[ music ]
- C'mon! Let's go, s'go s'go s'go s'go...
- We're s'go s'go s'go s'go s'going!
- Our Goober Lux is three minutes away
and I'm not gonna lose my five-star rating
for any of you! - You could help us.
- I'm helping by yelling -- let's go! Let's go!
- Relax, boss. I'm good to go.
- We're going to Paris.
You're not gonna pack anything?
- Whatever I need the universe will provide.
- Okay Miles, I packed all your stuff again.
- Told ya'.
- Why do you do this for him?
- The only way he'll learn is if I do it
over and over for him again until he learns.
- Bose! Bring the stuff outside.
[ weird voice ] - You got it, boss.
Remember, I am Bose.
- Wait a minute...
[ gasps ] I knew I smelled science in here!
Schwoz, why are you dressed like Bose?
- 'Cuz I want to go to Paris!
It's the city of love! And I want to fall in love!
- Awww... - The heart seeks what it needs.
- First of all, we're not going to Paris to fall in love.
We're going to Paris because the French Captain Man is on strike.
Second of all, everybody knows you're gonna die alone.
[ gasps ]
- Monsieur Man is on strike?! - Yes!
MONSIEUR MAN: I am Monsieur Man. Ha ha!
- They need us to protect France's
greatest national treasures until he agrees
to go back to work.
- Yeah, how long is that gonna take?
- I don't know. Ask him when you get there.
- I don't speak French.
- Sure you do. French is just English,
but with their ridiculous accents! Ha ha!
- That's very ridiculously wrong.
[ alert siren ]
- Sorry I'm late! I couldn't find my hoodie.
Hey, I have that same hoodie.
And that same hair!
- You pack all our travelin' weapons?
- Yeah. - You got Lil' Sizzler?
- 'Course. - The Smoke Wagon?
- In there. - The Mean-Wheel?
- Trick question. There is no w*apon called
The Mean-Wheel.
- Okay Chapa... - Alright.
- I got a Mean-Wheel right here.
- You show it to the bad guy and when he sees
all the mean faces on it he's like,
"Put that away that's soooo mean!"
- Lemme holla at you for a second.
- Please do.
- We're real superheroes. - Yeah.
- We use real weapons. - Yeah.
- Not things like... The Mean-Wheel
and Boo-Boo Pew-Pew.
- [ gasps ] Ah I forgot my Boo-Boo Pew-Pew upstairs!
- Hey, Ray? - What?
- There's a Goober Lux SUV outside.
- Oh my stars -- my stars!
- What? - I missed the alert,
now my five star rating is going down!
C'mon c'mon c'mon. S'go s'go s'go!
Chapa! - What?
- Get that.
RAY: C'mon! Leave it!
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: Security system armed
in three... two...
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: one.
- Boo-Boo Pew-Pew no!!!
[ music ]
- Chapa? Miles? Mika?
Bose?
Oh wait, that's me.
Uh... security system lady?
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: What can I help you with?
- Can you turn these lasers off?
It's been four hours and I gotta pee.
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: System shutdown requires magic word.
- I wish I were smart like Schwoz.
Schwoz is smart. He'd know the magic word.
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: "Schwoz is smart" is the magic word.
- Wait, that's three words.
Okay it's fine it's fine.
Well, Bose. They forgot us.
We're all alone in the Man's Nest.
We're all alone in the Man's Nest!
Missus Security System?
Play some "alone in the Man's Nest music."
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: [ giggles ] Sounds good.
And Bose... have a little fun.
[ music ]
- I don't even know where this bed came from!
[ music ]
Security System! Turn off the music,
I'm about to watch an "Adults Only Show."
- Welcome to C-Span. Tonight's topic:
health care policy in America
single payer amortization mortgage interest deduction
penalty social security funding
a bunch of boring stuff The Pentagon.
Our first caller is from Swellview.
Go ahead, caller.
- Ahahahaaaa I'm a kid watching an adults only show!
- You shouldn't be watching an adults only show!
Where are your parents, or other grown up co-workers?!
- Uh, I wanna say... Italy?
[ music ]
- Alright everybody calm down.
America's here.
Alright first things first,
I got a couple'a great jokes about French people.
So let's dive right in.
How many French people does it take to surrender to--
- Okay, we're not gonna do that.
[ speaking French ]
- I'm sorry, I do not understand.
- I was speaking French. - But no!
French is just English with a very ridiculous accent!
