03x11 - The Bells of St. Mary's

[bunniefuu]

In 1972,
a cr*ck commando unit...

was sent to prison
by a m*llitary court...

for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped...

from a maximum-security
stockade...

to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government...

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...

and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Set. Hut!

All right, offense, over here.

All right, Miller...

now look, that's a brush block.

Now, don't nail the defensive end.
You got it?

Just drift out
to the left flat, okay?

Now, the pulling guard
and the right halfback...

are gonna sweep right.

Billy Rey'll pump once to the right
and then fire right back at you.

Got that?

See, this play,
it depends on deception.

Faceman like deception plays.

Only deception plays
don't work on my defense.

A man can't deceive you if he's
sitting on his butt. All right?

- Break! All right.
- Hey!

These boys
are never gonna b*at...

a triple-A school
like Banning High.

Yes, yes, I think Face has
gotten in over his head.

He really has.

Still there is always
the power of prayer.

Always.

Get off of him!

All right, that does it.

This is a scrimmage, Baracus.
A scrimmage!

A scrimmage is a time
to try and work out timing.

It is considered advisable,
if in a scrimmage...

you don't k*ll
your own quarterback!

Your men should be
wearing dresses, Faceman.

You don't destroy
your only offensive w*apon...

two days before the game!

My guys eat offenses, Face.
We came to play, man.

All right...

all right,
he wants power football...

we'll give him power football.

You know, Hannibal...

well, if you just look down
there at the Baracan One...

f*ring up
those little buggers...

he is turning boys into men.

He is molding futures.

And I, for one, am beginning
to see him in another light.

Because what I am seeing
down there on that field...

I have never seen before.

I am seeing real human courage.

I am seeing a molder of men.

Knute Rockne.

Knute Rockne, Vince Lombardi.

These were true leaders.

Unlike the leaders
that I've been exposed to.

Well, leaders do come
in many colors...

many shades, and many lights.

But, B.A.-- No, no.

- Ba.
- Ba?

Ba is a true leader.

He is a man
who can inspire other men.

He can infuse into these
boys a noble purpose.

k*ll those suckers!

I mean, the man
is simply taking care of...

business.

You see? I mean,
do you see what I'm saying?

He's become a hero to you.
Is that it, Murdock?

No, not a hero, Colonel...

the hero.

That's terrific, B.A.,
terrific.

I'm not gonna have anybody
left over here.

Practice is over.

Put the transmitter
on Billy Rey's car.

I remember when you were
playing here, Templeton.

You were so graceful, so...

heroic.

Yes. I was, wasn't I?

We know
you won't let us down, Temp.

Don't you worry about
Banning, Sister Catherine.

The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.

The bigger they are,
the harder they hit.

Coach.

Excuse me, can I see
you for a moment?

Yeah, sure, Billy.
Excuse me, Sister.

Did you know
that you inspire men?

You are a natural leader.

And I...

I stand in awe
of the Baracan One.

I got no time
for the jibber-jabber.

"Got no time
for the jibber-jabber."

"Got no time
for the jibber-jabber."

"Got no time for the jibber-jabber."

Murdock.

"Got no time
for jibber-jabber."

It's got poetic meter.

It's iambic pentameter.

My gosh,
the man speaks in verse!

What's this fool
talking about now?

Now, Pablo
is a very important agent.

He's gonna get me a job
in Dino's new horror film.

Now, you guys get in the van
and I'm gonna get Face.

I will follow you, Ba.

Anyway, Coach,
I'm sorry but I just can't.

And I can't tell you why.
It's personal.

- I'm sorry.
- No, wait, wait, wait.

- Wait, Billy.
- Face.

I got a real important dinner
at the Polo Lounge.

What's the matter?

My star quarterback. He just
said he can't play on Saturday.

What do you mean,
he can't play on Saturday?

I don't know.
He wouldn't tell me.

But if he doesn't play,
we'll get buried.

Face, take a little firepower
and cover us.

