01x20 - Incredible Journey/Bamboozled

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About That!". Aired: August 7, 2010 - October 14, 2018.*
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Animated series follows the magical adventures of 6-year-olds Nick and Sally, who travel the world with the Cat in the Hat as their guide.
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01x20 - Incredible Journey/Bamboozled

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♪♪

♪ Hey!

♪ What?

♪ Come over here,

♪ The Cat in the Hat
is about to appear. ♪

♪ He's whizzing over
to whisk you away ♪

♪ On a fabulous
journey today. ♪

♪ He's coming!

♪ And now he's arrived
In the Thingamajigger ♪

♪ the thing that
he drives ♪

♪ He's a Cat and
he's oodles of fun ♪

♪ With his hairy helpers
Thing Two and Thing One ♪

♪ Instrumental

♪ Instrumental

♪ It's the
Cat in the Hat! ♪

♪ All of our adventures
start like that. ♪

♪ Wherever you're going
Where ever you're at ♪

♪ The Cat in the Hat
Knows a lot about ... ♪

♪ He knows a lot about,
he knows a lot about, ♪

♪ He knows a lot about
....THAT! ♪

[Laughter]

♪♪

What's for breakfast Nick?
I'm hungry!

Well Sally,
we've got

toast, cereal,
milk...

Ooo, cereal and
milk for me please!

Uh oh,
you're out of milk.

How 'bout some
toast with cheese?

Mm-mmm-mmm,

good to the last bite!

It's the Cat!

The Cat in the Hat!

That's me!

Now, what's
for breakfast?

Not much!

We're out of milk...

And you just
finished the cheese.

I did?

Oh dear.

Perhaps I can help...

Let's see...
I've got a pogo stick...

a beach ball...

oh! and my
lost slippers!

I was looking
for those things.

[giggles]
We can't eat those!

Eyechk!

You're right!

But we can go to
a place that serves

the best lip-smackin'
breakfast ever!

Where's that?

Finola's Farm!

Your mother won't
mind at all if you do.

[laughs]
Mom!

Can we go to Finola's
Farm for the best...

uh... lip smackin'
breakfast ever?

Finola's Farm?
[laughs]

Sure, oh, but be back
before the cows come home!

We can go!We can go!
We can go!We can go!

I know!
I know!

To the Thinga-ma-jigger!

Oooo, where are
we going today?

We're off to Finola's Farm!

Really?
Good!

I can test my new farm
animal sounds there!

Listen...

Cockadoodle-dooooo!

Great rooster Fish!

Rooster?
That was my duck!

[giggles]

Buckle up!

[horn]



Flick the jiggermawhizzer!

[giggles]

[boing]

[horn]



Isn't this fun?

Ya-hooooooo!

♪ Here we go, go, go go!
On an adventure. ♪

♪ The thingamajigger
is up and away! ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go!
On an adventure. ♪

♪ We're flying with the
Cat in the Hat today! ♪

♪ We're off to the farm
with a Yippy-yi-yey! ♪

♪ To get some milk for

♪ our breakfast today!

♪ Here we go, go, go go!
On an adventure. ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go GO!



Finola's Farm!

Cooolll!

Finola!

Well hi-de-ho!

If it isn't my ol' pal
The Cat in the Hat!

And me!
Fish!

Howdy Fish!

Ohhh...and who are
these lil' ducklings?

These are my friends,
Nick and Sally.

Well Howdy!

Ya'll came just in
time for breakfast!

Would you like some?

Mmm,
yes please.

But first I need help
catchin' Clarabelle!

Oh, will she be
eating with us?

Nope, she's
my milking cow.

I'm plum out of fresh milk!

But we've never
caught a cow before.

It's easy as peasy pie!

First wave yer arms like
yer swatting flies...

[laughs]

Now hoot'n holler
like this!

Moooo!
Mooooo!

Hyah!
Hyah!

Moooo!
Mooooo!

Hyah!
Hyah!

Good!

I'll meet ya at the shed!

Yippy-yo,
let's go!

[laughs]

Moooo!
Mooooo!

Moooo!

Hyah!
Hyah!

[chewing]

It's not working.

Turn that frown into a grin,

Things One and Two
will herd that cow in!

[whistles]

Yee-haw!

[laughing]



Yee-haw!
Yahoo!



Missed me.

Time to mmmooove to
the mmmmilk shed!

[Giggles]

We gotta wash away the dirt...

Before we give
the cow a squirt!

Okay!

Ooo - now that's one
sparkly clean cow!

