02x14 - Sinbad Sails Alone

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All:
and we're...

* Your backyard friends,
the backyardigans *

* Together in
the backyardigan *

Pablo:
* in the place
where we belong *

Uniqua:
* where we'll probably
sing a song *

Tasha:
* and we'll maybe dance along

All:
* we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* We always find things
we've never seen before *

* That's why every day
we're back for more *

* With your friends,

* The backyardigans *

Backyardigans:
"best clowns in town"

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

(Horn honks)

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm uniqua, the clown!

I'm pablo, the clown!

And that's austin,
the clown!

(Horn honks)

Together we're the greatest...

Wackiest...

Uniqua:
most spectacular clown act

That's ever lived!

Both:
the best clowns in town!

(Horn honks)

Pablo and uniqua:
* we're the best clowns

* We're the best clowns
in town *

* We're the best clowns

* We're the best clowns
around *

* We'll take that frown

* And turn it upside down

* 'Cause we're the best clowns
in town! *

Uniqua:
* we've got puffy pants

* And flowers that squirt

Pablo:
* we often fall down

(Thump)

* But we never get hurt

(Honks)

Pablo:
* we've been making
you laugh *

* Since the day
we were born *

Uniqua:
* with big shoes,
whistles *

* And a bicycle horn

(Honking)

* We'll be tumblin',
bumblin', *

* Goofin' and shtickin'

* Tellin' corny jokes

* With a rubber chicken

Hey, uniqua,
the clown.

Why did the rubber chicken
cross the road?

I don't know.
Why?

To get to the rubber side!

All:
(laugh)

Uniqua and pablo:
* we're the best clowns

* We're the best clowns
in town *

* We're the best clowns

* We're the best clowns
around *

* We'll take that frown

* And turn it upside down

* 'Cause we're the best clowns
in town *

Ta-da!

(Horn honks)

Our clown act has it all!

But there's one thing
we don't have!

A polka-dotted
donkey?

Donkey:
(brays)

Nope,
we've got that.

What we don't have
is a circus

To perform
our act in.

But today
we're running off

To join the circus!

Well, what are we
waiting for?

Let's go!

Uniqua:
to the circus!

Pablo:
with a big circus tent!

Uniqua:
a flying trapeze!

Pablo:
and spotlights
shining everywhere!

Pablo and uniqua:
ta-da! (Horn honks)

(Gasps)
oh no!

Where's the circus tent?

Pablo:
and the trapeze?

And the spotlights?

Uniqua:
I think it's is all packed up
on that train.

The circus
is leaving town!

Tyrone:
farewell!

Farewell to all!

Ringmaster tyrone's
terrific traveling circus

Must now move on
to big city!

(Scampering footsteps)

Uniqua and pablo:
ta-da!

(Horn honks)

Oh no.

Pablo:
are you the boss
of the circus?

Yes,
I'm the ringmaster.

Ringmaster tyrone-

Uniqua:
well, mr. Ringmaster
tyrone sir,

We want to be
in your circus!

All:
ta-da!

(Horn honks)

Um...

No.

Pablo:
but why not?

I don't like clowns,

And I'll never have
clowns in my circus.

Now excuse me,

I must get on
this train.

The circus is moving
on to big city!

(Train whistle blows)

Wait!
Ringmaster tyrone,

How could you
not like clowns?

We're hilarious!

Hit it, clowns!

(Circus music plays)

* He can take
a balloon *

* And make
a big giraffe *

* That is pretty clever

* But it will not
make me laugh *

* We will run
around you *

* And fall into
a pile *

(Honks)

* Anyone can do that

* I will not cr*ck
a smile *

* I can do the cha-cha

* On a bowling ball

* I would rather sit
and watch *

* The paint dry
on my wall *

* 'Cause that's
not funny *

* That's not funny *

* That's not funny

* You clowns don't
make me laugh *

All:
* surely we will
make you laugh, *

* Make you laugh,
make you laugh *

* Surely we will
make you laugh *

* Just give us a sh*t

Is he laughing yet?

