01x01 - The Chicken Problem/The Space Creature Problem

[bunniefuu]

♪♪♪

One, two!
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪ Peg plus Cat! ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat! ♪

- ♪ One two three! ♪
- ♪ Yeah come on, let's go! ♪

- ♪ Four five six! ♪
- ♪ Hey what do you know! ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine! ♪
- ♪ Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ? ♪
- ♪ Ten! ♪

- ♪ You're the best! ♪

♪ We are two,
na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus ♪
- ♪ Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus ♪
- ♪ Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus ♪
- ♪ Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat! ♪♪
- Cheep, cheep, cheep!

- The chicken problem.

Cheep!

Cheep!

- OK, so, Cat and I are
on a farm, the sun's shinin',

the farmer's workin'.

- ♪ Gonna wash the hog
then wash the cow ♪

- Moo!

- The chickens are cheepin'.

- ♪ Cheep cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep cheep cheep! ♪

- We're all set to have
a perfect picnic with a pig!

Everybody's gotta have
a piece of pie

that's just the right size,
because look!

The big piece is waaay too much
for Cat to eat.

He'd never finish it,
and if he tried,

he'd get a stomachache,
right, Cat?

- Oh, yeah.

- The small piece isn't
nearly enough for me.

I could gulp it down
in like one bite and I'd
still be totally hungry!

But it's just the right size
for Cat!

And the big piece is
just right for me!

Everybody's got a piece of pie
that's just the right size,

so we're all ready to start
our perfect picnic with a pig,

riiiiight?

Wrong! Because LOOK!
- Whoa.

- There are
one, two, three of us.

but one, two, three, four
pieces of pie,

so there's an extra piece
and that's a BIG PROBLEM!

One little piece of pie!
Just sitting there all alone

with nobody to eat it! Nobody!

Nobody! Nooooooobody!

What?
- Hello.

- YES! Now every piece of pie
has somebody!

Get over here,
you amazing Cat.

You got a chicken!
He got a chicken!

Tell everybody
how you solved the problem.

- I got a chicken.

- You got a little chicken
to go with a little piece of pie

and sooo...

♪♪ Problem solved,
the problem is solved! ♪

♪ We solved the problem,
problem solved! ♪

- Yeah-ha!
- Now we can have

our perfect picnic with a pig!

The sun's shinin',
the pie is smellin' sweet...

and the chickens are
running wild!
(gasp)

CHICKENS RUNNING WILD?!

Cat! Did you leave the door
to the chicken coop open?

Didn't the farmer say not
to leave the coop open
no matter what

because the chickens'll get out
and there are chickens
and that's a lot?!

Looks like we've got
a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

We've got to get chickens
back into the coop

before the farmer sees!
So let's all carry

as many chickens back home
to the coop as we can. Ready?

Where's that pig?

OK, I know you're not used
to solving problems,

'cause you're a pig,
but we've got a job to do,

so let's do this thing!

♪ Pickin' up chickens,
one chickie ♪

♪ Callin' all chickens,
come to me ♪

♪ Peekaboo, chicken,
come outta that shoe ♪

♪ Pickin' up chickens,
now I got two ♪

♪ Pickin' up chickens,
one two three ♪

♪ I got chickens all over me ♪
- Cheep, cheep!

- ♪ Now take your chickens
to the coop and be quick ♪

♪ A chickie chickie chickie
chickie chickie chick chick! ♪

- ♪ All right! ♪♪

- We did it!
Altogether, we got...

one, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine,

chickens back into the coop!
- Cheep, cheep!

- Now we just have to get...
- Whoa.

- There are still
so many chickens!

One hundred really is a lot!

It's, like, way more than !

Ten is WAY less than .

Don't worry, Cat, we'll get
those chickens in there somehow!

We won't give up!
We won't chicken out! We...

(laughing)
I said "chicken out",

and they're all chickens!
(laughing)

(laughing)

- ♪ I'm gonna check the corn
then check the chicks ♪

- After the farmer checks
the corn,

he's gonna check the chickens!
Come on, chickens,

get back into the coop
right now!

These crazy chickens think
the farm is

a chicken playground!
- Cheep, cheep!

(gasp)
- Cat! If chickens like games,

let's have a chicken race!

OK, chickens, when I say go,

run to the finish line
where Cat is standing.

One, two, three, go!

- Cheep?

(sigh)
- No!

You chickens aren't supposed
to come back out!

YOU chickens are supposed
to go in!

These chickens are driving me
totally craz--
- Ah!

- Hey, Peg!
- Hi, Ramone!

So, you're helping out
the farmer today?

- I've invented
these new plant foods

to make the farmer's plants
grow big, bigger,

biggest!