Who's ready to
milk Clarabelle?

I am!
I am!

MMmmmmmake sure
your hands are warm!

Okay.

Any milk coming out yet?

[laughs]

Not that way.

Take the udders and

squeeze'em towards
the bucket.

I can do that.

Let me try.

Ahhhh!

Ooops!

Ewww...
wet my whiskers,

this milk is watery!

Not for long!

Pour this here milk
into that there funnel.

What does this do?

It heats up the milk and
gets it ready for drinkin'!



Yummy!

Can we have some now?

You betcha!

[all together]
Mmmmmmmmmm...Hmmmm.

[laughter]

Cat!

You've got whiskers
AND a moustache!

Mmm, the tastiest
shave ever!

[giggle]

Now that we've
got our milk,

it's breakfast time,
right?

Not yet!

Grab your partner and
do-si-do this-a-way!



Whoa!

What is this room?

My shaker room!

It's where I start makin'
all my dairy delights!

Dairy delights?

What are those?

Things made
out of milk.

Like deeeliciously
creamy cream...

Shoo you!

This cream's for shakin'!

Oh! Are we
making milkshakes?

Ha,
not quite!

Nick, fetch me
that there

Supremer-Creamer,
please.

This one?

Sure is.

Good, now give er
a good shakin'!

[shaking efforts]

Look how bubbly the cream is!

Not bad -
but we need

LOTS of shakin'
for what we're makin'!

Oh I want to try.

Wu ... Wu!
[laughs]

♪ Wu... Wu...
Wah..wah! ♪

♪ Shake-shake-
shake-a-shaking! ♪

♪ Wu..Wu...
WAH! ♪

♪ Whatya make-make-
make-a-making? ♪

♪ Wu... Wu...
Wah..wah! ♪

♪ Shake-shake-
shake-a-shaking! ♪

♪ Wu..Wu...
WAH! ♪

♪ Whatya make-make-
make-a-making? ♪

♪ Wu... Wu...
Wah..wah! ♪

♪ Shake-shake-
shake-a-shaking! ♪

♪ Wu..Wu...
WAH! ♪

♪ Whatya make-make-
make-a-making? ♪

♪ Is it a pancake,
a toothache, ♪

♪ a grass-snake,
a hay-rake, ♪

♪ a handshake,
a snowflake? ♪

♪ Wu... Wu...
Wah..wah! ♪

♪ Shake-shake-
shake-a-shaking! ♪

♪ Wu..Wu...
WAH! ♪

[bell rings]

WOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[laughs]

Ah!
It's ready!

Is that -
butter?

Sure is.

Creamiest butter this
side of the udder!

Yay! We've got
milk and butter!

Guess it's time
for breakfast!

Hold yer toasters!

We've got one
more thing to do!



Careful.

This milk is hotter than
three piggies in a blanket.

Mmmm, we must be
making hot chocolate!

Time to add a
squirt of lemon!

Lemon?
In hot chocolate?

Now stir and keep yer
peepers on the pot!

Look!
It's getting all lumpy!

And clumpy!

Yee haw! You just
made cottage cheese!

You mean milk
makes cheese too?

You bet your pancakes!

What other kinds of
cheese can you make?

Allow me...

well we've got....
Hard cheese,

crumbly cheese and
cheese that's

ooey gooey...

[slurp]...
Mmmmm.



Sweet cheese...

Mmm!

Stinky cheese...

[sniffs]
Ew!

And cheese that's
peek-a-boo-y!

[laughs]

[eating sounds]

All this cheese
is making me hungry!

Please say it's
time for breakfast!

[bell ringing]

Breakfast time!

Yahoo!Yippee!

Come and get it!



Mmm, I've never
tasted better butter!

Ahhh,
mmmm...

scrumpdilly-umptious!

Thanks for the best
breakfast ever Finola!

Awe,
it was nothin'!

Moooooooo!
Mooooo!

[laughs]

And a big
thanks to Clarabelle

for her yummmmmmy milk!

Thanks Clarabelle!

[laughs] Oh, you're
mmmmmmost welcome!

Can't leave without some

milk, cheese
and butter!

Fresh off the farm!

Thanks Finola!

Thanks a lot.
See ya.

Oh you're welcome.

Bye bye!

Bye!

Moooo!

Marvelous cows and
the milk they make!

From their cream
we make butter,

if we give it a shake!

Milk also makes cheese,

so chewy and yummy!

Thank you,
cows,

for the food in our tummy!

[laughs]

Wow, who
knew you could make

butter and cheese
from milk!

