07x12 - Sky Bandits Over Hazzard

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Dukes of Hazzard". Aired: January 26, 1979 – February 8, 1985.*
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Cousins Bo and Luke certainly have a way of finding trouble with the law everywhere they turn.
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07x12 - Sky Bandits Over Hazzard

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'Yee-haw!'

Y'all ever play dominoes?

Like when one thing goes, it
knocks over everything else?

Well, it happens in
Hazzard too. Watch.

Bo and Luke was
headin' back to Hazzard

after a night of tomcattin'
around in Capitol City.

Jesse had about a mile of
fence that needed to be mended.

The second domino was Boss Hogg.

Who was shipping
three million in cash

to the Federal
Reserve in Atlanta.

Friends, the dominoes
was a fixing to fall.

'Hang on.'

Hey, I'm so sorry
about that, fella, but..

- We had the right of way.
- Who are you fellas?

I'm Luke Duke and this is
my cousin, Bo. You alright?

We'll give you a hand
getting outta here?

Sure appreciate it.
I'm behind schedule.

Trying to make up time.

Alright, we'll get the
chain outta the trunk.

- And I'll back the truck.
- Good luck.

That ain't no domino. Now,
that there is Deputy Enos Strate.

Now, he ain't gonna
make the dominoes fall

but he sure is gonna
bump into the table.

- You got it.
- No problem.

- Just drive careful now.
- Keep between the ditches.

Watch your foot.

'What in the world's
going on up there now?'

- 'Hey, Enos.'
- 'Hey, Enos.'

Anything wrong? What
happened to that armored truck?

No problem. He got stuck in a
ditch, and we helped him out.

We ain't got time to talk.

- See you later.
- Okay, buddy.

Say hey to Daisy for me.

Take her easy.

Good boys. Good boys.

Now, the old boy
drivin' the truck

was fixing to have an encounter

to tell his grandchildren about.

And he ain't even married yet.

Our pigeon's on schedule.
Get ready to move in.

I'm over target now.

Now, the truck
may be a quart low..

But that ain't
where you put it in.

Move in. He's all yours.

Reach that g*n, we'll blow
your head off. Get down.

Come on.

I don't know what the idea is,
but you're not gonna get away.

Keep moving. Now, get
in there. Come on, get in.

Kate, come on.

You know, I thought that
fellow had an awful high voice.

'Over this way. Come on.
Down toward me. Come on, in.'

Keep going. You bet. That's it.

Get it on the
other side. That's it.

Hurry up, let's get out of here.

Okay, take it away.

Friends, there goes
domino number one.

Back in town, Boss
Hogg was trying

a new way to lose weight

not realizing that he had
just lost a ton of money.

You'll get thin.

'Turn and spin
and you'll get thin.'

Now don't stop
and lose your pot.

'Now don't stop
and lose your pot.'

'And one and two
and three and four.'

Thank heavens, the phone.

Oh, Rosco, you answer
it. I can't move at all.

Rosco P. Coltrane.

Get on with it while
I'm doing my aerobatics.

Who? You did? I'll tell him.

Well?

Skip and jump and
you'll lose your lump.

No, no. Who was
that on the phone?

- Oh, that was Mr. Baker.
- Oh, Mr. Baker.

- He was there at Tri-County.
- Yeah, Tri...

You know, he runs that
armored truck... thing..

Yeah. Yeah.

In Atlanta.

He said his driver had
called in with an emergency

'and he wants me
to come check it out.'

Mr. Baker at Tri-County's
Armored Truck?

- Yeah.
- He lost contact?

- Yeah, he lost contact.
- N-n-now, Rosco, listen.

What?

I have three million
dollars in cold cash

from my bank on that truck.

- Don't tell me that.
- It could be a disaster.

On account of for
the first time ever

I didn't take out no insurance.

Oh, dumb, dumb, dumb.

Shame, shame, everybody
knows your name.

- That's terrible.
- I know it is. I know.

I tell you, to save a few
thousand I could lose millions.

- Oh.
- Alright, alright, alright.

Where did he say
they lost contact?

- Oak Valley.
- Oak Valley, here we come.

- We gotta get that truck.
- Oh, yeah.

Come on, come on,
there ain't a minute to lose.

- You can take a break now.
- Hey!

Come on, come on, come on.

Of all the times we
have to go runnin' out..

I've gotta get that
armored truck.

