07x05 - No More Mr. Nice Guy

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Yee-haw.

Now, it may look
like a sunny day.

If that old saying's true about
it never rains, but it pours

then, friends, stand by

and watch a frog-strangler
on The Dukes.

I just can't believe
this telegram.

I really, I can't believe it!

- "Miss Daisy Duke."
- Daisy.

- What?
- You read it ten times already.

- Eleven.
- Twelve.

Well, now, come on, y'all

I just wanna make sure
I didn't miss anything.

"Congratulations.

"As our one millionth
person entering our store

you have won a number
of fabulous prizes."

'Signed, Capitol City
Department Store.'

There's gotta be a
catch somewhere.

Oh, Luke, don't rain
on Daisy's parade.

Yeah, you're right, Uncle Jesse.

Don't pay him no heed, Daisy.

Give an ol' wet blanket
like Luke there an inch

he'd measure it.

'Hey, y'all, heads up.'

Heads down. Hang on.

It's all over. We're
by it. Wasn't that bad.

That's 'cause they ain't
got to Capitol City yet.

Now, this abandoned
foundry don't look like

it could figure into what's
happening to the Dukes

but inside trouble
is already boilin'

like a kettle full of okry.

"And fencing of stolen articles

by a ring suspected of
operating out of Hazzard County."

If that senator comes down
here and starts poking around

my boss Billie Jean
is really gonna be mad.

Yeah, I tell you, Stoney

the senator's gonna find

just exactly what
I want him to find.

- And nothing more.
- Ooh.

That's why your boss
Billie Jean and your pal Zack

are in Capitol City
this very minute

waitin' for the Duke
family to show up.

All that Billie Jean
and Zack have gotta do

is stick them Dukes
with some of the stuff

we've been accumulatin'.

And then, I'm gonna stick
those Dukes in the hoosegow

after I cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

And I'm gonna serve
'em up to the senator

on a silver platter.

'Of course, when we do that..'

we're gonna have to cool
this operation for a while.

You and your pals are
gonna have to lie low.

And what are we
supposed to do for money?

- I thought of that.
- He thinks of it.

I'm gonna fence off
this little tidbit here.

- Isn't that a beautiful..
- Diamond necklace.

With what this'll bring, this
should cover your expenses

for quite a little
while to come.

Oh, at least.

Alright. Come on, Rosco.

You and me, we got a ring
of desperadoes to catch.

To catch.

Don't you. O-oh.

Like Boss said, it was
just a matter of time

and the Dukes took
the bait like trout

to Jesse Duke's
homemade dry fly.

- I don't believe it.
- Look at that.

- It's true. It's true.
- It's all yours.

This classic car.

Along with this here
genuine mink coat.

- This gold bracelet.
- Thank you.

Wait, wait, I'm not through yet.

Four tickets to Mexico.

All this just for being
the millionth customer.

What do you say now, Mr. Gloom?

We ought to start shopping.

There you are.
That feels so good.

Oh, get a picture of this.

- There you go.
- 'Thank you so much.'

Oh, yes. Okay.

- There you go.
- 'And..'

Don't forget these.

- Thank you.
- Go on. Try it out.

I can't wait!

- Hey, hey, call it.
- Heads.

Look at these
doors. They open up.

I get to ride in the car.

- Hey, hey.
- Here you go.

- Hey, how about that?
- Look at that.

Oh, Daisy, give it a sh*t.
Let's see what she does.

I don't believe this.

I'm always gonna
shop at your store.

- Listen to that.
- Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Now, there was no way
of the Dukes knowing

that they'd been
snookered smoother than

the gleaming dome of Boss Hogg.

And as the Dukes
started back for Hazzard

Billie Jean and Zack called Boss

to tell him the good news.

JD Hogg speakin'.

They bought it.

Hook, line and sunk.

That's music to my ears.

This is JD Hogg calling
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Come in.

Rosco.

'Rosco, where are you?
Come in, come in, come in.'

Ooh. Oh.

Oh, thank you, Flash.

Uh, Rosco here.

Now, listen, if them Dukes
ain't in the pokey in the next hour

I can't tell you
what I'm gonna do.

That's a big - . Over and out.

Oh. Good grief.

Buckle up for safety.

