03x05 - Neverending Summer

[bunniefuu]

- What just--Are you--

Maddie!

- Don'’t worry, it'’s justa little brain freeze.

- Oh, hi.

You'’re...

Mia, right?

- Yep, that'’s me.

- You'’re the new lifeguard?

- I'’m a lot more than that.

Three, two...

- Hi, you'’re Mia...

right?

- Bingo.

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell

♪ It takes a hold of you

♪ I see my dreams

♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Let'’s go ♪

♪ You and me together

♪ Look up ahead

♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ Every witch way

- Reportingfrom The Beachside Seven--

Preparations are in full swing

for the never-endingsummer party,

organized single-handedly

by yours truly.

- Ooh, mirror balloons! Cool!

- Katie, you'’ve got tohold on to the balloons.

- Ooh, mirror balloons! Cool!

- Diego, uh, whatdid you do to Katie?

- Nothing.- Are you sure?

- Her hair'’s, like...

frozen or something.

- Ooh, mirror balloons! Cool!

- Well, I didn'’t do it.

Maybe it'’s a hip,new hair thing.

- [gasps]There'’s a hip, new hair thing

that I don'’t know about?

- Try "Coldilocks."

It'’s a fairy tale.

- Hang on.

There'’s somethingvery wrong here.

How could you goto the salon without me?

- So word is Daniel'’sgot something special planned

for you tonight.

- Maybe.

- Spill.

- I don'’t know what it is.

But it'’s so cute the wayhe always wants to surprise me.

- Ugh, want some crackerswith that cheese?

- Make as much funas you want.

I'’ll still thinkit'’s totes adorbs.

- Oh, my gosh, did he thinkit was totes adorbs

when you told him aboutspending the day with Jax?

DIEGO: Gigi!

Could you stop bloggingfor one second?

- Stop blogging?

That'’s like asking meto stop breathing.

I can'’t believe my own brotherwould say that to me.

- Okay, I'’m sorry,but you'’re supposed to be

in charge of this party,

and yet I didall the organizing--

the supplies ordering--

- I ordered supplies.

- Yeah, like what?

- Like...

that.

The Misinformation logoice sculpture is here.

- The what?- Wait, Diego!

- Come on, girls,let'’s get going.

- But we just got here.

- We'’ve been here for hours.

- Yeah. I was in the poolfor so long,

my fingers turned into prunes.

- Maddie, wait.Are you leaving?

- Yeah.

- But we just got here.

- The party isn'’t startingfor five hours.

- [gasps]Five hours?

We'’ll never be ready in time.

We have to hurry.

- All right,so pick you up at :?

- Uh, that'’s okay.

[chuckles]I'’ll just meet you back here.

- Oh...[chuckles]

That'’s right.

You like to befashionably late.

I guess I could sneak awayand just pick you up later.

- No! I mean...

You still haveso much work to do here.

- Are you trying to keep me awaybecause of your mom?

- Pshh!Ha ha ha! No.

Sort of.

- Ow. Oh.

- Yeah.

- I don'’t get it.

Just because I'’m a Kanay?

- No, becauseour plan backfired,

and you soaked herin Papaya de la Playa.

- Oh, that.

- Don'’t worry about her.

I like you,and that'’s what counts.

Now, I'’ll see youat the party.

Come on, girls, let'’s go.

- But we just got here.

- What is the matter with you?

MIA: Ready?

- Ready for what?

- Ready to arm wrestle.

Bet ya I could take you down.

- Yeah, right.

- Come on, it'’ll be fun.

Or are you insecureabout your chicken arms?

- I do not have chicken arms.

It'’s just--we got to pay attention.

- [squawking like chicken]- All right, it'’s on!

- Jacob, you'’retoo far from shore!

- You'’re too far out!

Swim closer to shore!

I'm talking to you, Jacob!

- See, I told you!

- Back to business.

- Maybe some other time.

We shouldn'’t mess aroundwhile we'’re on duty.

- Are you alwaysthis responsible?

- No...

Yeah.

Speaking of which...

- Take your seatsfor your final exam.

Quickly!

The tests are tailoredto each one of you.

So, pleasedon'’t bother copying.

I have all your powers here.

When you'’re finishedwith the test,

place it on the desk,

and then take your powers back.

And then meet meat Council headquarters.

You have exactly minutes,

and in that time,

this trayand any remaining powers on it

will disappear.

[chuckles]

And remember,

if you do not finish your tests,

you will lose your powers...

forever.

[laughing]

No pressure! Good luck!

[laughing]

- You'’ve been working on thatfruit platter for an hour.

- Yeah, I know,but totally worth it.

Look, check it out.

- Wow, awesome!

Have you been craftingin your free time?

- What, no?This isn'’t crafting.

This is...

culinary construction.

- Mm-hmm.

- This looks great, guys.

Hey--

Ow!

Did you make this?

- No, uh, Emma did.

- Mm-hmm.- Come on, let'’s go get ready.

- And... seconds.

Go!

- Wait, I feel like...

we'’re being watched.

Oh, um, hey, guys.

We'’re just helping cousin Diegoset up for the party.

- Yeah, setting up for a prank.

- Oh, I don'’t like this.

What if they putthe video online

and the fuzz sees it,or they copy it?

Or worse... Mom.

I'’ve got it under control.

Time to activatethe anti-spy countermeasures.

[all screaming]

- What is this stuff?

It'’s sticky!

- It'’s sweet!- It'’s honey.

[bees buzzing]- Bees!

[all screaming]

- Oh, it'’s an honorto be your brother.

- That fake beehive isone of the best investments

we have ever made.

- All the scarinessof a real one

with none ofthe hard maintenance.

- It'’s done.

I suspect Mr. Novoawill be bidding farewell

to his powers shortly.

- It'’s about time.

I'’ve always knew that"Novoa" was "no good."

[both laughing]See what I did there?

I used the "No" from his name,and I put it in--

Yeah, I got it.

I think you'’re wrong.

He just needs a little timeto grow up.

- I never tried to destroythe Realm as Mr. Novoa has.

- But that test you gave himwas impossible.

- [laughing]

That test is irrelevant.

All he has to do

is try not to steal his powers.

- Ha!What could be easier?

- Uh, it doesn'’t soundso easy to me.

It sounds like youset him up to fail.

- [sighs]

Still not done?

- Uh, you know, just a--just a couple more left.

- Yeah, better hurry.You heard Agamemnon.

That clock hits zero, and youcan say good-bye to your powers.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Adiós.

- [robotic voice] Ten...

[alarm blaring] Nine, eight...

seven, six...

five, four...

- [grunts, gasps]

[dramatic music]

♪

Hey, it'’s me.

I...

made a huge mistake.

I need your help.

- And, finally, shift'’s over.

- What time is it?

- : p.m. on the nose.

- No, it'’s timefor the arm-wrestling match.

- Uh, maybe later.

I have to get home and showerand change for the party.

- What'’s the rush?

Unless you takefour-hour showers.

- Hey, It'’s hard to getall this sand off every day.

Plus, my hair needsextra-special attention

after I swim in salt water.

Got ya.

That'’s for sayingI have chicken arms.

- So what'’s the rush, then?

- I'’m performing tonight.

Singing a songI wrote for Emma.

- Gro... Great!

- I just hope I don'’t makea complete fool out of myself.

I'’m sure you'’re gonnatotally rock it.

Good luck.

- See you at the party.

- Yeah, see you later.

[upbeat music]

- Man, that'’s the longest testI'’ve ever seen,

including your dad'’s

"identify every shapeever invented"

geometry final.

- That test was so easy.

- [fake sneezing]A t-teacher'’s pet!

[coughing]

- I just need youto help me pass,

and then I'’ll get my powers backso that I can graduate,

and then I'’ll getthem back permanently.

- This is...

gibberish.

- Yeah, this test is crazy.

I mean, what wasAgamemnon thinki--

- What?

- Oh, this is just like level

of Battlestar Omegatron .

Okay, look, you can eithersolve an impossible riddle,

or you take the bypasswormhole instead.

- And what happens if youtake the wormhole?

- Oh, you get lostin space forever.

- Wait, so you'’re saying--

- The real test was to seeif Jax would cheat

to steal his powers back.

- Oh, no!

- Oh, yes!Nailed it!

Man, I am good.

Future guardianin the making.

Dude, I could just--

Um...

I mean, um...

we nailed it.

We--we did it.Yay.

- I-I just panicked.

This other witch was all like auf Wiedersehen,peace out.

And my powers werejust sitting there,

and then the countdown started,and I just...

[sighs]

I screwed up.

What do I do now?

- Go to Agamemnonand tell him the truth.

I'’m sure he'’ll understand.

- Ha!

Oh, I'’m sorry.Did I say that out loud?

- Andi'’s right.

I can'’t go to Agamemnon.

Can you send them therebefore he notices?

- Don'’t you thinkhe already noticed?

- Emma, please.This is my last chance.

- Okay.

I'’ll try.

[girls sigh]

Wait, won'’t it justend up in the...

Pool?

[Jax gasping]

Has anyone seen my powers?

- Andi, help us.

But I just got out!

[groans]

- I got them.

[gasping]I got them.

I got them.

Now, please, try again.

- Okay.

It worked.I-I did it. I--

ANDI: Incoming!

[quirky music]

♪

I got them.

- I can'’t believe it.

Those H dopes arealways a step ahead of us.

- I know, and they'’re definitelyplanning a prank for the party.

- It should be us.

- Don'’t worry, we'’ll stillget blamed for it.

- Well, I refuse to sit hereand be blamed for a prank

that we didn'’t even do.

- You'’re right!

- Nobody messes with the T.

- I can'’t believe this.

And I did it all to myself.

- Uh...

I'’m gonna go get some towels.

- How are yougoing to tell your dad?

- I won'’t have to.