I can't imagine what
they're thinking of.

Three million bucks, Rosco.

Come on, come on,
don't take time to dress.

'Come on, we'll
dress on the way.'

'Come on, come
on, come on. Here.'

'Come on, where's my
shirt? Where's my shirt?'

'Oh, there's my pants.'

'Come on, come on,
get dressed, will you?'

- Here, let me get...
- Alright, drive.

Oh. Oh. Wait a minute, Boss.

Boss, I can't get
into this thing.

Back at the farm, everybody was
loading the fence-mending gear

not knowing that with
what was gonna happen

they weren't gonna be
doing any fence work.

- You think, Luke?
- That should do it.

'This is Oak Valley,
and I don't see anything.'

'Keep driving.
We gotta find him.'

'If I lose this three million
bucks, my bank will go under.'

'Does that mean I'm gonna
lose my Christmas account?'

'Huh? Would you just
hush up and keep driving.'

This is a busy road today.

sh**t, wild-goose chase.

Enos. Enos.

You see an armored
truck around here?

- Armored truck?
- You didn't.

- Sure did.
- You did? Where, where?

Back yonder a ways. The Duke
boys helped him out of a ditch.

Oh, the Duke boys,
I should have known.

You know that's what's
happened to your armored truck.

- It was a stickup.
- 'I know. I know.'

Alright, come on, let's go.

We're gonna arrest
them thieving Dukes.

- Come on, let's go.
- Mr. Hogg, sheriff..

The Duke boys wouldn't..

Mr. Hogg. Sheriff.
Sheriff, they..

Daisy packed us
a heck of a lunch.

'Good. I could
about eat a horse.'

Folks, the second
domino is about to fall.

You timed it just right.
We got it all loaded.

- Alright, you Dukes.
- Come on. Come on.

- You're under arrest.
- Arrest? Arrest for what?

- Oh, this is a biggie.
- Yeah.

You held up that armored
truck from my bank

with three million bucks aboard,
and I call that grand larceny.

Alright, now, we know you
Dukes are hiding that truck

around here somewhere.
Now, where is it?

Oh, Rosco, you know the boys
wouldn't do anything like that.

Besides, where do
you get off coming here

making those accusations?

We got them two
larcenous nephews of yours

cold turkey this time.

Yeah. Look, we got a witness.

Enos here, he saw 'em.

Yeah, you're right he saw us.

He saw us pushing that
armored car out of a ditch.

That's right, Mr. Hogg,
that's all they were doing.

Enos, will you hush?

As superior officer, now,
I will do the interrogating.

- Yes.
- Alright, you Dukes.

Now, you admit that you
had a physical contact

with that armored truck, right?

Sure we had contact with
it. How else do we get it out?

The guy drove away,
we ain't seen him since.

And we got work,
so just back off.

Wait a minute. I
ain't buying that.

Listen, you swiped
that truck and my money

and you're gonna rot
in jail until you confess.

- At least.
- Rosco, take 'em away.

Enos, cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

- Yeah, go on.
- But, but..

- Go on.
- They didn't..

They were... the truck
was goin' one way

and they were goin' the
other. They're innocent.

'Would you just do
what you were told?'

Come on, give
us the dang things.

We'll get Rosco
for false arrest.

If you're wondering why
they allowed themselves

to be arrested, it's obvious
you ain't never had to dig

postholes for a mile of fence.

And while the Duke boys was
cuffin' and stuffin' themselves

the real truck
hijackers was hiding

in Boss' abandoned ice house

unbeknownst to Boss.

'Well, here's to Kate,
brains of our outfit.'

She's gonna make
us all millionaires.

- Yeah, Kate.
- Yeah.

Easy on the brew.

We've still got a
long day ahead of us.

Number two on our list

is the bank shipment coming
up from Greenville in minutes.

- So we better get going.
- 'Hey, Kate.'

That armored truck
schedule is pure gold.

How'd you get hold of it?

I've got my sources

I've been planning this
operation for a long time.

And what an
operation. It's brilliant.

You pluck them bank
trucks up in the air

with that super-charged
chopper of yours

'and the fuzz gotta go crazy.'

Whoosh.

They just disappear
without a clue.

We've got two more to
go before we celebrate.

So let's go.

You fellas know our
rendezvous point.

Cleary, make sure our
guest is comfortable.

I'll put him in our
finest accommodations.

Good.

