07x16 - Enos and Daisy's Wedding

[bunniefuu]

'Yee-haw!'

Now, there's General
Lee just tootlin' along.

Not bein' chased or nothin'.

Friends, that's the
calm before the storm.

The eye of the hurricane.
And all them other analogies

what mean something
bad is just about to happen

to somebody.

I'm sure glad, you'll
are in a good mood.

Because we gonna get
the shoppin' done in no time.

Uh, shopping, yeah.
Uh, look, uh, Daisy.

Uh, Luke and, and, and me...

What Bo's tryin' to say is
that we're supposed to meet

couple of girls at the
Boar's Nest for lunch.

I'm supposed to do
the shoppin' myself?

We'd like to go, but
they made us promise.

Oh, yeah, I bet...

You don't wanna cook
for us forever, do you?

- 'Ah, just this once.'
- 'Okay. This once.'

Now, that somethin' I
said was about to happen

is about to happen.

'Yeah, yeah. That
shipment of money'

is on my desk awaitin' for
your armored truck to get there...

It's gotta go out on time,
'cause I ain't got all day.

What? What? What? You
gonna be half an hour late?

- Would you please?
- Will you knock it off?

No! No, not you, not
you. Listen. Alright, alright.

Uh, I'm tellin' you, my sheriff
and I gotta be in Capitol City

'any minute to close
a big realty deal.'

So, just hurry up
as fast as you can.

Oh, oh, oh. What
a kettle of fishes.

If you're in a hurry,
Mr. Hogg, I can stand guard

over this money, till the
armored truck arrives.

You? Well... it would
save me a lot of trouble.

Don't you worry, now.
I'll guard it with my life.

It'll be as safe with me, as
an egg under a mother hen.

Alright, alright. I-I
guess, I gotta do it.

I ain't got no other
choice in the matter.

Listen, here. Come
on, come on, let's go.

- Enos, I'll tell you what.
- Yes.

I'll lock up that front door,
and don't you let nobody in

until the armored
truck gets here.

- You get it?
- Yes, sir.

Come on, come on, come
on. Enos! You take care, now.

Alright, all locked up.

- I'll drive.
- Yeah, you better drive.

I gotta get to
Capitol City quickly.

How come everything
has to happen at once.

It's just like hot pursuit.

Well, can't say I ain't
worried leavin' Enos there.

Come on, that way! That's it!

Looks like, they only left one
deputy to guard the money.

- Yeah. Wonder why?
- I don't know.

But we can see the inside
of that bank pretty good.

Seems a whole lot easier

takin' that one deputy, than
trailin' that armored truck

once it gets here and takin' it.

Besides, this gives
us a pigeon to lay it on.

Sounds good to me.

It almost seems
too easy, don't it?

"Your carrots? It's my
carrot, you rascally rabbit."

Yeah. Right tool for the job.

"Hey, it isn't
polite to point, doc.

'"It isn't polite to
ravage my carrot patch.'

'"Hold your fire,
Fudd, I'm hoppin"

'"skippin' and jumpin' out
of here. Ugh! Slam! Oof!'

What's up, Cicero?"

Freeze, deputy. Ah, ah. Freeze.

Just like you are,
or you've bought it.

Now, stand up, real slow.

Drop the comic on the floor.
Put your hands over your head.

Now, turn around.

I don't know who
you are, but you ain't

gonna get away
with robbin' this bank.

We ain't robbing
this bank. You are.

So, if you don't want anybody
to get hurt, especially yourself

you do exactly what we tell you.

Now, you're gonna
pick up them moneybags

and you're gonna
move to the front door.

And my partner here, he's
gonna pull the car right out front.

'Let's go.'

Oh, gosh.

Now remember, you owe me one.

Pick me up at the
drugstore in an hour. Okay?

You got it.

Don't be late!

So far, so good.

Remember... my partner
is gonna have his g*n

right on you. So don't play
hero or you'll be a dead one.

Now I'm goin' for the car.
You're gonna step outside.

Count to , walk
slowly to the car.

Throw the money in,
and get behind the wheel.

- 'You got it?'
- Say that again, please.

Yes, sir. Just don't hurt
no innocent people, please.

Well, now, that's up to you.

Step outside and start counting.

Slow.

Bye. See ya.

Hi, Enos.

What's the matter?
You hard of hearin'?

Hey, where you goin'
with all that money?