He'’s plugged into everythingthat happens in the Realm.

He'’ll have my headon a platter

with an apple in my mouth.

That'’s not eventhe worst part.

I'’d changed.

Emma, I-I really had.

And...

I worked so hardon becoming a better person.

- And the Councilshould see that.

I definitely do.

- Thanks, but I blew it.

I might as well justopen this bottle

and enjoy my powersbefore they take them.

- Don'’t.

You still haven'’t used them,so it'’s not too late.

- I think it is.

- Go to the Counciland explain.

I have to go home.

See you later at the party?

- I don'’t thinkI'’m in a partying mood.

[somber music]

♪

[sighs]

Now you open.

[fantastical music]

♪

[sighs]

- Go home, Mr. Novoa.

We shall haveour decision shortly.

Hmm.

- [sighs]No.

All wrong.

- Oh.Oh, pretty!

- Mm, not never-endingsummery enough.

- Pretty!

- We'’ve got to get going.

There'’s only one thing to do.

Okay, your turn.

- Ooh, thanks, Maddie!

It'’s so pretty.

- Katie, your turn.

- You look like Maddie'’s closetcame to life.

Awesome!

- That'’s what you'’regoing to wear to the party?

- Yeah, you like it?

- It'’s...- Amazing!

Katie'’s expressingher artistic self

through fashion.

- Okay, it that'’swhat you want to wear.

[clears throat]Let'’s go.

- Wait, where are we going?

- To the never-endingsummer party.

[scoffs]Remember?

- Oh, I know exactlywhat I'’m going to wear.

[squeals]

- Are you done getting ready?

- Uh, yeah.

I mean, have you seen me?

I even showeredand brushed my teeth.

- Oh.Then you are ready.

Poor Jax.

- Yeah.

I mean, normallyI wouldn'’t agree with you,

but, man, I mean, thatfinal-exam trick was way harsh.

- It was really nice of youto help Jax out today.

I know you'’re nothis biggest fan.

- Yeah, well, you know,

I figured I'’d justhelp you help him,

'’cause after all,that'’s what best friends

and best guardiansare for, right?

- Aw, Andi, that'’s really--

- Don'’t say it.Don'’t say it.

- Sweet.

WOMAN: ♪ Oh-oh, la la la-la

♪ Oh-oh, la la la-la

♪ Oh-oh, la la la-la ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh

♪ You make me go

♪ Oh-oh, la la la-la

♪ Oh-oh, la la la-la ♪

♪ Oh-oh, la la la-la...

- Well?

- Everything is H ready to go.

- Good.

- This...

is gonna be so epic.

- You'’re gonna be great, man.

- Thanks.

Have you seen Emma?

- No, not since earlier today.

Are you nervousto perform, bro?

Don'’t be shy.

If you got gas,just let it out, man.

- No.Ew, no. I--

I'’m worried she'’s notgonna make it on time.

- Why?Where is she?

- Saving Jax from something.

- Ah, the jealousy monster.

- I'’m not jealous.

- Oh.Oh, then, seriously, dude,

just let it out.

- Oh, hi.You'’re Mia, right?

- Whoa,what are you wearing?

Or should I say,what are you notwearing?

- Oh, hi.You'’re Mia, right?

- This is really annoying.

- What?

Where am I?

What am I wearing?

[screaming]

- I just hopeshe likes my performance.

It hasn'’t been the easiest yearfor us, you know, and...

after everything that happenedwith Jax in the last year,

I'’m just happy we'’re finallyin a good place.

- Yeah, I know whatyou mean, man.

Me and Maddie,we had some intense

smoothie disagreementsthis summer,

but, you know,we made it through.

It gets better.

- Uh, be right back.

- All right.

Good luck, man.

- Hey, you made it.

- I wouldn'’t miss itfor the world.

- Yeah, I made it, too.Thanks.

- Hey, Andi. Uh, great jobcrafting these dolphins,

by the way.

- It wasn'’t me.- Mm-hmm.

So I seem to remember

when we used to be, uh,pretty good at this.

Think you still got it?- Uh, bring it on.

- Uh, you missed.

- Jax, you--

you graduated?

- Yeah, I graduated.

- Congratulations!

- I'’m a full wizard now.

- Wow.

- Agamemnon said it took gutsto walk into the Council

and show thatI wanted to change.

- The locker doors opened?

- Yeah, can you believe that?

- That'’s insane.I--

- Don'’t mind me,just helping with the cleanup.

- Uh, okay, thank you.

[cup clatters]

- He won'’t get awayfrom you this time.

Daniel!

Hi.

- Hi.

- Are you mad at me?

- No.

- Come on, sweetie,what'’s wrong?

- "Sweetie"?

- Uh, just trying it out.

Look...

I don'’t want to fight.

If it'’s Jax, don'’t be mad.

He means nothing to me.

- Really?

- Yeah.You mean everything.

[ominous music]

♪

- Mia?

Where'’s Emma?

♪

[upbeat pop music]

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