06x09 - Twin Trouble

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- Yee-haw.
- Yee-haw.

Ever have one of them
days when it looks like

nothing can wrong
and everything does.

You see, Bo was
headed back to Hazzard

from Greenland
to get tractor parts.

While over in Capitol
City at the jewelry store.

There was a little business
going on that was gonna cause

Bo and Luke more trouble
than a fox in a hen house.

'They are very fine stones.'

I see.

You see, Luke in
Uncle Jesse's pick up

was heading back to
Capitol City from a reunion

with his ol' marine
outfit in hot Atlanta.

Excuse me, just a minute.

Design Jewells.

No, I'm afraid you must
have the wrong number.

Now folks, you're watching
a lesson in economics.

Something for nothing.
I'll bet, it don't work.

Come back here! Stop! Thief!

Come back here. Help
me. She stole my jewels.

What do you think...

I'm going after him.
Reckless driver.

'Pull over!'

Alright, lady.

'Now, what the heck
is the big idea... '

What..

Uh, you in a habit of running
from a scene of an accident?

I'm sorry. I was just so upset.

I didn't know what I was doing.

All my fault.

I'll tell you what. When
it comes to women

them Duke boys
are sure vulnerable.

'Stop that car! You crazy... '

Dang it!

Now, either there's two of
'em. Or my liver is acting up.

Hello?

Hi, Cindy It's me.

Your call was timed
perfectly, I pulled the job.

- But I ran into some trouble.
- Was it bad Sandy?

No, but we're gonna use our
emergency plan, just in case.

No problem, sis. I'm on my way.

You'll have an air tight
alibi. Within five minutes.

'See you back here in Hazzard.'

Yup! Two of them.

And as crooked
as a dog's hind legs.

This is Luke Duke
calling for Sheriff Floyd.

Come back.

And while Luke was
outside of Capitol City

trying to reach the sheriff.

Bo was fast approaching
Hazzard. And trouble.

Oh, hello.

Woo-ho, hello!

Yeah, it's a long sh*t.
But then, this is Hazzard

where long odds is even.

Now, friends, we're gonna hear
some snappy Bo-Duke repartee.

Hi.

You uh, got some
sort of trouble?

I sure do. I just got to be
in Hazzard by o'clock

'to make an
important phone call.'

My dumb old car
just stopped and d*ed.

- It stopped and d*ed, huh?
- Yeah.

Well, I could take
a look at it for you.

I wrote the book
on dumb old cars.

I'll sure be tickled if you did.

Hi, I'm Cindy.

Oh, Hi. I'm Mr. Fixit.

You can just call me
Bo, Bo Duke, ma'am.

Okay.

Oh, my.

Look.

It's almost o'clock.
I'm never gonna make it.

Oh, yes you are.

Don't worry. I'll have this
car fixed for you lickety-split.

Ain't that slick as blue
mud on the doorknob?

That hold up
girl's identical twin

is establishing her, as
being here in Hazzard.

At the same time of
the crime in Capital City.

Meanwhile, back in
Hatchapee County.

Sheriff Floyd, had responded
to Luke's call on the CB

and Luke told him about
his run-in with a girl robber.

Luke Duke.

Since when did you
become so law abiding?

What are you doing
out of your county?

Wait a minute. I got a
permit for my probation officer.

Mr. Hogg. Here you go.

Hey, I'm telling like it is. I
got no reason to otherwise.

I gave the girl's description.
Why don't just check it out?

I'll do just that.

Meanwhile.

Get back to your farm where
I can find you, when I want to.

- Do you hear?
- Yes, sir.

Alright.

- Give it a try now.
- Okay.

Hey! You did it.

Yeah, at no time did my
fingers leave my hands.

Now, can you tell me
where the nearest phone is?

Sure.

When I left Richmond
I promised mama

I'd call her every day
at exactly o'clock.

It's after now.
She's just gonna panic.

Don't you worry
about a thing, darling.

