02x12 - Castle Sweet Castle

[bunniefuu]

Okay, that's eight. Eight grapes.

I got nine in there. I win. Grape champ!

Guys, let's just chew the grapes.
Chew and swallow.

Hang on, Dad. You didn't win yet, Molly.
I can fit one more in.

[Paige] Ugh.

Hello. Hi, everybody.

Guess who got stuck in the basement again
'cause the door got jammed again.

Oh, no. Sorry, honey. We didn't hear you.

Yeah. We were very, very busy.

- What?
- I said we were very, very [spits] busy.

Also, guess whose knuckles
got scraped again

'cause the stairs to the basement

are too narrow
to carry a laundry basket up.

[spits] I feel like the answer is you
because the last answer was you.

Unless it's a trick question.
I'm going with Dad.

We should probably get that door fixed.
I spent a whole night there once.

Or maybe we move
the washing machine up here

and never have to go
into the basement again.

So we just leave it to that raccoon ghost
that I'm pretty sure lives there?

But how's he gonna wash his clothes?

Moving the washing machine upstairs
is actually a pretty good idea.

We should make a list of things
to do around the house.

Wait. We did make a list
when we first moved in.

Oh, yeah, the list.
I haven't thought about that in forever.

I think I stashed it
in this bookshelf somewhere.

- What's the list?
- It was a bunch of stuff

we wanted to do to make this place
more homey, castle homey.

You mean like a ball pit?
I'm assuming it's on the list.

- Here it is. [whispers] The list.
- [whispers] The list.

Adding "move washing machine
upstairs." Okay, it's already on there.

- It's already on there?
- Yep. Number one on the list.

- We forgot number one?
- That's a good sign, right?

I mean, in our defense,
we started this list

when we were deciding whether I
was gonna take this park manager job

and move in.

Hmm, that's weird.
I'm not seeing ball pit.

Ugh, we had so many ideas for this place.

And we were so excited we could finally
move from an apartment into a house.

I mean, a really old house

that might've been full of horse bones
at one point, but a house.

[music playing]

♪ There's a couple of cracks
In the ceiling ♪

♪ But the charming aesthetic's appealing ♪

♪ I like the way it's all by itself
Safely tucked away all on its own ♪

♪ It's a place with a past
Worth preserving ♪

♪ The next family should be as deserving ♪

♪ Maybe we could be that family ♪

♪ And show it all the love
It ought to know ♪

♪ No more climbing up apartment stairs ♪

♪ We'd have our own two floors ♪

♪ Evenings breathing in the fresher air ♪

♪ You'll put in a tire swing ♪

Who will? Me?

