01x01 - The Danger Force Awakens

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Danger Force". Aired: March 28, 2020 –; present.*
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
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01x01 - The Danger Force Awakens

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- Okay...
time to practice your lying.

My friend is on fire, I must
run to pour water on his face.

My friend is on fire and...

iiiil'm really
the only one doing this?

As fun as it is
to practice lying all day,

it's not fun at all
and I hate it.

Hate is a very strong word.

And in this case, it's accurate.

What they're trying to say
is that Captain Man

bought this school to teach us
how to be superheroes.

But if all we do is...

Lying is a very important part
of being a superhero!

You have learn to protect
your secret identity.

You know what... we didn't ask
for these powers.

Oh here we go...

Yeah, you built the w*apon
that blew up and gave 'em to us

when Captain Man
and Kid Danger fought Drex.

You were all...

Aiiiiiiieeee there's a caveman

on top of meeeee!

Why is that funny? A caveman
really was on top of me!

And Mika was all...

Kid Danger needs help!

And Captain Man was like...

- Just sh**t us!
- But Kid Danger said...

If I blast you, you won't be
indestructible anymore!

Neither will Drex,
now sh**t us you quitter!

I hit a caveman on the head.

I was helping.

And then Kid Danger was like...

Hold onto your hoses...

expl*si*n!

And now I can...

Wait, what's my
superpower again?

You can move things
with your mind.

I thought that was Chapa.

No, I can sh**t lighting bolts
from my hands.

- Sick.
Then what's Miles' power?

He can teleport
anywhere in the world.

- Filthy.
Then what's your superpower?

She doesn't have one.

For some reason, my power
hasn't shown up. Yet.

If I could just focus
your attention on what...

Are you scared
you'll never get one?

- Pffft.
Absolutely not.

See guys, that's bad lying.

Actually, dear brother,
I'm not scared.

Whoa, you guys are related?

- You didn't know that?
- Come on, Bose.

I know I have a superpower,

I'm sure it will
show up eventually...

HEYYYYYY!

Never "Hey" Horn a woman!

- Chapa, relax.
- Never tell me to relax!

We've been here three weeks!

We should be learning how to be
superheroes but instead

we're practicing lies
and getting the "Hey" Horn!

Hey, I'm already great at lying.

Watch... I am so wearing pants
right now.

Bose, are you not wearing
pants right now?

- Not important.
But what is important

is that I'm takin'
Schwoz's "Hey" Horn!

I'm not going to jump for it.

I know you want me to
jump for it,

but I am a man of science
and I am not going to...

Hey.

Ya' hate to see it...

Give me back my "Hey" Horn!

Sure... soon as you
let us fight crime.

- It's not up to me!
It's up to Captain Man!

Well where is he?

Yeah, the only time
Captain Man...

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

- Yes!
Let's goooo!

- THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST

AND GET YOUR UNIFORMS ON
RIGHT NOW

GO GO GO IT'S CRIME FIGHTIN'
TIME FOR REEAAAALLL!!!

I finally get to hurt someone!

Ahhhh! Ahhh!

Are you wearing
a shirt for pants?!

YES!

Give it to me!

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

I HAVE LITERALLY FORGOTTEN
ALL MY TRAINING!

Get off me!

GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Hurry up, you guys!

Don't tell me what to do...

- Anyone wanna see a hot dog?
- I wanna see a hot dog!

Oh you hate to see it.

Get to the Man's Nest!

Hit the chairs,
let's go upstairs!

Up to the nest,
then make the arrest!

Everyone get seated,
so bad guys can get yeeted!

I'll teleport there.

No! You can't control
where you...

THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLLLLL!

I was ready first!

It's just a drill, right?

Yeah.

I AM A LOST LITTLE BOY
IN A SUPERMARKET

AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM!

You're in the Man's Nest!

- ARE YOU MY MOMMY?!
- What? No!

I am not your mommy, Bose.
Let go!

I AM TOO SCARED
TO LISTEN TO REASON!

Calm down!

You guys! Your gum!

Catch!

Oh, COME ON!

WHICH ONES ARE MINE?!

I ended up in a bird's nest
instead of the Man's Nest.

Buncha' dang eagles
made me eat a worm!

MILES FOUND MORE GUM!!!

What, no! That's my gum...

Give it to me! Give it to me!

- Aw!
- Oh man!

- When'd you build this place?
- Last year.

I was going to give it to you
for your birthday.

- Oh.
That's so sweet...

How did my gum
get mixed in with yours?!

No idea,
but it's my costume now!

I have the power to do nothing!

Can everybody see this place?

Yes.

Well, what happens
if bad guys come?

- You'll defeat them.
You're Captain Man!

- Oh.
That's so sweet.

- It's our time.
- That's right.

This is my cool face.

- This was just a drill.
- Not cool!