I also wrote a book
on nervous mothers.

What is that?

Don't let them scare you.
Nothing to worry about.

Hey, Rosco!

That's just our..

Local Hazzard police department.

Oh, I see.

Don't be so nervous.
Don't worry about it.

- I'll take you to that phone.
- Okay.

Enos, what did you
caught that violator at?

Fifty-six miles
an hour, sheriff.

That's only one
mile over the limit.

Well, that's enough for me.

'We need all the citations
we can get is what Boss said.'

'Yes, sir, sheriff.'

We will now, begin the operation
Rosco P Coltrane road block.

- Jack!
- Every man for himself.

Sheriff!

'Sheriff! Are you
alright, sheriff?'

And mean time while Luke
was speeding back to Hazzard.

Bo got Cindy on the phone.

Hello, mama?

I'm in a little place
called Hazzard.

- 'Everything is just fine.'
- Did you line us up a patsy?

Oh, I got me a dilly one.

He's the cutest little
alibi, you ever had.

'And if we need him, sis.'

He'll for sure swear that he
saw you right here at Hazzard.

Good, I'll see you
back at the hide out.

Bye now, mama.

Well.

Mama, wants me to find a
nice room to spend the night.

What's a good hotel around here?

I've to say that best hotel
we got here in Hazzard is

the only hotel we got.

I'll show you where it is.
It's called Hazzard Hotel.

You know, Cindy. If you
ain't doing nothing later

I'd like to show you
around the town.

Oh, that's so sweet of you, Bo.

Mama, really
appreciates your kindness.

I appreciate her too.

Look at the fine, young
daughter, she raised.

- Here, you gotta follow me.
- Okay.

Because we going
in the same car.

Watch your head.

Should be a sunny day
today. Well, the Sun is shining.

Looks like a nice day.

Oh no..

Cooter!

Cooter!

Cooter! Cooter! How bad is it?

Well, now, Rosco's car is
gonna be about , boss.

And Enos' will be about .

No, no. This the living end.

Listen, now, don't get
your blood pressure high.

My blood pressure ain't as bad

as the repair bills
on the county budget.

Alright, Cooter, when
you fix the patrol cars

I want the keys.

Because they're going
right into cold storage.

Well, Boss, If that's
what you want. You got it.

Now, wait a minute.
Vehicles in cold storage?

How are we gonna write
tickets if we don't have wheels?

You're not gonna put on
those horses again, are you?

I thought something
like this might happen.

I thought of something
better than horses.

- And cheaper too.
- Oh, good.

Come over here. Let me show
you your new patrol vehicles.

- Oh, goodie good.
- Here they are.

I don't think even you
dodo's can wreck these.

Are you kidding? You
talking about these vehicles?

'These vehicles
are for children.'

Now, Enos. He
could ride one, maybe.

But not me. After
all I'm sheriff.

No, you a car wrecker.

'And I'm giving you
both a direct order.'

You get out there on patrols

- So, mount up.
- Yes sir, Mr. Hogg.

Oh, yes sir, Mr. Hogg.

Here. Doggone. I'm
doing it under protest.

These vehicles is not dignified.

'Alright, now. Come on.
Get out and bring some cash.'

We got a budget to
balance. You hear me?

'Watch out, Rosco!'

Boss! Boss!

Get out of the way. Watch out.

Watch out folks! Watch out!

Meanwhile, as Luke
was nearing home.

Bo got sended to the farm.

- 'Find everything you need?'
- Yes. Got it all right here.

How long are you planning
to stay in Hazzard, Cindy?

Just till tomorrow.

I'm so grateful to
Bo, for all his help.

That's how we
folks are in Hazzard.

Yea, right. Bo would have helped
you even if you weren't so cute.

Thanks a lot, Daisy.

I promised Cindy I'd
show her around Hazzard.

- So, we're gonna get going.
- Yeah.

- Who was that girl?
- Uh, Cindy.

Nice girl. Bo's new friend.