Back in town, Boss was quibbling

pettifogging the Dukes
like he'd done for years.

You've gotta let the boys
out, Boss, that's the law.

Uh-huh.

- Uh, J.D..
- Yeah.

I've got $ here. Now,
I'll give you that, alright?

$ , Jesse Duke!

Them boys stole three million!

And I ain't gonna let 'em out

until they tell me
what they done with it.

Boss, you're wasting
your dang time.

We helped the
driver out of the ditch

and sent him on
his way and that's all.

- Period.
- Yeah.

How come nobody's
seen that driver

his truck or my money again?

We ain't got the slightest idea.

Well, you see, doesn't make
any difference. I got a solution.

It's called the third degree.

Alright, you civilians,
just get on outta here.

This is official police
work. Take 'em outta here.

Come on, come
on, come on, that's it.

- Well, we can't..
- We'll be alright.

Don't want anybody in here that
doesn't have a strong stomach.

Oh, alright. Alright

Not a big stomach, but strong.

Well, let's get it out
of 'em. Come on.

You're right. Now, alright...

- Boo-hoo!
- Boo-hoo!

The truck's right on schedule.

- 'Get ready to move in.'
- Roger.

Well, I told you
it wouldn't work.

You'll never get them
Duke boys to talk.

Maybe we could b*at
'em with a rubber hose.

That'll never make
'em spill the beans.

We could starve 'em.

You know, take away
their pie a la mode.

Now, all you've done
is make me hungry.

- Oh, me too.
- Yeah.

- Ooh, ooh, are those chicken?
- Yeah.

Bo-Boss Hogg is, uh,
Rosco speaking for him.

Yep, well, you
answer it like you did.

What's that?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, no, not another one.

Oh, well, that's,
that's terrible.

Uh, well, thank you for
calling. I appreciate it.

We'll call you if anything
happens, Mr. Baker.

- Mr. Baker?
- Yes.

- That was Mr. Baker?
- Yeah.

- From Tri-County?
- Yeah.

What do you mean another one?

Bad news, bad news.
It happened again.

- It did?
- Another armored truck.

Only this one was
the Greenville run.

- Greenville run?
- Yeah.

The driver calls in, big
emergency then all of a sudden

no, there was nothing
on the airwaves

and it disappeared
just like yours.

- It disappeared?
- Yes.

- If this don't b*at all.
- Oh, I know.

- Well, you know what it means?
- No.

Well, it just clears
the Duke boys.

- Oh, really?
- Or does it?

- Wait a minute.
- Oh.

They're locked up tight.

So they couldn't have
pulled off that Greenville job.

And if they didn't
rob that truck

chances are they sure
didn't knock off mine.

Oh, well-well, you
know what that means

that means that we
don't have a suspect.

I know. We got no
leads to the real crooks.

Oh.

We got no way of recovering
my three million bucks.

- Oh.
- Plus..

- Plus?
- No insurance.

Oh.

When this gets out, there's
gonna be a run on my bank.

- At least.
- I promise you.

- Oh, yes.
- And then, I'll be bankrupt.

Oh, yeah.

- Broke and ruined.
- Yeah.

I-I'll prove it to you. I
can catch those crooks.

Just as soon as I
release those Duke boys.

- Release?
- Oh, wait a minute.

- What?
- Hold everything.

You just gave
me a brilliant idea.

I did? Goody for me.

- Which one was it?
- I'll tell you.

Look, up till now, you and Enos

you never caught
any crooks, did you?

Well... Unless the
Duke boys helped you.

- Well, I wouldn't say that.
- Yeah, well, I would.

- Well...
- So here's my idea.

We ain't gonna tell the Duke
boys they're no longer suspects.

- We ain't?
- We ain't gonna release 'em.

- We ain't?
- No, no.

Instead, we're gonna
let them escape.

We'll let..

Why would we do a
stupid thing as that?

I'll tell ya.

Because once they're out they're
gonna try to clear themselves.

- Like they always do.
- They always do.

- And we'll just tail 'em.
- Tail 'em.

Yeah, to the real crooks.
The missing armored truck.

- Yeah.
- And my million smackeroos.

Ooh, and then I'll let
them do my dirty work.

You'll let them
do your dirty work.

- I'll get paid for it.
- You will?

- I won't?
- Maybe.

- Ooh.
- Here. Here's how we'll do it.

