05x04 - EcoHaven Ooze

[bunniefuu]

Okay, there's this really
bad dude named hacker --

Hacker: the hacker, to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

The cyberworld
from motherboard.

[ Gasp ]
the three kids
are sucked into cyberspace,

And they use brain power
to help save everybody.

Jackie:
okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

Weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the hacker?

Hacker: never!
Matt: there's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "cyberchase"!

Cyberchase, we're moving ♪

♪ We're b*ating hacker
at his game! ♪

♪ Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the motherboard ♪

♪ We'll get him every time! ♪

♪ Cosmic worlds ♪

♪ Freaky places
that we've seen ♪

♪ We've got the power
of one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Running in a cyberchase ♪

♪ We'll meet him
face to face ♪

♪ We'll stick together
all the time! ♪

♪ Adventures in cyberspace ♪

♪ The chase is on! ♪

♪ Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r-chase! ♪

(Bird squawks)

(Slurping)

(Frightened growl)

(Loud whisper)
now!

Yyyyyiiikes!

Buzzy!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hacker:
ahhhhhhh!

(Panicked screams)

You okay?

Buzz:
boss! Boss! You all right?

Okay?! All right?!

Look at me,
you dysfunctional duncebuckets!

I'm a mess!

I've never felt...

What boss?

Never felt what?

Ha! I've never felt...
Stronger!

I feel as if I've just
had a week long recharge!

Whoa! You look really good,
boss!

Yeah,
like a superhero!

Who needs chewcroca?!

I'm a new me!

A little bath in this ooze
each morning

And I'll never need
another recharge!

Drain the pond!

We're taking
this stuff home!

Uh, I think we're
gonna need some help -

Lots of it!

But boss,
what about the animals?

They're not gonna be
happy at all.

(Growling)

(Hammering)

Hacker: (over megaphone)
pick up the pace,
my beleagured borgs.

Time is money!
My money!

Buzz, delete,
stop lollygagging!

And you, cyclops,

Keep an eye out
for those annoying animals!

Good one, your greenness.

Thank you,
baskerville.

Fruit, please.

Inez:
what do you see, matt?

Hacker's building a fort
around the pond.

(Chewy growls)

Chewy said the stuff
in that pond

Keeps him alive
and healthy.

It's like hacker's trying
to keep the animals out.

But why?

We've got to find out
and fast!

(Growls)

Don't worry, chewy.
We'll take care of it.

Inez:
but how can we get in there
without being seen?

Never fear,
the didge is here!

And I have an idea.

I don't know about
this plan, buzzy.

The boss is gettin'
bossier than ever!

Quit thinkin', deedee.

We got work to do.

(Calls out)
turn it on, olga!

Allow me to say,
master,

Your plan for draining
the pond is brilliant.

Yes, baskerville,
it is.

But such is the life
of a superior being.

For you, my liege.

A token of my admiration.

(Gasps)

(Excited ooh's)
excellent!

Just what I need
to occupy my brilliant mind,

While I bask in my bath.

Blop, blop, blop!
(Giggles)

Quack, quack, quack!

I thought you'd
like them, sir.

They came all the way
from taliwonka.

(Camera clicks)

I need you, widge.

I can't hear
what's going on.

No job too small
for the widge.

Hook me up, didge.

I'll be your ears.

This microphone ought
to do the trick.

Okay, bud,
do your stuff!

(Hacker playing in his bath)

Oooh! Duckies!

Can I play boss?
Huh? Huh?

Hands off!
They're mine!

A gift from my...

"A" number one
henchman here.

(Gasp)

You should be recharged
by now, my liege.

Hacker:
of course I am!

But the hacker can
never have too much power!

Wuh-oh!

Buzz:
would you like
some tea, boss?

I've already
given him some.

But boss,
that's our job!

No buts!

Just get the swamp drained!

And do it faster!

But-

Now!

Buzz:
you're right, deedee!

That baskerville's trying
to take our jobs.

Well, we're not gonna
let 'im get away with it.

Maybe, if we gave
the boss a giant ducky,

We'd get our jobs back.

Oooh, oooh!
And he should waddle too!

Oh yeah...

But where are
we going to get

A giant waddling ducky,
huh?

Digit:
hacker's stealing the ooze

'Cause it gives him
a power boost!

But without the ooze,
chewy and the others...

Oh man,
we gotta stop him!

You're right,

But let's look
for another pond, too!

Good idea, matt!

I'm on it.

Jackie:
and we'll figure out a way
to get into the fort.

Widget:
I'll go with nezzie!

(Giggles)
make that inez.

Inez:
wish us luck.

Good luck...

And be careful!

So how do we get
inside that fort

Without all those
guards seeing us?

Um...maybe we can sneak in
when it gets dark!

Digit:
no way!

The walls are too high

And the gate's locked!

And it may be
too late by tonight!

Time out!

What if we...

Ah, no, forget it.

It'll never work.

Both:
what?

What if we build
a trojan horse?

A trojan what?

A trojan horse.