I, I can't talk now, Daisy. I..

It's confidential business.
Now, why don't you run along.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Okay. See ya.

Move it or your
girlfriend gets it.

Now, there ain't many folks
here in Hazzard that know Enos

as well as Daisy.

And you can bet the
farm he ain't the Enos

that Daisy knows.

Hey, Bo, look what time it is.

Oh, yeah. We gotta
pick up Daisy, don't we?

Yep.

Alright. One.

Two.

- Three.
- Three.

Listen, we'll see you
tonight, regular time, okay?

Yeah. We had a great time.

They sure are
lucky, they're cute.

As Bo and Luke headed for
town, Enos, with a g*n in his back

was drivin' them
heavies out of town.

Y'all oughta give up, before
you get in deeper trouble.

Hey, can it, chucklehead.
Pull the car over up ahead here.

- Right here?
- Here.

'Well, come on,
deputy, get out.'

You fellas, sure you don't
wanna give yourselves up?

It's easier on you
in the long run.

What for? We ain't done nothin'.

You took the
money from the bank.

All we're gonna do is spend it.

I'll give you all just
one more chance.

Is he for real?

I gotta get to town.
Mr. Hogg's gonna k*ll me.

As them bank robbers
was headin' out of Hazzard

Bo and Luke were headin' for it.

Aimin' to pick up Daisy,
like they promised.

That Cindy sure is a nice gal.

Yeah, Sandy ain't
half bad neither.

- Pretty as a picture.
- Yeah.

Nice work.

Bo. Look out.

They sure was in
a heck of a hurry.

Yeah, no kidding.

That's Enos.

'He'd make better
time in his patrol car.'

- Enos, what you doin'?
- Hey! There's been a robbery!

They got the money and
went that way. Kidnapped me.

Get in, get in the door.

Better slow down a little bit.

Yeah. Wouldn't want to
get busted for speedin'.

Now, the heavies
had a good head start

but the General was
layin' down rubber

while the crooks
was layin' back.

The Dukes had a fair sh*t.

I tell you we did everything
accordin' to the rules.

I mean, there was no regulation

that we didn't follow about
leavin' money and having...

Hogg, this is the fifth
time in the last two years

your bank has been robbed under
very suspicious circumstances.

- No, that makes six.
- Oh, would you please?

Look, I'm trying to
tell you, Mr. Adjuster.

I left my trusted deputy
sheriff, Enos Strate

to guard that money till
the armored truck got here.

Well, then where is he?
And where's the money?

- We'll find him.
- Morning, Boss.

Rosco, have you
seen Bo and Luke?

Never mind that. Have
you seen Enos Strate?

Yeah. Just as he drove off
with them bags of money.

Huh? What? What?
He did what? What?

Now, let me get this
straight, young lady.

Now, you saw this deputy
drivin' off with bags of money?

Yeah.

'Was he alone?'

Yeah. As far as I could tell

there wasn't anybody
in the car with him.

Well, Mr. Hogg, looks
like you're a lucky man.

'Well, you now know,
who robbed your bank.'

'We sure do.'

They made you haul the
money outta there, huh?

- You walked a long way, huh?
- That's them.

- That green car there.
- There they are.

Hey, Slade. Take
a look behind us.

Ain't that the car we
passed a few miles back?

'It sure looks like 'em.'

'Comin' on awful
quick. Move it.'

Oh, great. They spotted us.

That truck's not leaving
us much room to get by.

Pull on up as close to
that truck as you can.

I'll do that.

Look out for that
truck comin' alongside.

Alright.

Holy smoke. They're
cuttin' the rope.

That must be what it looks like

layin' in the bottom of a bowl
when you pour the cereal.

- Look out!
- Look out!

Seems like them Dukes
is always havin' tire trouble.

One good thing about
a country bumpkin.

- What's that?
- I don't know.

I never thought
of one good thing.

I'm sorry, we lost them, Enos.

That's okay, Bo.

We'll take you back to
the courthouse, okay?

I got a good look
at the license plate.

Did you? We'll get an
A.P.B. out once we're back.

Alright.

I'm tellin' you. Enos
couldn't have done it.

- He just ain't no bank robber.
- Well, we all know that.

- Everyone knows it. But still...
- I'll tell you something, Hogg.

That deputy better be
behind bars by nightfall.

My insurance company will
not cover your losses anymore.

- You understand me?
- Yes. Uh.

