02x02 - The Slop Problem/The Birthday Present Problem

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

One, two!
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa, what comes next ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Ca-at ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
(laughter)

- The Slop Problem.

- Slop?
- (together): Ew!

- I'm Cat and this is Peg.

I mean...
I'm Peg and this is Peg.

I mean, this is Cat,
and I'm Peg,

and I'm a little nervous today
if you can't tell,

on the very day
when the coolest,

most amazing people we know
are coming for a visit!

- You mean...
- That's right!

The teenagers!
- Eek!

- ♪ The Teens are coming
to visit ♪

♪ The Teens
are coming to visit ♪

Teens... are... so...

cool!
- Ah!

- Hey, Peg.

- A Teen said my name!
Catch me as I faint!

- So this is a real farm?

- It's real!
- And it's a farm!

- We're like SO excited
to see the cornfields!

- And the apple trees.
- And to go swimming

in the lake! We brought
our bathing suits

with our favorite numbers
on them! !!

- !
- !

- I love teen fashion.

- But most of all, we can't wait
to check out the farm animals.

- Then follow me,
your tour guide, Peg...

and your assistant
tour guide, Cat,

as we show you
all around the farm!

- Rockitude!

- For our first stop,
we'll be visiting the barn...

where we have
the barn animals,

sometimes known
as barnyard animals,

I have no idea why.

I guess at some point
they were in the yard.

- O.
- M.
- G.

- They're so cute! I'm like
texting everyone I know

about how cute
these animals are!

- I'm, like, taking pictures
of them with my phone!

- I'm, like, taking pictures of
them and texting about them
at the same time!

- You can pet them too
if you want! Ha! Ha! Ha!

- Pet them?
- To do that,
we'd have to, like, touch them.

- Why don't the Teens wanna
touch the animals?

- I love touching animals.

- Next on our tour we have the
chicken coop. It's a coop
filled with chickens.

If it were filled with
anything else it would be a...

the-other-thing coop.

But now, as you can see,
it is filled with--

- Chickens!
(chickens humming)

- I can't get a good picture
of them through the wires!

- So, let's let
some of them out. Hello!

- Actually,
the thing about the coop is

the chickens are supposed
to stay inside it!

- Hello!
- If any of them get out,

it really upsets...
the farmer!

- ♪ Gonna check the corn,
then check the chicks ♪

♪ Skabadeedoo ♪

- Please help us pick up these
chickens before the farmer sees!

- Sorry, but...
- We don't touch animals.
- Eww!

- Cat and I can't get all these
chickens back fast enough!

We've got a big problem!

- It's, like,
not a problem at all.

- Our phones have this totally
awesome special app!
- Check it out!

- Whoa!
- Perfect

for picking up chickens...
- One, two, three, four,

five at a time!
- Try it!

- Get into groups
of five, chickens!

- ♪♪ , , ,
- chickens ♪

- ♪ Ready to scoop
- Scoop-a a-shoop ♪

- ♪ , , ,
- chickens ♪

- ♪ Back in the coop
- Shoo-boop-a-doop ♪♪

- We got the chickens
back in the coop, and so...

- My phone has a video of Ramone

singing a way more rocking
version of that Problem Song!

- So does mine!
- So does mine!

- Cool!
- The volume on my phone goes up

to !
- Mine goes up to !

That's more than !
- Mine goes up to !

That's more than
and more than !

- Crank it up, Jesse!
♪♪♪

- ♪ Problem solved,
The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem
- Problem solved ♪

- ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
- Yeah woah-oh-ho ♪

- No! That song was so rocking
that the farm animals went wild

and got totally filthy!

And guess who just washed
them this morning?

- The farmer?!

- ♪ Gonna check the chicks,
then check the barn ♪

- We gotta clean up the animals
before the farmer sees!

Looks like we've got
a really big problem!

OK, Teens! We'll put
the animals in the tubs...

...soak them with water...

and scrub them
with soap.

Got it?

Come on, guys!
We need your help!

- We'd like to help...
- But the animals are dirty...

- And if we touched them,
we might get dirty.

- Put down the phones

and start scrubbing! Please?

- (all three): Fine.
- We're touching a cow.

- Ewww!
- Moo!

- The cow needs a tub
with more space!

- Get in there, hog!

- Here's some soap
for you, sheep.

(bleating)

- Noooo!
- Walk this way, pig.

- (Peg): Come on!
- Slippery stuff!

- (teen girls): Ya!
- You're making the
animals even dirtier!

If the farmer saw,
then he'd have a cow!

(laughter)
Have a cow. Get it?

- LOL!
- LO double L!

- I don't get it!

- Have a cow means
totally freak out.

But that's really a cow,

so it's funny!
- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

- Where are you going,
littlest chickie?

