01x11 - The Thousand Pranks w*r: Part II

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Danger Force". Aired: March 28, 2020 –; present.*
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01x11 - The Thousand Pranks w*r: Part II

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SCHWOZ:Previously, on Danger Force.

- Who is that human peacock?

RAY: Archduke Fernando,from Rivalton.

- His name is Gideon.

- There's a prank coming.- What?

- Ahhhh!Prank railing!

Gideoooooooonnnnnnnn--

- So who caresif he got pranked, anyway?

- You guys just reignited a w*r!

- They... pranked me.

- Let's ride on them Rivaltons!

- Yeah!- Yeah!

- The key is to bend at the kneewhile maintaining eye--

Ahhhh!Open the door, you fool!

- I can't! It's locked!

- [ crying ]My bladdieeeeeee...

[ laughing hysterically ]

- We're being pranked!With a capital "pee!"

- C'mon!

- So you can't getyour hands out?

[ Mika screams ]

- I guess you're gonna have toshave your head.

- We called you herebecause we realized...

one of youis pranking for Rivalton.

[ Bose gasps ]

- Mika was born in Rivalton.- Miles!

- I cast thee...

Out!!!

- You know what? Fine.

- Ray, are you seriouslykicking her out of Danger Force?

- Yes. Because of her,I had to shave my hair!

We can't trust her.

- Down the tube!

[ Documentary harmonica music ]

BRAINSTORM:Dear Tooth Fairy,

this wretched Prank Warwith Rivalton rages on.

I write to you becauseI recently bit into

a prank sausage.

Resulting in the lossof my final baby tooth.

Even worse thanlosing that tooth

was losing my friend Mikato the other side.

BRAINSTORM:She pranks forthose no-good Rivaltons

ever since Ray banished herfrom Swellview.

BRAINSTORM:Oh andhow she has quickly risen

through their rankswith her savage prankery.

RAY:What did I sayabout writing letters?!

BRAINSTORM:I must sign off now.

My boss is about totake my penc--

[ music ]

SHOUTOUT: you get toFarmer Nate's corn field.

You turn on your microwaves.

You run as fast as you can --boom: Now it's a popcorn field.

- For Rivalton.- For Rivalton.

Now go!

- Let us away, Gideon!

- I'm too old for this s--Ahhh-ah!

Bose!- Hey, friend.

- What are you doing here?!

- We always watch "Dog Bachelor"together on Sunday nights.

- I know, but there'sa Prank w*r happening and--

- Hey! True fans of a TV show

always watch episodesright away.

The first night they air.Every time.

- You're right.

[ music ]

- Let's watch "Dog Bachelor!"- Yessssss...

HOST:Previously, on Dog Bachelor.

DOG OWNER:What exactly are yourintentions with my dog?

DOG BACHELOR:[ barks ]

- I've missed this.Hey how's your foot thing?

- It's starting to peel.

- Sorry, forgot the five-hundredfoot extension... cords...

Also Gideonhas to use the bathroom

is that the Vice-Mayorof Swellview's son?!

- Gideon...- What is he doing here?!

- We were just watching"Dog Bachelor!"

- Oh yeah,it's "Hometowns" tonight!

- I don't careif it's "Fantasy Kennels!"

- Have you seen"Fantasy Kennels?"

- He's from Swellview.- He is, but--

- You're not stillworking for Swellview...

are you?

- No!

- Then prove it.- Yes. Prove it.

Prank him.Right now.

Prank him.

- No...

- Hey... friend.

- Don't do this.

- Are you...hungry?

For peanuts?

- Yeah, sure!

For a second there I thoughtyou were going to prank me.

[ music - "Hide and Seek"by Imogen Heap ]♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

Archduke Fernando, Clarence, andMaddie laugh manically ]

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

- Howww coullllddd yoooooouuuu?

- I'mmmm sooooo--

♪ Mmm, that it's allfor the best? ♪

♪ Of course it is.Hmm, what'd you say? ♪

- She got him!

