04x02 - Road Trippin

All episode transcripts for this TV show, "Every Witch Way". Aired January 2014 - July 2015.*
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A teenage girl moves with her father to the suburbs of Miami, Florida, where she learns that she is a witch who is said to have great powers and abilities, as are many of her classmates, good and bad. Based on the Latin American series Grachi.
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04x02 - Road Trippin

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- So, if it is a Continuum Break,

how do I bring Daniel back?

- You don'’t.

- What? Why?

- It'’s too dangerous.

No one'’s ever really succeeded.

Okay, you'’d have to find him and get him to remember this life.

Not the one he'’s in now, but the one you remember.

- That doesn'’t sound so difficult.

- It is.

Once you break the Continuum again,

you only have five days to get this Daniel

to remember his old life, or else--

- Or else what?

Lily!

Or what?

- You know what? You'’re still exhausted.

Why don'’t you just go get some rest?

We'’ll talk about this tomorrow.

- But y-you can'’t just say "or else"

and then not tell us what else.

- Lily, please. Tell me.

- [sighs] It'’s hard to say.

There'’s only been one documented case of a C.B.

- Well, what happened that time?

[ominous music]



Albert Evans.

He was a Dutch cheese maker

from the early s.

He was married to the Chosen One until...

[sighs] Until she initiated a C.B.

to try to rewrite history.

Unfortunately, it didn'’t go as planned, and...

- And?

- And Albert got bumped into an alternate life.

- Whoa!

- Bumped? - So cool!

What life did he get?



- An Eskimo in Siberia.

- Man, Albert so got bumped to an upgrade!

- No, it didn'’t.

He was miserable there.

The Witches'’ Council managed to track him down,

but when they saw how sad he was, they tried to fix it.

- Fix it how?

- Well, they tried to get him to remember his old happy life,

and tried to get him back to that life.

They tried, but they couldn'’t do it, and...

- And what? Come on, Lily, I need to know.

- And he vanished...



Into thin air.



- Vanished?



[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell

♪ It takes a hold of you

♪ I see my dreams

♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Let'’s go ♪

♪ You and me together

♪ Look up ahead

♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ Every witch way

- Come on, you'’ve gotta remember Daniel.

You swam together in the Sharks?

You were in "Romeo and Juliet" together?

You had a sword fight through the school!

- Really? Cool! Real swords?

- A salami and a baguette.

- Oh.

Not as cool.

- Wait, wait, wait.

So if we had a sword fight,

does that mean we didn'’t get along?

- Well...

- Isn'’t it obvious?

Hello!

- So "Daniel" and I obviously didn'’t get along,

and you just chose me over him,

and now you want us to go and find him

and make him remember all of that?

- [sighs] Yes!

It'’s not what it sounds like.

I'’m happy I chose you,

but I need to know he'’s okay.

Wouldn'’t you if it was the other way around?

- You know I'’ll help you.

- Thanks.

You'’re the most understanding boyfriend ever.

- Don'’t think I can'’t imagine goofy smiles right now.

- [chuckles] I'’ve gotta get to class.

See you later tonight for movies?

- Oh! Right.

- Meet you at our secret spot.

- Our secret spot.

Did you hear that? He said "our secret spot"!

- So?

- So I don'’t have a secret spot with Jax.

- I--I'’ve heard you mention your secret spot with Jax before.

- You have? Where is it?

- I don'’t know. It'’s a secret.

You really don'’t remember?

- No!

I only know my secret spot with Daniel.

- Where'’s that?

- The dock!

He took me there to see the full moon.

- Maybe this isn'’t just exhaustion.

I mean, you have years of memories

with this Daniel guy.

- That'’s '’cause he'’s real!

And if we don'’t find him...

[sighs]

[dramatic music]



- A break in the space-time continuum!

I knew it, I was right! This is awesome!

Um, I'’m sorry that your ex-boyfriend disappeared, Emma.

- How do you know that you'’re not having a power outage?

- How do you know about that?

- I listen when Maddie talks.

- Wait, I know!

Daniel was the team captain.

Now you don'’t have one '’cause he'’s missing.

- But we have a team captain.

- You do? Who?

- Hey, guys!

- Sophie?

Sophie'’s captain of the Sharks?

- Uh, yeah!

She'’s a tadpole in water.

- Sorry I'’m late.

Walking in these flippers is really hard!

- She swims really fast.

- Are we having another dry-land practice?

