06x08 - A Perfect Score

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Cyberchase". Aired: January 21, 2002 –; present.*
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06x08 - A Perfect Score

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Okay, there's this really
bad dude named hacker --

Hacker: the hacker, to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

The cyberworld
from motherboard.

[ Gasp ]
the three kids
are sucked into cyberspace,

And they use brain power
to help save everybody.

Jackie:
okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

Weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the hacker?

Hacker: never!
Matt: there's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "cyberchase"!

Cyberchase - we're moving

We're b*ating hacker at his game

Don't tell me that he's
trying to hack the motherboard

We'll get him every time

...places that we've seen

We've got the power
of one two three four

Running in the cyberchase

We meet him face to face

We'll stick
together all the time

Adventures in cyberspace

The chase is on!

C-y-b-e-r-chase!

Spiketiiiime!

Sorry, didge.

You okay?

I...i think so.

Do you know where you are?

On vacation at club
solaria and loving it!

No chaos to fight,
and no hacker!

Volleyball, anyone?

Hacker!

What are you doing here! ?

Just looking for a little
rest and relaxation.

Even the king of chaos
needs an occasional vacation

From villainy.

Like we're supposed
to believe him?

Ta-ta, kiddies.

Yes, ladies, cruise the view.

Check out the chin.

...hel-lo there.

Hello, hacky-poo.

Wicked!

I...i had no idea you were here.

Surf's up!

Whoa!

Check out that surfer dude.

That's t*nk grommet -
the best cyber-surfer ever!

Sorry it took so long, wicks.

Looks delicious, waiter.

I'll have the same.

He's not a waiter, hackie-poops.

Meet t*nk grommet.

Did she tell you she's a witch?

She didn't have to, brother.

She casts her spell
every time I look at her.

You see, hackie-poo?

Someone knows a good
thing when he sees it.

If you ask me, he doesn't know
a surfboard from a zucchini

Man, aren't they incredible?

Yeah, right.

What's incredible is a perfect
set and a genormous spike!

C'mon, let's play volleyball!

If this is so boring, matt...

How come t*nk
grommet is so into it?

Hey, boss, the
dancers are over there.

Yeah, don't you like dancing?

The only dancing I'm gonna do
is on surfer boy's pretty head!

Alrighty, everyone!

It's time for our judge
to tell us which couple

Has won this year's movin' and
groovin' solaria dance contest!

King dudicus, who's our winner?

Well, tappy...i'd say they
were all totally awesome.

That's great, but which
couple was the most awesome?

They were like equally awesome.

C'mon, who won?

Make a choice!

King, as the judge,
you have to pick one winner.

That's what judges do.

It would be a lot easier
to figure out who the winner

Is if dancing was a sport.

Dancing is so a sport!

Be right back.

Excuse me, my name's inez.

Can I make a suggestion?

Please.

Since king dudicus can't
pick a winner by himself,

Why not add another judge?

Great idea!

You're a judge.

Who do you think won?

What if inez picks one couple
- and I pick a different one.

Who wins then?

Ooh...a split decision.

We'll have three judges, then.

I'll be the third one.

I vote for--

Wait-wait, I can't be a judge.

I didn't see all
the dancers dance.

No problem, we'll
have a do-over!

A do-over?

Now that we have three judges
instead of one - we're going to

Start the contest over so we can
all see it and pick a winner.

Who's dancing in the do-over?

C'mon, buttercup, let's
show 'em what we can do.

We're in!

C'mon, folks...we
can't have a dance contest

With only one couple.

Step up...and show
us what you've got.

C'mon, boss, go out there!

Show wicked what you got!

Yeah!

You can dance
circles around that guy.

Of course I can!

I can do it in my sleep!

But who would I dance with?

C'mon matt, be my partner.

If the best surfer in all
of cyberspace can dance,

So can you.

No way!

What about you, didge?

I hear you can really wing it.

Nice try, jax...but
the didge does not dance.

Well, maybe one time...

But not today.

Hello, my little cyber-squader.

Hacker!

What do you want?

Actually...

I feel like dancing.

Ew!

Who would dance with you?

Let me put it another way!

My two duncebuckets just waltzed
off with your little earthpal.

Uh!

Inez is gone!

But certainly not forgotten.

Now then, if you ever
want to see her again,

You'll dance with me.

You can't do this, hacker!

I already did!

Shall we?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Not till after we win...got it?

Ahh...it looks like we
have another couple.

The hacker!

The jackie!

The losers!

You find inez...i'll figure
out how to handle things here!

I'm on it!

Let's get this show on the road!

But inez is gone!

We only have two judges.

Yeah.

Like, what happens if I vote
for him -and you vote for her?

I'll be the third judge!

Oh, goody!

The do-over can begin!

On one condition!

If wicked uses her wand
or any magic...they lose!

Fine!

But if the judges,
including that earth kid...

Don't judge fairly...
The green guy loses!

Agreed!

Hey! I'm not a cheater!