With the Dukes flying right
into the web Boss had spun

Boss couldn't wait
to tell the senator

that the ring of crooks in
Hazzard County had been caught

and it would be a waste of his
time to come down to Hazzard.

The trouble was.

Where the heck is he?

On his way here.

By nightfall.

That's sundown.

Enos.

Thank you, Gussie,
for your kindness.

Did you want me, Mr. Hogg?

No, I just love hearing
the sound of your name.

- Thank...
- We gotta get to the hotel.

I wanna make sure
that Senator Shaft

gets a fittin' welcome
when he arrives in Hazzard.

As Boss started cooking up
a batch of Hazzard hospitality

the Dukes were droppin'
into the frying pan

ol' Boss had waitin' for 'em.

Boy, I can't believe this.

How'd they know you like yellow?

I don't know.

This is like a dream, isn't it?

Now, what do you suppose
Rosco's flagging us down for?

Hold it right there!
I said just hold..

Alright, all you Dukes.

Get out of those two vehicles.
And no funny business either.

Rosco, what in the
world are you doin'?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna arrest ya
for grand theft auto.

Rosco, you're barking
up the wrong tree.

Oh, I'm not barking
up the wrong tree.

Not if that bracelet
and that mink coat

and this vehicle's serial number

is on my hot sheet
here as being stolen.

Oh, cool! Which it is.

'And let's see.'

Some airplane tickets, huh?

Well, yeah. Well,
isn't this nice.

Well, let's see.

Four one-way tickets to Mexico.

Oh, well, you
wouldn't by any chance

be skipping the
county now, would you?

No, now, Rosco,
I won all this stuff

at the Capitol City
Department Store

for being the one
millionth customer.

- You got it all wrong.
- Yeah, that's right.

Well, isn't that a coincidence.

You'll be the one
millionth inmate-ress

at the state prison.

Oh, come on.

No, Jesse, you're the sneak.

You can't handcuff him.

You don't call my uncle a
sneak. You've got it all wrong.

Go for it, boys.

Listen, Rosco,
you've got it all wrong.

'Bo, wait a minute.'

Wait a minute. Freeze. Freeze!

Now, Bo and Luke knew
if they had been suckered

into some kind of scam
somebody had to stay outside

in order to put
them what was fixin'

to be put in, out.

Y'all follow that?

See here? We'll put
that through there

and then I'll..

Yes, but I wouldn't
steal anything.

Rosco.

Sure hate to leave Daisy
and Uncle Jesse back there.

Somebody's gotta find
out what this is all about.

Better put the pedal
to the metal, son.

Rosco's still comin'.

Oop. Ooh. Whoop.

Oh, alright, Bo and Luke Duke.

You've really done it this time.

Whoo.

Uh..

Good ol' Rosco.

Sure glad he's alright.

Wonder how he's gonna
get down from there.

Don't know.

We gotta get to Capitol
City, figure this stuff.

Ten-four.

As Bo and Luke headed
back to Capitol City

Boss was getting himself and
Enos over to the Hazzard Hotel

faster than crows
to a cornfield.

Take them flowers
and that candy.

Watch it. Watch
it! Alright, come on.

Over in Capitol City the
department store manager

told Bo and Luke that
the store had never

had any such contest never
gave away any such prizes

and had no idea who the
people were who pretended to.

We've been snookered,
good and proper.

What do you suppose
is in it for them?

Got me.

How come you got all the
questions, I got the answers?

- Cause you're older than me.
- Oh, right.

- Howdy.
- Hey, look at this.

Pay the guy, will you?

Yeah.

There you go.

"Senator Shaft, head
of the crime committee

is gonna investigate
Hazzard County."

Heh. Hazzard County?

He ought to start right
here in Capitol City.

Wonder if there's any
connection between the two.

Just lost me.

Didn't you find it
strange that Rosco

was just sitting
there waiting for us?

You just found me again.

If this guy's investigatin'
crime in Hazzard County,

if he digs deep enough, who
do you think he's gonna find?

Boss Hogg, sure as sh**t'.

It'd be a natural. Settin'
us up to take his fall.

The problem is gonna
be connectin' Boss

with them folks
that snookered us.

You know he had
to cover his tracks.

It ain't no problem at all.
We know what they look like.

Describe them to Enos. He
can check the FBI wanted list.

Enos wouldn't know me
if I wasn't wearin' plaid.

Yeah.

