[ music ]
- Alright simmer down everybody. Let's cut the chatter.
- No one was talking.
- Yeah, man. No chatter to cut.
- Oh. Well, I kinda had my heart set on
telling you guys to cut the chatter so...
can I come in again? And maybe hear some chatter?
- I didn't realize we were here to meet your needs.
- Well guess what -- you are. - Then we can do that.
- Great! I'll come in again.
- You see the bears last night?
[ all talking at once ]
- Alright calm down everybody. Let's cut the chatter!
- I said let's cut the chatter!
- Alright, wadda ya got for us today, Cap?
- What I got is a big, steamin' bowl a' crime chowder.
So grab your spoons -- let's eat.
[ Volt, Brainstorm and AWOL bark ]
- I digitized all those papers for you
and uploaded them to the smartboard.
- Oh. Well what am I supposed to do with these?
- Recycle them?
- [ laughs ] Absolutely not.
- Throw them away? - Better.
- What?!
- Burn 'em? - Best!
- For real?!
- [ laughs ] Recycle them.
Oh. Okay, crime time...
Somebody stole a garden gnome
off some old lady's front yard...
- Boring. - Pass.
- See... somebody hit Scary Gary
in the head with a garden gnome...
Oh actually, those two might be related.
- Get to the good crimes!
- Okay. Gimme a sec, gimme a sec...
somebody stole all the books from The Swellview Library...
Pfft! Murd--
- Stole books from the library?!
- Someone's gonna fry tonight!
- Are you guys serious? - Of course we are!
- Libraries are a treasure trove of infinite knowledge.
- And adventure... - What?
- Stealing books from the library
is not just a crime against one person.
- It's a crime against the whole community.
- And it will not stand!
- Okay, please tell me there's some kind of sick turn coming.
- Only thing comin' is vengeance.
- And adventure...
- Because we love the library.
- Look, the crime is already in our shopping cart,
just hit "checkout"!
- Oh god. What a bunch of nerds.
Alright, give me a second to read the details.
Okay, look. See -- they didn't steal all the books.
They left like ten copies of that one.
- Hey, what book is that?
- It is...
Oh. My. God.
- Is that you on the cover? - Yes.
- And they left it there? - Yes.
- All ten copies? - Yes.
- They literally stole every book in the library
except yours.
- Someone's gonna fry tonight! - Yes!
- I'm hit.
- Relax it's just-- - This is the end for ol' Bosey.
Confession time -- I'm the one that stole that garden gnome.
- Dude, you're fine. That's jelly.
- So it is.
Raspberry if I'm not mistaken.
- Uh-oh! Hot can.
[ ShoutOut groans ]
- That thing doesn't want to stay out.
- This wouldn't have happened if you had just recycled it!
- We also wouldn't be laughing so I mean...
[ music ]
Alright! Who's ready to break some teeth?!
- Always. - Ready in a bit.
- Just gotta do a liiittle stretching first.
- But I want to break teeth now!
- We don't even know whose teeth to break yet.
- Wrong! I just uploaded a list of the most likely suspects.
- This is literally every criminal in Swellview.
- Yeah. Plus a couple of people I just don't like.
- And they're scattered all over town.
- Well we better get going.
We got a looong night ahead of us.
Hope you're all wearing your teeth-breaking pants!
- One of those dots is me.
- Well where were you last night? Huh?
Out stealing every book in Swellview except mine?!
- I don't steal books! I'm not a monster.
- We'll see...
- I got a better way to find the criminal.
- Better than spending six to eight days
walking all over town, collecting criminal teeth
to get that sweet sweet coin from the Tooth Fairy
until we randomly happen upon some criminal
that admits to stealing the books?
I'd like to hear it.
- Well you know that place, The Beatin' Dungeon?
- I barely know where I am right now.
- The Beatin' Dungeon is this place
where villains and heroes get together
to fight each other for fun.
- Sweeaat -- when do we go? - Tomorrow night.
It's "Villains Only Night." - So?
- So we get Schwoz to make up some bad guy costumes...
- we head down to The Beatin' Dungeon...
- And adopt a rescue dog that we bring home and say,
"In a way, he rescued us."
- So close... - Was he?
- Orrrrr... we hang out and see if any criminals
are bragging about stealing books from the library.
- In. - Let's do this!
- Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some captain in it.
- I don't know what that means. - Me, neither.