She robbed a jewelry store!

She nearly knocked
me out with the boot.

- You sure?
- I'm sure about it. I'm going.

You gotta..

Make sure..

Boy, there is never a dull
moment with them two around.

Hey, Luke, what are you
doing looking for a race or what?

No, I got to talk. Pull over.

'I'm kinda busy right now.'

Bo, this is
important. Pull over.

All you got to do is put a
girl between them Duke boys

and ain't nothing
gonna go right.

'Heck, what was all that about?'

We wouldn't have
had no problem at all

if you had pulled
over when I asked.

Like I told you in the
car. I'm a bit busy, alright?

- Figured it can wait.
- I can see that.

Oh, I'm sorry. Cindy, here.

I want you to meet my
rather anxious young cousin.

This here is Luke. This
here is Cindy Ballou.

- Hi.
- We've already met.

- What?
- Sorry, but.

You must be mistaken.

'I've never seen
you before in my life.'

You mind telling me,
what this is all about?

Sure, couple of hours
ago Miss wide eyes here

was holding up a jewelry store.

What in heavens name
are you talking about?

A jewel.. This some
sort of joke or what?

I was driving
through Capital City.

Her and her getaway car
ran me right off the road.

I can't believe
what I'm hearing.

When I catch up,
she pulls this stunt.

Drops her hand bag and
smacks my head with the door.

Dang near knocked me silly.

That's the most
ridiculous thing I ever head.

I've never been
anywhere near Capitol City.

Matter of fact, two hours ago
I was right here in Hazzard.

'That's a fact. We were out
on old highway number seven.'

I was helping to fix
her distributor cap.

- Are you sure about the time?
- Dang right, I'm sure.

' o'clock this morning.'

I'm sorry you had a rough
day but you got the wrong gal.

- You're way off base.
- Nope, she's the one.

Come here, sweetheart.

That's the handbag
she dropped right before

she hit me in the head.
This is the girl alright.

'Come on, tell him
what it's all about.'

Luke, for the last time. Cindy
was with me this morning.

- She couldn't have been.
- Well, she was, alright?

If you don't apologize, I will.

Cindy, here, get in the
car, I'm sorry for my cousin.

Luke, how could you embarrass
me in front of that young lady?

I'm real sorry you can't
admit that you're wrong.

I'll see you back at the farm.

This is fun.

Yeah. I'm gonna punch you out.

Alright, Luke
Duke, pull it over.

- 'That was an illegal U-turn.'
- Rosco, you gotta be kiddin'.

Since when can't you
make U-turn on a dirt road?

He ain't gonna do it.
Enos, operation roadblock.

You idiot.

Look, you scuffed my vehicle.

- Sheriff, you okay?
- Oh-ho.

Come on, I know a shortcut.

Now, get on your
vehicle and follow me.

- It's-It's alright. Yes, sir.
- Oh good grief.

I see a big scuff
right there. Oh.

- Sheriff.
- Alright?

'Come on now. Hurry.'

- Oh, watch out, sheriff.
- Come on, come on.

Aah!

- Hold it.
- Oh-oh.

- Oh, what a horrendous..
- Sheriff.

- You know..
- Oh, sheriff.

- You idiot.
- You broke the flag, sheriff.

- I pushed it...
- Where's that?

- Where's our things at?
- There they go.

- Wait-wait a minute.
- Oh, no.

- They're coming, sheriff.
- Look out.

- Sheriff, run.
- Oh.

Run.

Uh, are you real sure that
you don't wanna continue

our little sightseeing tour?

No. It was just so
horrible being accused

of all those awful things.

- Yeah.
- I'm just too shook up.

- Sorry.
- Not half as sorry as I am.

I just don't know
what got into Luke.

Ain't like him to go
off a deep end like that.

Call me later. Maybe my
headache will be better by then.

- Alright.
- Okay, bye.

Bye-bye, now.

Hey! Where's Bo?