I don't know why, but I got
a bad feeling about this.

- Murdock, B.A., you got the street.
- Right.

Four guys in a van.

Yeah, send a couple more guys over.
We're at...

1600 and 57th street.

B.A., Murdock, black sedan,
half a block up.

Got them.

Billy.

Thank God you're okay.

Charlotte, you can't stay here.

You gotta go somewhere
where they can't get to you.

All of us have agreed we're not
gonna work for Dave. It's over.

I gotta get you out of here.

Where's the others?

They're coming tonight,
by car, from Las Vegas.

Let's go.

Thanks, Mrs. Fuller.

Thanks for letting us meet here.

Okay, Hannibal,
what do you want to do?

If we're gonna find out what's
going on, we gotta hang back.

Face...

have you got
a good cover fire position?

Yeah, I can see
most of the street from here.

Good. Hold that spot.

Everybody else, close in
and stay out of sight.

Stay sharp. Safeties off.

Hey, man, that's
like Charlotte King.

The lead singer with The Bells?

Miss King.

You and your brother
are coming with us.

You work for Dave, don't you?

Get in the car, sister.

All right, they're armed.
Now's the time.

Billy, you and your sister,
get in the van.

I hate this, Hannibal.

Who are they?

They're my football coaches.

I think you may need more
than a coach, Miss King.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Hannibal Smith.
This is the A-Team.

The A-Team?
Is that right, Coach?

Yeah, that's right, Billy.

That's hot, man.

Now, perhaps
you'd be kind enough...

to let us know what's
going on, Miss King.

Where's Charlotte, and why
did she say to come here?

You're in trouble, lady,
and we're here to help.

Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Templeton Peck.

I've seen you girls in concert.

You're the other singers
with The Bells.

Hannibal, open up!

B.A., sweep it.

What are you doing?

Oh, we're just taking
a little precaution.

Charlotte said you were having some
trouble with a record company...

and trouble provides
our main source of employment.

Hey, Hannibal,
we found another one.

All right, everybody out of the car.
Right away.

Okay, Murdock, you and B.A.
take this thing...

dump it somewhere
and get back here fast.

Wait a minute. You mean, somebody
was trying to follow us...

all the way down from Las Vegas?

Face, you have the watch.

Let's go. Inside, please.

- Charlotte.
- Hi!

- You okay?
- Are you all right?

- Yeah. I'm fine.
- You sure?

My name is Hannibal Smith.

I'm the leader of the A-Team.

You ladies may want our help,
you may not. It's up to you.

Luna's guys followed me to Charlotte.
They tried to kidnap her.

They had one of those
tailing devices on my car.

How much did you tell him?

She told me that you signed with a
company called Lunar Records...

and when your contract expired
and you refused to resign...

they began making threats.

Lunar Records takes 90%
of everything we make.

It's like a sl*ve contract.

We dumped it four blocks away.

It's all clear.

Well, you ladies
have an interesting problem.

If you want a little help,
we'll give it the weekend...

but you'd have to lay low
and stay out of sight.

We promised to sing
at a benefit...

for a children's hospital
here in L.A.

It's a charity
we've supported for years.

Dave Luna's mad...

because he doesn't get
any money from it.

Yeah, he told us not to go.

We got into a big fight
about it last night.

He said if we tried to
show up, we'd regret it.

Well, now, that's intriguing.
Where is it?

At the Greek Theater.
Sunday night.

Forget it. We can't cover them there.
They're gonna have to cancel.

It's for the kids.

You heard what he said.

Why don't you get some guts
and learn to take a stand?

I mean, what are you,
a man or a mousette?

Terrific.
I really love this, Murdock.

Do you ladies want us to take
a run at those guys for you?

Yeah.

I guess
we don't have much choice.

We'll make
the dollar arrangements later.

So what's your name?

Templeton Peck.

Yeah.

And that's B.A.

Hi.

- Hi, I'm Jennifer Kim.
- Hi.

