[Sinister music]
- dogs, I have summoned you here for something
that I literally cannot believe.
- Wait, I thought you said you had good news.
- Pretty sure you said that. - You called us here.
- Right, wrong music.
Kelly!
- Oops, my bad.
[Happy carefree music]
- oh, that's better. - Jaunty.
- Music does set the mood.
- Okay, we have been approached by two huge companies
that are interested in expanding the b.t.r. Brand even further.
All: ooh.
- Option one: big time rush gets their very own cartoon!
All: cartoon, cartoon!
[All talking at once]
- or b.t.r. Gets its very own video game!
All: video game, video game!
[All talking at once]
- okay, just so you know,
the video game will require physically challenging
and probably chafing motion capture sessions.
- Uh, yeah. - Cool.
- Also we'll have to cancel your concert in hawaii
with the private jet.
- Uh... - Oh.
- Plus, you got to wear these green ball suits.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
♪
All: cartoon, cartoon!
[All talking at once]
- ♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
- g*ng, allow me to introduce to you
the creative genius behind the fairly oddparents</span>
and hopefully your big time cartoon,</span>
mr. Butch hartman.
- Hi, I'm butch hartman.
Fellas, big time cartoon</span>
is just like the story of big time rush.
- Cool. - Wow.
- Cool.
- It's a story about a boy band who sings and fights crime
with magical shoes.
- Oh, magical shoes.
- They're not really magical.
- See, it's the magical shoes that you guys found in a cave
that give you the magical power of dance fu.
- Cool.
- Check that out.
- Huh.
- Before you say yes,
check out the theme song.
- ♪ There was a band named big time ♪
♪ who discovered magical shoes
♪ and when they put them on
♪ they got into a super crime fighting groove ♪
♪ big time rush, hey
♪ magical shoes, yo
- okay, cool tune.
- It's a super catchy tune.
- Who wrote it?
- Or, you know, maybe there's a story you guys want to tell.
Perhaps an adventure you were on,
something really fun?
- Just tell butch what you want,
because we want to be in the big time rush cartoon business.
- Um... - Yeah.
I think we want to think about it.
- Think it out, brainstorm.
- All right, great, guys. Thanks very much.
- Okay, we'll see you out there, big guy.
- Dance fu, okay, all right. Later, guys.
[Door closes]
- so we do the video game. - Yep.
- But I'm keeping the shoes.
- This is our chance to bonk cosmo on the head
so he gets his memory back.
- What's a cosmo?
- Would you like to sit on the couch and watch?
- Oh, no, I do wish I was a fairy, though.
Who wants ham? Poof!
- Poof!
- Who wants regularity? Poof!
- I wish you would change that lightbulb
and then unclog my sink.
Poof.
- Wait a minute. It's all coming back to me.
I'm not a weenie.
I'm a... I'm a fairy,
and my name is cosmo.
- [Groans]
- [gasps]
- he hit his head.
Oh.
Are you okay?
- Of course I'm okay.
I'm cosmo.
- Oh, no.
- And I'm here to grant your wishes.
Sinky uncloggy, poof!
[Water draining rapidly]
it worked.
I'm off to grant more wishes.
- Okay, we have to save him.
- Why?
He granted my "sink unclog" wish.
I mean, we got to go save him.
- Coming up on the news at noon,
more on those strange lights over l.a.
Was it a movie crew in the hollywood hills
or an alien invasion?
Details coming up.
[Video game music playing]
- okay, let's make a video game.
- Is it too late to do the cartoon?
- We are the lizardians. Take me to your leader.
[Laughs]
- these are not funny
and take off those shoes.
- Never.
Hey, and why is it so cold in here?
- Because if this equipment gets too hot,
it could overheat and short out the power in the studio.
[Electricity buzzing]
- like it just did.
Okay, dogs, take five and let the geeks do their geek thing.
[All talking at once]
- don't go too far!
- Oh, heat. - Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.
- Whoa, so much better.
- Now, to take over this planet of the yellow sun.
