01x06 - Quaran-kini

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Danger Force". Aired: March 28, 2020 –; present.*
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01x06 - Quaran-kini

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[ music ]

- Quarantine.

- The number betweenthirteen and fifteen.

- No, Mary...That's fourteen.

This is the other thingthat we talked about.

- Shelter-in-place.

- That's right. Swellview'sfreedom of movement has ended.

It's gone.

- Safer at home.

- The Vice-Mayor says that,effective immediately,

everyone in the cityof Swellview

must remain in their homes.

And it's all becauseof an industrial accident

I can't describewithout laughing.

- There's a gas leak.At the Bhutt factory.

TRENT: That's right, Mary.

Harold Bhutt, who's familyhas owned Swellview's

natural gas power plantfor three generations,

released a statement describingexactly what took place.

- The statement says"An intruder broke in

"and unclencheda valve downstairs.

"The pressure started building

"deep in the bowelsof our factory.

We were unable to hold it in andeventually, it just leaked out."

- Authorities say the gas leakis silent,

but it could be deadly.

They also predict thatas soon as people

are confined to their homes,they'll suddenly become

obsessed with baking bread,taking pictures of bread,

and posting tons ofhot hot bread pics online.

- [ gasps ]I'm gonna bake bread!

- Quarantine...quarantine...

quarantine...

- Waaassaaaaaaaaaap?

- Waaassaaaaaaaaaap?

- You doin' dances?- All day.

- You get my bread pics?- I don't have a phone.

- Okay, I'll e-mail them to you.What's your email?

- Oh, it's "I don't want to seeyour bread pics

at stop sending me dough shotsdot stop it."

- Aaaaaaannnnd sent.Enjoy.

- Hey, where's Mika?- Who?

- Mika.

- Nah. I never heard of her.

- She's your sister,now where is she?

- I'll tell you where I'm not!My bedroom!

- Why?- Because someone

had a "gas leak" of his ownin there earlier today.

- Look, it started in the halland followed me in!

- I may nevergo back there again.

- Okay. I thinkwe should concentrate

on what really mattersin a situation like this.

And that is --Chapa's dancing.

- Yeah why are you dancing?

- 'Cuz I'm gonna spendmy quarantine

makin' a new Clik-Clok dance.

Gonna post it.Gonna go viral.

Gonna get Clik-Clok famous.

- Oooh you want a song?

I've been sittin' ona cuppa beats for a minute.

They're about to hatch.

- Since when areyou sittin' on beats?

- That's my quarantine path!Check it!

I'm gonna be DJ M-Cat.

I'm gonna host an onlinedance party every day

and bake breadevery niiiiiight!

- Waaaasaaaaaaap?

- Waaaasaaaaaaap?

- You get my bread pics?- Love 'em.

- Delicious.

- Don't. Have.A phone.

- Well I gotta go.

I'm gonna try to watch allllllthe TV over quarantine.

Like, every show everywhere.

Gonna be so smartwhen I'm done...

- What?- Yeah, what?

- What they said.

- TV makes you smarter!

I don't think you guyswatch enough. And it shows.

- Well I'm gonna spendmy quarantine

getting actually smarter by...

learning a foreign language!

Like German,or Italian--

- I already speak Italian.

Learned it by watchingItalian soccer.

On TV.

- There is no wayyou speak Italian.

[ speaking Italian ]

- Mama mia...

[ mouths ] Wow.

- Okay, Chapa.

I'm gonna gowrite you that song --

it's gonna slap.

- What song?

- I'm making a new dancefor Clik-Clok.

- Ooooh!Can I do it with you?

During commercial breaks?

- Sure.

- Aww, look at us!

We're gonna crushthis quarantine.

We may just be kids, but likethe bread in all of our ovens,

we will rise to the occasion.

- Aaaaaaand here comes Ray.

- HELP ME! OH MY GOD SOMEBODYCOME OVER HERE AND HELP ME!

- What's wrong?

- I'm stuckin the Man's Nest Garage!

- How did you--- When the quarantine hit,

I ran in here to getmy collection

of pictures of Henry's mom!

But then I locked myself in,and Schwoz isn't here...

- It's a quarantine.Where'd he go?

- I sent him to Canada yesterdayto get all the hair products

I can't get in America becauseeverybody in this country

just loves whales so much morethan they love great hair!

