02x13 - Cops and Robots

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Backyardigans". Aired: October 11, 2004 - December 16, 2012.*
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Show centers around a group of five animal neighbors: Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they journey to imaginary places in their backyard.
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02x13 - Cops and Robots

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All:
and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends,
the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in
the backyardigan ♪

Pablo:
♪ in the place
where we belong ♪

Uniqua:
♪ where we'll probably
sing a song ♪

Tasha:
♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All:
♪ we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things
we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day
we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans:
"sinbad sails alone"

Tyrone:
prepare to set sail!

Hoist the mainsail!

Batten down the hatches!

Adventure awaits!

Whoa!

Ahoy there, mateys!

I'm tyrone.

But you can call me...

Sinbad!

The greatest sailor ever
to sail the seven seas!

[Latin music plays]

♪ I'm sinbad, the sailor

♪ I sail the seas alone

♪ I haven't got
a first mate ♪

♪ And I haven't
got a phone ♪

♪ I'm sinbad, the sailor

♪ My sailing skills
are great ♪

♪ I've sailed around
the seven seas ♪

♪ I wish that
there were eight ♪

♪ Blow ye winds

♪ Blow so I don't
have to row ♪

♪ Blow ye winds,
blow ♪

♪ I'm sinbad

♪ The sailor

Today is the day

I will set sail
on my most daring voyage yet -

To the end of the rainbow!

Let's go...

To the dock,

On the edge of the vast sea,

Where my great ship awaits.

My glorious ship.

And look...

Magnificent,
isn't it?

It's going to be a long,
long voyage to...

The end of the rainbow!

So I better load up
on food and water.

[Gasps]

Wow! It's sinbad!

Sinbad, the sailor!

He's my hero!

It's you!

You're sinbad,
the sailor!

Yes. I know that.

And you are?

Pablo.

Pablo, the guy who wants
to be a sailor.

Wow, I can't believe
I'm standing here

With the most
famous sailor

Who's ever lived!

Yes. Yes I am.

Now if you'll
excuse me.

Hey! Let me give you
a hand there, sinbad.

Actually,

I don't need
any help.

Hey,
it's no problem.

So, sinbad,
you going someplace?

Yes.
I'm going to sail...

To the end
of the rainbow!

Pablo:
wow! I'd love to go
to the end of the rainbow.

Can I come with you?
Can i?

Come with me?
Of course not!

Are you sure?

I could really be
a big help.

No! Sinbad sails
alone!

Which means,

It's time for you
to get off my ship.

Oh... Right.
I forgot.

Sinbad sails alone.

That's right.
Farewell!

[Sad sigh]

You know,
it's a long way

To the end of the rainbow.

He's gonna need
some help.

Hmm... Maybe I'll just
pretend to leave.

I'm off the ship!

Yes, I have left!

I'm gone!
Goodbye!

He'll thank me later.

Ahhh!

Now that he's gone,
I'm ready to go!

I'll just raise my sails...

And then lift the anchor...

And off I sail...

To the end of the rainbow!

Oh boy,
this is so exciting.

I am on my way.

Nothing can stop me now!

This calls for some
refreshments!

Hi sinbad.

[Startled scream]

What are you doing here?!

I'm coming
with you.

Isn't that great?

Ooh! Look at
the pretty waves.

You're not
supposed to be here!

Sinbad sails alone!

Not today.

What's for lunch?

I can't believe this!

I can't turn back now;

We're too far away
from shore.

Pablo:
well, guess I'm staying.

What?!

So, sinbad,
what can I help you with?

Want me to raise the sails

Or steer the ship,

Or... [Gasps]

Move this thingy here?

No, no!
Don't touch that!

That controls the anchor!

If you drop the anchor,

The whole ship
will stop.

Drop the anchor,
the ship stops.

Ay, ay, sinbad!

Listen up:

If you're gonna
come with me,

You must do everything
I say!

Do you understand?

Ay, ay, sinbad!

I won't let you down!