- Sophie, how many times do I have to tell you that

that doesn'’t exist?

- It does,

only it'’s called aerobics.

- Yeah, we'’re still trying to figure out how to bring back

this, uh, Daniel guy.

- What about a locator spell?

- That only works if we have something of his.

- How '’bout a magic PI?

- What? Those don'’t exist.

- What about the one Mrs. Van Pelt uses?

- A magic PI? That'’s a job?

- How do we contact her?

- I don'’t know!

We should just drop it.

- Maddie would know.

- Oh, great, great.

How are we gonna convince her to help us?

[upbeat music]



- Well? What do you say?

- You want me to call M.I. to help Emma

find her imaginary boyfriend?

- Yes?

- No way!

I'’m not jeopardizing the Van Pelts'’ standing

with the best magical PI in the world.

You know how hard it was to find a good PI?

- Listen to this. Look, look.

Think about what you'’re gonna get out of this.

- Besides crazy looks from M.I.?

- She does make a great crazy face.

- Each day Emma'’s getting more and more powerful

as the Chosen One.

- How is that good for me?

- Because Emma will owe you a gigantic favor,

and having a powerful Chosen One

in debt to you will be huge.

- And all I have to do is contact M.I.?

- Yeah! And I mean, you are the liberator of the Council

and savior of the Chosen One.

- I do need a bigger sash to fit that in.

- And we'’ll get it, and we'’ll even get it on jeans,

and on a bedazzled pair of shoes.

Huh? - Deal.

[phone beeps] - Yes!

- Oh, no.

I need to go home, like, right now.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah, yeah, no, everything'’s fine.

Uh, just--just let me know how it goes, all right?

- M.I.'’s number should be in here somewhere.

[chuckles]

- Oh. - No, no, I got it.

Proxy, help me.

- What is this?



- No phones at the dinner table.

- Sorry, sir, I--I just...

- You can talk to the Chosen One later.

That is who you'’ve been talking to, correct?

How'’s that going, anyway? You and the Chosen One?

- Her name'’s Emma, and why do you wanna know?

- Well, can'’t I take an interest in my son'’s relationship

with the most powerful witch in the world just because?

There was a significant shift in the Magic Realm

energy field recently.

One that few could conjure.

For instance, the Chosen One.

- And you want me to find out for you.

- Well, you are a Novoa, aren'’t you?

- Yes, I am, but I'’m not gonna do anything

to put Emma in danger ever again.

[dramatic music]

- You haven'’t finished your dinner yet.

Now sit.



- M.I. comes from a long line of magical PIs.

They'’re the best in the business.

[chuckles]

Eye-Spy the PI, Wi-Fi the PI,

TMI the PI.

- FYI the PI?

- How do you know about her? She'’s undercover.

- I have my sources.

- So...

- Ah, yes.

One sec.

[clears throat]

Based on the info you gave me,

I found three possible realities

Daniel could'’ve been bumped to.



[instrumental music]



- Daniel!



Daniel?



I was sure this was the one.

It had to be.

- Don'’t worry, we'’ll find him.

Where to next?

- This was our last lead.

- It can'’t be.

- Maybe it'’s for the best, Emma.

- How?

- Well, if we don'’t find him,

he'’ll just continue to live whatever life he has now.

But if we do find him and he doesn'’t remember

his old life, he could vanish.

- But I just wanna make sure he'’s okay

and not stuck in some awful place alone.

- We can still find him.

We have time.

- No, we don'’t!

My memories of him,

they'’re starting to fade.

- So?

We can still find him

as long as you remember what he looks like.

- But if I can'’t remember our memories,

I can'’t make him remember.

- Oh.

So we need to find him before your memories

completely fade, or--

- He'’ll be gone forever.

[swelling dramatic music]

- I'’m just saying, I mean,

it might be a better idea.

You forget, he doesn'’t remember.

No one'’s vanished, life goes on.

- No! - Okay, Em.

No need to get all "no!" on me.

[rustling]

M.I.?

- Oh! [chuckles]

Hey, there.

I just want to, uh, check in with you

and see where those leads went.

- They went nowhere. None of them were him.

- Oh, I'’m sorry to hear that.

Oh! [laughs]

Francisco'’s about to burn the casserole.

This is Ursula'’s favorite moment.

[instrumental music]

[shutter clicking repeatedly]



- There weren'’t any other leads?

- Oh. Nope.

Just the three.

