(upbeat music)
(classical music)
- We saw their women.
Now, we see the men.
- Hi, guys.
Come on in.
Kevin Davis.
Have some sparkling apple cider.
Here, sign the rush book.
There you go,
- Oh, thanks, Kevin.
- Pre-Med, huh?
- Right.
- You get a lot of
studying done here.
We have a good
academic atmosphere,
but we have a lot of fun here
at Phi Nu Fraternity.
- I'm with you all the way.
- Really?
- Really.
- That's great.
You won't regret it.
- Excuse me, was that
Phi Nu Fraternity?
- Since .
- It's the wrong house.
- Phi Nu?
- Yeah, Phi Nu.
- Well actually, we're
looking for Delta Rho Chi.
- Oh.
You're one house off,
but stay, meet some of the guys.
Take a look at our
mini mainframe.
It's really state of the art.
- Why don't you stay.
Take a look at their mainframe.
- Sorry, but I'll be back.
Alright, promise.
That's a great book.
- They seemed nice.
- Yeah.
I think he was real interested.
(upbeat music)
- I like this guy
with the dark hair.
- He's Jewish.
- What about this guy?
Right there?
(upbeat music)
- Druggy.
- Well, you know,
we could use a druggy.
(laughter)
- Wait a minute,
wait, wait a minute.
This is perfect.
Check out his friend.
His friend.
- The Chink?
- Embrace the s.
The future's in the Pacific Rim.
(upbeat music)
- This is great.
This is like taking
candy away from a baby.
Well, don't just stand there.
These women are
not only gorgeous,
but they're legal.
- Hey.
- What?
- We're in a r*pe case.
(soft music)
? We never thought we'd
find a place where we belong
? Don't have to stand alone
? We'll never let you fall
? Don't need permission
to decide what you believe
? I said jump
? Down on Jump Street
? I said jump
? Down on Jump Street
? Your friends will be there
? When your back is to the wall
? You'll find you'll need us
? Cause there's no
one else to call
? When it was hopeless
? A decision's what you need
? You better be ready to
? Be ready to
? Jump
? Jump Street
- You two are very lucky.
We're talking the fast
track here, gentlemen.
You come out of this house.
You come out connected.
- I'm already connected.
- Prescott, Rosewall,
and Patterson
is a very prestigious law firm.
I mean,
it's fine.
If you don't mind
working for your dad.
What I'm saying here
is pick your field.
- Delta Rho is all
over the country.
We always take
a special look at our own.
- Not to mention
six US senators,
congressman, and
a vice president.
All Delta Rho's.
- Glad you didn't mention that.
- Well, my father
has always said
that the right fraternity can
be a great stepping stone.
- Your father's a very wise man.
He'd have to be
to build a company
like the Pacific Macroplex
in just years, huh?
- Yeah, but
women?
- Bottom line guy.
I like it.
You guys will think you
d*ed and went to heaven.
I mean,
you guys think you were
players in high school.
This is the place where
you can refine your skills.
- We have the best
sister house on campus.
Kappa Omega Psi's.
- The type you bring
home to mom, but
nail on the couch
in the living room.
- Well, I'm not
really interested
in bringing them home to mom.
- These women are all
over the place, guys.
Dormies, townies off the street,
and they all want frat guys.
Pick 'em, pluck 'em,
- [Both] Send 'em
back to study hall.
- That's interesting.
- Very interesting.
- Gentlemen,
how would you like to pledge
the hottest frat on campus?
- It's so nice to
run across someone
who clearly belongs here.
- So, are you still a
little sister to Delta Rho?
- Yeah, of course.
- You are, so come on,
what are they like?
Are they cool or what?
- Oh, the coolest.
The guys are incredible.
The kind you can take
home to meet your parents
and they don't mind leaving
the two of you alone together.
- They're mostly pre-law
and business majors.
There's a few jocks.
No nerds.
- Forget it.
I'm not gonna join a nerd frat.
- I think you're gonna have to.
- Booker, they might have
picked up something on the r*pe.
