01x17 - Cattle Drive

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.
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01x17 - Cattle Drive

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[man] ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go, let's blaze ♪

[engines revving]

[tires screeching]

Hang on to your hubcaps, Blaze.

Here we go!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo!

[both yelling]

Whoo!

[laughs]

Howdy, I'm Blaze.

And I'm A.J.

And over there is our friend Starla.

She's the coolest cowgirl around.

Yee-haw!

[A.J.] Whoa, Starla, that was amazing.

I wish I could lasso like that.

Aw, well, shucks, Blaze.

I can teach you.Here.

Now let's see if you can lasso...

that can over there.

Okay, I'll try.

That's it, Blaze.

Well, bust my bumpers.

You're a natural.

Now, when you're good and ready to lasso,

shout, "Yee-haw!"

Help me lasso the can.

Shout, "Yee-haw!"

Yee-haw!

All right!

Shew-whee, that was some mighty fine ropin', Blaze.

Now, come on.

Let's get lassoin'.

Yip, yip, yee-haw!

[Blaze and Starla laughing]

[gasps] Crusher! Look!

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

Blaze and Starla are using lassos!

Pfft!

That looks easy.

I bet I can lasso better than they can.

Watch.

You just take one of these lasso thingies,

twirl it around, and then you say that cowboy word.

Um...

yee-hot dog!

[yelling]

Oopsy.

[groans]

Yee-haw!

Ha-ha! Whoo!

[tires squealing]

[A.J.] Uh-oh, it's starting to rain.

[cows mooing]

Say, Blaze, did you just moo?

Wasn't me.

[cows mooing]

[gasps] There it is again.

That sounds like cows.

[cows mooing]

[Blaze] Where do you see trucks that look like cows?

[cows mooing]

Yeah, there they are.

[Starla] Shew-whee!

There's a whole family of 'em.

Look!

There's a mama and a daddy

and a brother and a sister.

Moo!

[Starla] Aw, there's even a little baby cow.

[A.J.] Uh-oh, they look so cold and wet.

Those cows seem awful sad.

Come on, let's go help 'em.

Hey there, cows. Are you okay?

[cows mooing sadly]

Aw, you shouldn't be out here in the rain.

You need a home,

someplace to keep you warm and dry.

Hey, wait a minute,fellas.

I know where the cows can live.

With me in my barn!

My barn's perfect for cows.

See? It's nice and cozy.

[cows mooing happily]

[Starla] It's got heaps of hay for y'all to eat,

places for you cows to play,

and, best of all,

it's got straw beds you can sleep on at night.

[cows mooing excitedly]

Starla, your barn looks like

the perfect home for these cows.

What do you say, cows?

You want to live in Starla's barn?

[cows mooing]

[Starla laughs]

Whoo! Ha-ha.

Well, then saddle up, cows.

I'm taking you to your new home.

Yee-haw!

Stay close, little cow.

We'll make sure you get to the barn safe and sound.

Moo!

[man] ♪ Come on, let's go

♪ We're ready to roll

[woman] ♪ Full speed ahead

♪ Ready, get set

♪ Go

[man] ♪ Time for adventure

♪ Faster and faster

[woman] ♪ Let's go

[man] ♪ Pedal to the metal

[woman] ♪ Let's go

[both] ♪ We can be the heroes

[woman] ♪ Let's go

[both] ♪ Come on, let's go

[engines revving]

[laughter]

[Starla] Yeah! Yee-haw!

Moo!

Moo! Moo!

Moo!

[A.J.] Looks like she's hungry

for that apple.

But she can't reach it.

Don't worry, little cow.

I'll grab it for you.

Yee-haw!

Moo!

[crunching]

[burps]

[laughter]

Excuse you.

[laughter]

[Starla] Come on over, everyone.

Now, to get to my barn,

we're gonna have to ride down this here river.

[cows mooing]

But, Starla, how are we gonna do that with all these cows?

Moo! Moo!

Little cow, you found us a raft with a motor.

Great job.

Moo!

Shew-whee!

This raft will get us down the river plenty fast.

Come on, cows.Hop on.

[cows mooing]

[motor sputtering]

[cows mooing]

[musical mooing]

[laughter]

[A.J.] Yeah!

Yee-haw!

[musical mooing]

[laughs]

Hoppin' hubcaps.

These cows sure know how to have fun.

♪ Oh, we're goin' down the river with some cows ♪

♪ We're goin' down the river with my pals ♪

♪ Yeah, we're goin' down the river ♪

♪ To my nice cozy ranch

♪ Just hope we don't get hit by a-- ♪

branch!

[Blaze] Look out!

[cows mooing]

[all yelling]

[cows mooing]

[A.J.] Oh, no!

The cows are floating away!