A long time ago,

There was a big w*r
between troy and greece,

And the greeks were locked
outside the city gates.

Just like we are!

So they built this
huge wooden horse

And they hid inside it...

And left it outside
the gates of troy.

To fool the trojans.

Right.

The trojans thought
it was a present

And wheeled it right inside
the city.

Then at night,

The greeks snuck out
of the horse

And surprised them!

Pretty cool invention, huh?

We can do
the same thing!

Build a giant
hollow horse?

Exactly!

Then we jump out,
surprise hacker,

And stop him
from stealing the ooze!

(Skeptical)
I don't know, matt.

I mean, even if we could
build something like that,

Why would hacker take
a giant horse

Inside the fort?

I got it!

We build a giant ducky!

Both:
a what?

A ducky!

Because I heard delete wish

He had a giant waddling ducky
to give to hacker!

Hmm...
A toy duck for hacker.

It might work.

Anyone got a better idea?

No.

Let's see what
we can come up with.

Now what are you doing?

Drawing really
helps me think

When I'm trying
to invent something.

Me too.

It helps me get my ideas
out of my head

And see what else
I might need.

Digit:
well, I think this invention

Is going to need
to move somehow

To get inside that fort!

Digit,
you're a genius!

Let's add a platform
with wheels!

How's this?

Digit:
looks like a toy ducky
to me!

(Groaning)

Don't worry, junior!

We'll get your pond back.

(Giggles)

I love you, too.

(Ferocious growling)

She wants to go
to the fort.

Matt:
it's too dangerous, chewy.

We'll get rid of hacker,
you'll see.

We gotta hurry.

They need their
pond back!

Maybe we went
the wrong way.

Maybe there's a pond
over there

Or over there!

We have to start somewhere,
widge.

Somebody once said,

"Life is made up
of a series of choices.

Not making one at all

Is far worse than
making the wrong one."

Widget:
nez-zie!

Widge!

Help!

I zigged when
I should have zagged!

Man, this stuff is sticky!

Widget:
ahhhhh!

Oh no!

(Coughing and sputtering)

Inez:
I can't reach you!

I'm sinking!

I'll get you, widge!

(Sputtering)

Here it comes!

Pull!

(Grunts of effort)

Thanks!

Let's find some ooze!

Matt:
what kind of wheels
should our invention have?

How many?
How big?

We've got so much
to figure out

And so little time!

And what if it doesn't work
after we build it?

I have an idea!

We'll make a model
from my drawing

To see if it works.

Yeah.

But let's just do
the wheel part -

The part we don't understand.

Good idea!

That way we can
make sure they work

Before we build
the big one,

Not after!

But what can we use
to build the model?

Jackie:
didge, you're amazing!

Was there ever
any doubt?

We can use this box
for the platform!

Cool!

Here... These pencils
can be the axles!

Axles in!

Wheels!

Ta-da!

English muffins?!

You've got
to be kidding!

Come on,
they're really stale.

They should work well
enough for the model!

Wheels in place!

Looks good to me!

Okay,
time for the test.

Give it a pull,
didge!

It works!

Let's build it!

Wu-oh! I just remembered
something.

Delete needs a ducky
that waddles!

Okay, let's see,

There's got to be a way
to make it waddle.

The axles are smack in
the center of the wheels.

What would happen
if we changed it

So that the axle's not in
the center of the wheel?

Digit:
hey! It still turns,

But it kinda goes up
and down too.

Weird.

Maybe if we change
all the wheels

So they're off-center.

Our ducky will look
like it's waddling!

Let's try it!

Delete:
I can't believe it, buzzy!

I've never seen the boss
run so fast before.

It must be this ooze
that's makin' him do it.

I love it!
I feel so...

Energized?

That is precisely the word -
energized!

Pick up the pace,
baskerville,

The pond's almost drained.

(Gasps and grunts)

What's wrong,
oh powerful one?

I think I need
some more ooze!

I'll take you back.

Buzz:
boss, boss! You okay?

Hacker:
do I look okay?!

Now go fill my tub
with ooze!

But, boss...

Baskerville:
you heard the master,

Fill the tub!

(Grunts)

Hacker:
and make sure my duckies
are in there!

(Mocking)
you heard the master,
fill the tub.

Okay, all four wheels
are now off-center.

Pull it!

Digit:
yoikes! What happened?

Matt:
now the wheels are banging
together!

Jackie:
(frustrated grunt)
oh, man!

This is getting really,
really frustrating!

I don't see
how to fix it.

Well, maybe we moved
too far off-center.

Okay, let's try this!

Okay! The holes are closer
to the center now.

Let's see what happens.

Jackie:
yes!

Our invention works!

Now we build it!

Widget:
inez! Over here!

I found some ooze!

Way to go, widge!

Come on, let's get chewy
and the others!

(Sucking sound)

This is not good...

Not good at all.

Jackie:
we have to hurry.

The animals are running
out of energy!

How's the tail look,
didge?

A work of art,
jax!

Inez:
(sigh) hey, guys.