Nope. Not yet.

(Key cranks)

* I can be
a wind-up toy *

* And walk around
and wiggle *

* I've seen it
a hundred times *

* It does not
make me giggle *

* He can be a school bus
with his honking horn *

(Horn honking)

* That's not
entertainment *

* It's cornier
than corn *

* We can pick you up

* And run you to and fro

* That is just annoying

* Now please just
let me go *

* 'Cause that's
not funny *

* That's not funny *

* That's not funny

* You clowns don't
make me laugh *

Uniqua and pablo:
* surely we will
make you laugh, *

* Make you laugh,
make you laugh *

* Surely we will
make you laugh *

* Just give us a sh*t

(Train whistles blows)

The train!

(Slow chugging)

Stop! Come back! Stop!

Uh-oh.
The train is leaving!

Catch it!

You know, I feel like
we're forgetting something.

Uniqua and pablo:
aaah! (Horn honks)

(Skid to a stop)

(Scampering footsteps)

(Train chugs rapidly)

Clowns!
(Echoes)

(Teeth chatter)

I am so mad!

You made me
miss my train!

I have a circus to lead
tonight in big city,

But I won't be there
because of...

Clowns!
(Echoes)

Somebody call
for clowns?

Uniqua:
don't worry,
ringmaster tyrone.

We'll help you
catch that train.

And if we do,

Maybe you'll put us
in your circus?

Henh? Henh?

Stop that.

There will never be
clowns in my circus.

Besides,

How in the world
do you think

You're gonna catch
that train?

(Horn honks)

Uniqua and pablo:
clown car!

I can't fit
in that car.

It's tiny.

Pablo:
oh, there's plenty
of room.

Ready clowns?

(Whistle blows)

Hey! Put me down!

Cut it out!

Hey! Stop that!

Clowns:
(grunt of effort)

Clowns!
(Echoes)

Yee-haw!

All right!

(Honks)

I'm squashed!

Slow down!

(Train whistle toots)

There's the train!

Speed up!

(Horn honks)

Uniqua:
woo hoo hoo!

Tyrone:
ahhh!

Uniqua:
atta boy, austin.

Keep your eyes
on the road!

(Honks)

Uniqua:
no! The other way!

All:
aaahhhhh!

(Crashing and clattering)

Uniqua and pablo:
(laughing) (horn honks)

Both:
what a ride!
(Laugh)

Hey! Is the ringmaster
laughing yet?

(Pained groans)

Not exactly.

(Honking)

Tyrone:
clowns! (Echoes)

Come on, don't you wanna
put the clown car

In the circus?

No clowns
in my circus!

Besides, we won't get
to the circus -

The train is gone!

Don't worry,
ringmaster.

We'll get you
to the circus on time.

(Horn honking)

What is it, austin?

Do you see something?

(Honks)

Austin, the clown,
you're brilliant!

How in the world
are we gonna

Get across that canyon?

(Horn honks)

Huh?

Ta-da!

It's time for:
clowns on a wheel!

Pablo:
hey, uniqua, the clown?

How will we get across
that canyon

On just one wheel?

I guess we'll
have to be wheel,

Wheel careful!

(Giggling)

(Horn honks)

I am not getting
on that thing.

Ahhh!

Whoa!

Clowns.

Whoa!

Uniqua:
here we go!

Clowns:
(laugh and giggle)

Tyrone:
oh no! Careful.

Please! Please!

Uniqua and pablo:
woo-hoo! All right!

Oh, just get there,
please!

Uniqua:
hey, how about a turn?

Yeah!

(Honk)

No! Noooo!

Uniqua:
woo-hoo! Wee!
(Horn honks)

Tyrone:
clowns! (Echoes)

And now,
for the grand finale...

The backwards race
to the finish!