- He thinks he has an idea. - Can we please get a dog?
- It means... it's up to me to point out
nobody ever goes to Villains Only Night.
Check out their Fakebook Page.
- I thought of that and I have a solution.
- [ scoffs ] A better solution than spending six to eight days
walking all over town, collecting criminal--
- Yes.
We just have to offer something else that everyone loves.
- Like face painting!
- Yes -- face painting!
- Even I love a good face paint. - Everybody loves face painting.
VOLT: Cat eyes. - I like a good tiger, on my cheek.
- Wait a minute. That's not gonna work...
- It seems like it's working.
- Fine! But where are you gonna find somebody
to paint faces? Huh? For free!
- Schwoz!!! - Yes?
- Ahhh! - Ahhh!
- Can you paint faces? - Yes.
- For free? - Yes.
- We need you to go to The Beatin' Dungeon tomorrow night.
- Ho-kay!
- And you gotta make us bad guy costumes!
SCHWOZ: Ho-kay!
- And you gotta let us adopt a dog!
SCHWOZ: No-kay!
- Fine! But if I steal another garden gnome
to fill the void inside me it's your fault.
- It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
[ music ]
- Bose! Get over here, Schwoz is giving us our bad guy costumes!
- Swet. We bad guys now?
- No, we're still good.
- We just gotta look bad.
- So we can go undercover to Villains Only Night
at The Beatin' Dungeon...
- And find whoever stole those books from the library.
- Okay cool!
I just came up with a great bad guy persona for myself.
I want to be "Bad Bose."
- That's definitely bad, but not in the way you're thinking.
- Oh I'm not thinking at all. That's my secret.
- It took me all night to make these bad guy gum balls
so the rule is: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
- I reserve the right to be upset.
- No frowny making. No head shaking.
No belly aching. No offense taking.
You just chew and blow and off you go.
- Nice... - What have you done to me?
- Love this. - You are Weird Beard.
Because your beard is weiiiirrd.
[ Miles groans ]
- Dah-dah-dah-what did I say?
- I mean, "I love it." - Good!
- Why is mine so scary?
- Because you're a villain -- The Mangler!
- I know but does it have to be this scary?
What if I was something like...
The Pretty Bad Pony.
Or just The Pretty Pony!
- You're The Mangler!
This is your mangling stick.
- Is this dried blood?
- Yes, it will dry eventually.
- Youuuu are El Stabador.
- Claro que si! Y mi destino es--
- And you are a Yerban Santa Claus
who takes toys from kids then punches them.
- I can do that. Do I get a bloody stick?
- Yes!
- Okay, time to head to The Beatin' Dungeon--
RAY: Caw-caw!
- Ohhhh... I forgot about Ray.
[ Batman Voice ] - Ray no longer exists.
He's been re-hatched... as Hawkfist!
Caw-caw!
- "Hatched?" Soooo... you were once an egg?
- I guess.
- And if you were re-hatched... that means you hatched twice?
- If that's what I said, then yes.
- Do hawks even have fists? - This one does.
- So who were your parents? - I don't know,
a hawk and a fist -- why don't you guys shut up?
- Because we have a lot questions about... this.
- There's no time.
To The Beatin' Dungeon! Caw-caw!!!
- Ray you can't fly!
- Ray can't -- but Hawkfist can! Caw-caw!
SCHWOZ: Ray, no don't!
You'll fall down the side of the mountain!
RAY: Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah-ah! Ah!
That's...My... Face...Ow...
Ah! Owwww!
[ music ]
♪ I've got an evil, evil plan for you ♪
♪ I've got an evil, evil plan for you ♪
♪ It's evil
♪ It's evil
♪ IT'S EVILLLL!
- Stop it.
- Hello? Hi, can I have everyone's attention please?
For those of you that don't know, I am The Butcher
and I just want to give everybody a big thank you
for attending Villains Only Night!
[ villains cheer ]
- Whoa! Simmer down there Betty Blades...
- I throw rocket blades!
- And we love you for it.
But tonight is about our evil community coming together
to say, "Hey, we're bad people...
but we're still people."
And we must give a big thank you
to our free evil face painter!
[ villains cheer ]
- Yeah!
- Now what I want everyone to do
is talk to three villains you haven't talked to before,
because an evil stranger is just an evil friend
you haven't met yet.
So go out there and be on your worst behavior and have fun.
