02x11 - Who Me, Jealous?/A Bunny in a Haystack

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Clifford the Big Red Dog". Aired: September 4, 2000 - February 25, 2003.*
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Clifford, a 20-foot-tall red dog who loves stories, and his owner, Emily Elizabeth, enjoy new adventures as they explore their island home.
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02x11 - Who Me, Jealous?/A Bunny in a Haystack

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Hi. My name
is emily elizabeth,

And this is clifford,
my big red dog.

♪ Clifford needed emily ♪

♪ So she chose him
for her own ♪

♪ And her love made
clifford grow so big ♪

♪ That the howards
had to leave their home ♪

♪ Clifford'’s the best friend
anyone could know ♪

♪ He'’s the greatest dog ever ♪

♪ I really think so ♪

♪ Clifford'’s so loyal ♪clifford!

♪ He'’s there when you call ♪

♪ I love clifford
the big red dog ♪

♪ So they packed up
the family car ♪

♪ And the howards
left the city ♪

♪ They moved to birdwell island
and found many new friends ♪

♪ There to greet
clifford and emily ♪

♪ Clifford'’s so much fun
he'’s a friend to us all ♪

♪ I love clifford
the big red dog ♪

[Laughter]

Woof!

Emily elizabeth:
"who me, jealous?"

[Yawns]

[Yawns]

Mrs. Diller: oh,
aren'’t you just

The cutest little
thing in the world?

What a sweet wittle
puppy you are!

Huh?

[Puppy barks]

[Whimpering]

Such a sweet
little girl.

[Gasps]

Woof! Woof!

A puppy!

[Squeak]

Woof! Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Cleo! There you are.

Ruff! Ruff!

[Panting]
ruff!

Come on and
meet susie, cleo.

[Panting]

Susie'’s my sister'’s
new puppy,

And we'’re baby-sitting.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

[Sniffs]

Woof!yipe!

[Chuckles]

Isn'’t she just
adorable, cleo?

Woof! Woof! Woof!

[Playful growling]

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Go on, cleo,
play with her.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

[Whimpers and barks]

[Gasps] I think you
scared her, cleo.

Mrs. Diller: susie!
Come here, sweetie.

I wonder how long
susieis going to stay.

Come on out from
under there, susie.

Come on, now.
Come on, now.

Ruff! Ruff!

Cleo, stop!

Cleo, you know
you can'’t fit
under there.

[Whimpers]

Woof! Woof!

[Pants and barks]

[Chuckles] go on,
cleo, play with her.

Ruff! Ruff!woof! Woof!

[Barking]

Rrrrrrr--woof!

Ruff!

Woof!

Maybe this wasn'’t
such a good idea
after all.

Okay, you two,
settle down.

[Barking]

Come here!

Come on, come on.

Cleo, sit.

[Chuckles]
good girl.

[Panting]

I'’m going to
put you outside.

Then maybe
I can get susie
to calm down a little.

There.

Now let me get
to that little
puppy girl.

Hee hee ha ha ha!
That was fun!

Mrs. Diller: susie!
Where are you,
sweetie?

[Door closes]

Hey! Wait a minute!

How come I'’m outside,

And susie gets
to stay inside
with mrs. Diller?

I mean,
it ismyhouse!

Wow. She sure
is cute, isn'’t she?

Clifford: hey, cleo!

What you looking at?

Oh, hi, guys.

Go ahead and see
for yourself.

Looks like a puppy.

[Grunts]
a puppy?

Yeah, a really
cute puppy.

We'’re baby-sitting
her.

[Grunts]
baby-sitting?

Yeah. But
she'’s so cute.

What if mrs. Diller
decides she likes her
more than me?

Whoa--unh!

You really think
she'’d do that?

Of course she wouldn'’t.
She loves you, cleo.

But what if she
likes susie more?

She won'’t.

Mrs. Dillon:
come on, baby.

Come on.

Come on, girl.

Woof! Woof!

[Panting and barks]

Aww, isn'’t she
adorable?

She really is cute.

Hey! Cuter than me?

Uh--no, never
as cute as you are.

Right.

You'’re cuter
than cute.

You'’re
super cute!

[Susie barks]

[Growling]

[Barks and pants]

[Laughing]
oh, you are the cutest
puppy I'’ve ever seen!

Yes, you are!

Well, if it'’s
cute she wants,

It'’s cute
she'’s going to get!

[Playful growling]

[Laughing]
so you want to play,
too, huh, cleo?

[Growls]

Oh! [Laughing]
ohh, how sweet.

She wants to play
with you, cleo.

[Growling]
[growling]

[Laughing]

[Softly]
I knew she still
loved cleo.

[Growling]

Ruff! Ruff!
Ruff! Ruff!

[Whimpering]

Oh, did cleo
pull that rope

Right out
of your mouth?

Cleo, you know that
susie'’s only a puppy.

She'’s not as strong
as you are.

Hmm?

It'’s okay, baby.

You come into
the house with me.

What happened?

I thought
I was adorable.

Maybe puppies
get to do things

That big dogs
don'’t get to do.

And big dogs
get to do things

That puppies can'’t.

I can do anything
that puppy can do,

And I can do it better!

Just watch me.

Woman: ah, would you
look at the face on--

Isn'’t she cute?
Oh, can I just pet her
just once, please?

Oh! Ooh,
how sweet!

Oh, she'’s so cute.

Aww, what a cute dog.

She'’s cute,
all right,

But she'’s also
a handful.

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof!

Woof! Woof!
[Panting]

Hah! If they
think that'’s
good,

Wait till they
see me playing
in the water.

Oh, I don'’t
know, cleo.

Humans don'’t like
the way we smell
when we get wet.

Yeah.
I don'’t
get it.

[Sniffing]

I think
we smell
great!

[Laughing]

Woof!

Woof!

I don'’t care
how I smell.

I'’m going to go
show them

How playing
with water
is really done.

Ruff! Ruff!
Ruff! Ruff!

[Panting]woof! Woof! Woof!

[Laughing]

Ha ha!
Isn'’t that
cute?

Oh, so funny!
[Laughing]

Did you hear
them laughing?

They love me!

I got to show them
some more.

But, cleo,
the sprinklers
stopped.

That'’s why
we have to make
our own sprinklers.

Ruff! Ruff!
Ruff! Ruff!

Mrs. Dillon: cleo!

Come here right now.

She probably
wants to tell me

How great I am
at playing
in water.

Hee hee hee.

I guess.

This time,
I'’m going to shake
and get susie wet.

She'’ll love that!

Come on, cleo!
Come.

[Panting]

Ruff! Ruff!

Cleo, stop!

Ruff!

[Whimpers]

Goodness,
what'’s gotten
into you today?

Mmm?

You know
I don'’t like it

When you dogs
get all wet.

[Whimpers]

I expect this
kind of thing
from susie, cleo.

She'’s just a baby.

But you'’re my big girl.
You should know better.

[Slurping]

I know you'’re
sorry, sweetie.

Let'’s go get
you two dried
off now.

Come on, baby,

Let'’s go home.

[Whimpering]

Okay, I'’ve finally
figured it out, guys.

What, cleo?

I think
mrs. Diller loves
susie more than me

Because she'’s a baby.

So, I'’m going
to be a baby, too!

How are you
going to do that?

If you can'’t
b*at them,
join them.

At dinner,
I'’m going to make
the biggest mess I can!

And then after dinner,
I'’m going to chew up
some shoes. And then--

[Gasps]

Hmm?

You'’re going to
chew up shoes?

Sure, just like
when I was a baby.

And then I'’m going
to tug on mrs. Diller'’s
pants leg!

Uh, I don'’t think
that sounds like such
a good idea, cleo.

I mean, what if
mrs. Diller doesn'’t
think it'’s cute?