- The farmer's right out there!

♪♪ It's time to get this right ♪

♪ So we can clean up our mess ♪

♪ The cow needs more room
and the hog needs less ♪

♪ The pig needs less
than the hog ♪

♪ And the sheep
is really small ♪

♪ So she's just fine
with the least room of all ♪

- So, like...
- OK...
- I kind of get it...

- ♪ I give the sheep
the least water ♪

♪ A bit more for the pig,
even more for the hog ♪

♪ The most for cow,
'cause he's so big ♪

- ♪ I totally get it ♪

- ♪ Less and more is the key ♪

♪ To getting them clean ♪

- ♪ And getting less slop
on me ♪

♪ I'll let you guys do the cow ♪

♪ He's got the most dirt ♪

- ♪ I'll do the sheep,
she's got the least ♪

And this is a new shirt, hello!

- ♪ At least
they're all helping ♪

♪ Every single teen ♪

♪ With more and more
scrubbing... ♪

- More!
- And more!
- And more!

- ♪ The animals are clean ♪♪

- We totally did it!
- We cleaned the animals!

- And we didn't get all filthy!
(laughing)

- Take a picture of us
with the animals!

- Gladly! Smile, Teens!

- Hello!
- Ah! Look up!

- I'm looking at the sheep
to show off my good side!

- I'm looking at the cow,

so I'll be like,
"Wow, he's so big!"

- I'm looking straight
at the camera!

- NOOOOOOO!

- Oopsie.
- We gotta clean

the animals again! Fast!

- No way!
- They're way filthier

than before!
- We'd be covered with slop!

- What is it with you, Teens,
and dirt?

It's OK to get dirty sometimes.
You just put your clothes
in the laundry!

- But we'd get slop
on our hands.
- Our hair...

- Our fingernails...
- Ew!

- Littlest chicken,
you in there?
- No!

- Cat and I can't possibly clean
the animals by ourselves

and the farmer's about to see
that we got them dirty!

He'll be so mad!
I'll feel so bad!

What am I about to start
totally doing?

- Freaking out?
- Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

(whistling)

Cat's right. I should count
backwards from five

to calm down.
Five, four,

three, two, one!

The bathing suits!

You did it again,

you amazing genius!
- Huh?

- If the Teens get dirty while
they're washing the animals,

they can get in
their bathing suits afterwards

and jump in the lake,
and get clean!

- A lake does have water.
- And water makes you clean.

- I totally forgot that.
I guess we can get dirty.

- Then let the super-fast
animal-washing begin!

- Ew! I mean, ooh!
- Getting dirty is, like, fun!

- It's actually,
dare I say it... rocking!

- I feel like a pre-teen again!
- A total tween!

- Thanks for getting us
to do this, Peg and Cat!

- You guys are, like,
beyond rocking!

- Did she just say we're--
- Uh-huh!

- Catch me as I faint...

(Peg sighs.)
- My turn!

- Let's see who can clean
the cow the fastest

and get the most dirty!
- You're on!

- Mud fight! Ha! Ha!

- I'm lookin' at some of the
cleanest animals I ever did see!

And some
of the muddiest humans!

- That's about to change!
- After we change...

- Here, chickie, chickie!
- By counting by fives,

the Teens kept
the chickens in the coop,

and by knowing more and less,
we all cleaned the animals!

- Math kept everything
just fine on the farm!

- Skabadeedoo!
- And so...

♪♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem
- So everything is skabadeedoo ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪
- (all): Rockitude!

- ♪ We're gonna jump in a lake
- Jump in a lake ♪

- ♪ Gonna have a water bash ♪

- ♪ And as we part-tee ♪

♪ We're gonna see ♪

♪ How much water
you can splash ♪

- ♪ I'll splash lots of water
- I can splash more ♪

- ♪ I'll splash
more than either of you ♪

- ♪ This cow here can boast,
she splashed as the most ♪

- ♪ Wow, cow,
you totally do ♪

- ♪ The hog will splash less,
the pig even less ♪

♪ The sheep even less
'cause she's small ♪

- ♪ I am one small beast,
bet I splash least ♪

- ♪ Dude, you barely
splashed at all ♪

- ♪ , , , , ♪

♪ Come on, little chickens,
take a dive ♪

♪ Again, , , , , ♪

- ♪ Why don't you join our bash
and make a splash ♪

(Cat humming)
More! More!

Less! Less!

More!

More! More! More!

Most!

- ♪ We jumped in the lake
- What an excellent break ♪

- ♪ Here are your clothes
from the washing machine ♪

- ♪ Guess it's time that we go ♪
- Hey, what do you know?

- ♪ We all are now
totally clean ♪

♪ Totally clean ♪

♪ Make a splash ♪♪

- The Teens make those phones
look so easy to use.

- I know.
Oh! It's a tickle app!

(Cat laughs.)

I love technology!
- A tickle app?!

(both laughing)

(sighs)

♪♪

- One, two!
A one, two, three, four!

♪♪ Peg plus Cat ♪
(Cat humming)

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One, two, three
- Yeah, c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four, five, six
- Hey, what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven, eight, nine
- Whoa, what comes next ♪

- Uh, ten?
- Ten!

♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus cat ♪♪
(laughter)

- The Birthday Present Problem.

(alarm clock ringing)

- Good morning!
I'm Peg and that's Cat.

You know what I really love
about mornings?

They're so full of possibility!

You never know
where you're gonna go

or who you're gonna meet!
(screams)

- You scared me!
- You scared me!

- I'm still scared!
- And I'm still screaming!

- We should really stop that!

Ooh! That's better!

Unlike me, Cat is not
a morning person.

You think he's wide awake,
but then you turn around

for, like, two seconds
and he's asleep again.

(snoring)

See what I mean?
Come on, Cat!

I want to show you
something.

- Ha! Ha! Shush!
- Tada!

It's my very first
calendar.

- Oh! Boxy!

- Yep! There's a separate box
for each day.

My mom made it for me,
and she even drew pictures
on days of special events.

This is the day we went
to the beach.
- Sunny!

- This is the day we went
to see the clown.
- Funny!

- And this is the day we had
an Easter egg hunt.

- Funny!
But what's this red stuff?

- At the end of each day,
I cross out the box

of the day that's over.
Two nights ago

I crossed out box .

Last night, I crossed out box
and tonight, I'll cross out...

There aren't any boxes left
to cross out!

- Uh-oh!
- My calendar is

all out of days,
and that's a big problem!

If there are no more spaces
on my calendar,

how will I know
what day it is?

Or what cool things are
coming up?

I'll be a total mess!

You, squooshy little genius!
You made the page turn

on my calendar
And there's another page!

With a whole
new month of days!

- So, what
you are saying is...

- ♪ Problem solved,
The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ Problem... ♪

- Look at the calendar
in today's box!

- Ooh! Cake!
- Birthday cake.
And a drawing of my mom!

Do you know what that means?
- Your mom made us a cake?

- No!
- Your mom bought us a cake?

- No!
- Your mom found us
a cake she's gonna give us!

- No! Today is my mom's
birthday!

- So...
we get to eat cake?

- Cat!
Forget about the cake!

We need to get my mom
a birthday present

before she wakes up!

We've got a really
big problem!

It's my mom's th birthday,

so I can't give her
just anything.

I need to give her
the coolest present ever!

- ♪♪ A picture, a sculpture ♪

♪ You could make a card ♪

♪ A bracelet, bath bubbles ♪

♪ A cute gnome for the yard ♪

♪ You could make a mug ♪

♪ Or a painting of a lake ♪

♪ But best of all you could go ♪

♪ And get your mom some-- ♪♪
- Rocks!

- I was gonna say cake,
but rocks work too.

- It's perfect!
I love rocks

and I always see them
in really cool places.

So, all I'll have to do is go
back to those places

and pick up rocks
for my mom's th birthday.

Come on, Cat!
- Ah!

- Hey, Ramone!

Do you think you could come by
with your jetpack?

- Ah...
The only way to travel.

- OK, Ramone! We need to get
rocks for my mom,

and I have places I wanna go.

- Then, you need to get five
rocks at each place.
- Perfecto!

- And scooping them up
will be easy

because I have a special app
on my phone.

- Oh yeah!
The Teens were using that app.

It's perfect
for picking up rocks.

- Or chickens.
- Five at a time!

- Five, ten, fifteen, twenty,
twenty-five, thirty, right?

- You got it! So where to?

- Peaches!
- Peaches! Peaches...

- Five!
- Peaches!

- Five more makes ten!

(cries)

- Oops!

- Five more makes fifteen.

Another five makes twenty!

(groaning)

Twenty-five!

One more scoop to go!

- Ooh! Home run!

- Five more makes thirty!

- (both): Ew...

- Approaching final destination.

- We're home, Cat!

Here we go!

, , ,

,
and rocks!

- Rockitude!

- You have been hanging
with the Teens.

- My mom is gonna love
her present!

Thanks for your help, Ramone!
- I do what I can!

- Alright, Cat!
Let's put these rocks in a box

because my mom's alarm
is gonna go off any...
(alarm clock ring)

- No!
- ...second.

Oh no! We had rocks,
but now we only have .

I can't give my mom rocks
on her th birthday!

- It simply isn't done.

- I need another really awesome
rock, and fast!

