02x14 - The Ballad of Johnnie Lee

[bunniefuu]

[crickets chirping]

Everybody like the rice?
I remembered to cook it this time.

It's great, honey.
Can really taste the difference.

Cole, buddy,
you wanna maybe join us for dinner?

No, thanks. I'm good down here.
Just try not to kick me, please.

Why is Cole under the table?

No, he didn't drop his fork.
He dropped something else.

It started at the big
Fling Into Fall Showcase at school.

Cole got cast as Sir Jack-O'-Lantern,

and his best friend, Enrique,
is Pilgrim Cornybread.

They were riding high at today's
dress rehearsal and student preview

until their mid-play costume change,
when Cole's belt wouldn't buckle.

Ah! Oh, no. My belt's inside out.

[Birdie] Then Enrique couldn't reach over
his big fake belly to tie his shoes.

[grunts] Oh, no, no, no.

Why did they think we were good
at dressing ourselves?

Places. I'm serious, you guys.

Treat this preview
like it's opening night. Places!

[Birdie] That's when
Enrique really started to panic.

So Cole stopped fixing his belt
to help his buddy.

Don't worry, I got you. This is what
it means to be part of an ensemble.

But when Cole bent over, this happened.

- And the students were all...
- [gasping]

Please don't feel butt.
Please don't feel butt.

- That's butt.
- Not only were Cole's pants down,

but because he was wearing
his laundry day undies

with the totally sh*t waistband,
they came down too.

[slow piano intro playing]

♪ I mooned the whole school ♪

♪ Two cheeks in the wind ♪

♪ All eyes were on my ♪

♪ My bare-bottomed rear end ♪

♪ They stopped and they stared
At my derriere ♪

♪ My life as I knew it was through ♪

♪ Oh, the stage can be cruel ♪

♪ I mooned the whole school ♪

Cole, if you come up to the table,

I'll let you have a bowl of Nutty Holes
for dinner, huh?

I'll take a bowl of Holes.

Sometimes eating your feelings
is the right course of action.

Son, this is why we always say
let us know when you're out of underwear

- and we can do laundry.
- Too soon, Owen.

You know, sweetie,
I bet it wasn't as bad as you think.

Oh, it was. Sorry.
But you'll get over it... someday.

The kids at school are gonna
come up with a terrible nickname for me.

And that's who I'll be...

- [whispers] ...forever.
- I mean, come on, forever?

Yes. Exhibit A: Marty Sneeze Cheese,
who sneezed Cheetos dust everywhere.

Exhibit B: Tootie Judy.

Do you think anyone cares
Tootie Judy is a junior Olympian

who medaled in curling?

No. She tooted once in science class,
and that's who Tootie Judy is now.

Maybe it won't happen this time.
What can they do with the name "Cole"?

Off the top of my head, Butt-Cole,
Cole-onoscopy, uh, Nutty Coles.

- Sorry to do that to your favorite cereal.
- Got it. Thanks, Molly.

I've decided that the only way
for me to live a life with dignity

is to quit being Cole.

New name, new school, fresh start.

- Look, Cole, I...
- Cole? Who's that?

I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?
Because that's not my name. Nope. Nope.

My name is... Um, um,
I... I can't think of anything.

- [whispers] Molly, a little help.
- Colton or Coleman?

Crap. Sorry. You're such a Cole.

I mean, why don't we just go back
to the drawing board?

Didn't you have a list of options
before I was born?

Any choices we could revisit?

Well, I do not endorse
you changing your name.

But I will say, for a minute,

we thought about naming you
after my grandpa, Johnnie Lee.

What? You almost named me
Johnnie Lee Tillerman?

- That's the coolest name I've ever heard!
- It is?

Yes! Johnnie Lee Tillerman isn't a dope
who moons a school.

He's a hero... [stammers] ...a legend
who doesn't take crap from anyone.

Why are you rising dramatically?

Cole Tillerman of PS 86 is done.

Johnnie Lee Tillerman
of maybe another nearby school

with way better lunches lives.

That's crazy. And the opening night
of your big showcase is tomorrow.

You've been so excited.

And you've been practicing
that big dance number for weeks,

sometimes very loudly.

Hey, I love honoring the character
of Sir Jack-O'-Lantern.