[both] ♪ This could be potentially great ♪

♪ But should we get our hopes up? ♪

♪ The hopes of
Living here with you ♪

[both] ♪ With a few improvements
Sounds maybe potentially great ♪

[Owen]
♪ Cooking dinner and dancing to records ♪

♪ Family game nights with
Twister and checkers ♪

♪ I'm writing down all the pros and cons ♪

♪ We could have a wing all to ourselves ♪

[both] ♪ Could be noisy
When tourists are touring ♪

♪ If that's the case
Life won't ever be boring ♪

♪ The grandest view of the turtleheads ♪

♪ Can you believe
These gorgeous built-in shelves? ♪

♪ Suddenly I feel it on the breeze ♪

♪ Goose pimples on my arms ♪

♪ I can sense a family moving near
Destiny's calling ♪

[all] ♪ Oh, this could be
Potentially great ♪

[Owen, Paige] ♪ We'll show the house
We're worthy ♪

♪ Oh, hurry up and make the move
When your stars align with mine, it... ♪

[Owen, Paige, Birdie]
♪ Could be potentially great ♪

♪ Where's a place that
I never imagined we'd live? ♪

♪ Central Park ♪

♪ Where's a house that could hold
All the love we can give? ♪

[whispers] ♪ Central Park ♪

♪ With the hint of a grin
See our story begin ♪

♪ On the wings and the strings
Of a violin ♪

♪ Plus, where else can
Your son and daughter ♪

- ♪ Splash in dirty hot dog water? ♪
- [female chorus] ♪ Aah ♪

[chorus, Birdie] ♪ There's nowhere else ♪

[Owen, Paige, Birdie]
♪ This could be potentially great ♪

[Owen, Paige]
♪ What if we had a firepit? ♪

♪ A firepit ♪

- ♪ Heck yeah to a hope chest ♪
- [Owen, Paige] ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ And yes, I agree that the washer
Should be somewhere else ♪

[Owen, Paige, Birdie]
♪ This could be potentially great ♪

- ♪ I think I've got my hopes up ♪
- [Birdie] ♪ The hopes of... ♪

[Owen, Paige]
♪ Living any life right here with you ♪

- ♪ I'll be there too ♪
- ♪ Right here with you ♪

♪ Just out of view ♪

♪ Right here with you
Is more than potentially great ♪

- ♪ Central Park ♪
- [female chorus] ♪ Aah ♪

So, you never did get around to
any of this stuff, huh?

- Nope.
- Turns out doing stuff is very hard,

especially if you have kids.

I don't wanna blame it on you guys,

but it's kind of mostly your fault.

But it's not too late. Starting now,

we're not just gonna put stuff
on the list,

we're gonna do stuff on the list.

- Yeah.
- And we're starting with number one.

- You hear that, washing machine?
- You're getting moved, punk.

I don't wanna interrupt you guys
shouting at the washing machine,

but what does
"cool guitar-playing zone" mean?

Oh, yeah. That was gonna be
where I played the guitar that I bought.

It was gonna be a pretty cool zone,
but I never learned how to play,

so now it's just
a cool guitar storage zone.

So does that mean
there's a guitar down here?

- It does.
- Ooh, I wanna find it.

I'm gonna find it first.

Well, whoever doesn't find my guitar
can have my kazoo. It's also down here.

No, sweetie, we threw that away.

Oh, right, right.
You saved me from myself.

Well, should we unplug the washer,
start lugging it upstairs?

- Is that how this works?
- Kind of, but also, no, it's not.

This house is a historic landmark.

So before we do anything, we just have to
call the Landmarks Preservation Bureau

and tell them about our plans.

Mmm, I love when you talk process.

Thanks. I miss that kazoo.

I did it. Out of the house before noon.
Skin tag removal, here I come.

I'm not overreacting, am I?
This thing is too big, right?

It's like I work for two people.

Jarvis, aren't you forgetting something?
Like, oh, I don't know, my freaking car!

I'm so sorry, Ms. Brandenham,
but the Rolls-Royce won't start.

- Oh, God. Please don't fire me.
- We've done this tango for years, Jarvis.

You say it's broken, then you fix my car,
and then we go back to not talking.

I'm afraid it's worse this time.

She's making sounds
I've never heard before,

like [imitates whirring]
and [imitates clicking].

Bitsy, I can just hail us a taxi.

Oh, a taxi. What about a rickshaw?
Or we could share a roller skate.

Why don't we stop by
a Payless shoe store while we're at it?

I go nowhere without my Rolls.

- Just fix it!
- Yes, ma'am.

Ugh. Looks like Andre Tagassi lives
to see another day.

Great. That's great. Thanks. Great.
Talk to you soon.

- Sounds like that went great.
- It did not.

The Landmarks Preservation Bureau
said they have to approve

any changes we wanna make to the castle
in person.

All right. One little obstacle.
That's fine.

And you know what
that phone call you just made means?

It means we're doing it. It's happening.

One small step for man,
one giant leap for our washer.

Yeah, they were actually surprised
we'd never called them before.

They were like, "So you seriously
have never tried to fix up your house

in any way since you moved in?"
And I was like,

"Okay, you don't have to
say it like that."

Well, he doesn't know
how much we've changed

in the last several hours.

That bureau person is gonna get here,
look at our plans, and be like,

"Paige and Owen,
this house is so lucky to have you."

Yep. And then we'll get our permit,
and the washing machine will get

a one-way ticket to upstairs-ville.

We should probably get a pen
so we can start crossing

all the things we're gonna do
off the list.

Yeah. Good idea.
We should have more than one pen.

Put that on the list. More pens.

[singsong] Look who found the guitar
before Cole

and plays it really well.

[singsong] I can also play it really well.

You have special,
musically-gifted children.

Should we hide the guitar maybe?
Or break it?

You guys know the guitar is
a thing you have to learn, right?

Maybe we could find someone
to teach you kids.

♪ I wonder who could possibly
Help them with that? ♪

- Doesn't Elwood play guitar?
- Nope, don't think so.

Oh, right. Elwood is perfect.

- [groans]
- He's such a good player.

Hello?

Maybe the best musician I know personally.

[clears throat] It's cool. I'm jealous.
I mean, I'm not... I'm not jealous.

That's crazy. [chuckles]

What the hell? What did you do, Jarvis?
Give my car an enema?

I'm sorry, Ms. Brandenham.
I'm afraid your car is not well.

[sobbing] It should've been me.

Hmm, well, it might be time
to upgrade, Bitsy.

It's so old, the map
in the glove compartment

calls everything west of Louisiana
"Spanish territory."

[growls]

I don't think she's happy.
Maybe move that wrench out of her reach.

Why is Bitsy so attached to that car?

Why don't we Rolls back the clock,
if you will,

to the summer Bitsy's father
taught her how to drive.

It was the most one-on-one time
she'd ever spent with her dad.

Seat belts are for cowards.

Everything is a parking spot
if you park there.

Never go under 40 miles an hour.

[Birdie] He also gave her some
life advice. I think it was advice.

Don't tip, ever.

And call everyone "chief." They love it.

Taxes are like games.
You have to cheat to win.

Driving is like negotiating.
You should do it fast, tipsy

and make everyone feel
like they're gonna die.

[slurring] Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep.

- [snores]
- [Birdie] Bitsy loved every minute of it.

Not that she would ever tell her dad that
because he would probably say

something like,
"Ew. Don't be such a girlie, ya girl."

I know the car reminds you
of your super great,

not-at-all-narcissistic father,

but what if we test-drive
a car that can actually go places?

What are you, a car scientist?
[groans] Fine.

Jarvis, you failed me.
I hope you're happy.

I'm not. Unless you want me to be.
Do you want me to be?

Whatever you need, Ms. Brandenham.

Hey, before we start our lesson,
I just wanna say good luck.

Also, don't be mad when
I'm way better than you at guitar.

It's just that I'll probably
pick it up faster,

and I kind of have
the hands of an artist, so.

Well, as the best dancer in the family,

I've got the rhythmical edge.
So consider it to be on.

Sorry I'm late, guys. It's a long story.
I lost track of time.

I guess it wasn't a long story.
Who wants to learn the guitar?

[grumbles]

So let's start by making sure
you're holding the guitar right.

With your arms is a good start.

I mean, legs is fine too
if that works for you.

- You guys just have the one guitar?
- Yep. We're sharing.

I'm using it first 'cause of my potential.

That's okay. Cole, you can use mine.
Meet Rita.

I would love to.

Oh, wow. She likes you.

She doesn't usually
warm up to people that fast.

Oh, it kinda seems like Rita's
just being polite.

Shh. We're bonding.

Okay, this is it.
Landmark Preservation Bureau guy time.

Let's put on your "you're totally
giving us that permit" face.

- Yep. Doing it.
- Ooh, I think that's your

"I just realized
my deodorant's not working" face.

A little less determined. There ya go.

Um, hi?

Does he see us?

- You hear that?
- Uh, excuse me?

Only an original, Gilded Age door
would make a sound like that.

Oh, right. It's so great.
Um, where are you going?

I'm Iggy Martino, your project manager.

Wow, these are the original windowpanes
from 1872. I need a picture. Panes pic!

I can't believe I'm actually
inside this castle.

Do you guys feel that? Do you feel it?

- Um, feel what?
- History.

- Uh-huh. Well, we...
- Shh. Please.

How long do we, uh...

So let's talk about the upgrade.

Shouldn't be a problem
as long as you respect the architecture.

And I'm respecting the heck
outta these full timber beams.

Where have you beam all my life?

This is going great.
He loves our house. He loves us.

I can taste that permit,

and it tastes
like me doing laundry upstairs.

I know. Why did we ever think
doing stuff was hard?

Do you guys mind if I send
these pictures to my fiancée?

I know it's kind of unprofessional,
but we're a couple of castle kooks.

Oh, fiancée? Congrats.

We used to be fiancés,
so we all have a lot in common.

Ugh, you guys must love living here.

Just diving into the adventures
of historical upkeep.

I'm guessing a lot of fun projects
on the weekend, right?

- So much. So much.
- Yep, yep. Every weekend.

Ugh, so jealous. [chuckles]

There are restoration-tunities
everywhere you look.

♪ Oh, if this was mine
I would say that ♪

♪ The walls could use spickle spackle
Refurbished trims of the mantels ♪

♪ Take some years off of that chandelier
Baby, do ya hear me? ♪

♪ You should leave no stone unturned
Deep wash this Goth architecture ♪

♪ It's got the bones, just needs the fur ♪

- Oh, my. That's quite a lot.
- ♪ Yes, but ♪

♪ A fairy tale awaits
So maintain this old place, huh! ♪

♪ Doors and floors, so much more
You just need a few updates ♪

- ♪ Once you give into the love ♪
- I'm giving in.

- ♪ Give into the love ♪
- What's happening?

♪ Give into the magical love of this ♪

[furniture, Iggy] ♪ Restoration ♪

♪ Give some spit shine
To this transom de cockatrice ♪

♪ A pull-chain toilet
That looks just like Socrates ♪

♪ Rust! Hmm, I got a guy
Who retouches this ♪

♪ Less new appliances
More flying buttresses ♪

[sighs] Did we drop the ball
on this legacy?

So much to decorate and embellish.

♪ This could be a treat
Like classic street meats ♪

♪ It just needs the ketchup
The mustard, the relish ♪

♪ Place ain't been sheen
Since 1860-something ♪

- [furniture] ♪ You tell 'em ♪
- ♪ It's a piece of New York history ♪

♪ Like a museum wing ♪

- ♪ You tell 'em ♪
- ♪ Let's shine the knobs ♪

♪ Polish the banister
Up till now, its upkeep was amateur ♪

♪ Let's make this castle something
Out of our dreams ♪

[vocalizing]

Fantastic acoustics in here.
Let's not mess with that.

♪ A fairy tale awaits
So maintain this old place ♪

♪ Once you give into the love
Give into the love ♪

♪ Give into the magical love of this ♪

[furniture, Iggy] ♪ Restoration ♪

So, yeah that's just a little list.
Basic historical integrity stuff.

[chuckles] But let's get into
what you guys wanna change.

Um, we wanted to move
the washing machine upstairs

so that it would be easier to do laundry.

Oh.

"Oh"? Is that like a good "Oh"?

It's just, historically,
the laundering duties would never,

and I mean never, have been done
in the main living quarters.

So it was a bad "Oh" then.

Not to mention the potentially devastating
structural impact

of the rumble, rumble, tumble
and the shake-ah, shake-ah,

if said washing machine
were to be moved upstairs!

So, is that a maybe?

It's a no. I'm sorry. And when I say,
"I'm sorry," I'm talking to the house.

