06x12 - Cooter's Girl

[bunniefuu]

'Yee-haw!'

Now, wheels ain't the only
thing fascinating to a Duke.

Old Luke had glider
training in the Marines.

So, he and Bo, decided
to switch vehicles

with their buddy Darcy.

Now, everybody knows that
they can make the General fly.

Looks to me, like they
can make anything fly.

Ain't this something?

Will you look at that?

Them cars down
there look like a bunch

'of little wind-up
toys, don't they?'

What was that?

'Pickup truck ran
that car off the road.'

- Well, let's head back.
- Alright.

Take her on back down
there to the airstrip, Lucas.

Now, ain't that like a Duke?

They'll even stop in midair
to help somebody in trouble.

- Let's fly.
- We just finished flying.

- Howdy, ma'am. You alright?
- Yes, thank you.

Uh, I can't budge my car and
well, I have to get to Hazzard.

sh**t, we'll have
you outta here in a jiffy.

I'm Bo Duke, and this
fellow is my cousin Luke.

I'm Nancylou Nelson.

Well, your name's just as
pretty as your hair, and you.

Listen, we noticed your
plates were Alabama.

- What brings you to Hazzard?
- I'm looking for someone.

Tell us who, maybe
we can help you.

Do you know Cooter Davenport?

- Sure, he's our buddy.
- Do you know where to find him?

I've gotta see him.
It's real important.

Right now, it's break time.
He'd be over at the Boars Nest.

We'll help push you outta here,
and then you can follow us over.

- I'd appreciate it.
- Alright, go on.

I wonder how she knows Cooter.

What do you suppose,
old Cooter's been up to?

Hey, hurry up with that beer.
Bob, our guests are thirsty.

Hi, honey. Could you
point us to one J.D. Hogg?

I'm sorry, he ain't here.
He's at his office in town.

- Thanks. Come on, Buck.
- Here, Uncle Jesse.

Oh, hey, fella, that's for my
Uncle Jesse. I'll get you one.

Hey, you're a bit slack on
your manners, ain't you, friend?

She said, that's
Uncle Jesse's beer.

Oh, that's alright,
Coot, don't..

- Let's have it.
- You want it? You got it!

'Hey, knock it off, Buck.'

Fellas, stop fighting!

Whoo!

- Here you are.
- He should be inside.

Luke, hear something?

- Knock it off.
- Cooter, get off.

Get off him! Let's go!

Hang on here a minute.

Come on, now, get
off. Get off. Knock it off.

Hold on. Hold it, now.

What's the matter?
What is the matter now?

Would you stop
it? What is wrong?

- He was messing with Daisy.
- Take it easy.

Messing with Daisy?
That's my cousin...

- Bo!
- What?

- What're you doin'?
- Hey!

Quit it, now!

- Get him out of here.
- Sunday punch.

- You alright, Cooter?
- Yeah, I reckon, may be.

- You're Cooter Davenport?
- Yes, ma'am, the one and only.

Yeah, this little lady
was looking for you.

We brought her on in.

- What can I do for you?
- You're my father.

Well, I sure didn't
figure on that, did you?

- Nancylou?
- That's right.

Why?

I mean, when did you..

I turned last week
and... mama told me

'bout you two gettin' married.

And... how her
parents broke it up..

'cause you were so
wild and always fighting

and gettin' in
trouble and stuff.

Well, you know, we-we were
kids back then, in high school.

Mama was right.

I never should've come. She
said you probably hadn't changed.

Now, listen, Nancylou.

You're making a
mistake here, hon.

- Cooter didn't start the fight.
- I didn't wanna believe it.

'Look, I came here
because I had this dream.'

I was hoping I had a
father I could... look up to.

Maybe, even love.

Nancylou. Nancylou.

- He may need some help.
- Hey, Cooter.

Nancylou.

Listen here, Nancylou, if..

- That was your daughter?
- Yeah.

- We didn't know about her.
- Oh, yeah.

You know, back when I
wasn't no more than a kid

me and old Beverly Hibbs ran
off and got married one weekend.

Uh, but her folks had
that annulled, I thought.

Yes, sir, they did. I was kinda
bitter about that for a while.

Fact is, I was kind
of rambunctious.

Well, anyhow, her folks
took her off to Alabama

and, uh... later on, I found
out she'd had a little baby girl.

