07x10 - Danger on the Hazzard Express

[bunniefuu]

'Yee-haw!'

I'm giving y'all fair warning.

You're gonna see one of the most

unusual days in Hazzard history.

If it's unusual in Hazzard

y'all know it's gonna
be a clod-stomper.

You did alright.

The Dukes was returning
from a fishing trip.

That's when it all commenced.

Uh-huh.

That car ain't got no driver.

You see, there is
someone drivin' that car

but it's by remote control
from way up on Eagle Point.

Okay. Cut it.

How about that? Works
like a charm, don't it?

Yeah, just like you said.

You sure that car's gonna go
fast enough to catch that train?

Positive. I made this
beauty to work, boys.

- What's the time, Burke?
- Almost : .

Freight will be coming
through any minute.

Okay. I better put in
a call to the fat man.

- Oh, don't touch that.
- I wanna play with it.

- J.D. Hogg speakin'.
- It's me, Boss.

We up here on Eagle Point,
all ready for our trial run.

Oh, ready for our trial run.

Good. Alright.

Go ahead. And then, report back.

Uh, listen, Boss, if you
don't mind me askin' you..

Uh, now, you're gonna
hire those gentlemen

but just for a trial run?

Yeah, that's correct.

But at : this afternoon,
it'll be the real thing.

The real thing.

That's when the Hazzard
Express will be comin' through

carryin' a shipment worth at
least two million green ones.

Two million?

Bound for the Precious
Metal Exchange in Atlanta.

Oh!

Yeah.

Only, just as it passes the
crossin' below Eagle Point

our specially-rigged
remote-control car

is gonna smash right
smack-dab into the rear of it.

So as not to hurt the
engineer, you know?

Knockin' all them
end freight cars

butt over bump. Like that.

Oh! What a horrendous crash.

And then, all that gold
and silver and platinum's

gonna be lyin' around just
waitin' for us to pick it up.

Oh, you mean
finders-keepers, losers-weepers.

- That's it.
- Fat buddy, I'm proud of you.

Say, you know, at : ,
we're gonna be millionaires.

Yeah, : .

- This is one of your finest.
- Yeah.

Five o'clock.

That's gonna be my finest hour.

Oh, is it...

Train's coming.

Okay. Here we go.

Must be gettin' near
: . The freight's comin'.

sh**t, we're gonna have to stop.

- No way we can cross it.
- Oh, come on, Bo.

Another car.

Bo, look out!

Hey, that driver's
gotta be crazy.

What guy's that? There
ain't nobody in the car.

It's empty.

They messed up everything.
The train's gone by.

Now, relax. Get
our car out of there

before them rubes
get a good look at it.

Hey, look at
this. It's takin' off.

Now, y'all know that
there ain't no way

the Dukes ain't
gonna follow that car.

Who wouldn't?

They're goin' after our
car. Shake 'em! Shake 'em!

Alright, alright. No problem.

Watch this.

Right, let's think
this over, huh?

Nah, Luke. We ain't
gonna give up that easy.

Hang on.

'Yee-haw!'

Don't believe it,
they followed us.

Can't shake 'em, wipe 'em out.

Bo!

Holy smoke.

That car was tryin' to total us.

Yeah, let's hope there wasn't
anybody in there. Come on.

Don't let 'em come any closer,
or they'll find the remote box.

- Oh!
- Come on.

It's comin' from up
there somewhere.

These guys are
really playin' for keeps.

They don't want us
to get to that wreck.

We gotta get back to
town and tell Rosco.

I don't care. I gotta
go take a look.

You crazy?

Maybe I'll look some other time.

Rosco's gotta be easier
to deal with than that guy.

Listen, Bo, you
drove in, you drive out.

I don't think they're
tryin' to hit us, though.

Oh, Rosco.

Watching this train go around
this here track is the most fun.

Oh, me too.

And havin' two million
bucks fall into my pocket

at the same time makes
it pure Hogg heaven.

Hogg heaven.

No, no, no. It's mine.

Oh, good grief.

When we divvy up that
loot, you can buy one.

Oh, well, that's good.

