06x11 - High Flyin' Dukes

[bunniefuu]

Yee-haw!

Now, Bo and Luke
can do some highflying

in the General Lee.

Sweet Daisy flies the
hard way, in a plane.

Likewise, she could
barely reach the pedals

old Darcy gave
her flying lessons.

Now, Joe Ward
who bought out Darcy

Is teaching Daisy crop dusting.

And you think
for a girl to know.

Make sure you give yourself
plenty of room to pull up

before you get to them woods
at the end of the field, okay?

Well, tried. Now get ready to
bank to make your next approach.

And keep your eye
on... oh! My stomach.

Joe? Joe, come in.

Mayday! Mayday!
This is Daisy Duke.

Daisy got on the horn
and raised in Bo and Luke.

Told them what was happening.

And to have an
ambulance meet them at

the Hazzard field, right away.

Daisy, this here is Luke.
Read you loud and clear.

We got all taken care
of. Bring him down easy.

This here's Luke Duke calling,
Hazzard ambulance. Come back.

So Daisy turned the plane
around and headed back

with the ailing Joe Ward.

And Bo and Luke
headed for the field.

Along with that ambulance

coming from Tri-County Hospital.

Only in Hazzard could
a simple crop-dusting

get so complicated.

- Thanks!
- Joe

'Careful.'

Oh, am I glad to see you guys.

Careful. Oh, my goodness.

When you work
in a farm for a living

crop-dusting is a
serious business.

Joe was real worried

about the people who
were counting on him.

Everything's gonna be alright.

Oh, it ain't. There's
no farmer in Hazzard

who's not dependent
on me to dusting field.

I don't know when
I'll be back to work.

They can call Capitol city
and get somebody else to do it.

Can't. All the other
dusters are booked solid.

Besides, without my job how
am I gonna make all the payments

for my new plane?

- Not to mention doctor bills.
- I'll tell you what.

I'll fly the plane, Bo
and Luke will make up

the mixture for the crop duster.

- We can do that -
What are friends for?

Just get better at the hospital,
we'll take care everything.

Thanks, you guys. You don't
know how much it means to me.

Take care of him, huh.

We better go check
the schedule and see

who gets dusted tomorrow, huh?

You got your work
cut out for you.

- You better hold me up though.
- You alright?

I was scared.

The dukes were soon to
learn that the farm to get dusted

the next day had been
bought up by old Boss Hogg.

And as soon as the dust settled

Boss was planning on
dusting them off in return.

I know that money
doesn't grow on trees.

But I can't figure out
how you planning on

growing a bunch of greenbacks
on a field that grow nothing.

Yeah, that's 'cause you
work by the sweat of your brow

while I work by the
sweat of my brains.

- Oh.
- It's simple, simpleton.

'I'll tell ya how it's done.'

'Joe Ward is supposed to
crop-dust my field tomorrow.'

- 'Right' - 'Yeah.'

'So I've hired these two
fellas here, to make sure that'

the crop dusting mixture
is salted first with lye.

With lye! Are you kidding, boss?

You put lye on that field
and it will grow nothing

it'll k*ll everything.

Well, of course, it
will k*ll everything.

- Ha ha ha.
- You wont.

- That's the whole idea.
- Oh, I don't get that.

Alright, here is how it works.
I plant some worthless seeds

in these acres, I
picked up at $ a piece.

Right.

And then I collect three
times as much from

Joe Ward's Insurance Company
for ruining my potential crops.

'Oh, cunning.'

- There's one thing wrong.
- Yeah?

That you haven't figured it out.

See, if Ward is in the hospital

you've got Daisy Duke
flying that crop duster.

Yeah, I know and
that's all the better.

All the better because Joe
Ward's Insurance Company

is still responsible, ain't it?

Yeah.

Plus, I can sue the
Dukes on top of it.

Sue the Dukes? Why would
you wanna sue the Dukes?

- Oh.
- They ain't got nothing.

- Yeah, they gotta farm, right?
- Yeah.

- And they've got crops.
- Right.

- They've got vehicles.
- Right.

'Well, I'm gonna take
everything they own.'

'See you boys, later.'

Just don't forget our
thousand buck, Hogg.

'Don't you worry, man. I won't.'