But you know that saying,
"The show must go on"?

It's not true! We've all been duped!

Sweetie,
everyone has embarrassing moments.

You can't go into
the "embarrassment protection program"

every time it happens.

- Good one.
- Thanks. Felt good.

Well, as Johnnie Lee Tillerman,
I'll never embarrass myself again.

I already feel smarter,
cooler, more agile.

But changing your name won't
magically solve all your problems, Cole.

Bup, bup, bup. I wanna talk about
my future life as Johnnie Lee.

What does he wear? What does he eat?
How many tattoos are on his back?

And did they hurt to get?
'Cause I'm nervous about that.

- But it's fine.
- Okay, this is going well.

Maybe just talk about
future Johnnie Lee's life,

- but make it sound bad, I guess.
- What are you talking about?

- Nothing. Uh...
- Our marriage.

Just about how your new life
with your new name is gonna go, probably,

when you become
an outlaw with a heart of gold.

Go on. I'm listening.

Great. So, after you change your name,
you become the most popular kid in school.

But you skip graduation
'cause the Wild West's a-callin'.

And by Wild West, I mean
the western side of Central Park,

because we both agree you would
never wanna move across the country.

So, Johnnie Lee Tillerman
and his crew, Side-Eye...

Looking right, looking left,
looking right...

- outlaw Lucky Smiles...
- I'm riding a horse.

- Wait, is this set in the 1800s?
- What? No, it's the future.

So people travel on horseback
in the future?

Uh, yeah. Weird, right?
Anyway, where was I? Oh, right.

Johnnie Lee and his crew of outlaws,
good outlaws, ride through Central Park,

looking for rich people to rob
so they can buy beans for the poor.

- [Cole] Wait, what?
- [Owen] Just go with it.

[Owen] ♪ Came out of nowhere
On his lonesome steed ♪

♪ Stole from the rich
And gave to the needy ♪

♪ When they ask you
"Who's that awesome dude?" ♪

♪ Tell them it's Johnnie Lee ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪

♪ Ain't nobody ever been so cool ♪

♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪

♪ Johnnie Lee's the coolest guy
In the saloon ♪

♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪

♪ Y'all ♪

♪ He's just a cowboy
Out on the West Side ♪

♪ Roaming the prairie
With Lucky and Side-Eye ♪

♪ And he can sh**t, he can lasso
With a blindfold like a boss ♪

♪ 'Cause the name is Johnnie Lee ♪

♪ And he walks like
He ain't not never been off his horse ♪

♪ 'Cause the name is Johnnie Lee ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪

♪ Ain't nobody ever been so cool ♪

♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪

♪ Johnnie Lee's the coolest guy
In the saloon ♪

♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪

- [Owen] ♪ Y'all ♪
- [chorus] ♪ Y'all ♪

[Owen] ♪ Y'all ♪

[country music playing]

[music ends]

Whoa, Horsie Lee, you outlaw horse
with a horsie heart of gold.

Why don't we get some water
at this old-timey well?

- Does the coast look clear, Side-Eye?
- So far, so good on the sides.

- Any trouble directly in front of us?
- Nope. Pee-pee break.

[Lucky] It's fun peeing with you guys.
I love our g*ng.

- [Bitsy] Let me see your hands, outlaws.
- [all gasp]

Because we'd like to shake 'em.

I mean, we would
if you hadn't just gone pee-pee.

Howdy, partners. I'm Schmitzy.
This is Schmellen.

Nice to meet you.
I'm Johnnie Lee Tillerman.

- And this here is...
- We know.

You're the outlaws with hearts of gold

who steal from the rich
and give it all to the poor.

That's right. Usually by showing up
at poor people's houses

with a hundred cans of beans
and yelling, "Surprise!" Right, g*ng?

- People love surprises. Pew! Pew!
- Yeehaw! Free bean salad.

We've been tracking
a rich jerk's stagecoach

with a metric butt-ton of money and gold
traveling thisaway and...

- So, there's a stagecoach in the future?
- We don't know what's gonna happen.

Might turn out stagecoaches
are way more economical.

- Makes sense to me.
- We sure could use help from pros like you

on how to steal it,
and then give it all away, of course.

Whose stagecoach is it, Schmitzy?

Oh, this greedy, rich, jerky,
rich jerk face, of course.

