[Horns honking]
[upbeat music]
♪
- No. - I'm waiting for jo to chat me.
But gustavo told me to get some playful tour bus footage
and post it.
- Okay, you directing?
Is that really a good idea?
- Is being boring a good idea?
- Fine. Let's do this.
[Computer chiming]
what?
I'm having a staring contest with carlos
while waiting for jo.
- I can't take it anymore.
I want to switch at the next stop.
- Each bus has two bunks,
so one of us has to ride with tour-bus logan,
and you drew the short straw.
- James, did you use the guest soap?
- Start his napping, and he'll leave you alone.
- Are you using up all of our minutes?
- Quiet. I'm napping.
[Snores]
- arrgh!
- Oh.
- Hey.
Sorry, I only have, like, five minutes to chat.
Audition.
- I'll take it.
Forget it. I'm not playing honk bonk.
- It's mandatory on the brown bus.
- Hello?
- We all pinky swore.
- I'm not playing.
- What are you guys doing?
[Horn honks]
- honk bonk!
- Ahh!
- ♪ Make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
- ♪ oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
- you made me lose connection with jo,
and she can't chat for another hour.
- Okay, if you want to see her so badly,
'cause you loooove her...
I posted a video before we left.
- You did?
- Yep.
Yo, what's going on, guys?
Carlos here, and we are super-stoked
for our two-week radio tour to promote our third album.
- All right, I don't want to be late.
Let's go.
- But kendall is sad,
'cause he's not gonna see jo for two whole weeks.
But watch him get happy.
I'm gonna miss you. - James, stop it.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, I do feel a little better.
- See.
Just don't read the comments.
- What?
- Nothing, no comments.
- What comments? - No, no, no, stop.
Give me this. Nothing, no. - No, carlos.
- No. I just need the video.
I just need a laptop so I can edit my videos.
- You give me that computer back now, or else I'm gonna--
[horn honks]
- honk bonk!
- Ahh!
[Horn honking]
- james, are you real napping or pretend napping?
- Real napping.
- Did you eat this cr*cker and get crumbs everywhere?
- I was hungry.
Now... [Snoring]
- good.
I'm glad you chose one of the healthy tour bus snacks
I prepared.
Go back to sleep.
[Vacuum whirring]
- logan!
- I'm just trying to make this a pleasant ride.
[Upbeat music]
- who looks cool in the rented road trip convertible?
- Open sky,
big time rush and victoria justice live in san diego.
- And...traffic.
- So beware of the overturned frozen chicken truck
that has traffic on the at a dead stop.
Tell us something we don't know.
- And it's gonna be a hot one, so get out that sunblock.
- Oh, okay.
I'll hit the sunblock, as in top-up-time.
[Rattling]
what was that?
- It's not closing.
- Oh, well, there's another button on the key.
[Alarm blaring]
- okay, this went bad fast.
- I don't know how this thing works.
- And if you're headed to the big time rush,
victoria justice concert, I hope you left early.
- We didn't, okay?
- Shut up...
And danceis victoria justice's latest hit.
Let's check it out.
- Hey.
- Hey. You're on in minutes.
- Nice to see you too, gustavo.
Are the guys here yet?
- Uh, no, not yet.
- Oh, they're not gonna be late again,
like they were in san antonio and albuquerque and phoenix?
- Go, go, go.
All: sorry we're late.
[All speaking simultaneously]
all: sorry we're late.
Ahh!
[All screaming]
[siren wailing]
sorry we're late.
[All speaking simultaneously]
- look, I don't mind stretching my set,
but last night, I ran out of songs.
- Well, you don't have to worry about that tonight.
Because they will be here in one minute.
- Great.
- Okay.
Are they stuck in that traffic jam?
- Both buses are headed for a huge disaster.
[Gasps]
- ooh, what's going on, guys?
Carlos here, and we are on the big time tour bus
going to san diego, and... Do you feel that?
Do you feel that? It's a busquake.
Oh, no, kendall!
- Ahh, hmm.
Uh, whoa.
- I told you not to read the comments.
- "They are so sweet
that it makes me want to vomit for two hours straight,"
says biterwriter.
- Yeah, biterwriter.
He or she can get nasty.
But not as bad as btrbasherz and kendallrots.
- What?
[Computer chiming]
did you know people hate me and jo?
- Yeah, they say you look like brother and sister.
- Now back to me.
I'm requesting a tour busmate switch
as soon as....
- You all know people hate me and jo as a couple?
- Actually, most hate just you.
So don't go on kendork.com,
because that will just upset you way more.
- There's a kendork.com?
- And there's a kendoy.com.
Ooh, and don't open the thread "his eyebrows"
on ihatebtr.com.
- Why didn't you all tell me about this?
- Well, 'cause they're just haters.
And we knew that you'd get upset.
- I am not upset!
[Tires squealing]
- you know half hour before show time,
I like tour bus quiet time, so game off, please.