Yeah. I mean, susie
really is a baby.

She doesn'’t know
any better.

Oh. Yeah.

[Car engine starts]

Bye-bye,
susie.

You come visit
your auntie
anytime, okay?

Bye-bye!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

[Gasps] hey!
Susie'’s going home!

Maybe things
will be okay now.

I'’ll see
you guys
tomorrow.

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

[Yawning]

[Whimpers]

Well, there'’s
my big girl.

You know, cleo,

It'’s a lot of fun
having a baby puppy
around,

[Chuckles]
but little susie

Still has
a lot to learn.

She'’s lucky she has
a nice, big cousin
like you

To teach her
how to be a big
grown-up dog.

Ruff! Ruff!
Ruff! Ruff!

I hope susie grows up
to be just like you
someday, cleo.

[Slurps]

[Chuckles]
because I think you'’re
a wonderful girl,

And I love you.

Ruff!

Ruff! Ruff!

Emily elizabeth: clifford!

[Panting]

It'’s storytime!

You want to hear
a speckle story,
don'’t you?

Woof! Woof!

Heh heh. I thought so.
He'’s your favorite.

Today'’s story is "speckle
and the heat busters."

On the hottest day
anyone could remember,

Speckle and his friends
just couldn'’t stay cool.

Not even
in the wading pool.

Everyone wanted
to play and have fun,

But it was just too hot
to do their favorite things.

Then, speckle thought
of a way they could
play and stay cool.

He brought over
some ice cubes

And plopped them
in the pool,

Then started a game
of "catch the cube".

Then, twirling
the garden hose,

Speckle made
a water jump rope.

Soon the grass was all
wet and slippery.

And speckle led the way

In a water slide
across the yard.

Giggling and joyful,
the friends all agreed

Speckle'’s new way of playing
was totally cool.

The end.

That was a great story.

Isn'’t reading fun?

Woof!
[Slurps]

[Laughs]

Emily elizabeth:
"a bunny in a haystack."

Clifford,
this is wally.

Wally, this is
clifford.

Wally is our
classroom bunny,

And every friday,
someone gets
to take him home

For the weekend.

[Sniffing]

Isn'’t he cute?

You should see him
at school, clifford.

Sometimes we let him
out of the cage,

And he hops and bounces
all over the room.

[Cheering and laughing]

Woof! Woof!

Taking care of wally
is a lot of work,
clifford.

[Chuckles]
he sure loves
his carrots.

I have to help mom
at the store this
afternoon, clifford.

So I'’d like you
to stay here,
and keep wally company.

Woof! Woof! Woof!

[Panting]

Thanks, clifford.

Keep an eye
on him, okay?

Woof! Woof!

[Panting]

Looking after you
won'’t be any trouble
at all, wally.

[Playful growling]

Cleo:
hey, clifford!

Hi, guys!

Come on, let'’s go
down to the beach.

Yeah! I'’m in the mood
to bark at some waves.

Sounds like fun.

Then let'’s go.

Wait! I can'’t.

I'’m keeping
an eye on wally.

Who'’s wally?

That'’s wally.

That'’s the funniest
looking dog
I'’ve ever seen.

Who stretched
his ears out
like that?

Wally'’s not a dog,
he'’s a rabbit.

[Sniffing]

Uh-oh.

[Grunting]

So you'’re
spending the day
with a rabbit, huh?

Yep. Emily says
he'’s a lot of work,

But so far
all he'’s done

Is sit there
in his cage.

Hey, maybe we should
take him out
and play with him.

Emily says wally
likes to hop
all over.

He'’d probably
be lots of fun
to play with.

I don'’t know.
What if he hops
away?

Then we just
hop after him.

He looks like
a pretty fast
hopper.

Don'’t worry,
t-bone. We can
keep up with him.

Then what are we
waiting for?

Let'’s play
with wally!

[Snores]

Why isn'’t
he hopping,
clifford?

T-bone: maybe
his hopper
is broken.