'Stash this truck
with the other one.'

You got any idea what
the heck's going on?

What it looks like to me
is Boss paid some guys

to rip off the bank and he's
gonna get the insurance money.

Well, that figures.

Only way we're gonna be able
to clear ourselves and prove that

is to break outta here
and I don't see how.

Let's get some more exercising.

Exercising.

Alright, you Dukes,
just keep it cool

while Boss and I
do our aerobatics.

- Yeah. All ready.
- Are you ready, guys?

- I'm all ready.
- Just like I said.

- Okay, arms out.
- Arms out.

- Arms out.
- Arms up.

- Arms up.
- Arms up.

- And over.
- Over.

- And one, two, three.
- One, two, three.

Through the legs.

- One, two, three.
- One, two, three.

'And slide back
and one, two, three.'

'You wanna try those running?'

- 'Let's do that.'
- Alright, here we go.

And one, two, three, four.

And up, two, three, four.

- 'And up, two, three, four.'
- 'Two, three, four.'

'And one, two, three, four.'

- And up, two, three, four.
- Up, two, three, four.

- Speaking of running.
- Yeah.

The Dukes just ran out.

- Are they gone?
- They're gone.

- Oh, hallelujah.
- Oh.

- Jailbreak!
- Jailbreak!

- Jailbreak!
- Jailbreak!

Stop them crooks. Jailbreak!

- Jailbreak. Jailbreak.
- Jailbreak.

We got lucky. Let's go.

- 'Jailbreak.'
- 'Jailbreak.'

Jailbreak. Stop them prisoners.

Stop the prisoners.

Now, let me just
stop things right here.

Boss has let the Dukes
escape, so they'll catch the crooks

but Enos ain't in on it,
so he'll try to stop 'em.

And they can't, if he does,
which I hope he won't.

Now, that's straight, huh?

- Jailbreak.
- Jailbreak.

I can't believe it.

- Oh, no, no.
- Oh, oh.

Dag-blasted, what a
time for Enos to show up.

'He's trying to
catch them Dukes.'

He'll ruin everything. Come
on, we gotta get after him.

- Come on!
- That idiot.

Enos is right behind us.

- Let's get 'em.
- Let's get 'em.

Hold it.

- Gotta get after them Dukes.
- What are you looking at?

Wait, sheriff. Careful,
don't get too close.

One of them Dukes may spot us.

Well, I just hope that
bumblebee brain Enos

don't catch 'em.

Well, he never has. I sure
hope he don't break his streak.

- Careful! Careful!
- Easy.

Whoo-hoo!

He's been getting too much
practice. I can't lose him.

Oh!

- Is he alright?
- Yeah, he looks fine.

We better CB Cooter and
have him come pick him up.

Alright.

Well, Enos didn't
fail us, he cracked up.

Oh, hallelujah. He did it.

- Wait a minute. Stop, stop.
- What? What?

The Dukes may think it's
safe to come back this way.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

We better get behind the bushes.
We don't want them seeing us.

- 'Yeah. The bushes.'
- 'Yeah, quick, quick, come on.'

'Yep, right in
these bushes here.'

- 'Oh.'
- 'There, that's the idea.'

'Alright. That's it. Over
there. Yeah, that's good.'

- Right in here.
- Yeah.

Well, then.

- 'They're coming.'
- Don't let 'em see ya.

Get down.

- There they go.
- Yes.

They're heading right into
town like you said they would.

- Oh, you clever bugger.
- Would you please!

Alright now, follow
'em. But easy though.

Just closely follow 'em
because they're gonna lead us

right straight to
the armored truck

and my three million smackeroos.

Yes, smackeroos.

Careful, now. Careful.

Why we heading to town?
We're on the lamb, remember.

We'll sneak in the back
way, but we gotta find Boss.

- We do?
- Yes.

If he faked that robbery,
he's gotta meet up

with the flunkies
he had do the job.

Yeah and then we can tail him.

He'll lead us right
to that armored truck.

Now, they're trying to find
Boss, who's on their tail.

During all this
tail-chasing or chase-tailing

whichever it is

the hijackers were collecting
another truck at their hideout.

Our take is gonna top
the Brink's-Boston job

for the all-time record.

Next on our schedule is
the Capitol City shipment.

Coming up in two
hours and five minutes...

I got a problem. My watch
is missing. I just noticed it.

The band must've broke.