Don't worry, cows!

We'll save you!

[Starla] But they've got the motor.

And they're moving so fast.

How are we gonna catch 'em?

I've got an idea.

Different parts of a river move at different speeds.

Those are its currents.

And if we ride the fast currents,

we can catch up with the cows.

[Blaze] Looks like the river has two currents,

one here and one here.

Which current is moving faster?

That one, yeah.

[Starla] Whoo-hoo!

[A.J.] Yeah!

It's working, y'all.

This current's making us go faster.

[cows mooing]

[A.J.] But to catch those cows,

we've got to go even faster.

Let's check the water to find another fast current.

Which current is moving faster?

That current, yeah.

[A.J.] All right!

Yee-haw!

Ride 'em, currents!

Look!

We almost caught up with the cows!

[cows mooing]

[Starla] We'd better hurry

and find us another fast current.

[Blaze] Whoa, now there are three currents.

Which one is moving fastest?

The middle current. Let's ride it.

[Starla and Blaze] Yee-haw!

[cows mooing]

[Blaze] Hang on, cows!

[cows mooing]

Yeah!

Hooray!

[A.J.] Whoo-hoo!

We rescued the cows.

Moo! Moo!

[laughs]

Aw, you're welcome, cows.

Now hang on tight.

We're gonna ride us some currents!

[cows mooing]

[man and woman] ♪ Go, go, go, go with the current ♪

♪ Flow, flow, flow, flow with the current ♪

[man] ♪ In the water or high up in the sky ♪

♪ There's a force that you and I can't deny ♪

[woman] ♪ It's the flow that moves a ship along ♪

♪ It's the breeze that all the birds fly on ♪

[both] ♪ Go, go, go, go with the current ♪

♪ Flow, flow, flow, flow with the current ♪

♪ Currents give us speed

♪ And push us forward naturally ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh

♪ Go, go, go, go with the current ♪

♪ Flow, flow, flow, flow with the current ♪

♪ Yeah

[cows mooing]

Whoo, what a ride.

[laughter]

All right, cows, let's giddyup.

If we hurry, we can make it to my barn in time for supper.

Yee-haw!

[cows mooing]

[Blaze] Yeah!

[A.J.] Let's go!

Oh, wow!

Starla is so good at twirling her lasso.

I mean, better than good.

Like, amazing.

Pfft!

You want to see amazing lassoing?

Check me out.

I can twirl two lassos.

Yee-hamburger!

[yelling]

[gasps]Crusher!

I love your new hairdo.

It's so you.

[groans]

[mooing and laughter]

[Starla] Yeah!

Moo!

[energetic guitar music]



After you.

[engines revving]

Yippee-ki-yay!

- Whoo-hoo! - Moo!

- Yee-haw! - Whoo-hoo!

[cows mooing]

[tires screeching]

[laughter]

Moo!

[Blaze] Go on, little cow.

You can do it.

Moo!

[Starla] Whoo-hoo!

Moo-oo!

[cows mooing]

Nice one, little cow.

Moo!

[wind whistling]

Shew-whee!

It sure got windy all of a sudden.

Gaskets, there's a sandstorm heading this way.

Everyone, take cover!

[cows mooing]

[A.J.] Blaze, over here.

[tires squealing]

[wind whistling]

[engine revving]

Whew, that was some sandstorm.

You're not kidding.

[shudders]

You all right, Starla?

sh**t, I'm okay.

Just a little sandy is all.

But wait. Where did the cows go?

Uh-oh.

With that big sandstorm, they must have gotten lost.

Cows, where'd you go?

[cows mooing]

Listen.

It sounds like two of 'em are over that way.

[Blaze] Where are the two cows?

There they are, yeah.

[cows mooing]

[laughs] Nice to see you too, cows.

Check it out.

There were five cows missing,

but we just found two of them.

Now how many cows do we need to find?

Three, yeah.

Hey, cows!

Moo-oo! Where are you?

[cows mooing]

It sounds like two more cows are over there.

[Blaze] Where are the two cows?

Yeah!

There's a cow here

and one there.

Yee-haw!

Well, I'll be.

We got two more cows.

There were three cows missing, but we just found two of them.

How many cows do we still need to find?

One, right.

We just need to find the little baby cow.

Come on, let's call to her.

Say, "Moo-hoo! Where are you?"

[all] Moo-hoo! Where are you?

[cow] Moo!

[Blaze] Where's the little cow?

[A.J.] [gasps] Over there!

Moo!

Yee-haw!

Moo!

Moo!

Aw, you're welcome, little cow.

[cows mooing]

Moo-oo!

[Starla] Shew-whee!

The cows sure seem happy to be back together.

Just imagine how happy they'll be

when they get to your barn.