- Are there whale partsin your hair gel?

- Whooooo caaaares?

All I know is I'm downto my last bottle

of Whaler's Choice Hair Gel,I'm stuck in this room,

and I don't think I cando this quarantine alone!

- Well maybeit will end tomorrow.

- Yeah!Don't abandon hope.

- Hey -- news alert.

- Breaking news!The Vice Mayor says

that everyone in Swellviewshould abandon hope.

- Because this quarantine justgot extended for another month.

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ music ]

TRENT: The lockdown continues...

As Swellview enters it'sthird day of quarantine--

- Quarantine!

- No, Mary, it's nota musical this time.

- It could be.

It could be a musical called"Quarantine!"

- Mary, please--

♪ Quarantine, quarantine,

♪ the dangdest thingya' ever seen! ♪

♪ Quarantine, quarant--

- That's it. I'm gonna go finishwriting my novel.

- That's a cut!Access cut!

- Quarantine!

♪ Danger! Danger!

♪ Danger! Danger!

- Why can't I do this?What's wrong with me?

- Stop doing it wrong!Just do it right!

- Dance, Bose. Dance!- How's this supposed to

go viralif no one else can do it?!

- Okay, I have to get back tostudying German,

but let me just say thatI don't think yelling at Bose

is gonna help him learnyour Clik-Clok dance.

- I know what will help.Watching more TV!

- You can't learn my Clik-Clokby watching TV.

- You can learn anythingby watching TV.

Or, as they say in Germany,

[ speaking German ]

- When did you learnto speak German?!

- Yesterday. There wasa game show marathon

on the Swellview German channel.

Spent all day binge-watching or

[ in German ]"Completely grasping"

as they say inDeutschland.

- No!- What?!

- It's TV! It's the best thing

that's happened to brainssince video games.

- Okay I'm done learning German.

Chapa, teach meyour Clik-Clok dance.

- Yaaaaassss...

- Wilkommen an Bord, Mika!

- What's up EnvyGramit's your boy DJ M-Cat,

and right meow we've got...

one person watching.And it's my teacher.

And I see him,so you can stop commenting.

Stop commenting.I see you stop commenting.

Fine!

- Miles, there's a Danger ForceZangout meeting

about ending the quarantine!I need you there.

- Bruh, your hair is a mess.

- Are we on EnvyGram live?!- Oh yes, we are.

Hey, congratulations to thatone fan who won--

Did you just kick me off?

- Yes!- How did you...

- Turns out Schwoz put secretapps on all our devices

so they can watcheverything that we do.

- Alright, first item on theagenda -- I got quarantine hair.

- You ran outof whale-gel already?

- You guys gotta help me endthis before this gets any worse.

- Who cares whatyour hair looks like

if you can't leavethe Man's Nest anyway?

- Quick question, Chapa:how many covers

of Luscious Hair Quarterlyhave you been on?

- Zero.- Zero? Like not at all?

Like not a single one?

'Cuz I've been onsixty-two of them.

Okay, so as soon as you havebeen on sixty-two covers

of Luscious Hair Quarterly, thenyou can comment on my hair.

I'm gonna find out whoevercaused this gas leak

and I'm gonna punch themin the face five hundred times.

- Yeah, but that still won'tend the quarantine.

- Schwoz!- He's stuck in Canada.

- Schwoz!- Dude quiet down?

I'm trying to learnsign language by watching TV.

- How could you possibly learnsign language by watching TV--

- Schwoz!

- I got him!

- Hi from Canada!I'm about to go ice climbing

while I waitfor my sourdough to rise.

This is Bodhi,he's my ice climbing guide dog.

- Look at the puppyyyy...- We don't deserve dogs.

- Where's my Punch-ThroughScreen, Schwoz?!

- It's next to the rockyou stole from the beach

because you thinkit looks like your face.

- Rock Handsome?!Thanks Schwoz!

- Hey what'sa Punch-Through Screen?

- It's a special tabletI invented

that uses the powerof the internet

to let Ray punch peopleon the other side.

- Hey, can I get one of those?

- Found it!Testinnnnnng punch!

- Ow!

- Hey! Quiet down!

I'm learning sign language.

- Wow.