- What a sorehead.
- Listen. But..

Listen to me.

It just came out wrong. I
didn't say the right thing.

Oh, that's Enos.

I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg. They
got the drop on me, Mr. Hogg.

Well, Rosco. Just don't
stand there. Arrest him.

- Alright, Enos.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg.

'You're under arrest.'

- Under arrest?
- For what?

For robbin' my
bank. That's for what.

Honest, Mr. Hogg. I didn't
rob your bank. Two fellas did.

- We just nearly caught 'em.
- 'Where are they now?'

- Well, we lost them. But...
- 'Oh-ho-ho. Likely story.'

It's the truth, so
help me, Mr. Hogg.

- Scout's honor, sheriff.
- You know somethin'?

It's a shame, shame,
everybody knows your name.

I never thought
you'd be a rotten cop.

I gotta admit, even I
find it hard to believe

all this about Enos, but
well, we got an eyewitness.

'You got an eyewitness?
Whoever it is, must be lying.'

Oh. Oh, well. Ask her yourself.

It's your own
cousin, Daisy Duke.

Enos, all I said was
that I saw you puttin'

those money bags in
the car and drivin' off.

I can explain that.

Ah-ah! No, you can't. You can't.

No time for talkin' now, Enos.
You'll get your chance in court.

Yeah, Enos. Give me that badge.

If anybody could've
just curled up and d*ed

it was Daisy.

No. Now listen. Don't
look at me like that. I..

'You know, Boss, I
just cannot believe'

that Enos Strate
would rob a bank.

Me neither. I mean,
it's the hardest thing

I've ever had to believe.

Of course, it was my money
that was stolen, and yet Enos..

- Rosco P. Coltrane here.
- 'Daisy Duke herself..'

Who? Yeah. Wait a minute.
I'll ask him if he's here.

- Are you here?
- Of course, I'm here.

Well, this is the adjuster
from the insurance company.

What? Listen. Go
fetch Enos, will you?

I guess, we'll just have to
give him the third degree.

- O-oh! Get a...
- 'I suppose we will. Listen.'

You be the bad guy,
I'll be the good guy.

Wait a minute. You're a
better bad guy than I am.

- Why do I have to...
- Oh, please! Would you go?

- Well, say hello from Rosco.
- Alright, hello from Rosco.

Oh. I don't know what
I'm doin'. J.D. Hogg here.

Yeah. Oh. Yes, sir. Yeah.
Oh, I'm afraid, it is true.

Yeah. Well, we got that
deputy sheriff in custody. Yeah..

While Daisy and Jesse
headed for Hazzard

to see about
postin' bail for Enos.

Bo and Luke were
scourin' the road

they'd chased them
crooks on with a lot of luck.

All of it bad.

Alrighty, Enos. I'm
gonna get the rubber hose.

Da-da-da!

I thought you said, you
want to be the good guy.

You be the, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Alright.

Enos, my patience
is wearin' thin.

- Now, then. Talk.
- Well, uh, B-Boss, Boss.

Listen. Wait a minute.
Don't yell at the dipstick.

Well, I...

Now. Now listen, little
dipstick. Now listen.

Now, you are in deep
sheep dip now, you know that.

Well, there, there maybe
a way you can get out of it.

If you can get Daisy
Duke to change her story.

Uh, uh, Rosco.

I'd never do that,
sheriff. I'd never do that.

Daisy saw it, even though
what she saw wasn't

really what she saw at all.
I'd never get her to lie for me.

Even if it means
my goin' to prison.

And as sure as a one-legged
duck will swim in a circle.

Enos is gonna
wind up in the jug.

Unless old Bo and
Luke find the crooks.

Gone.

Nothin'.

Just like a paycheck
by Saturday mornin'.

'Hey, there's
Cooter's tow truck.'

Hey, Cooter!

- Hey, Cooter!
- What say, y'all?

- Hey, Cooter.
- What?

Kind of wonderin', have you
seen a green car go by this way?

That's a funny thing.

'Cause I just got a call
from ol' Rosie Walker.

- You know Rosie.
- Yeah.

And he said, that he
wanted me to come out here

and haul off a car
off of his property.

- 'It turns out that that car.'
- Yeah?

That very car, that he was
talkin' about... was green.

- That's it.
- That's your green car.

That means they switched.

It means, they also
must have another one.

Let's take a look.