But if we describe
them to Artie Bender

I bet he could come
up with some sketches.

You know, I'll bet you're right.
Come on, let's get outta here.

Where's the funnies?

Bo.

- What?
- This ain't Hazzard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, this is gonna
be real nice and comfy.

Here, put that stuff
down on this here table.

Good. Oh, the flowers,
yeah, the candy, champagne.

Oh, that reminds me. Have
the manager send up a bucket

so that champagne is
properly iced. You do that.

Oh, and tell him also.

I want a sign put
right on this door

that says "Presidential Suite".

You mean the president's
comin' along with the senator?

No, dipstick, but every senator
hopes to become president.

Well, I want this senator
to feel right at home.

Go on, do what I told you.

'Bucket and a president sign.'

JD Hogg speakin'.

Yeah, Gussie.

Oh, Rosco callin'?
Well, patch him through.

Uh, Boss, listen.
Little, fat buddy

I got some good news
and some bad news.

The good news is, I
got Daisy and Jesse.

The bad news is,
I lost Bo and Luke.

You what? Well,
how did that happen?

Uh, listen, don't you fret
your little, fat head about it.

I'll have those Dukes
or my name ain't

Rosco P. Coltrane.
Ah, come back.

They better be in the
slammer before sundown

when the senator gets
here, or your name is mud.

And if Boss loses that necklace

and can't pay off his uglies

things ain't gonna be too chirpy

around the Hogg household.

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke
had paid Artie Bender

the pitchfork Picasso
of Hazzard, a visit.

He made sketches
of Billie Jean and Zack

and the Dukes
hightailed it back to town

to give 'em to Enos.

'Cause he loved
to look at pictures.

I gotta go back to
the senator's suite.

I must have misplaced something.

- I'll get it.
- No, no, you stay right here.

And I'll be right back.

Don't you make a
move 'til I come back.

The Dukes! Well,
just don't stand there

chewing your cud. Go
on, cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

- What charge, sir?
- Grand theft everything.

Now, hang on a second, Boss.

I got Artie Bender to
make sketches of them two

that stuck us with the
stolen merchandise.

- Get Enos to run a make on 'em.
- Sure thing, Luke.

That's a bunch of malarkey.

Listen your Uncle Jesse
and Daisy are already headed

for the hoosegow. You know?

'And you two are just
about to follow 'em.'

Enos, do what I told
you. I'll be right back.

'Is he alright?'

- He's out cold.
- Enos, you better run.

- Get an ambulance.
- Alright.

- He's starting to come around.
- He's coming around.

He's opened his eyes.

There, he's got his head up.

- Howdy.
- Boss, you alright?

Am I alright?
Yeah, I-I think so.

Uh, wait a minute.

What'd you say my
name was again?

Uh-huh. Friends,
looks like amnesia.

Now, how would you like to
be fillin' out an insurance form

to explain how that happened?'

Uh, wait a second, Boss.

Are you tryin' to tell us that
you don't know who you are?

I ain't got the foggiest notion

who I am or where
I am, for that matter.

Ambulance is on its way.
How you feeling, Mr. Hogg?

Oh, Hogg. That's my name.

Hogg. Is that with two G's?

And to that, they had to add
where he was, who he was

and who they were, just as
the ambulance was showin' up.

After Rosco got his
car out of that silo

he picked up Jesse and
Daisy, threw 'em in jail

and was now lookin'
for Bo and Luke.

Now, Boss may
have lost his memory

but Rosco hadn't lost his.

And when Rosco heard about

Boss being taken
to Doc Appleby's

he was ready to charge the
Dukes with attempted m*rder

along with everything else.

- It was an accident.
- They're tellin' the truth.

It happened the way they
said. I saw the whole thing.

Oh, hush, I don't care
what you saw, you idiot.

I got these Dukes charged
with grand theft auto.

'I've got you for grand
theft golden bracelet.'

I've got you for
grand theft mink coat

and along with that, I've
got you for resistin' arrest

and silo-ing a patrol car.

'And if anything,
I mean anything'

'has happened to my little, fat
buddy I'm gonna knock you..'

- Boss.
- Boss?

My, oh, my, oh, my.

What is all this
hullabaloo out here?

- Oh, Boss, Boss, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.

Sit right down. Are
you okay, Boss?

- I'm okay, but listen.
- What?