Backwards?
Oh no.

Please, no.

Uniqua:
drum roll, please!

(Drum roll)

Tyrone:
oh no! Aaahhh!

Uniqua and pablo:
woo hoo! (Giggling)

Tyrone:
ahhh!

All:
oof!

Uniqua and pablo:
yeah! All right! Woo hoo!

Is he laughing?

Do I look like
I'm laughing?

Uh... No.

But how about putting
our unicycle act

In your circus?

Never-ever-ever-
ever-ever-ever-

Ever!

Well, think about it.

(Train whistle toots)

Tyrone:
the train!

Wait!

Wait! I'm coming!

I made it!

Circus, here I come!

Pablo:
ringmaster tyrone,
wait!

Huh?

Austin needs
a hug goodbye.

Seriously?

(Honks)

(Sniffles)

(Sighs)
well, all right,

Just a quick one.

Ooh!

Pablo and uniqua:
group hug!

Awww!

(Slow chugging)

Tyrone:
no! No!

Let me go! No!

No! Stop!

Wait for me!

(Panting)

Let me guess.
Clowns?

Yup.

Clowns!
(Echoes)

I give up.

The train is gone

And I'll never
get to big city

In time
for the circus.

(Violin plays a sad tune)

And now,

I'm stuck in
the middle of nowhere

With a bunch
of clowns.

Well, I'm not ready
to give up.

We're gonna get you
to that circus.

But how?

We'll find a way.

Because...

The show must go on!

* I was heading
to the circus *

* When you made me
miss my train *

* We've tried and tried
to catch it *

* It's really been a pain

* But now the train
is gone *

* And there's nothing
else to do *

All:
* but everyone needs
the circus *

* And the circus
needs you *

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* The seats are filled

* The people clapping

* There excited
feet are tapping *

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* And go on it will

But how?

We're clowns,
we'll find a way.

* The jugglers
need to juggle *

* The crowds they
need to cheer *

* The fearless
lion tamer *

* Needs a lion
he can fear *

* The spotlight
needs to shine *

* And the trapeze
needs to swing *

All:
* and the ringmaster
is needed *

* To direct everything

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* The stage is set

* The lights
are flashing *

* Drums are b*ating,
cymbals crashing *

(Cymbals crash)

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* And go on it will

Are you sure?

Both:
positive!

* The tightrope
needs a walker *

* The tigers
need a cage *

* Amazing acrobats

* Need to leap
across the stage *

* All the little
children *

* Need something
great to see *

* 'Cause everyone
needs the circus *

* And the circus
needs me *

Sing it!

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* The show must go on

* And go on it will

You're right!

I'm the ringmaster,

And I have
a circus to lead!

The show must go on!

(Echoes)
...on! ...on!

(Honking)

What is it,
austin, the clown?

(Gasps) look!

Pablo:
big city!

(Horn honks)

But it's
so far away.

How're we gonna
get there?

Oof!

Pablo and uniqua:
ta-da!

Austin:
(honks horn)

Pablo and uniqua:
the clown cannon!

You won't believe
your eyes

As three clowns
and a ringmaster,

Soar through
the sky!

Through the sky?

Through the sky!

But, pablo,
is it fun?

Fun?
It's a blast!

Um... Maybe the show
doesn't have to go on

After all.

Of course it does!

Ready clowns?

(Whistle blows)

Aaaahhh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Hey,
it's dark in here.

Get ready for blast-off
on the count of three.

Ready?

Tyrone:
noooo!

Uniqua and pablo:
three!

(Big blast)

Weeeee!

Wa-hoo!

(Honks)

Aaaaaah!

Ready?
Open umbrellas...

Now!

Umbrella?

I don't have
an umbrella.

Aaahhhh!

Aaahhhh!

Aaahhhh!

Aaahhhh!

Aaahhhh!

Uniqua:
don't worry,
I got you.

Here we go!

