03x03 - The Polar Derby

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three,
let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt,
we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze
goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme,
gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah,
let's blaze ♪

[rock music]

♪

- Baa.

Baa.

- Baa?
- Wa-hoo-hoo!

- Baa!
- Baa!

- [laughing]
- Baa!

- Swoops up!

- Over there, Swoops.

The starting line is
just past that mountain.

- [laughs]
You got it, Blaze.

- Swoop-a-loop!

both: Whoa!
- [laughs]

- Yeah!

♪

- Hey there.
A.J. and I are on our way

to an awesome race.

Check it out.

It's the Polar Derby!

- Whoa-ho-ho!
It's a snow race.

- And look.
All the racers are race cars.

- That's right,
and I we wanna join 'em,

I've gotta be a race car too.

Engineering race car!

[electronic thrum]

Slick tires!

Turbo charged engine!

Aerodynamic shape!

Now to turn me into a race car,

say "race car."

Race car!

[engine revs]

Whoo-hoo!

[engine revs, tires squeal]

What do you think, Swoops?

- I think you guys look
faster than ever.

Good luck out there today.

- Thanks, Swoops.

- See you later.
[engine revs]

- [roars]
- Whoo!

- Hurray!
- Yahoo!

- Hey, look who else is racing
in the Polar Derby.

- It's our friends

Zeg, Starla...
- Wahoo!

- Stripes, and Darington.
- Wa-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[all cheering]

[engine revs, tires squeal]
- Blaze, A.J.!

- Well, howdy, fellers.

- Whoa, you guys are
race cars too.

- That's right.
We're all revved up

and ready to race.

- Whoo, and did you guys see
what we get if we win?

It's an ice trophy.

all: Whoa.

- It sure would be nice
to win that.

- Come on, everybody.
Let's get to the starting line.

- Yay!

[engines revving,
tires squealing]

- [scatting]

Hello, racing fans.

This is race car Pickle.

It's a beautiful day
here at the Polar Derby.

The sun is sunny,
the snow is snowy,

and the race track is...

uh...

race track-y.

[engine revs]
- [scatting]

- Oh-ho, here comes
one of our race cars now.

[engine revs]

Race car Crusher, tell me.

Who do you think is gonna win
the Polar Derby?

- [blows raspberry]
Well, obviously, I am.

- And who do you think is gonna
take home the ice trophy?

- I am.

- And who do you think is gonna
crash into a tree?

- I am.

Wait.
I am?

[grunts]

- I--repeat the question.

[cheers]
[engines revving]

[fanfare music]

♪

[engine revving,
tires squealing]

- Rev your engines.
Get ready to go.

[engines revving]
On your marks.

Get set.
[tires squealing]

Snow!

[engines revving,
tires squealing]

[all cheering]

[rock music]

♪

- Rah!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

♪

- Huh?

Uh...

[laughs]

[snowball whistling]

- Blaze, watch out.

Whoa!
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

- Oops, nice snowing you, Blaze.

[laughs]

"Snowing you."

- Ah, man,
now all the other racers

are way ahead of us.

- Don't worry, A.J.

It's gonna take more than
a snowball to stop us.

We just need
a little blazing speed.

[engine revs]

To give us blazing speed,

say "let's blaze."

both: "Let's blaze!"

♪

- ♪ Start it up

♪ Hit the gas

♪ It's time for us to go ♪

♪ Let's drive super fast ♪

♪ Ready, set, let's go ♪

♪ Come on,
come on ♪

♪ Rev it up and hit the road

♪ Blaze on,
blaze on ♪

♪ Faster, faster,
here we go ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
blaze on ♪

♪ Come on,
blaze on ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
blaze on ♪

♪ Come on,
blaze on ♪

♪ Blaze on

[upbeat music]

- Yeah!

♪

Whoo-hoo!

What a race.

Here comes...
♪ Darington

- Darington?

Oh, I can't let
that guy b*at me.

I've gotta stop him.
[all snoring]

Or I could let these polar bears
stop him for me.

[giggles]

Oh, polar bears.

Time to wake up!

[horn honks]
[giggles]

- [gasps]
[all grumbling]

- Wah-ha-ha-hoo!

Ya-haa!

[tires squeal]

[grunts and shouts]

[both grumbling]

- [chuckles nervously]
Easy, polar bears.

Nice, polar bears.

[both grumbling]

Oh!

Ah!

♪

[screaming]
- Whoa!

What was that?

- [screaming]
- Hubcaps.

Darington's in trouble.
[bears grumbling]

- [screaming]
[bears grumbling]

- Hubcaps.
Darington's in trouble.

[dramatic music]

Darington, over here!

[tires squealing]
Whoa!

[both straining]

[all grumble]

- Phew.
Thanks, guys.

- You're welcome, Darington.

Now we just have to find
some way out of here.

- Hey, check this out.

An ice track.

- Oh!

This will get us
back in the race.

- Yeah!

Come on, Darington.
Follow me.

Yeah!
- Wahoo!

