02x04 - Would You Wrather Get a Selfie?

[bunniefuu]

Hey, Wratherheads.


if you're into pop music,
you'll love this.


We just scored tickets to
see the band Giant Future.


-[Cami screams]
-[Fred screams]


Sorry.


Whenever I hear
their name, I scream!


And whenever she
screams, I scream.


It's very scary.


Anyway, I'm pumped because
they're doing a song


with my favorite rapper,
Doc Rhymes!


And in honor of the concert


from that band whose name
I'm not going to say--


Oh, you mean
Giant Future.


-[Cami screams]
-[Fred screams]


Yes, in honor of that,


today's Would You Wrather
is gonna be


"pop" and "band" themed.


Would you rather get popped
in a bubble wrap suit


or snapped by
a giant-sized rubber band?


Looks like
bubble wrap wins it.


Great, so I took this out
of my mom's car engine for nothing?


Ollie, you're up.


I'm the bubble monster!
Mooooooooo!


Our mom just got a new
massage chair delivered.


How do bubble monsters
go to the bathroom?


Eh, it'll work itself out.


Oh. Looks like the chair also
came with a remote control.


Well, what's done is done.


Let's get poppin', people!


-[bubble wrap popping]
-[laughing]


That tickles!
It tickles!


[massage chair humming]


[Ollie continues laughing]


Whoa!


Hey!


Who has the remote?


[theme music playing]


Would you rather
lose your phone


Or give up pizza for a month


Share your diary
with the world


Or have to eat it
for your lunch


Sing out of tune
to your friends


Or trip and fall
into your crush


Shave your head,
paint it red


Or use your dog's
toothbrush


We need a little Q and A


Come on Wrather-heads,
play along


Would you rather do this


Would you rather do this


Or would you
rather do that


Would you rather do that


Don't matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world


Would you rather do this


Would you
rather do this


Or would you
rather just dance


Or would you
rather just dance


No matter what we do


We're doing it with you


I'd rather do that


Ask the world!


Would you
rather do that?





[Jenna]
Five minutes 'til departure!


Make sure you have
everything for school


and after school
and the concert.


-I got my dance stuff.
-I've got my hockey stuff.


I got nothin'.


You seem awfully
comfortable, Charlotte.


There's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.


-[chair humming]
-It's this chair.


I feel like melted butter
on warm leather bread.


Great story. My turn.


I have a whole list of warnings
I need to test out.


Mellow out, little dude.


-Okay, listen people.
-And she's back.


This is the plan
for the concert tonight.


Caleb will pick me
and Cooper up at the rink,


Cami will meet us at the club
after her rehearsal,


and Fred will meet us there
after his power lifting class.


Did anyone else
just hear the words


"Fred" and "power lifting?"


Everyone synchronize watches
to "Charlotte time."


That's five minutes early.


Ugh! You just made the list!


[massage chair humming]


[Cami] Everyone at school's talking
about the concert tonight.


Okay, we're lucky
to even get tickets.


Not as lucky as this
one girl in my grade.


-You know Emma Wentworth?
-Everyone knows Emma Wentworth.


She's the coolest
girl in school.


She has a VIP pass.


She's been bragging
about it all month.


-A VIP pass?
-Mm-hmm.


I like that! I want that!
How do I get that?


Easy. You just have to have
grandparents who own the club.


[swoons]


A VIP pass would get me
one step closer


to Life Goal #:


take a selfie
with Giant Future.


[screams] I need to
make that happen!


[Jenna]
Well, do it at school,


'cause Mama needs to
get to work. Let's go!


Not happening!


I'll be sitting on
other chairs at school,


but I'll be thinking of you.





Hey, Caleb.


You look excited
for the show tonight.


I think.


Is that your
excited face?


Isn't it obvious?


I look forward to attending
the popular teen music revue.


Save some of that
energy for the show.


I just have to
close up here.


And I'll get
outta my gear.


Look out, Doc Rhymes!


If you're trying to give me
a new nickname, no need.


My comrades at Computer Camp
already refer to me as...


"Giggles."


No. Doc Rhymes is a rapper.


He's doing a song
with Giant Future.


Oh. You can still
call me Giggles.


No, thank you.


So, Charlotte,
I've been meaning to


ask if you had a chance to read
my "Caves of Goran" fan fiction.


Oh! Yeah.


I'm sorry, Caleb,
I haven't gotten to it yet.