I mean, they are right
next door to Delta Rho,
and they've been terrorized
by those guys for years.
- They're nerds.
They deserve to be terrorized.
- What a guy.
- Yeah, well,
look at it this way, Book.
You can't blame 'em for wanting
one cool guy in the house.
You'll live,
- Come on, you can
be just like Fonzi.
- Alright, Hoffs
is in a sorority.
Penhall is in the dorm
working the victims brother.
I want a good clean bust here.
- How clean could it be?
Cindy Wilson says she was r*ped.
The prep work says
she pulled a train.
- Booker,
% of g*ng r*pes
on college campuses
take place in fraternity houses.
It's a closed door
society, guys.
You're gonna have to
become one of them
to get them to confide in you.
That means going through the
entire initiation process.
- Captain Fuller?
- Yes, Booker.
- What about Penhall?
Put him in the nerd frat.
- Too late.
He's already
checked in the dorm.
- Yeah, get the ball.
(upbeat music)
- Would you knock it off.
I can't even hear myself think.
- We gotta wait for the curtain.
- Does this guy ever smile?
He's only been my
roommate for two days
and he hasn't said
three words to me.
- He's real upset
about his sister.
- His sister?
- Yeah.
She dropped out the first day.
The night before, she
was at some frat party.
Ended up with her
back on a pool table,
if you know what I mean.
- She r*ped?
- Hey, I don't know man.
I wasn't there.
- Dennis, Dennis?
- Yeah?
- You're not gonna miss the
disk copying party tonight,
are you?
- Oh, never.
- Okay.
- The what?
- The disk copying part,
we're getting hold of a program
that's gonna let us copy
right protected disks.
You don't wanna miss this.
- No.
I kinda have to study, so.
- What's your GPA?
- Three point eight.
- It's too bad.
Don't worry about it.
We can get you in to
some good study habits,
and get that average
right up there.
- Thanks.
- Oh, listen.
We're going over to Stoney's.
You know, get some burgers
and cruise for chicks.
- Cruise for chicks, huh?
I'm in.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Great.
That's great.
- Come here.
I gotta ask you
something, alright?
Now, I heard
when a guy pledges a house,
he has to go through
all these tortures like
drinking out of a toilet bowl,
eating raw eggs,
putting flies on his tongue--
- No, no, no.
We like to think we're
a little above that sort
of gratuitous degradation of
our friends and colleagues.
- Gratuitous?
- Alright.
Now.
Your first responsibility
as a pledge
is to learn the history
of the fraternity.
Second,
you will memorize
the name and bios
of every active
and pledge brother.
The latter should be
accomplished by say
a.m. tomorrow morning.
Gentlemen, it's really
not that difficult.
Observe.
Harry Tanaka.
West Minster Prep.
Your father is president
of Pacific Macroplex.
Cultural attache to
Japan from to .
Thomas Harrison Prescott III.
Your father's a
partner at Prescott,
Patterson and Rosewall.
Your great grandfather
was a architect of the State
Capital building in .
Yes?
Thank you.
Carrie Morton.
Oh, the infamous Carrie Morton.
Your brother was an
active here two years ago.
Your father was
president of Delta Rho
from to ,
and he was elected to the House
of Representatives in .
Served as ambassador to
Ireland from to , yes?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
Okay.
Need I say more?
Now.
I wish you all the
very very best of luck
as I leave you in
the trusted hands
of your pledge master,
Michael McCarter.
- Welcome to hell
week, gentlemen.
I want you all to
stare at the portrait
of our founding father,
General William Fullwood
of the Confederate Army.
During this week, you
will be put through
a number of activities
that will help
test your mental attitude,
as well as develop your
personal character.
You won't sleep, as we
will work round the clock
to mold you in to brothers.
A brother is
someone who embodies
honor, trust, and friendship.
You will learn all three.
As a pledge, you must
do anything asked
of you by an active.
As a pledge, you must also
be dressed identically.
Off campus, in
class, in the house,
and I mean identically.
White vans, blue
Levi's, white t-shirts.