That must be some
of the fellas of ours

callin' back on the trial run.

You know, that fella
Perry's an electronics whiz.

- Oh, yeah.
- J.D. Hogg speakin'.

Oh, I thought it'd
be you. Da-da-da!

- Now, how did everything go?
- It was a disaster.

Another car came along
just as we was makin' our run.

Another car?

And it ran us off the road.

- 'Our heap is totaled.'
- Totaled? Oh, no.

I mean, there ain't
hardly practically

never no traffic
on that there road.

'That orange car was
there, and could it move.'

Orange car? Of all
the dagblasted luck.

- That belongs to the Dukes.
- Who are they?

'The biggest troublemakers
we got around here.'

'I get myself a brilliant
idea all worked out'

'and they stick their
dagblasted noses into it.'

Boss. Boss. Bad news, bad news.

Speakin' of the Dukes,
here they come this way

and they're hurryin'.

Oh, them Dukes just
came barrelin' into town.

I'll call you back soon
as I get rid of 'em.

- Come on, Rosco.
- What?

- We gotta hide the train.
- What? No.

No, you hide
it. It's your train.

Move, you ninny!

If they get wise to us,
we're out two million bucks.

- Yeah, come on, come on.
- Yeah.

Oh, there, good. All covered up.

Now, no matter what them
Dukes say, deny everything.

- Everything!
- Yeah.

- About what?
- Oh, you ninny. Come on.

Rosco!

'Hey, Rosco, you around?'

Alright. What's so important
that you come busting in here?

We got us some sheriffing
business to do with sheriff.

- Oh.
- Yeah, we got sh*t at.

And we were att*cked
by a car with no driver.

- A car with no driver?
- No.

- Ooh, I know.
- He knows.

It was the invisible man.

Yeah, he always passes
through Hazzard this time of year.

And you know who
probably was with him?

- Who?
- The tooth fairy.

- Oh, yeah.
- Going to a dental convention.

- I believe.
- Isn't that a doozy?

Boss, Rosco, this
ain't no laughin' matter.

We can prove it. Come
on out to Eagle Point.

The car's sittin' in a ditch.

'That's right.'

I don't know what you
Dukes are trying to pull.

Me and Rosco got important
county business to attend to.

So, I don't wanna hear
no cock-and-bull story

about no disappearin' men.

Just start disappearin'
yourselves.

- But, Boss. We were sh*t at.
- Yeah.

We figure that car was
run by remote control.

- Load of hogwash.
- Yes.

Just go, like I said. Or
I should've said it. Get.

- Yeah. Go on, riff-raff.
- Come on, let's go.

I won't have you wrecking
any property around here.

Listen, you're cluttering
up us business.

Stay out of it.

And I mean if, if
it's not the time..

O-oh!

I'm gonna knock
'em in the middle.

They've got their dang
nerve, not believin' us.

That's for sure.

Too bad Enos is
away. He'd listen to us.

We gotta get back up to
Eagle Point and get evidence.

- Yeah.
- Hey.

What about all that sh**ting?

- We have to be careful.
- Yeah.

I'll bet you them Dukes are
headed back to Eagle Point

to start snoopin'.

So listen. Get rid
of that wrecked car

and do it fast.

You sure were right about
them bein' trouble, Boss.

- No, enough them Dukes, please.
- Yeah, enough of that! Yes.

I'm worried about that
shipment of precious metals.

Alright, let me talk to Perry.

- He wants to talk to you.
- Yeah?

Perry, you think you can switch
that remote control box of yours

to another car before that
: express comes through?

No problem. Just
need a couple hours.

Alright. Then listen.
Swipe another car.

- Okay..
- Get it? Wait, not you!

- Ooh!
- Oh, please.

And listen, keep me posted.

Fat man says we get rid of
that and grab some more wheels.

Hey, aren't we doing
this the hard way?

Why don't we plant some
dynamite between the rails

and blow up the train?

Now, we keep tellin' you, Carney

them railroad-security guys
keep checkin' the tracks.

We can't chance it.

Now, let's get a move on.

Let's get this
heap into the truck.