My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg.

- 'Oh.'
- 'With two G's.'

And just who might you be?

Uh..

Boss, you know who I am.

Rosco.

Rosco P. Coltrane.

Will you.. Wha..

Somethin' wrong with his eyes?

Oh. What?

- It's his head.
- Oh, uh, insanity.

No, no, no. JD is suffering

from a temporary case
of amnesia, Rosco.

Amnesia. Oh, oh.

You mean that his little
lights have gone out upstairs?

No, no, let's just say

the light has
dimmed for a while.

Dimmed for a while.

Alright, that did it.

Along with everything else

I'm arresting you for
grand theft memory.

No, no, no. No, no. No, no.

Uh, look here, these
nice young men

had absolutely nothing to
do with my losin' my memory.

And, uh, besides that

what exactly did you mean by..

Along with everything else?

Boss... you know.

'I don't know. And
stop calling me Boss.'

My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg.

- 'With two G's.'
- Two G's.

I think we can tell
you what happened.

- Please do.
- Jefferson.

The situation is
that your sheriff there

put our Uncle Jesse
and cousin Daisy

in jail for something
they didn't do.

- No.
- Yes.

And that stuff in our car
was planted. We was framed.

Framed.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.

Sheriff, who would
do such a terrible thing

as frame these nice young boys?

Uh, Boss, listen,
can't we talk in private?

Why, there's
nothing to talk about.

'Now, these boys tell me'

that I'm county
commissioner around here.

So the first thing I
want to happen is

I'm ordering you to un-cuff
them this very moment.

- But, Boss, - 'And then..'

We're all gonna go into town

wherever that is..

And release their
good kinfolk from jail.

- But, Boss, you..
- 'And stop calling me Boss.'

- Come on, let's go.
- 'But, Boss.'

You heard the man, Bosco.

That's, Rosco.

You can go ahead
and laugh, but you know

church is not over
until the fat lady sings.

Now, here's how things stood

the senator was hot
on the road to Hazzard

which was trouble for the Dukes.

And Boss' bad guys
was getting antsy.

Hogg sure is taking
his own sweet time

selling off that necklace.

Maybe he's having a tough
time finding the right buyer.

Or maybe, just maybe

he's figurin' on cutting
us out of our own job.

Alright.

We're gonna give
him another half-hour.

If we don't hear
from him by then

We'll just pay
him a little visit.

Well, honey, now you're
gonna have to introduce yourself

'cause Boss don't remember you.

Boss lived up to his promise

and freed Jesse
and Daisy from jail.

You know, I'd never know
JD that nice like that before.

I never know he had it in him.

He not only
apologized for having

Rosco put Uncle
Jesse and me in jail

he even kissed my hand.

I wouldn't expect him to
go on acting like that forever.

The only thing JD losing his
memory like that does for us

is buy us a little more time.

That's all we got, too.

Can't get nothing from a man
that don't remember nothing.

sh**ting old Rosco ain't
gonna help us out none.

Wait a minute... maybe
Rosco won't talk on his own.

But with Boss' good
side working overtime..

Maybe Boss can
help us get to Rosco.

- Good idea. Yeah.
- Great idea.

- Great coffee, Uncle Jesse.
- Keep it warm, will you?

Yeah, don't you want..

Could work,
except for one hitch.

Boss' partner was aimin'
to have a little talk with Boss

about the same time.

And if she didn't get the
answer she was looking for

Boss or Jefferson Davis Hogg
might not be around long enough

to answer anybody
else's questions.

Oh, yeah.

And I permitted all this
to go on around here?

You encouraged it in fact.

- I'm the County Commissioner?
- Yeah, you are.

Well, well, well..

How low can a man sink?

How far down do you wanna go?

Well, what was ain't
gonna be no more.

- It ain't?
- No siree Bob, Bosco.

No-no-no, that's Rosco.

I'm gonna start
cleanin' up this town.

- You are?
- Absolutely.

- Oh!
- Startin' right here.

Oh, who is this lovely lady?

Oh, that's Lulu,
that's your wife.

- Oh, my wife.
- Yeah, she's precious.

Oh, my! Oh, my!

That's you in the
picture though?

You should've sh*t the
other side my, the profile...

You've got your arm
right around my wife.

I love her very dear...

What's going on
between the two of you?