Our daughter.

How come you didn't
tell us about her?

Ah, I never told nobody.
See, Beverly got remarried.

I figured, best she
didn't know about me.

Wouldn't be no
pressure on her that way.

It wouldn't tear her apart.

She's growed up
into a fine, young lady.

'First time the girl
sees her daddy... '

I'm in the middle
of a bar-room brawl.

But that wasn't
your fault, Cooter.

- She don't know that.
- Tell you what, Cooter.

'Why don't you head back'

and get cleaned up and
just settle yourself down a bit.

Me and Bo will see if we
can talk to her a little bit.

Yeah, I'd really appreciate
that, Lucas, but... I don't think

that gal wants to see me again.

We ever let you down before?
We'll bring her back, talkin'.

Get in the back, Bo.
I'm coming with you.

Cooter... you're a great guy.

And I'll tell you, when
she gets to know you

she's gonna be so proud.

Well, folks, it sure was..

Meanwhile, back in
town, old Boss Hogg

was milking the latest
fad in another scam

to make some filthy lucre.

Remember, if your flesh
is hanging in mounds

lift your legs, and
drop them pounds.

Here we go, everybody. Ready?

Exercise. It's one and a
two and a one and a two

and a one and a two
and a one and a two.

Oh, come on. Lift them
legs, Mrs. Crabtree.

'Come on, don't be
shy. Step, step, step.'

If your flesh is hanging
in mounds, lift them legs

and drop them pounds.

'And a one and a two
and a one and a two.'

And halt, one, two.

Alright, folks, while we're
catching our breath here

I wanna remind you all

that special Hazzard County
Health Week assessment

is now due and
payable, so pay up.

'Furthermore,
and in addition to it'

I want to bring to your
attention my special line

of Hogg Health
Products for what ails you.

Now, my assistants are
going to pass amongst you

selling these health products
at special cutthroat prices.

- 'Cutthroat... '
- I-I-I mean, cut-rate prices.

- Are you J.D. Hogg?
- 'Am I J.D. Hogg?'

Of course, I am.

Listen here, can I interest
you gentlemen in my special

% polyester, shrink-proof
Hazzard Health Week shirt?

No, but maybe, you can
sell us that fenced-in land

you've got up for
sale in Spruce Hills.

Spruce Hills! I'm unable to
get rid of that property for years.

Oh, I mean, I ain't taken a
bid on that property for years.

On account, I've been
waiting for just the right

kind of discriminatin'
customer to come along.

What were you planning
on using that for?

- A sheep ranch.
- It'll make a lovely ranch.

We were out looking
at it. It suits us fine.

Then, you noticed it had all
them fences around it already.

Listen, come in
to my office, boys.

We'll talk it over, see what
we can do. Alright, then.

- Hey, Rosco, Rosco.
- What?

'Start 'em exercising again.'

You know, if you
find you're overfed

clap your hands over your head.

Oh, that's my favorite one.

- Alright, everybody, shape up.
- Get 'em going.

Boys, come, right along.

Alright, now, we'll
begin with a little

knee exercises here.
Just to limber up, you know.

Alright, ready? Knees.

Now, y'all know the General
didn't have any trouble

catching up with
Cooter's daughter.

The Dukes were selling hard
to convince her to come back.

It ain't fair leaving without
knowing his side of the story.

It ain't fair to you,
either. You came this far.

Things ain't the way
it seemed back there.

Anybody can get
into a fight. We did.

And that ruckus back there,
that wasn't your papa's fault.

Well, Cooter's changed
since he's growed up.

He's become a
hard-workin', peace-lovin' man

and you'd learn that, too,
if you just got to know him.

What do you say?
Come into town with us?

I bet you'll be glad you did.

You folks, sure
must like my father.

We love him.

- Okay, I'll come.
- Alright, come on.

Hop in there and follow us.

I'll ride with you, if I may.

Getting a little old
to get into that thing.

I want you boys to notice
this. Look at these hinges.

One and two and stop.

Y'all did good. I'm proud
of you. You get to pass.

Mrs. Crabtree, you
can stop now, ma'am.

Mrs. Crabtree? Stop now.

- Well, get her to... stop her.
- Mrs. Crabtree, wait up, now.

She's gonna get a vapor lock.

Bring her on out
of here, would you?

Ma'am, you can stop now.

Mrs. Crabtree, stop now, ma'am.

This is Bo Duke to
Crazy Cooter, come back.

Crazy Cooter coming
back at you, come on.

Luke and me is headed
back towards town and we got

a little lady following us
close behind named Nancylou.

'And she's coming to
see you, good buddy.'

Hey, ya'll, I ain't quite
ready yet now, you know.

I don't even know what to say.

Cooter, just be yourself.
Everything will be just fine.

Tell you what, she's
right cute, ain't she?

Yeah, that's a big - .

Don't know how she got it.
Sure as heck ain't from you.

Listen, you get yourself ready.
We'll be there in minutes.

'We're gone.'

She does kind of favor me.

Particularly, around the eyes.

Old Boss was havin' a good day.

Doing his most favorite
thing, besides eating.

Selling something for cash.

Now, if everything
works out fine

one of these days, we might be
buying some additional property.

Oh, you might, eh?
Additional property?

Well, there's plenty of that.

Believe you me.

And now, gentlemen,
as you go out that door

I want you to know what
a pleasure it gives me

to welcome you as two
new cash-paying taxpayers

to Hazzard County.

And have yourselves a
good time... raising sheep.

J.D. Hogg, what a week.

You're getting healthy,
you're getting wealthy

and you always was wise.

A one, two, a one..

That tub of lard sure bought
our story about that sheep ranch.

If he finds out what
we really bought it for

he's gonna have a fit.

Well, now, let's
call our clients.

We got us a place to
dump their toxic waste.

While you call, I'll gas up.

Dumping toxic waste in Hazzard?

Well, friends, that's
like polluting paradise.

- The place ain't open.
- The pumps might be.

Buck. Hey, Buck, listen to me.
You caused enough trouble today.

Low profile, remember?

- Look, we need gas, don't we?
- Ah!

It's Morgan, but
I'll take care of it.

Hey, hang on there, buddy.

I reckon, y'all saw my
sign. We're closed up here.

You again?

You're gettin' to
be a pest, fella.

This here's a gas station.
So, we're taking us some gas.

Look, friend, I-I don't
want no more trouble.

- So just hang that up, will ya?
- O-oh, look at you.

All gussied up now, ain't you?

Cooter.

- Come on, now.
- Stop, please!

Talk about bad timing.

If it was raining soup

ol' Cooter's bowl
would be upside down.

Cooter, that was them two
fellas at the Boars Nest, wasn't it?

That's the same pickup that
ran Nancylou off the road.

What you got going
on with these fellas?

They were rimming off gasoline,
we got to scuffling around.

Look, why don't you and
me go over to the farm

and we'll fix everybody
a big, old country lunch

and the boys can get

this place straightened up
and then come join us, huh?

That sounds like a good idea.

And you two can
have a long talk there.

What'd you say?

- Okay.
- Come on.

Nancylou.

I just want you to know that
there ain't never a day gone by

that I ain't thought about you.

I'm really sorry that things
weren't different up here today.

Cooter, uh..

Listen, it ain't all..

Hey.

What do you make of that?

That boy must've dropped
it, while we was wrestling.

Look at all that cash.

There ain't no ID or driver's
license or credit cards.

Seems kind of funny, don't it?

Hey, Bo, let you and
me return this billfold.

It's a neighborly thing to do.

Maybe, we can figure
out what they gotta hide.

I'm gonna get cleaned up,
and y'all holler if you need me.

Alright, when we're done,
we'll come back and get you.

Don't worry, everything's
gonna be fine.

Morgan, you got to
control that temper of yours.

I don't want trouble while
we're setting up these dumpsites.

It's all part of our cover.

Ain't you heard? All
sheep ranchers are ornery.

Hang on.

'Yee-haw!'

- Somebody's following us.
- Them rubes in that orange car.

- Pull over, we wanna talk.
- Back off, I'm warnin' you.

Can you get past him?

I can't, but General Lee could
pass him with his eyes closed.

Okay, you yahoos
are asking for...

Just cool down a second.
We're trying to be neighborly

and return this billfold we
found at the gas station.

Don't worry, the
money's all there.

I'd like to thank you fellas.

You don't have to
thank us that way.

That gas jockey pal of
yours sure got a short fuse.

That's not the way we heard it.

What brings you boys
to Hazzard, anyway?

Not that it's your business

but we found us a
spread for a sheep ranch.

- Sheep ranch?
- 'Right.'

We're trucking in a nice-sized
herd of them little critters.

There's some real good
grazing around here.

You're bringing in
winter wool or long coat?

Long coat. I want to thank
you again for the wallet. So long.

You bet, take her easy.

Luke Duke, I didn't know you
knew anything about sheep.

I don't know much,
but they know nothing.

- What d'you mean?
- Long coat and winter wool.

- That's all bunch of malarkey.
- Why'd they want land for then?

I don't know. Let's
head back to Cooter's.

Dang it, I didn't get
their license number.

I did. Let's go.

Now, y'all know
that this all started

with the boys going
out for a glider ride.

I'm worried if Bo and Luke
keep thinking about Cooter

they're gonna miss the main
event, and I don't mean sheep.

Those two hayseeds
are getting awful nosy.

Yeah, and I don't
like it one little bit.

All those back orders for
toxic waste are piling up.

We gotta get our trucks rolling.

Yeah, well, you say
the word... they're gone.

I've told you a dozen times,
I don't want any trouble.

Low profile.

You know, maybe, I can get that

little blimp, J.D. Hogg
to give us a hand.

'Alright, alright, have
no fear, gentlemen.'

I'll give you protection.

I'll get them troublesome
Duke boys outta your hair.

I'll have 'em picking weeds
off the county highways

till the year .

Breaker, breaker.
This is J.D. Hogg

calling Rosco P. Coltrane..

And while Jesse and
Daisy was making Nancylou

feel at home, the boys
was back at Cooter's

where Luke was
calling a pal of his

in the Department
of Motor Vehicles.

An Atlanta plate and the
number is P-K- - - - .

Yeah, I suppose,
it's Fulton County.

How long?

Alright, alright. I'll talk to
you in an hour then, adios.

It'll take time to find out who
that pickup's registered to.

We got a lot of ground
to cover before then.

And it seems to me
that our buddy here

has got an awful
important lunch date too.

This might be the most
important couple of hours of my life.

I just hope and pray
it goes better this time.

Well, we're praying right
along with you, Cooter. Let's go.

And during all
this, them bad guys

was setting up their
secret toxic dumpsite.

Yeah, that's right, I
checked. Everything's all set.

And none of the locals are wise.

So, you can start
loadin' up them trucks.

Oh, I figure, they'd be
here in about three hours.

And then we can start dumping.

Now, the Dukes and their company

was dining in their
beautiful Hazzard outdoors

which is everywhere
you look in Hazzard.

And all of Hazzard was
fixin' to be in jeopardy.

Daisy, I'm tellin' you,
that was some fine lunch.

- Well, thank you, Cooter.
- We'll just go in to the house.

You two've got a
lotta talking to do.

- Yeah. You get all those, Luke?
- Yeah.

Everybody bring something.

I got the good end
of that deal, huh?

Y'all be good.

You know, Nancylou..

One thing we can't
change is the past.

'And I sure wish, things
had been different.'

Because, I'd have loved
to see you growin' up.

I just don't understand.

Then, why didn't you ever try
and come and see me or anything?

Back then, with things
the way they were

we just figured, it'd be
best if I weren't around.

When mama told me about you
two, all the things she remembered

the bottom dropped
out of everything.

I mean, she even said you
were in trouble with the law.

Now, your mama
was right about that.

I did get in some
trouble with the law

'but I never hurt
anybody, but myself.'

See, it wasn't
bad, it was just..

Wild.

Alright, well, I owe
you another one, Skip.

If you'd ever get out this way

I owe you enough beer
to float you back to Atlanta.

Alright. Take care
of yourself. Bye-bye.

- What did he say?
- Well, that's strange.

That pickup belongs to the
Swanee Transport Company.

Swanee Trans..

What would they want
property in Hazzard for?

You tell me.

Why would those
two dudes be making

up a story about
a sheep ranch for?

- Don't know.
- Enos and Rosco.

- I wonder what they want.
- I'm gonna stay here.

Where's your
spirit of adventure?

Must be something
about that fight.

- Now, don't worry..
- Alright!

Hold it, right there and freeze,
because you're under arrest.

What are you
talking about, Rosco?

Can't you see we're entertaining
a very special guest here?

'Well, then I would suggest,
that she choose better company.'

Now, I'm not just going
to cuff and stuff you boys.

I'm gonna haul you down
to the county work g*ng.

Wait a minute, Rosco.
What are the charges?

The charge is, an
as*ault at the Boars Nest

and it was made by
those new property holders

Mr. Collins and Mr. Morgan.

Now, wait a minute. That's
them phony sheep ranchers again.

You've got it wrong, Rosco.

They was the ones
that started the fight.

Bo and Luke broke it up.

Yes, siree, bob.
That's the way I heard...

Will you just hush?
Cooter, just hush it.

Alright, Bo and Luke,
you're under arrest.

I ain't letting you do
it. You got it wrong.

Cooter, if you don't back off

I'm gonna arrest you
for impeding a law officer.

Easy, Cooter. We'll handle this.

Everything'll be alright.

No. I was the one doing
the fighting, not them.

Yeah, you see there?
He was the one..

You? See? Did you hear it?
He confessed with his own lips.

That he was an assaulter too.

Okay, we'll cuff him
with the other two boys.

- 'Let's get on with it.'
- 'I'm sorry, fellas.'

'I'm gonna have to
read you your rights.'

"Y'all have the right
to remain quiet."

'If y'all give up... '

You needn't do that every time.

Wait, wait, wait!

We don't wanna end up in jail.

- We'll be back soon.
- 'Wait a minute.'

Wait a minute. Hey! I know
y'all didn't mean to do that.

They'll be back.

I just don't understand.

Nancylou is discovering
that life is sure

different in Hazzard,
than it is in Alabama.

I mean, I thought you
were all such nice people.

- Well, just a minute, now, we...
- But I heard the sheriff.

Bo and Luke are criminals,
and so is my father.

Nancylou, that just isn't right.

Y-you were at Boars
Nest and saw that fight.

You saw that Bo and
Luke broke it up, honey.

Yeah, listen. The law here
in Hazzard, it's different.

Hang on.

Hang onto your ears, Flash!

Why don't you cut through here?

Hot pursuit.

'Come on, General.'

Looks like they're alright.

- Let's hit it.
- Yes, sir.

I tell you, I ain't setting much
of an example as a father.

And here we're up on as*ault
charges. Fugitives on the run.

You seem to be forgettin',
you ain't done nothing wrong.

Look, we'll explain it to her.
I'm sure, she'll understand.

We keep wrangling
with them same two guys.

Now, I just know
they're up to something.

I'll tell you what. Why don't
we go over to that property

and see what they bought it for?

Alright.

This is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane

calling Commissioner
of Health, Hogg.

'You got your plump,
little ears on? Come on.'

This is J-J-J.D. Hogg, Rosco.
Alright, give me your report.

Boss, you sound sort of funny.
You sort of sound, woo-woo-woo.

Is anything wrong?

Yeah, well, I'm just
getting me a massage.

On account of
all that exercising

gave me these
terrible back pains.

'More important, did you
catch them Duke boys?'

'That's a negatory.
It's Enos's fault though.'

Them new property owners of mine

they ain't gonna
like this one bit.

'You keep after them
boys and don't show'

'your face around,
until you nail 'em.'

Over and out.

And meanwhile,
them illegal dumpers

had loaded up their first
shipment of toxic waste

and sent it speeding
off toward Hazzard

where the secret
dumpsite was all set up

ready to receive
the poisonous cargo.

You know, I ain't got
no patience for that.

This gully looks like a
good place for a dumpsite.

Our trucks should be here in
about another couple of hours.

We have about five miles left
before we get to that property.

Cooter, if it would
make you any happier

why don't you give
Nancylou a call.

- Tell her you're alright?
- I'm sorry, Daisy.

Look, I know y'all mean well..

And I appreciate
everything you done.

But I'm leaving. I'm
going back home.

Oh, no. Now, Nancylou.

Honey, you're all upset,
and it's a long drive back.

You spend the night,
and you share my room...

No.

My coming here, it
was all a big mistake.

Nancylou.

Uncle Jesse, she's so upset.

Nancylou. Listen, honey.

'Breaker, breaker. This is Crazy
Cooter calling the Duke farm.'

'Anybody home? Come on.'

Nancylou.

'Come on, breaker one. Crazy
Cooter calling the Duke farm.'

'Anybody got your ears
on there? Come on.'

Nancylou, are you there?
Anybody there? Come on.

It's a nice day. Maybe
they went outside

for a walk or something.

Don't worry. She's in the
best of hands. You know that.

Look, I never should have come.

I came because I had a dream
of what my real father was like.

- But I was wrong.
- You just hold on, Nancylou.

You don't know
what Cooter's like.

You're not here on
Sundays, when he picks kids

from the orphanage, and
takes them on a picnic.

'He helped save this farm when
we couldn't make the mortgage.'

Your daddy keeps everybody
in Hazzard on wheels.

- Whether they can pay or not.
- That's enough, Daisy.

I know, and I'm not
gonna say any more.

But I'm telling you, Nancylou,
you don't know your father.

If you wanna leave, go ahead.
I ain't gonna stop you, girl.

Daisy, that's enough.
Now, she's gonna have to..

She's gonna have to
make up her own mind.

I know.

You're right, Daisy.

I can't go.

I don't know what
my father's like..

But I do know, that he sure
has a lotta loving friends.

That he has, missy.
Now, I tell you what we do.

We knock on ol' J.D.'s door

and get him to drop
them as*ault charges.

- We'll take your Jeep, Daisy.
- That's right. Okay.

We were witnesses.
We'll get it knocked out.

Sure, we was there. Everybody
puts on their seat belts.

Here we go.

And as the toxic-waste trucks

was getting closer
to their destination..

Old Bo, Luke and
Cooter was already there.

And didn't even know
what they were looking for.

Storing it.

Morning.

How y'all doing?

You fellas read?

It's private property.
Be on your way.

Why, we just come
up here to talk.

We was looking for a
Mr. Collins or a Mr. Morgan.

You see, we're the
Hazzard welcome wagon

thought we'd welcome
our new neighbors.

They ain't interested.
And like I said

it's private property.
So back off!

Hey, we didn't
mean nothin' by it.

Yeah, we got no
problem with that.

If you wanna keep
your property private

that's your business, I guess.

- We're on our way.
- Yeah.

Nice chatting with y'all.

I'll drop you guys here and
take off. They'll think we left.

Right, we'll get across the
fence and nosy around a bit.

I'll lay you five to one that,
that ain't no sheep ranch.

Hey! Hold it right there.

Well, that didn't work.

Are you still running
around loose, plowboy?

Thought you'd been
arrested for as*ault.

Look, we was just looking to
buy a couple of head of sheep.

- You never get enough, do you?
- Uh-huh.

We're gonna do
this real legal-like.

We caught 'em trespassing.

We'll hand them over to
the sheriff on a silver platter.

- Hey, watch it.
- Look out!

Let's go.

- Come on, Bo.
- Alright. Hit it, Luke.

Sure blew that one.

Well, come on. I'm
gonna tell the boys to sh**t

those rubes on sight
if they come back.

We got those trucks
due, any minute now.

I don't want anyone around.

'Man, that was good timing.'

They're acting so suspicious,
something's gotta be going on.

'If we could only
get on the other side.'

Maybe, we can jump
General Lee over it.

No, even if we get in, there's
too much territory to cover.

What we gotta do is get up high.

- We could do it sailplaning.
- Sailplaning?

They're looking for us on
the ground not in the air.

Call Darcy and get
ourselves an aerial view.

Oh, that's nice.
That's real nice.

And look at this,
$ for them t-shirts.

And this one, $
for them sweatbands.

And all this for
Hogg Health Foods.

Oh, my, Hazzard Health Week
ought to come times a year.

- J.D. Hogg speaking.
- 'Hogg, this is Collins.'

Remember that additional
land I was gonna buy?

I certainly do.

- Well, you can forget it.
- What? Wait a minute.

I don't wanna forget it.
What's wrong? I'll fix it.

Well, you promised to
put those Duke boys away.

Well, they're still
running around loose..

And I've got an added charge
against them, trespassing.

- 'Trespassing?'
- Yes, and their good friend.

Scooter, Cooter,
whatever his name is.