- See? I'm right about everything.
- This place kinda' looks like Hip Hop Purée.
- But of course! We want you to feel at home
while you guard our national treasures.
- Well I guess somebody has to.
Since Monsieur Man over there is on strike.
- That is correct -- I will not fight crime
until someone buys me a pretty pink motorcycle.
I'm sick of taking the subway!
I want to drive around and say, "Beep beep beep out of my way!
I am Monsieur Man!" Ha ha!
- Okay. What are we guarding here?
- Only the most important treasures in all of France.
Napoleon's pants.
- Hmm. Those are dinky pants.
- The first French bread ever baked.
- I don't want any part of that. - That's kind of gross!
- And finally... the original helmets
of music superstars the Daft Punk.
- That's super cool!
- I definitely know who Daft Punk is.
Because I'm cool. And I know cool things.
- Name any of their songs.
- There's no time! Volt!
Let's get an inventory of those weapons
before any of these cheese-eaters try to steal
my favorite band's helmets or whatever.
- We got a problem, Cap.
We took the wrong weapons bag.
CAPTAIN MAN: Aww, what?
Care to explain this, buddy?
"BRAINSTORM": I can't, because I am the dumb one.
- Ew, did somebody science in here!
Wait a minute.
Schwoz! Dangit! I thought I told you
to stay home, you little nerd--
- I want to find lovvvvve!
- Wait -- if that was Schwoz? Then where's...
- [ gasps ] Kevin!
I mean -- Bose!
I mean -- Brainstorm!
It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
VOLT: You guys what happened to Bose?
Did we leave him at home?
- Alone? - Yes!
He's my favorite one!
SHOUTOUT: Wow. - Whoa!
- The same. - He's probably scared
and cold and hungry and tired...
- Well I am happy and sweaty and well-fed and ready to dance!
♪ Time for you to have the time of your life! ♪
♪ When I say yee, you say haw!
♪ Yee! Haw! ♪
♪ Yee!
- Yee! I mean Haw!
♪ When I say yee, you say haw!
♪ Yee! Yee haw! ♪
♪ Yee! Haw haw! ♪
CAPTAIN MAN: ♪ Shuffle to the right, gonna jam to the left ♪
- Who's this little cowboy?
The Man's Nest is supposed to be empty.
- I don't know but he's got some sweet moves.
- Let me down.
I checked Captain Man's EnvyGram feed.
Huh. He's definitely in Paris.
- Wanna give up and go down to the Pickle Barn?
- No!
It's just one kid, we can take him.
And then the Man's Nest is ours!
- Okay, but first I gotta make a quick little viddy.
Hey Frankini!
Look at me, I'm with another guy
and we're about to do a hot crime.
- What the heck are you doing?
- Making Frankini jealous so he'll take me back!
- No, no. Gimme that phone!
Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
Gimme... Give me it! Give me it!
♪ To do the Captain Man you gotta blow bubbles, ♪
♪ you gotta fight crime.
♪ Find a hot mom so you can have the time of your life-- ♪
- Bad guys?! That's bad!
[ music ]
These two are about to get a taste of the Mean-Wheel...
A Plasma Blaster?
What am I supposed to do with this?
[ music ]
- Somebody call my baby Bose!
- Relax, okay? I'm calling him.
- [ French laugh ] It won't work.
FRENCH OPERATOR: The cell service you are using,
ATandOui, is on strike.
- The whole country is now on strike.
They all strike for Monsieur Man! Ha ha!
- If only we had someone who could teleport back home.
Au revoir, Frenchies.
- Nice! Finally, one of your superpowers actually worked.
Lookin' at you, ShoutOut.
- Wow you're really gonna go there.
FRENCH WOMAN : What are you doing?!
FRENCH WOMAN : Get out of here!
- Okay, if anyone else is curious,
that is the ladies room. - Eww.
- Wow, mission accomplished, friend.
- Anybody else got any ideas?!
- I've got an idea.
Why don't you stop that mime from stealing the baguette?
- Mime? - Baguette?
- Stealing? - From?
- Freeze.
Oh, freeze. Like he's cold. That's good.
Alright, take the bread, you've earned it.
- No! - That's stealing!
- He's getting away!
- I guess it works.
- Well, sometimes you just...
y'know, get lucky.
- That's a Daft Punk song.
- [ laughs ] I know it is, thank you...
- Then sing it.
- Too expensive.
- C'mon, Goomer! Smash it already!