I don't know.

Did you get that straightened
out about that gal?

I can't believe it.

He claims that she was with
him in Hazzard at the time

she was pulling off this
robbery over in Capital City.

May be you're wrong.

I was never more sure
of anything in my life.

I'd never forget
a face like that.

- I was this close to her.
- Well, Bo wouldn't lie to you.

And Capital City is way
over in Hatchapee County.

She couldn't be in
two places at once.

I know that and I know
Bo wouldn't lie to me.

You tell me, I don't know.

Well, there's got to be
an answer someplace.

I'll give that sheriff a
call in Hatchapee County

See if there's anything new.

You know, Enos. I'm
gonna tell Boss Hogg

either these
vehicles go or I go.

I don't know, Sheriff. We're
just getting a hang of it.

Hey, you did it. Alright.

- The other one's here.
- How'd it go, honey?

- It was great. I'm telling you.
- Oh.

Now, it's a crying shame
they're so larcenous.

There's just enough of them
to go around for Bo and Luke.

Now while Sandy
showed her the loot

Cindy told her about
what happened in Hazzard.

I can't believe it.
Of all the rotten luck.

'But our alibi scam's
working fine, sis.'

Now if anything goes
wrong, this Bo Duke will swear

that you were in Hazzard,
'cause he'll think you're me.

That nosy cousin of
his could still be trouble.

If he keeps poking around here

we're gonna have
to take care of him.

I know one thing

we can't take off till
Calloway gets here.

He's en route. No way to
get in touch with him now.

And he's been
paying us top dollar.

We're just gonna have to wait.

And here comes Cash Calloway.

He's their main fence.
Ol' Cash is slick, boy.

I better head back to town
and keep an eye on your alibi.

And I'll lay low
and wait for Cash.

Meantime, I better
get rid of my wheels

so they can't be traced.

During all this, ol' Sheriff
Floyd had returned Luke's call

and was confirming his
description of the holdup girl.

So it looks like
she's the one, alright.

And I'll send out a APB.

I think I can help
you there, sheriff.

Your suspect's
right here in Hazzard.

Her name's Cindy Ballou.

Why didn't you say
so? I'm on my way.

You keep an eye on
her for me, you hear?

Don't worry, sheriff. My
cousin Bo's doing just that.

Bye-bye.

- What did he say?
- 'It's the same girl.'

Nobody wants to believe
Bo more than I do, but..

He ain't gonna be
happy to hear this.

Oh, boy.

Look out there!

Look out. Look.

Uncle Jesse?

Daisy?

What's for dinner? I'm starved.

Oh, fine. I can see by
the looks on y'all's faces

Luke's already got you
talked over to his side.

Nobody's taking
anybody's sides, Bo.

Luke just did what he
thought he had to do, that's all.

Oh, what exactly was it
Luke thought he had to do?

I called the sheriff in
Hatchapee and told him

that Cindy was in Hazzard.

What the heck did you do that
for? I told you she's innocent.

Bo, the jewelry store owner
confirmed my description of her.

Luke, I don't care who
confirmed what about who.

I done told you she was
with me during that robbery.

You think I'm lying to you?

You ain't got no watch, maybe
she was lying about the time.

'Oh, she's lying, huh?'

Maybe you got a
little swimmy-headed

when you got knocked
out on the road.

Maybe it don't take much
to get you swimmy-headed.

You ought to find
out what it takes.

- Hey, hey.
- Alright.

- Settle down.
- Just see what you could do.

Now-now, boys, just
talk it out. Talk it out.

That's right.

Uncle Jesse, I've had
enough talking to him.

Let me get out before I do
somethin' I might be sorry for.

Oh..

Meanwhile, Rosco
was back at Boss's office

trying to talk him out of
using them three-wheelers.

I'm telling you something, Boss.
Those dang things are dangerous.

They're treacherous. I
mean, they-they're scary.

- Yeah.
- And I don't...

- Yeah, well, listen.
- I know Enos is...

