01x07 - Sir Coach's Knightly Trading Card/A Knight's Tale

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♪ Her heart is bright ♪

♪ She'’s nella
the princess knight ♪

♪ Adventure is calling,
she can'’t stay away ♪

♪ Her armor is sparkling,
her courage is great ♪

♪ Her necklace is glowing,
now she'’ll find a way ♪

♪ With help from
her best friends ♪

♪ They'’ll save the day ♪

♪ Her heart is bright ♪

♪ She'’s nella
the princess knight ♪

♪ True to herself,
doing what'’s right ♪

♪ Her heart is bright ♪

♪ She'’s nella
the princess knight ♪

Coach: ok, students.

If a fire-breathing
dragon and a knight

Were racing
toward the kingdom

At the same time,

Which one would
get there first?

Ooh! Ooh!
I know!

I know. Pick me.
Blaine?

The knight,
of course,

Especially
if that knight is me.

I'’m awesome.

According to
my calculations,

The knight would be way
too slow without a horse.

The dragon would
definitely get there first.

Well, I would
never make

A silly mistake
like that.

But, as a knight,
if you do

Make a mistake,
what should you do?

Easy. Blame it
on someone else.

Wouldn'’t it be better
to apologize right away

And do your best
to make it right?

Great answer,
princess nella!

Hmph.
[Bell rings]

Whoo-hoo!
Bye, guys.

Have a royal
weekend, everybody.

[Whistle blows]

Hup! Hup! Hup!

Trinket:
nella, nella...

Clod:
garrett, look.

You'’ve got
a package.

Hey, guys.

You got one,
too, buddy.

Open it, open it,
open it.

Both: I hope this is what
I think it is.

Hee! My new nail polish--

Fuchsia shimmer
polka stripes.

Oh! Fuchsia shimmer
polka stripes?

Isn'’t it amazing?

You should try it out
right away on my hooves.

Why not?

Any time'’s
the right time

For a hooficure.

Oh...
Ooh...

Pretty.
Pretty.

Garrett: whoa.
Look what I got--

The latest pack of
knightly trading cards.

Check out the
creatures on these--

The pegasnail,
the spidersphinx,

Even
an underwearwolf.

Uh, now,
that sounds scary.

Coach: hey, hey, knightly
trading cards, huh?

I used
to collect them

When I was
just a squire.

Really?
Sure.

In fact, I still
keep my all-time

Favorite card with
me to this very day,

Ah, a rare card
of the rarest

Of creatures--
the bafflin.

Both: the bafflin?

What'’s
a bafflin?

It'’s a strange,
wild creature

That lives
high atop

The great sky
cliffs.

Whoa!
Wow!

Of course, I'’ve never
seen one in person,

Only the picture on
this classic old card.

Such a beautiful
creature.

Would you like to see
what it looks like?

Totally.
Totally. Whoops.

[Both gasp]

What?
Oh, my goodness.

The card,
it'’s ruined.

But my c--
oh, dear.

It was
an accident.

We didn'’t mean
to do it.

Oh, my.
Well, it'’s ok.

Accidents
happen, I guess.

It was only my
favorite thing

In the whole
wide world.

I'’m sorry, sir coach.
I really am.

Me, too.

I know. I just--

Um, I'’d better
get going now.

Have a royal
weekend, everyone.

Poor sir coach.

He loves that card.

[Wind blowing]

The card!

I feel just
awful about it.

Me, too. But
what can we do?

It was
an accident.

But when you
make a mistake,

You'’ve got to do your best
to make it right again.

But how are we
supposed to do that?

I'’ll tell you how.

We'’re going to
find the bafflin,

Take its picture,
and put it

On a new card
for sir coach.

My heart is bright!

Time to be a princess knight!

♪ My heart grows strong ♪

♪ It'’s time to shine my light ♪

♪ Sword, shield, boots ♪

♪ My courage shining bright ♪

♪ Now I am
the princess knight ♪

There'’s no mistaking that.
Just dazzling.

Come on.
Whoo-hoo!

Garrett:
yeah, nella.

Hooray!

Uhh, this sure is
a long way up.

Nella: just a few
more steps

Through
these clouds,

And I think...
We'’re here.

Welcome
to the sky cliffs.

Whoa!
Wow!

Trinket:
it'’s so beautiful.

But how are we gonna
find the bafflin?

Yeah. We don'’t even know
what it looks like.

Maybe there'’s
a clue

On sir coach'’s
old card.

Hmm,
it looks like

It has the claws
of an eagle...

And butterfly
wings...

And the trunk
of an elephant.

[Bafflin trumpets]

What was that?

Please tell me it wasn'’t
an underwearwolf.

Garrett: it sounded more
like an elephant.

The bafflin has a trunk
like an elephant.

Both:
that must be the bafflin!

Come on. We need
to follow that sound.

