06x10 - Spheres of Fears

[bunniefuu]

Okay, there's this really
bad dude named Hacker --

HACKER: The Hacker, to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

the Cyberworld
from Motherboard.

[ GASP ]
The three kids
are sucked into Cyberspace,

and they use brain power
to help save everybody.

JACKIE:
Okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save Cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the Hacker?

HACKER: Never!
MATT: There's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "Cyberchase"!

Cyberchase - we're moving

we're b*ating Hacker at his game

Don't tell me that he's
trying to hack the Motherboard

we'll get him every time

...places that we've seen

We've got the power
of one two three four

Running in the Cyberchase

We meet him face to face

We'll stick
together all the time

Adventures in cyberspace

The chase is on!

C-y-b-e-r-chase!

And...and...and then
Hacker sold my bunny!

My George is g...g...gone!

Poor Delete!

So...so I took his new
plan to take over Cyberspace!

It's all yours!

Way to go, Delete!

But Hacker knows I took
it...and he's looking for me!

Come to Bleak Pines and--

Delete!

Are you there?

We have to go help him!

And get Hacker's new plan!

Come on!

Whoa whoa whoa and whoa!

You don't actually
believe Delete, do you?

I do!

Me too!

Well, I don't!

I worked for The Hacker
long enough to say it's a trap!

Jax?

Um, Matt and Inez do
have a point, Didge.

Help Delete, save Cyberspace

...on the other hand, who
knows Delete better than you?

Then again--

We're going!

If this isn't a trap,
then I don't know what is!

Delete needs us, Didge.

If we can only find him.

Pssst!

Over here!

You came!

Thank you, thank you!

Where's Hacker's plan?

This way...hurry!

What happened?

We're locked in!
We're locked in!

Once I deposit those
kids where they belong,

I can begin Phase Two of
my plan without interference!

Admit it, boss, you couldn't
have done this without Deedee.

He's a pretty good actor, huh?

His starring role
has yet to come!

Buckle up, earthbrats!

Time for a little trip!

I told you this would happen!

But...not to worry, the
Didge is on top of his game.

My Lock Buster Rope will
open any lock in a flash.

I'll fly out...unhook the
bubble...and push us to safety!

What do we do with it?

Measure the size
of that circle lock -

while I look for the
other end of this thing.

Okay. Let's see.

...Got it!

Poifect!

It's too short!

Inez!

You didn't measure right!

I did, too!

You asked me to measure
the size of the circle.

So I measured the diameter
- the distance across!

But I needed the
all-the-way around distance!

Then you should have said so!

That's the circumference!

Time out, guys!

We're comin' up on
something really weird.

Yoikes!

The Spheres of Fears!

The creepiest
places in Cyberspace!

I was here once with Hacker...

Didge! Try that
rope thingie again!

Hurry!

We gotta get out of here!

I'm hurryin', I'm hurryin'!

It's too late!

We're trapped!

Good one, boss!

Why thank you, Buzz.

Welcome to your
new home, earthbrats.

You too, cyberturkey!

Relax...enjoy...you'll
be here a long, long time.

Oh, by the way, I'll be
at the Northern Frontier...

if you need anything.

No!

Wait!

Stop!

I knew it was a trap, but no,
no one listens to the Didge!

And now look where we are!

Aaahh!

You were right, Didge.

This is one scary place!

Guys, we have got
to get it together.

Just stay calm, and we'll
figure out a way outta here.

Hey - use your
Lock Buster, Didge!

Yeah!

Only this time we'll--

I know...measure
the circumference!

...Oh, no!

There's not enough rope
left to go all the way around!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

What was that, Didge?

Creepers!

There's all kinds of 'em...

Winged ones,
Crawling ones and...

We gotta call Motherboard!

Begin Phase Two!

To escape..find code book.

Where do we find
it, Motherboard?

End of orange brick road.

Motherboard communication out!

Find code to lock and--

Motherboard!

She's gone!

What happened? !

No clue!

But you heard Mother-B.

Let's go get that
code book at the end

of the orange brick road.

Um...Didge?

Do you think maybe you could
just fly to the other end -

get the code book
- and fly back?

Too s-s-scared...

Okay.

Then we walk...together.

A Winged Creeper!

RUUUUUN...

It's locked!

We're doomed!

Didge, Didge, it's okay.

The Creeper's long gone.

For now!

But what if it comes back?

I'm not sure I
can do this, boss.

Of course you can, Delete!

You're an ac-tor!

Think about everyone in
Cyberspace, watching you -

obeying your every command
as if you were Motherboard.

I'm Motherboard.

I am Motherboard.

I am...MOTHERBOARD!

Excellent!

Just repeat after me.

Camera!

Camera!

Not you, you duncebucket!

Camera on, boss.

We're live across Cyberspace!

Citizens of cyberspace -

I have discovered a
way to dispose of Hacker.

Citizens of Cyberspace...
I have discovered a way...

to dispose of Hacker.

But I need your help.

Hacker hates messes.

Hacker hates messages...

Not messages...messes!

Messes...Hacker hates messes.

So throw pies everywhere.

Throw them far...throw them now!

Throw pies everywhere.

Throw them now!

Phase Three is working!

A mock Motherboard
causing cataclysmic chaos!

A positively perfect plan!

Once the chaos reaches
the 'danger' zone...

...the chaos will
be irreversible!

Guys!

Motherboard's back!

Mess up cyberspace...
mess, mess, messy!

Man, Mother-B looks kinda
weird, don't you think?

Yeah, and why does she want
everyone to make a mess?

'Cause it's not
Motherboard, that's why!

Check out her hair!

Yoikes!

That's Delete's
antenna stickin' up!

He's pretending
to be Motherboard!

Now make noise...lots of noise!

Brilliant!

The more mess...the more
noise...the more chaos...

...the greater the vibrations
throughout Cyberspace!

I don't know what
Hacker's up to -

but we gotta get
outta here fast!

How?

We can't even get through the
gate to get to the code book!

Yes we can!

I forgot about this!

First you put in a cyber-coin...

Then you get a can.

All the cans in here have
a key to open the gate!

All ya do is pick the label
that fits the can - ya know,

the one that goes all the
way around the can just right.

How about this one?

Uh-uh, I think it's this one?

No, the long one!

Let's just try this one!

Nope, too short!

Sorry...

Didge, we need another coin!

Last one.

So no guessing this time.

We need to figure out for
sure which label fits the can.

How do we do that?

I've got it!

I can measure around the
can with this licorice.

...No I can't, it
keeps slipping.

But wait!

I can measure the diameter.

Does that help?

Dunno...

Do you think there's a
way to use the diameter

to figure out the circumference?

Worth a try!

Let's measure some
circles and see.

Let's try this round rock.

First the diameter...

And now the circumference.

Man, the circumference is a
lot longer than the diameter!

About one...two...
three times longer!

So it takes a little
more than three diameters

to equal the
circumference of this circle!

Let's see if the same is
true for this bigger circle!

The diameter...

And the circumference.

...Huh!

Different size circle, but
same result: the circumference

is still a little more
than three times the diameter.

...We're good to go!

What was that? !

The most terrifying Creeper
of all - the King Creeper!

We gotta get through
the gate NOW!

Okay, the diameter is this long!

And we know the rule:
to reach all the way around,

the length of the label
has to be a little more

than three times the diameter!

Hurry...measure it already!

One diameter-two
diameters-three diameters...

and a little bit more!

Now we need the label
that matches this length!

Touchdown!

It fits just right!

...I got the key!

Open the gate! Open the gate!

Hurry!

Yes...YES!

It's working!

Those cyber-sheep will do
anything Motherboard says!

Delete!

We need more chaos!

He's in the
make-up trailer, boss.

What? !

Ooooooooo!

Eeeeeeee!

Iiiiiiiii!

Delete!

You have more chaos to cause!

Get back on camera!

Oh, I don't think so.

You don't what? !

I've been doing
some thinking, boss.

Here's my new contract..

Unlimited donuts
for your best friend?

Green coated candy?

Four bunnies named George?

This is an outrage!

No contract - no Motherboard!

...Actors!

What happened to the Creeper? !

I don't know -
but I don't miss it

Um...do we have to go in there?

It is awful dark.

Guys, as much as I don't want
to go in there, we can't stop

Hacker if we don't get out of
this place - and we can't get

out of here unless we
get that code book!

Jackie's right.

We don't have a choice.

Oh man...

Matty...do you have to whistle?

It takes your mind
off being scared.

Try it.

...Nothin's comin' out.

My whistle's not workin'.

We'll whistle for you, Didge.

Don't be afraid.

...We did it!

We made it all the
way across the sphere!

And look!

I bet that's the code book!

Awesome.

Watchout!

That's not a flower!

Looks like a flower to me.

MAAAAAAT!

Hey! Who turned out the lights?

Hellllllllllp!

Get me outta here!

Quick!

Tickle it!

Goochy-goochy-goo!

Tickle-tickle!

Tee-hee!

Gotcha!

Matt...you okay?

Yeah...I think so.

What's it say?

How do we get out?

It looks like each sphere has
its own code to open the lock.

Okay...so which
sphere are we in?

You got me!

There's hundreds of 'em in here!

Trying each code
will take forever!

We don't have forever!

Take a look.

Cyber-citizens...

we need to do more
to keep Hacker away!

Keep throwing pies...
make more noise...and hop!

Soon chaos will reign forever!

I don't know what Hacker's
up to, but we gotta unplug

Delete before cyberspace
is one big garbage dump!

Look!

The spheres are listed by the
size of their circumference -

the distance around
at their equators.

All we need to know is the
circumference of this sphere -

then we can find
our code in the book!

How do we do that?

Good question.

There's no way we can
measure the distance

all the way around this place.

We don't have to!

We can measure the diameter!

Look!

All the spheres
are just like ours.

See?

Each one has an orange road

across the
diameter of the circle.

So if we measure the length of
this road from here to the other

end...we can use our rule to
figure out the circumference!

Then we'll know exactly
which sphere we're in!

Here! Use my tape measure!

...Hold this!

...Okay.

Let's hit the road!

Hey!

Who took the book?

Didge?

...DII-GIIIIIT!

YOIKS!

D-D-Don't worry about
me...keep measuring!

On the other hand...

...WORRRR-RRRYYYYY!

More noise...keep hopping!

Any moment now the chaos will
reach the point of no return!

I need to stop!

What?

I have this tiny
crink in my neck.

I'm moments away from achieving
my defining dream and you're

stopping because of a
tiny crink in your neck? !

Yes.

Listen to me, you duncebucket--

Line b: you can't call
me a duncebucket anymore.

What?

Furthermore...line c says:'any
crink in the neck, no matter the

size, must be massaged before
the acting can continue...'

I...I...urgh!

Turn around!

Lower...over a smidge, no the
other way...yep, that's it...

Gimme that book, you big creep!

Give it to me!

Wh-oh!

I forgot...I can't fly!

Just stay calm...I
can fly...I know I can!

Hey!

I'm flyin' now!

I'm outta here!

We did it!

I sure hope Didge makes it.

He'll be here!

Let's see, the diameter
of this sphere is...

a hundred cybermeters!

And the rule is: every
circle has a circumference

that's a little more than
three times its diameter!

So if the diameter
is a hundred...

then the circumference is
about three times a hundred -

or three hundred
cybermeters, plus a little more!

All we need now
is the code book.

Digit!

One code book, as requested!

Didge!

You can made it!

And you can fly!

Yea!

I'm the amazin' me again!

Ya know, it wasn't so scary
once I stopped being scared.

Hurry, find a circumference

that's a little more than
three hundred cybermeters!

I'm looking, I'm looking!

It's got to be this one -

three hundred and
fourteen cybermeters!

No other numbers are even close.

The code is: P-I- - - - - .

IT'S THE KING CREEPER!

Inez!

Put in the code!

I'll handle the King!

Faster!

Hold it right there, Kingy!

I got a little present for you.

You can't be a king
without a crown...try it on.

Got it!

Didge, come on!

Now you look like a
real King...and I gotta go!

Do your stuff Didge!

Northern
Frontier...here we come!

More mess...more
noise...more chaos!

Yes...yes...just a little more.

Cyber citizens, prepare
for final instructions...

You must--

Huh?

What happened?

My chaos is caput!

Citizens of cyberspace...
this is Jackie, from Earth.

You've been tricked by Hacker.

Stop all chaos now.

Stop all noise now!

The future of
cyberspace depends on it.

The real Motherboard will
be back soon...I promise.

Nooooo!

I was this close to
taking over cyberspace!

This close!

Take 'em away, Didge!

...Bye bye, bad guys!