- She really doesprank for Rivalton!

[ Fernando, Clarence, and Maddiechant ] - Shout-Out!

Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

Shout-Out! Shout-Out!

♪ Mmm, what'd you say?

[ ShoutOut screams ]

- Shout-Out! Shout-Out!Shout-Out!

- It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ]- Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell.- I know.

[ music ]

- Live!Live, gol-dang you!

- He's not dead.

- You heard that?!You're not dead!

So live!

- You shook him to sleep!

- Don't you quit on me!

You've never quit on anything inyour life don't you quit now!

- Just let him finish his nap!

- I will never forgive Mikafor what she did to him.

- Well maybe thee shouldn't havecast her out.

- She took it too far!

So I'm gonna take ittoo farther-er.

Schwozzzzz!

- Oh man...I think you shook me to sleep.

- Sorry.

But all of Rivalton is goingto pay for what Mika did to you.

- Raaaay, you know I don't likebeing bothered

when I'm eating peanutsfrom a can.

- Aaaaahhhhhh!

- Can we get to thegoing-toofarther-er already?

- Yes.Go get Big Sudsy.

- But he's on tour with Drake.You want me to buy us tickets?

- What?- Oohhhh, I wanna see Drake!

- Me, too!

- No, No! Big Sudsy is likea nuclear warhead

but filled with soap.

Schwoz built it out of hisleft over parts

from a nuclear bombwe found.

- Why would you take somethingawesome and fill it with soap?

- To clean up this town.

But I think that Big Sudsyjust found a new target.

- Ohhhhhhh, I get it.

Rivalton's only source of incomeis grease.

- [ snaps ]Bingo.

- We drop a soap-nukeon Rivalton...

- The soap from the blastdestroys all their grease...

- No more grease,no more Rivalton.

- And we go celebrateat the Drake show.

Get box seats.- On it...

- Hey, Chapa, you're notin charge, okay!

- Okay, blondie...

- I'm getting us box seats.

[ music ]

- Cast me out?I'll cast you out.

What the?!

Who built this?

- I did!

- Why?!- To protect myself!

I heard what you did to Bosein Hee Haw Purée.

- Miles, you can't builda brick wall in my room!

- And yet, I did.

- You know I can just usemy superscream

to knock this whole thing down.

- Then Mom and Dad will find outyou're a super-hero,

get freaked out and thenyou'll end up

in a government lab somewhere.

Heh-heh!

- Well it's gotta bebetter than this!

- After what you did to Bose,this is what you deserve!

[ frustrated groan ]

- Miiiiiiles...

you left your phone over here...

maybe you should teardown this--

Ahhhh!

- Thank you.

- Gaaahhh!

C'monnn... You're really gonnatreat your own sister like this?

- You pranked Bose,so you're dead to me!

I'm gonna go get a tubeof puddin' from the kitchen.

You want some?- Of course I do.

- Mika!- Ahh!

- Sorry.- What are you doing here?

- I'm here to warn you.- About what?

- Ray got real mad when hefound out that you pranked me.

He's gonna do something badto Rivalton.

Something real bad.

He said it would clean upthe whole town.

- Big Sudsy!

- Nah, he's on tour with Drake.

Schwoz is going to get usbox seats!

- No, no no no no -- Big Sudsyis a soap nuke that Schwoz built

from the leftover parts ofWhistlin' Susie...

- I guess. Honestly withevery second that passes

I remember less and lessof Ray's plan.

- Why are you telling meall this?

We're on opposite sidesof this w*r.

And I pranked you earlier.- You're still my friend.

And I don't want to seemy friends get pranked.

Even if they deserve it.

- I need you to geta message to Chapa.

- A message to Chapa?

- Tell her I said "baking soda."She'll know what to do.

- I'm not going to pass onany secret messages from you.

- Why not?!- Because you're from Rivalton!

How do I know that your message

isn't part ofsome big Rivalton prank?