- Ooh! A marble is like a rock.

- I guess I could give
the marble to my mom.

- Your special marble?

- We need something really
awesome

and this is the most
awesome thing I have.

- But, Peg,
you love that marble!

- It's the smoothest,
coolest,

sparkliest marble ever!
That's why my mom should

have it.
Good-bye, sweet marble!

Stay smooth,
cool and sparkly!

- Ah! I know
where there's a rock!

- What do you mean?
- I found a rock

that reminded me of you.

I hid it outside the window.
- That's perfect!

We could give that rock
to my mom!

- And you can keep
your marble!

- Let's never part again,
marble! OK, Cat!

You get the last rock
and I'll put these in the box.

Hurry!
My mom will be here

any second!

... ...

... ...
...

- Here you go!

- Oh! This rock does
look like me!

- I mean, am I right?

- !

Ah! That's my mom coming up
the stairs! Quick!

I need to write a
on top of the box.

What does look like again?

- I'm so nervous, I forgot!
- Me too!

And now that I've forgotten,
I'm even more nervous.

- I'm so nervous,
I forgot the question!

- We can't remember
what the number looks like

and I need to know
because we got rocks

for my mom's th birthday!

Now my mom is almost here!

I am totally freaking out!

(whistling)
Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

Five, four,

three, two, one!

That's it!
You did it again,

you amazing fuzzy feline!
- Huh?

- The calendar has
numbers on it.

One for each day!
- Oh yeah!

There's !
- Then ,

, , , ,

, , ,

and... ! There it is!
- It's glorious!

- Three, zero.
That's how you write

! And the gift is complete!
- Yoo-hoo!

- Since we knew
how to count by five

and read a calendar, we made the
perfect present for my mom's
birthday.

- That really rocks!

- And so...

- ♪ Problem solved
- The problem is solved ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem ♪

- ♪ So everything is awesome
- Problem solved ♪

- I love that song.
- Happy birthday, Mom!

- Ah! My little Pegster!
You remembered!

- There was a picture
on my calendar.

- There was also
a picture of cake.

- Ha! Ha! Then we'll have to eat
some later, won't we?

- Here, mom.
Cat and I got you something.

- You didn't have
to get me anything!

- We didn't?
- We wanted to. And look!

- Nice , Peggy Peg!

And what a cool box!
- Open it, Mom!

- Open it! Open it! Open it!
- Alrighty!

Rocks!

- of them!
- They are so awesome!

- Do you like them?
- No, I don't like'em!

I love'em! Where did you get
all these?
- Well...

♪ There's a pirate island
with a peachy pile ♪

♪ It's a super sunny spot ♪

♪ By a treasure box
we picked up five rocks ♪

♪ They were glowing,
bright, and hot ♪
- Hot! Ho!

- ♪ Where the penguins ski
- Kind of clumsily ♪

- ♪ Are the snowy stones
we've chosen ♪

♪ We took five again,
To total ten ♪

♪ But be careful 'cause
they're frozen ♪
- Uh-huh!

- ♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ They're amazing to behold ♪

♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ Some are hot
and some are cold ♪

- ♪ Next we took a ride
to a valley wide ♪

♪ Where the wild dinos run ♪

♪ In a deep ravine,
more made ♪

- ♪ With a fossil in each one ♪

- ♪ The moon and star ♪

♪ more would give us
♪

♪ Mister Big Mouth slept
then awoke and leapt ♪

- ♪ So up and away we went-y ♪

- ♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ Strange and different
and delightful ♪

♪ These rocks rock ♪

- ♪ Getting them was
so exciteful ♪

- ♪ Next we hit the ground
by a table round ♪

♪ Near a dragon playing ball ♪

♪ On a magic shore
we found five more ♪

♪ Making in all ♪

♪ Then the journey ends
with our giant friends ♪

♪ Down among their giant roses ♪

♪ rocks at last,
so we flew so fast ♪

- ♪ From the stinky
giant toes-es ♪

- ♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ I love'em all through
and through ♪

♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ And this one looks like you ♪

- ♪ , , ♪

- ♪ I can't believe
the things you've seen ♪

- ♪ , ,
♪

- ♪ I got a little bit dirty ♪

- ♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ I'll treasure them forever ♪

♪ These rocks rock ♪

♪ They're the coolest present
ever ♪

- ♪ Let's eat cake ♪♪

- Good cake!

- You're not kidding!

- I can't believe you found a
rock that looks just like me!

- I know!
- Hey! I wonder

if I can find a rock
that looks like you!

- Impossible!
- Got one! Ooh!

And another!
And another!

- Ah! Let me see!

Ha! Ha! Hey!
Those do look like me.

- You're a rock star!
- A rock star!

(laughter)

(sighs)