Look.

Eagle and horse prints!

They must be the
bafflin'’s footprints.

Let'’s follow them.

Garrett: the clouds
are getting darker.

Looks like a sky cliffs
storm might be coming.

We better take
that picture

And get back
soon.

Uh, the tracks stop here.

But no bafflin.

Yeah. It doesn'’t
make sense.

Where could it
have gone?

Wait a minute.

You said it
before, nella.

The bafflin has wings.

The tracks must end
because it flew away.

[Bafflin trumpets]

There'’s that
noise again.

The bafflin, it'’s
got to be close.

Come on.

Nella: there it is,

On the top of that cliff.

I'’m gonna sneak closer
to get a real good sh*t.

[Snap]

[Trumpets]

[Camera shutter clicks]

Gauntlets! I missed.

Now we'’ll never get
sir coach'’s picture.

Let me try, garrett.

Go, nella!
Hold on. Wait.

Oh, no.
She'’s flying even higher.

I know how
to catch up to her.

Here goes.

Who-oa!

Whoa! Ha ha! Wait up.

We just want to
take your picture.

[Trumpets]

Whoa. How am I going
to follow you in there?

This ought
to do the trick.

Hup! Whoo-hoo!

Whew!

Where did you go now?

Bafflin? Bafflin?

[Gasps]

Wow. You'’re incredible.

Who are you, and why
are you following me?

Oh, I didn'’t mean
to scare you or anything.

I'’m nella
the princess knight,

And I was just
wondering if maybe

I could take
your picture.

Would you mind?

Sorry. I don'’t
really like

Having my
picture taken.

Why not?

For starters,
I'’ve got a trunk,

But I'’m not
an elephant,

And I'’ve got wings,
but I'’m not a bird.

I'’m just so--

Amazing.

Really? Gee, thanks.

There'’s a lot of people
who think so.

In fact, my teacher,
sir coach, happens to be

One of your
biggest fans.

I have fans?

[Thunder]

What was that?

[Wind blowing]

Clod: the wind
is getting stronger.

And these storm clouds
are looking dangerous.

[Thunder]

This way,
into the cave.

Oh, no.
Don'’t worry.

The storm can'’t
get us way up here.

Yeah, but my friends
are caught

Right in
the middle of it.

Oh, we'’re safe.

And sound.

And trapped.

Nella: oh, no.
They'’re trapped in the cave.

I'’ve got to do something.

I sure wish there was
a way I could help.

You know what?

I think there
just might be.

Come on.

Garrett: uh! Uh!

This tree'’s
too big to move.

We'’ll be
stuck here forever.

Oh, no. Who'’s
gonna save us?

[Bafflin trumpets]

Nella: who-oa!

It'’s nella.

And the bafflin, too.

See if you can
use your talons

To lift the tree,
but be careful.

No problem.

Terrific!

Now let'’s go
get my friends.

Come on up.

Hold on tight,
everybody.

I'’ll get you
to safety.

Yeah!
Yahoo!

Now, let'’s get out
of these storm clouds.

Garrett: wow.
That was amazing.

You got
such strong legs.

Trinket: and such
fabulous wings.

Clod:
and what a nose.

Yep. She'’s one
of a kind, all right.

And--wait
a minute--

Is that
nail polish?

Oh. Yeah--fuchsia
shimmer polka stripes.

It'’s my fave.
No way.

Twinsies!
Twinsies!

We have got to
take a selfie.

You mean, you don'’t mind
if we take your picture?

Of course not.

I want to remember
this day forever.

Ok, everybody.
Say, "cheese."

Cheese!
Cheese!

Ha ha ha!

[Bell rings]

Good morning,
sir coach.

Is it?

Without my
trading card,

It doesn'’t feel
very good.

Nella: sir coach, we just
wanted to say again

How sorry we were
for ruining

Your trading card
the other day...

Thank you, nella.

I'’m sure I'’ll get over
it in a few years.

And so we have a little
surprise for you.

What'’s this?

The bafflin
on a new card?

You mean, you all
did this for me?

A knight should
always make up

For his or her
mistakes.

That'’s what you'’ve
always taught us, right?

We know it'’ll never
be your old card,

But we hope it makes you
feel a little better.

It'’s remarkable.

The picture
is amazing,

So much better
than my old one.

Why, this must be
the next best thing

To seeing the
bafflin for real.

Speaking of which,

There'’s one more surprise
we have in store for you.

Sir coach,
meet the bafflin.

Please
call me baffy.

Ya-hoo! Wowee!

This is a dream
come true.

I think we
made it up to him.

Yep, and it sure
feels good.

Hey, how about a picture
of all of us together?

Really?

Say, "bafflin."

All: bafflin!

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Laughter]

Nella: aw.

[Ringing]

Nella: it'’s time.
It'’s time.