- Hey, do me a favor, will you?
- Yeah.

- Tell me what's goin' on here.
- Well..

Just our luck.

As Bo filled Cooter in, Luke
searched the heavies' car.

Hey, hey, hey.

'Hey!'

- Found somethin'.
- What you got?

- Look.
- Capitol City Motel.

'Let's get on outta here.'

- Sorry, we can't help you tow.
- Thanks a lot for your help.

Sure. But, uh..

We'll talk to you later.

The Dukes got
themselves a hot lead.

Which was coolin' off real fast.

Let's get to Atlanta. I got
me some plans for that cash.

Yeah, I got some
plans of my own.

Hey!

Come back here, you deadbeats.

'I sure appreciate you and
Uncle Jesse bailin' me out, Daisy.'

Oh, it's the least we could do.

Seein' as how I got you into
this mess with my big mouth.

It's a right pretty
mouth, Daisy.

And it wasn't your
fault. Heck, I mean..

You just said what you saw.

Well, I know, but, Enos,
there you were protectin' me.

And me not even knowin'
it, and then I go and do this.

I tell you, we're gonna
make it up to you, Enos.

I promise. Between Bo and
Luke and Uncle Jesse and I.

We're gonna find those guys.

Thanks, but I don't want
nobody gettin' hurt on my account.

Enos, you are the sweetest
guy in the whole world.

Daisy, I could sit in
jail the rest of my life

with them words
ringin' in my ears.

You're not gonna have to.

I hope you find them..

When Bo and Luke got
to the Capitol City Motel

their bad luck turned good.

'Cause the motel manager
gave them the license plate

and the color of the car
the crooks was now driving.

'As the state's deputy attorney
general, I wanted to commend'

you two gentlemen, personally

for the arrest of
that bank robber.

Even though he
is one of your own.

Oh, well, that's, uh,
mighty kind of you

to say them kind words, sir.

Of course, you're right.
I-it is a little embarrassing.

Nonsense, Mr. Hogg.

This is an election year.

And the incumbent governor
of our fair and glorious state

wants to make an
example in this case.

- Oh.
- Oh.

'That no one is above the law.'

- Oh, no.
- No one.

- 'Even the law.'
- Even the law.

Now, how strong's your case?

Oh, listen, we
have an eyewitness

that's, uh, beyond approach.

Daisy Duke.

Excellent. I'd like
to see the lady.

- Well, y-y-you see...
- Well, look. No, you.

I mean... well, anyhow.

There's a flaw in
the slaw, you see.

A flaw in the slaw?

'Well, we ain't sure that the
eyewitness saw everything'

'there was to see. And we don't
even know that Deputy Strate'

uh, is completely guilty.

- Not completely!
- It's all very confusing.

'Now you better have
the right man, Mr. Hogg.'

Because if that lawman goes free

the governor's gonna
be very unhappy

with the former Hazzard
County commissioner.

Oh. Former.

Now, there was a lot of
roads leadin' out of Capitol City

that them crooks could be on.

But Bo and Luke plugged
into the good-ol'-boy network

and an -wheeler told
them just where to look.

Bingo. There they are.

We can do it.

- Hey, Slade.
- Hm?

Company's comin'.

I'll be darned, if I know
how they found us.

'Well, they're gettin'
to be downright pesky.'

He's good. But I got
somethin' special up my sleeve.

- He's good.
- Yeah.

But you're better
though. Ain't ya?

Where did they go?

'If I knew, I'd tell ya.'

- Better double back.
- Yeah.

I know who those guys were.

We better lie low for a while.

Let's head to the shack.

Yes. That's what I said I saw.

But I ain't sayin' it in court,
so you can twist it all around

and make it look like
Enos robbed that bank.

Now, see here, young lady, I
will subpoena your testimony.

And if you refuse to
answer that subpoena

you'll be in contempt of court.

And if you try to
change your testimony

you'll be guilty of perjury.

'So either way, you go to jail.'

Mr. Hogg, see to the situation.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Boss, Rosco, you
know Enos is innocent.

Where's your backbone? You
gonna let this fella, railroad Enos?

- Well, wait a minute, Jesse.
- Yeah. Well...

We got our doubts, too.

That's right. Daisy
was a witness.

'Yeah.'

You see there, Daisy?
Our hands are cuffed.

Yeah. And if Enos is
stuffed, well, you did it.

- You.
- Mm.