- Did you check the car?
- Yeah, couldn't find it.

Think it could've
fallen off during a job?

That's what I'm worried
about. My initials are on it.

Which means it could be traced.

We got a ten million dollar
scam working like a charm.

And this could blow everything.

Come on, Taylor. Let's go back
and check the two holdup spots.

Yeah.

You better find it
and get back fast.

Don't you know she's testy
before her morning coffee.

Back in Hazzard, word was
out about the missin' money

and started to run
on the Hazzard bank.

We know you're in there.

Oh, Daisy, Jesse.
Oh, this is just awful.

Now, during all this, Bo
and Luke were sneaking back

into town to meet Cooter and
Uncle Jesse at Cooter's Garage.

They just couldn't believe
that Boss and Rosco

could vanish that quick.

Hm, they was right.

My kid sister Beulah Mae

has gotta have a
serious operation

and she hasn't got any money.

I was gonna send her
$ that I'd saved up.

Now, I don't know
what she'll do.

Oh, Miz Tisdale.

Things have a way of working
themselves out. It'll work out.

Emma, we-we'd help you

but everything we
got is in there too.

I'm afraid I'm in the
same shape, Miz Tisdale.

If I don't pay the
gasoline distributor

they're liable to shut me down.

I swear, this is the worst
day Hazzard's ever had.

Oh, what are we all gonna do?

Uncle Jesse, we
better get to the garage

'cause it's been a half hour
since Bo and Luke hollered

on the CB that they
were headed here.

Yeah, we gotta get over there.

Daisy, why don't you take
Emma over to our place

put a cold towel on
her and get her to relax.

We'll figure something
out, sweetheart.

- You just hang in there.
- Don't worry about a thing.

Why don't we go make some tea?

And I'll tell you something

we're not gonna take this
lying down, Miz Tisdale.

Oh, Daisy, you're
all such dear people.

But what are we gonna
do about Beulah Mae?

I'm sorry.

That's far enough. I
hear they closed the bank.

Any sign of Boss?

No, but Uncle Jesse and
Cooter are headed this way.

'Oh, boy, I lost the cash.'

- Oh, the bank.
- 'Oh.'

'I knew this was gonna happen.'

They had to close the doors.

I'm ruined.

- Now, I'm really ruined.
- Oh.

All because I didn't take out
the dag-blasted insurance.

Uh, well, listen, you better
get over there real quick.

- Oh, no.
- No, no.

- Not on your life.
- Why?

- Why, they'd tear me apart.
- Oh.

I don't dare show my face in
town till I get back that money.

Oh.

There, that's better.

There, now this is me.

- Come on. Come on.
- Wait till I get my teeth in.

You sure can't
fool old Flash, huh?

- Oh, there's Flash.
- Oh, there's Flash.

She doesn't know me
either because I'm in disguise.

Yeah.

Listen, get her out of here.

Better get her out.
She'll give us away.

Here, Flash. Flash, here.

Here, darling. Get the
stick. Here. There you go.

That's it. Go, go, go, Flash.

She's so smart.

- Oh, oh.
- What?

'Come on. Come on, you Dukes.'

- Do something. Save me.
- Yeah, yeah.

- You gotta find that truck.
- Yes.

Uh, Daisy checked the house

and Cooter and me
checked the town

there's no sign of 'em anywhere.

Seems like Rosco and Boss
done dropped clean outta sight.

Well, that's strange, especially
considering he closed the bank.

We ain't got time to be
lookin' for 'em no more.

We should head to where
we seen that armored truck.

We can follow the tracks
to the site of the holdup.

And figure out
the mess we're in.

Absolutely.

Hope you figure out something
'cause our money's in there too

what there is of it.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. We'll see you later.

'Come on, you Dukes.
Come on, come on.'

- Oh-ho. That fleabag came back.
- Yes, he brought the stick.

Do something.
Hey, there they are.

- 'Look, there's Bo and Luke.'
- 'Oh.'

Come on, we
gotta start tailin' 'em.

Just-just leave this dog behind

because our whole
lives depend on them.

Well, stay here, Flash. We
don't have a disguise for ya.

Come on, Rosco.

And so the boys went
back to Oak Valley

found the tire tracks
and the armored truck

and started following them

with Boss and
Rosco not far behind.

'Here, there they are.'

Hold it. Hold it, hold it.

Somebody's snoopin' around.