As soon as I find out who I am,
you'll be the first to know, Jenny.

Does Dave Luna have a place he
hangs out around here in L.A.?

Only his record company
over on Sunset.

He has an apartment on the roof.

We'll start there.

What are you gonna do?

Well, I think you girls
need a personal manager.

Someone with vision.

Someone who can see
into the future...

and guide your careers
with style and wisdom.

Namely me, Danny Diamond.

Personal manager to the stars.

So you got run off
by a bunch of meat patties.

I don't believe
what I'm hearing here.

Look, Mr. Luna,
they jumped us.

They had a*t*matic weapons.

We weren't ready for that.

What about
the rest of the group?

You followed them down from Vegas,
right, with the tracking meters?

So where are they?

John was about five miles behind
them, and then they ditched the car.

And then we sat on it all night
and they didn't come back.

So we lost the whole damn group.

I got a band downstairs
in Studio 6.

They happen to be laying down
tracks for a new album.

I got a pressing company
climbing up my neck...

and we got release schedules,
and you lose the whole group?

Yes, Grace, what is it?

It's Mel in Studio 6.
There's some guy down there...

who says he's the new personal
manager for The Bells.

He is, huh?
Thank you, Grace.

Maybe you want to collect
a few of yesterday's losses.

Why don't you get your friends
out of the coffee room...

and check this guy out?

I don't like this one.

Or this one.

Or this one.

"Doo-aahs?"

Lonnie, would you believe they're
going to have The Bells sing:

"Do-aah-doo-ditty-ditty-do."

Preposterous.

This is a private studio.
Get lost.

All right, who do you
guys think you are?

I'm Danny Diamond
of Diamond Management.

I am The Bells'
new personal manager.

Lonnie, show this carnivorous
jackass our contract.

Well, we have been
commissioned by The Bells...

to act on their behalf.

You will see that these documents
have been notarized...

and ex*cuted consistent with the legal
procedures of the State of California.

I've taken the liberty
of making copies for you...

assuming you are Dave Luna.

Note that this gives us
full power of attorney...

over all decisions
concerning The Bells.

Including, but not restricted
to, the selection of songs...

wardrobe, publicity,
ad infinitum...

and et cetera, and so forth.

And not a moment too soon,
I might add.

Obviously you guys have something to
do with what happened yesterday...

so I'm gonna tell you this
only once.

Get out and stay out.

And if I catch even a glimpse
of you two guys again...

you'll be taking your meals
through a tube.

You're going to have to have better
help than you had yesterday.

Let me give you
the rest of the bad news.

All of the profits from The
Bells' golden records...

from the years 1980 to 1984...

will be deposited into a
Diamond Management account...

for redistribution.

And when is all this
supposed to happen?

Oh, I don't know.

Lonnie, what time is it now?

9:26 a.m.

Well, I don't want to be pushy
about this...

so let's say that this agreement
goes into full effect...

at 9:27.

That will give you about 40 seconds
to get the spit off your chin...

and stop breathing
through your mouth.

You got a real case
of the cutes, Jack.

Well, in the immortal words
of Ricky Nelson:

"You can't please everyone, so
you've got to please yourself."

We can be reached at this number,
if there are any questions.

This is a high pressure
business, Mr. Diamond...

and my associates are about to show
you what happens to the losers.

Shake them down.

Drop 'em, boys...

or Luna's dead.

A high pressure industry.

No doubt about it.

But, as we say
at Diamond Management:

"Pressure makes diamonds."

You're 0-for-2, Luna.

Next time, we'll put you
in the obituary column.

I thought that went very well,
don't you, Face?

"Pressure makes diamonds."
Where did that come from?

Creative impulse.

Well, just don't be on the jazz.

We're not out of this place yet.

Stop those guys!

Thanks, Face.
I didn't know you cared.

Yeah well, it must be the
cologne you're wearing.

Put it on the air, Face.

B.A., Murdock...

we caused a little trouble
in here.

