01x12 - Gasquatch!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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01x12 - Gasquatch!

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- [engine roars]

- * On your mark, get ready to race *

* One, two, three, let's Blaze *

* So buckle your seatbelt

* We're gonna scream and yell

* When Blaze goes saving the day *

* Blaze! Blaze! Blaze!

* Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed *

* Blaze and the Monster Machines *

* Go! Go!

* Blaze and the Monster Machines *

* Go! Go!

* Blaze and the Monster Machines *

* Go! Go!

* Let's Blaze *

- *

- [engine roars]

- Here I go!

- Wait for me!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo!

- [laughing]

- [laughs] Yah!

- Hang on!

- Whoo!

- [splat]

- Yah-hay!

- That was definitely our muddiest splash yet.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, how 'bout this?

- [laughing]

- Hey, there, I'm Blaze.

And that's my best friend AJ.

- Today we're getting super muddy, because it's...

- BOTH: Mudfest!

- BLAZE: Check it out.

All our friends are here for a giant mud party.

There are mud slides.

- Whee-hee!

- BLAZE: There are mud games.

- Yah!

- Oh, all right.

- AJ: There's even a mud mountain.

- Hey, Blaze, AJ, you guys wanna play mud ball with us?

- Sure.

- Yeah!

- *

- Whoo-hoo!

- [cheering]

- Now let's get muddy!

- [laughing]

- [cheering]

- Blaze!

- Over to you!

- [cheering]

- [laughing]

- Yuck, look at all this mud.

It's disgusting.

- Ah, come on, Crusher.

All monster machines love mud.

- Not me.

I can't stand mud.

- Ah, that's just because you've never tried

playing in the mud before.

I bet you'd like it.

Here, we can blow mud bubbles!

[laughs]

- Ick.

No thanks.

- What about muddy duckies?

- Ew, never.

- Oh, oh.

How 'bout we wear mud hats?

Huh?

[laughs]

-> Yuck, that's disgusting.

- [splat]

- Save!

Oopsie!

- Hey, look, a ball with mud on it.

- A mud ball?

Yuck!

Get it away!

- Hey, our ball.

- Aw, we needed that.

- [groans]

Crusher.

- Don't worry, guys, AJ and I can get the ball back.

- Yah!

- Oh, oh, and Crusher will help you,

because he's the one who knocked it away.

Right, Crusher?

- [groans]

Oh, all right.

- Great.

Well, then follow us.

- [engines roar]

- *

- [cheering]

- [birds chirping]

- Ooh.

Phew.

- *

- Time out, time out.

[heavy breathing]

- Our ball must have bounced over here somewhere.

- [thudding noise]

- I hear it bouncing this way.

Where's the ball?

Yeah, there it is.

- I'll grab it.

- *

- Got it.

- Yah-ha!

Nice catch, Blaze.

- Ick, more mud.

- All right, guys, now what do you say we get going back to--

- *

- That's some kind of mud monster.

Ahhh!

I'm getting out of here!

Ahh!

- Um, hi?

- [laughing]

Hey.

I thought there was someone up there.

Here, let me help you down.

- Wow, thanks.

- Brrr, brr, brr.

[laughing]

Where are my manners?

My name's Gasquatch.

- Nice to meet you, Gasquatch.

I'm Blaze.

And this is my friend AJ.

- Nice to meet you.

I don't get a lot of visitors out here in the forest.

- You mean you live in the forest?

- Well, sure.

Living out here is the best.

I mean, look around.

I've got trees.

I've got fresh air.

[sniffs]

Best of all, I've got...mud!

* I love mud

[laughs]

- Hey, Gasquatch, if you love mud so much,

you should come with us to Mudfest.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mudfest?

What is that?

Tell me everything.

- Mudfest is the best.

It's like a giant mud party.

- Okay, now that sounds awesome.

- So what do you say?

You wanna come with us?

- Really?

Me?

You'll take me to Mudfest?

- [laughs] Of course.

- Well, yeah!

Let's do it!

- All right, Gasquatch, follow us.

- [engine roars]

- [laughs]

I'm going to Mudfest!

- * Come on, let's hit the road *

* Get ready, here we go

* Here we go

* One, two, three, let's Blaze *

* Let's Blaze

* Come on and follow me

- Whoo-hoo!

- * G-g-g-ive me some speed, yeah *

* One, two, three, let's Blaze *

* Let's Blaze

* One, two, three and four, kick the pedal to the floor *

* Seven, eight, let's Blaze

**

- Careful, Gasquatch, it's pretty icy.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- This ice stuff is pretty slippery, huh?

- [laughs] It sure is.

- [laughing]

- Whoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Ah-ah-ah-achoo!

- [birds squawking]

- Wow!