- Because we're friends!

Bose, you're just gonna have totrust me.

- Like I trusted younot to prank me?!

Or tell everyoneabout my foot problems?!

- I didn't tell anybodyabout that!

- Oh right,that might've been Miles.

- Bose, do you trust me?

MILES: ♪ Puddin'! Puddin'puddin' puddin'! ♪

- Miles is coming backwith the puddin', you gotta...

Bose? Bose?

- Aren't you gonna takeyour puddin'?

- Thanks.

MILES: ♪ Puddin'! Puddin'puddin' puddin'! ♪

♪ Puddin'! Puddin' puddin'puddin'! ♪

Aren't you gonnatake a bite?

Ahhhhh!

You got spicy puddin'in my eyes!

- Come for the queen.Bes' not miss.

[ music ]

- He's called "Big Sudsy" Schwozbut I don't see any suds...

- My nuke, my drawing...

you're the only onewho is doing nothing...

everyone here is working,except you...

[ Captain Man and Schwozcontinue arguing ]

- Heeey!Bosey!

I've been worried sick!Where have you been?!

- Ummm...- Tell me!

- You're gonna shake himto sleep again.

- Oh, Sorry.

Uh, where'd you go?

- Iiiii...went to the lying store?

- Ohhhh, you meanlike a mattress store?

Like a place that sells bedsthat you can lie down on?

- Yeah. That's exactlywhere I was.

[ music ]

- Bose?Why are you staring at me?

Bose? Hello Bose!

- Bose!- Yes, sir?

- Suit up, I'm gonna find Miles

and then we're gonna sneakBig Sudsy into Rivalton

and then it's boomgoes the grease.

And I'll be like,"Peace, grease!"

And everybody in Rivaltonwill be like,

"Ohhhhh we're so sad but thatwas actually really smart idea,

you're so handsome!"And I'll be like, "Yeah, I know.

Thanks, but you're allstill the worst!"

And they'll be like, "I knowwe're all gonna move away

and never come back ever again!"

And they move out --we rename the whole place"Man City"

and I eat for freeevery time I'm there.

- Yeah, solid plan, sir.

- 'Course it is.

Schwoz, I don't knowhow else to say

I need Big Sudsyto be more sudsy.

- Well you talk way too much.

- Just gimme the thingI'll do it myself.

Give it to me!- It's mine!

- Drop it! Drop it!

Don't you growl at me!

CAPTAIN MAN: Let go! Let go!Stop it! Stop it!

- You look like you want totell me something.

- Ummm...

- Am I in the Man's Nest?

Smells like I'min the Man's Nest.

- Alright.Finally Miles is back!

We can roll onthis Rivalton prank.

- Yeah, f'sure f'sure.

But real quick though.

Is something wrongwith my eyes?

- Ooooohhhhh!- Ewwww!

- I think I'm allergicto spicy puddin'.

- Did you actually try toprank your sister?

- Yes, I did.And I'll say it...

I'm ashamed.

- Maybe put these back on,my friend...

- Oh no, no, no, no.

I feel like Rayshould take a closer look.

- No, no no.Do not come near me, Miles.

MILES: No, no.I'm serious.

- Miles.I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see it.- C'mon man.

CAPTAIN MAN: I just ate, Miles.

MILES: Can you tell me?Alright, are my eye watering?

- So... is there something youwant to tell me or not?

[ music ]

- To Archduke Fernandoand Gideon!

- Oooh! That purée went straightto my bladdie!

- Of course...

- Typical.

- We need to talk.

- ShoutOut!So glad you could make it.

Have some purée, Gideon and Iwere just celebrating

our fifteenth anniversary.

- We don't have time for that!

- But it's ourquince-an-hair-ah!

I got Gideona diamond-crusted scrunchy.

- Wow.That must have been expensive.

- Oh, nothing is too expensivefor my Gideon.

Besides, I've made a lotof money in the last month.