Okay, cows, get ready.

I'm gonna show you how we go super fast.

[cows moo]

To use blazing speed and go super fast,

we need to say, "Let's blaze!"

Come on, say it with us.

[all] Let's blaze!

[cows mooing]

[Blaze laughs]

[cows mooing]

[engine revving]

[tires squealing]

[cows mooing]

[Starla laughs]

Moo!

Come on, cows.

Let's get moo-ving!

[cows mooing]

Yahoo!

Crusher!

Crusher, where are you?

[Crusher] I'm over here, Pickle.

I finally figured out how to use a lasso.

All I have to do is spin it around

really, really, really fast.

Yee-hot-skiddely-da!

[yelling]

Uh, we should probably get out of here

before that giant rock falls on our heads.

Giant rock falls on our heads?

[yelling]

[loud crash]

[ground rumbling]

Ooh-whee, I must be mighty hungry

if my tummy's rumbling like that.

[ground rumbling]

Uh, wait a sec.

That's not my tummy.

[tires screeching]

Moo!

Gaskets! Watch out, little cow!

Moo!

Moo!

It's all right, little cow.

I've got you.

[Starla] Blaze, look out!

Moo!

[cows mooing]

Moo!

[yelling]

Whoa-ho!

[Starla] Blaze! A.J.!

[A.J.] Uh-oh, Starla and the cows

are all the way on the other side.

Moo! Moo!

Poor little cow.

We've got to get her back to her family.

[wind whistling]

I know.

Let's use air currents to help us glide across.

The air has currents,

kind of like the currents in the water.

So let's make a vehicle that can ride on the currents.

Let's make a hang glider.

Come on, let's make the parts

and turn me into a hang glider.

The first part we need is the sail.

When air hits the sail, that lifts the hang glider up.

To make a sail, say, "Sail."

Sail!

Next we need the control bar.

That lets us steer our hang glider.

To make the control bar, say, "Control bar."

Control bar!

Last but not least, we need wires

to hold the hang glider together.

To make the wires, say, "Wires."

Wires!

All right!

We turned me into a hang gliding Monster Machine!

Moo-oo!

Moo-moo!

Moo!

[A.J.]Awesome!

Now hang on.

We're gonna ride some air currents.

Ho-ho-ho, yeah!

[A.J.] Nice hang gliding, Blaze.

[Blaze] Whoo-hoo!

[cow] Moo!

[A.J.] Whoa!

Hubcaps, those aren't warm air currents.

Those are cold air currents.

[A.J.] Uh-oh, the cold air is pushing our hang glider down.

[Blaze] Now we're flying too low

to make it to the other side.

Help me look for warm air

that can lift our hang glider up higher.

When you see a current of warm red air,

say, "Warm air."

[air whistling]

Warm air!

[A.J.] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

All right!

The warm air lifted us higher.

But we need to go even higher

to get the baby cow back to her family.

When you see a current of warm air,

say, "Warm air.

[air whistling]

Warm air!

[A.J.] Going up!

[cow] Moo!

We're almost there, little cow.

We just need to get a little higher.

When you see a current of warm air,

say, "Warm air.

[air whistling]

Warm air!

[cow] Moo-oo!

[A.J.] Yeah!

[Blaze] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[A.J.] Look, we made it!

Yee-haw!

Nice flying, partner!

Come on, everybody!

Follow us!

[cows mooing]

[Blaze] Ha-ha! Whoo!

[cow] Moo! Moo!

What is it, little cow?

Moo! Moo!

[A.J.] [gasps] It's Starla's ranch.

And there's the barn.

[Blaze] Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Here we are.

[cows mooing]

All righty, cows.

You ready to see your new home?

[cows mooing]

Well, come on, then!

[cows mooing excitedly]

[cows mooing happily]

Whoo-hoo!Yeah!

[laughs]

- Moo! - Yeah!

[cows mooing]

[water splashing]

[bubbles popping]

[A.J.] You were right, Starla.

Your barn is the perfect home for these cows.

Moo!

[Blaze] Hey, little cow.

You having a good time?

Moo!

Aw! [laughs]

I think she's saying thank you.

[slurping]

[laughter]

Aw, you're welcome, little cow.

[slurping]

[cows mooing]

[Blaze laughs]

All right, Pickle, this is it.

I'm finally gonna make this lasso thing work.

Yay, Crusher!

You can do it!

Yee-haw!

[gasps]

I did it!

I finally, finally lassoed something!

Oh, what'd you get?

It's--it's--

[yelling]

A stinky old cowboy boot!

[sniffs]

Pee-yew!

Yuck.

[man] ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed

♪ It's Blaze

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's time

♪ For adventure extreme

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze

♪ And the Monster Machines
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