07x33 - One Editor Is Enough/The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

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Warning Purple,Sign: Shachi's request: Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!!

Sha: Excuse me.

Sha: Sensei, my bowel volvulus is acting up again. Can I get some rest on the bed here?

Dr: Shachi-san, just how many times are you going to get your bowels in a bunch?

Dr: This infirmary doesn't exist for inmates to nap, you know.

Sha: No, it really does feel like they've twisted three and a half times over.

Sha: My bowels have turned into a bowknot, and the pain is making me bawl.

Dr: You just want to say "bowel" over and over, don't you?

Sha: Ouch!

Sha: Ow, ow, ow! It hurts!

Dr: Sheesh.

Dr: I'll throw you out if I find that you're faking it, okay?

Sha: All right!

Sha: I'm gonna stay up all night and finish this manuscript!

Sha: I have to get it done by the manga award entry deadline tomorrow!

Sha: Here I can focus without worrying about the guards.

Sha: Bro, let's grab hold of our dreams this time for sure!

Sha: sh**t!

Sha: I dozed off!

Sha: Huh? Where's my manuscript?

Sha: Y-You've got it wrong.

Sha: That's—

Dr: Yeah, I guess reading something this hilarious could definitely twist up your guts.

Sha: S-Sensei...

Title: One Editor Is Enough

Visiting,Sign: Visiting Room

Gin: "Hot for Sensei"?

Gin: What, so you want to turn it into a rom-com manga

Gin: about forbidden love between teacher and student?

Gin: That's so stale.

Gin: Even prehistoric rom-coms don't go down that route.

Gin: Instead of that, focus on the story

Gin: about the pajama-wearing daughter of a mafia boss

Gin: getting it on daily with the son of a hokage

Gin: whose private parts are rubber and thus doesn't need to use rubbers.

Sha: I'm talking about myself, not the manga.

Gin: Huh?

Sha: There's a doctor, Narutaki-sensei, in this prison's infirmary.

Sha: A while back, she read my manga and found it so hilarious, she was laughing.

Sha: Since then, I've visited her frequently to show her my manga,

Sha: and seeing her laugh gives me this tight feeling in my chest.

Sha: You know how I am. I've never actually been in love,

Sha: but I wonder if this pain in my chest means I love her...

Gin: Nah, you're probably imagining things.

Sha: Wh-What was that for, Bro?!

Gin: You bumbling moron.

Gin: Is that why the characters in your manga lately

Gin: have all worn glasses,

Gin: or have all been weather ladies?

Sha: The weather ladies were your doing!

Gin: "Is this love,"

Gin: my ass!

Gin: Quit being a sissy and ask her out!

Gin: Start your prison romance already!

Sha: Wait, you're actually rooting for me?

Sha: Why'd you hit me, then?

Gin: This is the perfect chance to do research for rom-com manga.

Sha: But she's a doctor, you know!

Sha: She's way out of my league!

Sha: Besides, I've never asked anyone out.

Gin: You may not be able to deliver smooth pick-up lines,

Gin: but you can compose witty ones.

Gin: In other words, you just have to seduce her using your forte, manga.

Sha: Using manga?

Gin: I'm stuck.

Sha: What's wrong, Gintoki-san?

Gin: Shachiko-sensei...

Gin: I'm having trouble with the storyboard, you see.

Sha: My, that's not good.

Gin: Could you take a look for me?

Sha: Let's see.

Speech,Sign: I want to take you out, Sensei.

Gin: This line is finalized,

Gin: but I can't come up with a good one here.

Gin: If this were you, Shachiko-sensei, how would you answer?

Sha: "Yes," I guess?

Sha: Bro! I said "yes" without thinking!

Gin: Right?

Gin: Only a mangaka could ask someone out this way, right?

Sha: In that case, there's no time to waste!

Sha: I have manga to draw!

Sha: Just you wait, Bro!

Sha: I'll definitely be back with good news!

Title,Sign: Sensei and Me {\fs }Akurogi Musai

Sen: What am I gonna do with you? You're always getting into fights.

Sen: This is an infirmary, not a field hospital.

Sen: Got that, my little soldier?

Sen: But I wish the students on my fencing team were that determined.