I've just been so busy lately
with school and work and--


Didn't I see you reading
Caleb's thing last night?


-Nope.
-Yes, remember? I asked you,


"What are you reading?"
And you said, "Caleb's thing."


Oh, yes.
Now I remember.


Thank you, Cooper.


So, what did
you think?


Oh, well,
you know, I--


I went through it
really quickly.


I should give it
another read


before I give you
serious feedback.


I don't want to leave
for the concert


until you tell me
what you think.


Tell him what
you think, Charlotte!


It's okay, Charlotte.
I can take it.


Okay, well, um...


I didn't really--
what's the word?


Like it.


There must have been something
you liked about it.


I liked the font you used.


You hear that, Chuckles?
You're a hit. Concert time.


It's "Giggles."


And I don't think I can
drive us right now.


As you can see,
I'm too enraged.





[massage chair humming]


Hey, Ollie. Your bus dropped
you off a little late.


Yes. Yes it did.


So, I'm going to
relax a little bit,


and you get to go play.
Doesn't that sound nice?


For you. I wanted
a turn in the chair.


Well, this is not a toy.


This is an advanced
piece of equipment


for hardworking parents--


[laughing] that happens
to tickle just a little bit.


Run along now. You can
use it when I'm done.


[Recorded Voice]
"Bitsy the Bunny was belching


because she had
far too much carrot cola."


[loud belching]


Ollie! Turn that
audio book down!


[Ollie]
I can't! I don't know how!


[Recorded Voice]
"Oh my, said Bitsy.


I can't stop belching."


[belches]


I am trying to relax!


[Ollie]
I know! I'm so sorry! Help!


-[belching continues]
-[groaning]


-[chair humming]
-Oh, yeah!


That's the sauce!


Well played, sir.


And also...


Game on!





Fred, where have you been?


Sorry, the bus was delayed


because some kid
wouldn't sit down


and stop dancing
in the aisle.


It was me!


[phone chimes]


Are you kidding me?


Cooper hasn't even left yet!


This place is
starting to fill up,


and we're gonna get
stuck in the back!


Ugh! This is a disaster!


Or an opportunity
for you and me to bond.


You know, get some
Frami time.


-Frami?
-Yeah.


Fred, Cami. "Frami."


What, you don't like
my name going first?


I'm not sure I like
the name at all.


But yeah, my name
should go first.


I shouldn't be back here.


I'm Giant Future's
number one fan!


Uh, excuse me?


I'm pretty sure I'm
their number one fan.


Oh, yeah?


What was Daewon's
first pet?


[scoffs] A clownfish.
Named...?


Courage!


-Min's favorite color?
-[both] Blue!


-Ricky's lucky number?
-[both] !


-Crispin's biggest fear?
-[both] Seeing a double rainbow


and not having someone
to share the moment with!


Respect!


Look at us having
something in common.


And I brought some gear
for us to share.


We're gonna have
the best night ever!


Fred, this is amazing!


It's literally everything
on their website!


I know!
My mom's so mad!


Let's change
and meet back here.


Emma Wentworth.


VIP pass!


I need that!


Hey, it's Emma, right?


I'm Cami Wrather.
Charlotte's little sister.


Oh, so you're, like,
a middle schooler. Okay.


Um, can I interview you
for a school project?


We're supposed to do
a paper on our heroes.


And you wanna do it on me?


It was you or Abraham Lincoln.


Oh, is he that really
cute lacrosse player?


Okay. Anyway...


I'm writing a whole section
devoted to your sense of style.


I just wish we could talk
in a more private location.


Lightbulb!
What about the VIP area?


There's a thought...
that you came up with freely on your own.


I have an extra pass.
Wanna come with?


Let me think about it. Okay!


Cami?





It's about you...



Wow. This is amazing!


We're practically onstage!


I'm in perfect
selfie position!


Right?
It's like I always say,


"Once you go VIP,
you can't go back-sie."


I added the last part
to make it rhyme.


That's a quote.
You should write that down for your paper.


Huh? Oh! Right, yeah.
Taking notes.


This is gonna be
the best night ever.


[Fred]
Sure is, buddy!


What do you think?


Glad I finally found you!


Ooh, this is fancy!


You just made Frami night
even better! VIP me.


-Uh...
-Ooh, are those shrimp?


Gimme, gimme!





How long do you think
he'll be out there?


I'm really worried.


He's our ride.


I've never seen
him this upset.