- You guys would totally hate him.
- And there's enough in that stagecoach

for you to give 1,000 cans of beans
to every gross...

I mean, cool poor person
in the western Central Park.

Huddle up, crew. A score that big
could help a lot of people.

We could even branch out
from just giving out beans to, like,

chili and soups and stuff.
I've got a lot of ideas.

Heck, let's do it.
Side-Eye, keep your eyes on 'em.

Will do. Every side they have.

[man] Hyah! Hyah!

Hey. I just wanna say, Schmellen and I
should probably hold the bags

that we throw all the gold and money in.

It's like the one thing
Schmellen's good at.

- Uh, okay.
- Seems fine.

- [Side-Eye] Hmm.
- Here they come.

- Okay, on my cue.
- What's the cue?

You'll know it when you see it.

But first, I do some trademark
Johnnie Lee Tillerman dance moves

- to subdue and beguile them.
- His dance moves are his w*apon.

- [grunting rhythmically]
- [driver] Whoa, now!

Oh, my. That is beguiling.

- I'm subdued.
- And cue!

- [rhythmic grunts continue]
- Please don't rob me!

Wow. There's something familiar
about these moves.

Too late, greedy, you rich jerk face.
How's it going in there, crew?

Great. Lots of money and gold,
and some pretty great snacks.

And we're holding the bags really well.

Okey dokey, I think that's all of it.
Let's double-cross the ding-a-lings.

[whistles]

- Wait, what?
- Oh, yeah.

Schmellen's also good at whistling.
She's from carny folk.

- Drop the bags, you double-crossing...
- Wait a second.

I think you accidentally turned your belt
inside out after you peed.

- Thank you. Let me fix that real quick.
- Oh, sure, sure.

- We'll just wait over here.
- Go, go, go!

- Hyah! Hyah!
- No. No, no, no! [grunts]

Thanks for helping us
rob this sucker, you suckers! [cackles]

Schmellen, you ride like you smell:
like a grandma. Let's go!

Double-crossed.
How did I not see that coming?

And they did it right in front of us.

Oh, front! The one place I can't see.

Don't worry, Johnnie Lee.

We'll help you catch
Schmitzy and Schmellen.

Yeah, those filthy schmerks.

It's like you always say
when you help one of us,

this is what it means to be
a part of an ensemble of outlaws.

Wait a second. Is that Cole?
It's me, Enrique.

Enrique! I didn't recognize you.

You grew a mustache
and a really big belly.

When did you turn into
a rich greedy jerk? No offense.

I'm not a rich greedy jerk.
I mean, I'm rich. I'm an actor.

I just retired from my big show.
Or showcase, rather.

What? What showcase? Not the...

[together] Fling Into Fall Showcase.

After touring for years,
I made a metric butt-ton of money,

and I was gonna build my passion project,
a free bean restaurant for poor people.

[gasps] Oh, no! I accidentally helped
Schmitzy and Schmellen steal

all of your poor people bean money.

- Oh, cock-a-doodle-poop!
- [groans]

It's gonna be hard to trust
shady strangers after this.

If I'd just stayed Cole
and gone to opening night,

I'd be a rich fall showcase celebrity
like you.

And we could have donated
both our fortunes to the poor

to buy them all the beans they need.

I made such a huge mistake!

And that's how you realized that changing
your name to Johnnie Lee Tillerman

won't actually make
all your problems go away.

So you should probably just stay Cole.
The end. Case closed. Great job, Dad.

Eh, I don't think all that would happen.

Enrique can't put on weight.
He has the metabolism of a greyhound.

I mean, I think there were other problems
with your dad's story, but sure.

Also, I don't think I have the face shape
for a cowboy hat.

And I don't want my hat wearing me,
you know?

Here. Let me give it a go.
I actually don't think you'd be an outlaw

in a confusing future time period.

I think, as Johnnie Lee Tillerman,

you'd become
a famous motorcycle daredevil.

- [engine revving]
- What's that sound?

- [gasps] That's Johnnie Lee.
- The Johnnie Lee?

[Molly] ♪ He's not only nice
But he's a thrill seeker ♪

♪ And he's cute
But he's a winning streaker ♪

♪ And he's not scared
He likes it scarier ♪

♪ If you dare, he'll only make it ♪

- ♪ Dare-ier ♪
- [man] He just broke the sound barrier.