[whispers] I'm so, so sorry.

I'm gonna go now.

Oh, fantastic, the original
basement floors of the Edendale Castle.

I probably shouldn't have taken that
after saying no,

but this place is truly magical!

- [Helen] Yay, new limo test-drive.
- Hmm.

I think this is the one.
There are seat warmers, which is good

because you're always saying
how cold your butt gets.

There's a place to hold grapes
for you to throw at pedestrians.

Great resale value
for whomever inherits it.

There's even a partition so you won't
have to tell me to stop breathing so loud.

- Can it, Jarvis.
- My pleasure, Ms. Brandenham.

Ugh! I hate this car.
Just take me home and fix me a drink.

Then you can exfoliate my feet
and cut my toenails.

And don't wear gloves this time!

But that's not even the longest time
I've spent trapped in a revolving door.

Just the most recent. Anyway... Oh!
I forgot to teach you finger warm-ups!

Just pretend you're tickling
an imaginary person in front of you,

with their permission.

My fingers are so warm right now.

- Mine are even hotter. Mine are burning.
- Mine are roasting like little hot dogs.

Speaking of hot dogs,

did I ever tell you about the time
I went camping with my friend Banjo?

These are great stories,
but you know what else is great?

Chords. Here's an A.

Sorry, Birdie. It's hard to concentrate
when you're also playing.

[sighs] Sure. Yeah, that's fine.
I'm pretty busy today too.

Lot of opportunities coming up.

Whoa, my phone's ringing.
I'm gonna take this call behind this bush.

Carry on with your lesson.

What? What? I'm fine.

Anyway, Bitsy is being
a total whine-oceros.

So, to fix things, Helen needs
to find Bitsy another Rolls-Royce

exactly like her original one.

That's why Helen is about to reach out to

a network of the city's maids,
butlers and chefs. The grunt grid.

[snoring]

- Yolanda?
- Hello, Helen.

I need to find a vintage Rolls.
Activate the phone tree, stat.

I mean, I'm just a maid.

I couldn't possibly help you
with something like that.

Oh. You're really gonna make me
say that dumb password?

Password? Gosh, I don't know
what you're talking about.

Ugh. Fine. Fine, I'll say it.

"Perfect service, don't deserve us.
We know too much, it makes them nervous."

Ugh! Ugh. Uh, activate the grunt grid.

[phones ringing]

Thanks, Nico.

- "Perfect service, don't deserve us"...
- No, no. We don't need to... We're good.

[breathes heavily] Helen.

- Great news.
- [snores, gasps] Oh, Helen!

Ennis Witberger d*ed.

His Rolls-Royce is about to hit the floor
at a vintage car dealer in Greenwich.

Same make and model as yours. Interested?

I hope he didn't die inside his car.
His cologne always smelled like corn.

I'll take that as a yes.

[sighs] Maybe he's right.

We don't deserve to live in this
beautiful, old, historic castle house

with its transoms and cockatrices.

Yeah. We're just two working parents
who are tired all the time

and would love to not have to
lug their laundry

up and down the stairs every day.

Let's just throw this thing away
so it can't taunt us anymore.

I should probably pick that up.

Hey, how did this photo album
get down here?

Aw. Molly's second birthday.

She ate so much cake
and threw up on your neck. [gasps]

And look! You were in your mustache phase.

Why did I think handlebar worked on me?

Ah, Labor Day barbecue.

Cole threw up that time.
That was on my neck and in my purse.

Owen, I think I wanna go back
and talk to that guy Iggy one more time.

Okay. Kinda sounds like
you're gonna b*at him up.

But whatever you wanna do, I trust you.

- It's an impressive car, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's fine. What's it listed at?

Floyd, I'll be honest with you.

I don't even like this car that much.
It's kind of an uggo.

Uh-huh. That's why you showed up
before it's officially for sale.

[growls] Here's my counteroffer.

You've got to be kidding.

I hate kidding. And kids.
Now let's negosh.

[Birdie] The only thing Bitsy loves more

- than her beloved Rolls-Royce...
- [blows nose]

- is a negotiation. A ferosh negosh.
- Mm-mmm.

[Birdie] Okay, this is gonna go on
for a while.

Let's go to the park. And not 'cause
I'm stalking a guitar lesson.

If you can even call it that.

- [Bitsy grunts]
- [grunts]

Anyway, it was the best fork
I ever owned. Hands down.

Well, I suppose we
should get back to the lesson.

This is an F major. Now you try.

Well, I think I F majorly nailed that.

Mmm, actually I give that F an F.

Oh, wait. I think that was actually
a C major.

Okay, that is it! [grunts]
I can't watch this anymore.

Hi, Birdie. Everything okay?
'Cause you have twigs in your hair.

Elwood, this is musical malpractice!

Kids, if you wanna learn to play music,
I'm the guy!

I can show you anything you wanna learn.
And I won't tell you stories about forks.

Well, that's a relief because I was
definitely running out of stuff to teach.

Here. Just give me the guitar.
Let me show you how it's done.

♪ You can learn music ♪

♪ Let me teach you three simple chords ♪

♪ Yeah-ah-ah
You can learn music ♪

♪ With a D and a G and an A ♪

♪ You'll reap the rewards ♪

♪ You can learn music ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, my goodness
Oh, my word ♪

♪ Gracious me ♪

♪ What is this genius
We all have just heard? ♪

♪ It gave me the chills
It gave me the feels ♪

♪ It made me both weep
And kick up my heels ♪

♪ 'Cause you are the music ♪

♪ You are the pulse and the pitch
And the time and the tune ♪

♪ And the groove ♪

♪ And look at you move ♪

♪ You are the music ♪

♪ If your song were a painting ♪

♪ I would think it should be
Hung at the Louvre ♪

♪ You are the music
You are the music ♪

♪ Now wait a second, buddy ♪

♪ Look at you ♪

♪ You've got skills
I'm playin' second fiddle to ♪

♪ I cry when you croon
I sing when you strum ♪

♪ And what's that cool fingering
You did with your thumb? ♪

♪ Yeah, you are the music ♪

♪ You've got a knack for the notes
And a tantalizing touch with a tune ♪

♪ Ya got me over the moon ♪

♪ You are the music ♪

♪ Roll over Beethoven, Mick Jagger
And Miss Debby Boone ♪

♪ You are the music
You are the music ♪

- ♪ But you are awesome! ♪
- ♪ You are awesomer! ♪

♪ Your music flies to me
On wings of gossamer! ♪

♪ You're iconic ♪

♪ You're like, bionic ♪

[both] ♪ You'll be my dominant
I'll be your tonic ♪

♪ We are the music ♪

♪ We'd like to learn music ♪

♪ We bring the lightning, the fire
The water, the earth and the air ♪

♪ There's no getting through ♪

♪ We are the music ♪

♪ Will we learn some music? ♪

♪ We're Billy Joel, Yo-Yo Ma,
50 Cent, Chubby Checker and Cher ♪

- ♪ Now what do we do? ♪
- [Birdie, Elwood] ♪ We are the music ♪

Forte!

♪ We are the music ♪

Piano.

♪ We are the music ♪

Pianissimo.

[both] Where did the children go?

Wow, they really got into it, huh?

Yeah. I don't think either of them
really wanted to teach

as much as they just wanted to jam.

I don't even think they realize we left.
I'm sorry I got so competitive.

I'm sorry too.
I really do feel bad, like so bad.

And I feel like I failed you
as your big sister.

Wait a minute.
Are you trying to out-apologize me?

No, it's just I really, really love you.

No, no, no, no. I love you.

[grunts] No, I love you!

- I love you! I love you!
- I love you! I love you!