Come on, Hector.

Time to get back to the
hotel wash up for supper.

I sure wish we'd have
gotten our money up front.

That Hogg's gotta rip
for being a real chiseler.

Yeah, well... that's why I
made this here little tape.

He ain't about to cheat
us out of what's ours.

As long as we've got
this recording of him

and the sheriff of his.

Oh my goodness.

Well, thank you very much, doc.

Yeah, I'll keep in
touch. Thank you.

Well, listen to this.

Joe was having appendicitis
up there in the plane.

They operated on him and he

is gonna be laid up
for about a week or so.

- He is gonna be fine.
- Great.

Isn't that some thing.

Well, that's one worry
off the Dukes heads.

But come next
morning, another one

was just getting started.

Them guys were dumping
poison in the mixture

just like Boss ordered.

Hey, look at those
guys over at Joe's plane.

- 'What are they upto?'
- 'We intend to find out.'

'Once you check the plane
and we'll go talk to him.'

Daisy, we'll get after them.

We're gonna figure out
what's going on here.

Now General Lee
can eat up the miles.

And is a match for
the best on wheels.

But Percy and Hector had
too much of a head start.

When the road that Bo and
Luke was chasing them on

split into two forks

they followed the
wrong one... naturally.

sh**t, they lost you.

Dang it. I could've
sworn they came this way.

Well... looks like we ain't
gonna get the answers

to none of them questions now.

'Lost Sheep this is Bo Peep.'

Yeah, go ahead, Bo
Peep. You got Lost Sheep.

'Everything looks
fine with this plane.'

Alright, fellas, I'm gone.

Naturally, there was no
way, Daisy, Bo or Luke

could've known that
everything wasn't okay.

And Daisy was fixing to get
both feet in the milk bucket.

And ya'll know, this
wasn't about to be the last

they'd see of Percy and Hector.

You think, maybe, we ought
to hightail out of here and

have Hogg mail us our dough.

What for? Them fellas
back they didn't see nothing.

So, there's no way
they can prove anything.

Besides, they can't
go to the sheriff

or Boss Hogg and
complain, now can they?

'All that lye over
my freshly seeded'

'potentially valuable
future crops.'

Oh, shame, shame.

Hello Insurance
company. Goodbye, Dukes.

Oh, I love it. I love it.

Boss' plan was really
getting off the ground.

Or should I say, on it?

When you deal with bad eggs
like Boss, Percy and Hector

sometimes more than
one plan gets hatched.

Why have holes in our screen
doors, taking Hogg's handout.

We can make five to ten
times that much dough.

Like how?

Stealing that
crop-dusting plane.

'You know with that plane'

We can thr*aten
every farmer in Hazzard.

Sell them protection.

Just like the example we
say we set with Boss Hogg.

Spraying their fields with lye.

Yeah, that's right.

Heck I forgot you
could fly a plane.

There's one thing about crooks

doing business
with other crooks.

You sometimes get a whole
lot more than you bargained for.

Trouble is a lot of innocent
people pay the price

like the Dukes and
good folks of Hazzard.

What do you reckon
them fellas was up to?

Uncle Jessie, I have no idea.
That plane was right as rain.

Would you look at this.

Bad news, bad news.

- Come on.
- Yeah, right.

Alright, you Dukes.

You did it this time.
You really did it.

- We did?
- No, they did.

That means I'm holding
all of you responsible.

All of you.

On account of
you ruined my farm.

You've destroyed
my potential crops.

- By crop dusting them with lye.
- But that's a lie.

That's exactly what
he said. It was lye.

Rosco, that's not what I meant.

Wait a minute.
This is, too possible.

Them two guys
at the landing strip.

That's right. We was
wondering what they was doing.

I bet they was mixing
lye in with the pesticides

so Daisy would
spray on your property.

- Boss, it ain't our fault.
- I don't know about that.

And I don't know
nothing about no fellas

mixing anything with anything.

What I do know is that
you sprayed my field.

Daisy Duke you sure did and
I'm holding you responsible

along with Joe Ward.

So, here are the legal papers,
and they are serving Ward and

all you Dukes for all
the damage you done.

Hold on a second. We ain't
even seen your property.

How do we know if
there's any damage?