Well, there was this one other lead.

But it'’s a long sh*t.

I mean, crazy long.

Beyond long. Long.

- Yeah, yeah, we got it, thank you.

- Oh, sh**t, he'’s going to the other side of the house.

Um, hey, I have to run.

Emergency PI meeting thing.

Good luck.

- Well, what does it say?

- He works at an animal sanctuary...



In the Everglades.



We'’ve only got a few days left.

Maybe less if I keep forgetting stuff.

So we have to go.

- Okay, so you want me to chaperone

your trip to the Everglades?

- Wait! Yes!

You'’d be perfect!

- Okay, okay, cut the act.

BOTH: What act?

- I'’m still not convinced this is a C.B.

But it'’s worth investigating, so...

I'’m saying yes.

- Thank you!

- Oh, thank goodness!

I could not keep up

that sweet-talking charade much longer.

- Okay, so, it'’ll be you two, the Sharks...

- And the Panthers.

- And they all agreed to go?



- No way! - But--

- Absolutely not! I'’m not going!

- [scoffs] Come on, Madd!

It'’ll be fun!

Road trip! Whoo!

- The average humidity in the Everglades is . %.

- Why do you know that?

- I know the humidity everywhere in Florida

because of what it does to my hair.

Not good things.

- Oh, come on, you hair can never look bad.

Even if you didn'’t have hair, you'’d still look amazing.

- Aww!

Proxy, that'’s so sweet.

- Come on, Madd, we need you.

If something goes wrong, you'’re the only one

that can fix it.

- Keep going.

- And wild marsh safari high fashion

is in right now!

Think of all the great new outfits

you could get for the trip!

- I do look fabulous in all shades of green.

- Okay, I'’m in. - [chuckles]

- I better go pack my entire hair care closet.

Bye, Proxy. [blows kiss]

- So what time are we leaving?

- Mmm, we close at : tonight, like always.

- No, for the Everglades. The biology field trip?

- You were-- you heard--

never mind. No, no!

- Okay, fine.

I'’m sure when I tell Mom and Dad

it'’s not actually a field trip,

they'’ll totally still let you go.



- Say "road trip!"

- Road trip.

- Hey, guys. - '’Sup?

- You ready? - Yeah.

Sure you know how to drive this thing?

- This rig? No problem.

DIEGO: [chuckles]

- This is Miss Information ready to roll out

on a "biology field trip" to the Everglades.

With all the Sharks and the Panthers present,

fights will be had, drama will ensue,

and yours truly

will be right in the middle of it all.

- No, please.



- Oh, Dad, I thought you left for your business trip already.

- I'’m taking off now.

And apparently so are you.

- Yeah, biology field trip.

- That human school of yours just takes you on trips

without telling the parents?

- Your secretary signed the permission slip,

like she always does.

- Well, just make sure you don'’t neglect

your other responsibilities.

- I won'’t.

- And no driving any of my cars.

- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

- You always say you got it,

yet somehow you find a way to prove you don'’t.

- [sighs]

I need some help while I'’m home alone,

so please restore all of my clones.

Junior, you'’re in charge while I'’m away.

- Do the cars need to be waxed?

- Shall we have a look?



Not that one.

Not this one.

This one. - Okay.

I'’ll get the washcloth and the wax.

- No, no, I meant that this is the car I'’m taking

on the road trip.

- Dad said not to take any of the cars.

- Dad also said that you'’re a Novoa.

And this is what Novoas do.

[rock music]



- So we'’re riding in a mobile home?

- Mm-hmm. - Is it the kind

that'’s like a house on wheels?

- No, it'’s Diego'’s family RV.

He said it'’s large and luxurious

with all the modern amenities anyone could ask f--

DIEGO: Whoo!

[instrumental music]



- We are not seriously road tripping in this thing.

- Not to worry, I can just cast a spell and spruce it right up.

- Ooh! Can you add an indoor pool

so we can train on the way?

- Sure! As liberator of the Council

and most valuable advisor to the Chosen One,

I can do whatever I want.

- Hidy-ho, road trippers!

- Oh, wow, you really did pack light.

I'’m impressed.

- Of course. You told me only the essentials.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We don'’t have room for all of those.

- Duh, I'’ll just make room by, you know...

- No.

Gigi'’s gonna be with us this weekend,

so no magic around her, okay?

- Then you'’re just gonna have to find room for my stuff.

Whew, I'’m turning the A/C on stat.