Ah, but there's another
brr-illiant

dairy delight to be made!

May I borrow the cream?

Cat!
What are you doing?

[humming]

Ala-kazoo,
wuzzu-kazzam!

And now, a whole
lot of shaking!

Ee-I-Ee-I-Ee-I-Ee-I-ohhhh!

[laughs]

Ice cream!Ice cream!

Who screams for ice cream?

We do!We do!
We do!We do!

[Laughter]

Oh isn't this
a good time!

[Laughter]



Hi
Sally!

Hey, what are
you doing?

I'm making a Valentine's
Day card for Cat.

Cool!

Uh..
Can I help?

Sure.

We have to draw a
great, big heart.

No, no, no...
Not blue.

It's got to be red!

But blue's my
favourite colour.

But I like red!

Yeah...well, you
like pink shoes!

And you like worms!

Worms are cool!

Worms are gross!

Cool!

Gross!

Cool!

Gross!
Huh?

Woah!

What's all the hubbub?

[laughs]

It's the Cat!

The Cat
in the Hat!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Isn't it fun to
have a special day

for our very best friends?!

Except I don't
agree with Nick.

And I don't agree
with Sally.

How can we be best
friends if we don't agree?

Maybe you don't always have
to like the same things

to be best friends.

You don't?

I know someone who knows
all about best friends!

His name is Sheldon.

Who's Sheldon?

My oldest of
oldest friends -

he's one hundred and two!

He's a tortoise who
lives in Go-Lap-Agoo!

A tortoise!

Oh yes!

Want to meet him?

Yes please!Yeah!

Your mother will not
mind at all if you do!

Mom!
Can Nick and I go

to Go-Lap-Agoo
to meet a tortoise

who knows all about
being friends?

Go-Lap-Agoo?

[laugh]
Sounds fun.

Go-lap-a-go for it!

We can go!We can go!
We can go!We can go!

I know!
I know!

To the Thingamajigger!

Ooh, I just love
Valentine's Day!

Look at this
wonderful card I got.

[Gasp]
Who's it from?

It says it's "From a
really special friend".

Who could that be?

It's a mystery!
[Laughs]

♪ Are you ready?
- Yes we are. ♪

♪ Are you steady?
- Yes we are. ♪

♪ Are you sure you're
ready to explore? ♪

♪ Yes we are!

Then buckle up!

[honk]



Flick the jiggermawhizzer!

[giggles]

[boing]

[honk]

[pop]



Isn't this fun!

Yahoooooo!

♪ Here we go, go, go go!
On an adventure. ♪

♪ The thingamajigger
is up and away! ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go!
On an adventure. ♪

♪ We're flying with the
Cat in the Hat today! ♪

♪ We're off to meet Sheldon
who'll teach us to stay, ♪

♪ The bestest of friends

♪ on Valentine's Day!

♪ Here we go, go, go go!
On an adventure. ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go GO!



Welcome to Go-Lap-Agoo.

Where does Sheldon live?

Right down here!

Why, that's strange.
I don't see Sheldon.

Maybe he's behind one of those big rocks!

Whoa! That rock's moving!

Well, goodness me,
Cat, is that you?

It is! It's me,
the Cat,

the Cat in the Hat,

with my good friends
Nick, Sally and Fish.

Nice to meet
you Sheldon.

Hi!

How are you today?

Sally and Nick want
to know all about

how to be best friends.

Well that's a big question
for an old tortoise...uh,

I'll think about it while
I take my morning walk.

Oh I wish I knew
who sent this card!

Do you have a best
friend, Sheldon?

Well.
Let's see.

I have many,
many friends.

Like Cat?

Yes! Sheldon's my
oldest friend.

But who's your
best-best friend?

Hmmmm....well there is
someone, it's...er...

Wait! Wait! Wait!
Don't tell us.

[laughs]

Why don't
we all try to guess?

It will be a blast!

[laughs]

Welcome to
"The Guess Sheldon's

Best-best Friend Show".

[giggles]

Taking part
today are...

Nick and Sally!

Yay!Yay!

Our first player is Nick...

[laughs]

Tell me Nick,
do you have an idea

who Sheldon's
best-best friend might be...

Uh...

Let me think.

Good morning,
Shelly.

Morning,
Sheldon.

Nice day.

I know!
His best-best friend

has got to be
another tortoise!

You must be Sheldon's
best-best friend!

Oh no.
I'm his friend

but his best-best friend
isn't a tortoise.

I guess I guessed wrong.