- There isa prank w*r happening,

how have you made money?

- Oh never you bother.

Now I shall don mine ponyand then we will show you

the special anniversary dancewe've have been practicing.

Come, Gideon!

- We have to move all the greaseout of Rivalton right now!

- Why?- Because Captain Man

and Danger Forceare coming with a soap nuke.

[ Clarence and Archduke Fernandogasp ]

- They're going to detonate itright in the middle of town.

- But that would wipe outour entire supply!

- Exactly. There's an abandonedgrease storage t*nk

hidden behind a billboard nearthe Swellview-Rivaltonborder line.

If we start pumpingour grease there now,we'll have time to get it out

before Captain Man andDanger Force drop the soap nuke.

- Wait. Put all of our greasein one t*nk?

Isn't that risky?

- How dare youquestion ShoutOut!

She's a high-pranking official!

- It's okay.He is pardoned.

Besides, I'm gonna show youa prank so dank

that it will end this w*r --forever.

Well you heard her -- let's go!

- Maddie!Hurry up!

- Okay, what did I miss?- We'll explain later.

Right now we have to go tothe central pumping station.

- Oooooohhh...I should pee before we go.

- Aaaahhh!- Maddie!

- I'm really starting toworry about you.

- It's two blocks away!- Oh!

[ music ]

- Okay, I think we pluggedthe grease leak, your eminence.

- Thank you, Maddie.

- Not sure whyyou couldn't help us...

- I told you Gideon and I aremaking a Clik-Clok video.

Rich ponytail check!

- Well where's ShoutOut?!

And when does this w*r-endingprank start?

SHOUTOUT: Any second now.

- Where have you been?- Don't worry about it.

- See that justmakes me worry more...

CAPTAIN MAN: Alroight.

Now nobody talk to Brainstorm!- Wait.

- Why can't we talk toBrainstorm?

- 'Cuz he gets distracted andhe drops Big Sudsy on my foot.

- No, I do no--

- Ahhhhhhhh get it offget it off get it off!

- Captain Man?!

What are you doing here?!What is he doing here?!

- It's part of my prank.

- You!- Hi!

- Prank them!- Somebody prank her!

- I don't think so, boys!

A lotta' people been prankingeach other

all over these last few weeks.

Where's it gotten us?Nowhere. Fast.

- It got my face all swollenby a puddin' tube!

- I took a springy snaketo the eye!

- There's a b*mb on my foot!

- I ended up with box seatsto Drake, so...

"God's Plan."

- Has it been fun? Yes.Have we made new friends?

I feel Maddie and I aregonna stay friendsafter the w*r is over.

- I'm so glad you said that.- Awww...

But it's time to end thisPrank w*r once and for all!

- Yes! Make them surrender,since they started it!

- Did they?- Yes!

Swellview pranked meover and over again

when I tried togive a speech!

- Mmmmm...no they didn't.

And I've got proof right here.

- She's lying!That envelope is empty!

I know this trick!Don't say anything.

- Actually, I did myhomework this time.

- We had homework?- You always do your homework.

- It was the Archduke!He pranked himself!

[ everyone butthe Archduke gasps ]

- [ Super scream ]NOPE.

- Gideon!

- Well why would he prankhimself that doesn't make--

would someone pleaseget this b*mb off my foot?!

Get this--get this off my--

- You live with me now...

- Archduke Fernando ownsthe biggest chain

of Prank Supply storesin the Quint Cities--

♪ Rivalton and Bordertown--

- We're not singing!Just listen --

the Prank w*r between Swellviewand Rivalton

had been cooling offfor years.

And since no one was pranking,no one was buying prank supplies

from Sassy G's Prank Supplies --which he owns.

He named the storesafter his ponytail!

- So Gideon is Sassy G!- Exactly.

- You are sassy...

- Since no one was buyingprank supplies,

he was losing money -- fast.

- So he pranked himself inpublic and made it look like

it was Swellview's fault!