Now, can I help you
with something?

Please?

[Sighs]

Fine.

You hold the wheel

While I adjust
the sails.

But don't turn it.

Just keep it steady.

Steady, sir,
got it.

Ay, ay!

Wow!
I'm steering the ship!

[Whistles]

[Singing to himself]
♪ steering the ship,
I'm steering the ship... ♪

Oops!

Whoa!

Whoaaa!

Turn back!
Turn back!

Ay, ay, sir!
Turning back!

Whoa! Aah!

No, I mean the other way!

Ay, ay!
The other way!

No! To the left!
To the left!

Aaaaahhhhhh!

Pablo:
look out!

The water!

Whoooaaaa!

[Splash]

[Gasps]

Here you go, sinbad.

Oof!

Do you know
what you've done?

Pablo:
sure.

I was steering the boat
and whistling.

[Whistles]

And then
my bandana blew off,

So I leaned over-

You lost all our
drinking water!

I was getting
to that.

Now we have to go
to the island of the siren.

It's the only place

To get fresh
drinking water.

Oh. Want me to steer?

Let's leave the steering
to sinbad.

[Gasps]

Uniqua:
stop!

I am uniqua, the siren.

Who goes there?

Oh, mighty siren,

Would you please find it
in your heart

To spare us some
of your drinking water?

Hmm, okay.

You can have some water.

All right!

Uniqua:
but only if you win
a game of...

Siren says!

Both:
siren says?

That's right!

Start behind that line.

If you can get all the way
to this fountain,

The water is yours!

But you must do
what I say,

And only if I say
"siren says"!

♪ When I say siren says

♪ You do exactly
whatever I told you to ♪

♪ But if you do something
siren didn't say ♪

♪ You gotta go back

♪ That's how we play

♪ See, you gotta go back

♪ You gotta go back

♪ If I don't say
"siren says" ♪

Both:
♪ yeah, we gotta go back

♪ We gotta go back

♪ If you don't say
"siren says" ♪

♪ Siren says "walk"

♪ Walk, walk, walk

♪ Siren says "jump"

♪ Jump, jump, jump ♪

♪ Siren says "tiptoe"

♪ Tiptoe, tiptoe

♪ Good, now "run"

Pablo:
♪ run, run, run!

Uniqua:
♪ nope, you gotta go back

♪ You gotta go back

♪ I didn't say
"siren says" ♪

Pablo:
♪ darn, I gotta go back

♪ I gotta go back

♪ She didn't say
"siren says" ♪

♪ Siren says "shuffle"

♪ Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle

♪ Siren says "creep"

♪ Creep, creep, creep ♪

♪ Siren says "sideways"

♪ Sideways, sideways

♪ Now take a big leap

Tyrone:
♪ big ol' leap!

Uniqua:
♪ ha! You gotta go back

♪ You gotta go back

♪ I didn't say
"siren says" ♪

Tyrone:
♪ nuts, I gotta go back

♪ I gotta go back

♪ She didn't say
"siren says" ♪

♪ Siren says "slide"

♪ Slide, slide, slide ♪

♪ Siren says "hop"

♪ Hop, hop, hop

♪ Siren says "skip"

♪ Skip, skip, skip

♪ Okay, now, stop ♪

Tyrone:
♪ stop, stop, stop!

♪ Dude, you gotta go back

♪ You gotta go back

♪ I didn't say
"siren says" ♪

♪ Gee, I gotta go back

♪ I gotta go back ♪

♪ She didn't say
"siren says" ♪

♪ I'm not gonna stop,

♪ I'm not gonna stop,

♪ You didn't say
"siren says!" ♪

You said "stop",

But you didn't say
"siren says!"

Uh-oh.

Pablo:
we did it, sinbad.
We won.

Tyrone:
nice work.

Let's get our water
and get back to the ship.

Uniqua:
siren says,

"I don't like losing
this game."

[Refreshed]
ahh!

Very refreshing.

We're back on course.