Thank you.
- Well, I tried to nap,
and we all remember how sucky that turned out, hmm?
- But I know you like noise, so I added a layer of comfort
for both of us.
[Static and birds chirping]
and this is called ocean breeze.
[Static and birds chirping]
isn't that nice?
- Eee!
- Oh, okay, so now you're unappreciative and not nice.
- No, what's not nice is that I drew the short straw
six days in row and have to share this bus with you.
- Right, you guys draw straws to see who's lucky enough
to ride with me, to enjoy my company,
and my tasty snacks.
- No. It's the loser that rides with you, not the winner.
We hate riding with you.
- I think I'd like to be alone now.
[Tires screeching]
- fine. We're stuck in traffic.
So you can have the blue bus all to yourself.
Well, james I'm-- I'm not done talking with you.
James. James.
I am not done talking to you.
- Okay, well, if they're just gonna hate us,
then I'm gonna comment back and hate them.
Ha!
- Hating a hater makes you a hater.
- James, I'm not done talking to you.
James.
Do you guys draws straws because you hate riding with me?
- Maybe.
- Hater! - Oh, I'm a hater?
- Hey, while we're all here,
why don't we make a little tour bus video
to show how much fun we have on the tour bus?
- Do you have any idea how these tour bus rides would be
without me?
- Um...fun.
- Cheerier, a little cheerier.
- I'm cheerier, because I'm on the brown bus
with brown bus rules.
- Very funny.
Did you even notice that there is
a massive traffic jam outside,
or do you need bad busmate logan to point out
that we are gonna be late to the show?
- Wait.
Did you just say "brown bus rules"
and "traffic jam"?
[Horns honking]
all: honk bonk!
- Ow! Ow!
- Cheerier. I said cheerier.
All: ow! Come on! Ow!
That's it! Come on! Ow! Come on! Ow!
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- these are for your honk bonk bruises.
[Horn honks]
- ow.
You didn't say "honk bonk."
- Ow.
- Cheese.
- Although I am clearly needed here,
I realize I am not wanted.
So I just wanted to say good-bye...
Forever.
- I'm just gonna turn this off for a while.
[Horns honking]
- okay, so somebody's got to go smooth things out with logan.
- No. I'm not gonna draw straws.
- Brown bus rules. You must obey.
- Fine.
Next tour, I'm getting my own bus.
Ahh, eeny, meeny, mi...
I hate all of you.
[Sighs]
I'm thinking about what I'm gonna say.
[Horns honking]
- still no relief from the heat, san diego,
or what everyone is calling traffic jam-zilla.
It's :.
- We're missing victoria right now.
-Oh, well, allow me to drive a little faster.
- And a heat advisory is now in effect
for san diego, so whatever you do,
get out that sunblock.
- We're out of sunblock!
- Hey, don't blame me...
Is the new hit single by flo rida.
Let's hear it.
- Could this trip get any worse?
- Oh, no, it's an orange guy.
Quick, roll up the windows.
- He's just selling oranges out of a shopping cart
on the highway.
- Why is your generation okay with that?
Roll up the windows. Roll them up.
Roll them up. Go. Go. Go.
- But the top is still down.
Oh...hi.
Oh, yes, we'll take one bag.
Thank you.
- And here's more victoria justice, san diego,
in case you missed her show at the forum.
[Cheers and applause]
- whoo! The crowd is amazing.
The guys are gonna love them.
Both: hey, you.
- They're still not here?
- They're stuck on the highway in jam-zilla.
It's not their fault.
- How many encores do you need?
- ......
.
- I'll just sing till I run out of songs.
Whoo!
[Cheers and applause]
- where are my guys?
[Horns honking]
- do you think it's easy riding with you and your stuff?
Do you think the bus magically cleans itself?
Do you think your bread
magically doesn't have any crust?
- Mmm. - None for you.
- What?
- Oh, and you can say bye-bye to ocean breeze.
- I will never miss that.
- Okay, well, maybe this thing is stupid,
but let me tell you one thing.
Whenever you ride with logan mitchell,
you ride in first class.
All of our outfits are ready to go in case we're late,
which we are.
Lozenges are always laid out in case our throats are sore.
- [Clears throat]
- after all this yelling, I assume yours is.
Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.
You're not in first class anymore.
Welcome to coach.
First class has arrived.
Now, who wants a crustless sandwich?
Oh, what's up, hater?
- I do not hate,
which is why I'm simply posting a statement
on ihatebtr.com simply suggesting
that their opinion is incorrect.
- No, you're just fueling the hater fire
by giving them what they want.
- "Dear sir or madam,
"I respectfully disagree with you
that jo and kendall are an 'eyebrow' couple."
- [Laughs]
- "and that big time rush bites donkeys.
I, for one, find them quite charming."
- You're kidding, right?
- And send.
[Computer chimes]
that was fast.
- "Dear dork, you totally bite,
"and your friends bite, and if you have a pet,
"like a dog or something like that,
"that bites too.