You'll both get
exactly what you deserve!

Okay, couples,
here's the routine.

We're looking for something
stylish and athletic.

Something like this.

Music, maestro.

Each couple will
have time to practice...

Then the do-over dance
contest will begin.

Time to hang ten,
wicks...make that twenty!

Oooh!

I love it when you talk surfy!

Can you do any of those steps?

Of course not!

But you're going to teach me.

Eww! Eww! And double eww!

Buzz! Delete!

Let me down!

I...i don't think
they heard you.

Hey, guys!

Can we talk about this?

I can't get a picture, buzzy.

Keep workin' on it, deedee.

We gotta watch the boss win.

Kozlow, can't you
get this thing moving?

Not from up here.

I hate heights.

But you run the ferris wheel,
how can you hate heights?

I just run it - I
don't ride in it!

Ooooooooo...

That looks like a good
place to look for nezzie...

Inez!

You up here?

Or are you down there? Aaah!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

This sure beats flyin'!

Hey, nezzie!

You back there?

Yoikes!

The cyber-serpent of solaria!

I think I'll
look somewhere else.

Having trouble, hackie-doodle?

Not at all, my wayward wicked.

Just mastering my technique.

Oooooooh!

Oh, brother, this
is going to be painful!

Okay, guys, I need
a little judging help.

How do we pick a winner
and be fair about it?

Easy.

We watch the two couples dance,
and decide which one is best.

Whoa...just
thinkin' about watchin'

All those steps makes me dizzy.

Good point, king.

Um...i know!

We'll just focus on the
hardest parts: the leap,

The slide and the spin.

But how do you
judge a dance step?

I mean, it's not
like the long jump...

Where you measure
how far someone jumped.

Judging dance steps
is a little different.

How high you jump is important,

But you also judge
how well it's done.

Watch.

Was that a good leap?

Less than awesome, dudette.

How was that one?

Totally awesome!

Man, I thought only basketball
players could jump that high.

Okay, we got it.

We judge each move
awesome or pathetic.

Let the contest begin.

Time out, guys.

What if a move
isn't really awesome -

But it's not pathetic, either.

There's gotta be
something in between.

Point taken, matt...

That's it...points!

Points?

Yeah, we give points for
each of the big moves!

You know, like on a scale of
one to five - five is awesome

And one is pathetic...

...and three is in-between!

Okay, let's try it.

Judges, how many points
would you give this move?

Oh no!

We have like totally
different scores!

That's a good thing!

We each score the
dance as we see it.

Oh I get it...!

But wait a sec.

If we're gonna give
points to three moves...

And they're two dance teams,

There's no way I can keep
all those numbers in my head.

No problem.

Just make a scorecard.

Something like this.

Here are the three big
moves: leap, spin, and slide.

And we put the score for
each over here...one to five.

Got it.

Then what?

We combine the three into one
total score for the performance.

That's fair!

Agreed!

I think we're ready to
judge a dance contest!

Inez-inez-inez?

You in here-here-here?

Yoikes!

What was that-that-that?

No way buzz and delete
would ever go in there...

Didge!

Any luck finding inez?

Not yet, I'm still lookin'.

How's it goin' there?

The dance contest
is about to start.

I'm gonna be a judge.

Perfect!

Just make sure hacker wins!

Okay?

I can't do that,
didge...i have to be fair.

If hacker's better
than wicked, he'll win.

You've gotta find inez!

And if I don't...i don't
wanna think about it!

Welcome back to solaria's first
ever do-over dance contest!

The boss looks good, huh?

Think he's gonna win?

I dunno, deedee.

Wicked's got some
pretty mean moves.

Mean moves.

Good one, buzzy!

High five!

Up top!

Oh, man, this
is not good at all!

Oww!

Sorry, I got carried away.

Do that again, and you
will be carried away!

Did you see that?

He nearly leaped
out of the building!

You can do that, right?

The high-flying
hacker can do anything!

Two great leaps...but because
they didn't leap together...

...i give 'em a three.

Quick spin! Sweet!

Great spins, and
perfectly together.

I give them a five!

Caught ya!

Awesome slide, but a hairy
finish I award them a four!

Time to add up our points.

Let's do it, dude!

Three plus five is eight...

Plus four gives me
a total of...twelve!

My total's eleven.

And mine's thirteen!

Now what?

We've got three separate scores.

That doesn't work.

Ohhhh - what if we add
our total scores together?

That way we each
have an equal say.

Totally awesome.

One grand total coming up...

...thirty-six!

Thirty-six out of how many?

What's the most points
a couple can get?

I dunno...let's see.

A perfect score
from each judge would be

Five plus five plus five.

That's fifteen.

And three judges
times fifteen points is...

Fifteen...

Thirty...

Forty-five.

Forty five points!

...got it!

Your attention, please.

Wicked and t*nk have
a score of thirty-six

Out of a possible
forty-five points!

Thirty-six out of forty-five?

b*at that, hackie-poo,
and I'll eat my broomstick!