- Yaaa!

- That is sooo awesome, Ramone!

- Thanks!
- Oh, um, Ramone,

could we borrow those
wheelie things you got there

to get the chickens
back into the coop?

- The chickens got out?
- Yeah, all of them.

- That's a lot!
- Yeah, it's, like,

way more than , right?

Ramone is so helpful.

He's always there
when you need him,

always helping everybody out,

any time, any place, in any way.

He's really, really,
really, really helpful.

- I do what I can.

♪ Hop in, little chickens,
hop in! ♪

(Ramone whistles.)

- Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep!
- Whoa.

- Back to inventing
new farm products!

- He sure is helpful.

That's the farmer! Let's push
these wheelie things!

Cat? Pig!

Pig?
(scoff)

When you need help solving
a math problem, don't ask a pig.

OK, one, two, three, push!

(grunting with effort)

The pig and Cat can't push
those big heavy wheelbarrows,

so we can't push the chickens!

When the farmer sees
chickens out of the coop,

he'll be mad, they'll be sad,
I'll feel bad!

I AM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!

(Cat blows a whistle.)
- Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

Five, four, three,

two, one!

The pie! That's it!

You did it again,
you amazing genius!

- Mmm?
- When we set up the picnic,

everybody had something to eat
that's just the right size,

right?

We should make sure everybody
has something to push

that's just the right size too!

Cat really is a genius
to think of these things.

He should be
at some huge university

wearing a bow tie
and talking about algebra

and the president and opera
and the stock market and--
(gasp)

(mumbling)

- ♪ Gonna git untangled
then check the chicks ♪

- Hurry up!
Everybody find the wheelie thing

that's just the right size! Go!

Does this look right?

No, Cat's wheelie thing is
too big!

Does this look right?

No, both their wheelie things
are too big!

Does this look right? YES!

We all have something to push
that's just the right size!

So hold on tight,
little chickie-chicks.

You're goin' home!

- Cheep, cheep, cheep,
cheep, cheep!

- Wee-haaa!
- Because we put big with big

and small with small, we're
totally moving chickens!

Math really saved our tails!

- Mm-hmm!

- Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep,
cheep, cheep!

- We're here! Which means...

♪ Problem solved ♪
- ♪ Cheep ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪
- ♪ So everything is awesome ♪

- ♪ Problem solved! ♪
- ♪ Cheep! ♪

- Looks like my chickens are
safe and snug in their coop.

So... can I join your perfect
picnic with a pig?

- Ya sure can!
- Cheep, cheep!

- ♪♪ You can have a perfect
picnic with a pig ♪

- ♪ When little goes
with little ♪

- ♪ And big with big ♪

- ♪ You can have a pear,
an apple, plum, or fig ♪

♪ When little goes with little ♪
- ♪ And big wiff big ♪

- ♪ You can wear a giant hat
or little beanie ♪

- ♪ When big goes with big ♪
- ♪ And teeny goes with teeny ♪

- ♪ Let's all do a wild
and crazy jig! ♪

♪ If you're little,
go with little ♪

♪ And big with big ♪

♪ It makes me really jolly
when I open my eyes and see ♪

♪ Everyone with something
that is just the right size ♪

♪ I really gotta stomp and shout
and wiggle and charge ♪

♪ When somebody who's super big
has something really large ♪

♪ When Cat sees someone very
small with something
itty-bitty ♪

♪ He turns into a shake-a-shake-
a-shake-a-shakin' kitty ♪

- ♪ I shake-a-shake I do ♪
- ♪ Rock this farm, wa-hoo! ♪

- ♪ So that's our perfect
picnic with Peg! ♪

- ♪ Cat ♪
- ♪ And friends ♪

(opera singing)
- ♪ Aaaaaand... ♪

♪ Piiiiiig! ♪
- Wow.

- ♪ Where little goes
with little and big with big ♪♪

- Those chickens were
totally crazy, right?

- I know!

- They wouldn't stop running
all over the place,

and jumping on everything, and
standing on their heads, and--

- Bouncing on my belly!

- Swinging from things,
doing somersaults,

and tap dancing!

- What was really weird was
the pig singing.

- That pig could really sing!

- I know! It's not easy
to do that. It's like...

(opera singing)
♪ Aaand... Caaaaaaaaat! ♪

Oh... Ahem!

Excuse me.

(opera singing)
♪ Aaaaand... Caaaaaaaaat! ♪

Ahem...