Come on out here a minute.

- 'Dag-blasted!'
- I think I swallowed my teeth.

- What you got?
- This is weird.

Them tracks disappear right
here in the middle of the road.

Well, they sure do, don't they?

Wonder where the heck
that truck could've gone.

Hey, Luke?

- Yeah.
- Take a look. A watch.

- My watch! He...
- Shush.

He picked up something.
Maybe it's a clue.

- Get back, will ya?
- Ooh.

Uh, "Possession is-is
nine-tenths of the law," friend.

Don't get cute with me, sonny.

Give me that or you're gonna...

Now, you are...

- Those are the crooks. Come on.
- No, no, no.

We want the Duke boys to
do the dirty work, remember?

- Oh. Oh.
- Yeah.

- Besides, you might mess it up.
- Oh.

'Hey, Luke, need a hand?'

Hold it.

One more move from
either of you and it's your last.

Ah!

Oh, them two fellas
are gettin' away.

Those Duke boys
ain't doing so hot.

Dag-blasted!

You alright?

- He surprised me, that's all.
- Yeah. Uh-huh. Surprised you.

The Dukes are following
them. They're liable to get sh*t.

- You bite your tongue.
- Oh.

Alright. They're on the move.
Come on. We can't lose them.

- Come on, you drive. You drive.
- 'Oh, yeah.'

Come on. Get in there.
Come on. We can't lose 'em.

'Come on.'

- 'Listen, Boss.'
- 'What?'

'I think you oughta put
Enos and I on the case.'

'Oh, no way.'

'Them Dukes always
come out lookin' like a rose.'

'I'm going with 'em all the
way. Come on, come on.'

Come on, move it, move it.

Look out.

The bank's failing, the
Dukes are being sh*t at

and there goes two
dominoes at once.

- 'You alright?'
- Yeah, I think so.

Hope the General Lee's
all in one piece. sh**t.

Looks okay.

Dang! It's a shame we lost
them. They had to be the hijackers.

Luke, the initials B.J.T.
mean anything to you?

What brings that up?

On the back of the watch, the
initials B.J.T. were engraved.

- Well..
- That's a crazy idea.

Let's head back to Boss' office

and see if we can tie
him together with this fella.

Ah, he's gotta be
involved somehow.

We gotta find that money too

the whole dang
town's dependin' on us.

Hurry. Come on. Don't lose
them Dukes whatever you do.

Look out!

Watch out! No, no, no.

'Look out. Look out.'

'No, no, no.'

'Now, you did it.
Alright, get out.'

'Come on, let's
start this thing.'

'Wait.'

'Can you get it open?'

Yeah. I'll try.

Them two was fixin'
to report back to Kate..

Figuring things was okay.

Hey, Cleary. Ha ha. Here it is.

Here's my watch.

Never mind your wristwatch.

How could you let
those two hicks go?

Should've knocked 'em off.
What does that do to our plan?

Like we told you on the radio

those two yokels don't have
any idea what's going on.

Yeah, there's no
reason we should stop.

We still have time to hit
the Capitol City shipment.

Now, let's do it. And you
two just better stay on the ball.

How'd you like to
have to sweet-talk her?

And in town, Bo and Luke
had dropped into Boss' office

and was searchin' for some
clues to what was happening

so they could figure
out what was happening.

Take a look at Rosco's
desk and bookin' office.

Alright.

'Hello. This is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'In case of robbery,
as*ault or mayhem'

'just leave your name
and phone number'

'at the sound of the beep
and I'll get back to you'

'in just two shakes
of a lamb's tail.'

'Sheriff, this is Mr. Baker'

'at the Tri-County Armored
Transport Company in Atlanta.'

'Please call me back
immediately at - - - - - - .'

'This is urgent. Hurry.'

That's the company the
armored truck's from, ain't it?

- It sure is.
- What the heck's goin' on?

I don't know. Maybe
we can find out.

Why don't you give
him a call, sheriff?

Oh, good grief.

- Come on, you can do it.
- Uh, - - ..

'Tri-County Armored Transport.'

This is Sheriff Rosco
P. Coltrane calling.

'Shame, shame, everybody
knows your name.'

'Oh, sheriff, this
is Mr. Baker.'

'I'm concerned over
our bank shipment'

'from Capitol City
this afternoon.'

Oh, tiddly-tuddly,
I don't blame you.