To the end of the rainbow!

Yeah!
To the end of the rainbow!

So, sinbad,

What can I help you
with now?

I don't need help.

You sure?

Fine!

You can swab
the deck.

Ay, ay, sinbad!

I shall swab it
'til it shines!

Deck,
prepare to be swabbed!

[Singing tunelessly]
♪ swabbing the deck

♪ Swabbing the deck

♪ Making it shine

♪ La dee, dee, dee, da

[Hums happily]

Hey!

Whoa!

Whooooa!

Whoa!

Pablo?

Pablo:
yes, sinbad?
Whoooooaaaa!

I think you made
the deck...

Slippery!

Both: [unsteady]
whoooooooa!

Both:
oof!

[Loud clattering]

Tyrone:
oh no! The food!

[Grunt of effort]

[Splashes]

Oh no!

Sinbad?

Here you go!

Ugh!

Do you know
what you've done?!

Sure.
I was swabbing the deck.

[Singsong]
♪ swabbing the deck...

You lost all our food!

Sorry,
I just wanted to help.

I told you,
I don't need help.

[Exasperated sigh]

The only place we can
get more food

Is the island
of medusa.

Me-who-sa?

Medusa.

You'll see.

Tyrone:
medusa should be around here
somewhere.

Tasha:
stop!

I am medusa,

Guardian of this fruit!

Oh, great medusa,

Will you spare some fruit
for our journey?

Sure.

You can have this
whole basket of fruit.

All right!

But only...
If you win it from me,

In a game of freeze tag!

Both:
freeze tag?!

Yes, freeze tag.

The rules are simple:

If I tag you...

You freeze.

Both:
[gasp]

And the only way
to get unfrozen

Is if you get tagged...
Again.

Now here I come!

Um, how do you think
we should approach this?

I think we should...

Run!

Tyrone:
♪ run, gotta dodge, ♪

♪ Gotta duck that lady

♪ Run, gotta dodge,
gotta duck, whoa! ♪

♪ Run, gotta dodge,

♪ Gotta duck that lady

♪ Run, gotta dodge,
gotta duck, close! ♪

♪ Medusa

♪ She's fast

♪ Medusa

♪ She's slick

♪ Don't let her
stop you cold ♪

♪ That's right

♪ I'm slick

♪ I'm fast
and I'm quick ♪

♪ I'll freeze you
'til you're old ♪

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Close that time,
but no ♪

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!
Got you! ♪

♪ One guy frozen,
one to go ♪

♪ Run, gotta dodge,

♪ Gotta duck that lady

♪ Run, gotta dodge,
gotta duck, whoa! ♪

♪ Plus I gotta go
unfreeze my partner ♪

♪ Otherwise
we're out of luck ♪

♪ You better watch out

♪ You better look sharp

♪ Next one to freeze
is you ♪

♪ You think that...
You rule ♪

♪ I think
I'm so cool ♪

♪ I've got good
moves too ♪

Thanks!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed again
just by a hair ♪

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze! Got ya!

♪ Now sinbad's got
to stay right there ♪

♪ Run, gotta dodge,
gotta duck that lady ♪

♪ Run, gotta dodge,
gotta run, yikes! ♪

♪ Run, gotta dodge,
gotta play this game right ♪

♪ This game sure
ain't fun ♪

Whew!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Almost got me there!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Missed me!

♪ Freeze!

♪ Hold it!

♪ Hey!

♪ What's that
on your hair? ♪

Hey, I'm frozen!

Yes!

Unfreeze!

Thanks!

Let's get out of here!

Thanks for the fruit,
medusa.

No, thank you.

Pablo:
ah, delicious!

Look, we're getting
closer to...

The end of the rainbow!

Great.
There must be lots to do.

How can I help?

No more help!

Aw, come on!

Please?! Please?! Please?!

I could swab the deck
again,

Or clean the sails;

They're kind of dirty.

Pablo...

How about a shoe shine?

Would you like that,
sinbad?

