10x09 - Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You

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10x09 - Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You

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Gintama,OP Card: Gintama

Silver Soul,OP Card: Silver Soul

Title: Silver Soul Arc

Title: Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, so Make Others Do It For You

Warning: Watch the Silver Soul Arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV!!

Tsu: What? Done already?

Tsu: In Yoshiwara, men are disliked if they're either too fast or too slow.

G: No way. Ougai-sama was taken out by such...

Gin: C'mon. Don't tell me you're still calling these guys mere women and children.

Gin: Not all of Earth's women are monstrous gorillas like these!

Gin: We have plenty of better women—

Gin: Wh-Why are you here, anyway?

Tsu: You were right on the money. We're here to ruin the reputation of Earth's women.

Kyu: Never thought the likes of Tsukuyo-dono and I would shoulder the honor of women.

Kag: Don't worry about it. My loli-cuteness can cover for it all.

Gin: You're the one ruining their reputation the most!

Tae: The only people who'd gather in a b*ttlefield even men would run from

Tae: are women, don't you think?

Hin: Looks like it has begun.

Hin: You want to go help them,

Hin: don't you?

Tsu: I'm the Courtesan of Death, guardian of Yoshiwara.

Hin: Tsukuyo, it's okay for you to give off your own dazzling light now.

Sei: Tsukuyo-nee.

Sei: Go on.

Sei: We'll protect Mom and Yoshiwara, I promise!

Hin: This time,

Hin: it's the sun's turn to keep watch while the moon is away.

Hin: Go illuminate their path with the light they gave us.

Hin: She's such a handful.

Hin: If we don't give her a million and one reasons,

Hin: she won't even go see the man she fell for.

Hin: "The world doesn't matter. I just want to die by your side."

Hin: Isn't that reason enough?

G: Scatter! Don't bunch up in the alley!

Tsu: Running away? Some men you are!

Kyu: Don't you have it in you to avenge your leader?!

Tsu: Run from it as we might, we're still women in the end, huh?

Kyu: Nothing wrong with that.

Kyu: I now feel,

Kyu: for the first time,

Kyu: that being born a girl wasn't so bad.

Tsu: I see.

Tsu: Wanna hit up a boutique once this w*r is over, then?

Kyu: Nah. I'd rather get pancakes.

Tsu: K...

Tsu: Kyubei!

Oug: I never thought I'd run into someone who could break my horn again.

Shin: No!

Oug: But...

Oug: You couldn't cr*ck my skull, huh?

Sot: You're having an awfully hard time dealing with these apes.

Sot: Can't you fight using your head a little?

Shin: Sis!

Oug: Sotatsu...

Oug: You struck while we were engaged with the enemy?

Oug: You conniving thief!

Sot: Our primary goal

Sot: is to restore the comms affected by that virus cannon.

Sot: Earthlings, offer up the creator of the virus cannon.

Sot: If you don't,

Sot: these women are all dead.

Shin: D-Don't!

Oto: Here.

Oto: The mastermind's right here.

Tae: Otose-san! Gengai-san!

Oto: This geezer here is Edo's finest inventor, the one who sank your ships.

Oto: And this gran here is the one who organized the whole thing.

Gen: I built that machine to protect the people of Edo.

Gen: If people d*ed to keep it safe, we'd be mistaking the means for the end.

Oto: There you have it.

Oto: Take us to hell or wherever.

Oto: You guys did well,

Oto: but this is as far as we go.

Hold it!

Why're you tryin' to hog all the glory?

The one who built that virus cannon

was me, Doctor Kurogoma Katsuo!

I went through so much to build that thing! Ain't that right, assistants?

G: Yes, bos—I mean, Doctor! It must've been hell!
Which parts? Give 'em the details on which parts exactly were hell!

G: L-Like all the addition and subtraction. That was hell.

Are you stupid? Like you could build somethin' like that with just that!

We also used multiplication!

The sevens table was the hardest!

Sot: What's going on here? Didn't the geezer build that—

No matter how many times we did it, seven times eight always came out to sixty-eight!

Kyo: Machines are just like women.

G: But it's sixty-four!

Kyo: Unless they're handled with care, they'll break down immediately.

What? Really?

Kyo: No chimpanzee or crude geezer could build that thing.

Kyo: But my, Doctor Kyoshiro's, wiles make both contraptions and women a piece of cake.

Yer face is the only contraption here, you monster of plastic surgery!

Kyo: If you want to take someone, take me.

Kyo: But I won't be held accountable should your planet's women become slaves to my virus.

Shut it! I've got a ton of viruses myself!

Kyo: Yours are just STDs.

Who're you sayin' has crotch rot?!