Even if it's true you
gotta give us time to prove

that we weren't at fault.

'Take all the time you want.'

Meanwhile, while
you're taking your time

I'm going to take your vehicles,
your plane and this here farm

as collateral against
what you owe me.

- Rosco.
- Yeah.

- Impound everything in sight.
- Everything.

That's right ya'll, now,
you heard the man.

He wants everything.
Just give it to him.

- Here you go.
- Ah, oh, wait.

Aye!

Give me my hat. Where's my hat?

You give me my hat.

No, no, no, no.

- Hot pursuit.
- No, no, no, no.

Come on.

They're gaining on
us you better step on it.

Alright, alright. I'm
going as fast as I can.

- Luke!
- Oh, God.

Hang on.

You know, riding with Bo
and Luke would be every bit

as exciting as wing
walking with Daisy.

- Oh, come on.
- Don't worry, Boss, I see it.

I ain't worried
about you seeing it.

I'm worried about
you hitting it.

You really got it. Didn't
you? Serves you right.

Here they come.

'How did he do that?'

'All that practice
he's been having

'chasing us around Hazzard
must have done some good.'

Ain't that them Dukes
heading this way?

Yeah. That's them alright.

'And that sheriff's
right on their tail.'

It's that car from the airfield.

Let's go and get 'em.

Push it an extra.
Come on, struggle.

Them Dukes turned
around. They're following us.

'Yeah that's sheriff
is still behind them.'

Don't worry about
a thing till I tell you.

You better start telling me
because here they come.

Come on, you. Come on, come on.

Well, what do you
know. I got an egg.

Now, it just so happened
that the patrol car

number two with
Enos at the wheel

was on patrol making
the backwoods safe.

What in the world is happening?

Ain't no doubt that
given half a chance

the General can catch or
b*at anything on the road.

And this time was no exception.

There's the truck
again, watch it.

Hey.

Makes you as mad
as a wet hen, don't it?

You got 'em.

Watch it! Watch it. Hold! Hold!

Ah!

Oh, oh, no. No, no.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute here.

These were the guys that were
messing around with the plane.

They are also the fellows who
put the lye with the pesticides.

Possum on a gum bush.

Now why'd we wanna
do a thing like that for?

- Why don't you tell us?
- Oh, no, no.

They don't have
to tell you nothing.

- No.
- Now why should they?

'I mean, this is just some story
that you Dukes have cooked up'

'to get yourself and
Joe Ward off the hook.'

It is not, Boss.
It's the dang truth.

- Well, have you got any proof?
- Yeah, right here.

- How's that?
- Yeah.

- Oh!
- Yeah.

- Will that do it for you?
- How's that for proof?

Well, now, ain't no law
against having a few bags of lye

in your trunk.

Well no law at all.

If there's enough you can
arrest them on suspicion.

You got three witnesses
saw him at the airfield

before Joe's plane took off.

Ah, listen, wait a minute.

You can't convict nobody...
without concrete evidence.

We'll get you concrete
evidence, we'll also find out who

is at the bottom of this.

Are you gonna arrest 'em or
we gonna make a citizen's arrest?

You can't make
a citizen's arrest.

Oh, yes. They can, sir.

I learnt... beg your pardon, sir,
but I learnt that on Metro Squad

anybody can make
a citizen's arrest.

So you gonna cuff him
and stuff him or do we?

Well, alright, alright, alright,
go ahead, do it, Rosco.

We'll just add... false-arrest
suit to all them other lawsuits

that these Dukes
are gonna be wearing.

- Come on, Bo - Alright, just..

Wait a minute, Enos.
Here just take this, will you?

Alright. Now, go on, go
on. Get back on the road.

You two, come on.

False arrest? What the
heck is Boss talking about?

For some reason he is determined
to pin this whole thing on us

instead of on those guys.

'Unless this is
one of his scams.'

Don't make any sense.

Oh, sh**t. Let's get
Daisy back to the field.

Alright.

Come on, come on, come on.

Listen, I'm gonna tell you.

You boys are dumber
than Rosco here.

By leaving all that lye in the
trunk of your car for evidence.

Now, them Dukes ain't
gonna quit till they find out

what's going on.

You see there is
flaw in the slaw.