You said before they was
only fit for children, didn't you?

Right.

- Make up your mind.
- Well..

Look, you're just gonna have
to get used to them vehicles

you hear me?
Because they're cheap

and that's what I
like about them.

Hello, J.D. Hogg speaking.

- Well, who wants him?
- Oh!

Oh, it's Sheriff Floyd
of Hatchapee County.

It's for me. Ahem.

Wait a minute, I'm
gonna put this here phone

on my new
conference-call machine.

Oh. Oh! Oh, I've seen those.

This is Sheriff Rosco...

You don't have to scream at it.
You don't even have to hold it.

- You don't?
- Start over.

This is Sheriff
Rosco-o P. Coltrane.

Get on with it, Floyd.
What is it? I'm a busy man.

I've got a favor to
ask of you, Coltrane.

'We've had a $ ,
jewelry store holdup'

'here in Capitol City.'

'Now the female suspect'

was reported being
there in Hazzard.

Now you see there, Floyd,
if you'd run your county right

you wouldn't be
having these holdups.

A $ , jewel heist?

You say the suspect is female
and might be here in Hazzard?

- Yep. Duke boys seen her.
- Duke boys?

- Duke boys.
- Yeah, you heard me right.

I'd appreciate it if you
fellas would kind of locate

that gal and hold
her till I get there.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly, Floyd.
I'd bet you'd like that.

I'll tell you something, we're
not gonna do your dirty work...

Ah-da-da-da!

Sheriff Floyd, Sheriff Coltrane
would be more than happy

to try to collar that
suspect for you.

The heck I will.
I ain't gonna...

Would you just
hush up for a minute?

Don't you know
that Floyd's trying

to drop a windfall
into your lap?

I mean, listen, if we
can nab that suspect

well, then maybe I can
get her to let me fence

them hot jewels for her.

Meanwhile, Luke was headed
for town to get Jesse's banged-up

truck fixed, and to
meet with Sheriff Floyd.

Daisy and me are coming
along in case Bo shows up.

You're gonna need a referee.

You know, Luke, I
just don't understand it.

Why is it that Bo's so
positive and you too?

One of us has gotta be wrong.

I guess we'll let Sheriff
Floyd cast the deciding vote.

- I'll see you in town.
- Okay.

Come on, Rosco. We gotta
get out to the Duke farm

and get them Duke
boys to help us zero in

on the whereabouts of that gal
to get our hands on them jewels.

- We'll take your vehicle.
- Let's take it.

Oh, no, no. Oh, my
car is laid up for repairs.

- Oh.
- Alright.

Enos, I'm just gonna have to
commandeer this here thing.

Oh, good grief!

- They're real tricky.
- I can do it. I can do it.

- Let me help you.
- What, what are you doing?

- Put your foot there.
- What you doing?

- I'll do it, sir.
- Alright.

- Alright.
- Be careful now.

- Alright, now. What do I do?
- Turn that hand gas throttle.

- Alright, here I go.
- Oh, no!

Watch out, Mr. Hogg.

Cindy, I'm-I'm real glad you're
feeling better and everything.

Would you mind
taking a ride with me?

There's some things
I'd like to talk about.

Not at all. You talk some sense
into that crazy cousin of yours?

Well, yeah. Well,
that's one of the things

I wanted to talk to you about.
Here, let me help you on up.

- What's that?
- Uh-oh.

Well, I ain't got time to
explain right now, darling.

Get that vehicle over there!

There's Bo Duke.

And that cute
little gal with him

she fits that ID of the
girl that was that robber.

That's what I wanted
to tell you about.

Luke called the sheriff in
Hatchapee and he notified Rosco.

Bo, why are you running away?

I'm innocent. You know that.

I know you are.

I don't want you in jail because
of Luke's stupid mistake.

Alright, Bo Duke, pull it over!

'Oh, sh**t. Hold on.'