C: I didn't get into a fight.

Sen: Huh?

C: I cut myself with a pointed object.

Sen: Why would you do something like that?

C: There was something I wanted to tell you.

C: I want to take you out, Sensei!

Sen: Bring it on.

Sen: Welcome to the fencing team,

Sen: Chosokabe-kun.

Gin: I see.

Gin: So he's going to join the fencing team, huh?

Sha: Bro...

Sha: How did it come to this?

Take Out,Sign: Take out on a date

Take Out,Sign: Take out physically

Gin: She must've misinterpreted the "take out."

Sha: But this isn't a sports manga!

Sha: The protagonist isn't named Chosokabe!

Gin: I don't know about Chosokabe,

Gin: but man, this is what you get for making her the fencing team's advisor.

Gin: And needless lines like "I cut myself with a pointed object"

Gin: made her recognize Chosokabe's fencing skills.

Gin: Why is this manga character a sensei too, anyway?

Gin: With this, even if you asked her out,

Gin: how could she tell if you're saying it to this sensei

Gin: or to the actual sensei?

Sha: Which sensei are you talking about?

Gin: That sensei.

Sha: Which sensei is that sensei?

Gin: Which sensei is the sensei you're talking about?

Sha: What do I do, Bro?

Sha: Sensei said she can't wait to read more.

Gin: Which sensei are you talking about?

Sha: That sensei.

Gin: You know what to do.

Gin: He'll have to join the fencing team and ask her out once again.

Sha: But I don't know much about fencing.

Sha: And the protagonist's name isn't Chosokabe.

Gin: Just let the Chosokabe thing go already.

Gin: Let's go with Chosokabe.

Visiting,Sign: Visiting Room

Gin: Wrap up the fencing thing quickly and somehow ask her out once again.

Page,Sign: Sensei and Me

Page,Sign: {\fs }Chapter

Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai

C: It's no good! I don't have any talent for fencing!

C: I can't take this anymore!

C: I even went from Chosokabe to Mikoshiba because my parents divorced!

Sen: Cheer up. I'm rooting for you.

C: Sensei, those aren't the words I want to hear!

C: Go out with me, Sensei.

Sen: "Go out with me, Sensei."

Sen: Happy now?

Sen: Now get back to practice, Chosokabe-kun.

Sha: That's not what I meant!

Sha: She thought "Go out with me, Sensei" were the words he wanted to hear!

Sha: And she refuses to let him quit the fencing team!

Sha: Also, he said his parents got divorced,

Sha: so why does she insist on calling him Chosokabe?

Gin: I told you, just let the Chosokabe thing go already.

Gin: You know what?

Gin: Sensei's speech bubbles are too large.

Gin: It's because you leave so much space that she can put in these needless lines.

Gin: At this point,

Gin: you should make the bubble so tiny that only "yes" will fit.

Sha: Oh, I get it.

Page ,Sign: Sensei and Me

Page ,Sign: {\fs }Chapter

Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai

C: I understand, Sensei.

C: I'll do my best at fencing.

C: Goodbye!

C: I'm sorry, Sensei.

C: My body gan't hamdle fenjing anymore...

C: No madder what anyone says, no madder how I sdruggle,

C: my body gan never hamdle fenjing.

Sen: You've done enough.

Sen: You did your best.

Sen: I won't tell you to fence anymore.

Sen: I'll never call you Chosokabe again,

Sen: so please...

C: Th-Thank goodness...

C: Can I ask you for one last thing?

C: Please go out with me, Sensei.

Sen: *s*ab*

C: S-Sensei!

M: Hmph. You are weak.

M: That is why you fail to protect the ones you love.

C: D-Dad!

M: You have no right to call yourself a Mikoshiba when you can't even fence!

M: Rest in peace in a Chosokabe grave!

Sen: Mikoshiba Yu.

Sen: One of the Fencing Elite Four.

Sen: Unable to cope with marrying into the Chosokabe family, he decided to get a divorce.

Gin: Well, it is standard practice to insert an enemy here.

Gin: She's good, that Sensei.

Sha: Don't be impressed!

Sha: This is something there's no going back from!

Sha: Sensei's gone, so he can't ask her out.