Ha ha! Hey!

Hey!

Wow, he really
canhop fast.

We'’d better
follow him.

Clifford:
there he is!

T-bone:
[panting]
wait up.

Clifford: he went
in that log.

In here, in here!

I'’ll get him.

Uh-oh.

Can you see wally, t?

Yep.

Can you get
him out?

No.

Why not?

I'’m stuck.

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

There he goes!
Come on!

Hey! What about me?

[Grunting]

[Blowing]

Oh!

Wow, that was great,
clifford.

Want to try it, cleo?

Sure!

Later, cleo.
We have to follow
wally.

Right.
I think he went
that-a-way.

We'’ll be able
to see wally better

From up here
on the hill.

[Panting]

[Panting]

Clifford:
I don'’t see him.

Maybe you'’re not
high enough.

How about if you and t-bone
climb on my head and look?

No problem,
big guy.

[Grunting]

Do you see wally?

I don'’t see him,
clifford.

Nope.

No wally
around here.

Wow. Keeping
an eye on wally

Is a little harder
than I thought.

[Sniffs]

There you are,
wally!

Wait!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Wait!

Whoa!

Uh-oh.

Now where
did he go?

Gosh, he'’s fast!

[Pants] I'’m all
hopped out, guys.

Where could he be?

I don'’t see him
anywhere.

What we need to do
is think like a rabbit.

Now, if I were a rabbit,

What would I do?

♪ Ta-daa ♪

[Applause and cheering]

How about you,
clifford?

If I were a rabbit...

Hmmm...

[Panting]

Okay, a little more
to the left.

I bet I know
where he is,

Someplace
where there are
lots of carrots.

Well, there he is.

Yep, just like
you said, clifford.

Someplace with
lots of carrots.

T-bone: he sure does
love his vegetables.

He'’s never going
to leave here.

And he'’s too fast
for us to catch
and carry home.

Besides, I'’m too
tired to chase
him anymore.

Well, maybe
we can'’t catch wally,

But we
can catch a carrot.

Huh?
Huh?

Come on,
I'’ve got
an idea.

Great idea, big guy.

Yep. Good thinking,
clifford.

Thanks, guys.

I'’m just glad
it'’s working.

I'’ll give him
the carrot
when we get home.

[Sighs]

Who would'’ve
thought such
a cute little bunny

Could be
so much work?

Yeah.
He wore
me out.

I wish
we'’d never let him
out of the cage.

Emily elizabeth: hey, clifford!

Did your friends
help you keep wally
company today?

Woof!
Ruff!

Isn'’t he the sweetest
little bunny?

Thanks for keeping
an eye on him, clifford.

You'’re
a big help.

I feel kind
of bad, though,

Leaving wally cooped up
in that cage all afternoon.

Hey, I'’ve got an idea!

How about if I let wally
out to play with you guys

While I clean out his cage.

I'’m sure he'’ll be fine.

After all,
how much trouble

Could a cute
little bunny be?

Okay, everyone,
let'’s play ball!

Yeah! Okay!

Clifford and I know
that sometimes

When we'’re asked to do
something important,

Our friends count on us
to follow through.

That'’s why clifford'’s
big idea for today

Is be responsible.

Hey, where'’s the ball?

Mac said he would
bring it today.

If that'’s
what mac said,

Then I'’m sure
that'’s what
he'’ll do.

Look! There'’s mac now.

Hey, mac, did you
bring the ball?

Oh, I don'’t feel
like playing ball.

I'’m going to the beach.

Gee, mac, we were
all counting on you
to bring the ball.

Uh-huh.

Then, I guess
I better go get it.

Heh-hey!
Yeah!

All right!ruff! Ruff!

Yay! Yay!
Woo woo woo!

Ruff! Ruff!

Being responsible means
others can trust you

To do what you
promised to do.

It feels good to know
that you can be counted on.

And that'’s why clifford'’s
big idea for today

Is be responsible.
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