- Whoa!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Wahoo!

- Careful, guys.
The ice track splits up ahead.

- It looks like one way
keeps going

and one way leads to...

- [laughs]
- A polar bear.

[all scream]

- Oh, man, we have got
to stay away

from that polar bear.

[dramatic music]

- To keep away,
which track should we take?

The purple track
or the orange track?

♪

The purple track, yeah.

Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- [groans]

both: Whoo!
- Yeah!

[rock music]

- All right,
we bear-ly got away.

Get it?
"Bear-ly."

[polar bear grumbles]

- Uh-oh.

It's another...

all: Polar bear!

- [laughs]

- To stay away
from that polar bear,

should we take the red track
or the brown track?

[dramatic music]

The red track!

both: Wahoo!

- [groans]

- That polar bear can't get us.

[polar bear grumbles]

- Watch out!
It's another one!

- Now which track
should we take?

The pink track
or the green track?

♪

The green track!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Hey!

- [groans]

[all cheering]

[rock music]

- We're doing it, guys.

We're almost out of the cave.

[bear grumbles]
- But it sounds like

we've got to get past
one more polar bear.

- Which track should we take?

The yellow track
or the blue track?

[dramatic music]

The blue track!

Whoa-oh!
- Whee!

- [groans]

- ♪ Darington
- Whoo-hoo!

All right!
- We made it!

- We sure make a great team.

- You know it.

If we stick together,

nothing can stop us.

Race cars...

[tires squealing]
both: Rev it up!

- [scatting]

Hello again, folks!

Race car Pickle here.

Coming to you live
from the Polar Derby,

and boy, oh, boy,
what a race we've had so far.

[horn honking]

Ooh, here comes
one of the racers now.

[engine revs]
[straining]

Crusher, it looks like
you're in first place.

How does that make you feel?

- [chuckles]
Great.

- And you're getting closer
to the finish line.

How does that make you feel?

- Great!

- And you're about to drive

on super slippery ice.

How does that make you feel?

- Great!

Wait.
Did you say,

"super slippery ice"?

[shouting]

[babbles]
Slippery.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Hoo-ray!

- Ha-ho!
And as if the Polar Derby

couldn't get any more exciting,

here come Zeg and Starla.

- Yeehaw!
- Rah!

[chuckles]

- What?
- The question now is:

Will they pass Crusher
and take the lead?

- No, they will not pass Crusher
and take the lead

because Crusher is gonna
stop them with this.

[dramatic music]

An abominable blaster.

- [gasps]

[blaster beeping]

[blaster dings and thrums]

- Oh, my.

Crusher's machine seems
to be blasting out snow.

[blaster dings and thrums]

And cheese.

[blaster dings and thrums]

And chocolate?

♪

- Yeehaw!
- Whee!

[tires squealing]
- Oh!

Ah.
- Uh-oh!

This bad.

[tires squealing]
[both scream]

[engines rev, tires squeal]

- Hang on!

♪

- Phew, that close.

- Thanks, fellers.
If it weren't for you,

we'd have been squished flat.
[blaster thrumming]

- Um, but, guys,

we've still gotta
get past that machine.

- Man, everything it blasts out
is enormous.

- Ah, stuff to big to smash.

- That's okay, Zeg.

We don't have
to smash them away.

We can melt them.

- Huh?
- Melt them?

- Yeah, melting is when
something solid gets so hot

it turns into a liquid puddle.

- And I know the perfect machine
for melting stuff.

A heat cannon.

A heat cannon can
blast out hot air

and heat stuff up
until it melts.

- Ooh!
- Yeah.

- Zeg like.

- Come on.
Help us build a heat cannon.

[upbeat music]

First, we need
a heating element.

It warms up the air
inside the cannon.

To make on,
say "heating element."

Heating element!

♪

Great.

Now we just need the fan blades.

They spin around really fast

and blow the hot air
out of the cannon.

To make the fan blades,
say "fan blades."

Fan blades!

♪

All right!

I'm a heat cannon race car!

[cannon powering up]

[cannon blowing]

[all cheer]

Follow me, race cars!

Time to get melted!

[engines revving]

♪

- Get ready, y'all.

That machine looks like
it's about to blast

a giant snowball!

[dramatic music]

- Uh-oh!

- Snow starts to melt

at a temperature
of degree Celsius.

- Help me use my heat cannon
to warm that snowball up

to degree.
[cannon beeps]

Say " degree."

degree!

[cannon blowing]

♪

Whoo-hoo!

- Yay!

- Nice melting, Blaze.

[upbeat music]

- Be careful.
Now it's blasting out

a giant ball of chocolate!

- Chocolate starts to melt

at a higher temperature
than snow.

degrees.

- Help me heat up the chocolate
to degrees.

Say " degrees."

degrees!

[cannon blowing]

♪

- All right!
- Whoo-whee!

- Yay!
- [laughs]

Good-bye, chocolate ball.

Hello, chocolate puddle.