Yeah, it's Cooter. Don't
worry, Mr. Collins. Just sit tight..

Collins got Boss so shook up
about losing the cash deals..

He took off after
the Dukes himself.

I'll attend to it.

Let's see here.

See? Sneak on old Rosco..

Rosco!

You showed your face here again,
and you ain't nailed them Dukes!

- What d'you think you're doing?
- This car is parked illegally.

- I'm gonna give it a ticket.
- Never mind about that.

- Wait a minute.
- Boss, Boss.

- We gotta talk to you.
- Daisy Duke, get outta my way!

- Boss!
- Just hold it, J.D.

I ain't got time to hold it. I
gotta go after them no-account

fugitive nephews
of yours. That's right.

- Now, out of my way.
- Boss!

Will you listen to me?
We were there, Boss.

We saw the whole thing.
They ain't guilty of as*ault.

And neither is my father.

- Well, who's your father?
- Cooter Davenport.

Cooter Davenport's your father?

This is another one
of your Duke tricks.

Outta my way.

Wait a minute. Listen, here.

I'm gonna file new charges
against all three of 'em.

You wanna know what they'll
be? Trespassing, that's what.

- Now, out of my way.
- Boss!

- I fooled you!
- Fooled you, fooled you.

Rosco, come on. We gotta
set a trap for them trespassers.

Oh, good. I love it.

That J.D. is like
trying to talk to a rock.

Hot pursuit.

At least, we know
one good thing.

They haven't caught
Cooter and the boys.

Yeah, but now they're
being accused of trespassing.

It just keeps getting worse.

'No, it ain't getting
worse, honey.'

Like I told you, that's
just Hazzard law.

It seems like it, but it ain't.

'Better tell the boys,
they're looking for them.'

- Give me the mic.
- There you go.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep

'Shepherd to Lost
Sheep. Come back.'

Yeah, this here's Lost Sheep.
Go ahead, Uncle Shepherd.

- How you boys doing out there?
- 'We're doing fine. Listen.'

We're gonna head to Darcy's.

We want to borrow his
sailplane, and get us an aerial look

'at what's going on in
that so-called sheep ranch.'

Well, J.D. and Rosco are
out looking for you boys.

'Thanks a lot, Uncle
Jesse. We appreciate it.'

- Could I speak to my father?
- Oh, sure.

Tell Cooter there's somebody
here wants to talk to him.

Go for it.

- Coot coming at you.
- Hi. This is Nancylou.

Hey, Nancylou.

Baby, I'm sorry, we
had to run out like that.

You know, we got
a lot to talk about

and I can't wait
to see you again.

I can't either.
Please, be careful.

Don't you worry.
We will. I'm gone.

Time was running out
on Cooter and the Dukes

and Hazzard's green
fields and lush forests

and sparkling streams.

Now, that's a thr*at.

There's been a change in plans.

We switched routes
to be on the safe side.

The trucks will be
coming in over those hills.

Morgan and I'll let 'em in.

They'll be here in an
hour, so be on your toes

for any sheep rustlers.

Cooter, once we're up, you
head for Spruce Hills, alright?

'And stay on channel ,
just in case we need you.'

'Over and out.'

That's a - .

Alright, here we go.

Hey, Luke.

Up ahead there is
that piece of land.

I recognize the
barb wired fence.

'I don't see nothing, but trees,
grass and gullies and hills.'

Hey, Luke. Look
off to the right there.

- Ain't that their trailer?
- 'That sure is.'

'They must've moved it
from the edge of the property.'

- 'Let's get closer.'
- 'Okay.'

- Hey, Luke?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, I feel it.
- What happened to the wind?

You're getting
down a little lower.

'Listen, you'll have to
land. Why don't you try'

'that clearing there,
right next to the camper?'

- 'Alright.'
- Want me to take over?

No, I think I can handle
it. Cover me, though.

'Alright. I'm right behind you.'

- 'Come on, baby.'
- 'You got it.'

'It's kind of smooth
with no wind.'

'It's going down a lot faster
than we're going forward.'

'Just land it better than
you do the Lee sometimes.'

'Alright.

Ha!

- 'Alright.'
- 'How about that?'

A semi-professional job. I
couldn't have done better.

Yeah, well, you said you
wanted to see the property.