What's the matter?
No luck?

We found more ooze,
all right,

But it was connected
to the big pond.

Widget:
yep. (Slurping sound)

Got sucked away right
before our very eyes!

Jackie:
don't worry, I think we're
going to be okay after all.

(Gasps)

What's that?

Jackie:
say hello to
the hacker quacker!

Hi, guys.

Matt?

Hacker:
ahhhhh...
I feel better already!

You didn't put starch
in my cape, did you?

Absolutely not,
master!

And I'm ironing the pleats
just like you like them.

Hacker:
excellent!

(Hums happily)

Delete:
I can't take it anymore,
buzzy!

I'm goin' down there

And tellin' baskerville
what I think of him!

Don't do it, deedee!

You'll make the boss
mad at us.

I don't care!

It's not right
to take our jobs.

Well,
you know what I think?

I think you should go
stand guard outside

Like you're supposed to

And forget about baskerville.

Okay.
I'll stand guard...

Then I'll take care
of baskerville.

Matt:
okay, guys,
we're good to go.

Excuse me.

After we get inside
the fort

And get that ooze back
into the pond,

How do we get hacker
to leave ecohaven

And never come back?

I know!
We scare him away!

Yeah!
He's afraid of ghosts!

Remember ivanka?

Guys, in case you
haven't noticed,

Ivanka's not here.

Digit:
oh, yes she is!

Once this baby's blown up,

We got enough ivanka
to scare hacker

All the way back to
the northern frontier.

Inez:
cool!

All we have to do
is figure out

How to make the balloon
come out of our invention.

Well, if we make a hole
in the duckie's head,

Maybe we can make something

That pokes it out
on a stick.

Good idea!

Let's make a model
to see if it works.

Digit:
we're out of time,
earthlies!

We gotta get to the pond

Before the hacker's through
draining it!

Hurry!
No time!

They're right.

Let's just rig the balloon
and hope for the best.

We're there!

Jackie:
delete just came out!

Whoa!

A giant toy ducky?

Digit:
quack! Quack!

Neato!

Oooooh!
The boss'll love it!

And it waddles!

Just what I was lookin' for.

We're in!

And we're out!

(Splash)

Come on, let's reverse
the flow of the ooze!

(Laughing)

It won't turn!

(Grunts of effort)

Inez:
got it!
Let's get out of here!

(Chuckles)

We're right next
to hacker!

The stick won't
go any higher!

Then we can't release
the balloon!

We missed our chance!

What are we going
to do?

Delete:
I brought you a present,
boss.

A present, for me?

Uh-huh.

I know you like duckies.

So I got you the biggest one
I could find.

And it waddles.

Ta-da!

Well, well, well.
What have we here?!

Does it swim?

Delete:
well, I haven't really
tested it yet.

Your hackiness!

The pond is refilling!

Hacker:
what?!

How can that be?!

Hand me my cape!

How are we going
to scare hacker away?

We should have
made a model

And tested it
like before.

Wait a minute...

We did test our idea,
remember?

Our invention waddles

Because the wheels
are off-center

And go up and down,
right?

Right. So...?

Well, we learned that
from our model.

This axle is right in
the center of the wheel.

I bet if we change
this wheel

So it's off center too,

The stick will go up higher
when it turns

And push the balloon
out the hole!

Let's switch it!

We did it, inez!

The pond's
filling up fast!

Inez:
the plan worked perfectly.

Nobody saw us!

(Growl)

(Gulp)
almost nobody!

(Growling)

Matt:
run!

Ahhhh!

(Panting)

They're after matt
and inez!

Hurry!

Matt:
this way!

I think we're safe here.

(Growling)

Ahhhhh!

Then again,
maybe not!

Done!

One off-center wheel
ready to spin!

Perfect!

Buzz:
look who we found, boss!

Hacker:
well, well, well...

I should have known
you miserable earthbrats

Would show up sooner
or later!

You have no right
to take the ooze.

It doesn't belong
to you!

It does now.
(Laughs)

You'll pay for this,
hacker!

And who's going
to collect the debt?

This ugly duckling?!
(Laughs)

(Laughing)

Digit imitating ivanka:
hello, hacker!

(Fearful gasp)

Uh! Ivanka!
Is that you?

(Scared gasps)

It's working!

You tried to steal
my treasure...

And now you take my ooze?

Shame on you, hacker.

Shame!

I'll put it back!

I promise!
I promise!

Digit as ivanka:
leave ecohaven now...

Or I'll haunt you
the rest of your life!

(Giggles)

No! I'm leaving!

You'll never see me again!

Ahhhhhhhh!

All:
ahhhhhhh!

Terribly sorry!

Way to go,
deedee!

Delete:
come on, buzzy!
(Laughs)

Wait for me!

Master, wait!

Your hackiness!

Yes! Our invention
passed the test.

Inez:
I think chewy and the others

Are going to be just fine.

Matt:
just goes to prove:

Sometimes you win;

Sometimes you ooze!

Huh? Huh?

All:
(laughing)