Sally - it's your
turn to play

the best-best
friend game!

Hm...

[snacking sounds]

Uh, oh, oh,
good morning, Freddy.

How are you today?

In a hurry,
no time to talk!

[laugh] It's always rush,
rush, rush with you.

You need to slow down...

You need to speed up,
big boy.

[Pecking]

That bird's
pecking at Sheldon!

Hey!
Stop that!

Are you okay?

I bet that hurt!

No, no, no, that's
just Freddy Finch.

I like it when
he does that.

Hey, hey would you like
some leaves, Freddy?

Nah.
Too stringy.

I'll stick to bugs!

[pecking sounds]

Well I'm about
to go for a swim.

Care to join me?

I know you love to swim
but finches like me don't.

See you!
Ha, ha,ha.

Did you hear that?

Sheldon loves to swim.

Oh ho watch out,
fishes!

Ready or not
here I come!

His best friend

must be...
A FISH!

I bet we'll find
him down there!

To the Thingamajjiger!



I love it when we visit fish!

Maybe one of them
sent me this card.

Pull the subber-e-blubber!

[bell rings]



Dive, dive, dive...!

I see lots of fish.

But which one's Sheldon's
best-best friend?

Let's ask.

Hello -
hello!

Hey, fishies!
Wait!

We need to ask you a question.

Hey!

They're not stopping.

Stopping a fish -
that's easily done!

As long as you have
Thing Two and Thing One!

[whistles]



[giggling]

Hello!



What?



Mmm-mm-mm.

They're using fish food.

Clever Things!

Save some for me!

Hey. Are any
of you fish

Sheldon's
best-best friend?

We love swimming with Sheldon.

But his best-best
friend is not a fish.

We guessed wrong again.

We're never going
to guess who it is.

Of course you will...

when I give you a clue...

Sheldon's best-best friend is
as different from Sheldon

as different can be!

Hey.
It's Sheldon.

Wow! It's like
he's flying...

Like a bird...

Hey, are you thinking
what I'm thinking!

You bet I am.

Going up!

We know who your
best-best friend is!

You do?

He's not a tortoise
or a fish.

He's someone
different from you...

You're big so he's
got to be small.

You've got a shell and he doesn't...

You're slow so
he's got be fast...

You like to swim
and he likes to fly!

I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!

Who is Sheldon's
best-best friend?

[Nick and Sally shout]
FREDDY THE FINCH!

Sheldon is that
the correct answer?

Oh...ah...
Can't reach...Uh,

oh my neck...
it's so itchy!

[pecking]

Oh yeah...
oh that's good..

Ohh...
that's much better!

[picking and
eating noises]

I'll say!
Mmmmm-mmm!

Yeah! Freddy is
my best-best friend.

And you're my
best-best friend!

Then why do you peck at
him all the time, Freddy?

Oh he's not pecking me.

Take a look.

[Picking]

Eugh!
Bugs!

And they're
terribly itchy -

I can tell you!

You're eating
the bugs, Freddy!

Nice work!

Uh-huh!
They're the best!

Whenever I want
a good meal,

I hop on my friend,
Sheldon.

And he's the best
neck-scratcher there ever was.

We're best-best friends

because we always
help each other.

Yay!

Nick and Sally are the
winners on today's

Guess Sheldon's
Best-best Friend Show.

Yay!

Hurray!

Do you have
anything to say?

Being best-best friends

doesn't mean you always
have to be the same.

And it doesn't mean you
always have to agree.

That's right.

Here's a Valentine's message
that I'd like to send.

A feathery finch is our
tortoise's best friend.

[groan] They aren't too alike...

...they don't always agree,

But they need one another as we all can see!

[laughing]

Thank you,
Sheldon!

Thank you,
Freddy!

See ya!
[laughs]

[Nick and Sally]
Happy Valentine's Day!

For me?

Oh, you
shouldn't have.

[Gasp] You painted
red and blue hearts!

Both my very
favourite colours.

We both like
different things.

But we're still
best-best friends.

[laughing]

[Sigh]
We never figured out

who gave me my
Valentine's card.

Maybe it's from someone who's

verrrry different than you.

Hmmm.. I wonder
who it could be?

Hmmmm...
[gasp]

It's from my
best-best friend.

And that's...
you!

Why of course it is!

Happy Valentine's Day,
Fish!

[Giggles]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Isn't this a good time?

[laughs]

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about animals,
plants, and well, fish?

Go to pbskids.org for fun games,
fascinating facts and fantastic

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