How dare you!

- You are a jerk, sir!
A jerk!

And it took you...

an hour and a half.

Hokay, who b*rned the couch?

Bose did it.

It all just kinda happened.

Stop talking!

Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.

Annnnnnnnd bam!

Again 'cuz it's funny... bam!

Alright last time, I swear...
Bam!

Just kidding I lied bam!

I'm sick of watching film!

Captain, can we please go out
and fight real crime?

I know we look bad in here,
but out in the real world

we'd be great.
I just know it.

Well look, I'd love to let you
guys come along on a crime run.

But the truth is...
there's a crime drought.

There is no such thing
as a crime drought.

- Is too.
- He's got ya' there.

Look... this town's had some
tasty crime waves in the past,

but Kid Danger and I
shredded the gnar

and put all the criminals
back in prison.

Miss ya, Kid...

Annnnny-Ray, we're in
a crime drought so...

Nobody's doin' nothin'.

Ray! I've been texting you
for ten minutes!

Face your phone!

Ooopsie-Raysie.

I miss one text on a weekend,
you thr*aten to fire me,

but I guess it's okay
for you to...

- I gotta go!
- Where are you going?

- Is it an emergency?!
Can we come?

Nah. It's not
an emergency at all.

Then where are you going?

- My friend is on fire.
And I...

No? Okay.

Oh... I gotta take my aunt...
to the cleaners.

- Why?
- Because...

she's is very large.

- Huge. Big lady.
Loves cheese.

She's so huge
she needs to be cleaned...

in a car wash.

- What?
- Yep! Car wash.

Only way my aunt can get a real
deep cleaning and she is due.

Can we come?! We'll call it
a practice mission!

Ooooh, you know I'd love to
let you come with

but she's really shy
and the whole process

is honestly disgusting so...
bye!

Byyeee!

- Ohhh! Ahhh!
- Ehhhh!

Why'd you guys
steal a goat, anyway?

This isn't just any old goat.

This goat can say "but."

- It's worth millions.
- Yeah.

Goats can't say "but."

Buuuuuut!

Okay that thing
should be president.

Just take us to jail, okay?!

No can do. Gonna have to
zap you unconscious

and drag your sad limp bodies
into the woods.

- Why?
We're not putting up a fight!

Been lying to some kids.

Told 'em
there's a crime drought.

If they find out the truth
they're gonna want

to come with me to fight crime

and it's gonna be
a whole thing...

Captain Man?

What are you doing?

- What...
what are you doing?

It's news team trivia night!

We meet other news teams
at a pub

and play trivia games
against each other.

I get to color
on the back of my menu!

Hey is that the goat
that says "but?"

- Ah no, no, no...
- Buuuuuut!

- Holy goats, it is.
Daner, give me a two-sh*t.

Keep it loose, Hirsch can
always blow it up in post.

We're going live, people!

My turn!

Ohhhhh!

Captain Man?

Not one word about any of this.

Buuuuuut!

No "buts!"

Something's not right.

- I agree.
- Aaaahh!

You really freaked me out...

I'm supposed to be fighting
crime. That's my path.

But something is
blocking my path.

Why are you even here?

Because something's not right.

Ahh!

- Something's not right.
- Told ya'.

What the heck is going on?!

He's been banging on
the front door yelling,

"Mommy, Mommy I'm a lost
little boy in a supermarket

and I don't know where I am."

What the heck is...

going on?

Miles? Mika?

What are these children
doing here this late?

We... just found out that we
have a surprise test tomorrow.

At our school for the gifted!

And we need to study.
Together.

Great lie!

We've been practicing lies
in school lately.

- Lies!
That's it!

Why have you been practicing...

Dad! Our school is private and
free stop asking questions!

- Good point.
- 'Night, kids.

Love you, Mommy.
Bye, Dad.

What did you mean when you said,

"Lies!
That's it?"

Schwoz said that "lying is a
big part of being a superhero."

- So?
- So Ray's been lying to us!

He didn't have to hose down
his massive aunt in a car wash.

He went off to fight crime!
By himself!

But how can Ray fight crime
when there's a crime drought?

There is no crime drought!

You mean Ray's been
lying to us?!

Yes!

And even though we were
on top of a moving train...

I still saved the day.

Because I'm Captain Man.

The End.

You were encased in concrete
most of the time.

- Mmmm... still saved the day.
The End.

It sounds like Henry, Charlotte,

and the Thunderman kids
did most of the saving.

It sounds like you don't know
what "The End" means.

- Whaaassuuuuup?!
- Whaaaaasuuuuup?!

Someone's trying to drill
a hole into Swellview Prison

so their grandpa can escape!

On it!

Who was that?

- My...
hairdresser.

I'm late for my appointment.
At the haircut store.

You gettin' some frosted tips?

Blonde highlights
are very in right now.