You better come
and get us in a hurry.

What do you say, Murdock?

I say a lot of things
I don't mean.

Nice, huh, Face?

I don't believe
what I'm seeing here.

Who are those guys?

Well, the only things I like about
this case, so far, are the clients.

You're right, Faceman.
They look great.

- They sing great, but they look great.
- Yeah, man.

Oh, now, come on, guys.

You all know the rule
about clients.

Yeah, it seems to me there was some
kind of silly rule about clients.

What was that?

Oh, yeah.

Be sure to save
all expense vouchers.

Wasn't that it, Hannibal?

We never mess around
with our clients.

It muddies the atmosphere. It distorts
our thinking. It is dangerous.

That rule.

Hannibal's right. We can't
mess with these ladies.

Come on, guys,
rules are made to be broken.

Noses are also made
to be broken, right, Face?

Right.

Yeah, well,
you can count on me, Hannibal.

It's us.

Just a second.
I don't have anything on.

- Steady, Face.
- I'm trying, Hannibal, I'm trying.

I was just in the shower.

I knew there was
a good reason for it.

Where are the others?
Out by the pool.

Ladies.

Let me just go
throw something on.

Oh, yeah, right.
Sure, okay, right.

Throw something on.

See, a trick I've found in
sexually stressful situations...

is to focus your mind
on something...

of a completely
different nature.

Take that Road and Track
magazine and look at those cars.

Take the eggs out of the
refrigerator and practice juggling.

Now, well, that's easy
for you to say, Murdock.

Your mind doesn't focus.
Me, I'm in agony.

Okay, B.A.,
you better hook up the...

strap line to the...

other apartment.

I'll be out in the...

- I'm gonna check out the patio.
- Right.

- Where are you off to?
- Got some business to take care of.

- Anything I can help you with?
- Well, I could use some...

- Don't need no help.
- I'll come. Can I? Can I?

I like to watch
the big guy work.

- Did you talk to Dave Luna?
- We got the ball rolling.

But we've got to find out who the
big money player is in this deal.

I've got a feeling
Dave Luna is only a front.

- What makes you think that?
- A hunch.

Those guys yesterday were
walking on their knuckles.

They weren't top flight muscle.

Either way, we'll find out soon.

The phone number I gave them is traceable
and it leads to this apartment.

I've taken another apartment down the
hall with a good view of the parking lot.

And we're gonna put some stuff
around here, just for the fun of it.

Listen, if you girls
have any questions at all...

about anything
that we're doing here...

please, feel free to ask. I'm
the A-Team information officer.

I guess you know
how grateful we all are.

It's been awful
having to work for Dave.

Would you happen to have
any eggs in your refrigerator?

- You hungry?
- He wants to practice his juggling.

Baracus is moving to the
center of the carpet...

and he's putting
his satchel down.

Chris, can he pull this one off?

Well, Baracus has been
magnificent up to here.

He's never cracked under pressure.
He's steady, he's smooth...

and that's what the fans have
come to expect from B.A. Baracus.

Why are you doing this, man?

Why you gotta jibber-jabber
all the time...

filling my ears
with this nonsense?

Well, I just want you to know...

that I think that you are one
stupendous, mud-sucking wonder.

You are a man
that somebody can admire...

and I look up to your goodness.

I do the best I can. And I try
real hard to do what's right.

I'm on your wavelength and
I'm picking up your signal.

I try to make sense.

- You are the greatest.
- You're okay, too, Murdock.

You and me, I'm telling you,
we can change history.

You have but to command.

No job is too difficult.

Why don't you close
that curtain?

You got it.
I'll close the curtain.

You got those curtains closed,
brother.

George and Howard, take the
back of the apartment...

come in through the patio doors.
- Right.

Larry, you cover the street.
I'm going in hard and fast.

Let's roll.

Now this is more like it.

These guys got some style.

Of course the guy
on the right's...

a little too close in,
but not bad.

They hit all the closets.