- You gotta film me!
I wanna make a Goomerang and send it to Frankini!
- Just smash the dang doors!
- Fine, I'll Goomer-ang myself.
- Do it already alright.
Hey where'd you get that outfit, the Liam Neeson collection.
TODDLER: Just smash it.
- C'mon... rock...
TODDLER: Y'know I've made soiled diapers smarter than you.
Swing it already.
- Fine I'll smash it! - Thank you!
- Those are nice doors...
oh wait, don't think about the doors.
BRAINSTORM: Awww.
Dangit!
[ Toddler laughs ]
- I got that on video.
- Erase!
- Whoa! Want me to send it to Frankini?
- Noo! - Oooh! Oooh!
[ Toddler laughs ]
- Talk! I said talk!
Tell me where your friends are!
- He's a mime. They don't talk.
- They also don't have friends.
- Oh, he's got friends. He's a mime.
They live in hives. So when you see one,
you know there's gotta be a mime-hive nearby somewhere.
- Are you thinking of bees?
- No! Mimes work together, they live in hives,
and they protect their Mime-Queen at all costs.
Trust me. - I do not trust you.
- Talk! Tell me where your hive is!
- He's not going to talk!
- We'll see about that...
Talk!
Talk! Talk!
Okay, this guy's good.
He's gotten me twice so far,
I say we just let him have the bread you guys.
- Noooo... - Stop!
- Again, no. - But he wants it.
CAPTAIN MAN: Look he's hungry.
Oh wait. He's got a little bib going--
- CAAAAAAAP!! - Whaaatttt?
- Let's try something else. - Like what?
- What if we just... play along?
Let's let him do his mime games
and maybe he'll like us and tell us something.
AWOL: If he won't speak our language,
let's try speaking his.
- Oh, no! I sure hope no one
throws an imaginary rope around me!
- What? - What?
- Because then I'd have no choice but to get pulled in.
Oh no! I'm running away.
Oh... Ahhhh!
He's got me!
- He got you! He totally got you!
Do me next! Do me! Rope me!
Rope me! Rope me! Rope me!
[ music ]
- Frankini never lets me jump on the bed!
- Hey, shut up will ya?! I'm tryin' to call the news!
- Frankini always said I'd break the bed but he's wrong!
He was right...
- Would you get up off of this bed?
- Okay think Bose. Think.
There's gotta be some way you can b*at those guys.
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: I got an idea.
- Boo-Boo Pew-Pew?! You can talk?!
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: No. This is all in your imagination.
Your heightened sense of survival
is creating my voice in your head.
- Whoa...
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Right? Plus, you ate a loooota hair gel,
so you're getting sick.
- It was so tasty.
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Yeah yeah f'sure f'sure.
But for real though... I have an idea
about how you're gonna b*at these guys.
- Hit me, Boo-Boo.
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Why don't you turn on the security system?
- The security system?
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Yeah. That's what lasered me right in half!
- That's a great idea!
And I can use my powers to float that pencil
over to the keypad and turn it on!
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: No, no no no buddy --
just stroll on over and use your fingers to--
- Shut up, Boo-Boo Pew-Pew! I'm using my powers!
- Uh oh! We're tied up!
CAPTAIN MAN: Now you gotta do Volt next.
- Tie up Volt! - Yeah do Volt!
- C'mon Volt! Play along.
- Nope. Not doing it. CAPTAIN MAN: C'mon.
- You're in Paris! Give in to the whimsy.
[ ShoutOut and AWOL in unison ] - Whimsy! Whimsy! Whimsy!
- She's moving. She's playing along!
[ ShoutOut and AWOL in unison ] - Whimsy! Whimsy!
Whimsy! Whimsy!
- Man I told you this guy was good.
That's it, case closed, he's gettin' the bread.
- He's not gonna get the bread.
- It's not our bread to decide what to--
Hold up. What's happening?
- Is this still part of his act?
- Yeah! Let him do it!
- I thought the whole thing with mimes
is that they only pretend to do real things.
- No! The thing about mimes is they make invisible honey!
- Again, bees. - I'm worried about you.
[ Monsieur Man laughs ]
- What are you laughing at, man?!
- It's more mimes!
- They've come from their hive!
- Is that... a Mime-Queen?!
- And is she squirting invisible honey on a piece of toast?
- Of course she is!
I told you I'm right about everything!!!
- Oh how dare you.
