[ music ]
[ kids all shouting ]
- Alright, that's enough!
- How'd we do?! - Whoops.
- Poorly.
- Can we practice tonight and re-take this test tomorrow?!
- This wasn't even the test!
I just thought it'd be fun if you guys sat bouncy for a while.
- Why don't you sit bouncy if you think it's so easy.
- Nah.
The real test is about to begin.
- Finally. - Don't ever give up.
- I feel duped.
- Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit?
- Jaywalking. - Jay-dancing.
- Stealing my phone.
- White collar crime -- rarely prosecuted.
- You're all wrong! Except for Miles.
Now I'm talking about a crime that's so easy
it's like taking candy from a baby.
Schwoz!
- I am baby.
I loves me lolly.
And I hope no one takes from me.
- So you want us to stop you from taking candy from a baby?
- Oh not me. I'm far too good a person for that.
You're stopping...
[ evil voice ] Roy!
- Roy? - It's Ray, but evil!
And I hope he no takes me lolly!
- [ evil voice ] Oh, Roy's takin' that lolly.
Unless somebody... stops me.
- Get zapped! - No.
- Okay maybe not. Maybe this one!
- Miss! - This one!
- Miss! - You're dodging.
- Miss. CHAPA: Stop, stop dodging!
[ evil voice ] - Didn't even have to dodge.
Roy don't dodge.
- Aiiiiiieee! Oh! - Dangit!
- [ evil voice ] You failed to stop Roy.
NEXT!
- Did it get a little cloudy in here?
'Cuz I think a brainstorm's a brewin'...
- [ evil voice ] Sick entrance line.
Roy approves. Let's see how you do with the execyoosh.
- Whack him, Bose!
- Sorry guys. One more grunt
and I'd have to change my pants again today.
- [ evil voice ] Thanks for the w*apon, kid.
Roy played baseball in high school.
Four-hundred RBI's.
Coulda' gone pro, if it wasn't for Roy's dang knee.
- How deep is Roy's backstory?
- [ evil voice ] Deeper than the seas,
where Roy's a certified scuba instructor.
NEXT!
- Get ready to be...
"blown away."
- [ evil voice ] Unnecessary air quotes --
B minus. - Dangit!
Aaahhh!
Take... that.
- [ evil voice ] Took it. Bored. NEXT!
- On the contrary, there will not be a next.
- [ evil voice ] What?
- I refuse to be tested, Roy.
I won't play your game.
And besides, the solution will reveal itself.
- [ evil voice ] So... you're just gonna let baby die?
- Wait, what?!
- I thought you were just gonna take his candy.
- [ evil voice ] What you don't know is that...
the lollipop contains the very medicine
that keeps baby alive.
- Miles, you have to fight him!
You can't just wait for every problem to solve itself.
SCHOOL ROOM VOICE: [span] Stranger approaching.[/span]
[span]School Mode Activated.[/span]
- Aiiiieeee!
- All right, test over!
- See? The problem solved itself.
Feels good to be right.
- FEMALE VOICE: [span] Hello?![/span]
Oh. Hey, handsome.
- Ehhhhh.
Can we help you?
- Depends. You know any good lookin' guys with low standards?
- Wait, aren't you a teacher at Swellview Junior High?
- I was. But Swellview Junior High and I
both decided that it was time to part ways.
- So you got fired. - Bingo!
Anyway, I work for the city now.
Sharona Shapen, School Inspector, see?
Gotta make sure every school in Swellview has a license.
And according to my records...
you ain't got one.
- Well can we get one?
- Maybe.
But you gotta pass my test!
- I can pass your test! Anything.
Give me your test, I'll pass it.
You got this.
- Not you, smarty pants!
- Thank you. I like yours too.
- Yeah I'll bet ya do. They're Bucci.
This whole school needs to pass my test.
You kids, the water supply, your hot teacher...
I need to conduct a thorough investigation
of this school right now or I'mma sssshutin' it down.
- Weeee... can't take your test today
because we're going on a field trip.
- Where to? - A field.
- Can I come?
- Did you get your parent's signature?
- No, my parents are ashamed of me.
- Awww.
- All right then. Well have a nice day.
- Well I'll be back tomorrow!
And I better see some teaching. And some learning.
Some Phys Ed. Some Driver's Ed.
I wanna see allllll the Eds.
And if I don't... I'm ssssssshuttin' it down.
- We better find some Eds.
It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
[ music ]
[ doorbell rings ]
- ...and now you know everything Albert Einstein knew.
