09x02 - Iron & Stone

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu". Aired: January 2011 to present.*
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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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09x02 - Iron & Stone

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Nya:
we have friends.

Cole:
it looks like we're not
the only ones in this realm.

They could still be...
Alive.

[Dragon hunters chuckle]
lost, are we?

[Jay, kai & zane grunt]

[Footsteps]

His throne.
I already hate him.

[♪♪]

[Grunts]

They don't look
as I imagined.

[Dragon hunters laugh]

Where did you find them?

To the south. They were
building a fortification.

That's pretty generous.

Ha. More like
a rickety shack.

But after losing everything,
who am I to complain?

Did I say you could speak?

We took them by surprise.
There may be more.

[Dragon hunters laugh]

Is this true?
Are there more of your kind?

Our kind...?

No. We're alone.

Then tell us, who do
these diapers belong to?

Oh, those are jay's.
Tell 'em jay.

Oh. I have a weak bladder.

[Dragon hunters laughing]

See how they lie?
See their treachery?

They cannot help it.
It's in their nature.

Do not reveal anything.

But there is one
whom you cannot deceive.

[Dragon hunters cheer]

Okay, now,
take it easy there, captain.

Let's not do anything--
throw the oni into the pit!

Dragon hunters [chanting]:
slab knows. Slab knows...

Oni? You're making a mistake!

We are not oni!

Okeydokey. Off we go.

Dragon hunters:
slab knows! Slab knows!
slab knows!

[Narrator reads
on-screen text]

[Dragon hunters laughing
and chattering indistinctly]

[♪♪]

Aah!

They think we're oni.

I know, how funny.

And here we thought
they were oni.

Zane:
their culture appears
to be built

Around the hunting of dragons

And exploiting
their elemental powers.

Kai:
then it's a good thing
we kept our identities secret.

Ah! Welcome
to the dead's end!

May I have your parts
when you expire?

[Grunts]

At least we know
what to call this dump.

But what do you make of this
"slab"?

And what's "the pit"?

Duh. It's most likely
an arena.

A brutal tradition,
but exciting nonetheless.

I, for one, can't wait!

Hey! Hey! Hey!
What do you think--

[Grunts and sputters]

This isn't good, jay.
It's bad.

And it's only
gonna get worse.

Aw, lighten up.
We're in an exotic realm,

Discovering new cultures,
meeting interesting people.

People who wanna
k*ll us, jay!

Oh, boy. I believe
jay's mental state

Has made him useless
to our plight.

Hey! That's ours!

[♪♪]

Let's just hope cole can rescue
us from out of this mess.

Cole:
they're headed towards
that arena.

But I don't think
they're going to see a show.

Then we have to go in there
and break them out. Come on!

Are you crazy?

The place is crawling
with hunters

And getting caught
isn't on my to-do list.

We're gonna have to
wait it out.

Don't put off till tomorrow
what can be done today.

Uh?
Did you--?

Did you just use
my words against me?

They were my words first.
You just borrowed them.

I'm not putting
anything off.

I'm trying to come up
with a plan.

What do you expect me to do?
Take them on all by myself?

Since when did you have that?

I borrowed it earlier.
Like how you borrowed my wisdom.

There. We can use that.
We can use disguises.

Ah...i don't know.

Disguises haven't worked out
so good for me in the past.

Master wu! Get back here!

Wu!

[♪♪]

[Grunts]

What is this place?

Pixal:
it appears to be
a garbage depot.

I call it, the rest
of the resistance.

First things first. Intros.

You've already met karloff,
turner, and shade.

And that's neuro,
master of the mind.

And tox, master of poison.

Just what are you
supposed to be?

I'm darreth, master of, uh...

Uh...brown.

Brown?
You'll witness my power.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

And you're skylor.
Daughter of chen.

Master of amber with the ability
to absorb others' powers.

I feel rude to ask, but...
Are they back?

[Karloff & turner laugh]

[Snickers]
yes. My powers have returned.

Just as I believe
you will find yours again.

Don't forget mr. Pale.
He's around here somewhere.

[Gasps]
oh! There you are.

Mr. Pale:
I have a habit of sneaking up
on people. Apologies.

Don't. I love your work.