Nice efficient
little raiding party.

See if you can find
anything written down...

that'll tell us where they are.

These guys are gonna be
a lot more fun.

He's on the jazz.

Better start tracking them. Face,
you better move out. You, too, B.A.

- Right.
- Right.

Whoever you are...

congratulations.

You guys look combat-trained. Why don't
you take your unit and fall back?

You guys are tangling with somebody
much bigger than you suspect.

Life is full of risks.

Even good pizza
can give you indigestion.

I found a TV camera
behind the vent.

Nice talking to you.

Keep a helmet on.

Okay, stay inside. Keep the door locked.
Come on, Murdock.

Larry, hang back
and stay on this apartment.

Okay, I'm turning off.

- Face, you pick him up at Olympic.
- Roger.

All right, I'll make a
right up here on Fifth.

Murdock, you get on him
two blocks up.

That's an A-Okay
and a Roger-Dodger.

Stay back, Murdock.
He's no pushover.

Hannibal, this guy is
getting a little hinky.

I think I'm gonna need a
little help-ola here.

Okay. Take a right.
I'm on him.

What are you doing? Hannibal
said not to come over here.

You're supposed to stay
with the others.

I was worried about you.
I had to see you.

You all take care
of the problem, Harry?

No, sir, it was booby trapped.

Well, I didn't come all the way from Las
Vegas in the middle of the night...

just to shuck peanuts
in the back of this car, boy.

I got things to do tomorrow.

I got an airline
board meeting...

I got my oil people
coming in from Texarkana.

These guys are good. We're just
gonna need some more time.

I don't have no time.

Then why don't we settle things?

Right now.

All right, drop your g*ns
and drop your pants.

Down!

Allow me to introduce myself,
sir.

It's not necessary.
I read Fortune magazine.

Zeke Westerland,
peanut-eating billionaire.

A recluse,
an eccentric madman...

the baron of the business world.

What's a big sh*t like you doing terrorizing
these four little orphan girls?

Might I invite you
to join me in the car, sir?

Being I got a proposition
for you...

and I hate like blazes to shout it
out through a half-open window.

All right.

Seems to me
I seen your picture...

a time or two,
only it weren't in Fortune.

No, seems to me I seen it
on the wall somewhere.

In my post office, I do believe.

Yeah.
It's such a good picture...

the Governor seems to want
to hang it everywhere.

So you are the A-Team?

Yes, sir.

No wonder my friends was
having trouble corralling you.

Well, well, well.

That do change this a mite.
Yes, it do.

Might be we gotta sing
a little different tune now.

You don't by any chance happen to
know Chicken in a Breadbox, do you?

You know,
you'd do better, son...

if you didn't take such an
offhand approach with me.

I do have my limits.

Then why don't we cut the down-home
wisdom and get to business?

Well,
I just want to make sure...

that The Bells remain the exclusive
property of Lunar Records...

in that, I am 100% silent
owner of that company.

By the way, I understand...

that you've acquired power
of attorney for The Bells.

I just happened to be in the
right place at the right time.

Let's say I was to be willing
to take you off the table...

for a goodly sum, that is.

I'm not for sale.

Well, son,
everybody is for sale.

It's just the price
that's in question.

Forget it.

I was thinking
in the neighborhood of...

$1 million. Cash.

Oh!

You see, we all carry a
price in our heads...

don't we, Mr. Smith?

You're worth billions.

What do you care about
this little singing group?

What possible difference
can it make to you?

Well, sir, the way I got to
be worth all this money is...

I never let anybody
take nothing away from me.

I am a collector, sir.

And I always win,
no matter the obstacle.

Do we have a bargain?

One of the really interesting
aspects of being a fugitive is...

that there are so few things
you can spend money on.

Now, if I were a crook
like you...

and I wanted a million of your
dollars, Mr. Westerland...

I'd sit down and figure out how
to rip off one of your banks...

and I'd have the money
by nightfall.

Then let me make you
a promise, sir.