Trinket: oh, my gosh, hurry.
He'’s probably already here.

Garrett: who'’s probably
already here?

The ice-cream man?

Nella and trinket:
ha ha! No.

Or a -eyed,
flying ferb-a-loot?

Oh, how many
guesses do we get?

Uh, hello?

We'’re on our way
to see the one,

The only,
the amazing...

Both: sir hamsworth
the great.

In case you
couldn'’t tell...

Both: we'’re his
biggest fans.

Sir hamsworth
the great is here?

The sir hamsworth?

The bravest knight
ever to roam the kingdom?

That'’s the one.

There'’s no quest
he can'’t complete,

No danger he won'’t face.

Nella: what a hero.

I can'’t believe
he'’s right here

In castlehaven

For a surprise
scroll signing.

[Distant cheering]

Let'’s go, guys, or else
we'’re gonna be late.

You don'’t have
to tell me twice.

Let'’s go, guys, or else
we'’re gonna be late.

Oops.
That was twice.

Come on, buddy.

Hooray!
Whoo-hoo!

Sir hamsworth!
Yeah!

Look. There he is.

Man: hey, sir hamsworth,
over here!

Ha ha!

Here I am to
thrill your day--

The one, the only

Sir heath hamsworth
the great.

He'’s here.
He'’s really here.

Heath: there you are.
Don'’t worry, folks.

I have enough pictures
of me to go around.

Hi!

Uh, you don'’t know me,
sir hamsworth,

But I'’m kind of, like,
your biggest fan.

I'’ve studied all your
greatest knight moves,

Like your triple
twirl and lunge.

See? Hyah, hyah, hyah!
Lunge.

Hoo-hoo! Well done.

Princess nella if
I'’m not mistaken.

Yes. That'’s me.
Did you hear that, trink?

He knows my name.

Uh, will you sign
my picture?

I mean, your picture,
your picture.

It would be an honor,
your highness.

Garrett: excuse me,
mr. Sir hamsworth, sir,

But could you maybe
tell us about the time

You met the giant
dragon, rumblefang?

All: ooh!

Well, if you insist...

♪ I'’ll tell you
a tale of bravery ♪

♪ Sure to add to my fame ♪

♪ A tale about
how brave I am ♪

♪ And worthy
of my famous name ♪

All: ♪ooh, brave,
brave sir hamsworth ♪

Heath: ♪it'’s a story
of how I slayed ♪

♪ The meanest dragon
in all the land ♪

♪ The most dreadful beast
you'’ve ever seen ♪

♪ The terrible,
terrible rumblefang ♪

All: ♪ooh, brave,
brave sir hamsworth ♪

♪ I found the beast,
gobbled down a snack ♪

♪ And, brave and bold,
I held my ground ♪

♪ He gave his tail
a giant thwack ♪

♪ And it rumbled,
rumbled all around ♪

All: ♪ooh, brave, brave
sir hamsworth ♪

♪ I was not at all
the least bit scared ♪

♪ Into the dragon'’s path
I sprang ♪

♪ I drew my sword
and tossed my hair ♪

♪ And said, "away from here,
rumblefang" ♪

[Thundering footsteps]

[All gasp]

Clod: uh, is this
part of the show?

I don'’t think so.

Woman: I'’m not
sticking around.

Man: let'’s get
out of here.

Oh, dearie!

Wait. What'’s going on?
What is it?

It'’s rumblefang.

Yikes!

Heath: ohh...ohh...

Are you ok,
sir hamsworth?

Ooh...ooh...ooh.

Um, nella, maybe now
would be a good time

To ask sir hamsworth
to help us.

Yeah. What do you
think, sir hamsworth?

Sir hamsworth?

Ohh!

Nella: hey, where
are you going?

Oh, it looks
like he'’s scared.

But that can'’t be.
He'’s my hero.

He'’s supposed
to be brave.

Maybe he'’s bravely
running away,

Which is probably
what we should do.

There he
goes again.

And there goes
my mane-do.

Mm...
Wait a second.

Something'’s
not right here.

Ohh...

Hey there, big fella.

Whoa, there.
Um, nice dragon?

I like
to think so,

But nobody else
does.

Well, if you'’re
such a nice dragon,

Why are you scaring
everyone away?

And frizzing out
their hair?

I'’m not trying
to scare anybody.

It'’s just that
that knight has been

Telling everyone
that I'’m a big,

Scary meanie,
but I'’m not.

You mean sir hamsworth'’s
story wasn'’t true?

Uh-uh, and if
he keeps on

Making up
stories about me,

Nobody will want
to be my friend.

[Gasps]

That'’s not fair.

But what
can I do?

Everybody always
runs away

When they
see me.

And all because of what
sir hamsworth said.

Well, then we'’re
just gonna have to prove

To everybody that
sir hamsworth was wrong

And show them just how nice
you really are, rumblefang.