You know, talking
about a citizen's arrest.

That would tie my hands.

Well, you better find a way
to untie them, real quick.

'Cause we got a little tape, of
you two making the deal with us.

What?

Unless you want us
playing it for everybody.

I, I don't believe you.
Let me see the tape.

'We're not dumb enough
to carry it around with us.'

You just gonna have
to take our word for it.

Or take your chances.

You try anything
like arresting us

and that tape gets
mailed to the State Police.

- Alright, alright.
- Oh!

Alright, alright, we're going.

We were going. Just, excuse me.

Percy and Hector had Boss
and Rosco over both barrels.

And they had no choice but
to let their prisoner's escape.

Them two is as slick as
two eels in a lard bucket.

Meanwhile the Dukes
had more crop-dusting to do

before digging into Boss' scam.

The trouble was...
them two slicks

were getting their own
little scam off the ground.

- Hey, what's that?
- 'It's them fellas.'

- 'It sure is.'
- 'Stealing his plane.'

I thought those guys
were supposed to be in jail.

Yeah, they were supposed to be.

Let's go find out
why they're not.

As Bo, Luke and Daisy set
out for Hazzard and a little talk

with Boss and Rosco.

Hector and Percy was
using an old World w*r Two

abandoned
emergency landing strip

for their new business venture

which is gonna
really surprise Boss.

When he paid them off he thought

that they were gone for good.

Enterprising, ain't they?

- You know, Rosco.
- What?

I can tell you how relieved I am
that Percy and Hector are gone.

Oh.

If they really did have a tape.

I think they
could've blackmailed

you and me from
now till kingdom come.

- That's true but they've gone.
- Yeah.

So don't you worry your
fat little head about it.

So lie there and relax and think

of all that money
you're gonna collect.

Not to mention the Duke farm.

Oh, yes, then the Duke farm.

- And the General Lee.
- And the General Lee.

You know something
that General Lee

I'll be glad to get my
hands on that one.

I'll take it down to the crusher

I'm gonna yank it down
here. And I'm gonna give...

- Boss. We want to talk to you.
- Who's there?

Didn't you read the
sign on that door?

It says "Private."

Well, the badge on
his shirt says "Sheriff."

That means he
is a public servant.

We're the public ain't we?

Yeah, and if you are public
servant how come them crooks

are running free after
they stole Joe's plane, huh?

'Well... oh, really?'

- Listen.
- Yeah.

I knew they they had the tapes.

I didn't know they
had Joe's plane.

- What tapes?
- None of you business.

None of your business.

What do you mean it's
none of our business?

We promised Joe we'd take
care of his plane and his contracts.

That makes it our business.

Especially since you're suing
us for something we didn't do.

And them fellas did do.

Not to mention what we came
in here for in the first place.

We made a citizen's arrest
and those guys are runnin' free.

Now, what's going on, Rosco?

They are running free,
uh, because they escaped.

That's why they
are running free.

- Oh, Rosco.
- Well, that's the truth.

- I'll bet.
- Well...

If they escaped then why you
here pushing Boss' fat around.

- Now, that's personal.
- We put out an APB on them.

But let me just remind
you Dukes of something.

Them fellows are suspect...
but now with their car

and all them circumstantial
evidence gone.

You citizens haven't got
much of a case against them.

That's right. Not
even a eenie-teeny bit.

What about them
stealing the plane?

- What do you call that?
- I call that hearsay evidence.

- Hearsay evidence.
- Wait a minute.

We saw them to do with our
own eyes. What do you call that?

I call that eye-say evidence.

'Everything is just
back to the way it was.'

Joe Ward and you Dukes
are financially responsible

for damage you done to my farm.

And unless you can
find some proof otherwise

I'm going to sue
the pants off you.

That's right we're
gonna sue the p..

Alright, we'll find your
dang proof, come on.

I just want to say one
thing to you, Rosco.

I can't believe you
been a sheriff...

- He ain't worth the time.
- Out, riffraff.

- Ain't that good news, Rosco?
- That... it is?

- Yeah, yeah.
- What?

Well, well, that Percy
and Hector stole that plane.

Well, them stealing the plane
is nothing about to laugh about.

Oh, dodo, that means they must
be miles away from here by now.