I'm wondering if that
little gal has figured out

that Hazzard ain't
the best place to hide.

Watch out! Watch out!

- Little fat buddy, you okay?
- For crying out loud, Boss.

Get off the hood
before you cave it in.

There you go.

Alright, little lady,
you're under arrest.

Now, see, I know who you are.
Shame, shame, everybody knows

your name. It's Cindy Ballou.

You're wanted for grand
larceny in Capitol City.

You're under arrest.

You can't arrest
me. I didn't do it.

- I have an alibi.
- Yeah, dang right, she does.

She couldn't have been in
Capitol City, she was with me.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.
I'm in charge here.

I'm ordering you
to take this little lady

take your vehicle
and take it to the jail.

- Rosco, for crying out loud...
- Do it! Now. I'm serious.

You wanna walk or do you
wanna ride with me on my vehicle?

- Ride with you?
- Yeah.

Not on your life.

I'm gonna show this here
machine who's boss around here.

'Alright, come on. Come on!'

Yeah, well, that's it!
That's it! I'm doing it!

I'm doing it. I'm
just gonna stop it.

Ooh!

Horrendous.

Rosco, come on. Rosco,
come on. Get her out of here.

For crying out loud,
watch the paint.

Will you hush? I scuffed
my tricycle, didn't I?

Alright, little lady.

Would you listen
to me for a second?

- Hush.
- What do you mean, "hush?"

Listen, this thing is wrong.
It's getting way out of hand.

You can't arrest
me. I'm innocent.

Don't you worry
about it, sweetheart.

- I'll go in with you.
- Wrong, wrong.

You're not allowed
in the booking office

'when I'm booking a
prisoner. You're a civilian.'

You heard the sheriff.
So do it. Come on.

- Bo, help me.
- Don't worry about a thing.

'I'll get you out of
there somehow.'

Bo... what-what happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

My loudmouthed cousin
got an innocent girl

thrown in jail, that's
what happened.

I just did what I
thought I should do.

There's something going on
here. You gotta trust me on that.

Why should I trust you
when you don't trust me?

Excuse me, I'm gonna do
something I feel I have to do.

What is that, Bo?

I'm gonna talk to that new
lawyer. See if he can help.

I tell you what,
you just do that.

And we'll all chip in
and help you pay the fee

'because that's what
we're all interested in..'

justice.

You know, I just never
thought I'd see the day

when you two would stop
believing in each other.

- Let's get going.
- Yeah.

I tell you, I don't know
anything about any jewels.

You heard Bo Duke.

He saw me right here in
Hazzard at the time of the robbery.

Well, not according to
my ID that I've got on you.

Yeah, now, listen, Bo
Duke's vouching for you

don't mean diddly-dee.

'Let's get down to business.'

Somebody's gonna have
to fence them jewels for you.

Might as well be yours
truly. Pay top dollar.

I can't give you
what I don't have.

And I don't have any jewels

'cause I never
was in Capitol City.

Alright, lady. We're
gonna have to get tough

I can see that.

- You better talk.
- This is an outrage.

I want a lawyer.

'Alright, let's start
at the beginning.'

Where were you on
the night of August th?

I'm not saying anything
till I get a lawyer.

Alright, where was your lawyer
on the night of August rd?

Wait a minute, Rosco.
You know something

I got a sudden
feeling this little lady's

telling us the truth.

Are you kidding? I
can tell she's lying.

I can tell by them
beady little dimples.

Yeah, well, dimples
or no, I think we made

a big, big mistake.

And my apologies,
dear young lady.

I hope you won't
think too unkindly

of the Hazzard County
Sheriff's Department.

Well, listen, let's just
throw her in the solitary.

Ah-da-da-da-da!

You can go now.

This has been a most
aggravating experience.

Good day.

Oh.

Boss, listen, I think you
made a horrendous mistake

by letting that
cute little heifer go.

We're not gonna get our
hands on those jewels now.

- Yes, we will.
- We will?