I think. Who can tell?


Why'd you have to tell him
that I read his thing?


Now I'm gonna have
to go talk to him


and hopefully make
him feel better.


Well, how long is
that gonna take?


We should have
left already!


Well, first,
I need to decide


whether I wanna talk to him
in English or in Goran.


Sometimes bad news
sounds better in Goran,


but I'll need
my translation book.


No Goran!


You just close up,
and I'll talk to Caleb.


Man-to...


...him.


Hey, Caleb.
Sure is cold out here.


Not as cold as
the Goranian ice axe


Charlotte used to chop
down my dreams.


Totally.


Look, Charlotte feels really bad about
what she said.


-She does?
-She does!


And I think you
should forgive her.


Then we can all move
on... to the concert. Uh--


I wish it were that simple.


Ah, but it can be!


Maybe you should talk about it.
Express your feelings.


Sometimes, your sister
can be insensitive.


Well, I meant to her, but...


Wise insight. Feel better?
Let's go.


She puts so much pressure
on herself to be perfect,


she expects it
from everyone else.


And he's still talking.


I mean, just the other day,


she said I was playing
my cello forte,


which means "loud,"


when I was supposed to
be playing it fortissimo,


which means "very loud."


Oh yeah, she went there.


And then this other time
when we were discussing Pluto--


which is so a planet!


A "dwarf planet?"
Don't make me laugh!


That's just what they
want you to think...


Hey, Ollie.
You enjoying the chair?


If my butt could talk,
it would say,


[British accent]
"By George, I love this chair."


My butt's fancy.


Okay, well...
if you're interested,


I just made some fresh
chocolate chip cookies.


Don't toy with me, Mother!


I mean it. They're just
out of the oven.


All warm and gooey and melted.


I know you're just
after the chair.


[gasps] Yikes!
I hear them hardening.


Not on my watch!


A cookie-scented candle?
You tricked me!


Oh, my poor, sweet boy.


Some lessons are hard to learn.


I will eat this candle!





Good news.


I talked to Caleb,
and everything's fine.


He just needed to talk about all the stuff
you do that bugs him.


Now we can go.


Whoa, whoa.


What-- what do you mean,
"all the stuff"?


Uh, you know what?
I lied. No stuff.


He said you're the tops.


Tell me, Cooper.
It's okay. I can take it.


You know, people
keep saying that,


but it doesn't really
seem to be true.


Just tell me what he said.


Fine.


He might have mentioned that
it's hard to hang out with you


because you're
an exhausting perfectionist.


-Ready to go, my lamb?
-No!


Was that too perfect
of an answer for you?


Whatever you're doing,
you're not good at it.





Step aside, brochacho.


I'm with her and I can't
reach the shrimp.


[Emma]
Cami, this person's with you?


Uh, Emma, this is Fred.


He's my brother's friend.


Aw, don't be shy, Cami.
We're concert besties.


Hey, where's your outfit?


Cami?


So, this is
a super chill area,


and that outfit is
the opposite of super chill.


Fred's just here to take notes
for my interview with you.


I promise you won't
even know he's here.


Who's ready to get
their dance on?


And the bass goes
boom boom boom boom boom


Look, I know you're
a hotshot journalist.



But if you wanna stay
in the VIP area--


I really, really do.


Then you gotta
get rid of that guy.


There's no room
for him or that outfit.


Your choice.

-Hey, Fred.
-Cami, seriously, where's your costume?


You have to plug yourself
into the wall every minutes.


I just put it down for a second.


Well, you better get it
before the band comes on!


Um, yeah,
so here's the thing...


Emma gave me
this VIP pass


and she said there isn't
room for anyone else.


And it's probably my only chance to get
a selfie with the band--


That's Goal # on
your Life Goal List!


Exactly! So...


Would you mind
if I stayed here?


-Like... by myself?
-Ohhhh!


Cami, why didn't
you just say so?


You stay there,
and I'll go mingle.


It would be a shame not to share
this outfit with the world!


Thanks, Fred. I appreciate it.


You got it. Enjoy the show.


[club music getting louder]


[Min]
Are you ready, North Plains?


[audience cheering]


Oh, my goodness!
It's happening!


[screaming]
It's happening!


Cami, remember, it's chill
in the VIP section.


Right. I just--


I just really hope
they sing "Boom Boom!"


Oh, is that one
of their songs?


Aren't you a Giant Future fan?