If one of you is wearing
a Hanes t-shirt that day,
all of you must be wearing
Hanes t-shirts that day.
You will carry pledge
change at all times.
Pledge change shall consist
of three dimes and a quarter.
Carry it in the right pocket.
Mr. Prescott.
Your shirt sleeves
are rolled up.
- Yes, they are.
- Your other brothers don't have
their shirt sleeves rolled up.
I guess you don't care about
your other pledge brothers.
You only care about yourself.
So, why don't we all drop
and give me push-ups
while Mr. Prescott, this
individual, watches.
Now, gentlemen.
Now, go.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
It's really very simple, guys.
When I say fork,
pick up a fork in
your right hand,
and put it in the left slot.
When I say spoon,
pick up a spoon in the left hand
and put it in the middle slot.
When I say Kn*fe,
pick up a Kn*fe in
your right hand,
and put it in the
right hand slot.
Always keep track of how many
utensils are in each slot.
Okay?
- Give 'em hell, Harry.
- No talking.
Fork,
Kn*fe.
Spoon.
Kn*fe.
Fork.
No.
Concentrate.
Come on, you guys.
What are you morons?
Now, over here,
we have some raw egg cocktails,
got some buttermilk,
got some prime liver,
and my personal favorite,
chili pepper.
Actually, it's
really chili chap rub
because the next mistake,
your brother gets to rub
it all over his lips.
Fork.
Kn*fe.
Spoon.
Spoon.
Kn*fe.
Fork.
Fork.
Spoon.
Kn*fe.
Fork.
Fork.
Fork.
Spoon.
That's the wrong slot.
Concentrate.
Come on, guys.
What are you morons?
Have the chap rub.
- Allow me.
- Wait, hold it.
Save that.
Give me the egg instead.
Drink up, Prescott.
(grunts)
We have all day and
all night, gentlemen.
We will get his right.
Fork.
Kn*fe.
Fork.
No, that fell out of the slot.
That's wrong.
Kn*fe.
Fork, nope.
Start over.
Kn*fe.
Fork.
Clumsy, nope.
We start over.
Clear it out.
You guys have been
up for hours.
You've come through with
flying colors so far.
You get to sleep
up here tonight.
(cheering)
get some rest.
You guys deserve it.
Take off your clothes,
relax.
See you guys in the morning.
Oh and hey.
Good job, you guys.
Get everyone together
in minutes.
(soft music)
(yelling and pots banging)
Fork.
Spoon.
Fork.
Kn*fe.
Kn*fe.
Fork.
Fork.
Spoon.
He's very good at this.
Spoon.
Spoon.
Spoon.
How many knives?
- Eight.
- Wrong.
Have a piece of liver.
- Wait a second.
- Excuse me?
- I said there's eight knives.
- Yeah, I know what you said.
That's very good.
You care about your brother,
but you were wrong
about the count.
Eat it.
- Wait.
If I'm right,
you eat the liver.
- Count the knives.
- You sure?
- Count the knives.
- One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
- What?
- Eight.
- Eat it anyway.
(people chattering)
contestant, we've got a
contestant, gentlemen.
Scores.
The scores.
Scores, scores, let's go.
Not gonna make it this year.
Keep on walking, honey.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
More leg, honey.
(yelling)
- Shake it if you've got it.
- This is Gamma Sigma Nu house.
It's mostly jocks,
but they're pretty nice guys.
Then, over here across the
street is Delta Rho Chi.
It's one of,
excuse me.
- You guys seem to be in my way.
Why don't you cross the street
and double back.
- Well,
we were just giving the
pledges a tour of the row.
(yelling)
- Hey Jackson, put 'em down.
- But, you see,
today is the day
that we show our pledges around.
So, maybe you guys better
come back tomorrow.
- But--
- No buts.
Tomorrow.
(yelling)
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Is there a problem here.
- We better go.
- Hey man.
No problem.
It just isn't your day.
- Well, what day is it?
- It's Saturday.
- Saturday.
It's Saturday.
(yelling)
- Jackson goes down.
Jackson, you wimp.
- You see, no problem.
Let's go.
(yelling)
(soft music)
- Hey.
What do you think you're doing.
Hey.
(upbeat music)
Intruder.
(upbeat music)
- Get him up.
Get him up.
(yelling)
- Hey, get off of him, bastards.
Get off of him.
Back off.
Get off.
- Hey, we want this guy.
- You can't have him.
- Nobody breaks in to our house.
What the hell do you
think you were doing?
- None of your business.
- Cindy Wilson's brother.
- Look.
Man, I'm sorry.
I know what you must be feeling.
- You don't know nothing, man.
- Easy.
- Look, look, you got
the wrong idea, buddy.
I don't think you know your
sister like you think you do.
- Hey, back off.
Man, I am doing you a favor.
You better take off
before you get hurt.
- Why don't you just
talk to your roomie.
Keep him away from
where he doesn't belong,
or he's gonna be
answering to guys.
Okay.
- I don't suppose you wanna
tell me what's going on.
(soft music)
- I picked up a
rumor at another frat
that the Delta
Rho's have a set-up
to tape guys getting
it on with their--
- Tape guys?
- You know, home movie cameras.
Video tapes.
- Oh, well that seems
a little far fetched.
Don't you think?
- These creeps are
capable of anything.
I figure if it's true,
I could go to the
cops and nail them.
So, I broke in this afternoon.
I tried to grab the thing.
- Very bold, my friend.
- That was pretty stupid.
I don't even think
there is a tape.
You know, it's probably just
another fraternity legend.
- What about your sister?
What's going on with her?
- I tried to talk her in
to staying in school, but
she's just too humiliated.
Can you imagine her
having to walk down
Fraternity Row
everyday to class?
All she wanted to do
was go to college, man.
- [Girls] Phi Nu, Phi
Nu, Phi Nu, Phi Nu.
- [Booker] Come on, guys.
These girls wanna party.
- Don't you think we
should finish this job
before considering refreshments?
- Bruce?
- This is amazing, Dennis.
Between you and me,
I think you've got a lock
on being elected
pledge class president.
- Great.
So, where'd the
stereo come from?
- Oh.
Repair job for the
guys next door.
- Oh.
So, you work for them?
- Occasionally.
You know, high
tech sort of stuff.
- Kevin, let me
ask you a question.
Now, I heard a rumor
that they have a room where
they can videotape their dates.
Is that true?
- All they've got
is a crude peephole.
You know, strictly Porky's time.
- Besides, they're too
stupid to run a camera.
Watch this.
(upbeat music)
- Guys, dance.
It's okay.
Come on, come on.
- I'll ask the
question one last time.
When was Mr. Benoltson
president of the frat?
- From to .
- Very good.
Who was my predecessor?
Jack Petri.
- Very good.
An alumni line up
is a historic moment
in the time honored
tradition of hazing.
As knights were dubbed
in medieval times,
so to you will pass
from boyhood to manhood.
You carved your own paddle
and hence in being paddled,
your immaturity and evil spirits
will be transferred to the wood.
The wood in turn burns
in the fireplace.
Returning it all
to smoke and ash.
You the legacy?
- Yes, sir.
Mr. Benoltson.
- Thought so.
He'll do.
Okay, it's really very simple.
You take a step,
you down the drink.
Take the next step,
you down the next drink.
All you gotta do is make it to
the top of the ladder, there.
Oh, yeah.
There is one little hitch.
If you fall back even a step.
You gotta start all over again.
(laughter)
- It's no problem.
- Bottoms up.
- Okay.
Okay.
(yelling)
- Come on, Carrie.
(yelling)
- [Man In Green Sweater]
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- No, wait.
Hey, you alright?
- Yeah.
- Hey, listen.
You don't have to do this, man.
- Hey, hey.
Who the hell do you
think you are, mister?
Huh?
This is a time
honored tradition.
I did it.
He can do it.
You wanna help him out?
Put him over your shoulder
and complete his mission.
