call it a success.

Oh, you would?
Am I covered in snot?

-No...
-Then, zip it!

(sigh)
Sorry, I get like this when
I'm not covered in snot.


(panting)

You missed it.

Tara...

I'm... It won't happen again.

You're right. It won't.

I saw the "Would
You Wrather."

You're
a great dancer,


but it's clear you
can't do both things.

I'm gonna leave
it up to you.

Dance team,
or "Would You Wrather."


Your choice. Let me
know by tomorrow.



So, here's the question.


If you had to choose,


would you rather keep doing
something you've always loved,


or take a chance
on something new?


Coop,


we need to talk.


Oh, if it's about
the snot machine, don't worry.


People loved it.


No. I'm quitting
"Would You Wrather."





Hey, sweetie.


Wanna sit down with me
and two puppets? Please?


Still bummed about
Tracy's visit?


Everything was a disaster.


The school's never
gonna trust me again.


(doorbell rings)


Tracy? Your town car
to the airport


should've left
and a half minutes ago.


I told the driver
I needed to make a stop.


All my friends loved
the "Would You Wrather."


I gave you top marks
on the evaluation form.


(gasp)
And you laminated it?


Actually, that's dried snot.


Still calling it a win.


Okay, then!


(laughing)


That worked out.
Still think it was a disaster?


Lil Cami:
You know what
is a disaster?


Lil Fred:
That outfit!


(screaming)


(laughing)





Whee!


(boing)