- Alright.
- Okay, we'll take care of it.

- I'll keep a look out.
- Alright.

And meanwhile, Bo, Luke
and Daisy was barrelin'

toward Eagle Point
to check out a car

which ain't gonna be there.

Hey!

'We sure won't have to
go far to swipe us a car.'

Them Duke boys are handing
us one on a silver platter.

That orange car comin'?

Yeah. And they won't
cause trouble without wheels.

We'll grab their car.

Carney, get rid of our truck.

Right.

'You sure you got all the parts'

'of that wrecked
car in the back?'

Everything's set
and ready to go.

Come on, Mr. Perry,
we'll wait for 'em.

Just be careful. Them fellas
might still be around here.

That's right.

Can't be too careful, though.

Hey, look at this.

'The wreck's gone!'

Yeah, right there's
where they dragged it out.

Those sh*ts came from
up here at Eagle Point.

Well, if the car's gone

I suppose that means
them fellas are gone, too?

Let's take a look.

- Okay.
- Alright.

- You comin'?
- Yeah, we're comin'.

Come on.

Phew.

If he was controllin'
that car from somewhere

this would be the place.

You can see
everything from up here.

- Quite a view, ain't it?
- Yeah, it's great.

Take a look.

All these fresh tire
tracks leadin' out.

Bo, Luke, look at
this. Shell casings.

- Hey, this door's stuck.
- This one, too.

Take a look at this.

Looks like part of a
remote-control unit.

Bunch of cut wires too.

That sound like
the General to you?

- Sure does. Come on.
- Yeah!

Let's get out of here.

Now, them boys
are livin' dangerously.

In Hazzard, they
still hang car thieves.

Hey!

For the Dukes, seein'
that was like watchin'

a member of the
family kidnapped.

'Someone just
stole the General.'

- Got a look at 'em, Luke?
- No.

But it looked like
there was two of 'em.

Who could've done this? And why?

I don't know, but we ain't
gonna find out standin'.

Let's go find a phone.

Hey, are we gonna
report this to Rosco?

And get laughed
at again? Heck, no.

I'll call Uncle Jesse
and get a ride.

If anybody's gonna look
for the General, it's us.

You got that right.

It's a long way down.

Good.

Yeah, even better.

We got this heap
set to blow. Come on.

- Oh, yeah.
- All together, now. Push.

You sure you can switch the
remote control to this buggy?

No problem.

We got us some high-rankin'
wheels here, boys.

We got us the General Lee.

And by : , I'll have
him all hooked up

and loaded with
dynamite, just to make sure.

And when that train load of
goodies comes through... pow!

'Piece of cake, huh?'

Okay, Carney, take it in.

- Hey. This door's stuck.
- We know.

Through the window.

Okay. We should find ourselves
another hideout, Mr. Perry.

Somewhere in the hills here.

Nearby, so you can get to work.

Well, at : , General
Lee's gonna catch a train

and that's gonna
be the end of him

unless providence or
the Dukes intervene.

How you like that?

Meanwhile's, the
Dukes was callin'

Uncle Jesse to pick 'em up.

We are out at Waylon Corners.
We're kind of sittin' here..

Them car-nappers
was reportin' to Boss

what they had done, figurin'
they'd get a pat on the back.

Oh! What? You
dumbbells! You idiots!

That's the worst thing
you could've done.

You should've swiped
anybody else's car but theirs.

But you said they were trouble.

So we figured if we
grabbed their wheels..

'...it'd put 'em out of action.'

Yeah, not them
Dukes. No, no, no.

I mean, this'll only
make 'em madder.

When they get mad, look out.

They'll stop at nothing to
get back their General Lee.

What do you want to do
then? Call off the heist?

And blow two million
bucks? Not on your life.

Wait, let me think.
Alright, tell you what.

You go ahead. You do like we
planned, and use the General.

Sheriff Coltrane will
take care of them Dukes.

Well, how am I gonna do that?

- How, how?
- Mm.

You're gonna get out there
and chase them Duke boys.

Keep 'em on the run.

- I am?
- Yeah, you are.