Pablo...

What about that
thing?

No!
That's the anchor!

[Wheel cranks]

[Splash]

Tyrone:
the anchor stops the ship.

Tyrone and pablo:
whoooooaaa!

[Splash]

Pablo:
here you go, sinbad.

Oof!

Pablo, you are to sit
in this chair

And stay in this chair.

No touching anything,

No doing anything,

And no helping.

Do you understand?

But...
What if you need help?

I don't need any help!

I am sinbad,

And sinbad sails alone.

I can do it myself.

♪ Do it myself

♪ I can do it myself

♪ That's the only way
to get the job done right ♪

♪ Do it myself

♪ I can do it myself

♪ Stay in your chair ♪

♪ And stay out of my sight

♪ I started out badly

♪ But I know I'll improve

♪ You'll only improve

♪ If you sit
and don't move ♪

♪ You don't know
the ropes ♪

♪ Your sea legs
aren't great ♪

♪ And as a first mate

♪ You're pretty
second-rate ♪

I was just trying
to help, sinbad.

I don't need help.
I can do it myself.

♪ Can I help with-

No!

♪ What if I tie the-

Tyrone:
no!

Pablo:
♪ I'll try to fix the-

♪ No! You'll only
break my flow ♪

♪ I could probably
swab the- ♪

No!

♪ Or help raise the-

♪ No!
It's a complicated boat ♪

♪ It must be handled
by a pro ♪

♪ Do it myself

♪ I can do it myself

♪ Two hands on deck ♪

♪ And both hands are mine

♪ Do it myself

♪ I can do it myself

♪ I'm a solitary sailor

♪ On the foamy brine

♪ Do it myself

♪ I can do it myself

♪ It's a one-man ship

♪ And a one-man show

♪ Do it myself

♪ I can do it myself

♪ The rainbow is calling

♪ And it's time to go!

The end of the rainbow!

Wow!

The end of the rainbow!

No other sailor
has sailed so far

And so well,

And I did it
all by myself.

Sinbad sails alone!

What's that sound?

No one thought
I could do it!

But I did!

I'm amazing.

Hey,
what's happening?

Wait?
Why are we turning?

Both:
[gasp]

Aaaaaaahhhh!

I gotta stop the ship
or we'll go over.

I know,
I'll lift the sails!

No, I'll rig the lines!

I'll swab the deck!

Bow the stern!
Walk the plank!

Whoa! Ow!

Hey!

Oh no!

Help!

Sinbad!

Help! We've gotta stop
this ship!

But you said
I can't help;

That I can't move
from this chair!

Help!

Ay, ay!

I must stop the ship,
but how?

The anchor!

The anchor stops
the ship!

I have to hurry!

Faster, pablo!
Faster!

Hurry!

[Wheel cranks]

[Splash]

Aaahhhh!

We gonna go over!
Oh, noooo!

Come on, pablo!
Hurry!

Come on!

[Pablo gasps
and tyrone screams]

I can't look!
We're doomed!

Ahhhhhh!

Ahhh!

Whoooaaa!

Huh?

[Ship creaks]

It worked.

We're safe!

I can't believe it!

And I stayed
in my seat

Just like you
asked me to.

Thanks, pablo.

I couldn't have done it
without you.

Really?

Really.

Even a great sailor
like sinbad

Can use a little help
sometimes,

And you helped me
a lot.

So, what's the next
great journey, sinbad?

[Stomach growls]

The next journey, pablo,
will be...

To find a snack!

Good idea.

[Giggling]

Uniqua:
siren says "run".

Tyrone:
I'm sinbad the sailor!

Pablo:
ay, ay, captain.

[Giggling and laughing]

That was an exciting
sea voyage,

Don't you think?

Yeah!

It was great!

Sure was!

♪ We've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us
to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time
when we're back ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Pablo:
see you!

Tyrone:
see you next time!

Tasha:
ta-ta!

Uniqua:
later!

Pablo:
ahoy, mateys!
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