[ all shouting at once ]
[ Monsieur Man laughs ]
- We gotta stop those mimes! - I'm trying, I'm just stuck!
- I can't believe this stupid thing actually works
and stop laughing!
- Stop being funny!
[ ShoutOut super-screams ]
- It worked! - Nice!
- About time.
Hey hey! Nice job, AWOL!
VOLT: Where'd he go?
- Who cares? It's queen-punchin' time.
Ahhhhhhhh!!!
- Oh. Hey, Bose.
- Can't... talk.... right now...
- Yeah, I gotta get back to France.
You wanna roll with me?
- Can't... little... busy... - Alright.
Hey did you know that mimes live in hives?
- Everyone... knows... that...
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: My guy?
You still got two un-lasered legs.
Be an honor to watch you walk over and--
- Shut up, Boo-Boo Pew-Pew!
- You can access it from the file menu.
Now is it the edit screen? - You're probably wrong.
- Hello? It's Mary Gaperman.
- No no. Yes, I can see you...
Can you see me? - Can you hear me?
- Just hit accept video chat Gaperman!
- I'm pressing the button.
Stop it! I'm Doing this.
- This is fun!
- Stop it! Don't press the button.
Don't press the-- Gimme the remote.
- No it's my remote.
You had the buttons, I got the remote!
- Give me- Gimme the-- Gimme it to me!
♪ So you can have the time of your life. ♪
♪ When I say yee, you say haw!
Yee! - Huh?
- Yee! - Huh?
- What the Florida-Georgia Line is this?
[ Monsieur Man laughs ]
- Waaaaaaaaa--okay this just worked a few minutes ago.
[ Monsieur Man laughs ]
- Get over here and help me with the queen!
- We have to secure the treasures!
- Who cares about the treasures!
We gotta take out this queen before she lays any more eggs!
- Eggs?
- Grrr! Grrrr! Grrr!
What?
[ Monsieur Man laughs ]
- Yes! Eggs that hatch into mime larvae! Keep up!
Ahhhhh!
- Oh, no!
BOO-BOO PEW-PEW: Tough break, anyway new plan!
Just use your finger here--
oh.. oh okay.
CAPTAIN MAN ON VIDEO: Oh oh oh oh!
♪ But deep down I'm not okay.
♪ It's just me and my truck and I don't give a..... ♪
♪ hand to just anyone.
- Hey hey hey, one more song
and then we gotta call the news back.
- Yeeee-huh!
♪ And the loving Captain Maaaaannnn ♪
[ super-screams ]
- Sorry!
- It's okay...
Alright lady, Bag-uettte wrecked!
- "Bag-uette wrecked?" - Yeah.
- Okay, Chapa. - Yeah.
- Uh, little help?
- GAAAAHHH! - AHHHHH!
- Thanks. - No problem.
- Ah-HAAAAAA!
Aw man, I missed a chance to punch a mime?
[ siren buzzes ]
- The strike. She is over!
- What? - Yes,
the France has purchased me a pretty pink motorcycle.
Now beep, beep, beep, beep, out of my way!
I am Monsieur Man! Ha ha!
[ music ]
- I don't know is it the thing?
- Breaking news! The Toddler and Goomer
have broken into the Man's Nest!
- That's right!
And you tell Frankini I said that...
that I love him and I...
and I miss him...
[ Goomer sobs ]
- How are you a bigger baby than me?
SECURITY SYSTEM VOICE: Security system activated.
- Ahhh! Ahhh!
- Yaaaahhh!
- I guess that's what happens
when villains try to break into the Man's Nest.
- That's right, Trent.
They dance for about twenty minutes
and then they get zapped.
- Well then I'm sure none of them
will ever try to break in again.
- Let's hope not. Trent?
- Show's over, Mare. Just smile and wave.
- Oh.
- Captain Man! The strike, she is--
- Yeah, yeah, she's over. - We heard.
- Did you protect our French National Treasures?
- Well... - Uhhhhhh....
- Not even a little.
- Hey, the pants made it.
My bad. That's on me.
- What are we going to do?!
- Oh well, weeeee... are gonna go home.
- You cannot just leave!
You came here, made a lot of dustup,
and destroyed all of our stuff!
- Well, you know... America.
CAPTAIN MAN: I catch you talking Spanish, it wasn't for us.
- You guys! I met the love of my life--
- We're leaving.
- No! But I just found true love--
- I said we're leaving.
- Whyyyyy?
[ music ]
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x05 - Mime Games
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.