03x04 - Breaking All the Rules

[bunniefuu]

- I can'’t believe I'’m finallygoing into the Witches Council.

Is it guarded by griffins,

with a -story-highfountain in the lobby?

- No.

It kind of just looks likea regular old office.

It'’s got an elevatorwith invisible walls, though.

- I knew it.

I love those.

No!

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell

♪ It takes a hold of you

♪ I see my dreams

♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Let'’s go ♪

♪ You and me together

♪ Look up ahead

♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ Every witch way

[ominous music]

♪

[doorbell rings]

- Hey, Andi.

Come on in.

♪

- [grunting]

Come on. Come on!

I think I got it.I think I--

[grunts]

I don'’t got it.

I need something stronger.

- I'’ve been practicing,

and I thinkwe can finally make it

out of the bombed-outtrain station

before the zombie hordeeats our brains.

- Oh, uh, great.

- Aren'’t you going to lead usthrough the intro map?

- Uh, no, that'’s okay.You can do it.

- Are you kidding?

Last time I tried,you gave me an atomic wedgie.

- I gave you a wedgie?

Never mind.

Look, I'’m just feelingvery generous today.

Go ahead.

- Here we go.

[video game beeping, whirring]

Watch outfor the guy in the purple.

He'’s fast for a zombie.

- Oh, I-I got him.

Whoa, watch outfor the guy in the back.

Get him, the one inthe plaid shirt.

Phillip?

- Great.You know his name.

Now get him.

- Is this somekind of weird test...

to see if I'’ll zapyour boyfriend?

- What, my...

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.You passed.

You'’re too muchof a good friend to zap my...

video game zombieboyfriend, Phillip.

- I'’m glad you made upwith Em after she sent him

back into the game.

She didn'’t have a choice.

You know...

- Yeah.

Well, you knowwhat I always say--

"forgive and forget."

- Yeah, right.

What did you dowith the real Andi?

- She'’s with...

Ha!Good one.

- I guess, I mean,

if anything'’s going tobring people back together,

it'’s an evil Emma clone

or a possessedcouncil member...

or Jax trying to destroythe Realm

and take over the human world.

- Exactly.

- Okay, committee.

We need to get seriousabout organizing

the never-ending summer party.

Now, as you can see,I'’ve already come up--

- Um, that'’s notwhat we'’re doing.

- Um, yes it is.- No, it'’s not.

- Gigi, what do you thinkyou'’re doing?

Since when are you in charge?- Exactly.

- Since I told Mom and Dad howyou'’ve been using the waitstaff

as Maddie'’s personal slaves.

- You didn'’t.- Not yet.

But I will unlessI get to be party boss.

- Wow. She'’s almost as goodat blackmail as you are.

- Mm-hmm. Now, first orderof business--

decor.

- Ooh, ooh!

How about a lizard theme?

- That might bea little too, uh, drab--

all those olive greensand dull browns.

- What about fluorescentchameleons

and psychedelic geckos?

- Gigi, can you pleasemove somewhere else?

I'’m trying to work here.

- [sighs]

Come on, girls,let'’s go inside.

- Aren'’t you coming?

- No.

I'’m going to...

get a mani/pedi.

- I want to!- Great.

Proxy'’s doing them.

- Later.- What?

- Relax, Proxy.

I just said thatto get ready of Katie.

Now, do you want to hearabout what I found out

about Kanays and witches?

- Sure.- They hate each other!

- Yeah, I knew that.

Anything helpful?

- Yes.

I have a plan.

Since you are the last one,

it'’s up to youto fix things with us.

- What?- Yes.

You, Proxy,

are going to impressthe heck out of my mom!

- Please work.

Please work.Please work.

Yes, it worked!

- [shouts]

- Emma.

You'’re out.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'’m fine.

- Yeah, I'’m fine, too.Thanks.

- Jax, what areyou doing here?

- And what'’s withthe bicycle pump?

- I was trying to stop youfrom bringing Andi to the Realm.

And I had to find somethingto pry open the entrance.

- So you went with a pump?- Yeah.

And it worked.

- What? No, it didn'’t.We got kicked out.

- You got kicked out?

That'’s really bad.