(opera singing)
- ♪ Aaaaaaaaaand... ♪

♪ Caaaaaaaaaaat! ♪

- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

(laughing)

- ♪ We're splashing
i♪♪♪

One, two!
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪ Peg plus Cat! ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat! ♪

- ♪ One two three! ♪
- ♪ Yeah come on, let's go! ♪

- ♪ Four five six! ♪
- ♪ Hey what do you know! ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine! ♪
- ♪ Whoa! What comes next? ♪

- ♪ Uh, ? ♪
- ♪ Ten! ♪

- ♪ You're the best! ♪

♪ We are two,
na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you,
na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus ♪
- ♪ Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus ♪
- ♪ Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus ♪
- ♪ Cat! ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat! ♪♪
(laughing)

- The space creature problem!

- So, I'm Peg
and this is Cat,

and we're on the Purple Planet
with our friend Richard...
- I'm Richard.

-...playing our favorite
Purple Planet game...

- (all): Bounce Really High!

- Oh, yeah!
- Weeee!

- Wahoooo!

- Peg's the funniest bouncer!

- Uh, hello!

- Cat's a funny bouncer too.

- My hat!

My marble!

- Peg keeps a marble in her hat?

- Her SPECIAL marble.

- It's the smoothest, coolest,
sparkly-est marble ever!

- It must have gone
into a crater.

- But we have no idea
which one!

We've got a BIG PROBLEM!

(whimpering)

- We were having
such a good time!

- It's OK, Richard.
We'll find my marble.

I'll check inside
this first crater.

- Can I check inside
the second crater?

- Sure! And Cat'll check inside
the third. Ready,

set...
- AH-AH-CHOO!

- We found my marble! So...

- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Can we bounce while we sing?

Please, please, Peg?

- If I bounce, I might lose
my marble totally forever!

- Not if it's in my safe!

- A safe is a box that locks
when you close it,

so you can keep things safe!

- My safe only opens
when it says .

That's one, zero, zero.
- (Cat): Whoa.

- Hello, Richard's blanky.

I never use it.
I just like to know it's there.

- My marble is safe
in the safe!

- So...
- ♪ Problem solved! ♪

♪ The problem is solved! ♪
- Hello!

- ♪ We solved the problem!
Problem solved! ♪

- Cat! Is that weird spaceship
you waved at coming towards us?

- Uh... yeah.

- You weren't gonna leave me

all alone with that scary
spaceship, were you?

- No way, Richard!
- Noooo!

- We're gonna stay right here

and face that space creature!
Or space monster, or...

(Peg gasps.)
- Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep,

cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep!
- (Peg): One hundred chickens?

- (Richard): And a pig?!

- Mmm! Baby corn!

- You crazy chickens built
a spaceship

and followed us here?

- Cheep, cheep!
- I'm Richard.

Here's a rock I ride on.

Here's a rock I rock on.

- You chickens don't belong
in space!

You belong on the farm
with the farmer!

(snoring)
- Yaaa!

- Hey, Richard,
who's that?!

- That's just Big Mouth.
Don't worry about him.

He only eats things
that are little and yellow.

- I'm glad I'm not
little and yellow!

- Me too!
- I know!

- Hello!

- The chickens!

- Go back to your spaceship,
chickens!

That way!
- Cheep, cheep!

- The chickens got away!
(Big Mouth groaning)

Yayyy!
(Big Mouth snoring)

- But we've got to get
all chickens

back into their spaceship
before Big Mouth gets them!

We've got
a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

(whimpering)

- Another problem?!

- Oh, sheesh!

- Don't worry, Richard.
We'll solve the problem.

We just need an idea.

- Does the pig have an idea?

(Pig burps.)
- No, just a burp.

- (Richard and Cat): Aww...

- Ahh!

- Hey, Peg!
- Hey, Ramone!

Cool jetpack!

- I'm collecting space rocks
for NASA.

- Can we see?

- (Richard): Oooh!
- (Peg): Cool!
- (Cat): Nice!

- Want to see me add
of these rocks to my collection?

- Counting a hundred rocks will
take all day!

- One, uh, two, three...

Ah... whoa!

- And be very difficult.
- Not if I use these trays!

Each tray holds rocks,

so instead of collecting rocks
one at a time,

I pick them up at a time,
like this!

- ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

♪ Five, six, seven, eight,
nine, rocks! ♪

- Now I'll count by tens, and
collect rocks in no time!

♪ Ten, , , , ,
, , , , ♪

- ♪ Wahooo! ♪

- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

- Hey, Ramone, do you think

we could pick up chickens
at a time, and bring them

from the other side of the
mountain to their spaceship?

- Sure! Everybody take
a couple trays.

And take a seat!
- Wait!

Before we blast off, I need
to check in with a friend!

- One, zero, zero.

- Special marble spin!

Up hi! Down low!

Way to go!

Stay smooth, cool,
and sparkly!