Sha: And he can't even take back the Mikoshiba name

Sha: because he's incapable of fencing now!

Sha: It's all over!

Gin: Don't give up until the bitter end!

Gin: There's gotta be something...

Gin: There's gotta be a way!

Page ,Sign: Sensei and Me

Page ,Sign: Chapter

Page Bottom,Sign: Akurogi Musai

C: You'll pay for this!

C: How dare you do this to Sensei?!

M: I-Impossible!

M: Didn't you say you can't fence anymore?

C: I did say that,

C: but it was fenjing.

C: I'm sorry, Sensei.

C: My body gan't hamdle fenjing anymore...

C: I can handle fencing just fine, though.

M: N-No way! Fenjing?!

M: Then are you saying you're not actually a Chosokabe,

M: but a Mikoshiba?!

C: Can you stop the ultimate fencing move Sensei taught me,

C: the "Go Out With Me, Sensei"?!

M: Then I shall respond with everything in my power!

M: With my ultimate move,

M: "Yes"!

C: Here I come!

C: Go Out With Me, Sensei!

M: Thank you for reading!

M: Look forward to Akurogi-sensei's next work!

Sha: The serialization got cancelled!

Sha: It's no good, after all!

Gin: Not yet!

Gin: We're not done just yet!

End Title,Sign: Sensei and Me

End Author,Sign: Akurogi Musai

End Question,Sign: Go out with me, Narutaki-sensei. - Akurogi

Gin: There's still the afterword!

Dr: "Akurogi-sensei,

Dr: I'm not Narutaki.

Dr: My pen name has changed.

Dr: - Chosokabe."

Sha: Wh-What'd you say, Bro?

Gin: Like I said, it's here.

Gin: Our Jump debut.

Sha: For real?!

Sha: That said, we're only filler.

Sha: Gintaman's taking the week off, so we'll be filling in for it.

Sha: Apparently the mangaka, a gorilla, ran into a forest.

Sha: I-I can't believe it!

Sha: I-I'm not dreaming, right?

Sha: I'm not gonna wake up in front of a guillotine, right?

Sha: However, we only have until early tomorrow morning

Sha: to turn this -page storyboard into a finished manuscript.

Sha: B-By tomorrow?!

Sha: That's absurd!

Gin: I had a feeling this day would come,

Gin: so I gathered them beforehand...

Gin: The greatest team of manga assistants,

Gin: the Akurogi g*ng.

Title: The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

Sha: Bro, how much longer is the Akurogi g*ng gonna take?

Sha: We're running out of time.

Sha: I knew it! It was impossible to sneak them into this prison, wasn't it?

Sha: Damn it!

Sha: What the hell have I been doing with my life?

Sha: God of Manga,

Sha: I don't care if I never get outta here.

Sha: But please, don't take this dream...

Sha: Don't take our dream—

Gin: Give it a rest.

Gin: Your pretty lines are starting to break down,

Gin: Akurogi-sensei.

Sha: B-Bro!

Gin: Sorry to keep you waiting, Shachi.

Gin: With these chosen ones, the greatest team of assistants,

Gin: the manuscript will be done before dawn!

Gin: This is our Akurogi g*ng!

Gin: First, the assistant in charge of screentone:

Gin: the Slasher,

Sign: Takuma of the Short Sword

Gin: Takuma of the Short Sword!

Gin: Sentenced to years!

Gin: Just like all the panties on balconies his long nails have cut,

Gin: there are no tones he can't cut!

Gin: Next, the one in charge of inking and outlining:

Gin: Ango the Jet Black sn*per!

Sign: Ango the Jet Black sn*per

Gin: Sentenced to years!

Gin: Nothing gives him more joy than staining a pure white canvas!

Gin: There are no whites he can't blot out!

Gin: And lastly, the one in charge of panty sh*ts:

Gin: Loincloth Mask the Underwear Thief!

Sign: Loincloth Mask the Underwear Thief

Sha: They're all just panty thieves!

Sha: Wait a second.

Sha: Aren't you all inmates here?!

Sha: Where are the assistants?

Sha: Where is the Akurogi g*ng?!

Gin: I had a hard time finding guys who seemed useful in a prison, you know.