Get a grip, hacker!

We can still win.

But...i can't afford
to look like a fool!

It's not very becoming.

Look, I'm gonna say
this once and never again.

You've got the moves.

You're a good dancer.

But you have to
believe in yourself.

Believe in myself?

That's all I believe in.

However...

I also believe your fellow
earthbrat will give me a good

Score ...a really good score!

Didge, did you find her yet?

Nope - and I'm almost
outta places to look!

Keep goin'!

It's dance-time for hacker...

You have to find inez - fast!

I hear you, matty!

C'mon, kozlow, help me think.

There must be
something we can do.

Maybe we can start the
ferris wheel somehow...

Maybe you'll get an
idea if you look down, koz.

Just take one look.

I know you can face your fear...

Are you okay?

Yes.

Yes!

I'm gonna try it again.

You hear somethin?

Nope...

And now...jackie and the hacker!

Remember, the score they
have to b*at is thirty-six!

Go get 'em, boss!

Dance your heart out!

Perfect leaps, perfect
timing, perfect score!

They nailed it, wicks!

The hacker's giving
an epic performance!

Don't worry, t*nk.

The king of chaos will find
a way to mess things up -

He always does.

My wig!

Forget your wig!

Get back here!

Never!

That's my whacky-hackey.

Oh, no!

I have to take away points
for hacker's mistake...

But if I do, what's
going to happen to inez?

So, what'da ya think,
buzzy...the boss gonna win?

I dunno, deedee.

But if that earthbrat ever wants
to see this earthbrat again -

The boss better win!

You can overcome your
fear, kozlow, I know you can.

Okay...i'll try.

Dudes!

Let us down!

That was great!

Now if we can just figure
out a way to get down...

I'm afraid we'll be stuck
here a looooong time...

Have no fear -
the didge is here!

Didge!

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Who's your friend?

Digit...say hello to kozlow.

Hiya, koz.

You ready to get outta here?

Uh, let me think... Yes!

I'll get you down in a jiffy!

Somebody stop this thing!

Lets go!

See ya!

Hellllllllllllllp!

I gave hacker and jackie a
five, a five and a two...

For a total of twelve!

I gave them a five, a five...

And a one...for
a total of eleven!

I gave them a
five...a five...and--

...well? ?

C'mon, matt, everyone's waiting.

...and a two...

A two!

....for a total of ...twelve.

That means I won...right?

What?

Wicked and t*nk have a
total of thirty-six points.

Hacker and jackie
have a total of...

...thirty-five points!

Matt!

The winners of the solaria
do-over dance contest

Are wicked and t*nk.

This is all your fault!

Wicked, is there
anything you'd like to say?

Yes.

I'd like to thank the judges
for being fair and honest -

And recognizing a true champion.

As for my opponent...

You lose!

Buzz...delete...where are you?

It's the boss!

What'll I tell im?

Just don't answer it!

I couldn't help it, jax.

Wicked was better.

I couldn't vote for
hacker - I had to be fair.

I know, matt...but
we've got to find inez!

Good luck!

I don't think you'll see your
little friend anytime soon.

Hi, guys!

What??

All right!

Buzz!

Delete!

Inez!

You're safe!

Was there ever any doubt?

Now that's awesome!

Stay right where you are,
it's cyberchase for real!

I'm such a nervous wreck!

Thank you so much
for coming with me.

That's what friends are for.

I've practiced for
this tryout every day

For the past two weeks.

Only two weeks?

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Oh, I don't feel so good.

How does my makeup look?

It could look better.

Let me fix it.

No thanks.

There's not enough time.

Tryouts are about to start.

Oh, it's uneven.

We need another minute!

Bianca, I gotta go!

How am I going to get on
the squad looking like this!

Well, you could
always do something else

With your free time.

I'd rather you didn't
come into the tryouts.

That's not very nice.

I cleared my schedule
just to support you today.

You'll be judged
in three categories:

Motion placement,
execution, and showmanship.

The judges will give you up to
five points in each category.

Spirit!

All-stars!

The blue, silver, white!

The best of the
best, that's right!

!

That's a really high score!

Well, it's my turn.

Good luck!

Thank you.

Yeah, natalie!

You can b*at a .

Spirit, all-stars,
the blue, white-

You go, girl!

The blue, white, silver-

Shake it off, shake it off!

You got it, you got it!

Please be quiet.

I'm here to lend support.

That's what friends are for.

Spirit, all-stars,
the blue, silver-

Wait.

Turn it around,
just turn it around!

If you aren't quiet, we're going
to have to ask you to leave.

Okay, okay.

Uh, the best of the
best, that's right!

Thank you.

A total of ?

Ouch.

No fair.

You did a great job.

Those judges are crazy.

No, bianca.

That was fair.

My tryout was awful because
you made me feel so nervous.

I was just trying to help you...

But you made things worse!

I'm sorry!

Wow!

We have got to find out when
the basketball tryouts are.

Well...

I promise I won't come.
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