So you elemental masters
call this dump your home?

Uh-uh.
Not dump. Depot.

We've found it to be
a perfect cover.

It allows us to go
wherever we want in the city

While keeping an eye
on things.

Sorry about your friends,
groovy lady.

When we saw what happened
to them, we knew we had to help.

It's all right. We just found
reason to believe they're okay.

Did you see all that
scrap metal outside?

We can build machines! Armor!
Whatever we need!

What we need is an army!

[Sighs]
that's enough, tox.

Did you see the size
of that thing?

We're like ants.

But this is a start.
A fresh start.

What we don't have,
you can build.

Use what you want, nya.
It's yours.

I love to build! Ha, ha!

Eh, sorry.
I get excited by metal.

Thank you, skylor.
You saved us, but--

But how did you know
where to find us?

How did you know
we were in trouble?

A little birdy told me.

Hello again, young garmadon.

Mystaké?
What are you doing here?

I'm sure you have many questions
about where your friends are.

And I have answers.

[Birds calling]

[♪♪]

You asked to see us,
emperor?

Who failed to capture
my son?

Mister e did everything
he could.

We did not anticipate
the elemental masters

Helping the green ninja.

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

Please, my lord
of destruction.

He's just a machine.
Built to follow orders.

[Clinks]

My orders are not to fail.

[Electricity crackling]

A fine machine.

But "fine" isn't good enough.

The whole is not more
than the sum of its parts.

[Grunts]

[Clanks]

[Electricity crackles]

Bring me my son.

Or next, I will tear you
to pieces.

So my friends,
they're alive?

Hm? Oh, yes, yes.

Though they have passed beyond
my ability to see.

My travelers tea sent them
to a realm that has existed

Long before time had a name.

The land of your ancestor.

The first realm.
The realm of oni and dragon.

How do we bring them back?

You can't.

There has to be a way.

In this case...

The only way for them
to return

Is to find a way back
from the other side. Drink.

[Sighs]
what does it do?

It's earl grey.
Clears the mind.

[Inhales deeply]
ah!

[Sighs]
I don't need
a clear mind...

I need a way to help
my friends.

Ooh! Such impatience.

Did master wu teach you
nothing at all?

[Slurps]

[Sighs]

[Slurps]
the way you help

Your friends most
is to endure.

Endure?

Like the hare
pursued by the fox.

Or the fox
pursued by the hound.

You are the hunted,

And must live long enough
to see their return.

You must endure.

Who are you?

[Chuckles]
just an old woman

Who has made
a great many mistakes.

[Laughs]

That's how I got my name:
mis-tah-kae.

I have a hard time believing
that your wisdom

Rivals master wu's.

Wisdom comes from many places

But comes in spades
with mistakes.

We make them, and if fortunate,
we learn from them.

That is all wisdom is:
being wise enough not to make

The same mistake twice.

Nya:
left. Nice and easy now!

A little more...

Okay, okay, okay, too far!
Bring it down!

Your father has
a destructive power

I have never seen.

Will my power ever return?

Hm. True power is never lost,

Only given away
when you think you have none.

[Slurps]
you have good friends.

Lead them. And endure.

[Jay, zane & kai groan]

Easy! Watch the hair!

Dragon hunter [grunts]:
may the pit
swallow you whole!

[♪♪]

[Laughs]
out of the frying pan
and into the fire!

Can this get any better?

Can you get any more nuts?

Well jay may have a point.

As far as "pits" go,
I have detected worse.

Chewtoy:
oh, oh, oh, ha, ha!
Now, this ain't the pit.

[Bell clanging]

Uh, who are you?

[Gasps]
oh, no. It's slab.

No, no, no. Not slab.

I'm chewtoy.
Nice to meet ya!

Wowee-wow. Three of ya?
Ha, ha!

Oh, this'll be a good show.
Real good. Ha, ha!

[Gears grinding]

[Bell continues clanking]

Chewtoy:
now that...

[People cheering indistinctly]
that's the pit...

[Laughs]
let's do this. Ha-ha-ha!

You still don't want us
to use our powers?

You've seen how they treat
the dragons.

What do you suppose
they'll do to us?

Good point.

[Crowd cheering]
can you hear that?

Mm! They're cheering for us,
fellas!

Let's give 'em
what they want!

[♪♪]

I've spent my whole life
wanting to see

The true face of an oni.

And now I get to see three.

I hope slab can wipe the smirks
off those dirty shapeshifters.

Crowd [chanting]:
chewtoy! Chewtoy! Chewtoy!
chewtoy! Chewtoy! Chewtoy!

[Laughs]
I can't hear you!

[Barks]

Is everyone
in this place crazy?

[Laughs]
the man is
a born entertainer.

Are you seeing these moves?

[Grunts]
now, listen fellas,

Don't you go down
in the first few seconds.

Watch out for slab's breath.

It can bury you.
If you know what I mean?

Hey, and if slab
ever gets you cornered?

Best not fight it.
Just play dead.

He'll get bored eventually.

[Crowd cheering intensifies]

[Slab growls]

[Slab roars]

Ah! I'm gonna go with
that's slab.

And here I thought
we were at rock bottom.

[Laughs]
this is so much worse.

[Slab growls]

So slab is a dragon.

I thought dragons
are our friends.

In dead's end,
no one's our friend.

Dead's end. Ha! I get it.
This is where we're gonna--

I get it, jay.

Could you at least
try to be helpful?

Ooh! Wowee-wow! You oni
have really got slab fired up.

[Laughs]
I've never seen him
this angry.

For the last time,
we are not oni!

Yeah, well, dragons hate oni.

If it's not you,
something else

[Singsongy]
has really got
his blood boiling.

[Crowd continues cheering]

Little wu:
look, there they are.

But we're in the cheap seats.

If we're gonna help,
we have to get closer. Come on!

I don't recognize you.

And I don't recognize you!

[Laughs]
everyone knows
I am skaar the skullbreaker.

Now, who are you?

Uh, we're new to camp.

The name is rocky dangerbuff.

And this my son,
dangerbuff jr.

Aye! From
the dangerbuff clan!

Ha. I know
stalwart dangerbuff.

I bet he'd like to see you.
Let me fetch him...

[Laughs]
classic dangerbuff.

Little wu:
you're right.
Bad at disguises.

I didn't hear you
speaking up.

A master knows when
to keep his mouth shut.

[Slab growling]

Chewtoy:
ding-a-ling-a-ling.

Open the gates!
Reveal the oni!

[Growls]

[Roars]

Nice! Ha, ha!

[Bell clanking]

Chewtoy:
wha--? Huh? Aah!

[Laughs]
okay!

Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

Woo-hoo! Ha, ha!

Still don't wanna use
our powers?

We have befriended
dragons before.

This one should be
no different.

[Chewtoy laughs]

[Crowd cheering]

[Growls]

Ha, ha! It's ours.

[Bell clanging]

What are you doing?

If I'm going out,
I'm going out with bells on.

[Growls]

[♪♪]

[Crowd cheering]

[Growling]

See? Slab knows.
Slab can smell oni blood.

Change for us, oni!
Show us your ugly faces!

A little help? Huh?
A sword? A shield?

We're defenseless down here!

[Gasps]
really?

Guys, how do we
get outta here alive?

The sooner you realize we can't,
the more fun it'll be.

[Roars]

We need to find
a way to subdue it.

There's nothing but rock
and sand.

If you want me to hold it
with my bare hands, just ask.

I do not believe
that is possible.

I was being sarcastic!

Cole:
zane!

Cole! Master wu.
You're here.

We've come to help.
Then you should leave.

Wait? What?
We're trying to save you!

Master wu is a descendent
of the first spinjitzu master,

He's part oni.

His presence
is only making things worse.

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Slab sniffs]

[Sighs]
help me.

[Bell clanking]

We should go.
Maybe not.

I wanna help.

Now we go.

Cole:
ha! At least now

They have something
to work with.

Time to get creative.

Where did they
get that chain?

[Crowd cheering]

We did it! We did it!
We did it!

[Snarls]
kai: jay!

Iron baron [gasps]:
oni don't have
elemental powers.

They know the ways
of the spinjitzu master!

Hunt them down.

Hunt them down!

Dragon hunter :
hunt them down!

Dragon hunter :
hunt them down!

Who's ready for round two?

Fire!
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