Sha: They're useless!

Sha: Never mind experience as assistants,

Sha: the only thing on their résumés are criminal records!

Sha: They've never drawn manga, have they?

UT: I can draw panties.

SS: I can cut tones of panties.

Want,Sign: I want to stain panties.

Sha: You guys don't want to draw anything but panties, do you?!

Gin: You can put pen to paper for other stuff and not just panties, right?

UT: Of course.

UT: "My long-standing wish to draw panties in Jump has come true.

UT: Instead of fan mail, I'll be waiting for fan panties.

UT: - Musai."

Sha: Who needs assistants to write afterwords?!

Sha: In the end, it's about nothing but panties!

Sha: Everyone will hate us!

SS: Not necessarily.

SS: "Akurogi-kun, my former assistant, has made his Jump debut.

SS: His style of drawing panties left a mark on my heart.

SS: I'll be waiting for more panties.

SS: - Hideaki."

Sha: Don't go rewriting other people's comments!

Sha: And why would you make the Gintama mangaka welcome this?

Sha: He doesn't have any friends!

Looking,Sign: Looking for Friends!! {\fs }Sorachi Hideaki Gintama {\fs }What does he look for in friends? ) Talk to me first. ) Only talk about manga, games, and anime. ) Don't invite me out often. ) Actually, don't invite me out at all. ) Panties.

Sha: What do you mean, looking for friends?!

Sha: A public execution in the style of an assistant classified?!

Sha: Knock it off!

Sha: Forget panties and afterwords!

Sha: We don't have time for this crap!

Gin: We know.

Gin: Shachi, you just focus on inking the characters for now.

Gin: I'll give these guys instructions.

Sha: But...

Gin: I told you, we'll be fine.

Gin: Believe it or not, these guys trained for this.

Sha: Trained?

Gin: Okay. You first, Takkun.

SS: Your wish is my command. I shall cut anything you want.

Sha: He's become good friends with a slasher!

Gin: Apply this tone here.

SS: Piece of cake.

Gin: You haven't forgotten what I taught you, right?

SS: Who do you think I am?

SS: If you apply too much pressure when cutting off the tone,

SS: you risk cutting even the manuscript.

SS: Just like cutting only panties loose from clothespins,

SS: I merely have to cut the tone free

SS: in a gentle-yet-bold manner, right?

Sha: He's already grasped the fundamentals of dealing with tones.

Sha: No, that's not all!

Sha: His crime, the work he did in cutting off only panties,

Sha: was a delicate art resembling dealing with tones in itself!

Sha: Did Bro put him in charge of the tones because he realized that?

Gin: All right. Take care of it.

Sha: Forget dealing with tones, he can't even deal with daily life!

SS: Sharpening my claws for today came back to bite me.

Sha: More importantly, don't come to be my assistant with hands like that!

SS: I apologize.

SS: I'll fix it.

SS: "Sensei picked on me at work, but I'm doing just fine.

SS: I'll be waiting for panties.

SS: - Takkun."

Sha: What are you fixing?!

Sha: An assistant shouldn't be using the afterword to bitch!

Gin: Okay. Next up, An-chan.

Sha: These guys aren't even dressed for assistant work.

Gin: You ink all these areas with x-marks in black.

Gin: That's the way.

Gin: Right, make sure to stay in the lines.

Gin: You've got a knack for this.

Sha: Yeah, there's an x-mark on my face,

Sha: but could you ink the manuscripts instead?

Ango,Sign: Does he not realize that I did it on purpose? Oh, just talking to myself. -Ango

Sha: What's with the spiteful afterword?!

Sha: Your heart is blacker than the manuscript!

SS: "He looked like he was proud of that pun. Kinda infuriating, wasn't it?

SS: -Takkun."

Ango,Sign: And his retorts are too long, lol. Though I didn't bother listening to most of it. - Ango

Sha: Quit using the afterwords to have a conversation!

Ango,UT: Sensei, what should I do? -Loincloth

UT: "Sensei, what should I do?"

Gin: "Well, there aren't any panty sh*ts yet, so add the speech bubbles or something."

Sha: Use your mouth!

Sha: Give him the instructions directly!