'After those other two holdups'

'I can't afford to let
anything go wrong.'

Other two holdups?

'Yes, sheriff, I called about
the one outside Greenville.'

'Don't you remember?'

Are you kiddin' me?
Of course I remember.

I'm a trained officer of the law

I remember things like
that. Been busy around here.

'I'd like you to give our
armored truck from Capitol City'

'an escort through
Hazzard County.'

'Just in case those
crooks are still in the area.'

'It's leavin' at : .'

Oh, that's a big ten-four.

Sheriff Rosco P.
Coltrane's on the job

them criminals are in
trouble. Big, big, big trouble.

If there's a flaw in the
slaw, I'll find it. Oh, I'm gone.

So there's been two
armored truck holdups.

Yeah, this thing's
bigger than we thought.

We still don't know whether
Rosco and Boss are involved.

Only one way we can find out.

- Let's go look.
- Yeah.

And meantime, Daisy
was trying to cheer up

Miz Tisdale at the farm.

There you go.

'Lost Sheep callin' Bo Peep.
Lost Sheep callin' Bo Peep.'

I didn't expect that so soon.

Bo Peep here.
How you fellas doin'?

Well, that all depends.

We're doing fine, but if
we have the good luck

to run into those guys we're
gonna need our bows and arrows.

Sure, name the
place, I'll be there.

How about Wilson Road, two
miles east of Capitol City, alright?

Sounds fine to me.
I'll see you there.

'You got it. Bye-bye.'

Sounds awful dangerous.

I just hope them
dear boys is careful.

Miz Tisdale, they will be.

I'll tell you what... I'm
hopin' they catch them crooks

and get all the money back
for the Bank of Hazzard.

I'll pray for 'em, same time
I'm prayin' for poor Beulah Mae.

Alright, you just
make yourself at home.

- I'll be back in a jiffy.
- You be careful, honey.

'I will be, Miz Tisdale.'

- 'Bye.'
- Bye.

Yeah, it's good.

And so the chopper g*ng was
off for the Capitol City Road.

And so was Bo and
Luke and sweet Daisy.

The boys figured they could
use all the help they could get.

So they had her call
Uncle Jesse and Cooter.

And they headed for
the Capitol City Road too.

I'm letting you know, two Lost
Sheep would like to meet us

at Capitol City Road.
I'll see you there.

Now, in case you're wondering
what happened to Boss and Rosco

their engine had up and d*ed

and they was havin'
trouble reviving it.

Oh, oh, that smarts.

Looks like them old boys

between a rock and a
hard place, Uncle Jesse.

- Think we oughta help 'em?
- Always got time for that.

- Y'all boys need a hand?
- We'll be glad to..

Boss Hogg and Rosco.

Where in tarnation
have you two been?

'How come y'all
dressed like that?'

Oh.

You runnin' off with
the bank money?

- Oh, no, no. Of course not.
- No.

Listen, them crooks
got the money.

- Yeah.
- And it wasn't insured.

'I thought maybe Bo and Luke
might find 'em... the crooks.'

So, I let 'em escape from jail

and Rosco and me
we're tailing 'em now.

That's right, we're..

We're gonna let them
do the dirty work, see?

Well, that's exactly
what they're doing.

They're on their
way to Capitol City

trying to protect your money.

They are? Well, we
better get there too.

Listen, if them holdup
crooks strike again

maybe we can grab 'em
and get back my three million?

Yes, and then we
can reopen the bank.

I'll say amen to that.
All my money's in there.

We can reopen the bank, and I
can get my Christmas money out.

Just about this time

the shipment from Capitol
City Bank had left town

and the boys were
speeding toward

their rendezvous
point with Daisy.

- Great.
- Hang on.

What a time for a flat tire.

It's gonna have to be
the fastest pit stop ever.

No time to find out, let's go.

What the..

'I'm over target now.'

Oh, lordy.

Oh, we got a visitor.

You take care of it.

Go on, get in there. Go on.

Hold it right there.

Look at him pointing that
great big g*n at little-bitty Daisy.

Wonder what he'd use if it
was a man behind that wheel.

Get out of there,
fellas, and bring the girl.

Alright, come on. Get out.

Come on.

'Alright, bring it down.'

There.

Bo and Luke was barrelin' off
to their rendezvous with Daisy.

There's the jeep.

'Where's Daisy?'

Daisy?

Hey, Daisy?