Yeah, we'll just
tail that little lady.

- Oh.
- Let her lead us to the loot.

Oh, you brilliant
little genius, you.

Yeah. Come on. Come on.

When Sheriff Floyd comes
over we'll tell him she escaped.

Yeah, we'll do that. Come on.

Now I gotta get on those
doggone three-wheelers.

Oh, no, no. Too much
money involved here.

Yeah, get your patrol
car out of storage.

Are you kid..? Oh, bless
you, Boss, bless you.

Flash, now, you stay here
and take care of the jail.

Good dog. I love it, I love it.

Back to the patrol
car. Hot pursuit!

Made a mess out of this.

Won't take long to pound it out.

Fix that one there
and that fender.

Ain't no sweat.

- Won't be no charge.
- We can't let you do that.

I just wish I could fix up
things between you and Bo

'as easy as I can
fix that fender.'

I wish you could too,
Cooter. It's driving me crazy.

One of us is wrong
but it's not me.

Bo's sure too.

Hey, look, they
turned Cindy loose.

After all that rigmarole,
Rosco and J.D. let her go.

Hey, speak of the devil.

Looks like they turned her
loose so they could follow her.

Yeah.

I can do them one
better. I'll follow them.

Hey, wait a minute, aren't you
supposed to meet Sheriff Floyd?

Uncle Jesse, could
you tell what's going on.

And I'd appreciate if
somebody can tell Bo

what's going on too.

- We'll do that.
- I'll keep in touch on the CB.

- And will you watch the truck?
- I'll try and be careful.

I'll fetch your truck
tomorrow, alright.

I-if I've got a truck tomorrow.

And while Cindy barreled
alone, not knowing that

she's being tailed
by Boss and Rosco

who didn't know that they
was being tailed by Luke.

Her twin, Sandy, was
meeting with the fella

who was gonna
fence the stolen gems.

- How you doing, Sandy?
- Hi, there.

- You got 'em?
- Got 'em.

You sure she
ain't too far ahead?

- C'mon! Speed up, will you?
- Just relax...

- You're gonna lose her!
- No, I ain't.

Rosco P. Coltrane never
loses anybody in a hot pursuit.

Oh, no, no! What did you do?

Turn it off, will you!

Well, it's off!

Oh, you did it again, Rosco.

You've wrecked another car here.

Well, it's not exactly my fault.

Look what you
done! I can't believe it.

I just can't believe
you any more.

Oh! Oh, there! Look!

Hey! Stop, we need help! Stop.

Luke Duke.

- Hey, Luke, listen.
- You guys alright?

What? Well, I'm alright.

Yeah, but he won't be.

He wrecked another patrol
car. Can you believe that?

- I've to commandeer your truck.
- Yeah, we are in hot pursuit.

So am I. I'll call Cooter.
He'll come get ya.

- Dagblast it.
- Come back. Freeze.

Bo found out that
without concrete evidence

he couldn't get Cindy sprung..

'cause it was just his
word against Luke's.

Oh, hey, you all! Where's Luke?

Cindy got outta jail
and Luke followed her.

Oh, you mean,
Luke's tailing her now?

It's not like what it sounds.

He's on Old River Road.

My cousin just can't stop
his interfering, can he?

He's looking out for Cindy.

If so, she wouldn't
have been in jail.

I'm going after him.

Like you said, Uncle Jesse

sooner or later they're
gonna need a referee.

I'll take 'em off your
hands right now..

For $ , .

But they'd retail
for over a $ , .

They're sure worth
more than grand.

Yeah, honey, but they're hot.

I won't be able to
move 'em, for a while.

- Everything okay?
- No. I was arrested.

You were, what?

And while Cindy was
telling 'em about her run-in

with the Hazzard law,
Luke was moving in.

These little rocks are even
hotter than we figured, huh?

I'm gonna have to cut my price.

We'll argue, later. We
better get out of here.

Cindy look, I..

'Twins!'