[engine revs]

[blaster beeping]

[blaster dings and thrums]

- Uh-oh.

Now machine make
big ball of cheese.

- Cheese starts to melt
when it gets to degrees.

- Come on, let's melt it.

Say " degrees."

degrees!

[cannon blowing]

♪

Yeah!
- All right.

- Mmm, melty.

[engine revs, tires squeal]

- [gasps]
Look, y'all.

That abominable blaster machine
is just up ahead.

[blaster beeping]
[blaster dings]

- Oh, boy...
[blaster thrums]

But it just blasted out
a giant ball of steel!

both: Whoa!

- Steel doesn't melt
until it gets super hot.

We need to heat it
all the way up to , degrees.

Quick.
Say " , degrees."

, degrees!

[cannon blowing]

♪

[all cheer]

♪

- [laughs]

Zeg!

- All right!
- Awesome!

- Nice teamwork, y'all!

[engines rev, tires squeal]

- As long as we work together,

nothing's gonna keep us
from the finish line.

[all cheer]

- ♪ Turn up the heat,
turn up the heat ♪

♪ Solids melt into liquids
when you turn up the heat ♪

♪ If you drop your ice cream
on the street ♪

♪ It's gonna melt
from the sun's heat ♪

♪ 'Cause everything has
a melting point ♪

♪ At different degrees

♪ Turn up the heat
- ♪ Melt it

- ♪ Turn up the heat
- ♪ Melt it

- ♪ Solids melt into liquids
when you turn up the heat ♪

♪ Like ice to water

♪ When it gets hotter

♪ Snow will start melting

- ♪ Melting
- ♪ Turn up the heat

- ♪ Melt it
- ♪ Turn up the heat

♪ Solids melt into liquids
when you turn up the heat ♪

♪ Melting

- [scatting]

Race car Pickle here.

Reporting live
from these ice bridges,

and let me tell you, folks.

The ice may be cold,

but this race
is really heating up.

[engine revving]

[tires squeal]

[straining]
Crusher!

Crusher!
Hey!

You are having some race!

Did you know that
you're still in first place?

- Oh, yeah!

- And did you know
that you're almost

at the finish line?

- Oh, yeah!

- And did you know that
you're about to crash

into a snowman?

- Oh, yea--

oh, no.

[babbles]
So pretty, snowman.

- Rah!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

- And just when I thought

this race couldn't
get any more exciting,

I thought wrong!

Here comes race car Stripes!

- [groans]
Not Stripes!

I can't let that guy get across
the ice bridges before me.

So maybe I could cheat
and stop him.

[laughs]
That's it.

I'll make...

a super sun machine.

[dramatic music]

[laughs]

Go on, super sun machine,
rise and shine.

♪

- This just in.
Crusher's super sun machine

is melting the ice bridges.

This could get slushy, folks.

- This just in.

Crusher's super sun machine

is melting the ice bridges.

- Uh-oh.
Whoa!

[screams]

- I've got you, Stripes.

[engine revs]
[grunts]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

- All right!
- We got him!

- Thanks, Blaze.

I don't know what happened.

All of a sudden, that ice bridge

just wasn't there anymore.

- Oh, no.
It's a super sun machine.

- [gasps]
And it's about to melt

the rest of that ice bridge.

- Come on, we've gotta
get across this bridge

before it's too late.

[engines revving

[machine whirring]

♪

- Rah.
That sun machine

is hot on our tailpipes.

- We've only got nine seconds

to get across this bridge
before it melts.

Help us get across in time.

count down from nine with us.

[engines rev]

[all cheering]

[upbeat music]

[dramatic music]

- Uh-oh.
Sun getting hotter,

and bridge melting faster.

[all shouting]

- We've only got seven seconds
before the whole thing melts.

Count down from seven with us.

[engines rev]
[all cheering]

- Way to go, guys.

There's only one
ice bridge left.

- But the super sun machine
looks like it's getting

really, really hot.

[all screaming]

- We've only got five seconds
to get across this last bridge.

Count down from five with us.

[engines rev]
[all cheering]

- [shouting]

Ah, but I thought
my super sun machine

was going to melt
the ice bridges?

You know, like that.

Uh-oh.

[screaming]

[groans]

- Look.

There's the finish line.

[all cheering]

[upbeat victorious music]

[cheering]

♪

- We did it, y'all.

We won the Polar Derby.

- Ooh, and you know
what that means.

We get...

♪

all: The ice trophy!

[cheering]

- That was some race, Blaze.

- Yeah.

It was pretty cool.

[both laugh]

♪

- Well,
there you have it, folks.

A terrific end
to a terrific race.

- It wasn't terrific.
[crying]

It was terrible.

- Aw, tell me, Crusher.

Who do you think
should have won the race?

- [sniffles]
Me.

- And who do you think

should have gotten
the ice trophy?

- [sniffles]
Me.

- And who do you think is about
to have snow fall on their head?

[playful music]

- Me.

♪

- ♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go
with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's time ♪

♪ For adventure extreme

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air
with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines