11x07 - Ninja vs. Lava

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu". Aired: January 2011 to present.*
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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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11x07 - Ninja vs. Lava

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[theme music]

♪ Go, Ninjago ♪

♪ Jump up, kick back
Whip around ♪


♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪

[Nya] "Ninja Versus Lava."

[Jay] That Clutch Powers guy
might have run off

to save himself,
stranding us here,

but I have to admit,
his book is pretty good.

[expl*si*n in distance]

It has a section for everything.

Even, "What to Do
When All is Lost."

[pyramid rumbles]

He recommends
vocal exercises, like,

♪ Brobrogoo-goo ♪

♪ Brobrogoo-goo ♪

How is saying
a bunch of nonsense

possibly gonna help us?

It says it keeps you calm
by relaxing your face.

[in goofy voice][/i]
♪ Brobrogoo-goo ♪[/i]

Perhaps Clutch
didn't abandon us.

Perhaps he went to seek help.

Sure. And maybe
the evil snake queen

we just accidentally released
from an ancient tomb

is heading to Ninjago City
for some sightseeing.

I find that highly unlikely.

We need to update
your sarcasm circuits, Zane.

[Nya] If we get out of here.

We wouldn't even be hanging here
if Jay hadn't opened that crypt.

Me? Zane's the one
who didn't warn us in time.

[sighs]
Brobrogoo-goo.

How can you blame Zane?

Who opens a possibly cursed tomb
without checking it out first?

Opening a tomb
is how you check it out.

And what about Kai, hmm?

[Jay] He's the one
who let her steal his powers.

Hey. Watch it!

[grunts]

She's right.
How's he doing, Zane?

-[beeping]
-[Zane] His vitals are stable.

He should recover shortly.

Good. Now we just have
to figure a way out of here.

-Any ideas?
-[gasps]

Maybe there's something
in Clutch's book.

He's got a chapter entitled,
"Escaping from Close Calls."

Really? What does it say?

-Let me check.
-[torches fizzling out]

Aw, great. Now I can't even see.

-[lava burbles]
-Oh, that's better.

Uh, Jay.

Not better.

[suspenseful music]

Incoming lava. Don't panic!

Clutch has a whole chapter
on rising lava.

[Jay] I just have to turn
to that page.

[screams]

No! Oh, that book
was our only hope!

Everyone, we need
to get out of this room.

[grunts]
Follow my lead!

[grunts]

[all groan]

Whoa!

[Nya grunting]

Oh, thank you, Nya. I love you.

Just... hold... on!

[all yell, grunt]

-[all groan]
-Nice work, Nya.

Now let's get out of here

and save Ninjago City
from Aspheera.

What do you say, Ninja?

[all cheer]

[all groan]

Ow.

That's how we came in.

How about we all
go that way, together.

[lava burbles]

[chains jangling]

All right, Cole, do your thing.

[grunting]

[gasps]

[groans]

[gasps]

[gasps, screams]

Cole. You could've smashed Kai.

Me? You yanked me out!

Guys! We need to stop fighting
and work together.

Look. It's time we faced it.

Master Wu was right.
We've gone soft.

Not just individually,
but as a team.

We have to put aside
our differences and...

Uh, Lloyd?

No, let me finish.
And work together

or Ninjago will fall before--

-Lava!
-No, not lava.

I was talking about Aspheera.

No. Lava.

Right there. Right now!

[screams]

[all panting]

-[thuds]
-[all groan]

Oh, man, I hope Kai's
not gonna remember any of this.

[wood creaks]

Whoa. A serpent mummy.

That's two things
I don't like in one.

I don't think
you have to worry.

Ancient dried-up snakes
aren't much of a thr*at.

[Jay] No, but that is.

So...
I'm starting to think maybe

this isn't your ordinary
garden-variety lava.

[Jay] What give you that idea?

[snarling, hissing]

[Lloyd] Uh, aren't mummies
supposed to be slow?

Don't worry. I'll just open up
a can of spinjitzu

on their bandaged butts.

-Ninja, go!
-Wait!

[Ninja clamouring]

Okay, I'm willing to admit
that was a terrible idea.

-[snarls]
-Come on. Let's get out of here.

[expl*si*n, rumbling]

[all grunting]

Ha. That should slow 'em down.

[screams]

-Relax. That's just Hageman.
-[sighs]

You say that
like I should be totally cool

running into
a long-deceased explorer.

[chains jangle]

A long-deceased explorer
with a backpack full of gear

we need to make it up
that passageway.

[all scream]

[burbles]

[grunts]

Did anyone know Kai
was this heavy?

What did he eat
for dinner last night,

a cinder block?

[grunts]
Seriously.

I am done with cake jokes
from Kai after this.

No. More. Cake.

Jo...
[screams]

[Nya screams]

Brobrogoo-goo.

-[Lloyd] Nya!
-Nya!

[gasping]
I'm okay! But I can't move.

Or I'll lose my grip.

Nobody move.

[grunts]

[lava burbles]

[pyramid rumbles]

Oh, yeah, this thing.
Come on, we're home free--

[screams]

Pull me up, pull me up,
pull me up!

-[sighs, gasps]
-I gotcha.

Maybe that was just a bad step?

-Brobrogoo-goo.
-Will you stop that?

-It doesn't help.
-You haven't even tried it.

-We need a plan.
-Like what, Lloyd?

What kind of plan
could possibly help us

get out of this mess?

There's no bridge.

-Then we make one.
-Make what?

We become the bridge.

We link our arms and hands,
and we make a bridge.

A Ninja bridge!

You see, you say that
like it's a thing.

That's not a thing.

We're gonna make it a thing.

Look, we all know
we haven't been working together

the way we used to.

But Ninjago is relying on us.

We're the only chance they have.

[Lloyd] And if we can't bridge
our differences

and work together,
then there is no hope.

[Cole] I'm not usually big
on crazy plans.

We don't have much choice.

He's right. Let's do it.

-[grunts]
-[Lloyd] Okay.

On three, We topple.

One, two, three.

[all] Whoa!

Okay, Jay, on three, let--

[screaming, grunting]

Why is it always me?

[grunts]

[screams]

Ha, it worked.

Ninja-Bridge is officially
a thing. It's a thing.

Ugh. I never wanna see
another pyramid in my life.

[Nya] Oh, no.

[Cole] What do we do?

I... I'm sorry.

-I failed us.
-No.

We failed each other.

Oh, he's right.

We're all to blame.

Especially Kai.
He didn't help at all.

Brobrogoo-goo.

[Jay] Brobrogoo-goo.

Brobrogoo-goo.

[all] Brobrogoo-goo.

Brobrogoo-goo.

Brobrogoo-goo.

[Ninja cheer]

Pixal!

[Nya] Glad to see you.

Hold on.

[helicopter whirring]

Thank you, Pixal.

We would have literally
been toast without you.

How did you find us?

The paperboy told us
where you were.

Paperboy?

It's a long story.

Come on, let's get
those chains off you.

[Pixal] There is no time
to waste.

A serpentine witch
has raised an army

and is laying siege
to Ninjago City.

-This is bad.
-[Kai groans]

Where am I?

What happened?

-Kai, buddy!
-[Nya] You're awake!

Long story short,
the serpentine witch

that stole your powers
is attacking Ninjago City.

And we've gotta stop her, fast.

Uh, okay, but...
[groans]

...why does my face
hurt so much?

[thudding]

[all exclaim indistinctly]

Here's the important thing.

We're free again,
and ready for round two.

Aspheera has no idea
what she's in for now.

Ninja, go!

[closing theme music]
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