That is, until that : express

that comes through Eagle Point

and that shipment of
gold, silver and platinum

is tucked away nice and safe.

- That's the magic word, "gold."
- Yeah.

Can I have my share in gold?

You'll get cow chips if you
don't chase them Duke boys.

Well, don't you worry.
Rosco P. Coltrane.

I'll cuff 'em and stuff 'em.
I'll flip 'em and flop 'em.

I mean, I'll beep 'em
and boop 'em... 'Ow!'

- Too bad about the General.
- Yeah.

I just don't understand all
these crazy things, Uncle Jesse.

First, we get att*cked
by a car with no driver.

Then we get sh*t at. Now
the General Lee's stolen.

Well, it's got to be connected.

Somehow, it does.
You alright there?

If we're gonna find General
Lee, we better get home.

Can we borrow your car, Daisy?

Take care of it.

Listen, fellas, don't worry.
We'll get the General back.

Uh, Daisy's right.

Maybe somebody's
just playin' a prank

or somethin' like that.

- You really think so?
- Well, could be.

Yeah, I guess it could.

I guess we'll be real happy
when the General gets back.

Amen to that.

Come on, Uncle Jesse.
Can't this thing go no faster?

As soon as they
got back to the farm

the Dukes split up and
took off to cover the county

in search of the stolen General.

See you, huh?

And meanwhile, the
General was in big trouble.

Boss' train-robbin' g*ng
had found another hidin' place

up in the hills, and they was
guttin' the General and doin'

a remote-control overhaul
for the great train robbery.

Have you seen the General
Lee come by this way?

Nope. Can't say I have seen him.

- Huh, much obliged.
- Thanks, Mr. Heaver.

Look, Flash, whoo-ho!
There are the Dukes.

Oh, your daddy found 'em.

You know what. We'll chase
'em, and then they'll run.

And then they'll
chase 'em some more.

What we'll do is
we'll keep chasin' 'em

till those fellas can
knock off that train

and then, we're gonna be rich.

You're gonna be up to your
velvet ears in doggy num-nums.

'Get on over. I'm serious now.'

Rosco, we ain't
got time for that.

'Just leave us be, alright?'

Rosco, we ain't got
time to stop and talk.

The General's been
stolen. We need your help.

Oh, tiddly-tuddly.

Alright, you two,
just pull it on over.

I'm gonna take you in.

- Take us in?
- Yeah, yeah.

What you gonna arrest
us for? You can't take us in.

Don't give me any back talk.

Now, get that
vehicle off the road.

- No way.
- What? What? Oh, yeah?

'Well, just. We'll see about..'

Oh, Flash, here's the lake. Oh!

We're gonna go in.

He done made it
to the other side.

Oh. That was horrendous. Duke!

I wonder why he was
after us in the first place.

I don't know. He and
Boss sure been acting funny

since we told
'em about that car.

Well, what say we
head back to Boss' office.

Maybe we can figure
somethin' out there.

Uncle Jesse says
I do all the thinkin'.

Well, it's all hooked up
the way I want it to be.

Alright. Let's see her start.

Way to go!

You did it, Mr. Perry,
with two hours to spare.

Okay, well, let's see
how it moves along.

Yeah.

Hoo-hoo.

I'll see if it's
clear down below.

Yeah, it's all clear.
Bring the box over.

I'll take the General to see
how fast I can make him go.

Yeah.

Talk about luck. What a
time for the boys to show up.

Sometimes, Duke luck is good.

I don't believe it.
Take a look ahead.

Ha. The General.

- Chase 'em off the road.
- Why don't you cut him off?

I can't wait to get
my hands on him.

'He ain't got no
driver neither.'

Luke, he's headed
for us. Do something.

And sometimes, Duke luck is bad.

You missed 'em!

You missed em.

'Go on, get 'em. Get 'em!'

Here he comes again.

Whoever's runnin'
him and wherever from

they sure wanna
wipe us out good.

Luke, look out, now.

Luke, don't go down there!

- Ha ha. Got 'em.
- Nice goin', Mr. Perry.

That was more of a trial
run than I was figurin' on.

Hey, it's them two
hicks that own the car.