[Molly] ♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee
And nobody would make a wisecrack ♪

♪ cr*ck, cr*ck ♪

♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee
He would never be embarrassed ♪

♪ He's not only nice
But he's a total rebel ♪

♪ And he's cute
But he's a daring devil ♪

♪ With his Soda Pop copilot companion ♪

♪ On a nonstop
Flight over the Grand freakin' Canyon ♪

- He's so dangerous.
- Yet very approachable.

♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee
Did you know he's super fame-ass? ♪

♪ Ass, ass ♪

♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee
He will never be embarrassed ♪

♪ Bare-assed, bare-ass, bare-ass ♪

- Never be the butt of a joke.
- [engine revving]

- ♪ He's steppin' on the gas ♪
- He looks so cute in leather.

- ♪ Goin' so fast ♪
- I wanna be Johnnie Lee.

♪ Sailing cross the vast ♪

- ♪ Crevasse ♪
- Oh, I can't look. But I gotta look!

♪ Leaving his past ♪

- ♪ Behind ♪
- Houston, we have liftoff.

- He's so brave.
- And his clothes fit really well.

♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee
He will never be embarrassed ♪

♪ Bare-assed, bare-assed ♪

♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee
Like a lightning bolt, he flashes ♪

♪ Flashes, flashes ♪

♪ Ode to Johnnie Lee ♪

♪ He will never be ♪

♪ Embarrassed ♪

[Molly] Oh, by the way, Johnnie Lee
and his sidecar pooch, Soda Pop,

live inside the New Year's Eve Ball
in Times Square

- with their butler, Dadsworth.
- [Cole] Wow!

I live in the Times Square Ball,
and I have a dog and a butler?

Best life ever!

- This is a cautionary tale, right?
- Oh, it's gonna go real bad.

- Your Nutty Holes, sir.
- Thank you, Dadsworth.

Big day tomorrow,
it being your first live TV performance.

I know.
I should probably take a bath, right?

Indeed, sir.
But I'd like to discuss a safety issue.

- Or would you prefer to do tub time first?
- Eh, let's do it now.

Then Soda Pop and I can enjoy
our tubbies without a clock on us.

What are we talking about?

Tomorrow you'll be attempting
the "Leap of Insanity,"

a stunt so dangerous it would drive
an ordinary person to insanity,

which brings me to your safety belt.

- Oh, were you able to fix the latch?
- Yes. And I designed these,

magnetic safety pants.

Of course. Since we failed at
magnetizing my actual butt...

You simply sit on your bike,
enter a four-digit code on the keypad,

the magnets will activate, and your bottom
will be secured to the bike's seat.

- How do I demagnetize?
- Just enter the code again.

Stay in your pants, stay in your seat.

I can't imagine my pants coming off
for any reason.

Maybe that happened to someone
with a different name,

but not to Johnnie Lee Tillerman.

Just be sure to pick a four-digit code
that you will never forget.

- Thank you, Dadsworth.
- My pleasure, sir.

I'll go start your tubby.
Warm, kind of hot, or pruney fingers?

- Surprise me.
- Excellent choice.

Hello, New York. Hello, world.
I'm Melanie Blazer,

reporting live in Times Square
for News Channel News and Special Reports.

We're moments away from

Johnnie Lee Tillerman's
global television event.

And I know it's probably inappropriate
to say this,

but I think he's the most adorable
little stuntman I've ever seen.

[Dadsworth] A four-digit code
that you will never forget.

Okay, Soda Pop. Sun's out, stunt's out.

Johnnie Lee Tillerman is heading
to the ramp for the "Leap of Insanity,"

a backflip while jumping over
four skyscrapers, four subway cars,

a bus, a pedicab, a swan boat
and Bette Midler's limo.

And he'll do it all while juggling three
mini jack-o'-lanterns with one hand.

- Gosh, he's a special little guy.
- [engine revving]

Whoo-hoo! What the...

Off to a great... No. Something's wrong.

Oh, no! Soda Pop, your sidecar's loose.

[Molly] Little did Johnnie Lee know,
a convicted troublemaker...

She went to prison
for being a troublemaker...

Had escaped and loosened the belts of
Soda Pop's sidecar just before the stunt!

[cackles]

- That kinda came out of nowhere.
- No, it works. Trust me.

Ahhh!

[Molly] Anyway,
distracted by the wobbly sidecar,

instead of flipping over the skyscrapers,

Johnnie Lee Tillerman and Soda Pop
get stuck between them.

[gasping] I got you, Soda!

[Molly] The weight of the bike shifts.

Johnnie Lee's pants
stay magnetized to the seat,

but since he's upside down,
he starts sliding out of his pants.

No. No. No. No!

Johnnie Lee holds his pants on
in one hand, and Soda Pop in the other.

Rescuers are placing a net
to catch Johnnie Lee and Soda Pop.

As I understand it, the net works
for dogs and humans, so that's good.

Release yourself from the bike
and we'll catch you.

Okay, I'll try.

Johnnie lets go of his pants
and tries to reach for the keypad,

but he can't because gravity's
pulling him out of his pants.

- Because that's what gravity does.
- [strains, screams]

Johnnie Lee kept sliding out of his pants.

And since he didn't tell Dadsworth
he was down to his last pair of underwear,

he was wearing his laundry day underwear,
and he slid out of those too.

[grunts] I'm trapped
in the safety belt thingy.

Then we have to turn off the magnets.

I could climb up to the keypad.
Tell me the code. I-I'll punch it in.

- [Johnnie] No!
- Seriously?

I... I just can't tell you the code.

I made a promise to myself
to never say that word again.

I'd rather hang here
with my butt out forever.

And so he did. Johnnie Lee Tillerman
spent the rest of his life

hanging upside down in Times Square
with his butt out,

all because he refused to say the code,

a four-letter word
he knew he could never forget.

- Fart?
- No.

Cole. His code was Cole.

Oh. [gasps] Oh, wow.

- I just got chills.
- Yeah, you did.

The past always catches up with you.
So, the choice is yours.

Be the guy who mooned the school
for 20 seconds

or the guy who mooned the world
for the rest of his life.

You guys don't get it.
Everyone saw my butt.

The only way to handle this is to quit
being Cole and just become Johnnie Lee.

You know what? I agree.

- Cole, you should be Johnnie Lee.
- Uh, what's happening?

Shh! I'm doing a thing.

- Finally! Someone is on my side.
- No, no, no, no, no.

Not Johnnie Lee Tillerman,
Johnnie Lee Hunter.

I think you need to hear
my grandpa's story,

"The Ballad of Johnnie Lee Hunter."

[crowd cheering]

[Paige]
It was the biggest game of the year,

and it was a day Johnnie Lee Hunter
would never forget.

Johnnie Lee loved football.

He never could make the team as a player

because he had the trademark
Hunter noodle arms.

So instead, he was the water boy.

It all came down
to the last play of the game.

With seconds left,
the quarterback handed off the ball

to their star running back.

They had to score a touchdown
or they'd lose the game.

As the running back ran down the field,
the sidelines erupted,

Johnnie Lee the loudest of all.

He was jumping up and down,

waving those noodle arms
all over the place.

And then, one of those arms
knocked over the water barrel,

drenching the running back as he ran by.

He went down, the clock ran out,
and like that, the game was over.

Johnnie Lee felt the eyes of every person
in that stadium turn toward him.

The water boy, Johnnie Lee Hunter,
had caused the team to lose.

But it was an accident. W-What did he do?

He left, humiliated and embarrassed.

Huh? What the heck, Mom?

This is the saddest story ever,
and there's not even mooning in it... yet.

- Yeah, seriously, Mom.
- What happened next?

- He let the moment define him.
- He did?

Yeah,
by letting himself define the moment.

- What?
- That's confusing. I'll keep going.

Johnnie Lee Hunter knew
he'd always be remembered as

the water boy who made the team lose,

unless he went and did something
even more unbelievable.

Johnnie Lee went back the very next game.

Everyone gave him angry face except
one kind, red-headed cheerleader.

She was so impressed he came back,
she didn't cheer the rest of the game.

She just talked to that brave water boy.