That was some sneeze, Gasquatch.

- Oh, yeah,

it happens every time I get near those purple berries.

Truck berries.

As soon as I smell a truck berry, it's--

ah-ah-ah-ah-achoo!

- Bless you.

- Uh-oh, guys, look.

- BLAZE: A giant rock is sliding this way.

Come on.

- Ah!

- So, uh, guys, how do we stop that thing?

- That rock is really heavy.

And when heavy things get going, they're hard to stop.

That's called inertia.

- Come on, Blaze, let's see if we can stop it.

- [struggling]

I slowed it down, but...

I can't push hard enough to stop it.

- Hey, you know, I'm pretty strong.

Let me push.

[struggling]

I slowed it down a little more, but I can't stop it either.

- We've got to figure something out fast,

before we go off that cliff.

- That big, heavy rock has so much inertia

that I can't stop it and neither can Gasquatch.

- Uh, if only we had some way to push a little harder.

- Hmm, maybe we can stop it if Gasquatch

and I push at the same time.

Do you think we can stop it if we both push together?

All right, let's try it!

- [struggling]

- *

- We did it, Gasquatch!

- Whoo!

That was exciting.

- And now we can keep going and get to Mudfest.

- Oh, yeah, Mudfest.

* I love mud

- [laughing]

- Come on, guys.

We gotta hurry to get there.

- We're coming, Gasquatch!

- * Heavy, heavy things are hard to stop *

* When they're moving

* When objects are in motion

* Yeah, yeah

* They tend to stay in motion

* Yeah, yeah

* When objects are at rest

* They tend to stay at rest

* Inertia

* Heavy, heavy things are hard to stop *

* Inertia

* When they're moving

* Inertia

* Heavy, heavy things are hard to stop *

* Inertia

* When they're moving

* Isaac Newton had the notion

* It's his first law of motion

* Inertia

* Heavy, heavy things are hard to stop *

* Inertia

* When they're moving *

- [ cheering]

- [laughing]

- Ahh!

- Crusher!

You're back!

Crusher, um, what are you doing?

- Ssh.

I'm hiding from the giant mud monster

that lives in the forest.

- A mud monster that lives in the forest?

[laughs] Oh, that's so exciting.

- No, Pickle, it's terrible.

He's--he's muddy and he's huge.

And he's muddy.

- Oooh.

So he likes mud?

Huh, that doesn't sound so mad.

- Pickle, I'm telling you this mud monster is bad,

and we need to hide.

- Well, all right, if you say so.

Uh, eh, ah.

- Pickle, what are you doing?

- [whispering] I'm hiding with you, Crusher.

- There's not enough room for two of us in here.

- Well, sure there is.

[humming]

- [metal clanging]

- [splat]

- Oopsie.

- [cheering]

- Good news, Sasquatch, we're almost at Mudfest.

- Yep, we just have to get across the water

to that dock over there.

- Oh, we can all ride there on this raft.

- That's a great idea.

- Yep, this raft is perfect, all right.

It's big.

It floats.

It's right next to that bush full of truck berries.

- BLAZE: Truck berries, that's not good.

Truck berries make Gasquatch...sneeze!

- Ah-ah-achoo!

Oh, no.

Ah!

- Hubcaps, he just sneezed the raft away.

- AJ: And he's not stopping.

- Oooh.

- That raft is really heavy.

And heavy things are hard to stop when they're moving.

That's inertia.

- We need to engineer something to help him.

We need...a tugboat.

Tugboats are powerful boats that push heavy things on the water.

A tugboat can push hard enough to stop Gasquatch's raft.

- Quick, let's turn me into a tugboat.

The first part we need is a hull.

That lets the boat float on the water.

To build a hull, say hull.

Hull!

Awesome!

Now we need fenders to protect the hull when we're pushing.

To build the fenders, say fenders.

Fenders!

At last, we need a propeller that spins fast

and makes our tugboat push really hard.

To make the propeller, say propeller.

Propeller!

All right!

I'm a tugboat monster machine!

- *

- [engine roars]

- *

- [cheering]

- GASQUATCH: Aaaaah!

- Blaze, look!

- Help!

- BLAZE: Uh-oh, Gasquatch is headed for those sharp branches.

- AJ: If his raft hits the branches,

it'll pop and he'll sink.

- Tugboat to the rescue!

- AJ: Yeah!

- Whoo, check you out.

- [struggling]

- We've gotta help Blaze push harder.

Switching to visor view.

Right now, Blaze is pushing with the force of five.

But to stop the raft, we need to push with a force of 15.

Count to 15 with me.

Start at five.

Five, six, seven,

eight, nine, ten,

eleven, twelve, thirteen,

fourteen, fifteen!

- [engine roars]

- AJ: All right!