Wait a minute, Boss.

She's your wife,
but she's my sister.

- Oh-oh, your sister.
- Right.

I see now.

Wait a minute. That makes
you my brother-in-law.

Yes, you little rascal.

I had no idea how
low I had really sunk.

Listen, this is serious,
you're gonna sink

a lot lower, maybe feet if
you don't pay attention now.

- I am paying attention.
- I'm talking about business.

I'm paying attention to business
which is to clean up this town.

I'm not talkin' about town
I'm talkin' about the Dukes.

I'm also talkin' about
that diamond necklace.

What diamond necklace?

- Our diamond necklace.
- That's right, their..

O-oh, o-oh, o-oh.

Who's she?

Stoney here and Zack.

They was right.

You do have a short
memory, Mr. Hogg.

Oh, well, see, it's not only
short but it's nonexistent.

He hit his little chrome
dome and lost his memory.

You just better find it before
you meet with another accident

and lose a whole lot more.

I was telling him
that very thing.

'Then it bears repeating.'

'Cause if you two don't come
up with that car, the gold bracelet

the mink coat and the
diamond necklace in two hours

you ain't gonna be
nothing but a memory.

You mean..

- Oh, that big bully there.
- Listen, you, Bosco, Bosco..

- It's Rosco.
- Whatever, get me down.

Well, he's liable to come back.

Go after him. I mean, I'd
bet my bunions, that gal is

the ring leader of the g*ng
who tried to frame this..

Who is? Who is that gal?

She just ran out of here with
that fellow, didn't you see him?

I mean, she practically
confessed to stealing.

I don't know, a car, a
mink coat, a gold bracelet

and some sort of
diamond necklace.

- What are we waiting for?
- Thanks a lot, Jefferson.

Yeah, don't mention it.

The problem facing
Bosco or Rosco

is that without
Boss, he is Bosco.

Folks, you are looking
at a desperate man.

Boss, this is gonna hurt
me a lot more than it is you.

I just cant do it.

Oh, oh, oh, Jefferson.

Oh, oh, Jefferson, speak to me.

Go.

Wake Jefferson.

I didn't mean to do it.

- What did you stop for?
- I didn't.

General did.

Boys, I know y'all
been pushing your luck.

That was just a
warm-up for the pushing

you better be doing now.

Thanks a lot.

Hey, ain't the smartest
thing we've ever done.

- Really?
- Dang! We blew it.

Yeah, we also lost that guard
who could have cleared us.

Let's get to General running.
We can head back to Hazzard.

Wait a minute.

Back to Hazzard? Your sense
of direction all messed up?

He went that way.

Well, I know he went
that way, we lost him.

If Rosco knows who this guy
is, he knows where he's headed.

As long as Boss is on our side.

Let's go look a
gift hog in the jaws.

- Stop hitting me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Jefferson.

Rosco, what the heck are
you calling me Jefferson for?

Rosco, uh-hoo, you're
back, little buddy.

- Back?
- Yes.

Where have I been?

You've been out of
your little chrome dome.

You even made
me let the Dukes go.

- You did what?
- I didn't do it. Jefferson did.

Jefferson? Who's Jefferson?

You're Jefferson,
that's you name.

I know I'm Jefferson, but what's
my name gotta do with this?

When you were Jefferson,
when you were out of your memory

you told me, "let the Dukes go."

Oh, what time is
it? What time is it?

That's it, Senator Shaft
is half way to town by now.

And them suspects of
ours is, um, running loose.

No, I know they're running
amok, but that's the good news.

The flaw in the slaw is,
Billy Jean and the g*ng

think you double-crossed them.

And then, you had the audacity
to set the Dukes on them.

Holy Hannah!

Bo and Luke were
looking to get Jefferson

to help them get Rosco to talk..

Not knowin' Jefferson was
back to being Boss Hogg again.

If they don't catch 'em
and then we don't return

that necklace and mink
coat and all that other stuff

they're gonna cut our
little chinny chin chin.

I know it.

Hey, Jefferson. We lost 'em.

Oh, you lost 'em, did you
hear that, they lost 'em.

Yeah.

Maybe Rosco there can tell you

where the crooks are hiding out.

May be, Sheriff, do you
know where them crooks

who stole all that stuff are at?

- You don't? You don't?
- No. No.