Oh!

And that means, them
Dukes ain't got a prayer

in Hades to find any proof of
them fellas were working for me.

Oh!

Yeah, all they're gonna
find is one big fat lawsuit.

One big fat... speaking of fat.

- On the table.
- Ah! Wait a minute.

Alright.

While Rosco was
working Boss over.

Percy and Hector were
starting to work over

the good farmers
of Hazzard county.

Protection? From what?
What do I need protection from?

Hector... wanna give our
friend here a little demonstration?

Now, you see that was flour
that just dusted your field.

Could have been something worse.

Like that lye that fell all
over Boss Hogg's farm.

You check with him.

And I'll be back for that
first protection payment.

'Ya'll I think we better tell
Joe what happened, don't you?'

Oh, with that poor
fellow in the hospital

getting over an operation?

Daisy's right. Wouldn't
do no good to worry him.

What we got to do is find the
plane, and catch them fellas.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.

- You out there come back.
- This is Bo Peep, Uncle Jessie.

- What's up?
- That's what I'd like to know.

What'd you find out
about Joe's plane?

Them fellas stole it.

Heaven knows where it is
or where they are by now.

I'll tell you where they are.

They're right here in Hazzard
running a protection racket.

'Now something just happened.'

'You better get over here
right away. Where are you?'

We're coming round
the corner right now.

I just got a phone
call over there

from them fellas and they're
running a protection racket.

- Right here in Hazzard.
- What?

Jesse told them how his
phone been ringing off the hook

with farmer's calling to
ask if Hector and Percy

had paid the Duke farm a visit.

And the threats these
fellas had been making.

Hey, remember the tape
that Rosco mentioned?

Maybe these guys
got something on Boss

and they are holding it
over his head or something.

Could be.

Sure, seems like them crooks
are just doing their own thing.

You know, unless
they're stopped.

Not only Joe Ward and
us stand to lose everything

but every farmer
in Hazzard county.

We know they're still in
the county somewhere.

- All we gotta do is find them.
- Let's go.

I'm going.

Going after? What? I'll follow.

The Dukes all took off
looking for Percy and Hector.

And Ol' Joe Ward's stolen plane.

- Alright, there, I'm dressed.
- Alright, now.

Oh, wait a minute. What do
you think you're doing there?

I'm glad you're here.
Take this little dude here.

That's a Chinese thing.

Put that on my shoulder and
get that vapor lock out of there.

Wait a minute. You
were doing that to me.

- I ain't suppose to...
- Hogg, Sheriff.

Selfish to the core.

Them fellas the Dukes
said was responsible

for the lye dropped
on your farm...

Lye? That's lies, all lies.

Not according to
all the phone calls

I've been getting at the head
quarters from the farmers.

They got Joe Ward's plane
and threatening everybody

to pay up or get the
same thing you got.

- Are you kidding?
- They can't do that.

- They are.
- Well, they gotta be stopped.

I mean if there is one
thing I will not tolerate

is anyone hurting
any of my constituents.

Alright, Rosco. You
get out there with Enos.

And you bring in them
polecats on the double.

- Alright.
- Yes.

Wait, wait, just a pea-pickin'
minute, here Boss.

'What?'

What about the tape, you know?

If Enos or the Duke
boys get to that...

Oh, the tape!

- I forgot about the
tape - Yeah, I know.

Alright, we got to get
the tape. Wait a minute.

The Hotel. Yeah, they said
they were staying at the hotel.

Didn't they? The Hazzard Hotel?

Alright, come on. We just
gotta get out to that place.

Turn it inside out and upside
down till we find that tape.

'Daisy, you and Uncle
Jessie cover and possible spot'

'they might have
that plane is stashed.'

'We're gonna head
over to the Hazzard field.'

'Seems like they'd be
smarter to keep the plane there'

'wouldn't they?'

That plane engine
don't run on air.

- They have to fuel up sometime.
- That's right.

And the only place they
can get it is at Hazzard field.

- Yeah, well that makes sense.
- You got that right.

Yes, sir.

Bo and Luke's idea made
all the sense in the world.

Problem was
getting there in time.

Come on, hurry it up.

You got two, three more farms
to hit before the day is over.