G: Bro! Nobody specified crotch rot!

Sign: Indeed.

HB: Indeed.

Sign: All men

HB: All men

Sign: may be doctors with virus cannons in their crotches.

HB: may be doctors with virus cannons in their crotches.

Haj: No way that's right! There's a limit to "forced," bro!

HB: If you must take someone, take this Doctor Hardboiled with you.

HB: And let me research crossbreeding on your planet.

You've got yer priorities all mixed up!

Kyo: No. I shall go and represent Earth in slaying a thousand.

You, too?! Fine, I'll get in on it!

HB: No, I'm more than enough.

Sot: Knock it off! Who's the real inventor?

Cat: Me!

G: Me!

Oto: You all...

Cat: If you want to take anyone, take all of us.

Cat: The ones who built that and tried to protect this town...

All: It was all of us!

Sot: So that's your answer?

Sot: If anyone's going to die, you're all prepared to die here with them?

Sot: But there's no need for that.

Sot: The only people who need to die is everyone but the geezer!

Shin: Sis!

Sot: I never had any intention of cutting a deal with people whose days are numbered.

Sot: The only ones we deal with are the Liberation Army.

Oto: Agreed.

Oto: I don't plan on cutting a deal with people whose days are numbered, either.

Oto: The ones we're dealing with

Oto: are over here.

Oto: Took you long enough.

Oto: Buying time isn't easy, you know?

Tae: Shin-chan...

Shin: What's going on?

Chin: Thank goodness.

Chin: Looks like we made it in time.

Chin: Good work keeping watch while we were away.

Chin: You did well to hold out.

Chin: But everything will be all right now.

Sot: Who goes there?

Jir: 'Tis an honor.

Jir: I was born and raised in the Kabuki District of Edo.

Jir: I left on a long journey of atonement,

Jir: but unable to forget my hometown or the promise I made with my friend,

Jir: I have returned red-faced.

Jir: I am...

Jir: Terada Tatsugoro's friend and the Kabuki District's guardian.

Jir: Doromizu Jirocho's the name.

Chin: Residents of the Kabuki District,

Chin: the boss of this town has returned.

Chin: I'm back, Bro!

Shin: Pirako-san!

Sot: Laughable.

Sot: You were buying time while your women were taken hostage

Sot: for a broken-down old man like this?

Jir: I don't know how it works on your planet,

Jir: but over here, it ain't easy for men to call themselves that.

Jir: Just take a look at the women here.

Jir: The planet's about to be destroyed, but instead of running or hiding,

Jir: they've all got bold looks on their faces

Jir: and are standing their ground with their heads held high.

Jir: That's why the men of this town always get ridiculed as cowards.

Sot: att*ck.

Jir: And that's why

Jir: we men howl about our chivalry until the day we die!

Let's roll, cowards of Kabuki District!

This is our time to show off our manliness!

Jir: Kid.

Jir: The same trick won't work twice on samurai.

Jir: We...

Jir: We remember.

Jir: We remember how you k*ll.

Gin: Here I thought you'd gone senile and come back to make another move on the gran.

Jir: I did come back for a woman, but a different one this time.

Gin: Gee, what a playboy.

Gin: What kinda monster is it this—

Chin: Bro!

Jir: Fine lass, ain't she?

Shin: Pirako-san!

Jir: When she heard the Liberation Army was approaching the town,

Kag: Cun Pirako!

Chin: It's been too long.

Jir: she insisted on coming back.

Chin: What are you saying?

Chin: You were walking so fast yourself, I had a hard time keeping up.

Jir: You were just too slow.

Chin: You were too fast.

Jir: You were too slow.

Chin: You were too fast!

Jir: You were too slow.

Chin: But you really were too fast...

Jir: Y-Yeah, I was going too fast. I was going at Mach speed.

Jir: Want some candy?

Shin: Jirocho-san?!

Kag: The diarrhea geezer got wrapped around his daughter's finger while they were away.

Jir: Don't be stupid! I'm the Great...

Chin: Jirochon. Call him that.

Chin: That's what I've been calling him lately.

Jir: Don't mention that in public—

Chin: He yelled at me...

Jir: I'm not mad. Jirochon's perfectly all right with it.

Jir: Oh, want a steamed bun, Pirarin?

Shin: You call her Pirarin?!

Sot: I see. You're the ones who k*lled Kada of the Harusame?

Sot: I'd heard her entire group got wiped out on Earth.

Sot: Being able to avenge one of my own here is a pleasant surprise.

Jir: Stand back, Pirarin.

Chin: No, Jirochon. This one is mine.

Chin: I am Doromizu Pirako.