These girls
will never perform again.

I believe they're scheduled for
the Greek Theater tomorrow night.

That engagement
will not take place.

Sure, it will.

We have challenged
each other, sir.

It only remains now
to see who wins.

Now, I do have other appointments.
If you'll excuse me.

Am I missing something here,
Zeke?

- Seems to me I'm the one holding the g*n.
- Oh?

Well, what're you gonna do,
Mr. Smith?

k*ll me? Kidnap me?

Oh, I don't think so.

- Get out of the car, Zeke.
- Really, sir...

Face.

What you doing?

I suspect most of your life you've
had your own way, Mr. Westerland.

So I've arranged for you to
experience a lesson in humility.

What is this?

Have you ever had the blues,
Mr. Westerland?

No, I thought not.

See you around.

Why blue?

'Cause they were out
of green paint.

You know what I'm saying.

Guys like Westerland
never do their own dirty work.

I wanted him to get so mad he'd get
involved in this one personally...

so when the net drops, he'll
be in it with the others.

That man
severely underestimates me.

- We'll take care of him, sir.
- No, sir.

I'll take care of him.
Personally.

♪ No one you see ♪
♪ gonna please you like me ♪

♪ No love you find ♪
♪ gonna thrill you like mine ♪

♪ Guess you can tell ♪
♪ I could love you so well ♪

♪ Still you try to be cool ♪

♪ Baby, don't be a fool ♪

♪ If you need someone
for more than a friend ♪

♪ Call me up and come in ♪

♪ It's time to start ♪

♪ If you need affection ♪

♪ Look in my direction ♪

♪ What's the use
of staying apart? ♪

♪ You know how much I need you ♪

♪ Let your body lead you ♪

♪ Right straight into my heart ♪

♪ The harder you try
it seems the less you get by ♪

♪ Your peace of mind
it's so easy to find ♪

♪ I know that you've
got to be lonely, too ♪

♪ Still you're trying to run ♪

♪ Boy, you're missing some fun ♪

♪ If you need someone
to bring you around ♪

Hannibal, let me see them.
You got something?

Yeah, I definitely have something
worth looking at here.

You know, Face, I thought
they were gonna keep us...

from getting the girls
to the theater.

Now that they're here, they can stay
backstage till the performance tonight.

There's almost nothing Westerland
can do to keep them from going on.

We can get cops for sn*pers.

You think we've been had?

I think something's going on.
I wish I knew what it was.

♪ You know how much I need you ♪

♪ Let your body lead you ♪

♪ Right straight
into my heart ♪

♪ Staying apart ♪

Miss King, there's a telephone
call for you over there.

Okay.

♪ You know
how much I need you ♪

Yeah?

Miss King, I have your brother
here with me.

Would you care to talk with him?

You have my brother?

Charlotte, they kidnapped me.

- Billy! Billy, are you all right?
- Charlotte--

I know you're in rehearsal, but maybe
we could squeeze in a few minutes...

to work over
our new five-year contract.

Oh, don't worry about Billy.
He'll be all right.

All you have to do
is just cooperate.

Zeke, you stooped lower
than I thought.

Son, I'm so low I can walk under a
swamp alligator with my hat on.

Now, lest you get me wrong, I sacrifice
this boy if things don't go my way.

The Bells re-sign
with Lunar Records...

and you nullify your contract
with them.

Just when is all this
supposed to happen?

Griffith Park, 6:30 tonight.

We'll bring Billy,
you bring The Bells.

Just come alone with them.

Like I said, I sacrifice
this boy if you mess up.

I'm disappointed in you, Smith.

I thought sure you'd make
a more entertaining opponent.

I went to see Billy.

I'm sorry. I was worried.

They must've followed me.

I'm sorry.
I ruined everything.

We have to do what he wants.

What about tonight? Should
we call and try and cancel?

No.

You girls get into makeup. I'll have
Billy back before the curtain goes up.

How? How are you gonna do it?