Pull the General
out of there, fast.

They must be runnin' him
from up there like the other one.

At least we found the General.
Let's let the others know.

This is Lost Sheep
callin' Shepherd.

Lost Sheep callin'
Shepherd. Come back.

Hey there. Have
you seen the boys?

Nope. Not been around anywhere.

If they show up,
have 'em call me.

Yeah, I will.

Lost Sheep callin'
Shepherd. Come back.

It must've got jolted
when we got hit.

I hope this doesn't
louse up our heist.

No way. That orange
baby almost ready to go.

All we gotta do is head back
to Eagle Point overlookin'

the railroad tracks, lay low
till o'clock... and then, pow.

Yeah, but what about them rubes?

Oh, stop worryin'.
They're outta action.

By the time they figure out
what's happenin', we'll be gone.

Now, come on. Let's
get back to Eagle Point.

Alright, get him in there.

Yeah. Alright.

Alright, now that
we're out of that

let's go catch up
with the General.

Oh, he could be anywhere by now.

At least we know he
ain't out of the county.

Let's look up in the hills,
see if we can find them fellas?

I think we found the right
track in the first place.

Let's head down to
Boss Hogg's office

and get to the bottom of this.

Back in town, Boss
was cleanin' out his safe

and pressin' all
the wrinkled money

to make room for
all that new loot.

- I got somethin' to tell you.
- Would you stop babblin'?

Can't you see I'm busy?

I just can't stand
wrinkled money.

Oh.

Wait a minute. You're here.

- You ought to be chasin' them.
- That's what I was saying.

Little fat buddy, I got some
good news and some bad news.

The good news, I had
them Dukes on the run.

- That is good.
- Yeah, yeah.

Bad news is, they
escaped. I can't find 'em.

Oh, oh, dagblast it.

Listen, there's
millions at stake here.

I mean, can't you, for
once, carry out orders?

Well, I tried.

J.D. Hogg here.

You ain't carried out
your end of the job.

Them Duke boys
are still on the loose.

I know. I just heard. You
run into 'em, what happened?

Nothin'. We took care of 'em.

Knocked their
Jeep out of action.

Now we're on our
way up to Eagle Point.

Alright, alright,
alright, alright.

But listen, it's..

Less than an hour
and a half till train time.

You sure everything's okay?

It will be if you take
care of them dukes.

'That orange car is all
hooked up and ready.'

Oh, good, good, good.
Alright, go ahead. Go ahead.

I'll personally take care
of everything at this end.

I'll keep them Duke
boys out of the way.

Bye.

- Come on, Rosco, let's go.
- Where're we goin'?

Well, I gotta do
your job, don't I?

I gotta keep them Duke
boys busy till o'clock.

I think your laundry's burning.

- Hmm?
- Your..

Oh, my money, my
money. My money.

Oh, look at this!

It's all your fault!

- My fault?
- Yeah.

- This is out of your share.
- Good grief.

Come on, come on, we gotta go.

No, you don't. No,
you don't. Come on.

- This is my share.
- Come on, come on, come on.

Put that..

- Alright.
- After you.

Jesse and Daisy was still
out huntin' for the General.

They hadn't heard from the boys
and they was gettin' concerned

when they couldn't
raise 'em on the CB.

And the boys was awful
busy playin' detective.

- What are we lookin' for?
- This, I think.

Yeah. Give me a hand.

What the heck you suppose it is?

Wow.

Boss must be into
his second childhood.

Imagine a man his age
playin' with toy trains.

Let's check her out
here, see how she goes.

We need a little more
speed out of this thing.

There it goes.

Holy smoke.

Now we're in for it. We
done wrecked Boss' train set.

Bo, I just had a thought.

We've already seen two of
these cars without drivers.

Here's a third one.

'Oh, that figures.'

Got Boss smack-dab
in the middle of all this.

The first car we seen was up
at the crossin' on Eagle Point.

Now, wait. You don't
think that Boss Hogg

would wanna wreck a real..

I don't know. It's pretty
big stuff for even him

but I wouldn't put it past him.