- I'm going to go callevery criminal in Swellview

and screen-punch them untilI find out who leaked the gas.

- I'm going to go climbsome ice.

Or maybe put some of iton my face.

- Have fun.I'm gonna teach these guys

my Clik-Clok dance--

- To my song.

- So they can help it go viral.

- Did you just say you're doinga Clik-Clok dance?

- To my song.That's important.

- You any good at dancing?

- [ scoffs ] You any good atbeing angry all the time?

- You're really good at that,Chapa.

You're doing it right now.

That's it! There it is.

[ music ]

- Well, well, wellllcometo my channel.

Okay today I'm gonna show youhow to make

a quarantine maskout of a diaper.

Now I know, I know,a lot of people

have a problem putting a diaperon their face.

But I promise you the bacteriaoutside is ten times worse

than anything thatcomes out of your--

[ ring tone chiming ]

Captain Man?

- Did you leak the gas?!- What?

Ow!!!- Did you let it out?!

- No. And hey what's wrongwith your hair?

Ya-ow!

I didn't leak the gas, okay?!

I've just been making masks

and baking bread.

- Oh, yeah? Let's take a whiffof your TwitFlash history...

Four days ago you wrote,"Ew. Anyone else smell that?"

Apricot emoji.Arrow.

Dark cloud.Dark cloud.

Skull and crossbones.Hashtag crime life.

Hashtag criminals be like.Hashtag yolo.

- Okay "Yolo" wasa little much but--

- Your messageis the first time

anyone mentionedsmelling the gas.

And according to SwellviewCriminal Code Section

four-oh-eight-six-nine-seven-dashtwo paragraph Bsubsection ...

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

- It wasn't me.

[ Toddler cries ]

It wasn't me!I didn't smell it first!

But I think I know who did...

[ giggles ]

♪ What, what,

♪ What the...Huh? ♪

♪ What, what,

♪ What the...Shhh, shhh! ♪

- Oh!

- Nooooo!

- Sorry, sorry...- We almost had it!

- Just do it right!

- This is whyyou're the dumb one!

- I said I'm sorry gahI'm on a five!

- What was that?- It's sign language.

It means I miss you guys.

- Miss you too man.- Same.

- How do you knowsign language already?!

- FROM TV WHY DOESNO ONE BELIEVE ME?!

[ all talking at once ]

- Which is why I --Doctor Horatio T. Minyak --

have been hoarding toilet paper,sourdough starter,

and hair care products!

Now, if you should like topurchase any of these products

at an unreasonably high price,you can contact me at--

Ohhhh!

Toddler?Captain Man?

How dare you interr-- Ow!

[ Toddler laughs ]

- Admit it! You leaked gasfrom the Bhutt factory!

- I did no such thing!- Tell him what you told me.

- Minyak... four days agoyou sent me a text that said,

[ imitates Dr. Minyak ] "Toddler-- it smells like your diaper

blew a big brown cloudall over Swellview."

- So what if I did?

- So according to SwellviewCriminal Code

Section four-oh-eight-six-nine-seven-dashtwoparagraph B subsection one...

"Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

- That's true, Captain Man.But paragraph D subsection two

footnote X of that samecriminal code states...

"Whoever did the rhymedid the crime."

- Ohhhhhhhhh!!!- You forgot that...

- No, no , no hold on, wait.No, no, no.

Now you know I didn't do this.That's not my brand.

You know that's not my brand.

- Oh, it is so your brand...

- You wanna see me brand?Here's my brand!

- Ahhh!- Ohhh!

- Okay.- five, six, seven, eight--

- Hang on, hang on...- Oh!

- We were definitelygoing to do it that time!

[ Chapa, Miles, Mika and Bosein unison ]- No we weren't.

- You're right.

- Ray sent me a text.

- Must be nice,having a phone...

- Stop.

He says we have to transform

and start callingcriminals ourselves.

- But I want to dance!

- I've got an idea.Everybody, go transform.

- But I don't have anythingto transform into...

- No logo?Stupid quarantine gum.

- So what's the plan?

- We call Frankini.- Aiiiee!

- You think he did this?

- No. But he hosts an onlinedance party every day.

- No wonder no oneshowed up to mine!

- Frankini will be greatat teaching us

how to do Chapa's dance.

- [ gasps ]Well it's about time!