Well, I know Enos is innocent.

And once Bo and Luke
find them bank robbers

everything's gonna be just fine.

Well, uh. Alright.

- You.
- Me?

- Me?
- You.

'Enos is out on bail.'

- 'Great.'
- So, did you find them?

- Well, yeah, we found 'em.
- Good.

Yeah. But we lost 'em.

Listen, Bo's cookin' up some
hot dogs. Y'all want some?

The state police has put
an APB out on their car.

Don't worry about it,
Daisy. Now they'll find 'em.

If they don't, I've
made up my mind.

I'm gonna leave town. I
can't testify against Enos.

That wouldn't do no good.

The law would come and get
you no matter where you are.

If they can't find me,
there's no case against Enos.

What do you think,
Enos is gonna say?

Think he'll sit still while
you leave town to save him?

He'd probably admit to a
crime he never committed.

Luke is right. We just
gotta find them fellas.

There ain't no other way.

There is another way.

A man's wife can't be forced
to testify against her husband.

So one way or another,
before that trial starts

I'm gonna become
Mrs. Enos Strate.

Friends, that is a heart grabber

worthy of a real romantic.

Uh-uh, uh, Daisy,
you gotta be kidding.

What? That's a joke, right?

You... you're not really
gonna do somethin' like that?

Why not?

W-w-well. Well, for starters,
Daisy, uh... you don't love him.

That's not true.

I happen to have a
genuine affection for Enos.

But-but that isn't love.

We've all got a
genuine affection for him.

Enos is a great guy,
but that don't mean

you gotta sacrifice
your whole life for him.

Enos did for me.

They were gonna sh**t me
down, if he didn't do what they said.

Now, I can't stand to think
of Enos in jail because of me.

Besides, lot of people
learn to love each other

after they're married.

But listen, you're
forgettin' one thing.

Enos hasn't asked
you to marry him yet.

And with him facing a
prospect of goin' to jail

he ain't likely to either.

I know.

But I've got that figured out.

Now, nobody try and stop me.

- Uh..
- Uh..

I really appreciate you trying
to cheer me up like this, Daisy.

Enos, I really brought
you out here to talk.

I'm gonna get
right to the point.

Do you love me?

More than anything in
the whole world, Daisy.

'Then, why haven't you
asked me to marry you?'

Well, I guess..

I guess, I just never
could get the courage to.

Well, I'm gonna ask you then.

Because if I wait
for you to ask me

I'm goin' to be the oldest
bride in Hazzard County.

Aren't you gonna say anything?

I can't ask you to marry
me, if I may be goin' to jail.

Wouldn't be fair.

'It wouldn't be
fair if you didn't.'

Now, Enos, when
people plan to get married

they figure, they're gonna
share the good and the bad.

That's what marriage
is all about. Sharing.

Okay.

I figure we're just gonna
start out with the bad here.

And we'll get to the
good a little later.

Daisy Duke.

Oh!

Are you okay?

I smell peas.

And pork chops.

Rosco. See if you can get
J.D. to eat. Something's wrong.

Oh, well. Uh, uh,
what's wrong, Boss?

J.D., are you gonna eat that
or you just gonna pick at it?

Oh, I'm sorry,
little sponge cake

but I mean, after all
that's happened today

I don't know if you'll believe
this, but I just ain't hungry.

- Oh, my.
- Well, I am.

- You're not!
- No, I'm not.

Come in, whoever you are.

- 'Oh, hi.'
- Boss. Hi.

We'd like to get a
marriage license.

You-you-you want a what?

Oh, my goodness
sakes! Well, all in one day.

Out of the fryin' pan
and into the fire, Enos.

I'll prove to you, I didn't
rob your bank, Mr. Hogg.

You mean, him to
her and her to him?

Enos, oh, my Daisy.

Oh, my goodness!

Are you two just gonna
stand there and gape

or are you gonna congratulate
the bride and groom to be?

Huh? Oh, yeah! We're
gonna congratulate them.

Congratulations! Oh, Daisy Duke.

- Ain't that nice?
- Oh, Daisy.

Tell me, when is the happy
event gonna take place?

- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?

'If we could get a
marriage license.'

Oh, I got the
applications right here.

- 'There they are.'
- 'Four dollars.'

And find someone
to do the marryin'.

Oh, well, This would be
my pleasure to officiate

at the wedding personally.