Not really. So, my Pop-Pops
gets me these tickets for free,


so I don't really
care who's playing


as long as the lighting is
good for my skin tone.





Cooper, you should
just go to the show without me.


But I can tell you're upset.


[scoffing]
Me? I'm fine.


You're cleaning one sponge
with another sponge.


It's a really dirty sponge!


Hey, Wratherheads.
I could use a little help.


I may have accidentally
started a fight


between my sister
and her boyfriend.


[Charlotte]
Now the other sponge is dirty!


So, how do I fix this quickly?


"Write your sister a love poem
and say it's from him."


Thank you, next.


"Get them both
mad at you instead."


Yes! At least then
they'd be on the same side.


Thanks, Wratherheads.


Let it go, PsychoTed.


I'm not writing
my sister a love poem!





[massage chair humming]


How'd my book get over there?


What?!


[British accent]
'Ello, love!





[pop music playing]


I'm riding
on my vision horse


He's gonna take me
way up north


Where the wind
is always blowin'


Where the wind
is always blowing


Where the wind
is always blowing


Thanks for the pass, Emma,


but I think I've got
everything for my article.


I'm gonna go hang out
with my friend.


You mean your brother's friend?


No. My friend.


Where the wind
is always blowing


Where the wind
is always blowing


Ollie, cookies.


You're a real piece of work.


No, I really
made 'em this time.


It's a peace offering.


I give up.
You can have the chair.


You know, there might be room
on this chair for two people.


I thought you'd never ask.


[Jenna grunting]


[British accent]
You're a jolly good mum, you are!


[British accent]
You're not so bad yourself, Ollie's butt.


[pop music playing]


Let's dance!
It's "Frami" time.


Cami! But what about
your selfie?


I'd rather be with a real fan.
And friend.


Oh! Plus, I got you something.


Ooooh! Pocket shrimp!


...the bass goes
boom boom boom boom boom


And the bass goes
boom boom boom boom boom


Caleb. Charlotte.


-I think I can help here.
-[Caleb] Don't bother.


The one thing we can agree on
is that we'll never agree again.


That's not true!


It is true. I just don't
want to agree with him.


I'm not trying to
make things better.


In fact, I'm not even sure
you guys should be together.


I mean, Caleb, your fan fiction
does sound kind of weak.


But then, "Caves of Goran"
is pretty stupid. So...


Hey! Those books are brilliant!


And Caleb's work
wasn't that bad.



Yes, it needs
a little adjusting,


but, you know, he's got a ton
of imagination.


Doesn't matter.


It's not like he'll show
you any more of his writing.


Which is good because
you're way too harsh, Patty Perfect!


Am I right, Caleb? Up top!


Hand-touching denied.


Charlotte may be
a perfectionist,


but she tries to bring out
the best in everyone.


Nah! C'mon!


It's Mean Girl and Cry Baby.
It'll never work.


-[Charlotte] Hey!
-[Caleb] How dare you!


I know I could be more
open to your feedback.


And I could be more
sensitive with my criticism.


-I'm sorry, my lamb.
-No, I'm sorry, Giggles.


I think we're all sorry.


So, now can we go
to the concert?


-[Charlotte] Yes.
-[Caleb] Of course.


But you were really rude,


so we're not gonna talk to
you for the rest of the night.


Great! So, we're all winners!





[pop music playing]


[Min]
Oh, wow! Okay!


Now, those are some
real fans right there!


You two! Get up here onstage!


-Us?
-Up there?


Yeah, you guys
look awesome! Come on!


Feel the pulse in my fingers
breakin' it down


C'mon, I can't hear ya,
scream it out loud


Now let the bass go
boom boom boom boom boom


The bass goes
boom boom boom boom boom


[pop music continues]


[Cooper]
We made it!


Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Doc Rhymes!


[audience cheering]


He is about to dispense straight fire
upon these individuals.


Did I say that right?


Aren't you not supposed
to be talking to me right now?


[Doc Rhymes]
Uh. Yeah, you know my name.


Doc Rhymes!


You ready? Let's go!


We go hard every night


Yeah we shuttin' down
this club


Do you guys see
Cami or Fred anywhere?


There's a party up above


No way!


Y'all be losing
track of time


Now you're in the mix
with your boy Doc Rhymes


Up, Giant Future in the spot


Like a microwave oven,
yeah you know they make it hot


all across the globe


to , we sellin' out shows


[Ollie]
Don't toy with me, Mother!