SpeechR,Sign: Hiroshi-kun, I love you. - Sachiko

SpeechL,Sign: Sachiko-chan, I love you too. - Hiroshi

Sha: Now even the manga speech bubbles look like afterwords!

Sha: Forget it! Just forget it!

Sha: Forget about inking and tones now!

Sha: Finishing the character and background art so that

Sha: this manga is at least readable is the priority here.

Sha: Let me concentrate.

Gin: Okay, got it.

Gin: Then we'll split up the pages and ink your line art.

Sha: Wait a second, Bro.

Sha: If we make amateurs do that, the lines will be a mess!

Gin: It'll be fine.

Gin: Any idiot can trace over lines, right?

Gin: Listen up, you guys. Make sure to stay in the lines.

Gin: If you can't even manage this simple task,

Gin: you'll be fired on the spot—

Gin: Was there a character like this?

Gin: Was she more realistic?

Gin: No, she might've been deformed, too.

Gin: Wait, before all that, I think there's something missing.

Speech,Sign: Thanks for the hat.

Gin: Oh, it's the hat!

Gin: The heroine receives a hat from the protagonist at the end!

Gin: What was it like?

Gin: What kind of hat did Shachi draw?

Gin: The last four pages, with the heroine wearing the hat, are with them!

Gin: What do I do?

Gin: How's it going?

Gin: You guys are taking this pretty seriously.

UT: I never imagined it'd be this difficult.

UT: This hat in particular is complicated.

Gin: Let me take a look.

Gin: Was the hat like this?

Gin: It's just a pair of panties!

Gin: Or so I'd like to say...

UT: What do you think?

Gin: Come to think of it, I get the feeling the hat looked a lot like panties.

Gin: All right, I guess—

SS: That can't be right.

SS: The heroine would never wear something so vulgar on her head.

Gin: R-Right?

Gin: You know the heroine would never wear something like this!

Gin: Are you stupid?!

Gin: I mean, these are panties—

SS: Frilly panties are what the heroine is wearing.

Gin: It's still a pair of panties!

UT: But I drew it according to the line art.

SS: As did I.

Gin: So it was panties, right?

Gin: Both of them drew panties,

Gin: so it was panties all along, right?

Note,Sign: You two, that's not the problem.

NoteR,Sign: You forgot to stain the panties.

Gin: No, you're the biggest problem here!

Gin: If nothing else, I can tell you're wrong!

SS: Which is the real pair of panties?

Gin: I can tell yours isn't right!

UT: The art will be inconsistent like this.

SS: Oh, Sensei.

SS: What are yours like?

Gin: Huh? Er...

Gin: I, uh...

Gin: I prefer going commando, actually.

UT: We couldn't care less about your filthy underwear.

UT: We meant the heroine's panties.

Gin: She can go commando, too.

Gin: Jump 's all about making readers dream.

SS: You're getting it all wrong.

SS: We want you to show us your panties.

Gin: Why mine?

SS: Quit keeping it from us.

Sha: Crap!

Sha: I was so tired, I dozed off!

Sha: This is the worst!

Sha: What about the manuscript?

Note ,Sign: Did you sleep well? We finished the manuscript, so get some rest. Good work, really. - Akurogi g*ng

Gin: Did you sleep well?

Gin: We finished the manuscript, so get some rest.

Gin: Good work, really.

Gin: -Akurogi g*ng.

Sha: B-Bro...

Sha: Guys...

Sha: Thank you.

ED: Man, I was shocked.

ED: I honestly thought there was no way you could finish in time.

Sha: I owe it all to everyone in the Akurogi g*ng.

ED: It's just...

ED: The first half was great,

ED: but the last four pages

ED: don't show the heroine's face.

Sign: Preview

Shin: Gin-san, when you see a sword, can you tell what kind of person is using it?

Gin: Swords, watches, and cars are status indicators for samurai.

Gin: They tell you a lot.

Kag: What does this sword say, Gin-chan?

Gin: So next episode, we have a swordsmith and one more.

Title: Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot Oil Rain

text r: The other story next episode

text l: focuses on Tama the robot maid.

text r: It's a slightly moist story

text l: about rain and cigarettes.