- GASQUATCH: Whoo-hoo, that was amazing, Blaze.

I've never seen anyone be a tugboat like that before.

You totally saved me.

- Oh, you're welcome, Gasquatch.

Now let's get you to that dock.

- Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

- *

- [cheering]

- Listen.

That should like monster machines playing and having fun.

- It sounds like...

- BLAZE AND AJ: Mudfest!

- GASQUATCH: It's even more amazing that you said.

- Come on, Gasquatch, follow us.

- Uh, this is gonna be great!

* I love mud

[laughing]

- *

- Crusher!

Oh, Crusher, where are you?

- CRUSHER: [whispers] Psst, I'm here, Pickle.

Look up.

- PICKLE: Whoa, Crusher, what are you doing

on top of mud mountain?

It's so high.

- [laughs] I know.

That's why it's the perfect place

to hide from that mud monster.

Nothing bad can happen to me up here.

- [thunder rumbles]

- Oh, no, a storm cloud.

- [thunder rumbles]

- Ah...!

- Crusher!

- ALL: [gasps]

- This bad.

This very bad.

- Crusher, you've got to get down from there.

- I can't.

My tire's stuck in the mud.

He-he-help!

I need help!

- Excuse me.

I think I can help.

- ALL: [gasps]

- Wow!

He's big!

- But, Gasquatch, how are you gonna save Crusher?

- I was thinking, I could blow that storm cloud away

with one of my giant sneezes.

- That's a great idea.

The storm cloud has inertia.

But a powerful sneeze can push it away.

- [thunder rumbles]

- Ah!!

- Ooo, but to sneeze, I'm gonna need truck berries.

Enough to make me sneeze my biggest sneeze ever.

- Don't worry, Gasquatch, we'll find you some.

- [engine roars]

- *

- To help Gasquatch make his biggest sneeze ever,

we need enough truck berries to fill this jar.

- Remember, truck berries are purple.

So when you see any purple berries, say truck berries.

- *

- ALL: Truck berries!

- Hang on, AJ!

All right!

We've got some.

- But we still need to fill the jar.

So keep looking.

And whenever you see purple truck berries,

yell truck berries.

- *

- ALL: Truck berries!

- BLAZE: Keep looking.

When you see more truck berries, say truck berries.

- *

- ALL: Truck berries!

- Whoo-hoo!

We filled the whole jar.

- He-he-help!

- AJ: Uh-oh, the storm cloud is almost at mud mountain.

- We've gotta get these berries back to Gasquatch superfast.

Let's use blazing speed.

- *

- To give me blazing speed, we need to say...let's Blaze!

Say it with me.

- ALL: Let's Blaze!

- *

- [thunder rumbles]

- Help!

Isn't there someone, anyone who can save me?

- I'll save you.

- Oh no!

But--but you're that mud monster I saw in the woods.

Now I'm really doomed.

[crying]

- [horn honking]

- Here, Gasquatch!

Catch!

- Got it!

- Wait, what are you gonna do now?

- I'm gonna push that cloud away with a sneeze.

- [sniffing]

- Ah-ah-ah-ah-achoo!

- [cheering]

- Yah!

- You saved me.

But I thought you were a big, muddy monster.

- Muddy monster?

[laughing] No, I'm not a monster.

But I do like mud.

- [splash] - [laughing]

- Oh.

I guess I should have gotten to know you

before just deciding you were bad.

- Hey, look on the bright side.

Now you and me can be friends.

- Uh, thank you.

- Now hang on tight, friend, we're going down.

- What?

Ahhh!

- *

- [cheering]

- Uh, he saved Crusher.

- Everyone, this is our friend Gasquatch.

- Hello, everyone.

- Gasquatch came to play with us.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, do you like mud?

- Nah!

I don't like mud.

* I love mud

- [laughs]

- [cheering]

- Come on, everyone, let's get muddy.

- *

- Wah-hoo!

- [cheering]

- Yeah, you know, that's my friend Gasquatch back there.

Yeah, me and him go way back.

- Weeh!

- [splat]

- [laughs]

- Yuck.

- Hey, thank you, guys, for bringing me to Mudfest.

I'm really glad you're my friends.

- And we're glad you're our friend, too, Gasquatch.

- Hey, who wants to see my mud belly flop?

- Totally!

- Why not?

- You know I do!

- Wha-hoo!

- [horn honks]

- [laughing]

- *

* It's Blaze and the Monster Machines *

* Buckle up, gonna roll, now we're ready to go *

* With Blaze, you'll be amazed *

* It's Blaze and the Monster Machines *

* It's time for adventure extreme *

* Gonna kick it in gear, gonna catch you some air *

* With Blaze and the Monster Machines *

* It's Blaze and the Monster Machines **
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