I'll think of a way.
You girls go on.

Now, the first problem is
to find out where they are.

Then we change their timetable.

That's no problem, man.

While you was in the car last
night talking to Westerland...

I stuck the old bug, the one
we took off Billy's car...

and put it in the glove compartment
and set it at 256 megahertz.

- All right, B.A.
- Let me get this straight.

Are you telling me that the big
guy looked into the future...

as it were, saw that Hannibal was gonna
fumble the pass, and said to himself:

"Self, you better know where this
country bumpkin is going..."

and then planted the bug? I'm telling
you, the man can see into the future.

He is my hero,
Ba, the Baracan God.

Come on, Murdock,
will you knock it off?

I don't know why you guys are always
picking on Murdock. He ain't so bad.

Huh?

The man is a little weird, okay.
But he got some good ideas.

So leave him be.

Say, are we a groovy,
happening bunch of guys...

or what?

Well, this is it, huh, B.A.?

Right, Hannibal.

Okay, these guys don't know
we're coming.

Murdock, go with B.A.
Scout around.

See what you can find.
Let me know.

- Ba.
- Right.

They'll be leaving
for Griffith Park any minute.

Face, see if you can find a good fire
spot over there, on the east side.

Got you.

Got to deliver a letter here for you.
Oh, thanks.

You got to sign for it.
Look, Pops, I'm in a hurry.

Yeah, well, that's the trouble
with people nowadays.

They're rushing here,
rushing there.

Now, you just sign this and I won't
have to come trudging back here.

All right.

B.A., he's headed your way.

All right, handsome,
come on, squeeze out of there.

Well...

am I entertaining enough
for you now?

I could make it
worth your while, Smith.

You already have.

Red 61. Set.

Hut!

It's all right, Billy.

It's all right. Hang in there.
Be tough!

All right.

Tell your guys to block, man.
Your guys ain't hitting nothing.

This I get from a man...

whose defense allowed 46 points
in the last three quarters?

With all the flakes we meet, it's really
nice to finally meet some real...

men.

I like Faceman.
I think he is so cute.

B.A.
He's so strong and silent.

And Hannibal. He holds
them all together, girls.

And Murdock. He's hot.
I mean really hot.

I get the feeling all of these
guys look really interested.

But Hannibal won't let them
come on to us.

I mean, what are we,
chopped liver?

I don't know, Hannibal.

I mean, Vince Lombardi,
Knute Rockne...

would've had some words of inspiration
for his players at halftime.

But Ba didn't say anything.
Ba just glared at them.

It was 1928. Notre Dame was
down and almost out...

and Knute Rockne gathered everybody
together in that locker room...

and told them the story
of Frank Gipp.

Do you know the story
of Frank Gipp?

Murdock,
everybody knows that story.

Now, the case is over and I
want to go date those girls.

What do you say, Captain?

Yeah, yeah. But the Rock
gathered everybody together...

and he told them
how the Gipper...

played the entire game
with pneumonia...

and how the Gipp d*ed
on the field.

And then he said:

"Whenever Notre Dame's down,
and you really need a win..."

Please, Murdock.

"...you just gather the boys
together and you tell them:

"Win one for the Gipper."

Well, I've seen enough
of this game...

and I am going to win one
for the Gipper.

I got it.

I got it, I got it. I'm gonna
win one for the Gipper.

Hut!

I'm gonna win one for you, Gipp!

We did this for you, baby!

What you doing, fool?

You.
I thought you was a coach.

I thought you had something.
I thought you could mold men.

But you didn't even tell them
the story of the Gipper.

You didn't even call them
a bunch of girls.

You just stood there like a played-out
goldmine, reflecting light...

and looking stupid.

Get off the field!

Sure, sure. You're gonna
throw the only guy...

who scored a touchdown
off the field, right?

What'd I tell you, sucker?
Get off the field!

You ain't no hero.

You're just one big,
mean, angry mud-sucker!

Shut up, fool.