That'll be $ .

Daisy, I'd love to be
Matron of Honor, if you...

'Oh, I'd love for
you to be, too.'

Oh, she'll be the
Matron of Honor.

Oh, wait a minute
there. Wait, wait, wait.

Listen. Where we
gonna have the wedding?

Well, at the Boar's
Nest. Where else?

And J.D. is gonna
pick up the tab

for the cake and the drinks
and the food, the works!

- I am?
- He is?

Yeah, I guess I am.

Now you get to
writing out that license.

We've got lots to do.

I'm so excited. We gotta
get the Boar's Nest decorated.

'Enos, did you get a ring yet?'

Oh, no, ma'am. No,
ma'am. I'm afraid not.

Golly, I hadn't had time.

Alright, well, then we'll stop
at Mr. Hogg's jewelry store

'on the way and
pick one out at cost.'

'Actual cost.'

'So excited!'

Thank you, Miss Lulu.
Thank you, Mr. Hogg.

In a hideout just
outside of Hazzard

the crooks had decided
to hole up for a while.

I got more than that.

Had the car radio tuned
to the police channel.

State's got an APB out
for us as material witnesses

'in that robbery in Hazzard.'

Ah, don't worry about it.

Long as they got that deputy
as the number one suspect

they ain't gonna
be worryin' about us.

Yeah?

Why it's just it.

We may be losin' our
pigeon. Here. Read this.

"Enos Strate, the
sheriff's deputy

"in jail for bank robbery

"is gettin' married
tomorrow to Miss Daisy Duke

the prosecution's number
one witness against him."

She marries him, she
don't have to testify.

They got no case.

We gotta do somethin'. And fast.

This deputy takin' our rap
for us is too good to lose.

Yeah. And we gotta make
sure it looks like he did it.

I think I know a way.

We ain't gonna
need her testimony.

Now, the news of Daisy
and Enos's wedding

had upset everybody,
from the governor

to the attorney general's deputy

who realized the
legal consequences.

Now, that weddin'
had to be stopped.

No conviction, no re-election.

Therefore, no wedding.

Meanwhile, back in Hazzard

while everybody was preparing
for the big day tomorrow

Enos was tryin' to
memorize them fatal words.

I do. I do.

I do. I do. I do.

Lulu, Boss and Rosco
was fixin' up the Boar's Nest.

Oh!

What did you do to me?

Busiest of all was the bride.

Your, uh..

Your Aunt Lavinia had
that on when I married her.

She'd be right proud
to have you wear it.

The big day finally arrived.

Them two crooks was headin'
for Hazzard with the same intention

as the deputy attorney general

who was also
headin' for Hazzard.

In fact, everybody
was centerin' in

on the weddin' nobody
really wanted, except Enos.

And he wasn't too sure.

Wasn't too bright, neither.

Well, well, well.
All ready to begin.

- Yes.
- Now then, Enos.

Let's have the ring.

- The ring?
- Yeah.

Possum on a gum
bush. I forgot the ring.

- Forgot the ring?
- Good grief.

Enos, you can't
drive. We'll get it.

It's in my other pants,
on the... on-on my bed.

They'll go to your
room. They'll get it.

Well, it wasn't too mind-bending

for them bad dudes to
find out where Enos lived.

They just looked in the
Hazzard phone book.

State Attorney General's office?

As a loyal citizen, I
think you should know

where some of that
money that was stolen

from the Hazzard
bank can be found.

While the crooks were
phonin' in an anonymous tip

from Enos' place

and Bo and Luke were
headin' there to pick up the ring.

All everybody at the Boar's
Nest could do was wait.

Except Boss.

J.D.!

That food is for after the
weddin' and not before.

I know, I know. But listen.
I had to taste it, didn't I?

To make sure it's good
enough for the guests.

Are you questionin' my cookin'?

Because if you are, there's
gonna be one weddin' here

and one divorce.

- A divorce?
- Come on.

Oh. For goodness sake!

This should be one
of the happiest days

of our lives, but we
feel so dang miserable.

That's gonna change,
right now. Look there.

- Get after it.
- Prayers are answered.

- She's runnin' awful hot.
- You keep goin'.

I'll slow 'em down.

Hang on. Hang on.

Yeah.

Tire trouble, again?

'If you two are conspirin"

'to avoid prosecution
by gettin' married... '

People got a right
to get married...