- Know what the second car was?
- Yeah. The General Lee.

- Let's get goin'.
- So far, it's just speculation.

Let's get on out of here.

We'd better get
there in a hurry.

Jesse and Daisy was gettin' back

from their hunt for the General.

They was gettin'
a mite concerned.

Well... the boys ain't back,
and we haven't heard from 'em.

Uncle Jesse, I don't
want you to worry.

You know how that radio on
my Jeep is always goin' out.

Hey, maybe they were here
and left a message inside.

- Well, let's see.
- Yeah.

Now, them bad dudes
had returned to Eagle Point.

And was makin'
their final preparation

for the o'clock train.

This what you wanted, Mr. Perry?

Ah, perfect.

Alright. Think we're
gonna find it down here.

- Hey, Bo. There he is.
- Well, I'll be..

Wonder what them guys are up to.

'I don't know.'

'I don't much like them
foolin' around with our car.'

What do you fellas
think you're doing?

Shh. Bird watchin'.

We're hot on the trail of
a white-crested nuthatch.

Bird watchers, huh?

Yeah.

Get up nice and easy, or
you're two dead pigeons.

- Hey, Luke.
- Yeah?

There's that nuthatch.

Hey!

Hold it there, fella.

These are the same guys
been buggin' us all day.

They ain't gonna be
buggin' anyone anymore.

Get those ropes. And
somethin' for their mouths.

Listen, we don't
want any trouble.

We just want our car back.

So give us back the General
Lee, and, we'll leave y'all alone.

Now, ain't that nice
and neighborly of you.

You mean you're
gonna do it, huh?

We get the car back,
we don't press charges.

Wait a minute. Stop
here. There's somebody.

Oh, I know her.
Maybe she can help us.

Listen, you ain't seen Bo
and Luke Duke, have you?

No. Uh-uh.

Oh, for goodness' sake.
That's no help at all.

Come on, keep movin'.

- Did the phone ring?
- No, Uncle Jesse.

And I'm tired of waitin'.
I'll go see what's happenin'.

Okay. I'll stay
here by the phone.

Okay.

Now, you call in.

I will.

'I don't know where
them Dukes could be.'

They're not at
the farm, nowhere.

Well, they're sneaky, you know.

It's like the ground
swallowed 'em up.

I just can't understand
it. Let me check.

Oh, no. It's less than an
hour till our g*ng hits the train.

We's gotta make sure them
Duke boys are out of sight

and out of mind. Alright.
Let's try the farm again.

- Again?
- Well, maybe they went there.

Come on, come on.

- Oh, look. Look, there he is.
- There he is.

Jesse Duke. You're
finally home, huh?

- Yeah, we got you.
- Alright, start talkin'.

Where's Bo and Luke?

I was about to ask
you the same thing, J.D.

I haven't heard from
'em in hours and I thought

you might have run
into 'em. I'm worried.

- Fiddly-diddly-doo.
- Yeah.

You're just coverin' up for 'em.

Rosco, arrest him.

- Arrest him? For what?
- For what?

For withholdin' information
from the law. That's "for what."

J.D., have you gone plumb loco?

Don't you think I would've
heard from them boys

if they had a radio and could
hear what you're talkin' about?

What we ought to...

Would you go and get on the CB?

What we ought to do is..

'You sure this is gonna
work now, Mr. Perry?'

Like clockwork.

Perfect. The good old
General Lee's fine-tuned

and ready to go.

We're all set to go.

All we have to do now
is load the dynamite

in this baby's trunk.

'And when that train
comes through, bang!'

'We got ourselves
two million bucks.'

What about them?

When we take off,
we get rid of them.

We ain't leavin' any witnesses.

'Better call the fat man.'

Alright, you Duke
boys. This is Rosco.

You gotta have your ears on,
because we got your Uncle Jesse.

We just arrested him.

So you better get
back to the farm, pronto

if not quicker.

J.D., you've done some
crazy things in your life

but this has gotta
be the craziest.

Now, why in the world would
I wanna do something like...

Daresay hollerin' will get
you no place, don't you know?

Uh, Jesse Duke talkin' here.