- And you boys don't know.
- No, sir.

- 'Well, I know.'
- Oh, where?

They're right there in front of
you. The Duke g*ng. Cuff 'em.

Something tells me
the worm has turned.

You're right, it has.

You must have taken another
bang on your head, huh, Boss?

At the sound of the
g*n, the race was on.

Bo and Luke took off
faster than bad news travels.

The Boss and
Rosco in hot pursuit.

The Senator's Limo was getting
closer and closer to Hazzard.

'Uncle Shepherd, come back.'

Yeah, this is
Shepherd. Come back.

'We got some bad news.'

Luke field, Jesse, and Daisy,
hearing old Boss is being

back to his old self

they agreed to
meet at a safe place

to work out some
new plans of action.

Meet me down there at Twin Oak.

We're on our way, over and out.

They're still comin on?

You know it.

That old Rosco is getting
harder to lose than a summer cold.

Well, hang on,
it got me an idea.

I got ya.

Come on, come on, get him.

Where are we?

How do you like that, Rosco?

He did it even better

except he's headed in
the wrong way I think.

Stoney, quit b*ating you
gums, Hogg ain't pullin'

no loss in memory.

He ain't gettin'
away with nothin'

Not when we got
close to grand

between that necklace
and the rest of the stuff.

We gonna get it all back.

How do you figure that?

Hogg's now got it all.

He's got the
Sheriff on his side.

He might stick that Senator
from the crime commission on us.

Maybe... but we'll have
something else on our side.

Like what?

Like Hogg.

We'll snatch him and trade
him with that Sheriff of his

for our loot.

Zack, Stoney, we go
and catch us a Hogg.

Yeah!

We're a mite better off.

Now we know
there's three of 'em.

We got a good look at
the third one and his car.

They gotta be in the county.

Find them before Rosco
finds us and before they split.

We just gotta look under
every rock in Hazzard

until we get 'em.

Keep an ear out for Rosco on
the radio, find what they're up to.

See you.

As the Dukes fend out
to search for them crooks.

Boss and Rosco was about to
search for the diamond necklace

that Boss had accidentally
kicked under the bed

at the Hazzard Hotel.

Like I told you, I
remember that thing

is up there
somewhere on the floor.

But you gotta find it.
Look under the furniture.

You hear? But you get it.

Wait just a pea-pickin'
minute here.

You lost it, how come I
always get the dirty work?

Because I don't
want to contribute

to this county's
unemployment problem

which you will be a part of

if you don't do like I
tell you to do. Got that?

- I got it.
- Alright. Good.

If you wanna be
sheriff and not a statistic

you got get that
thing, go get it.

That's quite a big
piece of equipment

you boys brought
out here, isn't it?

You're gonna fit that
into that little-bitty store?

That's him.

- 'Get him, boys.'
- 'Let's go.'

Now there's one thing
about being top dog.

When you're at the top

there's usually only
one place left to go.

Down.

So they beddy-bye the Boss

hauled him off
like a sack of grits.

Oh!

'House keeping.'

'House keeping.'

- 'What are you doin' in here?'
- 'Oh, excuse me, ma'am.'

You will note that holdin'
public office in Hazzard

ain't without its off moments.

Now, unfortunately, old
Rosco ain't the only one

in over his head like that.

The hot water Boss
was in was just about to

boil over like
cookin' a fat crab.

Argh, you?

The g*ng that
framed the Duke boys.

Uh-huh, Boss lost
his memory again.

I'm afraid that ain't
all he's gonna lose.

You listen to the man lest
you want to gain some weight.

- Like pounds of cement.
- Yeah.

Breaker, breaker. I'm
callin' for Sheriff Coltrane.

Can you hear me, sheriff?

Billie Jean didn't get
any answer from Rosco

seeing as how trash trucks
don't have police radios.

Only police cars and the Dukes

who were listening in with Enos.

- 'You out there?'
- 'This is the deputy.'

'I'm sorry the sheriff
ain't answering.'

'He's a real busy man.
Can I help you, ma'am?'

Yeah.

I gotta message
for you, sheriff.

Tell him if he ever wants
to see Hogg alive again

he delivers the merchandise
to us in one hour. That's it.

Listen, members of Davis Hogg.

Don't listen to their demands.

Deputy, do as I say or
Hogg's had it, you hear?

Yes, ma'am.