Go? Go where?

Uniqua:
weeee!

Careful...

Careful...

Uniqua:
here, pablo, catch!

Tyrone:
ahhh!

Pablo:
ta-da!

Hey.
You caught me!

Of course I did.

That was kind
of fun!

You thought
that was fun,

Try this!

Tyrone:
whoa!

Hey, look at me!

Woo-hoo!

Try a flip!

Okay!

Yahoo!

Yippee!

Yahoo!

I... Feel... Happy!

(Horn honks)

Hey, look!

Pablo:
big city!

Tyrone:
there it is!

Come on, clowns!

Prepare for landing!

All:
(laughing)

Uniqua, pablo:
ta-da! (Horn honks)

We made it!

Is he laughing?

(Laughing)

Pablo and uniqua:
he is laughing!

(Horn honks)

Tyrone:
that was the silliest,

Craziest,

Most ridiculous thing
I've ever done.

Can we do it
again?

Not now.

You've got
a show to do!

You mean we've
got a show to do.

Pablo and uniqua:
huh? (Honks)

You heard me.

I want you to be
the featured act

In my circus!

Really?!

But I thought
you didn't like clowns.

Well, that was before
I met you guys.

Now I love clowns!

Come on,
it's show time!

Clowns: (cheering)
yay! Woo-hoo! All right!

(Horn honks)

Tyrone:
ladies and gentlemen!

Boys and girls!

Tyrone's terrific
traveling circus

Is proud to present

Tonight's feature performance...

The best clowns in town!

(Circus clown music)

(Tires squeal)

Ta-da!

Ya-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da!

(Honks horn)

* At the circus

* Everything's a surprise

* At the circus

* You won't believe
your eyes *

* Everywhere you look
you will see something new *

* 'Cause at the circus
dreams come true *

There's so much to see
at the circus!

* Jugglers, gymnasts,
acrobats *

* Tamers taming jungle cats

* Elephants with
floppy ears *

* Ladies wearing
hairy beards *

Crowd:
(awed) oooh!

* Tumblers tumbling,
mimes miming *

* Funny jokes with comic

* Timing

* Daring feats
nimble poses *

* Clowns with tubas
on their noses *

* At the circus

Pablo:
* everything's a surprise

* At the circus

* You won't believe
your eyes *

* Everywhere you look
you will see something new *

* 'Cause at the circus
dreams come true *

* Swinging ropes,
trapeze bars, *

* Hefty clowns
in tiny cars *

* Stacking cups
and spinning plates *

* Strong men lifting
heavy weights *

Austin:
(grunts of effort)

Pablo:
* gymnast walking
on a wire *

* Fire breathers
breathing fire *

(Blows)

* And lastly you
will not forget *

* The greatest clowns
I've ever met *

Clowns:
awwww! (Horn honks)

* At the circus

Uniqua:
* everything's a surprise

* At the circus

Tyrone:
* you won't believe
your eyes *

* Everywhere you look
you will see something new *

* 'Cause at the circus
dreams come true *

Uniqua, pablo and tyrone:
ta-da! (Horn honks)

All:
thank you! (Horn honks)

(Explosions)
(crowd cheers)

(Stomach growls)

Was that the lion?

Nope.
Just austin's stomach.

There will now be
a brief intermission

While we go
and get a snack.

Hey, how about
some popcorn?

All:
(gasps)

Austin,
you spoke!

I'm hungry.

I had to say
something.

All:
(giggle and laugh)

Pablo and uniqua:
ta-da!

Tyrone:
farewell to all!

All:
(giggle)

That was an excellent
circus adventure,

Don't you think?

Pablo:
it sure was.

Uniqua:
yeah!

* We've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* Now it's time for us
to have a snack *

* Meet you next time
when we're back *

* With your friends,
the backyardigans. *

Pablo:
see you later!

Tyrone:
see you soon!

Austin:
see you next time!

(Horn honks)