And the people also got a
right to put a bank robber in jail.

- Yeah, that's...
- I want a search warrant.

- Uh, a-a search warrant?
- To go through Strate's house.

'Cause I have every
reason to believe'

that some of the stolen
money's hidden there.

Now, do you write it up or do I?

Uh, alright, we'll do it.
Alright. Let's get it over with.

- Yeah...
- Now, Enos..

- Alright, we'll wait outside.
- We'll wait out.

They're not gonna find nothin'.

Well, of course not.

No, but I think I've
found something.

Maybe the reason you really
wanted to marry up with me

was like he said, to
save me from goin' to jail.

Enos.

Well, maybe, it's true,
and maybe, it ain't.

Folks might think that way.

So, I'm real sorry, Daisy,
and I'm much obliged.

But I'm callin' off the wedding.

You know, it's amazin' sometimes

how much hurt we
can do by tryin' not to.

Uncle Jesse, I'm
goin' over to Enos's.

I wanna see that man's
face when he finds out.

- There ain't no stolen money.
- I wanna see it, too.

Meanwhile, the world's
best dressed pit crew

had finished up with the tire.

Hah. Would you...
well, look at this.

This, it... there's thousands.

This, if that doesn't take
the paper off the walls...

- That's my money.
- 'Where'd that come from?'

'I Found these in the dresser.'

Now, these serial numbers match
bills taken from Hogg's bank...

- That's my money, too.
- What do you say, Mr. Strate?

- Yeah.
- I don't know what to say, sir.

I didn't rob no bank and I got
no idea how the money got there.

Now, we're wastin' time.
We don't need any witnesses.

We got solid evidence.

Sheriff. Take Mr. Strate
back into custody.

- Well, eh..
- Sheriff, I didn't do it.

Oh, well, Enos,
uh, listen, I'm sorry.

Oh, Daisy, Jesse, look
here. We found my money.

I don't care what you found.
You know, Enos didn't do it.

That's the truth, Daisy.
No matter how it looks.

- Sheriff, we're wastin' time.
- Enos, we've got the evidence.

- We've gotta arrest you.
- Rosco! Rosco!

- Come on, let's go.
- You know, he didn't.

- How do you know...
- You'll find out in court.

The crooks had a good lead.

And Enos's last hope
was ridin' on the Dukes.

Their four tires and no spare.

- They gotta be up ahead.
- How far you suppose?

I don't know.

- Hi, Enos.
- Uh. Huh.

I'll be right over here.

Enos.

Enos, let's get married.
Right here. Right now.

Daisy.

I never thought I could say
no to anythin' you ever ask.

This time, I have to.

I'm not gonna ruin your life.
And that's all there is to it.

Please... I don't want
you seein' me this way.

Enos Strate, you are impossible.

Poor, ol' Enos.

He never wanted
anythin' more in life

than the love of Daisy Duke.

And as he watched her go,
he remembered back to the time

when Daisy was a
deputy like himself.

This could be...
give me your hand.

- This ravine could be a mite...
- Whoa.

- Tricky!
- Enos!

Help!

'Enos!'

- Are you alright?
- I think, I busted my ankle.

If you looked
where you was going

instead of worrying
about me, Enos.

Oh, oh, Daisy, I
can't. I can't, I can't.

Oh, oh. Hold on.

I think you might
have a nasty sprain.

Oh, I can't make it. Carry
on without me, Daisy.

Here, take my g*n.
Where's my g*n?

Take my g*n and go after them.

Enos, I can't leave
you in the middle of...

Take my g*n, Daisy,
and go after them.

You're a police officer,
now. You took an oath.

What's important is gettin'
those criminals back behind bars

before they hurt innocent
people. Now take my g*n.

Be careful, Daisy.

- Daisy?
- Yeah?

I just want to take
another look at you.

Because you never know
how this will turn out, you know.

Enos, what are
you talkin' about?

Well, I don't wanna
get forward but

I just want you to know..

Well, I-I really care for you.

Enos.

Enos, ain't nothin' gonna
happen to either of us.

Now you just sit tight
and I'll be back for you.

Okay?

She loves me. She loves me not.

She loves me. She loves me not.

Bein' stubborn
can be a bad trait.

But it also can be a good
one. Like with Bo and Luke

bein' persistent in
lookin' for them crooks.

Slade. You ain't
gonna believe this.

Take a look behind us.