But not too much fun, okay?
Betty...
[ giggles neurotically ]
- No, no, I love the name "Hawkfist"...
- 'Preciate that.
- But do hawks... have... fists?
- Yes!
- I told you no one would get it.
- I told you to shut up.
- What about "Nighthawk?"
- Look. You don't think that there's a day that goes by
that I don't regret naming myself "Hawkfist?"
- Or maybe "Hawk-ules?"
- Oooh, 'cuz you're a hawk but you're strong.
- Okay, love that.
New Name! I'm Hawk-ules now!
New name! Hawk-ules! That's me.
Caw!
- Oh, I'm a reeeeeeeal bad person.
Like... yeah.
Sometimes I think of doing good things,
and then I say, "Uhhh, no thank you."
And then I do... y'know the baaaaaaad things.
- Like what? - Hmm?
- Like what? - Oh, you know.
Think of the worst things that people can do.
- Okay. - Got it.
- Now double them.
- Whoa! - Great!
- Yeah. Uh-uh. That's me.
Now while I have your ears...
does anyone know which rascal nabbed all those books
from The Swellview Library? Hmm? Anyone?
Anyone know? Hmm? - No.
- So, you know anything about all those books
that got stolen from The Swellview Library?
- Stealing books?
Na, that's too evil for me.
I'm just trying to flood a children's hospital.
- Why not just flood the whole town?
- What? - Yeah, what?
- I'm just sayin'... you wanna be evil,
blow up The Swellview Dam. You'll flood the whole town.
- No, I don't think that's a-- - Okay, that is fantastic.
- You're welcome. - I like you.
- I like me, too.
- You are going places, evil little girl.
- Maybe I'm already there.
- Hmm! - I have ideas.
- Stop trying to eat the paintbrush!
- But it looks like frosting...
- Hey hey fellas!
Good news for the ol' Lawn Ranger --
my mom says I don't have to move out of the basement!
- Hey uhh, I know we all hate Captain Man
but uhh, you guys read his book?
It's a pretty great read.
- That dummy wrote a book?
- It's a real page turner.
- I can't remember the title.
- Uh yeah, it's something like,
"Man I feel like a hero, colon,
"one Captain Man's journey of self-discovery, parenthesis,
"a Captain Man-ifesto, asterisk,
"the true story of the boy who became Captain Man,
end parentheses, exclamation point."
Or something like that.
- Oh, yeah! We read it in our evil book club.
No one made it through chapter one.
- I think you mean "Cap-ter" one.
- Oh that's right! He called the chapters "Cap-ters."
- That's so stupid.
- You're stupid!
Caw-caw!
- Hey there. - Ehhhh!
- So, none of you know who stole those books?
- No. - Wait a second.
It could be Book-Thievin' Steven.
- Oh that's right.
- Are you guys talking about book-thievin'?
[ Villains in unison] - Steven!
- What is going on, bad guys?
- She was just wondering who stole all those books
from The Swellview Library.
- Oh. Yeah. That was me.
[ Villains laugh ]
- I mean, I didn't take all the books.
I left Captain Man's stupid one behind.
BETTY BLADES: 'Course.
- So why'd you wanna know?
- I just wanted to shake your hand!
Because it's such a really good crime
to steal books that are already free.
- Wow, that's a really firm grip.
- I mean, how do you even read all those books?!
- Oh, I don't read any of them.
- Oh! You don't even read them?!
- Nah. - Then what do you do with
all those free books that you steal?
- [ laughs ] Ohhhh, I burn some...
- Greaaaaaat.
- I shred some... - Suuuperrrrrrrr.
- But most of the time I just tear out the pages
one by one and use them to wipe my--
[ super-screams ]
- Face. I was gonna say my face.
- It's ShoutOut! - Who?
- She's not a villain. She's in Danger Force!
- I'm outta here.
Byeeeeee...!
[ music ]
- Okay, okay. Now we've all got lots of evil ideas
about what to do with this member of Danger Force
that snuck into Villains Only Night.
- Let's throw grass in her face!
- No, Lawn Ranger, we're not going to--
- Let's throw grass on her shoulders!
- No! - Grass on her head!
- Okay, it can't be grass every time, buddy.
- It comes from the Earth man, it's good.
- You know what they should do with her
is get a buncha' battery acid and some steak knives...