Uh, Bo, uh..

Yeah. Yeah.

The operator's got
a call for you, J.D.

Oh, good, good, good.

Gussie, you found me
here. Well, that's nice.

- Say hello from Rosco.
- Would you, please? Put him on.

Them Duke boys was snoopin'
around. We had to grab 'em.

Well, uh, what about
the, you know what?

We're set to go, when
that train gets here.

But we have to get
rid of them Duke boys.

Wait. You can't do that.

Oh, yes, we can!
When we hit that train

we ain't leavin' anyone
that can identify us.

- 'I'm a three-time loser.'
- No, you can't do it.

I never figured
on nothin' like this.

Those are the breaks.
And it's protectin' you, too.

I gotta go now.

Yeah, we makin' the
hit in exactly minutes.

'And don't try to call us back"

Bye... partner.

Don't hang up!

Oh..

Those boys may be troublemakers

but I never figured on
no harm comin' to 'em.

J.D., you're talkin'
about my boys.

'What harm you talkin' about?'

Oh. I never meant any of
this to happen, did I, Rosco?

No, he didn't mean
nothin' to happen.

What's gonna happen?

J.D. Now, listen. You tell
me what's comin' down here

or I'm gonna turn you every
way but loose. What's happening?

Well, well, well. Alright.

I hired some fellas to
do a job for me, see.

And then, well, Bo and
Luke came snoopin' around.

And these fellas caught 'em.

And now, they're
threatenin' to..

They're threatenin' to what?

Oh! You mean..

Yeah. To do away with 'em.

Listen, Boss. Listen.

Two million dollars,
it ain't worth it.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

But, I mean, they're
ruining my plans

you know, but still..

Where's all this
goin' on? Tell me!

- Alright. It's at Eagle Point.
- Eagle Point!

Yeah. I'll never forgive myself
if we don't save 'em. Come on!

And meanwhile, as Daisy
was on her way into the hills..

Up on Eagle Point, zero
hour was approachin'

and the train robbers
was gettin' ready.

Okay.

The train will be
arrivin' in minutes.

Carney, get that dynamite.

Mr. Perry, let's
get that trunk open.

- Ouch. My hair.
- Sorry.

High tail it down
to the wreckage.

That shipment's
in the last two cars.

Yup. I got the knot.

'All the dynamite's here.'

'All we gotta do is feed
these wires in place.'

'Yeah, I think it'll be good.'

Right though here, see?

'Yeah, yeah. I got it.'

'This is gonna go
smooth as butter'

'as soon as we get
this baby rolling.'

'Yes, indeed.
Two million bucks.'

Come on, Luke.
Let's get out of here!

Hold it right there!

- Have to leave the General.
- Yeah, for now. Come on.

sh**t 'em.

I don't know what's below

but I do hope it's
deep and wet..

Or at least nice and soft.

Come on, after 'em. We
can't let 'em get away.

Mr. Perry, you stay here
with the General Lee.

Pop them rubes.

Come on, come on.

And the Dukes
finally got a break.

Sweet Daisy heard the sh*ts

and came speedin'
to investigate.

Bo! Luke!

Daisy, what are you doin' here?

What do you think?
What's happenin'?

We're alright. We just gotta
get the heck on out of here.

Truck picked 'em up.
They're gettin' away.

Forget it. Let's
get back up fast.

Whoa. Wait, wait,
you're calling off the hit?

No way. The train will be here
before they get back with help.

- Come on.
- Yeah.

They're gonna
blow up the General?

Yeah, and the o'clock
train right along with him.

Ain't we gonna try and stop 'em?

- You know we are.
- Well..

- We're gettin' far away.
- I think we lost 'em.

Let's pull over and
figure things out.

Alright.

First, we ought to call
Uncle Jesse on the CB.

- Tell him to drag Rosco along.
- We ain't got time to wait.

We'll head back to Eagle Point
and see what we can do, then.

Lost Sheep calling Shepherd.

'Lost Sheep calling Shepherd.'

Thank goodness.
Give me that mic.

Yeah, yeah. Here.

Uh, this is Shepherd.
This is Shepherd.