[Laughs]
- girl alert, pose number nine.
[Slow r&b music]
♪
Forgot about the suits.
- Oh.
- Okay, let's go back inside and get this over with.
- It's locked.
- And our communication devices are inside.
- Stop.
- I've got this.
Magical shoes, do your thing.
Oh!
- Oh, oh, uh...
- Okay, we'll go around the front.
- The main street entrance?
We can't be seen in these.
- Well, we can't take them off.
We're not wearing underwear.
- Mmm, kendar has good point, jayzar.
- [Grunts]
don't worry.
These magical shoes will lead us safely back inside.
Let's go.
[Upbeat rock music]
- you will be our ape servants.
- Go, go!
- Paparazzi.
[All yell]
the dumpster, in the dumpster!
- These earth waste receptacles smell.
Ow.
- Pictures of us looking like this cannot get out.
- Let's hope nobody saw us.
- And l.a.'S alien scare continues
with this shocking footage from downtown.
Witnesses who sh*t the footage said
the four invaders are here
to turn us all into their ape servants.
- Okay, he's not in his closet, and he's not at the park.
- Well, he can't just disappear.
- Poof! - [Screams]
- I'm cosmo. Yay me!
- Okay, what do we do?
Do we hit him over the head with a frying pan
and whack him back to buddha bob?
- No, we'll just play along,
and then he'll realize he's not really a magic fairy
and remember he's a janitor.
- What is your wish?
- Okay, um...
I wish you'd get rid of the obnoxious tuba player
in the apartment above us.
- Poof!
- See, you're not a...
- [Playing tuba]
you'll never believe it.
I just got a job with the guam philharmonic.
Good-bye, palmwoods.
[Playing tuba]
♪
- I'm calling doc hollywood.
- Wait, he grants wishes.
- What? That's not a wish.
That's a coincidence with talcum powder,
and he needs help.
- Ooh, earwax makes a squishy noise.
- Yes, but it came true, and...
We're hungry, and we wish for food.
- Poof!
- Hey, so the guys packed an extra pie for a pool order.
Want a free one?
- Yay magical pizza.
Poof!
- I'm still calling doc hollywood.
- Poof! - No, he grants wishes!
- He needs help. - No, don't--
- poof! - But he granted...
- Okay, let's check and see if the paparazzi are gone.
- Uh, yeah, the paparazzi are gone.
- People of earth, we are here to...
Whoa.
Um...
Okay, what is going on?
- Look.
- More on the lockdown downtown
as federal authorities investigate
the close encounter sighting.
This just in:
our news copter has spotted the aliens,
and we are taking you there live.
[Helicopter blades whirring]
- doop!
- There are aliens downtown,
and they have green and white skin like us,
and they're at a big buy like us.
Ha...
Oh.
- Great, either big time rush gets arrested
for causing a citywide panic,
or we get probed.
- Okay, calm down.
We have gotten out of a lot worse than this,
and what is that?
- Looks like some sort of federal authorities
are arriving on the scene.
It is a tense standoff.
- Aliens, we mean you no harm...
- Unless you mean us harm.
Then we'll be forced to use our transformation lasers.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- yeah, it's never been worse than this.
- We should have done the cartoon.
[Sirens wailing]
- you can come along peacefully,
but we prefer to take you by force.
- You have five earth seconds to decide.
- What are you doing?
- Follow the shoes.
[All screaming]
- they're fast.
- We'll catch them.
[Sirens wailing]
[all whimpering]
- where are we going? And don't say, "dumpster."
- Dumpsters have been very good to us.
[All yelling]
[sirens wailing]
- hey, look.
I got my wings.
- I don't like this.
I want to change cosmo bob back into buddha bob.
- Ooh.
- Why?
Since buddha bob became a fairy,
my sink got unclogged,
he got rid of tuba guy,
poofed us up a free lunch and me a faux fur coat.
- Not wishes, coincidences.
That jacket was delivered to -j,
but it was addressed to rebecca johnson.
- But I wished for it.
Besides, he's not a danger to anyone.