- Stop! Honestly... - No, no, no, no...
- We're not trying to come up with ways to hurt her.
- We need to save her. What are we gonna do?!
- Relax. Hawkfist has a plan.
- I thought you changed your name to Hawkules.
- Oh, yeah. Then I changed it again.
I'm now The "'Talon'-ted Mr. Hawkley."
Caw-caw!
- I do not feel good about this plan.
- Quiet! Quiet!
[ villains all talking at once ]
- Alright everybody... let's cut the chatter.
Nice. All right.
The Talon-ted Mr. Hawkley will deal with this girl.
- Who's that, Hawkfist? - Me!
- I thought you were Hawk-ules--
- Moving on! I'm gonna scratch this girl!
And she will bleeeeeed!
[ villains in unison ] - Yeah!
- Okay, ShoutOut. Get ready to feel my talon punch!
- Shouldn't your talons be on your feet?
- Oh my god whatever. Just let me do this, shut up!
C'caw!
- Oh, no! I'm being scratched.
- Yeah! Get her, Hawk-u-les!
- That's three names ago try to keep up!
- Sorry!
SHOUTOUT: I'm definitely bleeding.
Oh, but I am so very defeated!
- Ehhhhh!
Okay then. I'm just gonna take her
back to my lair and feed her to my baby birds.
- Wait a second. - What?
[ villains in unison ] - Ewwwwww.
- It tastes sweet.
[villains in unison ] - Huuuhhhh?
- Of course it does!
The taste of victory is always sweet!
- Yeah, but that's just jelly.
[ villains in unison ] - Ohhhhhhh.
- What? - Raspberry if I'm not mistaken.
[ villains in unison ] - Mmmmmmmm.
- The "Talon"-ted Mr. Hawkley must've used that donut!
[ villains gasp ]
- No I didn't. - But you did, though.
- What?? - Right before you fake-scratched her.
- And un-stuck her from the wall.
THE BUTCHER: Yeah.
- Are you even a real villain, bro?
- What does this say? Huh?
- I have no idea.
- You kept scratching out your villain name
and adding new ones.
- Does one of them say "Hawk-late Milk?" - Maybe.
- That's dumber than Captain Man's book.
- All right! That's it!
Where's my dang gum?
- Are there any other members of Danger Force around here?
- Yes. But not for long.
Byeeeeeeee!
- Okay, are there any more members of Danger Force here?!
- My guy! My guy! - What are you doin--
- Right here. Call myself Brainstorm.
'Course, my real name's B--
[ screams ]
- It's Volt!
[ villains gasp ]
- Alright you jerks!
Anybody wanna make fun of my book now?!
[ villains all talking ]
- I hate you all.
- Get 'em!
- Got it!
- Yah! - Yaahhh!
- Okay, I'm properly hydrated.
I can fight now!
- Yah!
Oh, come on!
- Ahhhhh!
- Huh! Uh!
- Ahhhhhh! - Ahhhh!
- Oh no. - No no no no no!
BOOK-THIEVIN' STEVEN: Ow!
- Mommy, come help meeeeeee!!!
Help me, mom!
- Daaaahhh! - Aaaahhhhh!!
- Ahhhh!
- Captain Man! We got him!
- We got the book thief! - We did it!
- Now let's see who he really is.
- Ahhhhh! My face!
- Brainstorm. Buddy, there's no mask.
- Okay. So what do we do with him?
- I have ideas.
- Please don't. I'll do anything...
- Settle down, buddy.
You're gonna be here for thirty-two Cap-ters,
an Epilogue, an alt ending, and a whole section at the end
where I teach you how to draw a cartoon version of me.
- No no no no no please!
Please...please!
- But first! The introduction.
Written by me.
- Noooooooo!!!
- Hot chocolate just tastes better
after you catch a bad guy.
- Everything does.
- Honey, don't...
- Just let him.
- Can I get a little hot chocolate?
- Did you catch a bad guy?
- I saved ShoutOut.
- Sooooo you caught a good guy.
- Okay, that's not fair...
- Tastes pretty fair to me.
- If you could be nicer.
[ AWOL, Volt and ShoutOut argue ]
- Hey, let's cut the chatter back there!
Cap-ter one: The Beginning.
It all just kinda' "Captain'ed..."
My father was an irresponsible scientist...
and it was bring your kid to work day...
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x04 - Villians' Night
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.