Uh, you boys alright?

Did you get away
from them fellas?

Yeah, we're fine. How'd you know
we was runnin' from somebody?

Well, I made J.D. tell me
everything that was comin' down.

We're on our way to the
Eagle Point to help you.

Boss Hogg givin' up real
money to save our hides?

Well, wonders never cease.

Well, listen, Uncle Jesse,
you just keep on comin'.

We'll try see what we
can do to stop them guys.

- Turn her around.
- You got it.

The o'clock freight

was gettin' closer
and closer to Hazzard.

Hey. Fellas, look.

Would you believe it?

'Those rubes are
comin' back with that gal.'

What a break. We get rid of 'em,
and we don't have any witnesses.

Carney, get my r*fle.

Wait a minute. I
got a better way.

We still haven't
loaded the dynamite.

Let the General Lee do it.

Them rubes gonna get
a big bang out of this.

We just gotta
figure out some way

to wreck that remote
control box, fellas.

When we get a little closer,
Daisy, you stash the truck

and me and Bo
will take off on foot.

Hey, y'all. Take a
look at what's comin'.

'It's the General.'

It's comin' right at us.

- Daisy, we better get out.
- Okay.

'Alright, hang on, fellas.'

There's something spooky
about this, I'll tell you.

Try not to scuff the
paint, would you?

Get 'em!

He's trying to ram
us off the road.

- Oh, no.
- sh**t.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Ah, don't worry about it.

Sorry ain't gonna cut it, y'all.

Come on, let's get
out of here. Let's go.

Luke, it's right behind us.

Get 'em. Get 'em now!

Friends, this is plumb spooky,
and it ain't even Halloween.

Here he comes again.

Come on. Come on, this way.

Knock 'em off now.
We're runnin' out of time.

Oh, my ankle. Oh, no.

- I think it's twisted.
- Stay down.

Oww!

I don't see 'em.

I think you got 'em.

There's no more time. Quick,
bring the car back up here.

- Carney, get the dynamite.
- Yeah.

The train.

Oh, great, and the
General's headin' right for it.

We gotta get to
that remote control.

- I can't move.
- Just stay with her, Bo.

'Alright.'

'Oh, Bo.'

Dynamite's all set.

- Carney.
- Yeah.

Take off and get
our truck in position.

Okay.

'Here comes our
two million bucks.'

We're right on schedule.

Go, General Lee.

Get 'em. Go get
'em, General Lee.

Hey.

Look at that, it's Rosco.
And Uncle Jesse's with him.

Bo, look, it's the General.

- 'He's headin' for 'em.'
- 'He sure is.'

It's the General Lee.

- 'There's nobody drivin' him.'
- He's comin' straight for us.

- 'Watch out, Rosco!'
- Watch it!

'Oh, we're goin'
in! We're goin' in!'

You stay right here. I'm
gonna make sure they're alright.

- Let me out.
- Yeah. Hold it! Hold it!

Oh, never mind them.

Get that orange
car back en route.

Come on, hurry!
The train's comin'.

We're rollin'. We'll make it.

Hey!

You want your car back.

Bo!

'Bo, look! The General!'

Okay, pal, you've had it.

General, it's good
to have you back.

General, let's get
this silly thing off you.

The train, get that train.

G-General?

Come on, now. I
thought we was buddies.

If this don't work, I gotta
get this thing off here.

Daisy, Daisy.

Well, where are
they? Where'd they go?

- Well, Bo's over there.
- Where? Where?

I can't see 'em. Come
on. Up to higher ground.

Up to higher ground. Come on.

Now, General, come on,
please. Don't you do this to me.

General. General, don't do that.

- Ah, he did it!
- He got her good!

General... good
to have you back.

And so, that's how
Bo, Luke and Daisy

foiled the Hazzard
great train robbery.

The Dukes figured, one
good turn deserved another

so they left Boss'
name out of it.

But it did cost him
a hefty contribution

to the county orphanage.

Finally, the General
Lee was welcomed back

into the Duke family.

I guess some
folks think it's silly

to feel that way about a car,
but some of us feel different.