(upbeat music)
- Come on.
No, stand.
(yelling)
(clapping)
(yelling)
(clapping)
- Well done.
(groaning)
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- You look a little green, Tom.
- Well, green is purely
a state of mind, Adam.
- Yeah, well.
I read your report.
You were right to
step in when you did.
kids have d*ed
in hazing incidents.
Mostly alcohol related.
- Is this crap legal or what?
- It's illegal in states.
Every fraternity and sorority
has a rule against it.
- That's great.
In the meantime,
I gotta walk around with
olive pits in my ears.
- Yeah.
They say hazing
builds character.
- Some way to build character.
Last night, they lined
us up in the chapter room
according to breast size.
One word out of you, Hanson,
and you're a dead man.
- You know, I heard Delta
Rho's got a similar line up.
- I didn't hear that.
- Yeah.
The winners get to
wear a fireman's hat.
The loser wears a caboose cap.
- That's disgusting.
- Grace?
How you doing?
- Hey, Michael.
Great party the other night.
- We aim to please.
Have we met before?
- Well, I scored
an eight point five
on my way to the
library the other day.
- I am sorry.
I had no idea that you were--
- That I was a Kappa Psi?
If you'd have known, I'd have
scored a point oh, right?
- You would've
gotten my apology,
which I am extending now.
It gets kinda
rowdy on Saturday afternoons
after football games.
Can I make this up to you?
Dinner?
Anywhere you choose.
- Anywhere?
- Anywhere.
- The Tour d'Argent
- In Paris?
- You said anywhere.
- I guess I did.
Okay.
It's a date.
I'll see you later.
- Bye.
(soft music)
- Hanson.
Peephole.
- This doesn't look
like Paris to me.
I thought we were
going out on a date,
and gonna have some fun?
- Why don't we slow this down.
Buy me a drink.
Let me meet the folks.
What kind of guy
do you think I am?
- Okay, I'll behave.
I promise.
- Rumor on Sorority Row has it
that you've got a mean break.
- Oh yeah?
You know a lot of
girls who sh**t pool?
- Just my mom.
- Your mom?
- Yeah, she's a hustler.
- Really?
- Really.
(laughter)
Gotcha.
- Okay.
- Still wanna play?
- What are the stakes?
- I wouldn't bet anything
you wouldn't mind losing.
- Well, I'll take my chances.
- I was hoping you would.
- Wait, wait.
Don't you think this
is a little fast?
- Well, I think you're
the type that can keep up.
- I like to set the pace.
- I thought you were
giving me the green light.
- I think you got
your colors mixed up.
- Can I offer you a drink?
- I don't drink.
- [McCarter] Orange juice?
- [Hoffs] That I drink.
- Gentlemen.
- Hi.
- This is your final haze.
Pass this test and you're in.
- Let's go, guys,
come on, come on.
Let's go, move it.
Almost there.
Keep going, keep going.
Come on, come on.
Let's go, girls.
Turn left, turn left.
Keep going, keep
going, keep going.
Keep going, keep going.
Let's move it, move it, move it.
- Anytime you're ready, Steve.
- Come on, Prescott.
Come on.
- Please don't make me do this.
I can't, I can't, no.
(cheering)
(cheering)
- Where is he?
He's not coming up.
Should we do something?
- Come on.
(suspenseful music)
- Stand back.
Get back, man.
Go call an ambulance.
You wanna get an ambulance?
- No pulse.
(suspenseful music)
(coughing)
- Are you okay, Carrie.
Is he okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- Way to go, Prescott.
Cancel the ambulance.
He's okay.
Alright, alright.
We got a couple of
heroes here, huh?
Let's get these
gentlemen cleaned up
and in to Delta Rho.
- (Chanting) Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho.
- Carrie Morton.
- Thank you.
- Harry Tanaka.
Thomas Prescott.
- Thanks, man.
- You've all taken
an oath, gentlemen,
and been sworn to secrecy.
You are now part of the
brotherhood of Delta Rho Chi.
Honor, trust, and friendship.