Chin: I'll stake this name my brothers helped me obtain and uphold my hometown's honor.

Shin: Pirako-san...

Jir: That so? I won't stop you, then.

Jir: Listen up, you louts! If you lay one finger on this girl,

Jir: I'll k*ll you dead.

Gin: Why me?!

Gin: The enemy's over there! What kinda honor are you trying to uphold?!

Gin: My daughter's taken a liking to some loser, so I'm going to k*ll him dead.

Gin: Quit it with that pinpoint sense of honor and justice!

Jir: That said...

Jir: Allow me to express my gratitude.

Jir: Thank you for fighting.

Jir: Thank you for protecting everything.

Jir: Thank you for staying alive.

Jir: Tatsugoro, your spirit still lives strong in this town.

Jir: The Kabuki District is still the same old town you loved.

Jir: Please watch over them...

Jir: The people who've inherited this town, and the path they take.

Cat: This way, Otose-san!

Oto: Sheesh.

Oto: Why is the gangster grandpa having the most fun raising hell?

Oto: Actually, that's how you've always been.

Oto: All my memories of you involve you fighting someone or another.

Oto: You swung your fists around like it was your way of saying hello.

Oto: Yes, it was the same that time, too.

Ttgr: So you're Jirocho?

Ttgr: I heard you were an honorable man who upheld the order of this town even as yakuza,

Ttgr: but you should discipline your underlings better.

Oto: You've got it wrong about these guys, sir.

Oto: Lately, more hoodlums have started using Jirocho's name to boss people around.

Ttgr: Oh, is that so?

Jir: I was thinking it was high time I taught these punks a lesson...

Jir: But I feel like fighting someone on the straight and narrow today.

Jir: Care to join me?

Oto: You punched, got punched, hit each other with everything you had,

Oto: and hurt each other.

Oto: But while watching you, I eventually learned

Oto: that conversing with your fists came more naturally to you two.

Ttgr: Looks like she's gonna open up a place soon.

Jir: Really? What kinda place will it be?

Ttgr: Don't play dumb, Jirocho.

Ttgr: Running a place where people could cast aside their status and drink as fools

Ttgr: has always been her dream.

Ttgr: The reason she found it so easy to find a place and raise money

Ttgr: was because you laid the groundwork behind the scenes, right?

Jir: I wouldn't dare be so thoughtless.

Ttgr: She did it all herself.

Ttgr: I'll leave it at that, then.

Ttgr: But things will get harder from now on.

Ttgr: You know this town ain't easy to live in without anyone supporting you.

Ttgr: Say, Jirocho.

Ttgr: Don't you think it's about time you told her...

Ttgr: Where'd that come from? Was there a fly on my face?

Jir: Are you trying to let another guy have the woman you fell for? A gangster, no less?

Ttgr: I said it 'cause I figured you were a man who'd quit for the woman he loves.

Jir: We're just old friends who can't get rid of each other.

Ttgr: And a lot of married couples tend to be that.

Ttgr: Besides, living life alone and as I please suits me more.

Ttgr: On the other hand, you're used to having a family.

Ttgr: Aren't you, godfather?

Jir: Looks like we both know that we're cowards who can't make a woman happy.

Jir: But we both believe the coward in front of us is the only one who can be her support.

Jir: Only one way to settle this!

Ttgr: With our fists!

Jir: If I win, you'll woo her, Tatsugoro!

Ttgr: We're both trying to pass her off? There won't be any wooing if she finds out.

Ttgr: But...

Ttgr: I can't wait to see you try and woo her!

Jir: You think you've already won?

Ttgr: The battle was decided the day we met!

Jir: How many years ago do you think that was?!

Jir: I can't afford to lose to you.

Jir: Because I noticed.

Jir: I've been right by her side and watching her forever,

Jir: so I couldn't help but realize.

Jir: Once you open up shop, can I come get a drink?

Jir: If it's a place where both gangsters and cops can drink as fools,

Jir: it'll welcome even the guy who b*at up the man the owner loves, right?

Oto: Of course.

Oto: After all, you're the biggest fool in Japan.

Gin: Run for it!

Sot: Futile.

Sot: This area's already under our control.

Sot: You're rats who jumped into a trap on your own.

Now, old man!

Show 'em what the boss of the Kabuki District can do!

Sign: To Be Continued

Preview,Sign: Preview

Gin: Keep running forward until you can't see any enemies up ahead!

Jir: I've gotten in on quite the gamble.

Hed: Just your friendly neighborhood florist.

Title: Silver Soul Arc

Title: Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

TextR: The back-and-forth battle of the Kabuki District

TextL: reaches its closing stages!

TextR: All kinds of people

TextL: show up again!
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