- Aw, gee, we didn'’trealize that.

Thanks for pointing it out.

- Come on,let'’s get out of here.

- No.

We'’re trying again.

I guess we'’re going toneed that pump after all.

DANIEL: Uh, T?

- Oh, oh, they'’re the T.

I mean, there they are.

T.

Looking sharp.- What is all this stuff?

- Latest shipment from Grams.

- I hope this oneis what I think it is.

- Yes!

The muscle magnet!

- How did Grams get this?- Hurry.

When this charges,we'’ll see what it can do.

- Come on, guys.

We got some morestuff to bring in.

- Whoa, whoa,there'’s more?

- Yep, rocket fuel!

- Hey, do you want some juice?

- Sure, thanks.

- Okay.

- So have you noticed

Emma'’s been actingkind of weird lately?

- Weird how?- Um, I don'’t know.

She says she'’s gonnatext me and then doesn'’t.

She been doing thatto you, too?

- I mean, yeah,but I know she'’s busy.

[magnet whirring]

- Personally,I think it'’s pretty rude.

[dramatic music]

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- Emma, just let it go.It'’s not worth it.

- Yes, it is worth it.

The Council is wrongand close-minded.

Everything is witches thisand witches that.

We can have human allies.

Like Andi.

- Yeah, like me.

Yeah, well, they'’realready pretty ticked off

that you freeze timeand you skip boot camp.

This will bestrike number three.

- Yeah, like you'’reone to talk.

You'’ve been getting in troublewith the Council

since you'’ve beenin little witch diapers.

- Wizard-y diapers.

And, yes, that might be true,

but that was the old Jax.

I'’ve changed.

- Really?What'’s with the big change?

- Don'’t you know?

I'’m doing this for you.

- [gagging]

- And I wouldn'’tlet the Council hurt you.

At least waituntil they cooled off.

- I hate to say it, but...

I think he'’s right.

We'’ll try again later

after I'’ve impressed themwith my MMA moves.

- [chuckles]You do MMA?

I'’d love to see that.

Whoa!- Andi, let go of him.

Actually, that isreally impressive.

- Hey, get off of me!- No!

- Emma!- Wait, quick, grab her!

- [grunting]

- Pull harder!- I'’m trying!

- No!

- Do you want cranberry,pomegranate,

or orange/mango?

- [clears throat]

Orange/mango sounds great.

- You okay?

- Just got somethingstuck in my throat.

- You want meto get you some water?

I'’m sure there'’s some in here--

probably next tothe juice I can'’t find.

[sighs]

Whatever, I'’ll just go tothe kitchen

and get some there.

Mia?

- Hey, Daniel.

- What are you doing here?

- Andi invited me to talkabout joining your tuna team

when school starts.

- You mean the Sharks.

- That will dependon how good you are.

- Where is Andi?She was just in here.

- I saw her when I came in.

She was talking to your mom.

She told me to come here.

She'’ll be back in a sec.

- Okay.

I'’m gonna go to the kitchenfor a minute.

You want a juice?- Sure, thanks.

- Cranberry, pomegranateor orange/mango?

Orange/mango sounds great.

[suspenseful music]

♪

You guys are back.

- And you are...?

- Mia.I work with your brother.

- I'’ve never seen youthere before.

- I transferredfrom White Surf Beach.

Coming in to checkon your magnet?

- How do you knowabout our magnet?

- It'’s right there.

I can see it.

- Are you an HO spy?

- Tell us everything you know.- Mm-hmm.

- Quick, unplug itbefore she can see what it does.

- What, attract metal?

[all gasp]

- She knows too much!

- Daniel!

- This place isa total freak show.

[mysterious music]

♪

Oh, no!

- Here you go, Mia.

- What'’s up?

- You were--

Mia was just--

- I was making a call.

Yeah, I saw Mia leaving,and I tried to stop her

to talk to herabout joining the Sharks,

but she said that T accusedher of being a spy.

- Yeah, they thinksomebody framed them

for the prank they didat The Beachside Seven.

- Oh. That T.

Well, I better get going.- But you just--

- Yeah, I'’ll see youat work tomorrow.