♪ Johnnie Lee messed up
Thought he would drown in shame ♪

♪ But, baby, he went back
Ready to face the blame ♪

♪ Though he was taunted
Clearly unwanted ♪

♪ He wouldn't let it break his courage ♪

♪ And so with his head high
He poured with such tenacity ♪

♪ Catching a girl's eye
Wooed by that boy's audacity ♪

♪ Miscalculations turned to flirtation ♪

♪ All because he showed his face again ♪

♪ His face again, his face again ♪

♪ 'Cause don't you know ♪

♪ When the bottom falls out
You pick it back up ♪

♪ That water boy had a drought
But then he filled up his cup ♪

♪ 'Cause that's what life is about
So learn from Johnnie ♪

♪ You just keep on going ♪

♪ Even when the bottom falls out ♪

But my bottom literally fell out.

Well, son, it's time to put it back in.

♪ Show up tomorrow
Prove that it won't define ya ♪

♪ Wearing a good belt
With Mom and me behind ya ♪

♪ Though you were seminude
You've got that fortitude ♪

♪ You'll be there
When they're calling places ♪

♪ Calling places, calling places
Showing your face 'cause ♪

♪ When your bottom falls out
You pull up those pants ♪

♪ Won't help to sit home and pout
You show up and dance ♪

♪ You laugh it off and you shout
"We all have bottoms!" ♪

♪ And you keep on keeping
Even when the bottom falls out ♪

♪ Courage and grit
You can take a real hit ♪

♪ Show your moxie and gumption
They'll make no assumption ♪

♪ It's not in your name ♪

♪ It's playing the game
It's swallowing shame ♪

♪ Saying, "I'm gonna see this through" ♪

♪ 'Cause when the bottom falls out
You come back your way ♪

♪ Yeah, when your bottom falls out
You still show up for the play ♪

♪ You stick around and you stay
Show up and own it ♪

♪ And you keep on strolling
Even when the bottom ♪

- [Paige] ♪ Yeah, your name is Cole ♪
- ♪ Falls out, when the bottom falls out ♪

- ♪ And you just keep on going ♪
- ♪ When the bottom falls ♪

♪ Even when the bottom falls out ♪

You just gotta keep showing up,
sweetheart, like Johnnie Lee did.

And yes, at that next game,
while talking to that cheerleader,

he accidentally spilled water
on another player. They lost by 40 points.

He wasn't a great water boy,
but he was a good man.

And my Grandma Coral saw that.

The red-headed cheerleader
was your grandma?

Oh. Seems obvious when I say it out loud.

If Johnnie Lee had quit
and never gone back,

they never would have started dating.

And you wouldn't even have
a butt to moon with. Whoa.

Changing your name to Johnnie Lee
won't solve your problems,

but being like Johnnie Lee will.

[Birdie]
Cole went to bed that night wondering,

should he be Cole
or should he be Johnnie Lee?

And Paige and Owen made sure
Cole had a metric butt-ton

of clean underwear
with nice snug waistbands...

[stammers] ...just in case.

And it's a good thing they did 'cause,
uh... [clears throat] ...places!

- Proud of you, buddy.
- Thanks, Dad.

- Your fly's down.
- Right, right.

- [zips]
- [Cole] Got it.

- [Enrique] Hey, Cole!
- [exhales deeply]

Here we go. Yeah?

My mom made six dozen brownies
to sell at intermission tonight.

- Wanna try to eat 'em all first?
- Of course I do.

I wasn't sure you were gonna show up
to today 'cause, you know, your butt.

Yeah, well, I'm here.
So let's go eat some brownies.

Oh, my sweet baby.
I love his little butt so much.

Me too. I was so worried about him,
I barely slept last night.

I didn't sleep at all. Partially because
you were snoring and I was judging you.

I'm over it now. I'm back to thinking
we make a pretty good team.

Come here, noodle arms.

[Owen] ♪ Roaming the prairie
With Lucky and Side-Eye ♪

♪ And he can sh**t, he can lasso
With a blindfold like a boss ♪

♪ 'Cause the name is Johnnie Lee ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪

♪ Ain't nobody ever been so cool ♪

♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪

♪ Yodel-ay-hee ♪

♪ Johnnie Lee's the coolest guy
In the saloon ♪

♪ He's so cool, so dang cool ♪

- [chorus] ♪ Y'all ♪
- [Owen] ♪ Y'all ♪

[Owen] ♪ Y'all ♪