Really?

Really.

Are you sure
about this, nella?

Of course.

Once people see
rumblefang doing

Nice things, I know
they'’ll love him.

Hey, it'’s ok,
everyone.

Rumblefang'’s
nice.

Hello!

Oh!
Uh!

Man: he seems mean.

Different man:
sir hamsworth was right.

Ok. I'’m scared.

He'’s just
a little loud.

Go ahead.

Just be yourself and
everyone will like you.

Ohh...

Allow me to help you
with those bags, milady.

Oh, what
a nice dragon.

Nella: see?
He'’s really nice.

Oh, no.

Rumblefang'’s back,
and he'’s got mother.

Huh? Oops.

Look out!
Fruit on the loose!

Oh, no!
Aah!

Run!
Huh?

[Thud]

Hey, you
work it, clod.

That look is so in.

And so in my mouth.
Delicious. Mmm!

Oops. I'’m sorry.

Here. Let me
get that for you.

Uh-oh. Oops.
Oh, no.

Watch out. No, no. No.
Don'’t go.

He'’s not
a mean dragon.

Boy, that did not
go so well.

You'’re telling me.
Ohh...

Ohh...

Uhh...

Oh,
I'’m sorry.

No matter
what I do,

I just make
a mess,

And everyone
thinks I'’m mean.

It'’s all
because of what

That sir
hamsworth said.

Don'’t worry, rumblefang.
I'’m not gonna give up.

I don'’t know how,
but we'’ll find a way

To show everyone
the true you.

Brigade captain:
sound the alarm! Dragon! Dragon!

Drag--oh, no.
[cr*ck]

[Wood creaking]

Vendor: oh, no! The bell,
it'’s going to fall.

Look out!
Oh, no.

It'’s going
to fall.

The golden bell
of castlehaven.

Garrett: that bell'’s been
in the knight brigade tower

For, like, ever.

We can'’t
let it fall.

Sir hamsworth
can help us.

Look. There he is.

I better
get out of here

Before somebody
asks for my help.

Oh, please,
brave sir hamsworth,

You'’ve got
to help us.

Uh-oh. Why, yes.
Of course.

I, sir hamsworth
the great,

Shall bravely
save the bell.

Man: yay! Great.
Thank you, sir hamsworth.

Thank you,
sir hamsworth.

I am brave and bold.
I can do this.

You'’ve got this, hammy,
no problem.

Is he really
going to help?

Uh...

Uh...behold.

I'’m almost there.

I'’ll be fine
as long as I don'’t look...

Down!

Gaah!

Oh, oh, whoa, whoa!

Oh!
Oh, no!

We'’ve got
to help him.

My heart is bright!

Time to be a princess knight!

♪ My heart grows strong ♪

♪ It'’s time to shine my light ♪

♪ Sword, shield, boots ♪

♪ My courage shining bright ♪

♪ Now I am
the princess knight ♪

Now, that'’s a hero.

Quick, rumblefang.

We'’ve got a knight
to save.

Rumblefang:
I'’m ready to rumble.

Aah!

Up, up, up.

There he is,
rumblefang. Quick.

Oh, no! Now
the bell'’s falling.

Quick, we'’ve got
to grab that, too.

Gotcha.

And now
I got it.

Nice catch,
rumblefang.

Whoo-hoo!
That was incredible.

Alas, what about me?
Whoa!

Uh-oh.
We'’re not done

With the rescuing yet,
rumblefang.

Hold on!
Aah!

Oh! Ooh.

Saved by the bell.

Yay!
Hooray!

Man: thank you,
rumblefang.

That was...

Awesome!
Awesome!

See, everyone?

Rumblefang'’s
really nice,

And now he'’s
a hero, too.

It'’s true.

Nella and rumblefang
are the real heroes here.

I'’m not as brave
as I pretend to be.

And?

Oh. I'’m sorry
for telling everyone

You were mean,
rumblefang.

It was wrong of me
to make up stories.

Can you ever forgive
a dashing knight like me?

Sure, I can,
but maybe you

Can stop singing
that old song.

Or how about
we make up a new one?

Both: ♪ who'’s the dragon
that'’s kind and true ♪

♪ The nicest guy
in all the land? ♪

♪ Cheer it loud
once and for all ♪

♪ It'’s the wonderful,
wonderful rumblefang ♪

[Ringing]

Dad: in appreciation
for saving the golden bell

And protecting us all,
I happily proclaim this day

Royal rumblefang day.

We love you.
Yay, rumblefang.

Here'’s the key
to the kingdom, big guy.

You'’re welcome back
anytime.

Oh, I'’m so touched.

My dragon mama
would be so proud.

Thank you, and
thank you, nella.

You'’re the nicest knight
I'’ve ever met.

Aw!

Hooray!
This is awesome!