Things now privy, never to
be shared with an outsider.
I wanna welcome all of you.
The pledge class of ,
as you are now one of us.
Congratulations.
(clapping)
what do you say we party, huh?
(cheering)
This is the pledge
class of .
This was taken inside
the Denver Mint.
- How did they get in there?
That's kind of a long story.
Do you remember
reading about the
mistresses of the house
in your pledge books?
- Yeah.
- This is them.
- How did they get
in that position?
- That's an even longer story.
(woman screaming)
- Michael, is that the
tape I think it is?
- Yeah.
- (Chanting) Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho,
Delta Rho, Delta Rho, Delta Rho.
- I thought we agreed
to destroy that thing.
- Come on.
It's a piece of
Delta Rho history.
It'd be a crime to destroy
something like that.
- [Woman On Tape] Stop it, no.
- Excuse me.
When was this?
- Big party,
right before school started.
Major bash.
This girl took on three of us.
- You r*pe her?
- No, no, she loved it.
- [Woman On Tape] No, no.
- Looks like she's saying no.
- Look at the way she's dressed.
Look at what she's wearing.
She wanted it.
- How do you know
what she wants, man?
- Let me tell you
something about women.
Alright?
When they say no,
they mean yes.
- You know what.
It looks to me like
she's saying no.
I mean, that doesn't
sound like yes, right?
See, that girl is saying no.
- What is this?
You're an active
for five minutes
and you're giving me a lecture.
- This is wrong.
- You don't know what
you're talking about.
- Just like Carrie.
- He almost d*ed the other night
because you guys don't know
where to draw the line.
- Yeah, but
I didn't die, guys.
- That's right.
Because his brothers
were there to save him.
- Yeah.
- Your brothers didn't
save you, Carrie.
Your brothers didn't move.
- You were saved by two cops.
- You're under arrest for
the r*pe of Cindy Wilson.
How's that?
- The university's closed
down Delta Rho house.
Chapter's gonna be
dissolved by the national.
Stevenson and McCarter
will probably go to jail.
That is, of course,
if you testify.
- Hey, whoa.
Whoa, one step at a time.
I just got her to
agree to re-enroll.
- It's very important.
The tape is evidence,
but we need your testimony
to put these guys away.
- I thought about it and
I wanna testify.
- Good.
That's really good.
It's not gonna be easy.
These lawyers are gonna
be real rough on you.
- I know.
- The most important
thing is that you're back.
- Well, he's right.
It takes a lot of courage
to come back here.
- Yeah, I guess it does.
- Here, here, here, got it.
What are you guys doing here?
- Hi, Dennis.
We're just working out.
You know,
cranking a little iron.
- What for?
- We wanna improve our images.
A guy has to be a stud
to be respected.
We're gonna be like them.
- Why would you want to
be like those meatheads?
- 'Cause it's the
guys with the muscles
that have all the fun.
- That's bull.
- Dennis,
you're the only Phi Nu
that ever brought a beautiful
woman in to the house.
- Kevin, I don't believe that.
- Well, believe it.
Come on, Dennis.
Look at us.
We're geeks.
We'll never have anything
except the other geeks.
- You're wrong.
You guys are gonna have
the best of everything.
In a couple years,
these grunts will
be fat ex-jocks
spending all their time talking
about the good old days.
Kevin, you guys will
be in your prime.
Enjoying the good life.
All those girls who think
these slobs are so great
are gonna become women.
Wanna appreciate guys with
brains and a little class.
- Really?
- Really.
Come on.
Let's go grab a beer.
(upbeat music)
Ralphie, put the weights down.
They're no good for you.
- Wait a minute.
What about you, Dennis?
You lift weights.
- I'm the exception.
(upbeat music)
(soft music)
(upbeat music)
(upbeat music)
03x06 - Hell Week
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Series focuses on a squad of youthful-looking undercover police officers investigating crimes in high schools, colleges, and other teenage venues.
Series focuses on a squad of youthful-looking undercover police officers investigating crimes in high schools, colleges, and other teenage venues.