Possum on a gum bush.
I gotta find the sheriff.

It just don't make no sense.

Wait a minute, it
sure does... if Boss

has lost his memory again.

Yeah, you got it.

This is Lost Sheep to
Shepherd. Come back.

Yeah, I heard it.

Having heard Billie
Jean's threats and demands

Bo and Luke had only
one course to follow.

And that was to get to Rosco

if they was going to catch
'em crooks and save Boss' life.

Listen, you'd save about five
minutes taking Old Post road.

You've got it.

Friends, little things are
rolling down on the road there

is the beginning of an old
fashioned Hazzard rock slide.

Save us about five
minutes, huh? Hang on.

Which is right on time
considering the way things

have been going.

- Time to keep my mouth shut.
- Yeah, next time.

Well, listen, why don't you try
to get Boss over to Boars Nest.

Huh?

Well, th-then try his house.

Well, try some place else.

I mean, he's got
to be some place.

Well, just keep calling.

Well, I appreciate it.

Sheriff, they got
him! They got him!

What? Who? What? Who's got what?

The bravest man I've had the
pleasure of knowing. Mr. Hogg.

Are you talking
about our Boss Hogg?

He prefers to be called
as Jefferson Davis now, sir.

Oh, he's, he's hit his
little flabby head again.

Oh, good grief, where is he?

I don't know, but
he said not to bring

all that stolen merchandize
even though they said

if you didn't, they'd k*ll him.

Boss is gonna be cut
in the prime of his beef.

- Pork.
- Hush!

Just get that car
out of the impound.

While I gather up
everything else.

But what about
Mr. Hogg's order, sir?

Oh, Enos. This is..

You idiot!

He ain't no fit condition to
make a decision right now.

Now get out there and get
that car outta the impound.

I guess that clears the Dukes
of all charges, right, sheriff?

That's all wrong.
That's all wrong.

It doesn't clear the
Dukes of anything.

In fact, they're probably
hiding the evidence

just to weasel out
of it. Now get going.

I'm going, sheriff.

Rosco had about
minutes to deliver the goods

and save Boss' life

barring no unforeseen delays.

Meanwhile, out at the
old abandoned foundry

that right cross that
Boss took to his jaw

before he jarred
his memory back.

Well, Hogg, you're
time is runnin' out.

So, you better get
the sheriff on the radio

and tell him to get his butt
out here with our stuff, real fast.

Yeah. I'll do
that. I'll do that.

And, he'll come out
real quick, I swear.

Just don't you
do nothing foolish.

Now, don't you or your
sheriff do nothing foolish.

And you make sure he comes
out here alone, you hear?

I'm takin' the truck.
I'm gonna pick him up.

Now, keep a sharp eye.

If when I see anybody
with him, I'll CB you.

Untie him and take him
out to the car to call Coltrane.

Now, Hogg.

Nobody better
be with that sheriff.

Or you've bought it.

You want me to come
along? I'll follow you in my car.

I don't want you to come along.

I want you to get out and
arrest any Duke you can find.

- I hope Mr. Hogg's alright.
- Oh, hush!

Hey, Enos, where's Rosco?

He just left, Luke.

He's ordered me
to arrest you all.

Oh, come on. You know
we didn't steal that stuff.

Of course, I know,
but orders is orders.

Enos, you gotta believe us.

We overhead that message
those guys told to give Rosco.

If we don't follow Rosco
and find them crooks

we won't be able
to clear ourselves

and we can't save Boss' life.

I don't know.

'Enos, you ever stop
to realize that maybe'

'these guys don't plan to let
Rosco and Boss ever come back?'

If you was them, would you
want a couple of witnesses

wandering around
who could identify you?

Come on, Enos. Where'd he go?

Sheriff just left
in the stolen car

that you, Uncle Jesse
and Daisy were caught in.

- Proud of you, Enos.
- Let's go.

Let's move!

Look who's come
in time for dinner.

Question is, whose
goose is cooked?

Boss' or the Dukes'?

Hazzard County.

'Listen, JD Hogg here.'

'Rosco, can you hear me?'

Uh, that's a big affirmative.

Now, listen good.

Y-you just get that merchandise
right out here quick, you hear?

Before I wind up as fertilizer
at Hogg Heaven Cemetery.

'Oh, well, don't you worry!'

Nobody's gonna make a
meadow muffin outta you.

- Back.
- Alright, alright, alright.

Just hush, do
what I told you to do

and make sure, nobody's
following you, you hear?

Ain't nobody here
but me, myself, andl.

Of course, Rosco
had no way of knowing

that the three of him
was far from being alone.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Got
your ears on, come on back.

'This is Shepherd.
Go ahead, Lost Sheep.'

Yeah, listen, we're
headed north on Cotwood

got Enos backing us up.

We got no idea what
Rosco's is, yet.

So, I guess we'll
have to call you

when we figure
something else out.

I read you loud and clear.

I'm gone.

With Rosco leading
Bo, Luke, and Enos

right to the crook's hideout,
it looked like a piece of cake.

But with Billie Jean
waiting, that piece of cake

was about to become humble-pie.

'Cause, anybody that
smart, is one thing.

But a woman that
smart is something else.

What happened to Rosco's
car? I don't see it anywhere.

Must have passed
that truck up ahead.

I still don't see him.

Huh.

- Whatever.
- Just open the door, Rosco.

Listen, I-I have
claustrophobia, you know.

I-in these little
short buildings, I..

Sheriff here had
himself a back up.

- 'The Dukes and that deputy.'
- You did?

'Yeah, he did.'

I ditched 'em, but they're
gonna get here soon.

Billie Jean warned
you about that.

It wasn't my idea, I swear.

You knucklehead, I
told you to come alone.

Listen, it wasn't
my fault, Boss.

I didn't know they were there.

Cross my heart and
hope never get a raise.

Don't worry, you won't.

We're gonna have
to make some tracks.

Zack and me will
tie up the sheriff.

'Stoney here will
take Hogg with him'

'so we'll have
something to deal with.'

I-I think you'd be better
off taking the sheriff.

N-no!

Get going, Hogg!

Yeah, yeah, alright!

Y'all ever noticed
how old Boss responds

to a strong woman?

Lulu trained him good!

I-I don't like tight
places, you know?

Doggone it all!

Hey, Enos. We lost him.

How? He was in front of us.

Yeah, he was, until
he passed that truck

a couple of miles back.

We never didsee
him pass that truck.

I bet he's inside!

'Right, that truck turned
off on Foundry Road.'

'There's only one
place they could be.'

- The foundry!
- That's right!

Lost Sheep to Bo Peep and
Uncle Shepherd, c'mon back.

- 'This is Shepherd, come back.'
- 'Read you loud and clear.'

We think Boss is held in the
old foundry near Hidden Pines.

We've gotta get there.
You come from the west

we'll come from the
east. We're gone.

And I'm gone.

Likewise.

- Can we talk this thing over?
- Hogg, shush up!

- Yeah, but...
- 'Shush!'

Here's one of 'em.

Enos, head right. We're
cutting left to block him.

- , you all!

'Dang it all!'

Meanwhile, Daisy and
Jesse was closing in

on Zack and Billie Jean.

I hope I time this right.

Alright! Come down outta there!

'C'mon!'

Uncle Jesse, she's not here!

'Don't worry, Uncle
Jesse, I'll get her.'

Oh, no, you don't!

Now, Billie Jean may be
awful pretty and awful smart

but, with Daisy Duke, she
sure were over overmatched.

This is for the mink coat.

Wake up! I'm not
through with you yet.

Well, that's two
down and one to go.

Hey, now there's the
Duke boys. Ha-ha-ha!

I'd hate to bang that
car with Boss in there.

If I get close enough,
you think you could..

Well, climb over there?

- Ah, great!
- I-I'd do it.

- Yeah, but you're driving.
- Yeah, c'mon!

C'mon! C'mon! No, no, no!

Bo, be careful now.

Wow!

Now, once 'em crooks
had everybody against 'em

it was all over.

And the fat lady
didn't sing a note.

The senator arrived in
Hazzard just in time to commend

the Dukes and Enos, for
helping wipe out crime in Hazzard.

Of course, with Boss
and Rosco still around

that weren't exactly true.

For, as soon as the Senator left

Boss and Rosco was
back to their old tricks.

True, Boss had lost out
on the big money deal

and the Dukes didn't
win any big prize.

You see, winning out in Hazzard
was done one day at a time.

For most folks, that's
enough in Hazzard County.