There's two of you. No
wonder, me and Bo's both right.

You have the knack of
showing up in the wrong places.

Hold on a second,
girls. Let's talk this out.

- What you wanna know?
- Firstly, what the heck are..

Look out, Luke.

When a woman starts telling
you whatever you wanna hear

you're either in
love, or in trouble.

- Coiffed my coiffure.
- Yeah, me too.

- Scuffed it.
- We gotta do something...

- There comes one.
- There is one. Get out there.

Stop him.

You peasants.

He didn't even know you.

- He must be a tourist.
- No, he is..

He's probably somebody
you foreclosed on.

Hush up, will you.
This is your fault.

- My fault?
- Yes.

First you wrecked another car.

I don't know why
I let you have it.

Then you ruin my plans
to fence them hot jewels.

The siren went on
because you shoved my arm.

Stop arguing. Get out
there, waggle your finger.

Come on, stop.

Alright, listen.

Which way did
Luke and the girl go?

- Which way they go?
- Straight ahead.

But wait a minute.
We gotta get this...

I can't believe it.

Oh, no.

I'm wore to a nub.

Yeah, you are a nub.

Keep your foot in it, Daisy.

I wanna be there in case,
them two tangle again.

I got rid of my getaway
car in that ravine over there.

I'm sure there's
room for this truck too.

That's a good idea.
I'll meet you there.

- Okay.
- Bye.

We've never done
anything like this before.

We've got no choice, come on.

-'Meet you all there.'
- Okay.

Meanwhile, as Luke was heading
for what could be his last ride

Bo was hunting high
and low for him and Cindy

looking for some kinda
clue, tire tracks... anything.

- Get in. Come on.
- Let us in here.

- Careful.
- Alright, alright.

Come on, let's go.

When Bo got to the
crossroads near the old barn

he found fresh tire tracks.

He figured he'd
better follow 'em.

'Okay, y'all get in the back
help me push this thing.'

- Ready?
- Okay.

Push.

Luke! Hey!

- No, it's his cousin.
- Where did he come from?

Get on over there, cousin.

Hey, Luke, come on.

- I'll get you out.
- What happened?

I was about to ask you that.

Feels like I've
been hit by a truck.

Come on, let's get outta here.

Another couple of feet,
I'd have lost you for sure.

- Bo, they are twins.
- What?

That's how they could be
in two places at one time.

- You mean we were both right?
- Yeah, there they are and..

- Feel up for it?
- Let's get the General.

Come on, there they are.

They almost wrecked us.

Daisy, you go after the
grey car, we'll get the others.

Right.

- What's going on here?
- Now, just a minute.

- How you boy's doing?
- We've never been better.

Ah, great.

Luke, I'm sorry about
this whole mess.

I am too.

Maybe it'll teach you a lesson.
Next time you believe me.

Hurry.

Is he alright? Get out there.

Is he alright?

Pull over. Pull it over.

That's the last time
we're gonna warn you.

Now, pull that car over.

Look out!

- You girls alright?
- Yeah, we're okay.

You made a fool outta me, Cindy?

I'm Sandy. That's Cindy.

- What a waste.
- Double trouble.

- Here, give me that.
- Come on outta there.

Watch it. Watch it now.

Come here.

Young lady, watch your step now.

- There you go.
- Now, don't you go too far.

Think we got the stuff here.

'That's it, alright.'

You girls gonna have to
find another line of work.

Yeah, license plates.

And that's how the
Duke Boys solved

the mystery of
the twin beauties.

Sheriff Floyd arrived in time
to take over his prisoners.

Boss gave Rosco and
Enos back their patrol cars.

Them three-wheelers is way
too dangerous for Hazzard.

Oh, goody-goody gumdrops.

Alright.

Don't say I never
did nothing for you.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

How can I be so stupid?

But most important of all..

The Dukes had maybe
learnt something about trust.

Which I guess, nobody
is ever too old to learn..

Even in Hazzard.