I want it to be down to . degrees when we take off.

- Uh, yeah.

The A/C doesn'’t work.

- So I'’ll just fix it.

- Fine, just--

Just make sure she'’s not in there when you...

- Last one in the RV owes me the first

road trip confessional!

- Looks like it'’s no A/C for now.

- What? But--but my hair!

- No spells around Gigi, okay?

- [scoffs]

You heard him, Panthers.

Keep that little gossip away from me all weekend.

Got it? BOTH: Got it.

Good. [chuckles]

Hurry up and pack the stuff in there.



- Where'’s your dad?

I thought we were getting dropped off at Maddie'’s.

- Jax texted and said there'’s a change of plans.

He'’s coming to pick us up.

- In what?

I'’m not getting in his motorcycle

unless I'’m driving it.

- He'’s here.

[horn honking]

- Whoa! What make and model is this?

I don'’t think I'’ve ever seen it.

- It'’s my dad'’s magic car. It drives itself.

- And he just let you take it?

- Well, he didn'’t say no.

- Jax. - Oh, come on.

If I'’m gonna have to go on this escapade

to find my girlfriend'’s ex-boyfriend,

I'’m traveling in style.

- All right. - Get in.

- Yes! Shotgun!

- No.

[car starting up]

Seat belts?

- [sighs]

[horn honking]

- They get to ride down in that?

- Uh, yeah!

Really makes you rethink being a Panther, huh?

- No! No!

- Is that...

[sniffing]

Is that pickles?

- No.

It'’s sauerkraut!

- I'’m making Polish sausages. - Yes!

- No!

[upbeat music]



- Well, this caravan'’s leaving. Follow us.



[upbeat rock music]



- Uh, do you see them?

- No.

Wait, wait.

Nah.

- I'’m not getting any service.

- Yeah, me neither.

Hey, can'’t you just, you know, cast a spell

to boost the cell service or something?

- I could, but that'’s extremely dangerous.

Anything to do with high voltage and magic,

I could get electrocuted.

- It'’s a small price to pay!

- They'’re taking way too long.

- It'’s okay, Em, I mean, we'’ll make it down there.

- But every second wasted is another second closer

to Daniel disappearing.

I--

I can barely remember what instrument he played,

the songs he wrote me.

This can'’t be happening.

- It'’s okay.

I'’ll go check again to see if they'’re coming.

- Oh, hey, if you see a cell tower,

you know what to do.

- Where could they be?

[instrumental music]



- [sighs] Nothing.

[all sigh]

I saw a gas station about a half a mile back.

I'’m gonna go get some help.

Don'’t go anywhere.

- We won'’t.

- You said this RV was in tip-top shape.

- Well, it is, as long as you don'’t turn on the--

the heat or the radio or the A/C.

Which I told you not to do, so...

- Well, I mean, I had to.

We were boiling like poached eggs in there.

- All right, don'’t worry, Maddie, okay?

I can fix this.

- You don'’t know anything about cars.

- Yes, I do.

I know that the problem is probably

in the transmission...

or maybe the pistons, or...

the carburetor.

Yeah, it'’s definitely in the carburetor.

- Great. [chuckles]

Then fix it.

- I will.

I just need to find it first.

[animal growls] - [gasps]

What was that? - I don'’t know.

I mean, we are in the Everglades.

- Hurry! - Okay, I'’m trying!

- Just let me cast a spell and find it.

- No! Gigi'’s here!

- [scoffs]

Panthers!

Watch Gigi, make sure she doesn'’t come out here

or look out that window.

- On it.

- No signal!

No signal...

what are you doing?

- You can'’t go over there.

- Why not?

- Because the sunlight

coming through the windshield...

has magnifying light beams that'’ll fry your phone.

- Then I'’ll just go outside.

- No!

I'’m in the middle of working out.

Resistance training, great for the biceps.

[grunting]



- This RV needs some extra power,

help Diego find the cauliflower.

Oh! You found it!

- Not the cauliflower,

the carburetor.

- Ooh, cauliflower!

Nature'’s desert.

- Oh! Ugh!

- Are we there yet? This place creeps me out.

[animal growls] - [gasps]

What was that?

- Oh, just my stomach.

Road tripping makes me hungry.

[animal growls, girls shriek]



Not me.



[animal growling, girls screaming]



- Proxy?

- Don'’t worry, Maddie. I got this.

[upbeat pop music]

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