I love that marble.

- Buh?

- Bye-bye.

- Ooh! Ooh, ooh! Yellow alert!

- Goin' down!

- Everybody take your trays,

and scoop up chickens
at a time, like this.

- ♪♪ One, two, three, four
five, six, seven, eight, nine ♪

♪ Ten chickens! ♪

- I have a tray with !
- I have a tray with !

- I have a--
- Big Mouth!

- I do not have a big mouth.
- Ahhh!

- ♪ Ten, , , , , ♪

♪ Seventy, , , !
Wahooo! ♪

- ♪ Counting by tens ♪

♪ You can do any job
that you need! To! Do! ♪

- ♪ Counting by tens ♪

♪ You can count really high!
Get there so! Fast! Too! ♪

♪ Ten, , , , , ♪

♪ Seventy, , , ,
a shoo-ba-dee-doo! I said ♪

♪ Ninety, I said ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep! ♪

- ♪ Wahoo! ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep cheep! ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Wahoo! ♪♪

- That was soooo cool
how we blasted straight up

and left Big Mouth
way behind in the purple dust!

- I need to rest.
- I need to get back to work

collecting space rocks for NASA.

- Thank you
so much, Ramone!

- I do what I can.

- Are you gonna burp again, Pig?
Or do you have something to say?

- What is it?

(opera singing)
- ♪ Beneath your baaa-ah-ah... ♪

- Beneath his what? Come on!

Just say it!

- ♪ Baaaaack... siiiiiiiide! ♪

- Beneath his backside?

(Big Mouth growling)

- Nooooo!

We gotta get these chickens
in their spaceship now!

♪ Ten, , , , , ,
, , , ♪

♪ What do I do?! ♪

♪ I said ! ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep cheep cheep! ♪

- ♪ I said ! ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep cheep! ♪

- ♪ Wahooo! ♪
- ♪ Cheep, cheep, cheep! ♪♪

- Oh!

- Let's attach the chickens'
spaceship to ours,

so we can
lead those chickens home!

- (woman): Richard!
- Coming, Mom!

Bye, Peg. Bye, Cat!
- Bye, Richard!

We better take off fast,
before Big Mouth comes back!

(gasp)

My special marble!
The safe won't open

unless it says !

But I forget which numbers
you need to write !

I won't get my marble back!

The farmer won't get
his chickens back!

Because they'll be
Big Mouth's snack!

I am totally freaking out!

(Cat blows a whistle.)
Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

Five, four, three,

two, one!
- Ah-ah-ah-choo!

That's it! You made
a one-zero-zero! That's !

You did it again,
you amazing genius Cat!

One, zero, zero!

Special marble, I missed ya!

The chickens' spaceship is
stuck!

Because Big Mouth is back!

- No! Yes!

Baby corn!

One little yellow thing,
coming down!

- By knowing is
one-zero-zero,

we saved my marble!
And by counting by tens,

we saved the chickens! So...

♪ Problem solved! ♪
- ♪ Cheep ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved! ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep! ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem! ♪
- ♪ So everything is awesome! ♪

- ♪ Problem solved! ♪
- ♪ Cheep! ♪

- To get to planet Earth,

head towards the galaxy
that looks like the number .

- ♪♪ The way home is
totally clear, oh! ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero ♪

- ♪ Now I know just which way
I should steer, oh! ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero ♪

- ♪ Not the six over there
or the eight over there ♪

- ♪ Or the three that I see
over here, no! ♪

- ♪ We know where to go
so let's totally cheer, oh! ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero! ♪

- ♪ Don't soar past that four
or that smiling face ♪

♪ If we cruise past those twos
we'll be lost in space! ♪

♪ There it is, ♪
- ♪ Shining so brilliantly ♪

- ♪ We're going home
as we rock this galaxy! ♪

♪ We're going hoooooome! ♪
- ♪ Cheep cheep cheep cheep! ♪

- ♪ Rock the galaxy! ♪

- ♪ Almost home,
we've nothing to fear, oh! ♪

♪ Once again,
math saved our rear, oh! ♪

- ♪ Sure as Peg is my pal ♪
- ♪ And Cat is my hero ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero! ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero! ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero! ♪

- ♪ One hundred is
one-zero-zero! ♪♪

Wahoo!

- Can you believe those chickens
followed us into space?

- I know!
- Outer space is the last place

you'd expect to find
chickens!

(Cat laughs.)
- What about... in the bathroom?

- One hundred chickens
in the bathroom would be

really weird!

- "Get out of the bathroom,
chickens!"

- "I can't count you now,
chickens! I'm trying to flush!"

(laughing)