Ah. Take it easy.
Take it easy. This is it.

Dang, we got company.
It's them Duke boys again.

Right on time. Let's go get 'em.

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Hit it. Let's move.

'When we get around
that next bend up there'

'when I say stop you stop.'

'Okay, stop!'

Alright, when I say go, go.

Go!

You know, friends quicker
than a New York minute..

I figure Bo and Luke

are gonna get very put
out at them two dudes.

- You alright?
- I think so.

I guess them fellas'
folks never taught 'em

not to play with matches.

They never told 'em not
to play with Dukes either.

Let's go get 'em.

I'll be parking on
the wrong side.

Watch out for them
movers, will you.

Let them get it out of the
way. After all I'm the sheriff.

That's the idea. Stop
here. Get in there...

While Percy and
Hector were pursuing

a new career in agriculture,
Roscoe set out to pay

their hotel room a little visit
and to search for that tape

while Boss waited for
him in the patrol car.

Well, it was a short wait.

Look out.

Not 'cause he found
the tape right away..

But 'cause he found
the wrong room.

- Rosco.
- What?

- Oh, Rosco, how dare you?
- Oh, it's expired.

What are you doing?

- I'm giving a ticket...
- Oh, no you're not.

You gotta get
back in that hotel.

- Okay. Wait a minute.
- You gotta get that tape.

- That was horrendous.
- No, go ahead. Leave me.

I'll just go ahead.

I'm coming.

Yeah.

Jesse Duke here. sh**t
at your nic.., uh, dime.

And it's your farm. So
unless you want lye dumped

all over it, you tell them
nephews of yours to lay back

and mind their own business,
you read me, grandpa?

I ain't your grandpa and
I read you loud and clear.

Now listen if you think that...

I don't like repeating
myself and I don't intend to.

Well, now they've riled
Uncle Jesse. Which is right

up there with nude sky diving
and eating the rattle snake

head first when it comes to
things which you ought not do.

No, Rosco.

Meanwhile, Rosco was
not having much luck

finding the right room.

He always did have
trouble reading numbers.

Boss didn't get the tape but
he did get a bill for the damages.

'I lost my hat.
Oh, there it is.'

Well, that's.. I appreciate it.

Good grief.

Come on. Come on.

I'll go back in there
and knock him out.

When Bo and Luke
returned to the Duke farm

Jesse had simmered
down enough to tell them

about Percy and
Hector's telephone call.

Ah, sh**t, we gotta take
their seriously, Uncle Jesse.

They still got the plane.

Well, thr*at or no thr*at we
just can't sit idle and let Joe

and all the farmers in Hazzard
lose everythin' they own.

We gotta stop them
dead in their tracks.

We won't get any
back talk outta me.

The question is though,
how're we gonna force their hand

when they have all with cards.

Maybe take a page
outta their book.

What do you mean?

They got a tape on Boss,
let's get a take a tape on them.

But how we gonna find them?

I'll tell you what.
We let them find us.

Uncle Jesse, how many farmers
you think they ain't got to yet?

The rate they've been
going, three, four maybe more.

You think you'd get on the
phone and narrow down some?

I could find out.

Right, Daisy remember
that tape recorder you got

for Christmas last year?

- Sure.
- You know where?

- I do.
- We're gonna need it.

- What do we need it for?
- It's gonna work great.

Listen, there's just gotta
be some way of our getting

our hands on that
Percy and that Hector.

Well, the only way
you could do that

is to be a Hazzard farmer
and wait for them to call on it.

But you're place
already been hit, Boss.

That's right. Oh,
wait a minute, that's it.

- That's it. You got it.
- What?

Well, all we gotta do is
find out which farm hasn't

been hit on yet and
then we wait for our man.

Come on, lets get back to town

and check out that
list of complaints.

Friends, I do believe
there's soon to be

a collision confrontation.

Them two crooks just
left Moses Baxley's place.

They called Mr. Beemer and
he's expecting him at . .

- That'll give us much time.
- Let's go.

That's some good work, man.

Here we go.

The only people those guys
haven't get on is Ned Beemer.

That's right. So that's
where we nail him.

We gotta make sure that they
don't get the drop on you first.

What if they haven't
got the tapes on him?