Oh hello. Whatever brings you
to our modest and totally real school?
- Cool your toots, Fancy Boots.
It ain't real 'til I says it's real.
now let's blast some school inspection music
and get this done.
♪ Yeah boy I'm wicked smart ♪
♪ Gimme dem books Let's get it started ♪
♪ Yeah boy Wicked smart ♪
♪ Gimme dem books Let's get it started ♪
♪ Yeah boy Wicked smart ♪
♪ Gimme dem books Let's get it started ♪
♪ Yeah boy Wicked smart ♪
♪ Wick-wick wicked smart
♪ Wick-wicked wicked smart
♪ You say I should study harder ♪
♪ Glasses make my face look smarter ♪
♪ One by land and two by sea ♪
♪ Three for you and four for me ♪
♪ Wicked smart
- Well, that's it. You all failed.
- How? - No no no no.
- Failed to do anything wrong. You passed.
- Yeah! - That's right!
- Swellview Academy for the Gifted
is an officially licensed school.
- Nice!
- Swet! - Yeah!
- You'll get your two new students tomorrow.
- What? - Whoa whoa whoa...
Take that and rewind it back. What two new students?
- Oh well there's a shortage of available space
at gifted schools.
I got two kids been learnin' at a bus station
for the last month.
- Yuck. - Awesome.
- I'm moving them here tomorrow.
- Well what if I don't take them?
- Well then I'm sssshutin' you down!
[ siren buzzes ]
- You shuttin' this place down, Sharona?
- I don't know...
Are we?
- Fine. We'll take 'em.
- Carry me out, Buster!
Whoo!
See you tomorrow!
♪ Wick-wicked wicked smart
[ music ]
- so we find these kids' personal information,
and then we fill out an application to--
- Borrrrring! Schwoz, go get the memory wiper.
The new kids show up, we erase their memories.
Badaboom bada- - Do you ever listen?
- Are you kidding me?! - I told you ten times!
The memory wiper got destroyed when you and Kid Danger fought Drex.
It's not going to "conveniently" get us out of things anymore.
[ Ray groans ]
- I know how we can get rid of these kids.
We get a chainsaw, and a ceiling fan, and a--
MIKA: Chapa, No! - I don't get it.
- What's your deal? Why are you so scary?
- A boy stole my cellphone. - So buy another one!
- No! If your best friend got stolen
would you just "buy another one?"
- Yes! My best friend moved to Dystopia
so bought four new ones!
- Aww, love you man. - We'll get there.
- Hokay, according to The Big Book Of Swellview Laws,
if these new kids agree to leave the school on their own...
- Then Miss Shapen and her sleeveless g*ons
can't shut us down!
- So we just make life as miserable as possible
for these new kids, and they agree to leave on their own.
- Good plan, Chapa.
- And shockingly, not violent.
- You didn't let me finish.
We find out who they love the most.
And then in the middle of the night, we--
- Oh, come on! MIKA: Chapa, please!
- You were doing so good. Come on!
[ Schwoz groans ]
- Hurry up! They're coming!
- Hey.
- Ray, I found this broken chair in the basement!
- Love it. Explain.
- We'll make one of the new kids
sit in this rusty, busted-up, thang...
and we'll make the other sit on this termite stool.
- What's a termite stool? - Stool fulla' termites!
Give it a sit! - No!
- Ehh. Probably smart.
- So, I was thinking-- - Not finished!
When the new kids get here,
I'm also gonna use my powers to make stuff float.
And I'm gonna use my throat to make ghost noises like,
[ ghost voice ] "Souuuuuuuuuup..."
- Soup? - Ghosts love soup.
They tell me all the time.
- Good enough.
- Hey, where's Scary Bradshaw?
- Chapa is hiding in the closet with a chainsaw.
When we give her the cue,
she's gonna jump out and scare the new kids.
- Like it, love it, I want more of it.
- What do you got?
- I plan on living with an open heart and a strong mind.
And I'll remain like that until the solution presents itself.
- [ sighs ] Who made you this way?!
- The system.
- I miss Henry I miss Henry I miss Henry...
Mika! - Okay, don't get mad, but--
- Yeah but see, that always makes me mad.
- But once I learn these kids names
I'm gonna enter their personal information into--
- A supercomputer that will eat them?
- No. - Then I don't care. Next!
- Okay what are you gonna do?
- I'm glad someone finally asked.
RAY: It's a test of strength.
Just like any other test of strength
you'd see at a normal school.