- Huh?

- I've been waiting for you guysor Captain Man

to call me for days.

- Why?

- Don't you know?

I leaked gas --from the Bhutt Factory!

[ Frankini laughs ]

- What a minute.Where'd you go?

[ Frankini laughs ]

- You leaked the gas?!

- I did -- and I've been waitingfor days

for you all to figure it out!

- But why would youleak the gas--

- Hey, how good are youat dancing?

- Are you kidding?I'm amazing.

- And how good are you atteaching people to dance?

- Well I'm amazing.

- And how good are you at--

- Okay the answer to everyquestion about me is,

"I'm amazing!"- Established.

[ speaking German ]

- Your German is wunderbar.

- Danke schoen.

- The reason I leaked the gasis because

I've always wanted to be inone of those music videos

where celebrities sing a song

and lift everyone's spiritsin a time of despair.

- So go ahead and be in one.

- Well I can't be in one

unless there'sa time of despair.

- So you leaked the gas...

- ...which you knew wouldcreate a quarantine...

- which would eventually causepeople to feel sad and alone...

- so they would want tobake bread!

- No! So then I could appearon the internet

with my celebrity friends,

and we'd sing a beautiful songto lift everyone's spirits.

[ speaking Italian ]

- Oh my...thank you so much.- I can't... you can't... no.

- You gotta stopdoing that around me.

- So I assume you've alreadywritten this uplifting song?

- Of course I have.

- And is it any goo--- It's amazing.

Will you be in my heartfelt,

celebrity, uplifting

song montage?

- Okay.- Ja.

- But afterwards you gotta goback to the Bhutt factory

and plug that leak.

- And you gotta teach these guysmy Clik-Clok dance.

- Deal.- Okay, I don't know if

you guys have heardany rumors or anything

but that gas out there is not mybrand, okay--

- Frankini did it.

- Just as I always suspected.

- You never once saidanything about--

- The only question is why?

- Because he wants us to bein a heartfelt, celebrity,

uplifting song montage with him.

- Well that does make sense...

- Does it, though?

- The thing is, when you'rean important person...

♪ Sometimes you justfeel...stuck. ♪

♪ You push and push,but you're still outta' luck. ♪

♪ This gas is strongbut hold on ♪

♪ and find the power within

♪ This gas is violent...

♪ It's deadly,and it's silent. ♪

♪ But together,I know we'll squeak out ♪

♪ a win...

♪ This gas will passbefore we know it ♪

♪ so let's have a blastand dance 'til it's gone ♪

♪ tomorrow this gascould be a memory ♪

♪ if you join me now in song

♪ this gas will pass...

♪ I know this whole thing...stinks. ♪

- Aiee it stinks..

♪ When you're trapped inside,your happiness sinks ♪

♪ This gas is badthe worst we've had ♪

♪ but soon the airwill be clear... ♪

♪ Whoever dealt it...

♪ Made sure we all felt it...

♪ So let it outfor all the world to hear... ♪

♪ This gas will passbefore we know it ♪

♪ so let's have a blastand dance 'til it's gone ♪

♪ tomorrow this gascould be a memory ♪

♪ if you join me now in song

♪ this gas will pass...

♪ This gas will passthis gas will pass ♪

♪ This gas will pass...

♪ This gas will pass...

♪ This gas will passbefore we know it ♪

♪ so let's have a blastand dance 'til it's gone ♪

♪ tomorrow this gascould be a memory ♪

♪ if you join me now in song

♪ this gas will pass

♪ Pass before we know it

♪ Pass before we know it

♪ Pass before we...know it

♪ This gas will pass!

- Alright... Now it's timefor Frankini to meet me

at the Bhutt Factoryand clench off that gas leak.

- Si, si, si...ciao!

- Auf wiedersehen!

- So...what do we do now?

[ music ]

♪ Danger, Danger

♪ What the...

♪ What the...huh? ♪

♪ What the...

♪ What the...Shh, shh. ♪

♪ What, what, what

♪ What the, what the,what the ♪

- Oh my gosh!

- Yes!- We did it!

- We did it!- We did it!

- I'm never doing this everagain and it was so fun!

- I was patient with youand it paid off. Just saying.

- Yeah, I think I'm gonna doanother one.

♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!
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