- Then we're luck, ain't we?
- Yeah.

'Then we gotta keep them
from gettin' to those tapes.'

'Alright, lets go. Lets
get out there quick.'

Mr. Beemer, they ain't
never seen Uncle Jesse.

I think they'll think is you.

I don't know, you
think it will work?

Yeah sure it will, Daisy's
gonna hide that tape recorder.

I think it'll pick up the
whole conversation.

Now, all Uncle Jesse's
gotta do is get them to admit

to the whole racket.

And we got 'em dead right.

- I'll get my shotgun.
- Give me that pitchfork.

They're gonna get here any
minute. We better take cover.

- Best place to be in the barn.
- I think so.

Well, Percy and Hector were
showing up right on schedule.

And just like Luke figured

they didn't know
Jesse from Beemer.

And with that into their pitch..

- 'Mr. Beamer?'
- That's right.

I guess you've been
hearing about our protection

services from some of the other
farmers around Hazzard by now.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I heard, how you stole
Joe Wards' airplane.

'Arranged to have J.D.
Hogg's farms sprayed with lye'

and then went to all the other
farmers in Hazzard county

and told them to pay up or
they get the same treatment.

That's what I heard. That
about right too, ain't it?

You put it right down
where it's at old timer.

And now it's your turn.

'Five hundred bucks is the
price and you've got no worries.'

No five hundred
and all this place

is gonna be fit
to grow, is weeds.

If you're smart, you're
gonna fall into line

with all our other customers.

And if you're smart you're gonna
get your hands about as high

as they'll go coz'
Mr. Beemer right there

is about to blow you
into the next county.

'He's right, boys.'

Move it over
here just a little bit.

'Here comes J.D. and
Rosco. For once in their lives'

they got somewhere
at the right time.

- Did you get the tape?
- I sure did, Uncle Jesse.

Nice job too, huh?

Let me handle this.

- Oh, hello.
- Alright, what's going on here?

Well, well, well we were
just passing through.

- What a coincidence.
- There they are J.D.

And, Boss, we got a complete
confession on this here tape.

- You do?
- What happened to your farm?

Yeah, and stealing
the Ward plane?

And that protection
racket they was running?

I want you to take very
good care of this tape.

Ah, talking about tapes.

Da-da-da-da. Listen, I wouldn't
say another word if I was you.

On account of
anything you say now

can be held against
you in the court of law.

- That's right.
- Take them away, Rosco.

Boss, Rosco, hold on a second.
Ain't you gonna search him?

The last time they had a
whole car full of evidence.

Listen here. Am I
the sheriff or am I not?

I'll search him
when I get ready.

While you're at it,
see if you can find that

protection money and
give it back to the people?

'And before he's charged of
grand theft, where's the plane?'

It's out at that old world
w*r two training strip.

Yeah, alright, now you
know. Come on lets go.

Get them in there. Come on.

Boss, Rosco, one other thing.

No escapes this time, right?

Well, no siree, Bob.

Well, that takes care of that.
Come on, we've got work to do.

I'm telling you! You
really did it up to this time.

You know, this little tape
could put you both away

for five or ten years.

And the one we've got
could do the same for you.

So... what say we swap?

Alright, alright. But
on one condition.

Everybody gets his money back.

- It sounds fair to me.
- Alright, here.

Boss must be turning soft.

Time was when he'd had them
two slicks paying him for the tape.

What are you
boys trying to pull?

Looks to me like
they done pull the g*n.

That's right.

Now pull over this
side of road, sheriff.

Don't y'all try no funny stuff.

Turn them gumballs off.

- Pull up, right here.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Out. Both of you.

Wait a minute, I mean there is
someway we can work this out.

- You just work yourself out.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, alright.

'Move now.'

You just.. You're
serious about this.

Wait a minute.

Don't scuff that vehicle.
That's my sixth one this month.

Listen here, let's
talk. Let's talk, huh?

Bye, Hogg. Nice
doin' business withcha.

Now wait a minute.

Come on, we're gonna have
to hoof it. Come on, we'll walk.

Hope they don't use the siren.

How many miles are
we gonna have to go?

Well, it's about eighteen.

Oh, damn it! My
feet are all writhing.

It's only nine miles a piece.