I mean, I'’ll--I'’ll see youw-while you'’re working.

Okay, bye.

- Emma!You'’re okay!

- Yeah, I'’m fine.

- Well, what happened in there?

- I had a long argument

with the Council.

I really tried to convince themto make you a Guardian,

but they just won'’t changetheir minds.

- That'’s okay.

As long as you'’re safe.

- No, it'’s not okay.

But I'’m not giving up.

That was just round one.

They better be readyfor round two.

- Okay, first of all,

you really need to workon your boxing stance.

All right,legs shoulder-width apart.

Now, bend down...arms.

Get angry.

- Excuse you.- Sorry. I...

[scoffs]It'’s you.

Have you seen Emma today?

- Dude, give it up.She'’s with me now.

- Yeah, until she realizesshe needs a wizard by her side.

- Okay,maybe she doesn'’t needme,

but she wants to be with me.

That eats you up.

- Look, if you see her,just ask her to...

Ask her to text me,just so I know that she'’s okay.

It'’s a witch/wizard thing.

- I'’m sure she'’ll tell meall about it.

It'’s aboyfriend/girlfriend thing.

[ominous music]

♪

- See?

- Hey, Maddie.

Hey, Miss Van Pelt.

- [clears throat]

Diego'’s Kanay funkis extra funky today.

- Mother!

- Oh, Maddie Winky, come on.

Lately it'’s just everywhere.

- Well, I like it.

- [gagging]- Mom!

You promised to be nice!

- Well,that'’s because you promised me

you'’d make mea Francisco clone.

- You what?

Or, uh, can I get yousomething to drink?

Maybe a Papaya de la Playa?

- No, that'’s quiteall right-uh.

- Don'’t worry.It'’s on the house.

Check it out.Ready?

I learned some new moves.

And...

I added a twist of my own.

[air howling]

Here you go.

Oh, wait, sorry.

I almost--almost forgotthe garnish.

- No, no, it'’s okay, Diego.

- Listen, you deservethe best, okay?

- No, it'’s--- Don'’t worry.

- [screaming]- I'’m so sorry!

- [continues screaming]

- I'’m so sorry!Please.

Miss Van Pelt, please,I'’m so sorry.

- [screaming]

- Don'’t worry, Proxy.

We can try again tomorrow.

- Daniel!

[mysterious music]

Is everything okay?

- Yeah, fine.

Jax was looking for you.

- Oh.

It must have been about...

well, this thing yesterdaywith the Council.

- [clears throat]- Long story.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Witch/wizard thing.

I get it.- [scoffs]

Danny, what'’s wrong?

Are you jealous?- No.

- That'’s so sweet!

- What?

No.

Whatever.

- No need to be jealous...

though it is cute.

- You know whatI think is cute?

Gigi.

Hey, Gigi.

- Hey, Daniel,I'’m really busy, so--

Wow.

That was quite a hello.

- [sniffs]

Your hair smells amazing.

Is that coconut?

- Wow.

I'’ve never beenthis close to you before.

Your eyes...

So blue.

- Thanks, Gigi.I like yours, too.

You know why?

Because we'’re both human.

Wow.

That is so...

deep.

- Yeah, it is.

- Oh, wait, Daniel.

My new deodorantsmells really good, too.

Take a whiff!

Come here, Daniel!

- Not so fast, rebel Novoa.

You'’re late.

- True, but I havean excellent excuse.

- I don'’t want to hear it.

If you knowwhat'’s good for you,

you'’ll endeavor to makea good show of things,

especially afterour little encounter

at the boardwalk.

- I will, sir.- Mm-hmm.

Just...

don'’t extendmy sentence, please.

I'’ve come so far,

and I'’m thiscloseto graduating.

- That'’s true--you have made

a good show of things thus far.

Meet me at the test chamber...

after roll call.

I have somethingspecial for you.

- Special goodor special bad?

- That depends entirelyon you...

young wizard.

- About time you got here.

You called this meeting,and you'’re late.

- Huh?

Oh, I'’ve just beenwashing my hair.

Daniel likes how it smells.

- Daniel?

Emma'’s boyfriend Daniel?

- Daniel?"Got sick at a sleepover

and threw up on you" Daniel?