- No, wouldn't see that. - Where did you even go to school?
- You use this hammer to make Schwoz go all the way up there
to ring that bell. - Hello.
- How is this gonna make the new kids wanna leave?
- Ha-ha! You'll see...
SCHOOL ROOM VOICE: [span] Stranger approaching.[/span]
- Okay that's them. Now remember, whatever happens,
we gotta be really mean to these new kids!
BOSE: Right.
[ new kids gasp ]
- Why Percy! It's our new school!
I'm sure we will love it so!
- Oh we shall, Miriam.
We shall finally be happy here...
in our new school.
- And it smells ever so much better than the bus station.
- That's because there's a bathroom here, sweetie.
[ Miriam and Percy gasp ]
- Anyway, I gotta go.
It's hump day so there's free sushi at the gas station.
And there's nothing like eating sushi in head to toe Bucci.
Deuces!
- Uh, hello. I'm your teacher. And--
- But you can't be our instructor.
You're far too young and handsome.
- And your generous spirit is as clear
as the kindness in your eyes.
- Would you excuse us for just one moment?
- Certainly. - Take your time.
[ chainsaw starts ]
[ Ray, Mika, Miles and Bose scream ]
- Hello...
- Oh, god!
- Sorry I thought you were those gunchy new kids!
- Turns out they're not gunchy at all!
They're sweet as molasses!
- I don't know if I can soup ghost them.
- Their last school didn't have a bathroom...
- They've been through so much!
Plus Percy winked at me and it melted my heart!
- And Miriam complimented me!
- Seriously, I mean no bathroom!
Where have they been goin'?! - Hey!
- I mean, I am very young looking
so the compliment makes sense but--!
- Hey! Hey!
- Ow! Stop Slapping me! I'm listening!
- We are crime fighters!
We can't have a couple a' bus station biscuits
sniffin' around here or we can't respond to emergency calls!
- Yeah, I guess you're right. - True.
- I don't care how many fake compliments they give us.
- How dare you. - Or how many fake winks we get!
- They were real! - She's so mean.
- Hey, hey. I have a non-violent plan
that just requires a little bitta paperwork.
- Aiiiieee! - Where'd you come from?
- We've already missed three emergency calls
since those kids got here!
[ everyone groans in frustration ]
- See?! Swellview needs us.
So get out there, be mean to those new kids
and send them back to the bus station!
Who's with me?
- Ahhh! We're with you! - With you!
- Did they just use a bucket?
- Hey listen, I let those slaps go last time but next time--
Ahhh! I'll see you out there.
[ music ]
- What is math? Can you touch it?
Can you hold it in your hand?
If you shake it, would it rattle?
Over the next forty-five minutes,
we're gonna to find out, together,
the answer to all these questions, and more...
and I think along the way,
we're gonna have a little bit of fun.
- Ahhhh! - Good Heavens!
My termite bench just gave me quite a shock!
- Bet it hurt, right?
- Indeed it did.
- But you know, Percy, that brief pain
made me grateful for all the times I'm not in pain.
- Quite so. It seems the lessons at this school
go beyond what can be learned from books alone.
- What.
- May I also say, I love your festive mask!
- Yeah I love yours too -- look a floating pencil!
- Oh no this place is haunted!
- [ ghost voice ] Souuuuuuuuup...
- Spirits? Can you hear us?
Tell Princess Diana that our country misses her so!
- And we hope she's having all the soup her heart desires.
- I'm sorry I can't get over this --
when you were at the bus station,
where did you go to the bathroom?!
- Alright, that's it test of strength.
You. Benedict Cumberbutt.
Get up here. - Right away, sir.
- Take this hammer. Hit that and try to get
Professor Schwoz to ring the bell.
- Hello.
- I shall try my level best.
- How is this supposed to make them want to leave?
- See the head on that hammer?
I swapped it out with a Bolivian Boom Stone.
[ Ray giggles ]
- What do those do?
- They go boom.
- For the Princess!
[ boom ]
- My brother!
- My knitting!
- It's okay! I've always wanted to fly!
[ Mika groans ]
- Daaaahh!
[ music ]
[ tube alert ]
- I'm so tired.
[ Mika yawns her super-scream ]
- Aaiiiee! Oh!
- Sorry.
[ yawns ]
- Where have you beens all night?
- Fighting crime.
[ mutters gibberish ]
- We had to take care of all the emergencies
we missed during the day when Percy and Miriam were here.
- Well ten more emergencies came in while you were gone.