Both the elevators seem okay.

Yeah.

Ailerons alright. No harms done.

Great.

Yeah, we better fly
back to Hazzard then.

We've gotta lot of work to
catch up. Come on, let's go.

Hey, Uncle Jesse, why
don't you go back with me?

Daisy, if it's all
the same to you

I'm gonna stay
here on the ground.

Believe it or not, I feel
safer in the General Lee.

- That will be the day.
- That's what I say.

- 'Oh, boy.'
- 'Come on. Get in there.'

- Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye.

Bye, Daisy!

See you everybody!

Well, as Daisy took
off in Ward's plane

Boss took off his shoes,
and massaged his aching feet.

Ugh! Oh! My foot!

Look. Oh, my! Oh, my!

You know, it's all your fault.

- What?
- This fix we're in.

Yeah, I mean couldn't you
have checked on them crooks

for weapons?

Well, listen maybe
you'll be more selective

on the type of crooks
you do business with.

Let's not b*at it to death.

Fact is we gotta get
ourselves back to Hazzard.

- Figure a way out of this.
- Go on back to Hazzard.

- Da, da, da.
- What, what, what?

- No no no.
- No no?

- No. Da, da, da.
- You need..

- Oh, good grief!
- Come on, come on.

This is humiliating. Oh, boy!

That way. Come on. Come on.

That's very good.
You're doing a good job.

Did you ever think of dieting?

Watch it! Watch it!

As Rosco gave Boss
a lift back to Hazzard

Percy and Hector were high
with the sweet smell of success.

'Lost Sheep, Bo Peep
callin' you. Are you out there?'

You got Lost Sheep.
Come on back, Bo Peep.

There's something
kinda funny going on here.

Rosco's car's headed
for the county line

'instead of going back
to Hazzard County.'

That sure sounds strange.

Hey, I'll tell you
what's even stranger.

Boss and Rosco ain't in the car.

They're standin' in the
middle of Hazzard lane.

Well, that's gotta be
them same two fellas.

Rosco's car is headed
to the county line

'on Highway , fellas. Over.'

Yeah, - , Daisy.

- You heard the lady. Let's go.
- I'm gonna cut cross country.

Sounds like the duster.

Probably letting them
Dukes know where we are.

Step on it hard.

Daisy, we're looking all
over, but don't see 'em.

That's because they're still a
couple of miles ahead of you.

That's a pretty far to go.

Even with the General.

If only we had something faster.

Nothing faster than the
General. You know that.

I wonder if that rope ladder's
still on that crop duster.

What.. Oh, no, you kiddin'!

I'd do it if I wasn't
driving. You know that.

Sure you would, wouldn't you?

Call her.

Daisy, look, I
don't think it's there

but, uh, why don't
you check and see

if that rope ladder Joe
used to use for stunts

is in the plane?

Hold on.

'Yeah, it's here.'

Great.

Uh, listen, Daisy, why don't
you fly over General Lee

and drop that
ladder, and fetch me?

Now wait a minute, Bo, I
hope you're not thinking

of doing what I hope
you're not thinking of doing.

Are you crazy?

Bo, you wanna break that
dang fool neck of yours? No way!

Daisy, now, just come
on over, and do it, alright.

- I can't do it.
- Just come on do it, alright.

You just better know
what you doin', young man.

Here she comes.

- Now, be careful.
- Yeah.

Them Dukes gotta be
whacked out of their minds.

Whack him right out of the sky.

Give me that g*n!

What the..

He made it!

Luke, Bo's alright. Bo's
alright, Uncle Jesse!

Great!

Phew! That was the easy part.

Gonna try and slow 'em down.

Well, now, that's what
I call a winged victory.

Bo put out a call for Enos.

- Here she comes.
- Hey.

After the Dukes made
sure that all the farmers

in Hazzard County
got their money back

they kept both tapes

to make sure Boss not
only dropped his charges

against them and Joe Ward

but made sure that
Boss planted something.

After all, Boss had a contract
with old Ward to dust his farm

for the rest of the
season at double the price.

That was okay for Joe, who
was real happy to get back.

So if anyone out there
is interested in farming

come to Hazzard,
see how they do it.

It's a real great place to go.

Especially a family...
like the Dukes.