- He'’s so sensitive.

Even his stomach.

- Um, excuse me.Um, can we get on with this?

I'’ve got time that needs wastingsitting by the pool.

- Oh, oh, right.

Here, I'’ve got someof the new plans for party.

Oh.[chuckles awkwardly]

Oops.

Not that one.

- Ooh.

Are those whereeach lizard is gonna go?

I booked a giant Komodo dragon.

He'’s orange,in case anyone'’s concerned.

- No, that'’s whereall the cameras--

I mean, the bestcamera angles

for taking selfies will be--Next page.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait.

You'’re setting upcameras behind the bushes,

in the cabanas,in the pool?

- A lot of juicy fightshappen underwater.

- Come on, girls.

Let'’s go grab a prime spoton the beach today.

- Hey, Daniel.Yo, Daniel!

- Hey, what'’s up?

- When Emma gets backfrom her break,

can you tell her thather dad left his camera?

It'’s behind the tiki bar.

- Sure, sure, sure.

Oh, I'’m so sorry, Sophie!

I-I--Totally my fault.

Are you okay?- I'’m fine.

I think I might have crackeda rib, but that'’s okay.

I have on each side.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I know.Super risky.

- And super foolish.

- Yeah, but I mean,Emma'’s right.

You know, witches and humanscan be friends.

But most importantly,they need my moves.

Yeah, bicep slicer

and go-go-plata.

- Hello, Lily.

- Are you using a spoon?

Good for you.

- Don'’t I always?

- You usually use your hand.- Oh, yeah!

You'’re right.

It doesn'’t tastethe same with a spoon.

Did you guys hearabout the fight

Emma and Daniel got into?

- No, what'’d theyfight about?

- I couldn'’t really tell,but it sounded juicy.

- Hey, Soph, are you okay?

- I'’m...

Yum!Cereal!

- It was probablyjust about Jax.

Or maybe it was about hermissing that date

the other night.

Or the Mr. Alonsobirthday party disaster.

- I didn'’t hear abouta birthday party disaster.

- Oh, yeah, well, before,it was bad when Mr. Alonso

wanted Emma to break upwith Daniel,

but now he kind of wantsto throw him off a boat

and feed him to sharks.

[upbeat music]

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[ominous music]

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- Hey, Mr. Alonso.What can I do for you?

- Oh, Daniel.

You can leavemy daughter alone--that'’s what.

- What?

Look, I know we'’ve hadour differences--

- Wait, wait, you'’re gonnaargue about this with me?

There are things that I can do

to make you regretthat decision.

- Whoa.

Are you threatening me?

With what, school?- With school?

- Principals aren'’t supposedto use their position

to intimidate students.

- Principal?Sweet.

I am the principal,

and if you want to graduateone of these years,

I suggest--- Hello.

Francisco.

Oh, I'’m so glad I found you.

I wanted to talk to you aboutplanning your re-birthday party.

Um, why don'’t you walkwith me, huh?

Can we talk?

- Hey.

- Don'’t "hey" me.

- What?

- [scoffs]So now you'’re going to pretend

like nothing happened?

- Yeah, '’causenothing did happen.

- I'’m glad you think flirtingwith Gigi is nothing.

- Flirting with Gigi?

I haven'’t seen her all day.

What are you talking about?

- You said you liked humans...

like Gigi.

- Why would I eversay that...

to Gigi, nonetheless?

- We were by the pool and--

- I haven'’t beento the pool all day.

It wasn'’t me.

- Oh, no.

If it wasn'’t you...

- Maybe somebodymade a clone of me.

- No.Not more clones.

I can'’t deal with--- I'’m not a clone.

It'’s just me.

You see?

What are you doing?

- I'’m gonna label you.

[upbeat music]

♪

Now I'’ll always know it'’s you.

- Until I shower.

- Then I'’ll have tolabel you again.

♪

- What just...?

Are you--Maddie!

- Don'’t worry. It'’s justa little brain freeze.

- Oh, hi.

You'’re Mia, right?

- Yep, that'’s me.

- You'’re the new lifeguard.

- I'’m a lot more than that.

[upbeat pop music]

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