So there's no reason to call doc hollywood.
See?
- Wait. Where is he?
- Whee!
Look, with my wings, I can fly.
- Okay, you can call doc hollywood.
- I wish you were off the roof and in the lobby.
- Okay, poof!
- You know, I've seen some cases like this before.
The psychosis can be permanent if not treated correctly.
- He's dreamy,
but I don't like him.
- I wish you would like him.
- Okay, I like him.
- And as with any other cartoon head injury,
the cure can be complicated.
- Are you serious?
[Frying pan clangs]
- [gasps]
did it work?
- Sorry, guys,
but my boss says I have to charge you for the pizza.
- And is that the jacket I ordered?
- [Playing tuba]
the guam philharmonic folded due to lack of funds,
and I'm back, everyone.
♪
- Yup, buddha bob is back.
- Who's buddha bob?
[Horn honks distantly]
- here's the plan:
logan comes up with a plan.
- O-okay. First, we pray.
[All murmuring]
then we make a break for rocque records,
burn these ball suits,
and then make some story suggestions for butch,
and then do the cartoon.
- Nice.
Run!
- [Groans]
let's do the other way.
- Yeah. - Go, go, go, go.
- Yep, yep. - Go, go, go, go.
- Oh!
- We are so probed.
[All talking at once]
- no!
It's locked.
- Why does that not surprise me?
- We'd say we're sorry it had to come to this,
but we're not.
- And now we got to take you down.
[Lasers humming]
- what are you doing?
- It looks like they're trying to communicate through dance.
- They're good.
We've still got to take them down.
- It's the shoes...
That give you...
Dance fu!
- Huh, those are magical shoes.
- But they can't be in the cartoon.
- Okay, great, but there's still an alien hunt out for us.
- And the dumpster is not gonna help us this time.
- But wait.
- Told you dumpsters have been good to us.
[All yelling]
- I never thought I'd say this, but...
We look good.
[Siren wails]
- okay, let's do the cartoon.
- Fellas, we can't tell you how much we loved
all your awesome big time cartoon</span>story suggestions.</Span>
- but how did you think of them so fast?
[All talking at once]
- it's a long story.
- Well, listen, I put all the ideas into the cartoon,
and, carlos, even better than magical shoes--
I gave you a cute pig named snort snort.
All: so how's it start?
- Picture this.
You're on your tour plane in a storm.
And then...
[Thunder rumbling]
- why did we have to take a tour plane to a concert in australia?
Why couldn't we take a tour submarine instead?
- Because carlos is afraid of water.
- Did somebody say, "water"?
[Thunder rumbling]
- uh, did somebody say, "weird lightning"?
[Electricity zapping]
[beeping]
- something just short-circuited the control panels.
Hold tight, teens, and take your emergency positions.
[All yelling]
- hang on, snort snort.
It's gonna be a bumpy landing.
[Airplane crashes]
[radio static]
- I can't get a signal.
I'll leave you teens alone and unprotected
while I radio for help atop that tall, scary peak.
- Great, now we're stuck alone on a weird and deserted island.
- Deserted? Awesome!
Me and snort snort haven't had dessert
since we got off the plane.
[Carlos and snort snort gag]
this island tastes terrible.
- This is bad.
Our concert is in three hours,
and gustavo is going to freak if we're late.
[Screams]
we're stuck in a net?
- Something tells me this island isn't deserted.
- [Gags] you can say that again.
- Who are you, and what do you want?
- We are the lizardians,
and we've come to your planet
to turn the people of earth into our ape servants
like our first test subject
after we forced your plane to land on this deserted island.
- [Spits] - I think that's our pilot.
- I am your ape servant.
I am here to serve you...
Apely.
- That was our pilot.
- Once we successfully test
our dna super mutation laser on all of you,
we'll turn all earthlings into our ape servants.
[Laser whirring]
- okay, can we talk about this?
'Cause I don't think I'd look good as an ape.
And as a matter of fact, I was just--
[screams]
[quacks]
- you know, he's right.