Drastic times call
for drastic measures.

Find a good place to bail.

Comin' up. Now!

Holy smoke! Pull it over.

- Oh, Lord.
- Would you take a look at that?

Surprise.

You boys just clear
away from the car.

I wanna thank you boys,
for the transportation.

This dang door's stuck.

Hey, Bo!

Just a second!

Take a break.

Everythin' alright?

Great.

Throw him in the trunk,
bring down the General.

We'll get the money
outta the wreck.

Love to.

'Come on now!'

'Alright now. Get
them. Get them, in here.'

'Right in here.'

Bo and Luke not only
caught the real crooks

but recovered the
stolen money as well.

And that meant that Enos
was completely cleared

and released.

- Get in there! Come on!
- Enos, yeah, you come out.

- I said to give yourselves up.
- Oh, Enos.

'Alright, now, folks.
Hold on, hold on.'

Deputy, we owe
you a big apology.

- Oh, that's alright, sir.
- Yeah, you sure do, buddy.

Ha, ha. How about
that, Enos, huh?

Yeah, now, wait,
wait. Hold on, now.

We're grateful, as I'm sure,
you are to your friends here

'for catchin'
the real culprits.'

Well, thank you, Bo
and Luke. I appreciate it.

I guess that sort
of wraps it up, huh?

- I can get outta this.
- 'Not on your life.'

- We got a weddin' to go to.
- That's right.

Yeah, the wedding! The
wedding! Come on, everybody.

- You're not invited.
- Go, go, go.

Come on. Let's
get to that wedding.

Well, looks like the
big day's finally come.

Come in.

- How do I look?
- You look great.

Yeah, just great.

You look just like
your Aunt Lavinia.

Thank you.

Uh..

Daisy, we, we, we
wanna talk to you.

We've been tryin' to figure
out why you're doin' this.

Enos don't gotta
go to jail no more.

And-and if you were to marry
him, just to keep a promise

it wouldn't be fair
to him or to you.

That's not true.

Now, Uncle Jesse, if I was
to call off the weddin' now

what would Enos think?

He would think the only reason
I asked him to marry up with me

was to save him
from goin' to jail

Now, I can't do that to
Enos. No matter what.

Now, if any of you have a notion
to speak to Enos about this..

Well, you can just forget it.

Ex-excuse me. I just..

Oh, you're beautiful.
Oh, list-listen.

Uh, Enos would like
to speak to you, Daisy.

Just a second if
you've got time.

Rosco, it's bad luck for the
groom to see the bride now.

I don't think that makes
any difference at this point.

The groom's had all the
bad luck he can handle.

'Mm, would you, mm?'

This way. Go.

Where's she. Where
is that girl going?

- Hi, Enos.
- Hi, Daisy.

- What happened to your face?
- Hives.

- They ain't just on my face.
- On our weddin' day?

That's why I think I got them.

Every time something
good happens, I break out.

'Yeah, I started scratchin' the
minute we spoke of marriage.'

'And now, gettin' ready
to walk down the aisle, I... '

Enos, are you tellin' me

that marryin' me is
givin' you the hives?

My system can't take
all that happiness.

I, I know it sounds crazy, but..

If thinkin' about it before
we're married breaks me out.

What's it gonna be
like on our honeymoon?

Or every day of my
life bein' your husband?

I-I'd scratch myself
to death, Daisy.

What are we gonna do?

Well, I'm gonna to try to
find some way of marryin' you

and bein' happy
without the hives.

Maybe, between
me and Doc Appleby

we can find a way
of stoppin' 'em.

It could take a
long time though.

Anythin' really good's
worth waitin' for, Daisy.

Enos, you are the most
wonderful man in the whole world.

Now, are you sure this
is what you wanna do?

The way I care for you,
it's the only right thing to do.

Oh, Enos.

'Except, maybe
for one other thing.'

What's that?

If I can get this fancy suit
back to the rental place

before three, I only
have to pay half price.

Enos. You are
really somethin' else.

Oh, Daisy.

I'm sorry.

- Here they come.
- What?

- 'Heh. Howdy.'
- Folks, listen here.

Uh, I appreciate y'all coming

but we have an
announcement to make.

The wedding's been
postponed because of hives.

Yes, sir.

Only in Hazzard County,
could a couple call off a wedding

and make everybody
feel a whole lot better.

As for Enos, now, personally..

I think that boy
could use some help.