That don't make no
sense. The thing runs fine.

Bows and arrows
in the back seat.

- Daisy!
- Here's Daisy's locket.

What?

I got a bad feelin' she
ran into them hijackers.

Oh, great. Well,
if they hurt her..

We're gonna have
to find them first.

Bo, look at this.

These truck tracks disappear
just like the other ones did.

Hey, suppose that helicopter
had anything to do with this?

That sounds crazy,
but... anything's possible.

- All I know is they got Daisy.
- Yeah, we better find her.

If it wasn't for us, she
wouldn't be in this mess.

We have to cover
a lot of ground fast.

Okay. Why don't we call Verne
in Conyers? Get 'em things again?

He let us use them to find
Daisy once, he'd do it again.

- Where's Daisy? What happened?
- She disappeared.

We're huntin' for her. We think
she got picked up by hijackers.

I...

We're gonna head to
Conyers, see if we can borrow

Verne's ultralights
and take a look upstairs.

You do that, and the rest of
us can conduct a ground search.

Wait a minute. This is
police official business.

I'm commandeering this truck.

We'll go to the north
end of the county.

- 'Yeah.'
- What about Daisy's jeep?

Don't worry about
that, we'll pick it up later.

Let's go.

Their good buddy in
Conyers came through for 'em

and Bo and Luke
were soon takin' off

in their ultralights headin'
out on their search for Daisy.

Let's spread out. We can
cover more ground that way.

- All we can do is keep lookin'.
- You got that right.

Okay, go.

And during all this,
Daisy was being locked up

with the rest of the g*ng's
prisoners back at the hideout.

- Got the truck all stashed.
- Yeah. And another full load.

Must be a couple
of million there.

I think we got the heist record.

- That's right.
- We going for any more, Kate?

It's getting too risky.
That girl seeing us and all.

I think we should
do a little countin'.

Then, divide up our take and off
we go into the wild blue yonder.

The two searching
parties, up in the air

and on the ground,
kept in radio contact.

They was getting more
and more desperate though

'cause they hadn't found any
sign of Daisy or them crooks.

Hey, look. You see something
shining over on that ridge?

'Yeah, it's over there
by the ice house.'

'There's a clearing
there we can set down in.'

'Luke, take a look down there.'

'Don't that look like a
helicopter next to that tree?'

'Lost Sheep to Shepherd'

'we spotted something
on Crow's Ridge.'

We're going in to take a look.

We ain't far from you.
We'll meet you there.

This is Shepherd, out.

'Look at them armored cars.'

Looks like we found out
where they've been hiding 'em.

I wonder if Daisy and
them drivers are alright?

Easy.

'That g*ng must
all be in there.'

Alright, Rosco, what
are you gonna do?

Listen. First..

Listen, what we'll
do, is let you two..

No, you, uh, then, then we'll...

For goodness sakes.

Luke, what-what,
would you suggest?

For one thing, they're
gonna have to be armed.

Armed, yes.

We're gonna have
to be careful about it.

We don't wanna hurt
Daisy or 'em drivers.

- That's for sure.
- Or me either.

I'll go down and scout it out.
And I'll give you a high sign.

Fortunately, while everybody
was movin' into position

the robbers were
divvying up their loot.

There he goes.

'This is the last sack.'

Alright, come on.

Moo-ow!

- What's that supposed to be?
- A big cat.

- A big cat?
- Yeah.

Meow.

Meow.

See that g*n? Now,
that fella really hates cats.

Ooh.

Now, J.D.

- Get him.
- Get him.

Hold it right there.
All of you. I'll sh**t.

Oh, you got her.

J.D., pick up that g*n.

- Get up.
- I got the g*n.

- I got the g*n.
- Yeah.

Alright, alright, young lady.

- 'The game is up now.'
- 'Oh, oh, alright.'

Daisy, you alright?

That's how the Dukes, with
an assist from the other folks

in Hazzard solved the mystery
of the skyjacking bank robbers.

There it is. There
it is. Oh, there it is.

Boss got his money back

the boys making
sure that's all he got.

Three million smackeroos.

The Bank of Hazzard reopened,
Miz Tisdale got her money out.

And the Duke boys..

Well, with the reward
money for the crooks

they bought Miz
Tisdale a plane ticket

so she could be with
her sister, Beulah Mae

during her operation.

But then, that's the
way folks are in Hazzard.
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