That is the worst looking ape I've ever seen.
- [Quacks]
[screams]
[quacks]
[screams]
- no, no, he's supposed to be an ape man.
[Laser whirring]
- [brays]
what?
- Whose cup is this?
I said, "no beverages in the command center."
I want ape servants!
Donkey servants are just stupid.
Lock them away.
We have to fix this laser at once.
- And we have to destroy that laser
before those lizard creeps take over our world.
- Okay, can we talk about me for a second?
[Brays]
'cause I'm a donkey.
[Brays]
- oh, yeah. [Chuckles]
well, all we have to do is
defeat an advanced alien lizard race
with huge alien lizard weapons,
work their giant mutating laser,
oh, and get out of this cell,
which we can't!
- Okay, we</span>can't,
but you forgot about...
- Snort snort.
- Go get them, snort snort!
[Buttons beeping]
- way to go, snort snort. [Brays]
- okay, but what do we do now?
- We have to steal that heart-shaped reactor.
- Yeah, it must be what drives the laser.
- Only after you change me back.
[Brays]
[braying echoes]
- and we have to control james' donkey noises.
- The earth teens have escaped.
Get them.
- Okay, and now we move!
♪ Waking up from another day, and I'm feeling so insa-ane ♪
♪ 'cause ever since I saw your face ♪
♪ I got it tattooed on my brain-ain-ain ♪
- ♪ what I got to do to get you into my life? ♪
♪ I could be your bad boy, or, baby, I could be nice ♪
♪ I would give you all the stars ♪
♪ if you give me the night
♪ come on, aye-aye-aye-aye
♪ there's a million pretty girls all over ♪
♪ but they got nothing on you-ou ♪
♪ been all around the world and no one gets me like ♪
♪ the way you do-o
♪ baby, I thought that you should know ♪
♪ none of the rest are even close ♪
♪ there's a million pretty girls all over ♪
♪ but you know this song's for you-ou ♪
♪ this song's for you-ou
- ♪ now I got your attention, babe ♪
♪ there's some things I need to say-ay ♪
♪ like you're the one that I dream about ♪
♪ it's on my mind like every day-ay ♪
- ♪ every day
- ♪ did you know that you came and you got me like this? ♪
♪ 'Cause I know you're the one that I want to be with ♪
- ♪ you got to know I'd do anything ♪
♪ to get you to notice me
- ♪ there's a million pretty girls all over ♪
♪ but they got nothing on you-ou ♪
♪ been all around the world and no one gets me like ♪
♪ the way you do-o
♪ baby, I thought that you should know ♪
♪ none of the rest are even close ♪
♪ there's a million pretty girls all over ♪
♪ but you know this song's for you-ou ♪
♪ there's a million pretty girls all over ♪
♪ but they got nothing on you-ou ♪
♪ been all around the world and no one gets me like ♪
♪ the way you do-o
♪ baby, I thought that you should know ♪
♪ none of the rest are even close ♪
♪ there's a million pretty girls all over ♪
♪ but you know this song's for you-ou ♪
♪ this song's for you-ou
♪ what I got to do to get you into my life? ♪
♪ I could be your bad boy, or, baby, I could be nice ♪
♪ I would give you all the stars ♪
♪ if you give me the night
♪ come on, aye-aye-aye-aye
♪ got my head up in the clouds and I'm walking on air ♪
♪ want you all to myself and I don't want to share ♪
♪ where you want to go? 'Cause I'm taking you there ♪
♪ come on, aye-aye-aye-aye
♪ this song's for you-ou
- well, thanks to you singing teens,
the earth is saved,
and the lizardians can spend the rest of their time
at the local zoo.
- We will conquer your world!
This is not over.
I will get you, big time rush!
- But unfortunately,
I won't be able to get our plane fixed in time for your concert.
All: what?
- But we can't let our fans down.
- Well, there is one way we could fly there in time.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- snort snort.
- ♪ Step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ oh, hey
- ♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
04x10 - Big Time Cartoon
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.