- Let's take a look around.
- Come on, out here.

I don't know how
Darcy fits in that.

Let's look in the camper.

The boys better hurry.

The bad guys' trucks
are only miles away..

And coming on fast.

Nothing so far.

Luke.

Take a look at this.

They got enough
dynamite in this here box

to blow Hazzard all
the way to Hatchapee.

Got a bunch of
invoices over here.

Swanee Transport Company again.

You're kidding.

Holy smoke!

They're from chemical companies
wantin' to get rid of waste.

You mean, they don't want
nothing to do with no sheep.

They're gonna turn
Hazzard into a waste dump?

You got that right.

- You ain't gonna answer that?
- What we got to lose?

Collins here.

Yeah, right.

Mm-hm.

I heard that.

Talk to you later.

What did he say? Was it bad?

Said them trucks
are minutes away

and he wants them
unloaded as fast as possible

so they can get back,
'cause there's more coming.

We can't let 'em do that.
Luke, we gotta stop them trucks.

We can't stop 'em,
unless we find 'em first.

- We gotta get back in the air.
- I'll call Cooter to tow us.

Alright. Have him jump
the General in here.

I wanna build up a little
surprise here for them guys.

Lost Sheep calling
Crazy Cooter. Come back.

Crazy Cooter coming
back at you. Come on..

And so, Bo told Cooter
what was happening

and what he had to do.

Well, I'm down and gone.

He has to jump a fence in a car?

Don't worry, Nancylou.
Your daddy's a great driver.

I'll tell you what else,
General Lee's a great flyer.

- It's gonna be alright, honey.
- Turn that switch on for me.

- There you go.
- Jesse Duke calling J.D. Hogg.

Jesse was real
upset, and he quickly

relayed the bad news
to Boss and Rosco.

And Enos picked up on it too.

Did you hear that? Toxic waste!

Ah-huh-huh! No, no,
no. Not on your life.

Listen, the deal's off. I
don't care about the money.

I'm giving every penny
back to them lying polecats.

Listen, Boss, we gotta
stop those dirty dumpers.

Yeah, do that, do that.

- Hang on.
- Yeah.

'Hurry up. Come on. Come on.'

Well, somebody better
do something quick

or Hazzard's gonna
look like Sherman's Army

passed through it in a bad mood.

Looks like Cooter's
makin' his move.

- We got a breakthrough!
- Let's go.

Alright!

Good job, Cooter. Did
you have any trouble?

- Piece of cake.
- Alright. Hand me the keys.

I'll get in the
trunk, get that rope.

Okay, Bo. Come
on, give me a hand.

Alright, Cooter,
take it easy now.

Alright, Cooter.

Alright, put the pedal
to the metal, Cooter.

'Morgan, watch it! Watch it!'

That is about as close as
I ever wanna cut it again.

Looks like Cooter's got things
under control down there.

Perfect timing.

- Take a look at that
- 'We gotta stop 'em.'

Take some dynamite
and toss it on down there.

I don't wanna hit the trucks,
because the containers

might bust open and
then, we're in the same fix.

Dumped toxic waste
all over the place.

We don't wanna hurt
nobody neither, do we?

Wait a minute. They
gotta go across that bridge.

If I can nail that,
we'll get 'em stopped.

I'll get you down there. Get
your pitchin' arm warmed up.

A little bit more.

Here goes nothing.

- Woo-hoo!
- Alright!

Bulls-eye! Shake
that hand, cousin.

Alright.

And so the evil
plot to use Hazzard

as a dumping ground
for toxic waste was foiled.

Cooter was the hero of the day..

Along with the boys, naturally.

And Cooter sure did look
good in the eyes of his daughter.

Of course, we
loved him all along.

Aw.

Alright, get 'em in there.

Boss called off the land deal

and the bad guys
got tossed in the jug.

Shame, shame, everybody
knows your name.

I wanna make a presentation
on behalf of the Duke family.

Cooter, all the grateful
people of Hazzard thank you.

- Hear, hear, hear.
- Made you some fried chicken.

Why don't you two go off
and have yourself a nice picnic.

You got years to catch up
on, so why don't you get started.

Well, how about it?

Nothing would make
me happier... daddy.

Now, that's alright.

No wonder folks don't
ever wanna leave Hazzard.