Bigtimebites."
I'm gonna find this person.
- You're yelling at me.
See what haters do?
- You can't hate, haters, 'cause that makes you a hater.
- Okay, brown bus is making me very confused today.
- And the sun is still making the heat, san diego,
so let's hope you're not stuck in jam-zilla
with a broken convertible top.
- So hate...this dj.
- The traffic. It's starting to move.
- Yes. Okay.
Oh, no.
- I can't breathe.
- Oh, get the top down. We've got to get the top down.
- Push the button. - Okay.
Oh, it's not working.
Wait. Vents.
Vents!
[Both inhaling deeply]
- he's gone.
- Okay. - He's gone.
- Oh. Oh.
[Both coughing]
oh, hey.
We're glad you're back, 'cause--
yeah, we'd like another bag of oranges.
Yeah, or two.
Yeah, thank you. Okay.
- Okay.
[Cheers and applause]
- she's done.
- I know that.
- And...no bus.
[Both chuckling]
- funny, right?
- I don't have anymore songs.
- You have a christmas album, right?
- Gustavo, it's june.
- But it's an amazing album.
Now, get out there and sing it!
- Yelling doesn't work on her, remember?
- Right. How about please lips?
Both: please. Please. Please.
- Okay, okay, okay, please lips kind of works.
"V" team, hat and bell me.
Let's do this.
[Cheers and applause]
- [whimpering]
- okay, I might miss first class.
But you have to admit, you're not easy
to tour bus with either.
- Fine, I might admit that if you apologize.
- Do I get a sandwich?
- You might.
- Then I apologize.
Ooh.
And I propose a new blue bus rule
that states we all appreciate wardrobe-organizing,
crust-cutting, and lozenge-providing logan more.
- Well, thank you, james.
- Let us all honk bonk on it.
[Horn honks]
all: honk bonk.
Ahh! Ow! Come on.
- Why do we keep playing that game?
- I have no idea.
- Seriously?
How do these haters not bother you guys?
- Because of emilyj.
- Who is emilyj?
- I have no idea.
But she did once post that she had a bad date,
and my singing made it better.
- And I think of sarahdiamond.
Although we are not married,
she says I'm the only person that makes her smile -.
And that's all I need to hear.
- What about you?
Do you have an emilyj?
- Aka lovethatlogan.
- Yeah, instead of listening to all these haters,
why don't you listen to kendallmyforeverilovehimforever,
who says...
She's crazy for you.
- Well, I guess I'm crazy for her.
- And the only way to b*at haters is to ignore them.
- Ooh, and...
sh**t a fun tour bus video that shows our fans
that we're crazy for them.
- Well, we're still stuck in traffic.
[Computer beeps]
- hey.
Ugh, sorry it took me so long to reconnect.
- Oh, can I touch you back?
We've got sh**t a video for this girl that's crazy for me.
- Oh, okay.
Wait. What?
- [Laughs]
- ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
- ♪ I see you looking at the magazines ♪
♪ watching girls on the mtv
♪ but you don't even look half as good to me ♪
♪ hey, yeah
- ♪ no matter what you do
♪ you look beautiful
all: ♪ how else can I say it
♪ I feel like a broken record
♪ I think I'm crazy and it's true ♪
♪ I'm crazy for you
♪ temperature of
♪ even sick as a dog, you look cute to me ♪
♪ even at your worst, you're still the best ♪
♪ yeah
♪ how else can I say it
♪ I feel like a broken record
♪ I think I'm crazy and it's true ♪
♪ I'm crazy for you
♪ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody ♪
♪ girl so good, good, good, gotta tell somebody ♪
- ♪ you can even call me insane ♪
♪ but it won't change a thing
all: ♪ how else can I say it
♪ I feel like a broken record
- ♪ a broken record
all: ♪ I think I'm crazy and it's true ♪
♪ I'm crazy for you
- ♪ oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
all: ♪ I'm crazy
- ♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
all: ♪ I'm crazy
- ♪ whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
all: ♪ I'm crazy for you
- what do you know?
You can direct.
- Why, thank you.
- But, you know, some people are gonna hate it.
- And I don't care.
- Well, this story is wrapping up quite nicely.
[Engine revving]
both: we're moving!
- Whoo! - We're off to san diego!
- Whoo-hoo!
[Cheers and applause]
- gustavo, I have got nothing left.
- Don't worry.
Jam-zilla cleared up.
- And they'll be here any second in that sweet, sweet ride.
Both: who wants oranges?
- Darn it!
[Horn honking]
I mean, great!
All: sorry we're late.
- Love you, vic.
- So sorry.
- Good to see you.
- Nice hat.
- I don't mean to toot my own horn,
but that's another concert save by gustavo rocque.
[Horn honking]
- honk bonk.
- Ahh!
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- nice.
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
- ♪ step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
04x06 - Big Time Tour Bus
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.