Yeah sure I'm getting
frosted tips. Now move.

I think you're lying.

What did you say?

I said I think you're lying.

I don't think you're going to
the haircut store at all.

I think you're going to
fight crime without us.

Why would I go and fight
crime without you guys?

I respect all of
your "abilities." Equally.

- Aww.
Then I look forward to seeing

your blonde highlights
when you get back.

From the haircut store.

They'll probably be more
subtle... like a strawberry blonde...

Yeah. Can't wait.

Or a burnt caramel,
kind of tawny color...

something tasteful.

You guys probably won't
even notice.

You guys,
he's going to fight crime!

At Swellview Prison.

I heard Schwoz tell him that
on the call.

Can you teleport us
to Swellview Prison?

I can try.

- Bose, you can't teleport.
That's Miles's power.

I can still try.

I'll get us there.

Will you?! You can't always
control where you teleport yet.

- So?
- So what if you accidentally

teleport us to Paris?
Or inside a volcano?

- Or to the surface of the moon?
- I dunno.

I do know that I'm not staying
in this classroom anymore.

Me neither.

Bose! Chew and blow...
It's time to go.

Sweeeeeeet rhyyyyyyyyme...

You in, Sis?

Yesssssssss!

Okay, Ray had to leave, so...

Hey, where are you going?

To the haircut store.

We're gonna get frosted tips.

Frosted tips
are very in right now...

All right, ya jerks...
Time to k*ll that drill!

Put your hands in the air
like you just do care.

About the law.

Brah.
Alright, that's it...

Heyyyyyy!

Captain Man!

Yeah! I'm over here
dropping dope rhymes

but none of you poops
are even paying attention.

Well sorry, but we were tryin'
to break my grandpa out of jail.

Aw, I bet you love him.

He owes me money.

Gonna break his legs.

Well I'm afraid I can't let you

do either of those things, son.

But... just out of curiosity,
how much does he owe you?

Because, you know, for a
reasonable "collection fee"

I could just go in there and...

- Where are we?!
- I wanna go home!

We did it!

- Hey!
What are you doing here?!

- What are you doing here?!
- Fighting crime!

That's funny, I thought
you were at the haircut store

- getting frosted tips!
- Yeah well, I went and decided

I looked fine the way it was.
Get out of there.

If it's okay with you,
I'm gonna go back to

breaking my grandpa
out of prison now.

- No!
- Yeah, no!

'Cuz we're going to stop you!

Uh, I'm gonna stop them actually

because I'm the superhero.

Yeah, a superhero who's been
lying to us for a week!

There hasn't been
a "crime drought!"

You've just been telling us that

so you fight crime by yourself!

Yeah you bet I've been
lying to you

'cuz you two can't
control your powers,

you don't even have one yet,

and you, you wear
shirts for pants!

They're called "shants."

Face it... none of you are
ready to be superheroes.

- You're right.
I don't have a superpower.

I might not ever get one.
But you know what?

Being a superhero isn't about
having a superpower.

It's about what's inside of you.

- It's about what's in here.
- Our skeletons.

Please don't help.

I know I've got what it takes
to be a superhero.

And I know they do, too.

- Okay.
Show me how ready you are.

Let's do this.

I haven't learned to aim yet.

- Just believe.
- So?

Can you learn now?

AHHHHHH!

- Bose.
How could you?

Get in there and bring
back Captain Man.

Copy that.

Get 'em.

AHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHH!

Ahhhh!

Dangit!

Hey! Heyyyy!

Captain Man?

We're up here!

Bose, what are you doing?

Will you guys get down here?

- We can't!
- What happened?

We got stuck in the wall
on the way back.

That can happen?

I have just learned that it can.

I thought that would work.

You see?

Not. Ready.

- Yes. We.
ARE!

You guys, I have a super power!

- It's about time.
- Time reveals all things.

You can fly?!

Pop-pop?

Crank, my boy!

You owe me money!

AHHHHH!!!

Well, well, well.

What's going on out here?

- Toddler!
Get back in your crib!

- No!
Come on, everybody!

We're free again!

No no no no no no no no...!

Yay!

Frankini! Wait for me!

I can't bee-lieve my luck!

I still have hope for a win!

- My life has purpose again!
Yeah!

Time to go!

You happy?

- Yeah!
I got a superpower!

You just let every criminal
out of Swellview Prison!

With my superpower!

Weeeee!

I started out as a good guy!

So did we! Heyyyy!

Hey! I just realized...
We ended the crime drought!

Now you have to
let us fight crime.

Yeah, you're gonna need our help

to capture all these bad guys.

We'll probably need, like,
a hundred hilarious missions to do it.

Maybe more!

Are you just going back around

and running out
over and over again?

Check check.

Sweetie, I smuggled
seventy-five outfits

into this prison
and you're going to see

every last one of 'em!
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