Thank you!

- Suddenly the Prank Warbreaks out again...

- and everyone has to buyprank supplies

from Sassy G's Prank Supplies.

- I did it for Gideon!He has expensive tastes!

He was going to leave me!

- This is a peace treaty thatwill end the Prank w*r

between Swellviewand Rivalton forever.

You're gonna sign it.- No!

- Just sign it I gotta go!

- I will do no such thing!

- Ohhhhhh I think you will.

Assuming someone trusted meenough to pass on my message.

- Baking soda.- Yes!!! Thank you.

- Alright, what's going onwith you two?

- I'll tell you...

- Hey.- Oh. Hey.

You sure you wanna beseen with me?

I am "from Rivalton" after all.

- Yeah, I don't care about that.

- Then what are you doing here?

- I've got a plan that will endthis w*r forever

and get you backinto Danger Force.

But you gotta do two things.- What?

- First, you gotta bea double agent.

Make everyone in Rivaltonthink you're on their side.

But keep an eye out for a chanceto win this thing for Swellview.

- I can't just waltz in thereas ShoutOut and be like,

"Hey, everyone,I prank for you now."

They'll never believe me.

- They will ifyou bring them this.

- What's the second thingyou need me to do?

- Don't tell anyoneanything about this plan

until the whole thing is over.

Girl code?

- Girl code.

- Because normallyyou are a huge snitch.

- God, the second I thinkwe're bonding for real...

- You betrayed Rivalton?!

- I'm about to.Light it up.

- No no no.

No, no, no, no no ourprecious grea--

- Whoa!

- Our grease!Our grease!

Our grease is on fire!- I can put it out!

- No, no no! That won't put outa grease fire.

But you know what will?

A nuclear devicefilled with baking soda.

- On it.

- Ohhhhhhhh thank you.

- Hey, when did you fill thatthing full of baking soda?

- During your wig fitting.

- What... wig...fitting?

- You wanna put out that fireand save your grease?

Sign this treaty.

- And end the Prank w*r?!Never.

- Fine. Then your grease burnsup and your city goes broke.

- And I eat for freeevery time I'm there...

- That's right.- What?

- Just sign it,I need that grease money

for college anda bladder enlargement!

- Sign it or I will throwyour ponytail into the fire!

- Gideon!

Fine!I'll sign it.

- Yes! That's my sister.

- Okay, okay put it out.

Put it out,put it out!

- Yeah, hang on, I just gottathink of a good zinger...

- Baking news.This w*r is over.

- Niiiiiiccccce...

NARRATOR:Baking soda covered the land...

and the people...and, sadly, Gideon...

but the grease fire was out.

And The Thousand Pranks Warwas over.

- Didn't this alljust happen yesterday?

- Yeah, how do they update thisdocumentary so quickly?

- Elves.

- Shhhh -- they'retalking about me.

NARRATOR:Many people creditShoutOut for ending the w*r.

NARRATOR:Others say it wasCaptain Man,

who happens to be inthe recording studio right now,

threatening to prank meright in the face.

- What?!

- History's written bythe winners.

- I'm the winners!

- Not according to history.But you know?

This almost makes us evenfor when you pranked me

by swapping out my hair butterfor that super glue.

- That wasn't me.- Okay, it wasn't you.

- I don't think it was her.- It wasn't.

- Wait did I do it?

- No, Bose.You did not.

But I know who did...

- Oh, I love these.

- So who did it?

- I will tell you...

[ everyone, except Ray, gasps ]

- What?!- Why'd you do it?

- Because you keptdemonstrating pranks on me!

That hurt!

- Get over here.You want a prank.

I gotta prank for you Schwoz.

NARRATOR:And so began the Warof the Broses...

but that's a documentaryfor another day.

- How do they update thesedocumentaries so quickly?!

NARRATOR:Elves.

[ in unison ]- Ahhhhh!

NARRATOR:Get wrecked.I'm dabbing.

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!
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