[ they all groan ]
[ angry gibberish ]
- What's wrong with Ray? - Oh, no...
- Is that a good "Oh, no?"
- Oh, no no. It's a bad one.
Did no one put Ray down for a nap last night?
- Were we supposed to? - Yes!
If Ray doesn't get enough sleep,
he turns bad until he can sleep again.
- Like a good bad?
- Remember "Roy" who wanted to take candy
from that handsome baby?
- I remember Roy.
- Yeah he was like Ray, but evil.
- That's what happens to Ray if he doesn't get enough sleep.
- You know something now, Ch-Chapa?
You got -- laugh at yourself!
Schwoz! Do you still keep your flesh eating bacteria
in this old mayonnaise jar? - Your what?
BACTERIA [ CREEPY VOICE ]: [span] Flesssshhhhhh...[/span]
- Ahh! - Answered my own question.
- Whaaaaaat? - Mmm-mmm.
- Imma go throw it on those kids.
- No, Roy -- I mean, Ray -- you shouldn't do that!
- Why not? - Because it might get on you?
- I'm indestructible. And sotired.
- But it still might eat off all of your hair!
BACTERIA [ CREEPY VOICE ]: [span] Hairrrrrrrr...[/span]
- Shut up bacteria leave me alone I'm so handsome...
- Okay -- new problem: we can't let Ray
throw that flesh-eating bacteria on Percy and Miriam.
- Agreed. CHAPA: You're right.
Step one -- we stay awake.
If we fall asleep we can't protect Percy and Miriam.
- We're fine. School starts in ten minutes.
- Good. We can make it ten minutes.
- Yeah, I'm not tired at all.
- Hello, schoolmates?
- Oh, Percy! What's wrong with them?
- I'm awake! - What?
- Is there something wrong?
- Yes. You guys gotta get outta here.
- We would never abandon you in a time of need.
- No. SW.A.G. for life, I say.
- And so say I!
[ all groan in frustration ]
- Has anyone seen Ray?
- I thought he was with you! - Yah... he's not.
- Okay out the door let's go let's go s'go s'go s'go s'go...
- Cheeeeeeeeerio, kiddies!
Who's hungry for mayonnaise?!
[ the kids scream ]
- S'go s'go s'go s'go... - Into the closet, Canadians!
- Is there something wrong with teacher?!
- Yes! Just don't come out until we tell you!
- Where are those Brits? I gotta get rid of those kids.
- Ray, you need sleep.
- Which I'll never get as long as they're here!
- Ray. You got two options.
Either you go to bed.
Or we're going to put you to bed.
- Third option -- spin move!
Daaah!
- Next stop -- the Man's Nest.
Oh c'mon, not even out of the room?!
- Lemme at those kids!
- Hey. Hey!
[ super-screams ]
- AHHHHHH!
- Friends! We can stay idle no longer!
Are you okay?
MISS SHAPEN: [span] Hello?![/span]
What's going on in there?!
- Uh... normal school stuff?
- Ah-ha! There's my little British bake-offs.
You're coming with me.
- What's this? - Whatever for?
- I got a new school for ya'.
- We will never leave our friends!
- SW.A.G. forever, I say! - And so say I!
- Yeah, you're going to forget about these dopes
in like two seconds when the horsedrawn carriage gets here.
- Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
My hair, my beautiful hair!
Ahhh! It burns! Oh god it burns!
- What's his problem? - He just needs a nap --
what's this about a horse-drawn carriage?
- Some billionaire in Bordertown
runs a school for poor, gifted English kids.
- Oh, does he?
- Yeah, it's a lot of paperwork to apply.
I don't know how you did it.
- Me neither! It's almost like someone else
filled out their applications for them.
- Yeah whatever. Anyway, each kid gets a million bucks
and a banger of an education.
Much better than this dump. - Hey!
- What kind of gifted school is run by an old bald guy in a wheelchair?
- I am not old!
- Pipe down, Mr. Clean.
[ wheelchair crashes ]
RAY: Oh my hair!
- This school can keep its license,
but I'm never sending any other students here again.
Now come on, Beans and Toast. Time to Brexit.
- We will never forget you!
- SW.A.G forever, I say!
- And so say I.
- Can't believe Miles was right.
- About what?
- The solution revealed itself. - What?
- Hey, yeah. It did.
- The universe will provide.
- Mika provides. I filled out their applications
while everyone else wasn't paying any attention to me!
Hello? Hello?!
I exist!
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x03 - Ray Goes Cray
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.