Hey, Iggy. It's Paige and Owen.
Your favorite homeowners.

Oh, this is a surprise.

Are you here because
you wanna put your dishwasher

in the living quarters? [laughs]

No, we thought about everything you said,
and we figured you might wanna see this.

I mean, it's a lot of pictures
of you guys.

And some children throwing up.

Not just "some children." Our children.
They both threw up a lot.

Was this part of the speech?

You might wanna talk to a pediatrician.

Here's my point, you don't want us
to move the washing machine

because it's not in line with the history

and traditions of the house.

And you think we haven't done anything
to honor or preserve that history.

Which is very true. We completely agree.

This is the speech, right?

But if you take one good look
at that photo album,

you'll see that we are a part of
the history of that house

because we're making its history.
We're transforming it from a house

into a home and filling it with memories.

Which are not all throw-up related,
I swear.

And yes, we can do better at preserving
what it used to be,

but we're also constantly trying to
help it grow into what it could be.

A loving home with a happy family.

And I... What she said, I say too.
We're married.

And when you and your fiancée move into

the historical decrepit house
of your dreams, trust me,

you'll wanna fill it
with your own memories.

But you'll also want it to be
a functional home

where you don't get stuck in your basement

and scrape your knuckles
just because you need to do laundry.

[sighs]

- Permit granted.
- What? Really?

Yeah, I mean, I'm still not sure
you know what a buttress is.

You seemed to giggle every time I said it.

[giggles] Buttress. Sorry.

But I guess you do appreciate that castle
in your own way.

So, go ahead. Move the washer.

- Yes! Thank you.
- Thank you so much!

But please do me one tiny favor?
Fix that transom and the sconces.

And the crown molding.

We promise. We're gonna try really hard.

We'll put it on the list.

Damn it, Floyd! You raised the price.
Why would you make it higher?

Your last offer was just a frowny face.

Come on, it's a good car
and it'll make you happy. Just buy it.

Driving is like negotiating.
You should do it fast, tipsy

and make everyone feel
like they're gonna die.

You know what? Maybe I'll take it
for a little test drive. Mmm?

[screams]

Oh, no! It seems I'm on
the wrong side of the road! That's silly.

Watch out! Get in the right lane!

The one where the cars
aren't driving at us!

Oh, are you scared for your life,
you big, hairy baby?

Scared enough to lower the price?

- Fine, you can have your price!
- Go even lower than that!

I'll give it to you at cost.
Just don't k*ll me! My dog is expecting!

- You've got a deal.
- Oh, thank God.

- Whoopsie!
- [screams]

Welcome home, Ms. Brandenham.
The new Rolls drives like a dream.

Hey, did we bond today?

Stop talking! Strip this car for parts
and use them to fix my car.

Frankenstein my baby.
Bring her back to life.

Yep, that's the easiest solution.

Washing machine moved. We did it.
We did the first thing on our list.

Wanna do the honors? I found our one pen.

- [sighs] That felt good.
- I'm tingling.

Should we keep it going?
What's the next thing?

"Upgrade to
all stainless steel appliances."

Hmm, Iggy's not gonna love that.

Maybe we should just do ball pit?
Historically accurate ball pit?

[Cole] Guys, come up here!
We wrote a song for you together.

[Molly] And it's really good and we
didn't even have to practice that much!

- Do the list later? Coming!
- Do the list later.

[Cole, Molly] ♪ We can learn music ♪

♪ With a D and a G and an A ♪

♪ We'll reap the rewards ♪

♪ We can learn music ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ We can learn music ♪

♪ Cause we are the music ♪

[Molly] ♪ Yeah ♪

[Cole, Molly] ♪ We are the music ♪

♪ Roll over Beethoven, Mick Jagger
and Miss Debby Boone ♪

♪ We are the music ♪

♪ Got the pulse and the pitch
and the time and the tune ♪

♪ And the groove
We are the music ♪

♪ We are the music ♪